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>> No.53884882

>Three children is what killed him
Buckle up Flay Flay

>> No.53884906
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>>53884831
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.53884909
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53884909

Early amen

>> No.53884917

they should've let you fuck the GILF secretary

>> No.53884952
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>>53884906
Amen.

>> No.53884962

>BL VNs?
>I've already asked for one

>> No.53885168
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>>53884831
>Check out Ohmonah's HQ merch drop starting July 21, 10am PDT! And don't forget to sign up on the site for 10% off, chu~
https://ohmonah.shop/

>Hololive Meet Altare merch now available for pre-order!
https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_meet2023

>SHINRI’S BIRTHDAY SET IS LIVE (On sale until July 24th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>Summer Camp Voice packs are LIVE!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_summercampvoice

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>> No.53885203

>>53884962
Is it the one magni talked about months ago?

>> No.53885224

>>53885203
no cluue

>> No.53885332
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53885332

daterape. have a good night anons

>> No.53885380

Flay is finishing the viewer cat pics
he LOVES us

>> No.53885409

>>53885203
What was the one he talked ago?

>> No.53885454

>>53885203
Only one I know of Magni mentioning is NU Carnival and I really doubt it's that one

>> No.53885526

sex u troje s arupi i dingo u zatvoru

>> No.53885532
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53885532

It would be interesting to see a string of Hololive girls play a BL but not watching the STARs play it assuming he gets the perms through

>> No.53885561

>>53885332
ugly

>> No.53885589

>>53884962
Only ones I can think of as likely are Hashihime or Mamiya. Unless it's some random EN-original BL

>> No.53885624

>>53885224
>>53885409
This >>53885454

>> No.53885697
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>>53885561
it's true

>> No.53885739

I think they should put Tempus in Nu:Carnival and each member gets a sex scene with Eiden

>> No.53885987
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>>53884906
Amen

>> No.53886015
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>>53885739
I don't think Nu Carnival allows rapemurder

>> No.53886038

they should play prosekai

>> No.53886075

Didn't Flayon talk about Dramatical Murder before? Or was it someone else idk but it could be that

>> No.53886123

They should play deep rock galactic again or a Space Station 13 esque game that isn't running on BYOND

>> No.53886173

>>53886038
I wanna watch maglord mald at vocaloid songs he barely remembers from playing project diva

>> No.53886288

>>53886075
I recall someone made an edit of Bettel in Aoba's napping pose and Flayon immediately recognized what it was from.

>> No.53886374

>>53886075
Oh I kinda assumed he'd avoid streaming that because of drama the "toxic" content could bring

>> No.53886377
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>>53885332
Consensual mindbreak

>> No.53886549
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>no one has made a thug hunter or ram ranch VN
Why are people so incurably gay?

>> No.53887364
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>>53886288
this one?

>> No.53887472
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>>53887364
I'm going to post Magni's too while I'm at it

>> No.53887588

>>53883329
Do you happen to also have an uncut VOD of his previous Trouble Days stream on June 30? I was away at the time and the Gofile someone posted was expired by the time I found it.

>> No.53887753

>>53887588
Nope; unfortunately I didn't catch that one. Didn't realize Trouble Days was going to be that kind of game and that it'd be streamed patched.

>> No.53887832

>>53887364
That's the one. I think Bettel liked this without knowing what it referenced, poor nigga

>> No.53887896

what are magni and vesper doing right now?

>> No.53887901

>>53887832
Yeah, I didn't know it was a reference the first time I saw it (Magni's) until I saw it a second time (Bettel's)

>> No.53888013
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>>53887896
me

>> No.53888092
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53888092

>>53884906
amen

>> No.53888106

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>> No.53888204

Flagellate Magni Dezmond

>> No.53888216

Masturbate Magni Dezmond

>> No.53888278

>if you're seeing this I messed up
I just got here, what happened? another slip up?

>> No.53888315

Consummate Magni Dezmond

>> No.53888708

>>53885739
They should put Tempus in Camp Buddy so I can see leader in cute shorts, raping people.

>> No.53888919

Shinris pretty comfy to listen to in bed really...

>> No.53888959

If only this GAME AUDIO WASNT LIKE THAT

>> No.53888995

Flayon has a jaw issue?

