/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53477853
Yes anon we are dating, sorry she prioritizes me more than you

EN3

>doing what I can, when I can
jesus christ fauna, why did you use that phrase

>>53477853
Got to hit up the clubs with Kiara... sorry saplings...

Saplings on suicide watch.

Mommy... are you leaving? MOMMY? HWERE'S MOMMMYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why is it JPs can stream while still preparing shit? Koyori had two concerts in a row and streamed before, during, and after. Gen 5 had collabs constantly about how they were getting beat to shit in dance practice and after their concert, they didn't even take a break, they continued streaming.

Her HoloSummer thing in Japan is in about 2 weeks I think, so shes probably heading there soon for that.

>>53478107
Koyori has also never traveled to another country

WHORE, PREGNANT, SECRETLY GETTING TAG TEAMED BY THE SUSPENDED STARS RRATS, GO!

>>53477853

>>53478107
Gee anon it's not like they are living in their own homes and don't have to lug all their streaming gear across international borders or anything

>>53478107
How is someone travel to japan streaming with their pc setup?. And no laptop.

>>53478107
ENs are lazy. It's really just that simple. Western zoomers will use any and every excuse to avoid even the slightest responsibility.

she left us in the toy aisle again.... and I'm not gonna behave this time

>>53478445
I knocked over all the buzz lightyears so mommy will spank me

>>53478107
Koyori never have to fly half the globe, doing bullshit Nips travelling customs, etc

Mommy please don't abandon us again...
It's cold here...
The anons scare me sometimes

>>53478390
>zoomer
>Fauna
hmmm

>be excited for what is to come!
What is to come is more shitty acrylic stands/keychains, terrible covers and the most lukewarm YT shorts because that's all Cover will approve of. Oh boy, I can't wait... Oh, and the ugliest, most broken 3D models that even a 2view indie blows out of the water. That's another reason why Holo sucks so much ass and kneecaps their talents at every turn.

>>53477853
She is going to japan again

>>53478653
Nijisanji caught showing botting ads on stream deflection

I MISS FAUNA

Aaaand one more member falls victim to nebulous, shit-tier "various exciting projects" mandated by Cover. I swear Cover hates that their talents are streamers. They'd rather they just be "media personalities" that could work on garbage projects 100% of the time and never stream

>>53478712
I don't watch Niji, but that's hilarious. I'm like 80/20 on watching hololive and random twitch indies. I just hate Holo management because they are objectively shit. Niji is worse than them, but nobody cares about Niji.

Soon...

>>53478647
>zoomer reading comprehension

>>53478970
>millennial copium

>>53477853
>Shondo got into EN3 and Fauna needs to plan ahead so she doesn't get caught with blood on the axe

>>53478107
>Gen 5 had collabs constantly about how they were getting beat to shit in dance practice and after their concert, they didn't even take a break, they continued streaming

I love gen5 but no need to lie, their streaming hours tanked while they were preparing for twinkle4you

>>53478970
There really is no hope for them.

Eddy is gonna pound that cunt until she can't walk straight for a week

>>53478107
These girls are autistic about setups, the only ones that tend to be prepared are Ame or Ina but is insane that they don't understand people would be okay with just a bunch of random zatsus while they are in Japan

>all the holoens going on vacation AGAIN
>still no gen 3
>can't even shitpost about tempiss because half of them are also on vacation
Are they ever going to unfuck this? It's such a simple fix, why won't they go for it?

>>53478752
>Cover hates that their talents are streamers.
It's 2023 and people still think streaming is the main job of holomems.
>They'd rather work on garbage projects 100% of the time
yeah that's where most of the money comes from. Not from streaming where youtube gets huge cuts and 1000 unadblocked views amount to 18$

>>53477853
Confirmed for EN3?

>to prepare for some things
>exciting stuff coming up
Mommy is taking time off to get preggo, she is working in this NTR asmr let's fucking /uuu/

>>53479041
In the mindset of genxers, all millennials might as well be zoomers. The zoomers themselves are even lazier anyway, with perhaps the sole exception of Bae.

>>53477853
Fauna finally saw how Gura was raking in thousands literally doing nothing and decided she was wanting a piece of that action. Plus it sounds like her streaming hours and consistency has been going down the shitter the past few months, so this was probably planned. All I can say is good luck saplings, your oshi figured hard work does not equal more money.

>>53478901
1. She is going to VShojo or Mythic.
2. EN3 will take several months.

>>53478302
Unironically none of them are or have ever been pregnant and probably can't even whore around simply because they keep going on crazy vacations to japanland. There's just no time. What they are doing is getting away from babysitting autistic manchildren.

>>53479155
You're not wrong, but I don't like it.

