/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I needed this thread. There is still some more drama to play out.

>>5423996
I dont like the new face

I don't know who's more cringe, you for making a new thread the second the old one died or bea for trying to stir the drama the second the old thread died

>she told someone to kill themselves
Twitter takes that seriously. Who will get Bea suspended?

>>5424040
are you gay?

>>5424040
it's amazing, fuck you
(not that her old design wasn't amazing either. I really do love this kusogaki bear.)

>>5424064
>>5424144
i think he's talking about the profile picture

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1406831105647341570
el yab final draws ever closer

God damn it you faggot OP I wanted to take a break from shitposting
>>5424040
I don't like you

cringe thread op.

I'm unironically thinking of dropping this bear.

>>5424200
No I definitely mean the face on her model. its really ugly for some reason.

>>5424062

>>5424302
do it, its not like she will remember you

>still caring about the inferior sister
I jumped ship from the dumpster fire that is Beatani a while ago. The Father's Day stream should have been enough to get the message across. Only Chihiro cared enough to cook for us. The lazy kusobear just sat on her ass and tweeted.

>>5424373
If chihiro cared, then why did she eat the meal she cooked for us?

>>5424410
She was checking the taste and got carried away. Such a cute, clumsy girl!

I have positively zero idea what is and isn't true anymore when it comes to Beatani. Everything about her and all the dads is a swirling haze of kayfabe, bait, cope, and goncern. Maybe everything is a huge, tangled, intricately crafted web of Ogey in order to captivate newfags and clueless anons. Maybe every single fucking rrat is real, the leaks are all real, the bea discord is real, the god damn oil balon nudes are real. It's fascinating but only in the way watching a kaleidoscope is, it's impossible to draw any real conclusions: everything is constantly shifting and turning over on itself. Who the hell knows what's really going on? I sure don't. Don't let (You) tell yourself you know either.

>>5424339
i disagree and i hope you fix your eyes layer

>>5424373
Chihiro's hands are behind this post. Stupid tsunbear.

>>5424040
I love it! But old Bea was cute too. She has a wonderful design.

>>5424371
You're right, she only read my message once and thought it was a cringe question. I will never be important to her

>>5424373
>>5424410
I'm a kaniko only fan

>>5424472
Welcome to /yah/

>>5424413
ngl, its top tier kek

I WILL NEVER FOLLOW THE BEAR
I WILL NEVER REPLY TO HER TWEETS
I WILL NEVER SEND HER DMS
I WILL NEVER MAKE EARLY THREADS

FUCK NAMEFAGS
FUCK GROOMERS
FUCK RISANA
AND FUCK CHIHIRO

>>5424355
In case she deletes the tweet: I, Anon, can confirm she did actually post this, and file.png to the best of my knowledge does not appear to have had its elements undergo inspection

I seriously hope we don't keep a /yah/ up 24/7

>>5424472
I've seen the truth anon, and in time so will (You)...

>>5424472
it's simple, just take your meds

>>5424472
That's why I love her! She's just like me! Except I can speak English little very better than this bear.

>>5424413

>>5424472
I feel like she said at some point that she's just shitposting 99% of the time but the thing about Bea is I can't tell how much of that is true and how much of that is just a mask for menhera episodes.

>>5424540
i posted it meaning YOU should kill yourself

>>5424542
depends on the schedule

>>5424533
YEAHHHH BROTHER

>>5424413
Bea is the rudest!

well, that Pippa bitch baited anons in multiple threads to shill for PC and hyped herself up, only to not mention them once in her stream (not even a nod). As crazy as this bear is, Beatanig wont lie to her audience about browsing the various chan boards.

>>5424542
plausible rrat: bea is trying to generate enough menhera precisely to make this happen

>>5423996
BEAR HATE
You get what you fucking deserve bear!
hope you die
get fucked bear!
I want to strangle the life out of you

>>5424650
Well her fixed schedule means there isn't going to be a stream tomorrow.