>> No.53889040

>>53888995
Yeah sorry about that

>> No.53889133

>>53889040
Yeqh, please be more careful when you push his head down on me next time, okay?

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i'm virgin rice purity score was a fake

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>>53889675

>> No.53889740
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>>53887472
My mag twitter spaces...

>> No.53889764

>>53889740
I will never forgive the Muskrat

>> No.53889814

>>53889675
It's glue. A plane is about to fly over and release an entire crate of feathers on Bettel

>> No.53889821

>>53889740
He’s never doing another one and you know it

>> No.53889830

>>53889814
Are they also Altare's feathers?

>> No.53889850

fatal frame sucks so fucking badly
i dont understand the people that enjoy this game

>> No.53889973
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>> No.53890041

>>53889973
good thing he's not a big buff man so that's not even a concern

>> No.53890099
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>>53889973
>bettel
>a big buff man
for sure

>> No.53890124

>>53890099
>THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED IT

>> No.53890179

>>53890099
Breakable wrists...

>> No.53890230

>>53766711
>>53765266
>>53827118
what if prophecyanon was secretly one of the boys/managers who knew they were gonna delay it and then was like oh jk silly me
what if the fake Axel screenshot was actually made by Axel

>> No.53890232

Even though I am a bit upset at him, I am really missing magni a whole lot. Hope the dude is doing okay and returns safe.

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>>53889973

>> No.53890456

>>53890449
kek

>> No.53890473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBqZZZ6xn8

>> No.53890556

Post that one Holostars clip.

>> No.53890577

>>53890230
Then he's at risk of termination for breach of contract

>> No.53890591

>>53890577
anon plz i'm just trying to shitpost here

>> No.53890603

>>53889675
this is the worst first thing to see in the morning

>> No.53890679

>>53890473
wish I followed this project because I could have definitely sang for this but it’s so cute. props to music guy

>> No.53890837

>>53889675
wish i was that watergun

>> No.53890888

>>53890837
>filled with Altare's cum
>get to cum on Bettel
naruhodo

>> No.53890988
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>>53890888
gonna be harder to live knowing this will never happen

>> No.53891042
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53891042

Sisters when will the boys' fangames reach this amount

>> No.53891086

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBqZZZ6xn8

Is this the best piece of fancontent?

>> No.53891089
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53891089

Magni Dezmond

>> No.53891121

>>53891086
I still prefer some fan animations as "best piece of fan content" over this but is still very cute.

>> No.53891226

>>53890556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd4-VQs7aOE&ab_channel=Staz
Flayon being rapeable?

>> No.53891234
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>Look, long lives lead to strange bedfellows. Can't say I'll cut deals with Germans again, but their heart was in the right place.
- Vesper Noir, 2004

>> No.53891274

>>53888278
>another slip up?
A big one.
https://files.catbox.moe/gg6bzz.png

>> No.53891309

>>53891089
Did he at least betray the guild first?

>> No.53891369
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>>53891086
Yes, because i worked on it.

>> No.53891383

Is there much of a difference between the story depending on which of two tokens you pick?

>> No.53891578

>>53891383
pretty sure most of the endings are determined by how you use the camera

>> No.53891636
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53891636

Looks like Tempus Gen 0 is back. https://www.youtube.com/live/yLzzzrAfJKs?feature=share

>> No.53891747

>>53891636
BASED

>> No.53891812
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53891812

>search through archives out of curiosity
>drawanon drew hakkamama lewd again without me asking for it this time
drawanon if you see this I want you to know you're a legend

>> No.53891927

>>53891812
anytime friend. you are my number one Hakkamama supporter.

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>>53891927
I shall continue to lurk thread now and then and search for more but I do not wish to get greedy
You've done a lot for my boners already

>> No.53892231
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53892231

Open for a surprise
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1682301537144680448

>> No.53892292
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53892292

>>53892231
AHHHH SHE'S COOL

>> No.53892318

>>53891042
women don't create anything

>> No.53892378

>>53892231
momi is so talented, she is so cool

>> No.53892410

>>53892318
Then where are the men who do create anything? I thought Tempus has a big male fanbase?

>> No.53892573

>>53891086
Where did they get all of that art of Elysium?

