/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>51224530
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Thanks for the bake!

>>51224559
amen

Mechabird cosplay

>>51224530
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

potential flay monday stream

flaytel love! i forgot to bring an umbrella and it's raining... and i little bit miss betsy.

I really wish Axel would cover Itte after the karaoke, he sounded so amazing
https://twitter.com/unknownlurker4/status/1667914399712149508

>>51224559
amen

>>51224559
Amen.

>>51224627
Hell yeah more Lob Corp

>>51224662
Cute! Itte's definitely one of my favorite "happy music with tear-jerking lyrics" songs and it would be a dream if my pilot covered it

>>51223046
HE DID GAIN AN EXTRA HAND!!
did they mean to do that or just accidentally leave the wrong toggle on

>>51224965
The buttplug arm.

>>51224965
LMAO who is the person who quality proofs these things, Bettel has that white circle behind his hat in holoEN's twitter banner as well

>>51224965
That's his anal glove.

>>51225041
>>51225055
Buttplug arm that holds out a book... Magnoir really IS the endgame

>>51225041
KEK

>>51224965
his thighs are still freakishly long

>>51225113
He has said that he has long legs multiple times, it's kinda nice that the model has legs for days

>>51225113
>he doesn’t want his oshi to be 9” tall

There was a clip of Magni's long legs and one of the comments said that there needs to be a leggy boy in every gen kek

Magni's mama post really give me vibes of "I am sorry I fucked up that badly, I will do my best to change it for the better and add extra stuff to make up for it"
For the longest time I thought she was mostly there for the job than caring that much but I guess I was proven wrong, like even 1.0 Magni has all of these accessories on debut and having all of this complicated shit with his arms, she even adding a new set for the redebut. I am glad she didnt take it bad at all that he wanted a touch up.

>>51224621
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>51225527
There’a nothing wrong with her art, it just doesn’t translate well to live2d

>>51225527
Everyone shit on his design so hard I'm worried about her self esteem desu

>>51225527
Furumi mama love!!! I have always been miffed about people shitting on her, when you take a look at Magni's design it really shows how much thought went into it. But I was scared that she didn't want anything to do with Magni after all the shit the model got... I'm so glad that there seems to be no bad blood! I still love the little foxMagni she drew

>>51225728
"Magni" was one of those people who shit on the design too

>>51225638
she's not senzaki mama she obviously has thick skin if she hasnt had a menhera meltdown in public the past 11 months

>>51224965
Digging around in DevTools and archive.org for these images & the old ones reminded me to look for the direct link to the old lofi BGM

Top of the World (interesting filename there)
https://tempus.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/tempus/audio/WingMoment_Inst.mp3

Always Tied:
https://tempus.hololivepro.com/wp-content/themes/tempus2301/audio/Always_Tied_LoFi_Remix02.mp3

>JP boys get a confession/proposal voice pack
Nyo... its not fair...

>>51226084
tempus already got summer camp VP

>>51226101
I'm getting some serious deja vu from this but they really don't want to attract those vile fangirls huh?

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1668181809509838849
Momi captures the trauma

>>51226197
momi no..

>>51226160
Did you forget their valentine vp and pantsu merch

>>51226084
Niggas who have been watching them for 3-4 years deserve it
*Uproar is management's favorite so they get advanced treatment (they're my favorite too)

>>51225770
Everyone did

>>51226270
No, I did not.

>>51226270
I don't know about the valentine vp but I bought their underwear simply because I need a set.

Thinking about the fearful magmite noises

>>51225770
When the anon above OP of that post said everyone, he means EVERYONE.

ew.

>>51226820
Why are his knees so low down bro

>>51226820
Ugly :(

>>51226711
The yelp when one got smushed kinda sounded like bettel.

>>51226820
kek

>>51226840
i was even a bit generous in estimating how long the lower leg is from the ref, kek.

>>51226820

>>51226820
I dont think this is quite right but even so, he still has massive long legs.
It's funny but I think a lot of women that draw pretty boys stuff makes the men have funny long/skinny proportions (like how men draw girls like One Piece proportions too lol)

>>51226820
What the heck did you do, his legs are fine?