>>53479066
No way would Cover hire a toddler tuber. The company would immediately go bankrupt and stock holders would riot.

>>53477853
Time to put on your cages saplings

Hey, at least she communicated with her fans and let them know, unlike Gura

>>53478107
Bro, I've been wondering that for 3 years. Something about EN means either they are incapable of any level of work or Cover is so poorly run that they dump months worth of work on their talents and give them a week to do it all. There are plenty of examples of both of these things. One of which being the time they had IRyS record an entire album a week before her anniversary and acted surprised when she broke her voice.

can cover stop forcing these girls to fly off to nippon every other month just to sing 1 song in a concert?

>>53478107
anon, you're right but the sapling defense force will let fauna murder a dog on stream and say it's okay. she's not bringing her fucking pc case and monitors to japan. and even if she was, you'd think they would get at it after doing it multiple times. ENs will just use any work related thing to take a week off

>>53477853
HoloEN is having to prepare for the holosummer 3D concert along with the coomerbait swimsuit events. All of them will be flying to Japan to make the recordings and next month will have a hilarious amount of merch shilling. A bad trade off for most viewers but it will make Cover a lot of money.

>>53479518
>unlike Gura
Literally the lowest bar possible.

>>53479765
>crying in /uuu/ /hlgg/ and catalog at the same time
most dedicated menhera sapling

>>53479765
I don't watch ENs but aren't you basically pointing out the difference right here? JPs don't need to travel to another country to do any of Cover's shit. Not to mention the other guy doesn't even watch JPs or else he would know they also streamed less to prepare for big events.

Cucklings literally can't stop losing

>>53479934
uh anon the janny is NOT gonna like your post

Let me guess
She is also pregnant with vesper bastard son

>>53479858
dude i would never visit global
>>53479865
they didn't stream that much less than fauna though and fauna's one of the biggest streamers in EN. shishiron was also traveling around the country for her ramen project. look desu i'm not even trying to shit on fauna, she's the best one. just making a point that ENs really do just take multiple week breaks to travel 1 day to japan. you'd think they'd be more prepared by now but nope

>>53478653
Fauna is exempt from all of this

>>53479086
damn, Mori is a Miko/Shuba level trooper while recording an EP

>>53480143
>just making a point that ENs really do just take multiple week breaks to travel 1 day to japan.
That's because flying to Japan from the US for just 1 day of work is going to burn up your money pretty quickly if you keep doing it. So I assume they try to do as much there as they can, work or otherwise. If the JPs had to travel to the US to record stuff they wouldn't be there for only a day either.
Ideally cover would have some sort of streaming setup for any ENs visiting Japan so the girls aren't forced to stream from laptops or some shit.

>>53479934
>Said the Irystocrat
Pot meet kettle

>>53477853
Pregnant

just accept that she is shadow graduated like Haato and Gura
whatever the reason, we've seen this happen before, and ignoring the trend is hardline sundowning
get ready to not have a graduation stream, but slowly fall into despair as you realize that your oshi isn't a streamer any more
good luck, saplings. be real about this early, so you can start to heal

I miss mommy

>>53478313
I have never understood this

>>53478275
>>53478358
>>53478367
>>53478490
Yes traveling is hard. But they also aren't lugging their entire fucking PC towers with them. And customs and all that shit you mentioned happens only on entry and exit to the country. I'm talking about once they are in country, they don't do shit. Cover has studios there they could stream from. They could go to JP's houses and have an off collab. Ina just did one with Anya. Meanwhile Gura can be in Japan for weeks and we only hear of it if someone mentions it. Noel has an entire fucking apartment dedicated to streaming with friends, it's not out of the question that we get streams or hell just fucking twitter spaces or something like >>53479109
suggested.

This >>53478051 but unironically

She's going to Japan, probably treating it as a vacation for a week or so, then preparing for her HoloSummer stuff. Not particularly confusing stuff.

>>53481415
It really depends on the girl. Someone like Bae is okay just spamming chatting streams, whereas Fauna essentially never does chatting streams or Twitter spaces, she only does gaming streams.
>JP offcollab
Requires JP knowledge to set up so only around half of EN is capable in the first place, so it'll be your usual suspects. I guess collabs with IDs are possible if they're also visiting yeah

why is only fauna getting people rustled about this

>>53482694
Do your reps newfag

>>53482694
Saplings are whiny fucks.

>>53482885
nah. i dont care enough about this. ill just assume saplings are whiney.

>>53478107
Cultural differences. Same reason you should buy Japanese instead of American when looking for a new car.

>>53478275
And she better not or I will mercilessly breed her.

>>53483054
Cucklings are crying because she's finally marrying Eddy. They're happy for her.

