/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My deepest conspiracy is that OP is a faggot

>>5122236
My rrat is that OP escaped an Asylum after not taking meds for a month and is now using a stolen laptop to post this.

There is no conspiracy

>>5122236
Pekora isn’t real

>>5122236
watame is a virgin

My oshi loves me and is speaking to me personally.

>>5122236
All Holomems are aliens trying to win public opinion before they reveal that they've been living among us for years.

>>5123881

SUS? SUS? HAHA SUS AMOGUS SUS SUSUUSUSUSUSUS
SUSUSUSU GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Quite a few vtubers are veteran seiyuu as there is a dryspell on their secondary market that is live apparences.

>>5122236
Behind the scenes Cover auctions off the girls to rich Oji-sans. They bid for the chance to spend a night with the girl of their choice and anything goes. When one of the girls goes on break thats just when someone won a bid on them and they have to fulfill the deal

t. Horny degenerate

>>5122236
Watame did something wrong.

>>5124136
IMPOSSIBLE, SHE DID NOTHING WRONG

>>5122236
Watame did everything wrong.

>>5122236
Watamage has already won, and she makes all the rules now. She simply evicts anyone she doesn’t like, and she rules with an iron fist.

>>5124096
Just like a real idol company!

>>5122236
Marine is the one leaking infofmation to Narukami.

>>5122236
Pekora was raped by Miko during their last sleepover. And she loved it

>>5124136
JUSTICE FOR CHECHNYA

Gura is hated by her senpai's which is why she never does any collabs with them because she's a lazy goblin respected even less than Kiara.

>>5122236

>>5124513
I can buy the narrative that there is a not-insignifcant amount of jealousy among her senpais over the fact that she has nearly reached 3mil despite doing nothing that other holos haven't done.

>>5124531
this is seriously disturbing anon

>>5124531
Jesus christ anon.

>>5124589
She's done even less. She's also significantly less talented than the majority of them. Gura is where she is solely due to right place, right time and being carried by the initial meme wave. Her being ostracised by her senpai's is very likely.

>>5124666
I wouldn't go that far. Gura is a good natural sense of comedy and is probably tied with Ame in being the most skilled in meme magic amond the ENs.

>>5122236
Its a Yakuza Front. A COVER. Yagoo is a high ranking captain and this is just an extension to the general red light control because of covid and the ability to access the dweebs who are tired of paying money to not even feel a girl up.

>>5124096
This.
>>5124801
I really really wonder because these businesses are not transparent.

>>5124741
She also had an existing fanbase of over a million that figured out pretty quickly she had reincarnated as Gura and followed her.

>>5124513
>>5124589
Kinda gels with the fact that her collabs have been with her genmates that seem to care about streaming the least and are most likely to graduate soon.

>>5122236
Korone isn’t really a lesbian

>>5124531
what the fuck dude

>>5124531
Jeasus, jannies really are sleeping to let this kind of filth slide.

Marine is a rape survivor, her hypersexualised character is her means for working through the internalised trauma. Maybe same for Matsuri idk

>>5124096
This is well known and an open secret. When EN started, Cover auditioned off nights with one specific girl. Kiara thought she was gonna be the one to be actioned off, but it ended up being Gura who got that job. The reason Gura is always depressed is because twice a month she gets on a private jet to tokyo, goes to a hotel and for a whole weekend has to put up with being sex toy for some executive, needless to say she hates it and it makes her deppressed and feel dirty, its also painful because they often want assplay, she just bites down on the pillow and tries to ignore the feeling. Two months ago she had a breakdown at one of this sessions and locked herself in the hotel bathroom, Yagoo had to personally come and slapped her around and tell her if she didn't shape up she would be gone from Cover that same day, Gura freaked out at this and just accepted what she had to do. She didn't wanna go back to retail, she had worked retail for years, the pay was shit and almost everyday the manager would touch her and always laugh it off as a joke, and a couple of times it went much further than that. she felt disgusted by the manager and angry at what he took from her and always took showers when she got home. It got so bad she would spend hours in the shower because being in the shower meant she was clean in her mind, she even ate there which is how she got that pizza habit. She thought having shitty some weekends and having money was better than always having shitty workweeks and always worrying about money.

