/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

CHIHIRO LOVE

does this bear actually sleep

made this in my spare time, use appropriately

>>5389304
I want to grow old with Chihiro but I am a useless dad. The suffering of proximity will have to do.

Good day, Dads!

I feel like the updated model is going to get her lots of new soon, it's so fucking good

New clip is up, it is just some cute highlights from last night. https://youtu.be/woOO4sXsVFQ

Clip related:
http://poal.me/s51lal
http://poal.me/fefzjr
http://poal.me/6jyjjl

>>5389904
But I don't watch the clips because I saw all the streams live.

Just when I was slowly separating myself on an emotional level from her I get pulled right back in with just one stream. What is this madness?!

>>5389904
>corner bear returns
this was one of her best moments ever

>>5389956
she holds too much power over us

>>5389956
You know it's bad when I Got You by Stone Temple Pilots reminds you of Beatani. Just replace the drugs with Bea.

>>5389213
Good morning bear

requested some listener shota ryona. Hopefully it comes sooooon.

>>5389896
>>5389904

I got autistic yesterday and didn't post this because I was too busy editing out the lines on my lined paper.

Here is my love letter.

Bros I had the weirdest dream involving Bea and the TV show The Office. She was actually Pam and when the camera crew entered her room Jim was lying down in her bed and she was in the bathroom turning into Beatani. Jim had a laptop and was wearing a VR headset and when Pam, now Bea, jumped into the bed with him she started talking with her broken english and then the camera crew left.

The dream then transitioned to me and Jan (another character from The Office), but with the body of one of my real life co-workers trying to get off work so we could stop Bea and Jim from having sex. Aparently Jan was Jim's ex. Oh instead of working in an office we worked at a store inside the mall filled with school desks.

At some point we couldn't exist the mall so she gave up and tried to stick a needle in my fingernail to 'seduce' me, but I stopped it because I still wanted to find Bea, so I ran and managed to get into an escalator. The escalator was unfinished though and people kept falling over, even a woman with her baby on a stroller fell to the void. I woke up shortly after but I don't remember if I fell too. Bea definitelly had sex with Jim, though there's no way I could've made it in time.

>>5390206
>I was too busy editing out the lines on my lined paper
top kek

>>5390206
Dad, I don't know if she will be able to understand your handwriting

>>5390206
Tweet it at her now

>>5390266
It's okay as long as my feelings reach her

>>5389956
Thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzE02SJWxfo

>>5390206
I like your handwriting, despite your blaspheming against Christ in favor of Beatani!

I love this cute, funny, talented, sweet, and dasai bear!

>>5389904
I watch all streams live so I don't watch the clips, but I think they are useful to new people or dads who miss a stream.

>>5390281
I don't want Bea to know who I am, just my feelings for her
>>5390333
Thanks anon, for me Beatani has taken the place of Christ in my heart. The scales have fallen from my eyes and I've realized Jesus is kind of cringe.

>>5390481
>for me Beatani has taken the place of Christ in my heart.
The cult rrat is real

Haa....


I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING DICK INSIDE BEATANI'S CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH MY CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF CUM INSIDE BEATANI AND MAKE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I can't believe groomers meme'd her into staying on YouTube. She would grow much faster on Twitch where there are many more EOPs to pick up

I love Beatrice

>>5391560
why would you want her to grow you imbecile?

>>5391560
retard dad 52iq

Seriously my heart is not strong enough for this

>>5391560
While it's true that Twitch is better by a large margin for indies, I know you're posting this just to bait answers. It's a lost argument here.

>>5391560
Twitch doesn't have instant VOD, that makes it shit by default for me.

>>5391729
It has

Next stream:
"Uh oh dadchamas something's come up and I have to handle it. I'll be back in 5 minutes."

>>5391564
t.

>>5390185
Looking forward to it

>The minecraft arc starts in a few hours
Dads, I have a bad feeling

>>5390162
Why would Chihiro do this?

>>5390206
This is top tier

>>5391765
>The color of the hood is now blue
What the fuck does it mean...

>>5391704
Just wait for the stagnation menhera arc

>>5391765
I might skip that one if I'm tired, I have seen too many minecraft streams

>>5391821
Her personalities are becoming one and finting a balance

>>5391827
Dad, you are going to miss the big cock she is going to build

>>5391821

>>5391659
Here's the gif in higher quality
https://files.catbox.moe/vtb0mf.gif

When I was in college one of my best friends started doing vidya videos on youtube and it was fun and stuff.
But then she started wearing makeup and dressing up for the videos
And then we started hearing from her less and less
I havent talked to her in 7 years

Not that this has anything to do with bea of course

Unpopular opinion but something about new model's mouth kind of unsettles me.
Don't get me wrong I like the new one a lot and the rigging is also great but whenever she opens her mouth widely it feels like something is wrong with it.
Maybe it seems too big or something.

I want to nuzzle the hair of the perfectly soft and feminine Chisato, but I thought about holding Chihiro's hand when I was falling asleep last night. I hope that's not considered cheating in the database.