>>53477853
I thought it was because of another sad thing its most likely her getting tired with the behind the scenes stuff + streaming, so I don't mind this.
Considering that she was mostly one of the only ones who are streaming back then when most of holoEN were sick/taking a break, she deserves this break.
Am not gonna be surprised aswell if she is suddenly in japan again.

I do hope she cleans her beast pc while doing the time off.

>>53479086
Who can defeat HAKUI KOYORIN

>>53482694
Her streaming schedule is very consistent so not having a stream on a stream day just feels weird.
Uh, I mean I MISS FAUNA UUUU WHY DID SHE LEAVE US

>>53478107
Koyori is on an entirely different level than most Holos. Don't compare Fauna to her

>>53479109
>the only ones that tend to be prepared are Ame or Ina
>forgot phone and tablet and laptop and uhhh
>like 1-2 streams while in japan, explains what she got up to when she gets back home.

*Plapplaplapplapplap*

>Uuuuuuuuuuu~ fuck, not right noooooowwwww~~~~ I have to send my retarded simps a tweet firr~~~UUUUUUUUUU~~HHHHHH
(gets creampied nasty)

That's literally her life, and you happy cuckolds are supporting that.

Also Fauna, if you see this post I hope you and your whore Mother become barren, infertile slop cunts

>>53485697
what is your issue
why every retard instantly puts fauna in cuckold tier

>>53477853
It's over

it;s over

>>53477853
She is the most boring holo anyway

bae is in japan, kiara said that mumei will be in japan next week, fauna is taking some days off, come on anons, you know where this is going.

>>53477853
Chumbud prime is gonna be a guest in Gura's upcoming 3D live

>>53487174
they are having lesbo sex in a foreign country?

>>53478107
Because "I'm taking some time off fom streaming to prepare for some things" really means "I'm taking a holidah break and I'll do some prep here and there"

>>53479934
>that face
jesus christ my dick can only handle this much...

>>53488166
What face did he post?

>>53488251

>>53488303
*farts and cums*

>>53477853
suspended...

>>53487239
cope, gura only likes kronii from council and that's why she has the most 1 on 1's with kronii and only invited her for her 3D live concert

>>53478313
lol a beenny

>>53477853
She's the sacrifice to bring back the brotubers vesper and magni.
Thank you saplings!

>>53477853
Idolshit money > Streaming money.
Also people are deluded if they think council isn't going to have their own jp arcs that myth have been doing.

>>53489196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kdUzmlNEQk

>>53487243
God I hope so

Feels like Fauna takes a shit ton of breaks

she's graduating to join en3

>>53479591
>Something about EN means either they are incapable of any level of work or Cover is so poorly run that they dump months worth of work on their talents and give them a week to do it all. There are plenty of examples of both of these things. One of which being the time they had IRyS record an entire album a week before her anniversary and acted surprised when she broke her voice.
Absolutely this.

>>53478107
these lazy whores do one thing an then they feel like they deserve a break KEK

>>53479155
>It's 2023 and people still think streaming is the main job of holomems.
I saw the second point but please tell a retard what are the main jobs.

>>53479086
IRyS...

>>53491222
nothing the anon who posted that is a retarded schizo. streaming is and always will be their main job. anyone who thinks idol stuff is the main gig is coping

>>53481415
"friends" its hilarious that anons here still think hololive is this huge carebear family that just meets eachother on a wim lmao, thats fucking funny

>>53477853
EN3

>>53478107
Most of the ENs have no history of being anything but streamers and unlike the JPs they don't have easy access to dance and singing coaches. Even if they hire their own tutors they are held back by NDAs so they aren't getting the most effective coaching. What this means is that if Fauna doesn't want to make a fool of herself during her 3d debut then she's really going to have to grind her idol reps.

>>53477853
How is it over?

>>53477995
its time

>>53478107
Yeah, EN people only need to use teleport spell to reach JP facilities for making stuffs, why do they have to prepare visa and luggage for business trip anyway?

>Vesper and magni potentially getting fired
>now Fauna is on indefinite break
Hmm....

>>53479397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrPURgWxk-w

>>53477853
they always follow up an announcement of time off with preparing new content. Just tell us how long you're taking off you stupid bitch. We know you're not doing actual work.

>>53488303
What a handsome man

>>53502591
see >>53499980

>>53477853
Mommy come back

>>53502708
that's not work that's vacation

>>53478901
>Vesper and Magni get terminated
>Nina joins EN3
Mori's power to evade responsibliy and punishment for her behavior is Trump tier, but Nina can still save Kronii and the other girls from her.

>>53502751
sure thing nijinig

>>53502425
>Kronii fucked both Vesper and Magni into a coma
>still unsatisfied, she now went for Fauna as well
this woman is a monster

>>53502784

Reminder that literally every single time a vtuber says they need to take time off for 'projects', they're just taking a vacation with their boyfriend. They mostly work 1-2 days a week, they have all the time in the world to work on projects (e.g. being the 'idea guy' and commissioning others to actually make the thing).