>> No.53892629

>>53892573
https://tempus.hololivepro.com/

>> No.53892775

>>53892410
dyrbi

>> No.53892861

>>53892410
>Women don't create anything
Momi is right there

>> No.53892908

>>53892231
That's one fat ass.

>> No.53892919

>>53892861
>fangame

>> No.53892964

>Dead or Alive crossover DLC
Is it time for some CORE VALUES?

>> No.53893180

What the actual fuck is the point of time-limited perms for a game this old anyway?

>> No.53893181

>no magni or vesper in the starting voices
I’m worried.

>> No.53893193
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53893193

voice packs
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1682314485602631681

>> No.53893232

>>53893181
And when you use the filter Axel is under hololive english and not holostars english, what the fuck does all that mean?

>> No.53893258

>>53893232
It means Alice real

>> No.53893291

>>53893181
Possible that they did not record their packs yet and will do so when they return

>> No.53893317

>>53893193
where's mag and ves

>> No.53893346

>>53893291
shhh let the incels celebrate, I want more content for my grudge compilation

>> No.53893373

>>53893317
busy with your mum

>> No.53893386

>>53893346
I’m not celebrating, it’s genuinely been keeping me up at night worrying about what happened. I just want it all to be okay…

>> No.53893402

>>53893181
Axel mentioned he finished something recently and I assume it’s this, probably just due to their stopped activities

>> No.53893411

>>53893193
>no magni and vesper
it's over

>> No.53893416

>>53893373
but my mum is regis altare

>> No.53893425

I swear I cant even take a break of this dumb Vesper and Magni stuff, shit had me worried since day 1 and stuff keeps happening that isn't helping.

>> No.53893431

>>53893137
>>53893225
>>53893335

>> No.53893448

>>53891636
Haven't seen one of those for a very long time

>> No.53893467
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53893467

>>53893431
go back

>> No.53893471
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53893471

my grudge compilation... it keeps growing

>> No.53893498
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>>53893471

>> No.53893514

>>53891927
Wouldn't say no to more now so that thread has something to talk about other doom and bait, though

>> No.53893522

>>53893471
Wait till you find out you can never use them in the end.

>> No.53893525

ofc leakmite is the reason magni didn't release a voice pack

>> No.53893706

>>53893193
Axel the only one with JP voice

>> No.53893784

bettel what the fuck is this notification voice

>> No.53893791

>>53891636
>Senzaki was there
Kino

>> No.53893835

>>53892318
Women create exactly one thing and it's plushies.

>> No.53893852

>>53893706
The other would just butcher the pronunciation

>> No.53893858

i'm scared

>> No.53893909

>>53893858
boo!

>> No.53893979

>>53893858
stop getting gaslighted by third worlders

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53893983

>>53893858
i'm scared too, anon. hold me ;_;

>> No.53894009

So wtf is a starting voice

>> No.53894076

>>53893181
it's obviously because of the hiatus. haachama isn't there either nigga

>> No.53894131

>>53893431
Stop making posts in both threads, falseflagging guttertrash.

>> No.53894135
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53894135

Rejizz Cuntare
Jackself Serious
Magnuts Deeznuts
Vesucker NoAHH
Gaping Butthole
Fansucking Choker
Mocking Sex Flaying
GokkunLuigi Sneedri

>> No.53894138

>>53894092

>> No.53894158
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>> No.53894166

>>53894138
You're too obvious. >>53894131

>> No.53894181

>>53894076
You would think they've gotten this done well before their unexpected hiatus which wasn't that long ago.

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53894241

>>53894181
I no longer want to think
Axel save me

>> No.53894245

>>53894009
5 recorded lines with their indroductions and shit like that

>> No.53894248

shit is going down..so what did vegni do?

>> No.53894253

Reminder that unlike haachama we still haven't gotten any update on the reason for the sudden "hiatus" and why it affected 2 members at the same time

>> No.53894255

>>53894181
Then thats on you for thinking Cover made them do this months in advance. Voice packs don't take that long to make when all you have to do is get them to record lines.

>> No.53894258

>>53894166
Just report it or ignore it, we know is the same guy doing it so why even bother

>> No.53894289

Guys pls don't respond to /#/retards. Better give me (You)s instead

>> No.53894302

>>53893471
This is going to be one of the best grudgeposts of all time, ganba Grudgeanon. I will kek at this retarded board forever if the hopium anons are right.