>>5391560
I hate you, not because you're wrong, but because I don't want to read for the 100th time the same retarded points made by people who discovered streaming with Hololive and youtube and have no idea what they're talking about and just regurgitate the same misinformations they've read here over and over

>>5391659
I CAAAAAN'T

>>5391821
she has been replaced by superior daughter
Chihiro
more mature, calm and collected

>>5391892
It lacks depth when wide open and at an angle, is that it?

>>5391883
Really great work

>>5391827
I could watch minecraft h24 7/7

>>5391922
he's still wrong

Are you here singing guitar anon? I liked your song and wanted it to get more exposure so I took your song and made a very simple video to put over it. I hope you don't get embarrassed by my lazy 2.1 second loop being put over your song.

https://youtu.be/4oQ7kljJaOA

>>5391892
It's just that you are not used to it and therefore it feels off. Happened to me during the last minor model update. Eventually you will like it, probably.

>>5390525
look at this smug fucking mesugaki face aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Beatani Ch. has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a month ago, I thought the premise of her channel was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Remote Kid was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first stream. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with all of them. That was three weeks ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the channel and the characters. I started daydreaming that I was a member of her channel, or that I had become a vtuber myself. I suddenly had a craving for coke air, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been breathing these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two weeks ago, I watched the birthday streams. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Beatani. All I want from life is to be able to hold Beatani and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Beatani. Her channel's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no polar bear, not hot." All I can fap to is Beatani Koikatsu scenarios. I see Chihiro's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Beatani cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for korokke. I don't care about any other vtubers, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Beatani dakimakura that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word menhera.

Come to me, Beatani! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not menhera, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.

>>5392007
Good work

>>5391892
I think the mouth is absolutely perfect, it may seem weird at first but it gives her a fucking wide range of new expressions
Seriously, Bea is very good at this, she could be earning lots of money if she tried to go freelance and start accepting commissions from other vtubers

>>5392107
This, but unironically and a lot less cringe

>>5391944
Yeah I think that is what was bothering me. It kinda looks like her tongue is too big and she's about to chock on it.
>>5392039
Maybe you are right anon.

>>5392136
It's genuinely impressive she did this herself.

>>5391765
Hopefully running Minecraft doesn't kill her PC chama too hard. Passpartout was lagging pretty hard at the end. Thankfully Minecraft has an FPS slider in the settings.

>>5392219
>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1406399980051451910
She is just the best, we don't deserve this shitty bear

I really want a /yah/craft server, but the more I think about it the less likely an official one seems. I think she wants to do it but is worried that everyone wouldn't be included. Also, dads would be riding her dick constantly and lots of people love to grief. I could see the server getting raided. A dad only unofficial one might be fun but they'll probably just stick to /vt/craft. We're reaching the point in her career progression where interaction with fans is going to become less and less personal, which is a good thing for her growth and long term prospects but it makes me sad too. I'm going to miss our interactions. Not trying to doompost. Bea love!

>>5391738
who watches vods on twitch?
no one.
even twitch streamers put there vods on youtube,

>>5392289
I really don't think it would be that bad, and I think a lot of great things can come from it, the potential for community creation is huge, it's not that different from twitter if you're worried about "names"

>>5392007
Too mendokusai to make a throwaway youtube and twitter account so thanks. Got a few more ideas that'll be posted here whenever I record em

>>5392349
Beatani said she liked the song on twitter so please make more.

>>5392136
she could do rigging streams as commisssions

>>5392289
She's not a numberfag so I don't think viewership growth is a concern for her

These threads get cringier every day.

How many players can be online at the same time on a minecraft server?

Is there any other chuuba whose roommate has been integrated into the lore, and in such a tactful manner no less?

>>5392420
Hundreds

>>5392414
as said by an anon dad

>>5392289
overreaction, it would just be nice and many newbies would just fool around while autists build bea status and redstone systems

Am I the only one who wants to play minecraft just to destroy what others have done?

>>5392414
And you're quite the contributor

>>5392531
Nope, that's the only reason I play minecraft.

This whole Chihiro thing gets more and more confusing. What is the true nature of XP hill and why would escaping it cause her streams to end? Is becoming hunan again an allegory for embracing vanilla, paying off a debt, or escaping a black company? One day after this is all over I want to write a thesis and earn a Ph.D. in Beatani Studies.

>>5392531
You know that its bannable on many servers?

>>5392531
especially what zia has done

>>5392349
If you want I could try to make another short animation loop for your coming song and then upload it like I did now. Would you like that? I will only do it if you're on board of course, it's your music after all.

>>5392531
>>5392551
This is why a server probably wouldn't work.

>>5392450
This was the thing that worried her the most about a hypothetical /yah/ server, so I think we should be fine for now with her current viewer numbers
But I think it's too fucking soon to think about it, we don't even know yet if she likes to stream minecraft

>>5392584
We will find out as things happen. For now we only know about Chihiro.

>>5392508
Actually it makes sense. I might have to pull a Mr. Hands to get noticed by Bea.

>>5392584
Escaping the XP hill means no more polar bear, it's not hard to understand.