Also in case you are wondering Aqua is the biggest whore in Hololive. She once showed up at an executives house out of her own accord to get fucked. Yagoo was pissed because it was technically a freebie for the client. But yeah Aqua is crazy she will do anything, she even pisses on the clients when they ask.

All the members must have sucked Yagoo's dick before fully joining Hololive after passing the auditions.

Including the HoloStars.

>>5123856
He said conspiracy, not truth.

>>5125819
What the fuck, is this true?

>>5126331
Yes, source: Trust me dude

>>5126331
Back when Sora wanted to start her idol career she told A-chan who sold her body to get Sora a place to start. Since then Cover has brought in girls down on their luck or menhera to offer to the bidders while keeping up the idol company front. Mels "manager" was one of the bidding oji-sans actually and was known to be a melfag in the bidding circle. He kept getting cucked which was why he sexually harassed her and got "fired"

>>5122236
They can fart

>>5124801
How does this fit with his biking passion and his rice farming hobby

>>5124801
Then why haven't they done shit against the antis and zhangs

>>5125819
>>5126551
OP don't take your meds, but please continue.

>>5122236
My rrat is that nothing big or special happens behind closed doors. All slip-ups are precisely that- slip-ups, and not some grand conspiracy.

Also, the streamers, not just Hololive, but indie and from other companies too are real people hiding behind anime avatars

Noel is a size queen, and trawls Shibuya on the weekends looking for buff black gaijin to push in her guts because she "just LOVES the feeling of being filled completely".

>>5127088
>Real people hiding behind anime avatars

Lol look at this retard. Everyone knows vtubers are just a testbed for interactive AI.

>>5122236
a certain braphog reaper is only using hololive as a stepping stone for her music career. She doesn't really care for her gen mates, as she shown genuine enthusiasm when collabing with her irl friends, but after the backlash, she will have to keep putting 100% in her acting to seem genuine until people forget about this slip up. Deadbraps won't admit it, as well as other diehard holoniggers, but it's the obvious truth that an outsider can see.

>>5127088
I've read a lot of rrats in my time but this one is just absurd.

>>5127088
meds meds meds meds meds meds meds meds meds meds meds meds

>>5127312
I thought OP said conspiracy theories not facts

>>5122236
Watame isn't a real sheep.

>>5122236
Coco is graduating because she's marrying a chinese man.

>>5127488
>Coco graduates to become one of Winnie's concubines.

Based Pooh.

>>5125819
This would be more believable if it wasn't Gura.

>>5126649
OH NO DEADBRAPS

>>5127312
he said theories not facts

>>5127773
It's believable literary because it is Gura. The shitty retail jokes makes it realistic.

>>5122236
Nene did it on purpose.

>>5128109
I thought that was common knowledge people we in denial about

>>5125819
I don't know where you got so much shit anon, but you should make a doujin with this...

>>5128151
*were in

>>5122236
Hololive is part of an experiment to prove the theory that the vast majority of women are bisexual, but lean towards men when given the option due to that being more socially acceptable.

>>5122236
Gura is forsen

Coco is creating a new agency called something Starlights, based on the hidden message in some Holo tweets about her graduation. The logo will look very similar to the Guomindang sun. There are some Holos who have no intention of leaving since Cover still serves their needs and leaving would hurt them(Sora). Coco doesn't want to hurt those staying so she and Kanata are.doing what they can to ease the transition phase. To join Starlights, a chuuba must stream themselves saying "the independent nation of Taiwan".

>>5124666
>She's done even less. She's also significantly less talented than the majority of them.
She's an extremely hard worker with talents that far exceed the competition. She is in fact THE vtuber and plays in a league of her own. The rest is just antis, zhangs and impotent screeching.

>>5124531
MODS

>>5128277
t. Cumbud

>>5124415
This is actually believable. Marine has openly expressed problems with management and is quite sociable so she knows a lot of Holos.

Narrative poster, I tell you, I'm lurking /vt/ soon and I need your STRONGEST narrative!