>> No.53894306

>>53894181
they might have and Cover is delaying the release (just like the anni merch). Also it's only 5 lines and they've been (officially) in hiatus since the 10th.

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>>53894289

>> No.53894326

Quick think about Hakkamama’s fat Latina ass

>> No.53894342

>>53893471
Grudgeanon I've fallen in love with you

>> No.53894348

>>53894289
Will (You) marry me?

>> No.53894356

Total /#/ death. Even the other fags on this board hate /#/.

>> No.53894376

Do you think the boys have ever jacked off to art of themselves/fem version of themselves?

>> No.53894391

>>53894376
bettel would

>> No.53894393
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>>53894241
>>53894326
Thank you Axel

>> No.53894404

>>53893471
Grudgeanon, I... tsuki ga kirei

>> No.53894424

>>53894376
Axel.

>> No.53894435

Wait, so the ending is tied to whether you headpat the ghost above or under water???

>> No.53894438

>>53894376
I would fuck my fem self if she was hot enough. So if I was them yeah I probably would jerk off to fem me if the art was good.

>> No.53894440

>>53893471
Even if the grudge doesn't come to pass. I will mag on this board in His name. Amen.

>> No.53894450

>rpr log in to the server
>not even 15 minutes and he already got stopped by police and item checked
i don't think Axel and rpr can do drugs anymore with the police this strict

>> No.53894454

>>53894166
This you? >>53894372

>> No.53894462

>>53894376
Axel totally has, he is really attached to Alice for some reason. Honestly I can see all of the VG guys doing it too.

>> No.53894463

>>53894289
You're so cute, Anon :)

>> No.53894481

>>53894376
Have you seen Alice and Regina
Magnolia too honestly

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53894492

>>53894289
(Chu~)

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>>53894440
TRUE MAGS NEVER DIE

>> No.53894516

>>53894450
Its probably because how badly they fucked up and they know they will try to do more.

>> No.53894522

I guess that “all activities including streaming” being paused really does mean ALL. Kinda sad, but I guess my copium now is them dropping a load of content upon return and rolling in a fat delayed paycheck. My magnoises…

>> No.53894527

>>53894289
Anon, the moon is beautiful tonight.

>> No.53894540

>>53894376
Definitely Axel and Flayon at least

>> No.53894554

>>53894289
You are looking extra cute today, just so you know.

>> No.53894573

>>53894540
but fem flayon is just flayon attached boobs

>> No.53894604

>>53894376
i bet shiny spicy had a jerk off session together when the monhun art dropped

>> No.53894609

>>53894522
Anons on this basket weaving board can't fucking read
>stopped for a while
>le graduation rrats
>all activities
>suprise when activities are actually stopped rrats
Remember that too many people /here/ have actual mental illnesses and everything begins to make sense again

>> No.53894636

>>53894393
Dude can you imagine how big her ass probably is
Imagine her bending over to get something in a low cabinet and “accidentally” wiggling her massive dumptruck at you
and then her skirt “accidentally” rides up to show she’s not wearing any panties and has a band-aid over her vag, leaving only her tight, slightly sweaty asshole exposed

>> No.53894645

>>53894522
I mean it makes sense. It would be weird as fuck to hear them in some merch thing after them being gone for over 2 weeks now. It wouldnt surprise me if all talents had a week before this thing dropped to send their audios but the boys have been gone way longer than that.
Also probably they have been taking more of a break than doing anything tempus related.

>> No.53894663

>>53894573
>attaching boobs to femflay
sacrilege

>> No.53894767
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53894767

Shinri's streams really are the best way to keep the menhera away. Time to head to bed before the effects wear off, good night /mans/.

>> No.53894794

>>53894573
>boobs
Fem flayon is a flat loli, you cannot change my mind

>> No.53894815

>>53894573
Would fem Flay have small boobs or big boobs? If she had small boots would she really look that different?

>> No.53894849

>>53894815
I really can't imagine Flay with big boobs at all

>> No.53894852

>>53894815
she should have small boobs or i will cut it out

>> No.53894887

>>53894794
>>53894815
>>53894849
>>53894852
You idiots
Pailoli FemFlay

>> No.53894888

>>53894815
Fem Flayon is just Flayon with a pussy.

