/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I thought the bullrun would last longer, why are you selling?

>>5230885
Depends entirely on your MPP, if PRICE - MPP > expected DIVVIES than you made a good call.

Never buy Towa

To everyone who got bogged by the late adjustment, pic related
>>5230753
You did good OP, that's not shitty Photoshop. The "creepy" Unicode was a nice touch.

Takodachis of the world, INVEST!

>>5231071
I'm all out of liquid and can't sell anything because of what happened

>>5231062
just for your information before the oldfags call you out, it's called "zalgotext"

>>5231062
>The "creepy" Unicode
Why hello there newfag

>>5231128
Just in time
>>5231146

>>5231128
you can use it on 4chan like spoiler tags with [zalgo][/zalgo]. It's a shame no one does it anymore

>>5231246
[zalgo]hunter2[/zalgo]

>>5231246
here I am, having used a generator website for it for 10 years.

w̷̞͍̑́̉o̴͗̆ͅr̵͈̯̈͒ͅk̶̙͍̙̜͌͐́͋š̴̤̫̤̮ ̵̼́t̷̩̐̔̒̓h̸̖̽ȩ̴̮͓̈́̋ ̵̮͚̮͊s̵̛̖̱͐͊̏a̷̱̭̓̚̕m̷͈̓̍e̵̡̛͍͋̇̈́ ̶̟͚̒͛̂͐ͅi̷̱̣̰̋̿̚ ̸̯̤͍̞͌ä̵ͅs̵͎̜̻͌͒̒s̶̺̟̩̈́͒ű̵̧̖̍̃̾m̴͎̗̀e̸̡̞͇͛́͐

>>5231303
epic troll!!!!

G̷̢̡̳͈͔̹̘͇̫͗͆̒̾̆̍̓̾̾̒̇Ơ̵̪̑͑̓̏̉́͊͌̎̉͆̕͝͝K̵̥͖͔͉̺̼̥̈̾͛͛̃ͅY̸̢̧̗͚̺̳͚̤̬̯͉̮̠̤͛́̆̊͋͐͝ͅG̶̢͍͈̩͈͔̟̥͕̻͚̺̭̃̎̎E̸̢̨̡̛̜͈̗̹͖͇͇̼̊̍̾͑̋͜N̶̢̩̥̱̜̗̯̣͖͖̙͚̤͊̑̐̾͐̀͊̍̓͊ͅÝ̴͍͌̏̆̎̇O̸̖̦͓̰͇̖̭̩͚͖͚̮̯̭͗̾̌̽͋̑̾̄́͘̚U̸̇̍ͅ faggots

>>5231303

hello what is going on in this thread

ITT: oldfags flexing

SNIBETI SNABS
X--DD
>oldfags

why hello there

>>5231420
pwned

>>5231303
ļ̶̛̳̣̻̪̱̗̙̝̤̤̓̂̂́̐̒͑̂̆̄̚͠͝ͅǐ̴͖ķ̸̫̬̺̻̦̖͆̚ë̵̢̛͇͙̯̩́͒̃̾̇́̾̃̊̒̇̍̈́͜͠ ̴̻̺̩̱̣̉ẗ̴̡͔̺̫̟̯̫̻͑̽͐̿̈́̐̒̂͠͝h̶̡̧̞͕̰͙̠̩̖̭͉̦̿͛͒͆̆̈̽i̸̧̱̖͈͌̆̑͒͒̊̓̈́̂͘͘͘͘͝ş̶̛̭̰͙͚͍̻̣͈͎̘̼̫̔͆͒̍͌̾̀̽̆͘͜͠ ̵̨̖̼̠͖̝̪̦̪͇̖̔̀͊͜ͅͅả̷̛̛͇̥͓͙̩́̍̐̔͐͊̀͊͒̈͝ǹ̷̡̢̛̟̞̳̼̮̩̝͎̻̻̙̏̇͐̾̔̊̇̀̑̈̄͑̕o̷̢̬͙̻͙͉̟͙̮̗͙͕͛̀ň̸̞̹̋͛̓̚ͅ
>>5231397
>8 unique posters
Or one oldfag is getting a kick out of samefagbaiting other oldfags into thinking he's a newfag.
>>5231420
Who else got sent to the cleaners today?

>>5231363
>.jpg

▲
▲ ▲

>>5231480
All the stuff I have from an old HDD is jpg, it's fucking old.
>>5231465
It'll be flat by the morning, r-right?

hey gais I got a new record while waiting for my autotrader

>>5231596

guess I'll only post the OG model for this thread.

>>5231615
I will achieve my dreams of reaching Maririn's oshiiboard as the Bucs/The Glazer Family.
>>5231671
Don't tempt me with a good [waste of] time since daytrading today isn't going to be worth it as this poor of a poorfag.

>>5231738
great portfolio theme, I wish you the best.

>>5231680
It's incredible how despite how forced this was, Milhouse was never a meme.
If it happened today it'd take off.