>>53477853
uuuuuuuuuuu

>>53477853
>>53478051
>>53478623
Why are people saying Fauna is a "mommy" type when she's not that at all? Do these people just look at memes instead of actually watching her streams?

>>53503722
It has been like this since debut. When I saw all the mommy memes I got my hopes up, but when I watched her debut I felt disappointed despite everyone in the chat going MOMMY MOMMY.
Fauna isn't a mommy type. She may be soft-spoken, but she sounds too girlish, too immature, and her rant about being non-friends confirms it in my mind.

>>53503829
exactly. she exudes the complete opposite of "mommy".

>>53477995
Hell yeah!

Fauna paizurimjob. That is all.

>>53503722
Hi fauna, sorry fauna

Ina is more mommy than Fauna.

>>53477995
maybe

>>53503829
>>53503722

>have never experienced motherly tender loving care before

>>53509833
>doesn't even consider you a friend
>"motherly tender loving care"
kek

>>53510016
it's more than my mother ever gave me anyway

>>53477853
>It’s over
dont give up

>>53478107
during? prerecorded concert

>>53481415
>>53478107
Why work when you don't have to? Are you mad because they make more money while living high life in Japan than you through hard work?

>>53477853
I geuss Kiara is still left. Sad my oshii is taking a break.

>>53503829
Her herself even said she's more a sister than a mom. She never felt that way. It was kinda forced on her. I don't view her like that at all.

>>53510700
fr

>>53477853
>another break
lmao

>>53503722
How new? She was open to it, even playing into it for quite a while around debut. It probably helps that she wasn't too silly back then, and even used to be lovey dovey in ways she doesn't so readily show these days. She has since admitted she doesn't quite get how to do mommy, and that she thinks of herself as big sis instead, but even so she has never shut people down or told them to gtfo. Also tbf, big sis is just one step removed (not to mention something not everyone has a concept of, as opposed to a mother), so it's not that weird that some people just equate them.

>>53477853
She can have her cake and eat it, too.

>>53515876
>she has never shut people down or told them to gtfo
bro woke up from a coma

>>53503722
When your debut stream title is Mama Nature. There is no going back.

>>53478107
can't they fucking take a break without having faggots to tell them if they're allowed to or not?

>>53482694
Most Saplings (but really, just the ones that are ex takodachis and chumbuds that migrated) are essentially just giant /#/fags that only care about her consistency with streams, her stable CCV compared to other members, her regular schedules etc. Like yes, these are obviously good things, but the point I'm making is that this is all they care about. Far more than how she actually acts on stream or the streams themselves. So these very same people that are obsessed with this shit to the point where they sniff eachothers farts go crazy whenever she takes any time off.

>>53477853
Fauna finally gets to do Idol stuff that will make her more money than just streaming and she gets to have a nice vacation on top of it, yet saplings are somehow are against it?

>>53477853
Meds. take them. You faggots and this obsession with the idea of something ending... it's not even effective doompost bait here because the tweet is readable from the catalogue.

>>53522120
>yet saplings are somehow are against it?
Not real saplings. Just the number grifter variant that >>53521894 mentioned

>>53503722
"Mommy" has simply become slang for "attractive female person" regardless of age or personality.

>>53479218
Millennials are in their mid-30s now, just FYI

>>53522508
I'm only 29! Where did the time go? ;_;

squeeb

>>53522454
No. Only zoomers think like this.

Ill take care of you saplings.

>>53489570
Streaming feeds into idolshit though. Viewers are more likely to care about idolshit if they've watched regular streams.

>>53478107
how can ens even compare?

>>53490910
this is the only rrat that makes sense

>>53522606
Who do you think keeps posting mommy memes?

Sapkeks…..

>>53478390
this, there is a reason why the 'EN curse' only affects EN people.

>>53522606
I didn't know zoomers enjoyed Johnny Bravo.
https://youtu.be/fFn8cywmb-s?t=20

>>53515756
but enough about Ina

>no minecraft monday
>no tree progress
FUCKKKKK

>>53526391
Yes, he said Mama a lot. But what Johnny Bravo is doing here is not the same as what Saplings try (and fail) to do with Fauna. That's quite obvious.

>>53477853
Oh no, stealth suspension.
Fauna fucked up.

>>53479086
>Polka 25% more hours put in, 40% less watched than Lamy
its always like this isnt it

>>53531889
lol, you should look at Kiara and Gura. Effort only gets you so far.

>>53531280
Wait really?

>>53503722
It's literally just because she's "Mother Nature". That's it.