>> No.53894907

>>53890232
yup, return to his roommate full time that is.

>> No.53894917

>>53894888
BASED
BASED
BASED

>> No.53894940

Grabbing Bettel's hair and rubbing my cock all over his face while he cries hnnnnnnnnn

>> No.53894986

>>53894636
All this is to say I want to bend Hakkamama over and rail her tight butthole as my hips clap against her big, wobbly cheeks

>> No.53894989

>>53894940
ew

>> No.53895011

>>53894888
a bit of make up and it'll do

>> No.53895013

>>53894888
if that was the case, flayon would really look amazing for a tomboy

>> No.53895014

>>53894888
this, and maybe a long hair

>> No.53895022

>>53894954

>> No.53895033

so only different about fem flay and original flay is the lower genital, right? then why we need nyota version?

>> No.53895045

>>53894888
is the voice the same?

>> No.53895063

>>53894888
Would

>> No.53895070

>>53894767
gn sleepymite

>> No.53895084
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53895084

What are the boys taste on women? (physically)

All I can remember is that Nowa liked tall, flat and big dumpy women.

>> No.53895089
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53895089

What's your favorite Machina X Flayon?
>Machina X Flayon (classic)
> Machina X Flayon (maid)
> Machina X Flayon (big penis)
> Machina X Flayon (doctor)
> Machina X Flayon (monkey)
> Machina X Flayon (autist)
> Machina X Flayon (schizophrenc)
> Machina X Flayon (ADHD)
> Machina X Flayon (cow bikini)
> Machina X Flayon (loli)
> Machina X Flayon (deep voice)
> Machina X Flayon (bodybuilder)
> Machina X Flayon (oppai loli)
> Machina X Flayon (flat oneesan)
> Machina X Flayon (bountiful oneesan)
> Machina X Flayon (mentally well)

CHOOSE

>> No.53895115

>>53895084
Axel likes nee-chans. I can only assume hags or people his age but with fat tits.

>> No.53895129

what's the sussiest thing they posted before this shitshow? It might have to do with this
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1676637224232955904

>> No.53895134

>>53895089
For me is Maid Flay, Big pp Flay and the loli flays named there. If it is all combined even better.

>> No.53895135

>>53895033
Fem flay has bigger thighs

>> No.53895146

>>53895084
they all like big dumpy and smaller chests. dunno about bettel actually

>> No.53895164

>>53895146
Didn't Bettel like dark short hair?

>> No.53895169

>>53895146
I know that bettel likes dom women like makima. If I have to guess he is vanilla, so just a normal woman with decent boobs and butt.

>> No.53895177

>>53895084
Most of them have said they appreciate everything but have a preference for fat asses/thighs
Also a lot of them like short hair

>> No.53895182
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53895182

Ahhhh-! I've been listening to Axel's new VP!!! Or collection of short VPs! They're all very charming and, I may have laughed a lot just from the first second- they are undeniably very Axel. I love them! The slight difference in his EN and JP voice was a surprise. But a welcomed one, gave each pack it's own identity and I really like that. I really do recommend them if you're an Axelotl! This guy must've been cooking a lot more in the background than we thought, I didn't expect these to come out at all so soon, and there's another extra surprise hidden in on of the files!!! Thank you for working hard Axel, I hope you had lots of fun with this!

>> No.53895282

>>53895084
>Axel
neechans, short hair, big dumpy/thighs
>Altare
cute, short hair, big dumpy
>Vesper
pettan, tall, big dumpy... feel like he also liked short hair
>Magni
mature/milf, big dumpy, short hair
>Shinri
B cups, big dumpy, breathing optional
>Bettel
short hair, classy
>Flayon
feminine, good dumpy
>Hakka
big dumpy, big booba, big big big big
Somebody liked glasses too but I can't remember

>> No.53895349

>>53895282
I feel like I've heard all of HQ agree that glasses were hot in some collab

>> No.53895440

>>53895282
>breathing optional
kek

>> No.53895450

>>53895282
>breathing optional
kek

>> No.53895488

>>53895440
>>53895450
now kiss

>> No.53895489

>>53895282
Wasn't Vesper also into the OL archetype?