>>5231738
lmao you're alright, I'll give you one (1) Marine
(I wonder if the devs will ever implement welfare so I can give the less fortunate coins)

>>5231794
ALL meme are forced nowadays, it was too ahead of its time

>>5231734
Based. Triangle mouth Miko best Miko. niggaaaaaaa
>>5231768
>>5231826
I'll see you at the top, hopefully before Marine realizes her dream of becoming a real pirate and eventually graduating :(

>>5231738
who's some other holos who used senchous hat on stream?
I know of Mikochi and I believe I remember Kanatan, there's somehow Fanart of Okayun doing it, I'd think Fubuki would do it if it fits, maybe Coco playing WoWs?
Thinking about cool altcoins for a good Maririn profile.

>>5231996
Gura has, I think Kiara might have as well, but you don't want to buy those.

>>5231996
You could go with all the holos that tried to imitate her voice on that one discord call, or her genmates. Not worried as much about my own altcoins rn, they change with daytrading. Will probably only hold Korone and 1 or 2 others if it eventually matters. and an eternal memorial Coco

>>5232050
SAMECHAN
IM HAWNY

>>5232152
with altcoins I meant the stuff you hold for longer or completely ignore if not for buying some more to hedge.
you're right though, FBK, Matuli, Kanatan all make good mateys and Onyon can come and wash dishes or something.

I keep missing adjustment because it happens just after JP primetime starts and I'm too distracted watching my oshi stream, I'll never get on the oshiboards this way.

>>5232304
Adjustment?

>>5232304
>Adjustment
we don't do that here.
Not anymore.

>coins that should be going up are going down

>>5232335
>>5232366
>>5232382

>>5232539
This is fine.

gay sex WITH HATS ON

>>5232595
based

>>5232539
>It's over Miko, I have the high ground peko!
>You underestimate my power, USADAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5232671
I miss Gaia

>>5232366
>>5232335
are you memeing? Swear, the shit I miss after sleeping in for a week

A bird just flew over my house.

>>5232923
check the daily views of your holo of choice

>>5232923

>>5232923
Devchama had a meltdown and now if Coco goes down, everyone goes down twice as hard.

>>5233956

There's no way to use the new scheduler to sell all of a coin and then start buying it all back afterwards without user intervention in between, right? Not complaining, just trying to make sure I'm not an idiot.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIDAY FUCKKKKKKKK

>>5234787
Oh god, I haven't heard that it a while.

Well dont know what to say... hold rushia, i guess...
honk im still expecting a rushi dip

>>5235174
I need that fucking Rushia dip

>Zhonk still isn't awake
Our real adjustment...

>place 6 buys on the auto-trader
>leave home
>come back home
>the auto-trader bought 6 coins

>>5235174
please never stop making these

>>5234586
yes, there is no way

>>5235174
Based as always

Would be funny if honk completely ignores videos for yesterday and just proceed with videos for today for later adjustment

It's been 24 hours since Poi graduated
Thanks to the many voices of concern she has received, Poi was bogged anons and now she's able to think positively and stay motivated to not work
Poi is not a very strong site and she's a site whose API breaksdown frequently, but I'm glad that she's dead.

POI LOVE

>>5237155
POI LOVE

>>5236442
>tell the auto-trader to buy 5 Gura
>go to work
>get home
>it sold all of my fucking Gura I only have 5 left I'm fucking ruined

>>5237209
All according to Keikaku

>>5237231

SHILL POST SHILL POST MIKOFAG HATE
I know we have tons of talented people here, and most of you guys will know this already, but to do something nice for dead hours, /vt/ sings needs drawfriends and anyone who has the balls to record himself singing japanese
They're recording JUDGEMENT for Coco and also do a little animation, if you have nothing better to do while the auto-clicker does your trades give it a go:
>>5061316

Guys, I can't stop buying Watame

>>5237301
Are you sure they are still accepting voices? I thought I was late

>the 4chan vtuber is actually us

>>5237344
>Deadline is the end of Sunday, June 20 (Father's Day), in the last possible time zone, so take your time.

>>5237301
Last time I participated in an /a/ sings my voice made the computer glitch so hard I had to change soundboard.

>>5237301
My mic isn't good enough to rock-on.

>>5237209

>>5237209
Forgot to write the actual comment. In all seriousness, you didn't tell it to buy 5 Gura. You told it to TARGET 5 Gura and didn't realize it.... I'm sorry for your loss Anon.

>>5237580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVaifIHk7f4 post your cringe

>>5237853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebIdq86QtJQ
I want to die

>>5237910

>>5237693
>>5237773
This isn't a joke it's not funny I'll never recover I had like 140 Gura now I have nothing.

>>5238114
Just buy them all again silly

>>5238114
YOU LET SOME NEW FUNCTION RUN FOR 22,5 HOURS WITHOUT CHECKING ONCE?!

>>5238185
I mean, who wouldn't trust Honk?

>>5238114
screenshot of history or fake

The autotrader hasn't even been live for that long.

Pretty sure if you set BUY 5 Gura, it is not gonna sell Gura.