>>51226820
Why are his thighs so fucking long

>>51227091
these guidelines and the way his lower legs are positioned don’t make any sense

Axel's playing with rpr and Leo on Friday, via rpr's schedule
https://twitter.com/rpr/status/1668200421800673281

>>51227368
so it's true... Shibuya Hal is moving on to Valorant...

>>51227174
You made me bust out my tablet for this. I'm not saying his legs are perfect but they aren't THAT fucked

CAN SOMEONE BE CONFIRMED FOR A MEET AND GREET IN THE US ALREADY I NEED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD GIVE UP AND ATTEND A LOCAL CONVENTION

>>51227565
well, that depends if you want to meet the 2d versions or the 3d versions

>>51227490
since you have your tablet anyway, mind drawing large cock on him? Thanks.

>>51227766
Too late, I already put it away

Don't you flesh observers have like a dedicated site where you can talk about your shit freely?

I took the old and new ref sheets and made it into an animation to compare the changes (I left off the 3rd sheet because there were no changes)
>>51225825
This was why I was digging btw

>>51228109
it's like a 1.75!

>>51228109
Oh the design on the back of the tunic changed to not be identical to the front

>>51228243
Interesting, I didn't notice

>>51227766
https://litter.catbox.moe/yvwqj5.png

>>51228332
ToT

>>51228332
abayo nigga

>>51228332
SEX SEX SEX

>>51228109
The only change I don't vibe is the pants. His official height hasn't changed and I hope it doesn't really, I like him being a tall boy. Thanks for the gif!

>>51228109
I will kind of miss the lank
Everything else is an improvement though

>>51228332
That looks like a hen

>>51228109
The proportions are still off but it's still a lot better damn

>>51228708
Magni’s cloaca [/spoToTiler]

>Hakka doing the capcom watchalong
Why are the HQ boys such pussies.

are altare, magni and bettel really going to spend a weekend together and not do anything on stream

>>51228849
VG is the baby that gets most of the opportunities

>>51228884
Better yet, they're going to come back sick.

>>51228884
>He hasn't seen the Tier 5 membership content

>>51228902
This time Magni won't stream through his sickness, get ready for a magless month

>>51228884
I know they will be fucking, so I don't care

>>51228849
>Watchalong
Ew.

Oh. THAT's why Altare has been strengthening his Twitch connections?

>>51229005
Begni sex is going to get a lot better with a top thrown into the mix

>>51228958
He did warn us about that. So...he must really have planned on sucking every last germ cell out of their bodies.

There's no way Bettel is going back to Cali again, what a waste of money to fly 4 times.

>>51229177
Betsy prints money, he can spend a little bit

>>51229177
Why would he even go? Is he really so bad at planning

>>51229016
>>51228893
Anon, i need to see the HQ boys shit on things they dont like again. Like during the "perms lost" era. VG is too tame in that regard.

man magni really takes his breaks at the worst of times, i'm really just gonna think about the old magni in the water until he streams again...

>>51228768
>tag
i laughed

>>51229303
Okay yeah Magni losing his shit on Overwatch 2 was pretty funny.

>>51229390
For some reason Magni is the only one I find funny when he malds, other boys make me uncomfortable. It's because he's a woman isn't it

Somebody snitch that Axel skips leg day indefinitely

jwu /MANS/
>dreams of watching jester's stream
>he opens his mouth
>Yugo Asuma voice
>i wake
i never watched this tranny

>>51229768
Oh "Bi" is a sound... I thought that was a bisexual radar or something kek

this is sick
https://twitter.com/_lynnear/status/1668219002676711425

>>51229816
LOVE

>>51229768
Aww, cute!

>>51229788
How did you know it was her voice then

>>51229845
I mean...

>>51229881
Threadreading npc probably

>>51229863
Maguni...

>>51229816
they're so cute in a dumb way

>>51229845
>"I can still hear their voice"
>"gay gay homo sexual gay"

>>51229881
clips
unless watching random clips count as watching her. it's still confusing how it kinda fits

>>51229768
Posting a female picrel in /MANS/ REEEEE

So how does Wow classic progress? Is it gonna enter bc, koft until it eventually reach dragonflight?

>>51229883
rumao

begni is the perfect example of clowns to lovers narrative.