>>5391560
>many more EOPs
Eww

>>5392584
Chihiro is Bea's vision of how she would need to be to fit in society. A normie bitch that loves sex and hates kimo ota

>>5392730
unsettling.

>>5391560
numbers and more numbers, can't you enjoy things without worrying about numbers?

>>5392678
Ok that's the surface level explanation but what does it actually mean? Is she pissed off at herself for making herself stream and wants to stop? Since she's said this from the beginning I doubt it. Maybe she's mad at herself for being somewhat of a shut-in and getting out of XP hill means dating and a busy social life.

>>5392730

>>5391560
I dont think Beatani cares about growth.

When Beatani and Chihiro finally fusion, she will have brown hair, glasses, no bear ears, a red and blue sweater, and she will upload in NND.

>>5392801
You're overthinking simple lore.

>>5392593
Go ahead

>>5392730
How would you interpret this in that light? Punished but enjoying it?

>Escaping the XP hill
Bea's current life status, locked in home since the start of the pandemic, missing her friends IRL, her mother wanting her to find a boyfriend, huge mood swings, a shitty part time job and no hope for the future

>>5392849
Mental masturbation is fun.

>>5392849
I'm going to make an 8 hour long video essay on Beatani lore and you can't stop me.

>>5392885
At this point Chihiro has become her own character, that's also why she is older than Bea
Bea self inserts herself as the ugly bastard and wants to rape her

>>5392801
"Escaping from XP Hill" can be read as a term of self actualization wherein the entertainer will no longer need to rely on the internet for their needs. This is of course a reflection of dads, moms, brothers, sisters, and friends who have trapped themselves in their own insular online realities and need to rely on Beatani for their interpersonal gratification.

It's an interesting social dynamic to explore while enjoying a cute and funny bear!

Here's a question to find out how crazy she is: does she keep a database of her IRL friends? When she starts dating, will she keep one of potential suitors? Will she keep one on her eventual children?

>>5392592
Everything will be booby-trapped

>>5393021
yes to all

>>5392987
So, you are saying that she will never graduate, right? We are going to be together forever

>>5392987
I think you're on to something. I wonder if Bea is interested in philosophy.

>>5393052
I want to belieb

>>5393022
that's what I was thinking

>>5393054
She spouted some really radical internet related philosophy in that too fast rpg stream.

hiding bea's glasses!
making her get really close to me so she can clearly see me!

I want to know more about Bea and I want her to know more about me. The problem is that it also reveals it to crazy dads.
t. crazy dad

>>5393234
Our glasses knocking into each other's during an intense make out session!

>>5393234
>dadchama you fucking retard, have you hidden my glasses again?

>>5393234
Making a move as she approaches!

I am so hyped for the minecraft stream, but I don't know if I'll be able to resist back seating.

>>5392885
She put on a dominating act and try to put down any masculinity sign around her (transforming her viewers into females, then otokonoko, or small animals). It's to fight her inner fear mixed with desire to be shown her place as a girl and fit in her stereotypical view of what women are meant to be, probably not helped by her consumption of porn.

>>5393289
hidden? they're in plain view, why don't you come closer?

>>5393230
That's what DMs are for anon

>>5393052
Best case scenario Bea graduates and is able to find personal happiness off of XP hill. Worst case scenario: Bea finds happiness entertaining dads, moms, brothers, sisters, and friends and stays on XP hill forever.

>>5393331
She's afraid of opening the door for her M side which requires to show a vulnerable side

>>5392885
me and my wife

Anyone else trying to learn Japanese to understand her better? I know she will probably graduate before I "finish" learning it, but I will be able to console myself with big anime titties. You have to focus on the bright side.

>>5393397
I want the worst case scenario...

>>5392885
I don't like this drawing, I think it's a girl being raped in a twisted form of punishment by someone she trusts.

>>5393497
That's exactly why I love it

bea's desire to dom listener-chan is just a front
you grab her hand and she'll completely melt and become helpless
I'm certain of this

>>5393331
I think she just believes we're all pathetic vtuber watching cretins who get off to an anime bear girl stepping all over them.

>>5393529
Nice try, but I watched her drinking streams and birthday stream

>>5393397
It almost feels like we are writing the plot of a Visual Novel about Bea. It'd have multiple routes, each one of them starring a different version of Bea (JP Bea, regular Bea, menhera Bea, Chihiro and Chisato)
To unlock the true ending you have to finish all the routes, delete your save data, DM the real Bea on twitter and tell her that you love her enough to let her go and start a new life without you

>>5393397
The best case is I marry her and we raise a beautiful family with quirky but smart and funny children that everyone loves. We would die in bed together at an old age as our hearts give out after one last earth shattering orgasm. My soul erupts from my nutsack as we lie dead in a heap of old people sex fluids to be found by our grandchildren, our rictus grins forever impressed upon their minds.

>>5393451
>Anyone else trying to learn Japanese to understand her better?
No, but she does motivate me to study harder.

>>5393529
She wouldn't be entirely wrong...

>>5393451
yeah, Bea has motivated me to pick up my reps again

>>5393364
Ask meyers briggs anon how that worked out.