What stream did Miko have yesterday and why am I still buying Miko

>>5238304
You can't set buy/sell quantities for some weird reason, I feel like that would have been more intuitive (maybe Honk will add that option in a few days after things get unfucked) but as is you have to set a target for each and every selected share and it automatically buys/sell until you reach that. If you set a target of 50 with 0 stocks, it will buy 50 stocks. If you set a target of 50 with 25 stocks, it will buy 25. If you set a target of 50 with 100 stocks, it will sell 50. Etc. It will buy/sell to reach the target number. It hilariously doesn't auto-update or anything so if you manually buy a few stocks and forget to change the value it'll auto-sell those stocks to return to equilibrium.

I feel like whatever happens, we wont get anything red later.
That also means Rushia wont get discounted.

>>5238114
If you actually sold 135 Gura you should still be liquid enough to buy them all back on average.
>>5238258
>>5238284
>>5238459
This.

>>5238525
Let me tell you about the tale of no-view week.

>>5238622
PLEASE NO I NEED MY DIVIES

>>5238312

bros I'm finally an oshicoiner and I'm almost out of liquid for the first time in ages, this is bliss

Quads and I drop my Marine dreams for Lucia.

>>5238873
Rolling for Nene

>>5238834
>60 Suisei
lol

>>5238873
Both boards are equally impossible to top.

>>5238897
And 59 Pekora before the end of the day

>>5238943
I will become the pirate king.

>>5238965
Where's your Watame you fucking cuck
>12 shares

>Some of the Zalgo on this page confused Edge and now it thinks /nasfaqg/ is in Vietnamese.

>>5238896

>>5239092
check again

>>5238873
Godspeed

>>5238834
based, welcome aboard

>>5239098
ảo youtuber thị trường chứng khoán chung

>>5239104
Are you stalking me?

>>5239253
I never actually watched your activity... Got something to say?

>>5239189
>virtual youtuber common stock market
I want an Ai coin );

>>5239287
Nothing to declare, just wondering why you posted this >>5239104

>>5239317
Because Nenechi is top-based obviously.

>top
>based
>great
>oshi
>nene

>>5238997
The oshiboards I'd say people who aren't already the king have a chance of topping are; Sora (77 shares, top holder 600k net worth), Roboco (50 shares, 531k), Mel (84 shares, 233k), Aki (64 coins, 740k), Choco (117 shares, 409k), Mio (121, 796k), Kanata (50, 680k), Coco (43, 795k, now is a bad time though), Risu (82, 448k), Iofi (28, 191k), Mori (63, 752k. Underworld was dethroned despite having more money because he's dead), Ollie (60, 1 mil), Anya (50, 817k), Reine (81, 466k), Nana (40, 155k), Pochi (15, 211k) Ayame (40, 493k), Civia (22, 101k, lol)
Anything else is precarious because the top holder generally has a ton of shares and a high net worth and it's going to be very hard to overtake them. Someone like Ayame would be a nightmare because while CEO of Sex only has 2.2 mil, his ENTIRE portfolio is Ayame and you'd have to kill your own portfolio to match. For Marine, M has a respectable 244 shares but also an 8 million net worth that you'll never catch up to unless you're already up there. I'd say you should have at least 20-25% more net worth than someone if you want to overtake them on the oshiboard without crashing and burning (see how far 指定暴力団ホ口ライブ(株)has fallen after shitting on Shikemura. He's not going to lose his oshiboard position but he's dropped a good few positions on the actual leaderboard)

>>5239672
Shhh let me dream.

>>5239133
You're what we call a piece of work.

>>5239672
>Coco 43
How many Cocos do anons have?

>>5238873
Guess you're staying with the Marine dreams

>>5239832
45 but Coco's not my oshi. Apparently she's nobody's oshi considering how shit her oshiboard has been. I'm sure we'll get some pathetic millionaire namechanger who'll pretend he actually gave a shit about Coco after she graduates and buy a bunch once she crashes (or even worse, buys them before the stream and LARPs, then sells all of them at the peak and changes to another girl)

>>5239832
are you fucking insane?

>>5240000

>>5239737
I'm going to really crush your dreams: Marine's Booty has 111 and Ahoy has 96, at 1.4m and 1.5 net worth respectively.
I think the best you can aim for is the 3rd place medal at 85 coins since Houshou retirement fund has been around since the very beginning but only has 697k, so I think he's a dead account like Underworld Trading.
So once you hit 1 millie and enter the lambo club you can probably slide into third place. You might be able to overtake Lemony and get onto the board soonish though, he's only got 20/337k and if his Aqua PFP means anything he's not too serious about fighting for Marine's oshiboard.

>>5240109
It's called she had a birthday countdown AND a birthday Asacoco stream and should be at like 30k right now but Zhonk doesn't want Coco holders to make money.

>>5240171
Anon to go to 33k she had to get FIFTY THOUSAND subscribers and million+ views. You are riding a pipe dream.

>>5239832
Only have 20

>>5240217
inflation

>>5240217
I don't know about the subs but I'm expecting 1.5 million today

>>5240217
>33

>>5240217
dw we'll have 1 million views if both days are counted at once to make up for it. 50k subs too. I'm not worried.