>>51229933
reminds me of this, kek

Good evening /MANS/
I miss the clown
Thank you for your time.

>>51229999
>digits
checked

>>51229999
Ah yes, that famous trope. My favorite

If Cover announced the next gen would be the last StarsEN gen, how would you feel?

>>51229999
>Digits

im on my period! I cant wait to have my period in my official Magni and Bettel themed tempantsu one day!

>>51229999
https://files.catbox.moe/r2y4pw.mp4

>>51230078
Thankful for my wallet

It has been 34 hours since I have slept. I just finished my shift but I still don't feel sleepy, Maglore has officially broken me

me and altare is the perfect example of the friends to lovers narrative

>>51229999
So real

>>51230141
Holy get in line

>>51230078
depends on how many purples and greens we have

>>51230078
Good, i rather they not overextend like that 1% company.

>>51230141
(YOU)

>>51228332
fuck i missed it

>>51230078
I'm fine with it. Sucks for everyone thinking of joining though.

>>51229999
clowns love

>>51230078
Depends on who they hire

>>51230078
they arent allowed to stop recruiting until i join

>>51230078
just trying to get me to finish my application, arent ya

>>51230078
It would be kinda sad but that isn't gonna happen. Cover will continue to expand.
Hell, we might even get holostarsID someday, I just hope they are nice people.

>>51230078
good really, this isn't pokemon. there can be an over-saturation of streamers.

>>51228884
What? I know about Altare and Bettel but is Magni taking a break too?

While explaining the gorimane thing to someone, I revisited Flay's monkey manager revelation stream and I found this:
https://youtu.be/juEwa2vewY4?t=495
>Shinri wouldn't hurt a fly! He wouldn't do anything. >HNNGH
It was foretold.

>>51230555
>I will still be here, it's not a full on break but I will be streaming less
Something along those lines

>>51230555
he said that he'd be away more for the next couple of weeks

>>51229691
why the fuck did magni like that? hmmm? this dude sending signals that he wants to get fucked full nelson style or what?

>>51230591
>Deeeeez-
>Magniii-hihih...BETTEL?!

>>51230747
maybe because he had just hit the gym?

>>51230747
THEY HAVE
chicken legs

Sorry Leader, it's too early, I'm going back to sleep
I'm sure you'll like the game tho

>>51230747
Magni is a fitb bro. But he would also like to break in his new body

>>51230776
the max scolding way Altare yelled DEZ really gets me

>>51230591
I jobbed the line break but whatever

>>51229999
quads CHECKED

>>51230914
More for me

>>51230530
>ID male
>nice people
lol, lmao even. The only thing you'd enjoy out of the hypothetical ID male would be them being anti LGBTQ+ due to how the country works

>>51229999
>Nines quads
checked and God Bless

>>51231091
then they would hate most of tempus lol

>>51231091
Nowa…Magni…Shinri…

>>51231153
Good. They need a rival group, after all. If it's really a thing, I'm definitely gonna grind streaming to apply

Leader soon

>>51231234
Ew

>>51231271
Damn, I completely forgot about the Lego stream. Another series to accompany Halo Reach

>>51231343
It was so crunchy for Dez that it's no wonder that they haven't continued it

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/XJnoMYuNwi4
https://youtu.be/XJnoMYuNwi4
https://youtu.be/XJnoMYuNwi4

Daterape...

BRUH why

ouch

I miss hakka. I miss aniki.

>>51231343
>>51231399
they have to stop picking games with asterisks

i feel like Altare's mic sounds different

Magni really has the talent to make everyone think of him

uh what is this game

Altare cute

This is a weird intro.

>>51231728
It's a fast paced action platformer game, but also a Visual Novel

>>51231728
Pretty good run and shooty but with some physically painful dialog

Wait vesper is seriously going to have a redesign? But it really fit him…

oh no

have any of the boys seen the xbox direct? Altare just said he didn't see it, and I got curious now

Will now headcanon that Bettel's mask is one that Altare uses to keep him in line

Bettel... Axel... Hakka...

>>51231853
A better hair, nose and mouth would make him wonders.

oh this is giving me motion sickness

>>51231865
I don't think any of them really care for videogame news

>>51231885
feels like the 3 that would try to disobey him the most (to his face)

This game looks pretty cool, what platform is it the most fun on?

