/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I LOVE TEMPUS AND I LOVE (YOU) GOODNIGHT

>>50855066
>>50855089
I'm glad I checked before I jobbed and made a duplicate thread, good bake!

what a fun birthday, i'm so happy flayon had a good time and his singing has honestly improved a lot, proud of my red shota pilot! now to pray that bettel has good travels this week after his stream

reminder not to take bait
you probably still will though

>>50855089
Amen.

Btw update on the Flay Kyo collab.
It isn't on Kyo's schedule and in the stream where he first mentioned it Flay said he might have to cancel one
So it's possible the Kyo collab is the one that got the axe

>>50855111
I love my performative bisexual straight oshi

>>50855179
Good. I don't want the retarded cripple wigger having shit to do with any of the boys

>>50855179
Idk but it feels like getting the perms to collab with a niji is harder than with an indie so it's understandable if it takes longer time

>attempting post-collab comfort sex with Bettel
>he has even more performance anxiety
>can't get it up
>his phantom remains perpetually flaccid
Do you still love him?

>>50855246
i'm going to bite your balls in your sleep

>>50855318
Nervous embarrassed jester makes him even cuter and more pathetic

>>50855318
It's fine, I can still peg him.

>>50855143
But anons call everything bait so how am I supposed to know what is and isn't bait?

I love these new emotes

>>50855410
How do I know (you) aren't bait either?!

The birthday VP made me feel things

>>50855460
Same

>>50855066
uuuu

What does being bisexual feel like? when doing a male/female collab, do they feel like collabing with girls as a straight man?
God I wish I were bi

>>50855410
You simply lurk more

>>50855487
Too adorable

>>50855179
Thank goodness I hope it's cancelled for good.

>>50855502
what do you call this kind of brainrot

>>50855559
Mental illness

Recent karaokes (files expire after inactivity)
https://gofile.io/d/5qJu55

Ayo looks like new Magni timeloop just dropped.
Magni is straight: 1 vs Magni is boring: 0

>>50855559
It's called being Magni Dezmond the performative bi

>>50855682
More like doxxmites getting uppity

Speaking of expired files and all that. Does anyone have the recording of the Anime Boston panel available and would be willing to re-upload it? All the links I found over at warosu were long dead by now.

>>50855739
fucking doxxmites always coming here complaining about shit we don't even know about trying to make it a thing

My oshi has been in such good mood recently he should drop more music projects

What's with the sudden uptick in debating magni's sexuality? Are the magyume sisters suddenly deciding now to go into denial now or what

>>50855715
Not true. She likes women wym

>>50855833
Gee, I wonder why

Why can't you guys leave Magni alone. Let him do his own thing and be who he is!

magni is dezmond

Nigga who gives a fuck if he likes jacking it to astolfo and calls himself bi for it? let a nigga nut in peace. fucking retards.

What did the Machiroon do to get bonked?

>>50855958
doxxmite shit again huh
No wonder magni hates you guys

>>50856010
>not Deneb

>>50855715
There's a certain writing style all doxxfags seem to share. I can't quite put my finger on it but this person has it.

>>50856088
asked for toxic encore

>>50856095
Magni loves doxxmite, that's where his bits come from

who tf cares whats going on in doxxland, magni the animeboy is a whore for everyone with or without dicks with or without furs

>>50856152
This thread is having a toxic encore

>>50856100
One would expect bettelheads to have a hivemind. Turns out it's the mites all along

>>50855179
>Kyo
????
Niji fucking Sanji Kyo? That Zoomer Wigger faggot that plays NTR with Enna's Viewers? When was this announced? Twitter?

>>50856203
It's just a very exact mannerism of theirs. They'll spontaneously reply to a tangentially related comment with some bs connected to whoever it is they're seething about in any particular week in a very catty manner(e.g >>50855715). Bonus points if they also include some twitter buzzwords like "performative" or "problematic".

bi = didn't have good enough pussy yet
that's just an objective fact

>>50856365
Look up what bi means, anon.