>>5239672
>see how far 指定暴力団ホ口ライブ(株)has fallen
Yeah I got fucked but I also calmed down when cooldown went from 15 to 11.5 minutes. Yes this is how I cope.

Also here's a network for the first 55 players, volumes over 25, between
Monday, June 14, 2021 1:00:13.652 AM (GMT)
and
Thursday, June 17, 2021 4:00:41.046 AM (GMT)

>>5240171
You could have just said yes.

>>5240334
dw no matter how far you fall you're still based for putting Shikemura in his fucking place.

>>5240334
Why is NenePro at the centre of this graph?

>>5240298
You can check 6/10/2021 for Coco. 40k subs and 3,058,512 views. You are hoping for Bogandoff to save you.

>>5240334
>Tower
>146 Towa
S-sugoi

>>5240439
Nene is top-based and a great oshi.
>>5240504
I was pretty impressed too.

>>5240439
Why is the sun at the center of the universe?

>>5240334
it's less concentrated than usual

>>5240531
>
>

>>5240311

>50 Pekora
I don't remember... huh. I bought 43 on Tuesday apparently. I've made worse drunk buys.

>>5238312
singing you dunce and I have been telling you it would've tanked even without the bog.

Crab or a small bog more likely.
If everything goes the way I think it will I should be very rich tomorrow, but I've gotten a few things wildly wrong this week so I might be fucked. Either way I'm EXCITED.

Poi is live

>>5240982
faggot

>>5240386
>calling oshichangers/notorious wallethiders based
no amount of autism will save him from the pink storm that is brewing. I have expanded from 70 to 270 without losing a single place (recently gaining but miko is overpriced) and I accumulated altcoins I can sacrifice if push comes to shove.
He can keep his position if he so desires, but it will bog the fuck out of his leaderboard plans. Sure, buy another 100 Gura or Mori or whatever while hiding again to accumulate. The race to 3535 is on (this is cope. all of it. but let me have it.)

>>5241067
Bro you better keep quiet or I'll switch icons and displace you down to "2nd" place.

>>5240334
I'd still be fine with a truce. Let's settle this by you getting to 350 first (which is you, I saw your trader input earlier) and both of us staying there. If the crown moves, I'll go down to 349.

Imagine being mean to our resident german avatarfag.

>>5240574
>t. mason

>>5239672
oshiwars are serious fucking business. You'll have to be committed to sacrifice fucking every position just to get that edge in a race. Wait for the other party to go to bed (doesn't apply anymore) then move. Making the right FUD plays for your wallet and current situation. Strategic partnerships when your opponent buys just to raise the price.

>>5241129
go ahead, bog yourself with 280+ mikochi. I would laugh for days and immediately stop caring, whoever the fuck you're supposed to be.

>>5241147
I hate Germans more than life itself. I will ALWAYS go out of my way to fuck over a G*rm at any given opportunity no matter the cost. I've already taken a loss on Miko multiple times just to fuck him.

>>5240334
anon you crashed my tab again

>>5241143
It's funny to me because the reason I went back and forth at first was to try to make you go up. I only lost 10 $MIKO per trades though. I need to cut my losses so please go ahead.
>>5241147
I always thought he was a bong
>>5240551
Only transfers over 25 are there. And I now realize that it's dumb of me to make these network over multiple days with all the PnD going on.
Here's the network with a 5 threshold for the first 50 players since
Wednesday, June 16, 2021 1:00:02.334 AM
>try to compress png
>size goes up by 2MiB
https://files.catbox.moe/vj1qwy.png
>>5241349
Don't open this one then lmao

WOAH!

>>5241365
full transparency, my liquid right now is enough for maybe another 10, still waiting for that dip.
looks like we get competition though. I'll look who drops from the leaderboard.

>>5241365
yep, german. If my shitty ESL english wasn't enough I admitted it multiple times.

>>5241502
Well then I suppose friction was inevitable.

>>5241604
I thought all the drunk weekend posts checked out with the beer nation.
I mean, who would be that schizophrenic to analyze post patterns and actually think about who he talks to in a thread about imaginary people voiced by real life people who create virtual statistics about their virtual prowess for us to deduct algorithmic growth from and we see who predicts it the best?
more people than you'd think, actually. people in other threads call me out by now. Of course I am using that to my advantage as good as I can and sometimes confirm my own FUDposted with other chuubas.

>>5241729
>>>28676871

>>5241729
>>>/jp/28676871

>>5241729
Getting shitfaced and watching HFZ is a Saturday afternoon ritual at this point. I always wonder if the way I type makes my posts identifiable but spamming Suichan & Risu doesn't help.

>>5241913
I've been here (on 4ch) long enough to not be surprised but fuck me, I am impressed. Either at that level of schizo or at the effort in that bait

>>5242024
You don't care about Risu, フェイカー

>>5242024
mikoposter here
I post a little suichan here and there myself. I always try to be helpful to raise your image because Hoshiyomi are a strong alliance to have.
I really wonder what will happen this saturday though because buddies come over, no adjustment or divvie plays for me and I'll be shitfaced through the whole sunday, I want 'rona to continue
But I kneel to HFZ OP. Great content, great concept, lots of effort put in and even some holos saw it. Also most streams are "the best one yet" unironically. I hope he doesn't lose motivation when 'rona being "over" drops his viewers.
But even if, nothing can take that experience away from us. We can have another 21 weeks of fun at least just by watchtogethers.