>>51231853
He’s still going to be a vampire, right…?

It's Axel!

>>51232003
>still a vampire
He NEVER was a vampire and will NEVER be one! TAKE YOUR MEDS!!!

Dude, you're already a jobber as is, you want to make your gameplay look "cool"?

good morning anons i opened twitter and saw a fanart of altare getting fucked with a stomach bulge how are you guys doing?

nigga thats just axel

>>51232033
it really is

>>51232000
I've only played it on the playstation... do people usually try games on multiple?

>>51232052
well? where's the link?

magni HATE

I think someone forgot to say during the Spanish Zatsu of Hakka that he was moving them to biweekly basis and also he was planning to interact with the Hispanic Vtuber community; or was mentioned after the thread? I think I mentioned it but also that Hakka was more willing to collab with hispanics on Twitch

>>51232052
Who's dick was it?

>>51232085
nta but
https://litter.catbox.moe/cgfy29.PNG

I'm laughing at how much Neon Yellow reminds me of Axel

>>51232137
uuohhh that smile TOT

>>51232137
This made me laugh

I worry that Vesper might not work on his lore like Magni. He's definitely good at storytelling, but not everyone has the same drawing skill as Magni. Being a vestie I surely want to see a kino redesign stream, but I don't want him to stress himself out. Life is tough..

>>51232137
holy fucking sex ToT

He's so dumb trying to be flashy

>>51232175
Inb4 neon pink (girl) is Magni

>>51232231
Why does he even need to do lore? Just leave him alone

>>51232137
>exact pic that i saw on twitter even though i literally described it with vague details here
i fucking hate how fujos can read my mind fuck you

>>51232137
altare’s 4 incher…

That's Magni

>>51232137
I know that's supposed to be an open mouth but it just looks like a very happy Altare lmfao

>>51232137
I feel mildly disturbed by the face

>>51232270
rabu rabu, chu~

>>51232137
Holy helll ToT

CUM IN DA HOE AND NIGERUNDAYOOOO

I would do this to Altare

>>51232231
I don't think anyone has done a whole lore thing with their model update other than Magni. I feel bad that he feels like he needs to though

>>51232231
Or he could just put his SC money to use. Ain't he the most SC'ed member?

i would do this to him in a heartbeat

>>51232403
Aruran... forgotten

>>51232405
nope >>51116734

Why do women always have to sound like squeaky toys, it's so grating

>>51232403
Aruran...

>>51232461
>>51232505
Aruran changed completely, that is a bit different, no?

>>51232403
astel...your 3d live...your fat fuck furry space crew...your animated mmd fight scene with your old model...

>>51232461
>>51232505
You niggas gonna also forget Astel who has spun off an entire ongoing drama (including a TTRPG that you can have Astel himself come DM) from changing his design

This game is cool but I don't like the environment

>>51232552
That wasn't a model update was it? It was a whole ass story to show off his fat fucks

>>51232567
Yeah, I don't watch Astel cause he's an annoying motherfucker

the weapon switching is cool but it looks like the jumping is hard to control

>>51232567
no one watches JP stars deal with it

>>51228109
OH mama added the triangles in his shirt. Academy Magni from vday rp

His friends are weird, not surprised

>>51232482
I mean like cumulatively

Well sisters, do (You) have nice nostrils?

>>51232746
still bettel

>>51230530
>StarsID
HELL NO.
Imagine if some sweaty indonesian guy from the backwaters of Jakarta would even dare get close to Zeta or god forbid Reine.

>>51232673
It's not, movement is very floaty and easy to move, Leader is just doing stuff to look cool but I guess he'll have to stop once the tutorial ends

He's so dumb

I will miss sovl maglord

>>51232751
don't make me self-conscious about my nostrils

Altare simping after women makes me uncomfortable... I don't get why really

The dialogue in this game is something else.

This is the toonami guy, right? I knew the voice was familiar from the trailers but I never bothered to look it up. I like that guy voice though, especially from cowboy bebop.

>>51232824
you're jealous, just literally selfinsert once he starts flirting

>>51232817
Just don't look in the mirror, don't worry.