>>5424542
it's just the timeloop anon. I sense we have a lot of newfags.

>>5423996
I've been working all day so I missed the stream and couldn't watch the archive. Did something yab happen? Someone tell me the context of this tweet before I become a concerndad.

>>5424561
I won't.

>>5424618
99% shitposts but those shitposts also contain sizable pieces of truth, tabun maybe.

>>5424061
>>5424287
>>5424278
OPEN ALL YAHTHREADS!, POST IN ALL YAH THREADS!, REPLY IN ALL YAH POSTS!

>>5424627
Say goodbye to your account bitch

>>5424721
one of the balons leaked some rather personal DMs between them and beatani

>>5424762
B-But I don't post anything on my account...

>>5424697
>always streams on my days off
Ah no...

>>5424721
See >>5422394

>>5424627
YOU are not Beatani
YOU will never be Beatani

>>5424721
unless you count some depressing introspection as a yab then no
OP's just about some fake DM drama (again) from the last thread

>>5424804

>>5424805
>fake
cope harder

Hebiko reps when?

>>5424204
destoroyar-chama....

>>5424714
>>5424688
The newfags changed the dynamic of these threads a lot. Bea might be posting rrats and shitting things up a lot, but her bait is still a bit obvious (you're getting better, ganbatte be). what gets our newdads going it seems. I'll try to do my best to ignore these threads. It's just that streams and community really hinges with these threads. I get a lot of enjoyment out of them and feel like they're necessary with stream interaction. This cycle is starting to become unhealthy for me. I don't want to stop.

>>5424472
This
Keeping up with this mentally ill bear is fucking tiresome. I don't know if I can keep this up much longer...

I hope bear goes to aokigahara and hangs herself there, what a fucking shit bear.
Glad anons are spilling the beans in DMs what kind of shit bear she is.

>>5424559
Thank you vaguechama, very tasukerareru nouryoku desu

>>5424929
Probably best to assume she's shitposting to weed out the weak dads.

>>5424945
one day, hopefully soon

>>5424929
>I don't want to stop
Same, dadchama, same

>>5424943
fucking pussy, keep it up.

>>5424929
This is why we need to create a dad only discord! No shitposting bear allowed!

>>5424451
fellatio

>>5425009
i agree with bea!

I submitted my tanabata wish. I hope/expect it'll be a curve ball and that Bea will make fun of me, even though it's real.

the bear who cried wolf, when something actually annoys her everyone will believe to be a shitpost

>>5425009
This is the true end goal of JSDF Operation Kumagai, to establish a self-sustaining critical mass of mutually grooming dads. Stay strong and don't fall for it.

>>5424996
She's a shit bear that is stuck on a wagie office job while her friends and peers are out getting successful lives. She's a lowlife piece of shit. It's all apparent that her streaming during her vtubing was "the best birthday she's ever had".
Hate bear
What a fucking manipulative brat personality bear.

>>5425084
when the final yab happens we'll be in denial forever, won't we dads?

>>5425009
She probably planted fake dads to intercept such dms

>>5425084
>when something actually annoys her everyone will believe to be a shitpost
I mean we've already been through that arc.

>>5424905
These guys are too new to remember her

>>5425080
Just so you know, you missed the deadline.

>>5425210
yeah, i dont know who the fuck that is

>>5424610
based

>>5425117
Bea LOVE. Bea WILL take her meds as prescribed by medical professionals. Bea WILL start taking a bath and getting at least 6 hours of sleep every day. Bea WILL start leaving correctly packaged trash out on the appropriate day of the week. Bea WILL be introduced to a suitable Nihonjin bachelor by an acquaintance. Bea WILL forget us and you will be happy about it, or else. Bea LOVE.

>>5425084

>>5425213
o-oh, I missed that part

>>5425210
the quiet days..

>>5425117
>It's all apparent that her streaming during her vtubing was "the best birthday she's ever had".
This is kinda sad to think about, lol

I love Beatani but I can't stand most of her dads.
What do?