I don't know if vodkaposting on a thursday is a good idea, I talk too much. Gotta get out of here otherwise we need another OP during the night.
Hope honk has a way to prevent this from being cocobog 2.0, I wouldn't want another wave of players to just throw it all away.

Delusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a boged and FUDed path
If we make it we can all sit back
And rrat.
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying,
Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.
>>5242024
Reminds me of how embarrassing it was to wake up and find out what I sent on IRC during a calvados-heavy rewatch earlier this year. happened every year for the last 11 years but I still can't handle my shit.

>>5242495
Subaru had a stream over a year ago where she checked her twitter DMs
All I know is that there is an outgoing message saying "sorry you had to read all this, here is a picture of a cute duck" as the last reply, I didn't click it to this day.

>>5240386

>>5242458
I'm at least 90% sure we're going to get today + yesterday counted at once which should mean everyone except Rushia has a good spike. I still can't explain why nothing moved more than 10% though. Mori went from 600k to zero, I would have expected -30% across the board. The oversold coins actually adjusted up which would only make sense had views been counted.
>>5242329

>>5242736
I certainly hope so. I still can't believe I only lost less than 4% today when everything tanked way below that.

>>5242736
I hope for what you describe for the sole fact that I'd have to prepare 2-3 OPs tomorrow if it would just ignore the views.

POI UPDATED.

>>5242928
is it time to buy risu?
I've been waiting for a chance for too long. It's too funny how her stream ends right on HFZ every saturday and she called us out once.
I also love her deep voice (to be fair the indos really have a hot RRRR sound, all of them. It's nearly enough to let me forget they're streetshitters paying in Rupiah)

>>5242736
I'm pretty sure we won't get yesterday + today all at once considering if you check holopoi yesterday's views were counted properly (they were on socialblade yesterday too), the one time they piled up (Mori) it spit out fat 0's on socialblade

>>5243214
In that case, the question is: will we go from 0 to 600k or will it be a normal adjustment.

>>5243279
I'm hoping honk or some devchamas can address this. I think the best way to do this would be to just put an extra adjustment sometime between now and tomorrow's adjustment, maybe at the old time? Considering we do have the numbers that were supposed to be for this mornings adjustment

>>5243214
I'm just making the assumption that the way sites that track views do so is to have a database with total channel views for every day and they just pull the total channel views, compare to the previous day and use that number for the daily gain. That's what I would do.

>>5243375
It'd be fair to do it at the old time and I say that as a Yuropoor.
I won't be here but the 'strayan bros will be able to abuse it.

Just woke up and it looks like everyone's views are 0. I wonder if next adjustment's just gonna be green all across the board (except Rushia, she's gonna bog)

>>5243449

>>5240145
>So once you hit 1 millie and enter the lambo club you can probably slide into third place. You might be able to overtake Lemony and get onto the board soonish though, he's only got 20/337k and if his Aqua PFP means anything he's not too serious about fighting for Marine's oshiboard.
This took way too long, should be worth it though. Bought 1 moar Maririn in the meantime and now I get to read the whole thread.

>>5243817
>6 Marine
>1195th
>71k
Ouch.
Anyways considering buying a Korone if you still have the money for it, at 643k views if everything goes right at tomorrow's adjustment she's poised to be the biggest play. You should be able to make a cool $1000-2000 depending on how much she goes up, which is 1/4th a Marine.

Honestly it would kind of suck if it was just the views added up, Korone and Marine both got sub ticks yesterday along with big streams meaning we would be missing out on the moon

>>5243959
I sold one last night for a cool $1000 and still had a cheaper one I was able to sell after she recovered from the mog this morning. Got mogged on Subaru and FBK with 0 views too. Chumbuds just made me a few hundred and Korone leveled out, por que no los dos?

POI LOVE

My autotrader is currently working on the idea we get both days rolled into one, if we don't then I'm in a fucking terrible position for divvy day.

>>5243959
IDK anything about how this works either, I'm just in it for lulz. I am so new I haven't even earned divvies yet.

Don't normally watch EN but watching the trinity collab right now and holy shit does Gura's model look bad

>>5244299
>exactly 10 times what I had when I started as start money
it's time to remove a zero, honk

>>5244422
>it's her rigging
Or at least that's what chumbuds tell me.
>>5244484
How much were coins then?

>>5244602
Dirt cheap

>>5244602
earliest I could find with at least some portfolio

>>5244422
I can't find the full qualoty on in my PC

>>5244602
I think the starting money probably needs a significant bump if we want new players to stick around.
>>5244422
And that's the fixed version!

I'm financially ruined

>>5244602
It was a simpler time, things were worth what they should have been worth.

>>5244779
I agree, I wonder how many dead accounts there are.
>>5244727
Looks like a way more volatile and fun market too. Wish I would've clicked on one of these threads instead of wasting time in /pxl/.