>> No.53895496

>>53895282
Pearchads

>> No.53895508
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53895508

>>53895282
>breathing optional

>> No.53895522

>>53895406

>> No.53895523

>>53894940
ywnbam

>> No.53895535

>>53895282
Small tiddy and big dumpy is the goth girl body type

>> No.53895576
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53895576

>>53895496
>>53895282
Their ideal woman

>> No.53895591

Where the fuck is vesper

>> No.53895592

>>53895489
I'm like 99% sure I heard him praising pencil skirts at one point or another.

>> No.53895599

>>53895523
Rude!

>> No.53895621

>>53895591
In my bed, the sex is too good I can't let him go home sorry

>> No.53895625

Bro I already forgot how those 2 retards even sound like lol

>> No.53895661

>>53895489
Yes, I just didn't feel like adding any fashion taste since I pretty much only remember
>Axel
jirai kei
>Vesper
OL
>Bettel
goth/lolita

>> No.53895676
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53895676

Magni's waifu is basically a muscle woman with animal features

>> No.53895759

I just realized that women post here. Eugh

>> No.53895801
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53895801

chi

>> No.53895826

Gonna start an Etrian Odyssesy V playthrough with the HQ boys as the main party. Who gets what class?

>> No.53895885

>>53895282
So everyone loves ass. Based

>> No.53895905
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53895905

>>53895826S
Sorry bro, I don't know anything about that game but maybe our Etrian Odyssey "anon" will show up and help

>> No.53895910

I need more buntare and nyantare

>> No.53895968

>>53895084
>>53895282
Didn't Vesper say the tall, pettan, big dumpy was a bit and he wouldn't say his actual taste?

>> No.53896032

>>53895282
>Big big big big
Well, if something, I think that my backup plans are Hakka and Axel

>> No.53896053

>>53895968
nta idr him saying it was a bit but he's at least appreciated big ass on occasion

>> No.53896099

>>53896032
preference =/= only thing they're attracted to

>> No.53896215

>>53895968
It’s not his taste, no he said it’s more like what he looks like if he were a woman, or something

>> No.53896220

>>53896099
Of course I know that but it's some pattern overlap

>> No.53896252

>>53896215
Huh? i remember that zatsu and he definitely said it was his taste and that we weren't supposed to let that leave the stream

>> No.53896292
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53896292

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1682341167537729537

>> No.53896316
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53896316

>>53896292
I refuse

>> No.53896340
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53896340

>>53892231
Heal with cuteness

>> No.53896354

>>53891086
>the entire group didn't jump in for BOYS
no

>> No.53896373

>>53896252
In a different stream he said it wasn’t actually his type and it was a bit, in another later one he said it was more like what he’d look like as a woman

>> No.53896417

Vesperonii

>> No.53896516

>>53896373
i've seen all his streams except the lost menshi one and don't remember that
But i do know that he likes big dumpy which is all that matters to my fat ass

>> No.53896554

>>53896354
I was actually disappointed kek

>> No.53896581

>>53892231
>>53896373
THICCASS OJI CHEEKS

>> No.53896640

>>53896409
>>53896483

>> No.53896657

TIMELINE OF EVENTS

>Jul 6th: Vesper's temporarily locked out of his Google account (relevant?)
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1676719122657447936
>Jul 6th: Vesper's last activity on twitter and stream
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1676999746173673474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgWrs8skImI
>Jul 6th: Magni's previous to last stream, mentions collab with Vesper on Jul 9th.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mtq8htcL80&t=877
>Jul 7th: Magni's last activity on twitter and stream
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1677105564420292608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjoN6ZpZzs
>Jul 8th: Vesper's member stream???? dunno if it happened
>Jul 9th: Vesper and Magni collab - didn't happen, no explanation. According to some anons Magni mentioned it was "supposed to happen" during his last stream
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1675602744667942913
>Jul 10th: Management tweets about "stopping activities"
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1678333533650325506
>Jul 19th: Management tweets about postponing anniversary collab
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1681574599392108544
>Jul 21th: they're the only ones (with Chammers) not included in the new "starting voice" collection
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1682314485602631681
https://shop.hololivepro.com/collections/all?sort_by=manual&q=%22startingvoice%22
>RM status: Magni's has been tweeting normally, Vesper's has been silent for months

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53896676

Shinri with an eye tracker is doing things to me

>> No.53896703

>>53895282
I think Axel also likes red hair.. but maybe that's just on anime girls

>> No.53896724

>>53896657
Yes the Snowpiercer watchalong happened, retards. Menshi vesties would be screaming from the rooftops if it didn’t. Morning zatsu of the 9th was the missed one, and Magnoir art collab later in the day.