>>50856088
Pretended to be surprised that Flayon has played eroge yet again

>>50856254
He mentioned it in his last menshi I think? Along with a couple other collabs for this week
I guess you missed when Flay put in a thing for Kyo's dating application stream?

>>50856254
>plays NTR with Ennas's viewers
Enna plays NTR with her own chat, dude. Sometimes with other dudes than Kyo,lmao.

>>50856409
>I guess you missed when Flay put in a thing for Kyo's dating application stream?
I watched a clip.

IDGAF if Magni is gay or straight or bi or any of the 36 new sexuality, but I just want him to know that he's already promised his ass to one too many Stars and he has no way to walk out of it, so if he doesn't naturally enjoy taking it up his mouth and ass, he better LEARN to enjoy it, and he better do it fast.

>>50855318
Yeah, I basically just want to cuddle anyway

>>50856527
This makes me wonder: which of the tempus boys would be the easiest to rape? which ones would put up the most fight?

>>50855318
>Bettel
>using his dick
I thought sisters just wanted to peg him and faggots just wanted to pound him

mama schedule get
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1665976102366642176

Anyway... Stream Copium. I want you all to cringe until you like it.

>>50856617
>so bulky that most fanart actually nerfs his muscles
crazy

>>50856617
>Subnautica
>Diablo 4
Good week.

>>50856637
HANDS UP BOTTLES UP AH COPIUM

>>50856576
vesper and altare respectively

>>50856637
i've been indoctrinated to a shameful level, it's really fucking good...

>>50856576
>which of the tempus boys would be the easiest to rape
There's a reason why we call Bettel rapebait so often.

>>50856335
Well, in this case they just quoted the same offtopic Twittershit they posted in this thread. That said, they're still insufferable. They got annoyed by someone being annoyed by something so they decided to annoy everyone else with it for maximum metannoyance.

>>50856652
while not exactly rare it's a bit harder to find anime-styled artists who can draw bulk if they're not a barafag (or at least borderline a barafag)

>>50856637
AH COPIUM (YEAH UH)
AH COPIUM HANDS UP BOTTOMS UP

>>50856709
gdi hakka

>>50856617
Zomboid server? Hello?????

>>50856834
shinri told me he hates vesper, sorry

>>50856834
If he's the mom of tempus and vesper is the dad, I would also hate my husband if he was a contratian alcoholic with anger issues.

https://twitter.com/____crown_____/status/1665941741646774272

>>50857024
Looks like Shinri-mama needs another beating.

hakkitos the most normal

>>50857275
Who's the most vile, rotten, disgusting fanbase then?

>>50857353
The one that has (You), ofcourse.

>>50857353
gotta be the jeffritos

>>50857179
Aaaieee!!!

>>50857408
KEK

uh i have a question, why is the price different?

>>50857619
What, different from the usual VP price?
Because it's almost 12 minutes long

>>50857647
oh, sorry. I had my vpn on, and confused by currency... my bad.

>>50857139
Why is Hakka's hand blushing?

>>50856586
I want to be impregnated... betsy needs to get it up at least once.....

>>50858389
https://twitter.com/____crown_____/status/1665957918469136385

>>50855276
>cripple
Is this a rrat or did someone hear a wheelchair squeak?

https://twitter.com/ZeitaraArt/status/1665988626965204997
happy pride month :^)

>>50858389
I didn't even realize it has all of Tempus hands in it. Axel offering a collar and Altnowa doing the heart thumbs up hands..

>>50858844
Cringe art

https://rentry.org/tempusemotes updated
Just Flay's new emotes zipped:
https://files.catbox.moe/urfcnu.zip
Also zipped the last batch of Mag emotes:
https://files.catbox.moe/34yl9n.zip
and put up an updated zip of all the Tempus emotes:
https://files.catbox.moe/8tzpms.zip

If anyone downloaded the previous "everything" zip, you can download just the Flay and Mag packs plus Vesper's VESHate emote separately to get up to date (Note: I forgot to include Hakka's SALUTE emote and the small version of MAGAngy in the old zips)

>>50859251
thank you emote anon chu~

>>50858844
kys

>>50856617
diablo? nice
also hot art

Jackbox sure was crazy, why were all the boys so horny

>>50859849
Flayon constantly exudes sex energy

>>50855787
I got it. Video plus 2 audio files up here: https://gofile.io/d/SZ2qrf
Bigger audio file was recorded by a different attendee (I compressed it to mp3 and reuploaded it here)
Smaller audio file is just the portion of it not already covered by the video (video ended early)

>>50859932 (me)
Note that these files will expire as well after inactivity

I thought this place wasn't moderated? I got banned for trolling.