>>5244190
Subaru is a good dividend below 5000 or so.
I'd buy back a Korone in your position she's primed for a rocket ride tomorrow. Other comparable plays are Gura and Suisei but Suisei is much more expensive than Korone and I expect her return to be much less, and Gura is much more expensive than Korone.
Then again I genuinely don't know what's going to happen tomorrow so who knows. I do think Korone is going up one way or another though.

>>5244727
>>5245005
I think that picture was taken right after reset so that's why the percentages are absolute bonkers.

>>5245005
back in the days, "cycles" had 15 mins to process and after those 15 mins you get space money from god-man. So what we did is 12 people buy let's say Shion in one cycle for 800, then you sell her in the next one for 1300.
This got fixed and the economy reset afterwards but that's how these graphs became what they are.

>>5245092
Did pumping and dumping Ui/Civia/Mel every cycle make anyone else diamonds?

>>5245005
>Looks like a way more volatile and fun market too.
Depends on your definition. For the first few days it was a free-for-all. Then it became a solved gain, because prices updated in 15 minute intervals (the same time it took for a coin to come off timer)
So the meta was look at the activity page, buy what everyone else is buying, it goes up like $100 or more, then sell for your $100 profit (nobody loses any money) and the coin dives $200. Then everyone buys back in and repeats the cycle. This happened with basically every coin, a coin was either in a buy cycle or a sell cycle at any given time and you just bought what the market decided and then sold it.

>>5245005
Pixel was fun but the admin is a retard. At least Nasfaq is managed by true /vt/autists.

>No liquid
>Can't liquidate anything without risking position
Bloody days are the worst days to be caught with no money.

>>5245192
felt bad for Ui.

>>5245195
The devs hid the queue about 10 hours in so it wasn't really a few days

>>5245092
I really miss those days, you could seriously lose everything if you weren't paying attention. Autism reigned supreme.

What's been the funniest event on NASFAQ so far? I'm thinking the Coco bogenning.

>>5245362
>inb4 honk releases "nasfaq classic" where everything works like back then but you have to pay $2 a month

>>5245355
After the reset. Before the reset we had a week or more of non-stop PnD, it was so bad that it justified the great reset of the economy.

>>5245403
new adjustment algorithm was a sight to behold but pretty recent.
The first bog ever (Okayu) was funny if you didn't buy in, confidence was high due to nenechi breaking 5,4k which was ASTRONOMICAL back then.

>>5245403
This bog is pretty funny if you take into account everyone convincing themselves that the devs know what they're doing and they have their own scraper. I'm sure they do have their own scraper, but this has pushed the poi myth into legend. Whenever poi shits the bed, the jokes in the thread will be even better.

>>5245403
Matsuri day was great but that got fixed fast.

>>5245476
I would play both if I had the time and the money, absolutely. Honk and the devs deserve my money.

>>5245476
>>inb4 honk releases "nasfaq" where everything works but you have to pay $2 a month
Fixed

>>5245619
I think the reset was more because of coins getting bogged/duping coins. Coins were ridiculously easy to dupe back then. All you had to do was spam click the buy button when buying a coin and there was a good chance you would get multiple of the coin

>218 posts in dead hours
I'll be awake in ~8 hours please someone jump in
>>5245700
can't have a game where nobody plays

Here's a snippet of a decently busy trading day from back when things were in a sorta "growth" phase. This was when it felt like you never really had enough money and every trade mattered. If you made $100 off a trade you felt a bit excited to sell the 2 shares you had. Now the standard is moving 20 shares at +$1000.

I remember back then, 10k was big and could get you into the top 10. Now it's becoming 1000 times of that amount.

>>5245873
>3,3k miko
>Imagine all the polkas and Soras those could've been

kill me now

>>5246020
member when mogu hit 1 mil after... was it 2 weeks?

>>5246020
>>5246236
We will never see Mogu hit 100k again.

>>5245650
Kek I forgot about that. Getting money with the coins.

>>5246277
holocaustchama....

I started on 12/4 with $10,885, I can't remember how much the top people had, the only old screenshot I have is from 19/4 and the numbers are missing.

>>5246372
FinanCivial...

>>5246277
>puchigire
>kril
>Yabee
;_;

>>5246166
3.3k is just what I sold for, that was a big day. Here's what I paid for Miko the day before.

>>5246277
Puchigire always makes me laugh. He pumped Anya and was on top of the world, and now he's a fucking no-name nobody with barely two pennies to scrape together.

>>5246520
yabee still plays doesn't he?

>>5246696
Yeah he's an AZKI CHAD now and sits on top of the Azki leaderboard with 3.6 mil (34th place)

>>5246696
I really don't know, I only know they're someone in the 100s now, just like my former rival Elite Sakura Investments.

A toast to the fallen ones

>>5246985
To those that fell so that we may rise, we will never forget them.

>>5246985
Ting ting ting.

I'm not *hic* rich or old enough for *hic* this yet, but I'll *hic* keep 'em coming.