>>5393529
I mean, I didn't used to but these days it's certainly a mild interest of mine I guess.

>>5393497
I think that's what she was going for. In vino veritas and all that jazz.

>>5393451
way ahead of you for exactly 1 year this month

Dads, I think there's a bear... among us

>>5393529
I don't like being dominated by a woman (or anyone really) but she's funny and I genuinely like her so I just ignore it.

>>5393552
Kino as fuck my dude

Sadly, Bea is too tiny to handle my dick. Small dick dads are so lucky

>>5393662
You don't want to give your everything to Bea?

>>5393552
I will make a Bea VN one day since I can code it a bit and draw. And I'm taking notes of this right now

>>5393637

>>5393651
sus
>>5393680
It's why she wants a Japanese husband

>>5393331
>desire to be shown her place as a girl and fit in her stereotypical view of what women are meant to be
When I will meet a girl that doesn't desire that? I'm starting to think Beatani might not be that girl.

>>5393513
Oh yeah I'm totally sure about that too
She's projecting

>>5393680
Wow, you know so much about her cunny diameter. Do you know whether she likes phimosis?

>>5393686
I want to take everything from her and give it all back with more as a sign of my love.

>>5393680
Post it or fuck off. An angle from above too, none of that from below fish eye bullshit.

>>5393691
I can code and compose music but can't draw.. time for a conceptual VN with abstract art

>>5393529
Sounds spot on

>>5393691
I have made visual novels. It's incredibly easy programming wise, the most common way to make them is with renpy which is just basic python. It's barely even programming I would say. Everyone can do it probably just by reading the manual.

>>5393773
Want to work together on it?

Beatani v3 will further converge

>>5393776
It's so she can correlate posts on here. But yeah she's domming and he loves it kek.

>>5393792
Right now the scenario seems pretty vague but I'd definitely be down to at least compose and contribute code on the git
I've done a few VN with Ren'py as well if you thought about using it.

>>5392434
It is actually interesting how Bea manages to be more authentic than most vtubers while also being true to her kayfabe more than most vtubers at the same time. Even chuubas who put on a fake cutesy act will usually talk about their everyday life without pretense even if they are supposed to live in a different realm from ours. Bea is actually very consistent about saying her stories about Japan pertain to her life as a human and she is on XP Hill now. Even her job is pulling weeds at the request of cats. Chihiro is her only interaction with the real world directly.

>>5393691
Include graphic sex scenes that would make a normie vomit onegai.

>>5393776
CTchama is just a spineless wiener, who is also using this as reps material, and as such is the only reason bea can be this confident.
put your foot down and she'll run off with her cute stubby bear tail between her legs

>>5393552
The most attractive part about Beatani's production is the collaborative nature in which she permits the dads to interact with the creation of the content. Very surprising to find such a clever bear able to synthesize and produce such responsive arcs for her audience in real time even if she is stupid and cringe. I hope we'll see more of Chihiro reproducing classic niconico videos and producing a vintage jp meme review complete with painfully awkward explanations of all the jokes.

>>5393852
couldnt blame him really

>>5393864
I've used Ren'py in the past too. Whenever you feel it's the time for it, DM the purple blob artdad if you use Twitter. In the meantine, we can keep seeing how the Bea lore grows.
>>5393883
We will see

>>5391560
I know dads love to concern about her yabs getting her banned or something, but on twitch they're actually way more likely to. Twitch streamers have to be paranoid about showing or drawing even cavemen tier depictions of dicks, let alone sexually torturing a pichu or homeless oji-san porn magazines.

>>5393782
I was super active in the renpy community 10 years ago and it's a wonderful program
However you can definitely make more with it if you know how to code. If you want something a bit in depth audio-wise you can play with the different channels and have multiple loops and songs that are divided in 3 (intro, looping part, ending) to better phase in and out of ambiances

One day she will have us all groomed and conditioned to respond exactly how she likes. A slave hive mind.

>>5393805

so how do I get beatani into koikatsu? Is there a download anywhere?

Eating a dollar bill out of homeless dad's ass!

>>5394044
Tugging on those braids from behind... UOOOOH

>>5393991
>she then realizes this has killed all of the fun of streaming for her
>desperately tries to ungroom dads
>it's impossible
>she gives up and vanishes
>mass dad suicide

>>5394052
Listener-chan is such a dirty slut!

>>5393552
I think it could be extended even outside of simply Beatani, as in, the different paths someone is faced with as a young adult having or not to fit into society, the different paths you named seem to be different way to go about it.
It's a theme typical of works like NHK ni youkoso etc.

>>5393991
Bea is good.

>>5394136
The cigarette really ties the ojisan ugly bastard vibe together.

>>5394168
Good....

>>5394168
Good.

What's bea's type, physically?

>>5393552
More ideas:
>The game is based on interacting with her using a fictional twitter
>She will start behaving differently based on what tweets you reply, and how you choose to do so
>If you are too cringe (overly concerning dad, reply guy...) she will start to actively disliking you (ignoring your tweets), and if you fuck up enough times she will end up blocking you and the game will be over
>She will change her avatar and her bio based on what route you are playing
>DM sex for the endings

>>5393872
Honestly it's down to just a few keyword changes tho

>>5394210
Fat and ugly

>>5394210
Shaymin

>>5394210
furry and underage

>>5392289
I don't own minecraft. Do you think her server will allow any "ahoy" players if she makes one? Or is that too mendokusai to set up?