>>50859849
I'm still astounded that Axel drew Magni and titled it fucking 'kuminhaler 2000', and then implied that he fucked donuts? Axel was extra horny for Magni I guess.

>>50860159
Then Magni later naming himself Magneechan... Why are they like this, just fuck already

>>50860207
>>50860159
>There is no punchline

>>50858844
zei draws the cutest magmites

>>50860139
skill issue

>>50858844
magmites really are the worst

I hope Axel is good. Please sleep more...

>>50860332
Are you suggesting that you troll sucessfully?

Jackbox galleries if anyone wants to save the gifs before they expire
https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/quiplash3Game/0c9fd89e5e30372c8de74749191aca99/
https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/quiplash3Game/2cd82b4a15365337ce8ed86bb4ebfadc/
https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/WorldChampionsGame/78c6abc2ba010d44753e6e67112bcb2f/
https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RapBattleGame/a10464dd904e83c5ecb2fee21d1ce8ea/
(You can also order T-shirts of their drawings, but the money obviously goes to Jackbox and not the talents)

>>50856617
>>50856652
I thought women preferred lean and muscular, not bulky and muscular?

>>50858479
Bitch ass lusting after that ghost dick fr fr

>>50860549
He's cooking yo. Let him cook before he loses the idea.

>>50860139
Axel moderates this general

>>50860619
Yeah, like I did just now to you

>>50860726
leaner is definitely more seen as preferrable, yeah.

>>50860778
The unbonkable becomes the bonker

Get your Magkoi(n)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47684416

>>50860726
There's no one size fits all retard. I prefer bulky

>>50860722
>order T-shirts
Isn't that only for Tee KO?

>>50861031
Apparently not because there were buttons to buy T-shirts on all their Champ'd Up drawings

>>50861031
No, you definitely can for at least the other art games. I haven't checked for the others though

>>50861061
Kek nice. It's a shame the lawsuit one isn't there, I would've bought it

>>50860234
The punchline is axel’s dick punching magni’s womb

>>50860886
Isn't it called Koipium

>>50860997
>one size fits all retard
So you go after himbos?

>>50860832
Lmao anon, you're cute
Replying is not trolling

>>50861078
Axel giving Magni 20 puppies

Man, I'm scared how big my tempus merch order is going to be by the end of June.

>>50861061

>>50861078
Boys don't have wombs

>>50861183

>>50861193
Magni is a woman

>>50861193
As an alchemist, Magni can transmute his body into a womb but before you think it's hot, let me remind you he watches Meatcanyon so expect body horror

>>50861061
i kinda want this one lol

>>50861193
not with that attitude

>>50861252
That explains a lot

Can my husband, Axel, let us know if he will be streaming soon?

>>50861252
>body horror
Jokes on you I'm into that

>>50861078
>>50861147
magni's motherly instincts telling him he's pregnant ToT

>>50861293
Yes, I can

>>50861252
>Magni can transmute his body into a womb
So he turns into a just womb?

>>50861332
Better than an unjust womb!

>>50861307
I forgot magmites are disgusting weirdos with fucked up fetishes just like me fr fr

>>50861193
you really think that the alchemist wouldn't give himself a womb just because? wasn't there an implication that he was john maggington's wife?

Magni babytrapping oblivious Axel

>>50861319
Aniki? chu! thank you

>>50861420
Hot ToT

>>50861420
hooking his legs behind Axel's back to make sure he gets knotted deep and full

>>50861543
I want to do that to axel.