>>51232641
the model update + fat fucks are part of his whole grand lore. at this point it's more about his fat fucks than his model but it still counts. magni's case is closer to aruran imo.

>Angels are bald
Heaven sucks

>>51232876
That's the thing, I'm not a altyume, not even an altventurer, that's why I'm puzzled

>>51232797
ID girls don't want anything to do with the hypothetical StarsID. Also if they know any better, they won't interact with HoloID at all unless they risked getting unpersoned irl.

>I have a pass and I abuse it
A joke sure but this guy was definitely a fucked up boyfriend

>>51232948
They are happy to jump all over Stars' dicks but StarsID would be where their line is?

a yume

Violet IS Magni...

What is the "worst sin"?

>>51232986
SEAmen are the biggest monkeys and that's coming from me, a SEAman that isn't indonesian

Enter Shinri

>>51232875
yes it's toonami guy (Steve Blum)
>>51232930
hmm...that is puzzling but it just means you're a loyal altventurer who doesn't want leader's heart to be broken

>>51232986
Indonesia is an islamic shithole, a hypothetical StarsID would speedrun an entire branch termination by declaring jihad on 70% of their senpais

>>51233073
kino, i'd watch that

is there a neon blue?

I don't know why violet getting horny by green made me angry, she is such a whore

>>51233118
There's a Neon Teal

>>51233048
>not even an altventurer

Cute cat

>>51226197
She gets it.

>jizz Altare
he's so unaware

>>51232985
i’ve always thought that altare is a perfect anime boy to love from afar but would be a literal nightmare to date. dude is insanely insecure and self-admittedly the jealous type

kek idiot

>>51233370
He's also stupid and dumb

>>51233409
he is also stupid and dumb, yes.

>>51233370
that's every male vtuber. except maybe shinri

>>51232985
is there anyone in tempus that wouldn't be a nightmare to date
>shi-
how well do you REALLY know shinri

>>51233370
Same. I say this as a Cultare, he seems like a really troublesome person to date. There's probably a reason why he has so many bad dating experiences.

>>51233437
Axel would be fine if you are not the jealous type kek

>>51233289
damn i can't read today, you might be gay or something
>>51233370
that's all of tempus if you really think about their pros and cons

>>51233437
Unironically. Shinri is definitely no better

>>51233450
Hakka would be a good boyfriend/ wife I believe in the birb

>>51233508
True, but he's a package deal with his whole family

>>51233546
even better, ive always loved my ex's moms and sisters

>>51233437
KEK true

You are gonna disagree with me but Magni would be legitimately solid partner, if you are willing to deal with the menhera episodes

>>51233611
I think they'd all be fine honestly. No more or less fucked up than anyone else I've dated.

we're going to be here for a while

>>51233611
the menhera episodes nearly arent as bad as this place makes them out to be
or maybe im too menhera myself to see them as a deal breaker because he eventually works through them. if he was miserable all the time that would be very different kek

>>51233370
He's just like me fr fr

Selen's going to have better scores than him on all these levels, huh

>>51233450
I want to be emotionally neglected by Vesper until he loses it and rages at me!

>>51233476
being a cultare is great cuz we get to feel intimate with him without having to deal with his inevitable jealous psycho bullshit

holy threadreading falseflaggers

>>51233734
Yup lol

>>51233734
huh? he just got better ones than her?

>>51233782
Imagine not wanting a psycho boyfriend/girlfriend lmao

kek

>>51233704
That's what I think too, he just gets angry at himself and works to do something about it. But I am also menhera so maybe neither of us can weight on it kek

will someone be the magni to my vesper i think wed be very compatible ahaha as friends ahaha

Actual idiot

Oh no, Leader is traumatized of making cool girls laugh

cute

>>51233450
Flayon would have a full otome character arc but would I feel like he'd be fine before and after that

This cat's accent sounds fake as fuck

i'm not even a magmite but i'm keeping rewatching his lore menshi asmr and 1.5 lore and glub glub song... how can i get out of this.

>>51234009
You can't, The transformation has already begun.