Also I joined the /vt/craft server some time ago. Its pretty fun. Maybe we can invite Bea to visit it one day (off stream since it is quite NSFW)

>>5394210
Her roommate or what she wants to fuck?
Roommate is standard small Japanese woman with a certain wiry strength
Fuckmeat is small furry creatures

you niggas are unironically writing letters on paper to japanese menhera bear. Holy fuck you are autistic.
Anyway, this will be 3rd stream that I have to skip because of work. I want to end it all

>>5394212
This sounds great too

>>5394212
fireworks simulator

>>5394289
Send this dad to the reeducation camp, his cult grooming is obviously not advanced enough.

>>5393953
No, it's always relative to your size
Plenty of shit is done unpunished on both youtube and twitch as long as it's from small streamers no one bother to report
carol had literal nazi symoblism in her layout and read loli porn on stream for weeks without worry until someone posted it on /vt/ and got her banned a while after

>>5394044
This feels too french

>>5394157
thought about that as well
Bea story is a common issue especially in Japan, which lead to many hikkis even if Bea took a different route, but is yet undecided as to where to take it

https://youtu.be/1mxEoA3G9Wg

>>5394047
Here are the cards for Chisato, Beatani, and Risuna: https://files.catbox.moe/0y6wgm.zip
Put the pngs in UserData/chara/female/

>>5394440
Yeah

>>5393552
>>5394157
>>5394434
This is unironically great material to write a good story

>>5394472
Thank you

>>5394345
I wasn't actually thinking about that, but it'd be fun if you could also interact with other dads and unlock the Risuna-chan route

>>5394345
Lost my interest

>>5394345
I will take him from Bea and make him mine.

>>5394583
risuna-chan route is the canonical ending, but it's also the easiest to fuck up.
>>5394757
based, be sure to put him in cute costumes and dm the pictures to her.

>>5394345
Would rather play as remotekid, at least his route has H-scenes.

>>5394583
...What about Remote Kid?

>>5394210
me

I want to play as Risuna and get chikaned by homeless dad on the train.

>>5394822
Comic relief side character present in all routes, like Kenji in katawa shoujo

>>5395017
Even Kenji gets a route.

lmao can you imagine Beatani playing this game and failing to groom herself?

Day 42 of NoReps... I edged too close dads...
I'm sorry Bea-tan... I'll start over... Haaa...

>>5394399
>>5394044
tabun

>>5394289
>>5394358
dads are unwittingly performing esoteric occult rituals for an internet menhara bear by producing and publishing content like that

the only hope is that these raw very tangible forces are directed towards good. everyone have a fun time and enjoy yourself okay?

>>5395151
ahhh hnngg cute

>>5395139
Oh no.....

>>5395151
Oui oui

>>5395165
Before beatani I sat on my ass and watched youtube and anime for 12 hours a day. After Beatani I still sit on my ass for 12 hours a day but now I spend at least part of that time producing something myself for this community instead of only passively taking in content. Which feels nice.

>>5395151
Peut-être

>>5395151
pas mal...

>>5395165
I can't wait for the big izakaya Listener-Bea meetup where she hands out suspiciously ricin smelling drinks! Fun fun fun!

>>5395139
You failed noreps? This is the saddest day on xp hill yet.

>>5395151
je manger le petite infante.

>>5395165
I will make Beatani real! Dads collective delusions shall will her into existence!

>>5395290
>izakaya
I would love to go with dads and specially Bea

>>5395199
>>5395291
Like she said… it takes courage to start over… I was beginning to think crazy thoughts of contacting exes for sex..

>>5395139
Icarus chama... This truly is the final yab. Unsubbed, cancelled, blocked.

>>5395139
Welp... It was fun while it lasted.

>>5395259
Same more or less

>>5395165
Making shitposts has been a good way to keep up my editing reps, and they seem to be at least somewhat appreciated in the community, so it's been pretty nice motivation-wise

>>5395139
Ehh, you failed? What a horny loser retard dad.

>>5395139
At least show us what got you.

I'm enjoying the twitter banner

WHEN IS BEA
I NEED HER NOW OR I WILL DIE

>>5395413
god i wish bea would call me that haa... haa...

>>5395356
Internalizing the teachings of cult guru Beatani. I admire your faith brotherdad.

>>5395426
Nothing special..
https://www.xvideos.com/video63131035/condom_accidentally_broke._real_fertilization_and_surprise_creampie_compilation

>>5395259
It's twenty twenty one and strange japanese christmas cakes are forming up bands of roving internet goslings to create a tangible representation of her depression nest complete with a metastabilized kenomimi tulpa projecting onto some hapless twitter user in the form of remote kid.

>>5395327
I believe in the you that believes in Betani becoming real. Keep up the good work dads!