Crossposting Seaweed's birthday live here since nobody on the EN side is on and this is bound to be a good time.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ0HdHbN7C4

if dead horas
astel 3d live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ0HdHbN7C4
he's singing 6 songs

>>50861626
Thank you!

>>50861193
Oh I will correct you on that, come here anon

>>50855559
Being American.

>>50861636
thanks
>kickback
still haven't heard a better version than hakkas so far

>>50857179
>Vesper
>Beating anyone in Tempus not named Bettel
LMAO

>>50860159
Everyone playing dumb and pronouncing it "cumin" and then Hakka just casually saying "cum inhaler" was great

>>50860846
He who wields the bonk knows when to bonk

>>50861891
I was getting a drink when he said that and I almost choked and died

>>50861669
I'm a guy. That would be gay.

Can someone explain wtf is going on in Flayon's new lore video

>>50862078
Gay or not gay does not influence whether you have a womb or not.

Man, Astel sure love his big stories and lore dump in his lives.
Also, kek
>Super serious lore dump about a small dragon, experiments on him and a war between humans and dragons
>Uyu appears
>"AAAAAAH I'M SO BORED I WANT TO PLAY A GAME"

>>50862117

>>50862169
KEK

Por favor bitch
https://youtu.be/fBj_JOqTLt4?t=2796

>>50861420
Magni would try to deny his obvious white woman hornyness for the dog that is Axel and tell himself that Axel is just the most logical choice. Despite his asthma Axel probably had the best genes out of the candidates, tall, good teeth (gosh he wanted his spawn to have adorable chompers), no (obvious) mental illness or cursed body parts. No, it was not about wanting to get knotted at all

>>50862169
It's perfect

>>50862189
Axel is so dumb I love him

this overdose is sex wtf

magni you follow astel's furry account. you could do shit like this too while in holostars

>>50862382
Unlike JP. The West hates furries.

Just finished watching the Jackbox vod. Hakka is surprisingly witty for someone that's ESL! And what the fuck was wrong with Bettel fumbling the entire time? Such a shameful display lol

best artist in holostars

>>50862211
Axel's stupid dog pheromones keep stimulating Magni's senses and puts him in a permanent heat. He'll get that knot whether Axel wants to or not, while he's sleeping or awake. it doesn't matter.

>>50862331
Overdose in general is usually pretty ero I still haven't stopped thinking about breeding the knight since he posted his menshi cover of it

>>50862460
He's depressed that he lost the numbers game against Flayon out of all people during the birthday stream. And Magni making him the butt of his jokes doesn't help.

>>50862528
Hot

>>50862460
>>50855318
and https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/40684524/#40694106 for good measure

Hakka is the only Kintama baby I accept.

Rio is so sex all the time

>>50862460
Jobber jester... please understand...

>>50862707
Ok, but why is Axel half naked?

>>50862824
He might be wearing his bodysuit thing but I can't tell without color

I fell asleep was the karaoke good? Did anything else happen?

>>50862824
I tried to find you that picture of Axel just in his bodysuit but found this instead. Relevant to a conversation couple threads back about big boobs and elbows

>>50862932
Flay tried to fuck leader on stream again, that's what you missed

I got my paycheck today and the first thing I thought was that I could send [x] superchats to my tempus oshi (of now three weeks) how fucked am I?

missing him, my fellow homos

>>50863061
There's a lot of merch that just dropped and there will be more soon with the anniversary so be sure you have enough left over for any merch you want to buy

>>50863061
>of now 3 weeks
who? did you have a different one before?

fat fuck harem...

>>50862956
can i get a source on the art
i can't read the signature

What percentage of Tempus' fanbase has aids?

>>50863061
Consider buying merch and voicepacks instead. A big part of superchat goes to youtube, so buying merch makes sure that more of your money goes to your oshi directly. So do only superchat if you have disposable money left over.

>>50863248
your mother makes up 99%

>>50863017
Nice anything else?

>>50858844
What a waste. Would have been cute if it wasn't for the uncalled for pandering. It's like having good food fall into the sink. It's technically still clean but you know psychologically it's ruined.