Cover is the current installment of the Japanese Unit 731. They use virtual idols to mask the horrid human testing and the money laundering to get equipment and chemical weapons off the black market. Pekora is the neet daughter of one of the scientists working with them, hence her psychotic and sociopathic tendencies in games. All the other girls are a part of the Japanese central intelligence and have gone through training to appeal to the masses. Aloe didn't graduate she was simply assassinated since she was an agent. The same for Coco. When the higher ups found out, she begged the higher ups to at least give her a month before her execution since she actually started to enjoy Vtubing. They only agreed to this since she developed a lot of foreign fans, so it would cause suspicion if she just disappeared.

>>5127312
this isn't a conspiracy theory it's just truth

Holo live is just another asset to force the idea of transhumanism on people by the Illuminati

>>5122236
There is Zhang among us

Sora's not entertaining

>>5130262
idols will speak and move about.

>>5130385
I´M COMPLETELLY REDPILLED.

>>5130385
If I hit myself in the head really hard I can make connections between this and Hololive. I believe

>>5130385
>The belly of the dragon will drip water
Uuuuuh, guys...

>>5123835
Correct. She is actually the physical manifestation of evil wrapped in a layer of smugness. Props to Cover for creating such a being.

>>5123881
Yes, Pentagon will confirm in the next few weeks. Looking forward to the announcement of work visa's to the v-tuber homeworld.

>>5122236
Russia has mild schizophrenia but the interactions with her fanbase are slowly making it worse

>>5130385
>The bear will leave its cave forever
Nene?

>>5130626
>>5130385

Jawohl.

>>5130385
go back

>>5130385
>Three branches will become one.
The graduation of Coco and other JPs following her force the unification of all the hololive branches(JP,ID and EN) into one...Hololive Global

>>5122236
Vtubers will springboard humanity into technological dark age. In our hubris and lust we will persuade brightest human minds to create means to funnel our filthiest desires. No we will not look to the stars. We will stay on earth, either by choice or forced by our rebellious machines into cages, or 'pods' if you will. Since birth, till death, connected to virtual reality, we will not know the real world, only hologram projected on our feeble minds. And we will never learn the truth. Humanity will live as a biological species but our soul will be forever enslaved.
Have you seen that meme format?
>Live in pods
>Eat bugs
>Drink onions
Well, as you know it, the jews love to play with their food. Even when we think we mock them, they mock us simply by the fact that it is all we can afford. All we can do is laugh as they ever so slowly turn humanity into literal cattle. After judeo-chinese halfbreeds summon their AI anti-christ, it's basically hell on earth. Anything goes. Weimar republic and american globohomo will be a mere fraction of the atrocities kikes will commit once their victory is secured.
Yes, you will go on a date with that cute anime girl, you will marry her, you will have babies with her. But none of that will be real. And you will never know it.

That one time when Aqua said braku rivusu materu, oh naruhodo, she didn't actually naruhodo

Hololive was founded to recreate the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere

Pekora forced Miko to rape her.

Ollie got fingered during a stream.

>>5123904
its going to take at least 6 years before we can use the phrase 'among us' normally again. Its like when bobby shmurda said " 'bout a week ago " and you couldnt say that shit without everyone in class acting up

That Mori and Kiara joined forces to destroy hololive from within over their own hatred of the idol community. Kiara for her hatred of the men that never cared for her idol career, beyond abusing her.
Mori for her hatred of idols and the way they take advantage of mentally unstable lonely men. They will destroy all that we love. The only one who can stop them is Ame and her unbridled love for hololive and all that the community has done for her!

I'm actually Risu

>>5122236
its called rrat
rrats
ogey rrat
rrat ogey

>>5122236
hololive is going to have branches all over the world to unite everyone under a single banner, one single civilization, one single government.

>>5151114
they cant even unite their own branchs

holostars status paria
holoid status paria
dragon status imperialist paria and excomunicated


hololive are ruled by shinsengumi

>>5122236
Kiara and Mori are collabing with Vshojo to pass on some of their chinese antis. The Vshojo girls will then inevitably say, do, or show something bad (see the clip of Veibae watching a video making fun of Tianenmen Square for an example) and antis will begin leaving hololive in droves to focus on destroying their new targets instead.