>>51233941
he really is just like me fr fr

>>51234007
you're right agent 007, she might have a voice actor or something

Are cats in heaven and dogs in hell

>>51233897
i mean ive had a really lovely relationship for the past few years where me and my partner are equally as sensitive menheras and use that mutual knowledge to support eachother over some weird shit like fixing eachother
maybe im just extremely lucky though. a bf like magni would work best if its not treated in the conventional way we think about relationships me thinks desu

>>51234009
He really is something special, isn't he

>>51234042
Am I going to be one that takes his old body and throws it into the sea...

his happiness to see fake axel is giving me life

>>51233370
God he’s perfect ToT

:(

>>51233230

>>51234254
Y-YES WE DO...

>>51234153
yeah, he is special. no... special is too trifling word for describing his, what should i call, the talent?
i've often watched him but the vg debut was so crucial that I fell deeply into this place... and i got to know more about him. i thought he was just a funny guy, but he is not just like that. he IS a genius beyond my expectations.

>>51233954
please don't make me think of how much flayon would dote on you if you were his girlfrie d i just dreamed he raw fucked me and came inside and i can't take it anymore

>>51234173
Same

>>51234153
and by special I mean retarded

>>51234254
JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I SHOW FLAY MY MUSCLES

>>51234327
sister please go hire a male escort and get dicked down already

Shiny Spicy love,,,,

>>51234345
flay likes femininity though

He really likes Neon Yellow kek

this scene but it's shiny spicy

>>51234327
Oh that’s funny you reminded me that I dreamt of flay shota flay fucking magnolia

>>51234410
I don't want to be a tranny

Oh, Violet is Kobo? kek

>>51234424
shiny spicy real

>>51234305
I'm glad! That's how I feel too, like when I think he can't amaze me anymore he manages to do it

>>51234448
>Male
>Does look Astolfo tier
ngmi (with Flay)

I just realized his perfectionism means he's going to redo a lot of levels

>>51234621
Shit I meant doesn't

>>51234390
what's the point of having an oshi if you wouldn't even keep your hymen intact for him

did lil bro really call himself pathetic over one of the starting levels

>>51233437
>>51233450
Shinri is sweet and he can cook, but he's admitted a bunch of times that he's quite lazy and he has commitment issues. He's also incredibly cheap and unwilling to throw out his old stuff until it's completely unusable.

Hakka honestly seems like the best boyfriend of the bunch, but with him there's also a high risk that he will just suddenly die.

>>51234663
that’s classic altare right there. his levels of self loathing are frankly insane.

>>51234663
Yes, this is Altare

>>51234621
He won't be thinking that when I got my cock down his bratty throat

>>51234424
SHINY SPICY LOVE~

Kek this guy

I forgot how enjoyable watching altare play these kind of games. I hope he comes back to ultra kill too

kek

>>51234919
Altare will never do a prime sanctum

>>51234602
i don't have any interest in content/story making but magni do really inspire me. there's definitely something about him that weakens my mind

best to worst boyfriend
hakka>flayon>axel>bettel>magni>shinri>altare>vesper

Ngl I have used My only sunshine to refer to Axel in my fujo fantasies

>>51234919
His ultrakill playthrough was one of my favorites, I hope he continues it

>>51234989
Drop Bettel below Shinri and I could agree

Is this game giving anyone else intense motion sickness?

>>51228332
>deleted
:(

>>51235090
It's just images on a screen bro

>>51228332
>Litterbox

i think bettel can be a nice boyfriend, but the situation would change when we got to marry. bettel want to live with bettel2 and i would be frustrated about that... you guys have to agree with me.

>>51235129
Sorry bro normal catbox was down when I went to post it
Consider it part of the experience

>>51235043
But I like them when they’re a little clingy…

>>51234989
Funny enough, this list can also be interpreted the most likely to cheat on you to least.
Hakka will most definitely have 2 mistress on the side.

the whole card gimmick feels unnecessary

kek

>>51235225
It's kind of the whole main mechanic of the game dude the fuck you mean

>>51235225
bet the developer was just lazy to model guns

>>51235173
It's not about the clinginess, it's about ... everything else.

>>51235258
i mean it's just pickup items, using cards makes it seem like there's some sort of deck aspect or greater mechanic but instead it just takes up space on your screen

>>51233611
He would expect a lot from you and bee entitled and clingy though, if you don't line up with whatever his standards are it's over kek

>>51232137
>missed it
Fuck.