>>50863234
Sorry, I nabbed it from the archive so I have no clue

>>50858844
>Checks bio
>Genderfluid
What does that even mean...

>>50863061
Speaking from experience here, pretty fucked. Make sure to keep a close eye on your expenses from now on
And just like >>50863265, merch and VP content is better if you want to support your oshi.

>>50863323
Flay sung Toxic in a really breathy high-pitched voice, twice. Also slayed a bunch of yumes. And YouTube. And some other stuff but I'm too tired. Also he redirected into a mysterious lore video at the end.

>>50863532
Another term for tomboy, just girls wanting to be different.

>>50863171
it's bettel I was more of a vshojofag before but his birthday made him really catch my eye

>>50863265
>>50863123
I ALREADY BOUGHT HIS BIRTHDAY MERCH AND ALL THE VPS THE ISSUE IS HOW FAST ALL THIS HAPPENED

>>50863532
being retarded

>>50863532
New way of saying she is not like other girls

>>50861193
>Boys don't have wombs
Correct.

>>50863619
Kek you truly found your oshi then

>>50863619
>Spoiler
What about his birthday made you interested?

I think Magni is actually a real man

>>50863619
>THE ISSUE IS HOW FAST ALL THIS HAPPENED
honeymoon stage of getting an oshi, things should calm down on around 3 to 6 months from now. good luck and don't go broke

Can you buy a vp multiple times?

>>50863748
Yeah, you can indeed do that.

>>50863748
I heard people say they have but I haven't tried it myself

>>50863748
Yes I bought Altare's 6 times

>>50863790
>>50863809
Oh nice. Will do that instead of throwing more money at yt

>>50863532
Magni waters his Magmites with his Magfluid so maybe Twittards water each other with their genderfluid

every time my oshi doesn't stream, I question if they really are my oshi. Then once they stream I am all like OMG they are my oshi I love them. Then it repeats. It's like I lack object permanence for them..

>>50863862

>>50863862
Sasuga Cultare o7

>>50863902
toddler anon...

>>50863862
Which one?

>>50863862
holy based cultare

>>50864015
dammit I'm on mobile and don't have the animated one on me

how was Flay's karaoke?

>>50863532
It's a convenient sign that immediately tells you that your date is not worth your time, money, and effort.

>>50860886
I wonder if people will ever learn the difference between character A/character B and character A&character B

yikes standardized merch
any thoughts on what we can do as a community to make sure our Tempus boys dont get the same treatment?

>>50863703
Nta but I discovered him and how much of a cute pathetic loser he is during his birthday as well. I saw he was going to have his twin on stream with him and thought that sounded interesting enough to check out and now I’ve fallen down the Tempus rabbit hole

>>50864318
Too late for some of them

>>50863933
How do I stop?

>>50864378
never too late to band together and support those that are falling behind no?

>>50863959
Take a guess

>>50864318
actually i was just thinking about this, and by how Axel was talking about merch for his next birthday, it doesnt sound like tempus is getting the same treatment?
unless they just havent been told yet or something, but he'd say so if the custom merch is a no go

>>50864408
Oh you're an axelotl, I'm afraid there is no cure for you

>>50864318
I'm getting the tumbler, it's the only thing I use in the house and when I bring guests over, I don't have a problem.

>>50864062
>>50807559

>>50864408
Now start dreaming about him too

>>50864318
I wonder what he would have done if he could have the merch he wanted
I still don’t understand their decision though holostars merch always sold well

>>50864431
nta but you are so based and real for that anon, I also bought it at least 4 times. I added 3 more Yantare VPs to my order when I bought the summer camp ones.

Axel where is your schedule it's been 2 weeks man

>>50864617
jackin off to neechans is more important sorry axelotls!!!

>>50864318
Flayons merch looka like this too, did he got standartized merch? But why did hakka get unique merch?

>>50864318
>Acrylic Panel
>Keychain
>Flimsy card
It's probably already hit them. I assume they still get nice anniversary merch.