>>5395400
uuoohhh wholesome NHK redemption arc

>>5395433
The kusogaki face fits it perfectly.

>>5395505
>irl 3d people
absolutely disgusting, such filth!

>>5395505
Why the hell were you actively seeking out pornography when trying to do no reps? You were almost at two months, surely by now you would have replaced that urge with something more productive

>>5395505
Disgusting!

>>5395505
Based, this is one of my fetishes too.

>>5395505
>accidental

>>5395542
After week 3 real people was the only thing that got me up

>>5395505
What is this normie shit? Where's the anime girls?

>>5395559
Yeah I'm a little confused to this one, I didn't realize noreps dad was edging himself every day. Is that still practicing noreps? I'm not sure.

>>5395559
I've actually been very productive these past six weeks but I couldn't help myself when the urge came around at times

>>5395139
F
At least my June streak is still going.

>>5395505
gross, there's a man's hairy anus

>>5395426
It doesnt work if you edge. You have to stop it at the start, because if you edge you're destined for failure.

>>5395505
3d? whatever bro.

>>5391560
poggers

I'll try not to edge this time... NoReps round two... Let's gooo... Haa...

I think it would be fun to take some industrial grade psychedelics with meyers briggs dad and philosophize about Bea and life. I might even escape with both my kidneys.

I've been tabbing between this thread and porn. Just came 5 minutes ago as I'm sure you were dying to know.

>>5395559
Not him but looking at porn is actually a good way of blowing off some steam. As long as you don't actually fap to it, you'll get tired of being horny so you'll revert to normal.

>>5395681
im on two weeks tomorrow and its a wonder how you done it
this bear will break my willpower...

>>5395356
no reps dad is experienced...

>>5395681
Ganbare!

>>5395681
I don't wanna hear about you anymore after having been made witness to this digusting 3d shit

>>5395681
Good luck no reps. I don't know what came to your mind when thinking of going full lunatic mode with edging. Even so, I'm rooting for you my abstaining friend. Good luck, gaymer.

Does Chihiro wear panties, and how much do they cost?

Imagine Beatani's disappointment when she finds out noreps dad didn't lose noreps to her.

>>5395745
To the database!

>>5395505
he’s masking the fat nut he busted with the model reveal as this normie shit
i’m onto you no reps dad

>>5395743
I just passed one week. The lewd passpartout stream was pain.

>>5395815
How could you break your daughter's heart like that? Do you not love her?

>>5395841
a drawing for that soon it's almost done

>>5395815
He doesn't deserve Bea

>>5395681
Why would you even edge on no reps? You're insane.

>>5395505
>3rd

One of the slots on the Minecraft server is for who wins the best cum tribute contest

I don't know if it is the heat or chuubas or both, but I've gotten much hornier lately where some days feel I need to masturbate twice a night. I've honestly never done it to Bea even though I do find her sexy.

>>5395902
I want to fuck the tree rrat

>>5395844
unlikely but if she does a ring fit stream with the new glasses model it is over with no resistance
just the thought alone...

>>5395433
New face is a miracle of the universe

After 90 days of no reps Bea comes over and you shoot the fattest load of your life all over her face and glasses.

I admit I had no sexual thoughts about Beatani before, but since her update and those damn teasing expression I must say it changed something in me... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>5396004
I'm thinking I'm fuckin'. SEX

>>5395902
>>5395956
I'm kinda surprised there isn't much overlap between our fanbases. We are most similar to each other on this board, generals full of hornyposters who like a weird chuuba for their shitposts.

>>5396004
>if you fuckin
kek

>>5395793
They're black with red stripes to contrast Bea's, and she doesn't sell them because my wife is not a bicchi.

>>5395815
Not only that, but basic 3d porn too... could hardly be worse

>>5396030
That face while she's slowly edging you

>>5396028
>over her glasses
top cultured dad

>>5396030
Is that sooooo...?

>>5396056
And they're both /here/

>>5396030
I have to put this kusogaki in it's place!!!! uuooooohhh

>>5396117
>>5396086
This really hits perfectly my tastes... this is rough

>>5395815
I'm severely disappointed myself. 3d porn? A mans hairy ass in full view? What the fuck. If he blew his load to a beatani lewd I could understand but not this.

Did anyone else notice how she darkened her skin color? She's tacitly admitting to being a gyaru.

You guys don't understand... after a few weeks of NoReps anything weird I was into before didn't interest me and vanilla taste was all I needed...

>>5396199
She didn't darken anything, it's the karaoke light filter. here's how she looks without it.

>>5396199
I thought it was related to her interest for Africa, given how she keeps drawing hobo dad as a black man

>>5396210
That's how Bea escapes XP hill. No reps until it is done.

>>5396210
that's how it works yeah
beatani doing no reps would do wonders for her fetishism

>>5396210
I don't care, stop bringing up that disgusting 3d shit I don't come to /vt/ to see that or think about that

>>5396056
Treerat was my oshi before Beatani. I still watch both though.

>>5396219
My hopes dashed upon the cruel shore of reality once again

>>5389213
Anybody know what the "irregular diary" the oil barons get is?