>> No.53896740
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53896740

Watching the hunt collab... Bettel's making some sussy noises bros...

>> No.53896757

>>53896740
he doesn't do it that much in collabs but we got a fair share. i do love it when he calls the boys "honey" though

>> No.53896758

>>53896740
is it fun I haven't watch the vod

>> No.53896792

>>53896516
NTA you were directly replying to but >>53895968
is me
I know the original tall, pettan, big dumpy stream was ages ago, but I think the followup was also a long time ago. I haven't kept up with Vesper's solo content in ages.

>> No.53896801

>>53896516
The clarification it isn’t necessarily his taste is clipped on youtube (or was, a lot of people purged their nowa clips in january) the second part might be forbidden knowledge that I thought he shared here because I watched him before stars and get confused sometimes, gomen

>> No.53896819

>>53896757
I think this is more than enough tbf
>>53896758
It's great actually, they're being really fucking goofy where I'm at right now my sides are in orbit

>> No.53896832

>>53895968
I think he said liking A-chan was a bit. He has a preference for tall/petan/big ass but he's not opposed to anything else. probably was just saying that to not hurt the SC'ers feelings since she was kinda chubby

>> No.53896854

>>53896703
Axel likes silver hair, that's what he said about Jill anyway

>> No.53896865

>>53896832
both were bits, also he’s an architect and went on a both sober and drunken rants about people who prioritize looks so on being ok with anything I think he’s sincere

>> No.53896866

What makes Gavis "loud funny haha" Bettel good in collabs when Flayon on the other hand is absolutely insufferable?

>> No.53896868

>>53896792
>>53896801
i guess i forgot all i know is that he's talked about ass recently-ish
>>53896801
Also watched him before and he was a big ass man

>> No.53896874

it's over...
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1682351364897210368

>> No.53896886

>>53896866
I prefer Flayon's loud is funny over Bettel's

>> No.53896893

>>53896868
yeah, i meant about it being what he’d look like as a girl

>> No.53896907

>>53896893
i'm dumb

>> No.53896909

>>53896724
Oh, are they spamming us with this to get us to do their research for them? I thought it was just to start arguments over crossposting and falseflagging ("do not repost elsewhere")

>> No.53896912

>>53896866
I don't like Bettel's loud funny haha either. But Bettel doesn't say things like "you have a big dick" so there is that

>> No.53896941

>>53896886
You are clinically insane

>> No.53896946
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53896946

Eri the japanese vesyume is going through it...the strongest vestie

>> No.53896974

>>53896032
Just lose weight to be healthier and not to fantasize about vtubers possibly liking you.

>> No.53896985

I haven't watched the last 2 hours of Axel's vod, going to now but did he mention whether he's going to stream GTA again today?

>> No.53897005
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53897005

you know how many times /#/'s harassed the girls fans about graduations when their oshis went on hiatus? for newbies just learn to ignore it lol

>> No.53897008

>>53896946
Oh man I havent heard of her since a while, I hope she is doing okay

>> No.53897022

>>53896854
Zetaxel bros...

>> No.53897023

>>53896865
>he's an architect
Idk why I laughed at this. I'm not even 12 anymore

>> No.53897032

>>53896801
Yeah I thought I remembered seeing it in a clip around the time I was falling out of the loop

>> No.53897041
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53897041

>>53897005
Oh so is the usual /#/ catalofagging? Who would've thought

>> No.53897045

>>53897022
Nowaxel sisters...

>> No.53897046
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53897046

>>53891042
>Altare, Shinri and Flayon's birthday projects
I know this is bait but Tempus has one of the most creative fanbases I've seen, especially when you consider their scale

Pic unrelated.

>> No.53897048

>>53896854
He's said he likes red and silver yeah

>> No.53897069

>>53897008
she's doing fine still, just worried like the rest of us. one of the most devoted tempus yumes I follow and she can barely even understand the guy

>> No.53897071

>>53897046
No, no, I think pic is related. Grandso love!