I've listened to Axel's latest scuffsmr more times than I care to admit. I love hearing how men talk to their pets

>>50864562
thanks

>>50864650
tbf acrylic panels happen for every holo whether its live/stars. still id feel pretty bad for magmites/axelotls if standardized merch happens for them this year given Altare and Vesper's merch kinda blew theirs out of the water.

>>50863564
Nice, saw the lore vid don't quite understand but Flayon needs a hug...

>>50863902
I have no emotional permanence too. I think my oshi is hot garbage when he doesn’t stream, but I love him when he does. One day I’ll become a full-blown schizo.

I would kill for a "Magni experiments on you and cuts you open" asmr

>>50864650
i actually don't think that's the case. flayon talked about not getting the budget for what he wanted to do with his merch so i doubt it's standardized, just what he could afford

>>50863902
I wonder if this is an axelotl thing? Because I experience this too, but my head is empty a lot of the time anyway, so I don't really know. Though, whenever I do see any random image of Axel, my brain smiles until I look away again.

LOVE FLAYON
FLAYON LOVE

happy straight pride month

>>50863532
Pussy juice.

>>50858844
Well someone forgot that their oshi is a straight dude pretending to be bi for internet points.

>>50865017
wheres the second part

>>50865049
kek

>>50864982
NTA but I'm a magmite and the exact same thing happens to me too. So, who knows what the hell is up with that.

>>50865049
Ok white girl calm down

>>50864846
PRAYING FOR THIS PLEASE

>>50864846
We did have like 3 kidnapping roleplays so far that started going that direction (I haven't listened to the latest 2 VPs yet so idk if that number has changed)

>>50865060
theres no second part at all :^) Vesper is a very proud member of the breeding community. sorry youre so jealous.

>>50864982
nta. i'm an axelotl too, you're just retarded

>>50865126
Yeah, probably.

>>50865126
but ain't that a requirement for being an axelotl in general?

>>50864982
Man i wish.
My head is so full all the time that i sometimes want to be smacked in the head and become a retard. At least i won't have anything to worry about anymore... Life sucks
But when Axel streams, i feel a lot better

>>50865017
>>50865127
jk xd

/mans/ is kinda weird ngl

>>50865267
What

>>50865267
Why does Altare have earrings?

>>50865267
That Altare is so cute, I wish Vesper was a little cuter in this pic too.... altnowa uuuuuu

>>50865267
seems fake dunno where you got that from

>>50864982
What is wrong with us?

>>50865232
Very much so.

>>50865083
Pic screams out
>mfw people believe my claim of bisexuality simply by lusting over traps

>>50865267
God damn i wish a cute korean twink would dominate me

>>50865318
Doxxmite waking up and bringing shit from his rm does that

>>50865267
I love that he has the catgirl headphones that Altare wanted to get for him

>>50865405
i mean tbf lusting after traps and femboys is pretty damn gay no matter how much gen z men like to cope otherwise

>>50865485
Nta but it really isn't if all you do is lust over 2D femboys but would never touch a man irl.

>>50865481
I wonder if Altare did buy him a present... Vesper would probably refuse to give out his address to anyone that isn't Magni

>>50865238
I think it's better to not be like me, in all honesty. Being worried and having things on your mind a lot of the time just shows that you do care about what you're doing and have a want to continue. It's stressful, I assume, and a lot of hard work, but overall, probably better than just ignoring things or looking away. Axel's a good motivator and inspiration for that kind of stuff, so I'm glad that you find comfort in his streams and can relax with them!

>>50864318
It depends on their performance probably.

>>50865127
I still find it amusing that one anon got really interested in breeding animals as a kid, searched up whether that was a thing for humans, and then proceeded to get really into breeding as a kink

>>50865550
So you're not a furry if you won't fuck real animals?

>>50865751
huh?

>>50865760
You are a furry if you are into 2d anthro animals, if you are into actual animals you are zoophile

Hakka imagining Shinri destroying all the local MILFs with his dragon dick and Magni imagining himself as one of the neechans in his path though...