I want to bump my membership level up but I also don't want the attention.

>>5396316
Small blogposts posted infrequently. Not a big deal.

>>5396220
It's not black, it's just part of the ugly bastard aesthetic to have dark skin, does not have anything to do with african ancestry. Lots of ugly bastard hentai have dark skinned male characters even though they clearly are japanese.

>>5389652
reminds me of this guy

>>5396210
Oh don't worry, I've been there. I did noreps for about the first four months of this year, at a certain point the most vanilla stuff gets you rock hard

>>5396316
occasional blogposts and the time in between them being posted is completely random, don't upgrade just for them

>>5396392
Burgers are obsessed with nigs and think all dark skinned characters are the same thing. Whether on their knees as a form of white guilt or "buck breaking" it is all pretty gay really.

>>5395139
No...

Hey dads are any of you familiar with this shit https://vtubie.com/ ?
Should I add Bea there or is that just a waste of time?

>>5395681
Sorry, you are dead for me now

>I want to bump my membership level up but I also don't want the attention.
No one gives a real fuck about the oil balons, upgrade if you want to support bea more and you are curious about knowing a little more about her. It's just as simple as that.

>>5396838
>Go to FAQ
>vTubie is the wholesome
Stopped reading there.

>>5396838
>Join the vtubie discord!
yeah no fag

>>5396938
ye, aside from the initial chat celebration it doesn't matter to most people

>>5396316
>>5396938
I'd recommend to send her money through steamlabs and stay on emote kid/family level, dont give Susan her cut. Her occasional blogposts are not worth it
t. Oil Balon

>>5396316
There are enough members and membership entries on the daily that it really doesn't bring attention to any one person anymore. centipede_suisei.jpg

>>5397113
This. Except another dad told me that bea got all my personal info when I donated to her through streamlabs. Which is kind of hot.

>>5396838
Looks like shit and loads slow

>>5397191
You will be in her cute and funny spreadsheet, dont you want to be there?

>>5396838
That's a yab and a half waiting to happen

>>5397113
I agree with all of this, but
>Her occasional blogposts are not worth it
This varies entirely from person to person, she could be just posting pictures of rocks every couple of weeks and I'm sure that someone would find some kind of value on them tabun maybe

>>5397339
25 glorious freedom sheets is a pretty steep price for blogposts that aren't even guaranteed to be posted monthly

The only people she really considers oil barons are the handful that drop hundreds of dollars a month like it was nothing.

Chisato is smooth Chihiro has a fragrant bush. It would be funny if Bea has posted the real answer in here but nobody noticed.

>>5396117
i thought you nutted on the screen
weak

>>5397191
I think it's just your name and email. Though given how much she loves Hiroshimoot, I wouldn't be surprised if she was selling our info for some side cash.

>>5397465
Wouldn't be surprised if she did

>>5397426
Love makes you do stupid things

>>5397453
There's THE oil balon (who isn't even technically an "Oil Balon") and there's just regular oil balons.

>>5397540
It's insurance. If you post too much cringe she doxxes you on Twitter and dads come violate your anus.

>>5397426
If somebody isn't going to donate on stream much because they don't trust themselves not to go over budget like a gambling addict, a set $25 you don't have to think about since it happens automatically every month is a good option to support your daughter. Unless you are an absolute poor it is doable for most people and it helps overcome the 30% tax that Youtube takes from the other membership options.

Streamlabs donations are the way to go, I always get a little frustrated when someone decides to SC her, youtube can fuck off with their 30% cut
Bonus points if they just SC her 1$ to say a shitty joke

>>5397453
I'm certain she thinks anyone giving anymore money than a family subscription is a complete idiot and she can't stop herself from concernfagging over them
>>5397660
yeah it's great if you're lazy, doing it just to see the blogposts is a special kind of foolish though

>>5397702
You can always do both, save the big donations for streamlabs and do the small superchat ones for conversation purposes only.

>>5397702
I sometimes SC because it's quicker when I want to send an immediate response to something she says on screen. With Streamlabs I have to go through all the bullshit of logging in with Paypal AND changing the currency I want it to charge my card in.

>>5397660
>30% tax that Youtube takes from the other membership options.
balons' membership payments don't go to google? huh?

>>5397702
>I always get a little frustrated when someone decides to SC her
A superchat is better than $0. They have low friction, are integrated directly into YouTube, and can motivate others to superchat too.
>Bonus points if they just SC her 1$ to say a shitty joke
Doesn't PayPal take a bigger cut for a $1 donation?

>>5397544
ain't that the truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmjVZl6U2gg

>>5397702
I don't have a problem with the small ones, the extra visibility can start a donation spree especially since it's so easy to send a superchat. They're a good way to put a question up too. For big donations streamlabs is definitely better.

>>5397853
Youtube takes a 30% cut from memberships.

>>5397772
Sure, but the only difference between them for you is the color of your message in the youtube chat. If you are going to donate her, at least try your best to give her the full cut.