>>5122236
The Gen 5 manager was the one who encouraged Aloe to quit telling her she would never be allowed to collab with anyone after the dox and actually hated her. That is why she blocked Gen 5 from having a farewell collab with Aloe. (This part is actually true Aloe wanted to do at least have a goodbye stream with Gen 5 but was told no.)

This is also why Delta lost her shit on Cover a few days ago because she realized they did to Coco what they did to her only because of Coco's seniority they couldn't just kick her out the door like they did Aloe.

>>5127088
after gamergate, I've realized slip-ups are mostly attributed to malice than mistakes.
its been a good track record ever since.

>>5122236
Coco is being drafted to work with a Japanese counter-Chinese agency.

HoloLive is a sex trafficking ring. The girls that stream are the ones that no one wants to buy. They have a high lot age. When they graduate, it's because either someone finally purchased them or they're being put down like an old dog in a shelter.

>>5151114
Seems like they'll bump heads with Project Nijisanjification if they attempt to do this.

>>5131959
This has been disproven

Some girls have already been recast and no one has even noticed

>>5130805
yabe...

Vtubers are a ploy by abe to make %50 of otaku realize "hey humans arent all that bad, I could even be friends with one"

>>5155474
This one is real. I hope kson and delta have a big stream together

>>5130385
I thought this was something cool, but it's just Qanon schizo shit with "predictions" that were already true when this garbage post was made.

>>5125819
Go outside

>>5160651
and the other 50% realize "Hey I've basically got a girlfriend, no reason to look for human contact"

>>5160694
Same. Delta follows her and is starting to get more active now that her album is almost finished and her Mom condition has stabilized. Kson also seems like the type of person to initiate first contact. Also the fans really want it.

Though I wouldn't expect anything until after August 11th.

>>5131316
Nene, Kson, Delta meme review confirmed!

>>5124096
Change "Cover" to "Idol Agencies" then that would probably be true.

>>5124531
this is evil. I can't stop it now. It's already too late.

>>5126050
I'm straight but the HolosStars part was hot

>>5130385
Coco's water broke

>passing up a fountain of ************ rrats and memes
>because you'd rather feast upon cover's leftovers
Very well. I'll craft them all myself. Even if they can't defeat the most powerful rrat of all:

The only reason people like Hololive is because it's popular.

>>5155474
you got baited hard, tourist

>>5130385
>they're trying to force God's hand

Matsuri...

>>5147305
when?

>>5144107

>>5125596
Or she has autism

>>5160651
>hey humans arent all that bad, I could even be friends with one
ogey

>>5163200
2:03:20
https://youtu.be/xxD9Z5nN4TM

>>5122236
Watson’s roommate was never intended to be a member of HoloEN, she was a last minute replacement because the original was kidnapped and subsequently murdered by Paki mobsters. The original Watson was actually Scottish but the chaos made it so that they had to think on their feet and called a reject. Similar thing happened to the Original Nene. She failed several times then cover had a change of heart? I don’t think her Talent level grew they just were desperate.

>>5163477
pretty nice anon

>>5163711
What

>>5163155
But why is it popular? What made it popular enough to be liked?

>>5164235
Miko said nigger

>>5124531
what is this? i can't tell, it's just flashing colours

>>5125596
This but akua

>>5122236
Front page has no less than 3.
3.
3 fucking threads on Kiara or Kiara X Nyanners.
/vt/ loves Orange chickin but is way too cucked to admit their oshi outloud.

>>5164637
Unironically that’s the reason

>>5164730
I dont even get that, its just a single pink square i have to zoom in a fuckton to see

>>5132744
>And you will never know it.
Sweet!

Hololive is yagoo's way of giving unfortunate girls a second chance. All the girls (and boys) have been selected because of their background. For example ame was a neet on the verge of being kicked out of her grandmothers house. Her mother was busy and couldn't raise her. Aspiring to be a succesful youtuber but with very little success, yagoo gave the oppurtunity to ame to prove herself but to also help her hrandmother in old age.

*most of this is head cannon but it's very possible i was divinely inspired and my words reflect reality.