>>50865760
Furry is not a sexuality. And not that I know a lot about furries but furry characters don't even look like real animals.

>>50865841
Local milf Magni...

Can you people bring the lgbt discourse or whatever back to twitter? literally no one here except you schizos care if he'd suck a dick irl or not

>>50865550
oh i love hot anime girls and nsfw art of them but i'd never have sex with another girl... i don't call myself bi it doesn't feel right

>>50865819
Someone posted about it in a recent thread, I think in response to Shinri's fish game

>>50865950
Sexy single Magunis in your area

>>50865405
take this shit back to Twitter

Everyone itt wants to fuck/get fucked by a Tempus boy no matter their sexuality

>biCHADS
>get assblasted when people critique their sexuality instead of just being confident in themselves and ignoring it

>>50865841
Shinri's reaction was pretty funny ngl, poor man

The real question is: when do we get more Almond?

>>50865550
if you really want to talk doxxshit the man's talked about enjoying getting checked out by dudes at the gym ain't no way he's straight

>>50866021
no

I'm glad I bought Flay's pantsu because I don't think I'm going to buy his birthday merch sigh

This thread is pretty gay

>>50866159
no you

if cover is gonna start doing standardized merch for stars then they better lower that shipping price. im not paying $70 for 1 small button and a keychain

>>50866126
I'd take anybody admiring me honestly.

When do we get more axmag?

>>50866248
When they finally find the punchline

>>50866248
When Axel stops being a coward

>>50866248
Jackbox fed me, Axel was his early debut self toward Magni all of a sudden

>>50866248
i need more of this especially because Axel loves scents

>>50863902
I'm the opposite. I'm pissed off and annoyed when he streams but when he's not streaming I'm in denial that I actually like him

>>50865550
Here we go again

>>50866126
Also plays Nu:Carnival. So either a straight fudanshi or bi. Either way, not much of a distinction for anyone not actively trying to fuck him.

>>50866496
I can already imagine the nigger doxxmite twiddling his fingers giddily seeing that people are biting his bait. That or he's samefagging the whole time.

I miss Axel but I hope he is resting well…

I can't stop thinking about how Sims Saturday could've been even more kino if Bettel had streamed the second Sims game instead. Too bad it's such a pain in the ass to get that game legally nowadays, and even if he'd been granted permission to stream it his game would look and run like utter shit without the help of several hundred mods. What we could have had.

Hey guys, can somebody give me timestamp about flayon saying that he got troubles with his birthday merch? I think it was last week?

>>50866536
just because he knows about that game doesn't mean he played it

Serial killer Altare and lovestruck fall guy accomplice Shinri...it's practically writing itself

>>50866631
Why? You’re gonna make a bait thread with it?

Has anyone watched through the jackbox vod? Anything censored?

https://machinaxflayon.itch.io/x

>>50866715
Nah, my friend don't believe that flayon got standartized merch, wanna show her that to prove my point

>>50866757
oh wow he's making his own rpgmaker game

>>50866744
The chat is still there, so I think it's unedited

>>50866757
how did you find this?

>>50866806
But he did not get standardized merch. He just went over his budget and that's all he could afford.

>>50866408
Being into someone's body scent is so hot. Too bad Axel probably won't admit that Magni isn't stinky even after he has gotten a good sniff

>>50866860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9_OztsVXyM
its in the description

>>50866899
Ok can i have a timestamp? Thats what he was talking about there, right?

>>50866806
Flayon’s merch isn’t standardized, it’s just cheap.

is Flayon merch the new loop?

>>50867085
It's relevant considering there are Cover investors meeting that being broadcasted live

>>50866607
does talking about how Magni's still gonna get raped regardless count as biting the bait

>>50866699
"The body was like that" instead of "the body was there" implies the body was already there but in a different state before Shinri did something with it...

Jackbox might be my new favorite Tempus collab

Delicious drugged chocolates...