>>5248474
Let me *hic* get one of those, uhhh, robels, the 10 year, neat. My drink is too smug.

>everyone is still at 0 views
>I've only ever made money day-trading and riding the waves of the uber rich
>adjustment mostly fucks me until I ride some wave up for 2 hours like a pleb
>my portfolio is entirely Marine and I have no idea how this will go tomorrow
>>5248633
Sure thing boss, coming right up as soon as I'm back from Bogsville...I mean the cellar.

>>5248677
>my portfolio is entirely Marine
Ah, a dividend creature.

Devsama usually comes on in a few hours, I can't wait to see what he says a out the susanocalypse

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>5249673
we're still not over hour nineteen from yesterday, still nothing from the devs... I can't be excited today with you.

>>5245005
I still have this here to remind myself to go back there but I don't have the strength.

>want to watch a-chan to doze off
>hey there's still that holotalk
>open kiara ch.
>try to skip through chicken voice
>a-chan presents her best english
>"Don't worry I'll translate"
>close stream after leaving a dislike
man... I just like A-chan.

>>5249761
never forgetti

>>5238834
welcome, fellow hoshiyomi!

>>5249733
WELCOME -- TO HOUR THIRTYFIVE
HOUR THIRTYFIVE...
THE... THIRTYFIFTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... TWENTYNINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR THIRTYFIVE
THREE... FIVE...
A VERY... RARE HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR THIRTYFIVE, IS THE THIRTYFIFTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE THIRTYFIFTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THE RAREST HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, BASKING IN MISERY THIS HOUR, THE THIRTYFIFTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THE NINETEETH HOUR, THE HOUR THAT NEVER CAME

WELCOME TO THE THIRTYFIFTH HOUR!

Poi is updating again, tonight is going to be a real wild card

>>5250228
>Coco to 1.2 mil
>Marine to 1 mil
Let's fucking GO

>>5250213
oh god, i hate hour 35

Fuck, if everything moons tonight you've got like 15 hours to make your profit AND reinvest for divvies. You could bog yourself if you oversell and get stuck with liquid you can't spend.

Devs please combine last day numbers with todays numbers. it's only proper and fair

>>5250458
Sell your divvy plays NOW and go for your adjusment plays.

>>5244299
>started two days earlier
>about 5k difference
That's crazy

>>5250026
that radicalized me. I didn't care about trannies until they started eating takos for no reason

>>5250464
Just do two separate adjustments, we've already done this sort of thing before anyways

I'm just worried that everything is going to moon way too hard, nothing dropped an appropriate amount for a 0 view day. Pretty sure Mori fell nearly 40% the last time she got susaned.

I am trying to register why the fuck do I have to do an anagram puzzle I’m too stupid for this

>>5250912
DM me for the answers

>>5250912

>>5250912
it's a captcha just type in the same thing and it'll let you in

>>5250912
If you can't manage a simple puzzle how are you gonna manage a whole portfolio

>>5250912
>anagram puzzle

>>5251118
Ironically I work at a wealth management firm but my plan wasn’t just all in on Nene
>>5251045
Sent, please respond

>>5250912
get filtered

I've finally found it, the one thread on /vt/ that isn't plagued with retards.

>>5250912
Nevermind.

>>5251177
you can manage deez nuts

>>5251177
If you can't manage a basic archive search how will you manage the research needed to properly keep up in NASFAQ?

>>5251203
PLEASEDONT FGIO

Just realised I'm going to be out for adjustment tomorrow, fuck. I wonder if autotrader works properly on a phone.

>>5251708
>phone
get bogged

>>5250605
Same. Fubuki did nothing wrong. She just wanted to enjoy borgar in peace.
>>5250912
git gud scrub.

BUY MARIRIN!
HOLD MARIRIN!
LOVE MARIRIN!

MARIRIN NEVER FAILS!

>>5253176
Ahoy!

>>5253176
honk leaked the divvy file to me, Marine's divvy this week is 2750

>>5253624

So, when are we all selling Coco?

>Hold all of EN
>Hold all of Sankisei
I feel like I'm pretty safe here

>>5253786
About 4 days ago Anon.

>>5253952
Dude, her graduation stream is still due to happen. We're gonna see a spike and a quick sell then

>>5254039
Yeah, a spike from 10k after she crashes back there, you might even break even if you're lucky!

>>5254039
not if Susan eats her views again, I'm waiting for the bog to end before I get back on Kiryu Coco's wild ride
>>5254111
based watameposter

>>5254111
Mark my words Watamelon.
Coco's graduation will cause a short spike and sell.
Screencap this.

You're my favorite people on this Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>5254323
I didn't say it won't, I said she's going to crash before the real run up begins. It should happen today but she's getting 1.3m views so it might not happen until Sunday.

I figured out the answers you can lock the thread

>>5253624
i beleb to maririn!

poi is combining views for the channels that have ticked over, I think we have our answer, everything is mooning, entire market is going to be fucked.

can't wait for literally everything to go huge tomorrow and everyone has stupid profits but all the dividends are overpriced

>>5255002
>>5255014
Who moons the hardest then?

>>5255002
how new?