>>5397842
>With Streamlabs I have to go through all the bullshit of logging in with Paypal AND changing the currency I want it to charge my card in.
Fair enough

>superchat
>no, use streamlabs
streamlabs uses paypal, fuck them in every single ass they have
I'd rather fund globohomo than use that shit

>>5397903
I'm imagining a passed out Risuna at her desk with a picture of Bea smiling on the monitor and an almost empty bottle of whiskey.

>>5397997
>>5397903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em0MknB6wFo

>>5397919
>but the only difference between them for you is the color of your message in the youtube chat. If you are going to donate her, at least try your best to give her the full cut.
That's not the only difference. They get put in a big message box that stands out from everyone else. It also stays on screen until it expires. Superchats are not donations. You are purchasing a superchat.

>>5396838
It's a pretty well known "wiki"-like of vtubers, really nothing much to lose by adding her there, there are many vtubers in here big or small jp or not jp

>>5396838
If you don't do it I'll do it at some point regladless

>>5397953
Just do it straight from the visa option, you don't have to use paypal.

>>5397426
I donate that amount often, with either no message or a few words, it's not that big of a deal, now I'm considering upgrading

>>5398159
you can't tell me what to do

>>5397702
SC have their use, like starting a donation spree, or boosting the YT algorithm

Does anyone else write and post elaborate descriptions of how they want to fuck Beatani, then realize she'll likely read them, so you start to feel even more motivated to keep doing it UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH BEAR CUNNY BEAR CUNNY FUCKING BEA WHILE SHE FUCKS SHAYMIN UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>5398183
>I donate that amount often, with either no message
Dadchama, please, try to always write something, I'm sure it will make her happy

>>5397702
It's not just the 30% YT cut either in some countries. I'm not sure about Japan's tax laws, but I know Streamlabs is tax exempt in the US since it's actually considered a donation.

>>5398307
That's why I put no messages, to frustrate her

just say you use SC instead of streamlabs because you want attention

>>5398280
>or boosting the YT algorithm
This smells like a rrat

>>5398318
>I know Streamlabs is tax exempt in the US since it's actually considered a donation.
They are not donations retard. It's only tax exempt if you are donating to a 503c. If you are donating to a random person / business they have to pay taxes.

My daughter is cute!

>>5398346
I want attention and still use streamable not to be judged and lower my social standing among other dads.

Hey there Chisato
What's it like in Edo city
I'm six thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
The lights can't shine as bright as you
Yes it's true

https://youtu.be/h_m-BjrxmgI

In last thread a lot of dads said that she can have sex if it is dad, because he will make her happy or not dad because they will be jealous otherwise.
Are you fucking cucks? I will literally kill myself if anyone touches her.
Fucking Americans I swear to God

>>5398307
>she scolds people who donate without a message
>never donate because too autistic to think of something to say

>>5398079
It's right there in the name

>>5398381
"donating"

>>5398306
yah

you guys are simping way too hard for her, calm down a little

>ran out of ink midway trough

>>5398411
She needs to be happy, and that means no dad will lay a hand on her. Everyone ends happy that way. Let Hiroyuki or her japanese friend handle her.

>>5398351
it isn't
the more money youtube gets from it the better it is for Bea

>>5398439
this but unironically

Kekekek look at all the nasty paypigs in this thread. You know you will never get the attention without paying up.

>>5398411
I would be heartbroken of course but at the same time happy that she has a chance at a normal life. I want her to be happy, that doesn't make me a cuck because we're not in a relationship.

>>5398439
He's not wrong

>>5398306
I wrote a greentext once as a response to picrel.

>>5398499
Do you have any proof to back up your claim?

>>5390281
>>5390481
>tweet at her
already did ;^)

>>5398424
>I love you Bea! You always make me happy! Thanks for the stream!
>t. Anonymous Dad
There, you can copy and paste it

>>5398532
I can attention with art without paying.

>>5398411
She already leaked a pic of her boyfriend, relax

>>5398588
Don't make actual artdads look bad

>>5398395
The song that was in like half of Youtube videos.

>>5398574

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIRc9KkCHME

>>5398532
A lot of people pay without actually seeking much attention anon. She gives us many hours of entertainment and she works behind the scenes to give us things like a video and a big model reveal on father's day. It's worth it to me.

Do people here know vtubers IRL? I wonder what it's like to talk offline with your friend about their last vtubing stream

>>5398608
but I'm an actual artdad... I think a lot of artists at least partially do it for attention, it's not the same to create to the void VS getting reactions especially from people you like

>>5398788
I guess I understand what you mean.

>>5398746
I barely know about the existence of one vtuber in my country and she fucked off after some drama with a frog, so yeah, safe to say I don't know any IRL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuzJ5NArvgw

>>5398788
it makes me unreasonably happy when beatani interacts with my art

>>5398788
(You)s are better than likes, retweets, and bear replies

>>5398746
Well I've learned Z** knows this one IRL at least

>>5398411
This. Hoping she gets a boyfriend because it would make her happy is literally THE cuck mindset.

>>5399178
Agreed, she should wait before marriage and then have many children.

>>5398411
>>5399178
I don't understand why not making illusions about a relationship with someone who lives an entire continent away from you is cuck mentality.

>>5399261
then you will never understand