>>50866958
Even hotter desu. Axel keeps stealing sharp breaths against the nape of Magni's neck and the cleft of his ears because he 'smells weird'. Leaving Magni eternally flustered and confused if Axel actually likes his scent or not and is just like that. I'd be nice if Magni used a potion to change his natural scent to something closer to someone else's, like leader's, which upset Axel enough to scent Magni himself and cover it up.

>>50867297
Hot ToT

>>50867345
Dude fuuuck, where can I fund this

>>50867247
giwtwm

I am sad that I wasn't here when jackbox happened, it was so funny.
The thing that magni wrote about shinri lives in my head because of how explicit and brutal it was.

So happy I was there.

Shinri is a Kronie, that's why he hates Vesper for attaching himself to clockwoman.

>>50867437
nowhere fuck you

>>50867345
ao3 now

Boys, please, help your father learn to let go...He's suffering...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StGts5YVDC8

>>50867621
Hey man I just put shit out there. I'm just an ideas man, anyone can pick this up and do whatever with it, cause I'm a terribly slow writer myself

i'm trying to get back into tempus, haven't been watching them for the past 3-4 months or so. give me your favorite recent streams /MANS/

https://twitter.com/tomnook555/status/1665805853474304001

Is Hakka streaming in 9 minutes or am I stupid?

>>50867887
Forewarned w/ Altare, Shinri, Hakka & Axel
https://youtu.be/XNf09QQnNXQ?t=203

>>50867887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwyaE4i0S-g

>>50867887
Magni's unarchived karaoke VOD was pretty nice during the zatsu portion of it (5hrs in). You'll have to dig through warosu for it though.

>>50867615

>>50867247
>>50867297
Are these part of the same story

>>50868097
ToT

His schedule baited me.. hakka.. how could you?

dont forget to do your playlist reps during dead hours!

>>50868210
>/MANS/ tempus playlist doesnt exist anymore
welp guess im gonna have to make a channel dedicated to making focused playlist then kek

>>50867903
Seems like he jobbed his schedule lmao

>>50868210
>op playlist is gone
Should probably use the official one then
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>50868087
I hope it rots in your brain forever

>>50868210
And if I don't? what are you gonna do about it?

>>50868332
dude
why does he look like this

>>50864431
I'm still laughing at how Altare pulled off a drugging and kidnapping VP by just asking his manager not to listen to it.

>>50867216
Link?

>>50868352
idk but I hope he looks even more smug in his 1.5

>>50868372
this is the April fools day one right, I need to get it

>>50868388
Nvm, it's June 29th 10 am JST

>>50868459
Yes.

>>50868459
Yes.

>>50866084
>>50866215
Cute almond thank you!!!

>>50868559
W-what is happening here

>>50868312
oh nice. hope someone can edit the OP pastebin and replace it with this

>>50868569
There's a reason he told him to stop fondling his nipples during Jackbox

>>50868569
…a hug??

So, when will Vesper do another twitter space again? He did it back then when he was surrounded by his nephew on Thanksgiving, I'm sure he could find some hills peaks to do twitter space.

>>50868934
He's only gonna be gone his normal off days though so I doubt he will do one this time. He was also at a house not camping in the woods with potentially spotty service

>>50867973
>>50867981
>>50868059
thanks guys <3

>>50866899
The original plan was a R-TRUS butt mousepad so I'm guessing it got shut down too late and had to go with a plan b

>>50868934
let the guy spend time with his family ffs

>>50869203
I'm pretty sure he said yesterday that he just didn't have budget for it

Reminder to magmites that he will never love you as much as he loves Magmom.

higher res on twitter but I love the one with him and the star
https://twitter.com/2w46713/status/1665976687069130753

Reminder to magmites that he will never love you

>>50869521
I love spreads like these, Altare cute

>>50864318
Huh? Astel is doing better than Tempus average isnt he? What the heck why

>>50869898
not really. when he isnt spamming karaokes/FPS he gets pretty mid #'s
only JP thats doing better than Tempus on average no matter what he does is Roberu

>>50869420
Reminder nothing kind you say to him will ever have weight to it because you’re not his mom

>>50869898
JP boys has standardized merch, nothing to do with individual numbers.
>>50869961
This isn't correct.