>>5255200
I believe the correct reply to this is "post wallet".

>>5255113
I get the sinking feeling Marine is going to be a game of chicken where everyone sells, then buys back in at a lower price and she spikes even higher than adjustment places her for dividends before crashing back down before adjustment time.

>>5255274
Holopoi always combines some views at around this time. I'm not saying there's no chance that views will be combined but this combining shit happens everyday

>>5255282
pls no

Apparently YT API updates are more accurate than the actual YT channel info page itself, I thought they'd update at the same time.

>>5255783
I mean you're cutting out the middleman by scraping the API. That's probably what the page is doing too, but they have it rate limited or cached or something so they don't selfbog.

>>5255716
I mean we COULD have a Gentleman's agreement not to sell her before dividends but I doubt you'll get many people to agree to wait 15 hours before selling.

if profit is bigger that divvy gains, then we must sell anon

Holy shit, the numbers on poi, I'm going to be jeff bezos exwife rich!

If it goes the way I think it will, Gura, Ina, Suisei, Watame and Fubuki are all getting over a third of their weekly views in 1 go, Pekora, Marine and Calli are closer to a quarter. None seem like bad plays.

>>5256105
Do daily subs factor in, or is it just views?

Div ratios are going to be so fucked.

>>5256267
I *think* subs counted today, since ina had a 10k tick and she went up by a little bit. But nasfaq itself shows 0, so who knows

>>5245005
>>5249761

>>5256420
Sub counts did not count today, the only people who went up were those that were oversold (Polka, Rushia, Ina)

>>5256536

>>5256536
damn, memories. I can't find the fullsize pixelpolka but I know I still have it.
t. hijacked /b/'s /pxl/ thread, became OP for like 1 week until I got vanned, got them to help bot fbk back into the center a few times too lmao, set them up with a fork of our fork of the minimap script, then some Anon decentralized it to catbox.moe so we didn't have to worry about hosting
all because those rainbowtards painted over borgar

>>5257536
If you can't tell from the image I am polka anon and am still botting her chair in while a bunch of anons are manually making her body.

>>5257625
Are there many bombs?

>>5257641
Everything up the top is 5m

>>5257625
I'm YAGOO NO YUME / SCEI/PS@0,0 Anon lmao. Nobody liked that second idea. The threads disappeared while I was banned so I thought you all quit. I still have the minimap installed, I'll pick up where I left off on her left leg.

poi broke my scripts

Holy shit, borgar is back on 0,0
my Palestinian flag is gone

>>5257852
There is an anon who makes the thread once a week and bumps it for about a day before it falls off

>>5258129
Today /vt/ was kinda based.

>>5258012
I was the other anon drawing the palestinian flag

When did Coco get added to 0,0

Bros, we're gonna need a new OP soon and I have to go to bed.

>>5258212
Pic related.
>>5258418
I can do it but I'll be lifting fanart for the OP, it won't be anything fancy.

>>5258418
are you the anon with the nasfaq props folder? If yes, can you send SmiNENEm?

>>5258418
I got it. I've had an idea saved that will be very relevant right now.

>>5258717
Go for it, I >>5258506 was just going to shoop some stonks shit onto this one.

>>5258664
Afraid not, we definitely need to bully him into making a mega with them in like we have in the watamelon thread though.
>>5258717
I can't wait to see it anon.
>>5258782
Pink wojaks and green arrows on cunny was going to be my suggestion but I am very lazy.

>>5258868
>Pink wojaks
we need to make more pink holos with bleeding eyes, I'm always scared the mods may ban /biz/raelis vacationing here

>>5258980
After seeing the masterpiece that is the Sminenem I keep meaning to ask in the drawfag thread but I always forget. Maybe tomorrow will be the day.

>>5258980
edit the hue on this ogey I found. I'd do it but Photoshop is way the fuck over there <---- on my main rig and Chipotle and shitposting is over here.

Nearly everything going up(especially such key dividend coins) means that I am not gonna make any changes to my portfolio.

Gonna be pretty sad if Ina/Koro/Marine get adjusted without their missing sub tick from yesterday

>>5259346
I am giving up positions to have at least 5 of each coin

>>5259346
I'm going to dump Gura 2:1 for Rushia and leave it at that, I doubt anything is going to beat 20% this week except the usual weird shit like RBC and Ollie.

It's fucking nothing again

There's no way devchama's aren't awake yet right? It would be nice to know if we're just gonna get one adjustment where everything moons or is something different gonna happens

Buy Coco, she will shave her pubes tonight

How many hours until divvs?

>>5260661
I'm only buying if she does another brrrapASMR.

>>5260724
25 hours remain

>>5261047
I am not ready.

>>5261061

Thread's dying, might as well turn the shitposting up to 11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I3a8omiYds
This thread tomorrow if shit goes even more sideways.

>>5261061
I was thinking I was smarter than everyone for selling some divvycoins that will have a mediocre adjustment

>>5261232
if I hear that damn cat one more time...

>>5261999
>>5261999
>>5261999
MIGRATE WHEN READY

>>5262013

>>5262038
oh hey good mor-