>> No.53897072

When the heck is axel waking up? rpr's been up for more than 2 hours waiting for him

>> No.53897092

>>53897072
Got invited to Ollie's 3D Showcase. Donmai

>> No.53897099

Translated clip of rpr and axel in jail
https://twitter.com/sickyume/status/1682332559223541760

>> No.53897102

>>53896865
why are most gym bros architects...there must be a science behind it

>> No.53897125

>>53897069
Isn't that cute? kinda reminds me how I used to watch hololiveJP and not understanding shit but still liking them a lot, I am sure a lot of people are in the same shoes. It wouldn't surprise me if the female japanese hakkito mostly liked hakka for his design and his music.

>> No.53897135

>>53897102
They were fat once and found the appeal of fat in others.

>> No.53897162

>>53897102
he’s not even close to the only bi one i know of either kek

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53897185

>muh architect
yeah this is cope, join a fucking gym bitches

>> No.53897236
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53897236

Enough of the boys type, what about yours?

>> No.53897249

>>53897125
wouldnt be surprised either. his design is gorgeous and his music is pretty good too. noticed a slight rise in Japanese Tempura after VG debuted so design must have a lot to do with it

>> No.53897268 [SPOILER] 
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53897268

>>53897236
Cute laugh, reliable, cool, dorky sense of humor, perfect for cuddles

>> No.53897278
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53897278

>> No.53897282

>>53897236
>>53884952

>> No.53897285

>>53897236
red hair, shounen voice, androgynous, considerate, funny man (girl is okay too)

>> No.53897303
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53897303

>> No.53897304
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>>53897236

>> No.53897319

>>53897304
same

>> No.53897338
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53897338

>>53897236
fellow schizoid that dislikes being too emotionally open with people and has paranoia over everything. perfect for a commitment-phobe like me

>> No.53897422
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53897422

>>53897236
I am a simple person, I just like big asses, everything else doesnt matter to me. It could be a girl or a guy. If they are a nice person and they are cute that's just a plus.

>> No.53897519
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53897519

>>53897236
Whoever likes me dawg my standards are LOW. Prefer long hair, big yiddies, ass is whatever. Height doesn't matter, I am a small person so it's more about if they care about people under 6'.

>> No.53897531

>>53897236
Tall funny fellow that doesn't wallow in regrets

>> No.53897534

>>53897249
Wouldn't suprise me if Hakka has a decent japanese fanbase honestly. His design is very japanese, he does a lot of japanese covers and he participates a lot with senpai in big events. He is even learning japanese right now, so I am sure a lot of people would find it charming for him to drop some japanese words here and there.

>> No.53897540

>>53897236
Tall woman with a long neck and no tits and no ass. That is the perfect woman

>> No.53897546

>>53897185
>el no sabe

>> No.53897554

>>53897540
female giraffe?

>> No.53897575

>>53897236
A woman

>> No.53897627

>>53897236
I like weird girls that wear pastel fashion menheras basically

>> No.53897672
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53897672

>>53897236
Cute but wears the pants in the relationship. Could be bigger or smaller than me, from gym twink or slim femboy proportions. Is physically touchy with me and very teasey, beit with his words or his hands ruffling me up in all sorts of ways. Would let me switch on him if I'm particulary bratty that day but then bodily reminds me who's on top.

>> No.53897702
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53897702

>>53897236
Cute silly boys

>> No.53897763
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53897763

Is Axel streaming or no? If not I need to have a little nap.

>> No.53897802

>>53897763
he'll stream a bit later, I think after Ollie's 3D

>> No.53898036

>>53897236
Straight to the point in arguments, long hair, figure should be whatever she desires but at least D-sized breasts and that understands me and can get behind excessively extended explanations.

>> No.53898161

>>53897236
Body or Personality???

>> No.53898196
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53898196

>>53897236
Someone that's real

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53898223

>>53898196
Bro...

>> No.53898242

>>53897540
Wow. You also described my type
Perfect for chokeplay!

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53898250

I think the ohmonah shit is ugly but I will buy it to support my oshi.
I'm a hag so it doesn't really suit me and I can't find materials info for their other merch so it's probably all polyester shit and I won't wear it anyway. Onto my Helga Pataki-style oji shrine it goes.

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