>>51235332
he would get to know you first before even considering dating you though you really think hes gonna jump in with only a hunch that youd meet his expectations?

Altare getting lost is never not going to be funny to me

This feels like first person sonic.

>>51235378
not like he's going to date any of us losers anyway, keep dreaming

I want to have sex with Regis Altare.

>>51234919
I was just thinking the same, someone commented on Cyberpunk and hopefully he plays the DLC when it comes out.
I get that he didn't have the best luck with the last few SP games (mostly because he was trying too hard to be the pro gamer) but going all in to F2P multiplayer games is sad

>Don't look at me
Fall guys flashback

>/mans/ talking about who will be the best boyfriend
>/stars/ talking about who will be the best husband
WE ARE

>>51234989
I'd still choose Flay over Hakka. Cause wanting to be in a relationship with your partner is extremely important
>>51235200
Also not really. Flay has admitted he'd be a bit clingy and has spoken multiple times about not being able to handle multiple lovers

>>51235446
i accept your concession

>>51235200
Hakka might joke but I don't think he'd do it when it comes to the real thing

naisu

Altare would make the best boyfriend and Flayon would make the best husband. The rest of them make the best mistresses. I will not be taking critiques on fact.

This really is anime Axel, I can't believe it

>>51235200
Are you watching evil Hakka?

NEON GREEN LOVE

>>51235552
Yeah, a lot of the boys joke around and stuff but most of them are softies deep down. Both Axel and Magni are surprisingly romantic when they get a bit vulnerable

>>51235714
I mean Yellow, brainfart moment

>vice visa

>>51235678
The only correct post itt

>>51235754
real axelotl in action

>>51235769
it feels like something axel will say

>>51235678
Now rank the mistresses too.

>>51235678
which ones would i have a one night stand with in a brothel?

>>51235850
You already know exactly who you would do that with.

Gabby's kinda,,,, you know

>>51235811
kek

>>51235850
>who you would find in a brothel
bettel, shinri, magni
>who you would find in a street corner
vesper, hakka, axel

>>51235994
This.... this feels right

i hate her voice

It really IS Axel LMFAO

How did they make exact Axel. Down to the color and clothing

LMAO how did they nail Axel so perfectly?

Now I wanna see Axel playing this, I can hear him saying "he's just like me fr fr"

>>51234009
Where is the glub glub song, anyways?

Is it unhealthy to clip every moment where I made my oshi laugh so I can listen when I'm feeling down? It gives me strength.

>>51236321
Where isn't it more like

>>51236355
No, but it's proof that you've got nothing else going in your life

>>51236355
no, i wish i could make my oshi laugh but i'm too autistic

Lol

>>51236355
Kinda yeah, but if you are talking about Vesper then I kinda understand, he has a cute laugh.

>>51236355
Not the same but i made magni laugh and called me his little mag after a dumb superchat and I have that clipped.

>>51236355
I clipped when both of my oshis vored me

I'm actually dizzy watching this

>>51236479
it's not fair i fucking hate him

>>51236479
Damn, I don't think Magni's ever read any of my supas

hate hate HATE regis altare

I hope this doesn't eventually become a cyberpunk situation where he's just too stubborn kek

>>51236674
magni has read mine once but you could tell in his voice how much he hated me :D

HE DID IT

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

What's going on in this game

>>51232052
Who do I have to follow to get this on your timeline

>It makes me happy that I'm not stupid
Who's gonna tell him?

seeing him play is pretty satisfying

>>51237103
It's nice, the game just has good vibes too

>>51237103
agree. I hope he will play these kinds of game more

>>51237103
I can't play any games with a focus on movement so it's nice to watch someone who can kek

>>51235706
/srs

kek

huh

This game is uh

childhood trauma LET'S GO

I think I accidentally became a bettel yume, how the hell do I fix this?

>>51228109
He got shorter, did they update his official height yet?

>>51238104
Unironically become fujo instead, once you realize you rather have him fuck/be fucked by dudes your life will become easier.

casper is unironically disgusting

>>51238282
hes a good ghost kid fuck you