>>5425291
I'm more of a Tapi guy personally to be honest

>>5424610
Kek

IM GONNA CONCERN

>>5425326
realize you're the problem

Most of beatani's "arcs" keep happening off-stream and when everyone is sleeping. If I miss even a single thread and there's new lingo or new drama and I have no clue what's going on you fags call me newfagchama. At least fucking include a summary of current events in the OP.

>>5425326
go to twitter. we love dads here

>>5425391
archive reps dad-chama..

>>5425247
>you will be happy about it or else
nah, I'll be happy when bea is finally dead and buried. I want her push off the train platform and run over. I would yeet her office brat ass off a bridge

>>5425391
it's really not that substantial, anon

Dads...I think I'm becoming a Bea anti. Wat do?

>>5424472
Yeah her lore is too much for me to follow since I wasn't there from the start and am not religiously reading these threads. She's enjoyable on her own merits. It's like how you don't have to be a Shakespeare scholar to appreciate the beauty and depth of his language and characters.

>>5425391
honestly you're better off ignoring these threads and most of her replies

>>5424618
Beneath every shitpost there's a hint of truth

>>5425445
or just tweets in general
just watch the stream or you'll become as menhera as she is

>>5425438
shut the fuck up bea

Why do I love menhera so much I know they're bad for me but I love how crazy they are it's so sexy

>>5425444
I'm gonna shake my speare in a minute if Bea doesn't reply to my discord pings

>>5425529
Nothing wrong with it as long as you admire from afar

>>5425546
>as long as you admire from afar
heh

>>5425438
I'm already full blown Bea anti.
I want, hope more anons leak DMs
Give her a taste of her own medicine
Bea is retardchama
Hate bear
Want to kill bear
want to strangle bea
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hope you die bea
You are better off dead

>>5425562
Calm down Beatani

>>5425529
I'm the same way. There's just a lot to appreciate about the extremes of human emotion and cognition, which is especially rich when packaged in a cute girl.

>>5425438
You become what you hate
Or you hate what you've become?

>>5425562
She already leaked them for me, nothing more to leak

why is every episode of fun shitposting proceeded by menheras acting like they're about to have an existential panic attack

>>5425529
>>5425601
It's all fun and games until she stabs you in your sleep

>>5424797
>it's okay when bea does it

>>5425546
Damn, guess I have to cancel the airline tickets and onsen resort reservation then, what a shame

>>5425562
もううるせえよばかw

>>5425632
Why do you write off recurring mentally ill schizo breakdowns as fun shitposting?

señor d*st**y** she was just kiddingggggg

>>5425681
nah fuck that faggot

>>5425632
Did you not listen to her speech at the end of the last stream?

>>5425657
I will take a journey to japan just to enjoy the sites and atmosphere. But if I see Beatani walk by I will clock her upside the head and drag her unconcious body over to a ditch to drown in.
Fuck you, you stupid cunt bear!

>>5425713
Filthy bear paws typed this post.

>>5425713
You'd rape her first though, right? It's what she would want.

>>5425681
About time he stopped with his bullshit kek, this bear is too based.

bea reipu

Is it just me or chihiro's hands are a bit chubby

>>5425713
where do you want to go?

>>5425681
I can't believe he's fucking dead

>>5425681
It's been an hour since his last tweet. He may have gone through with it.

>>5425770
just you, her hands look perfect to me

i want bea to say いい子だね while rubbing my head and penis

>>5425810
perfect for jerking a lucky dad off while streaming

If Bea told you to kill yourself, would you do what I wants?

>>5425801
anon it's like 1:30 EST and tomorrow (well, today) is monday at that

>>5425837
I WANT THIS BEAR'S CLUMSY INEXPERIENCED HAND JOB

>>5425850
I'm still around, aren't I?

>>5425770
They got some punipuni to them but her arms are sticks. If she weighs the amount she says she does, she's under five foot (<152cm) in height and that's hot as fuck

>>5425860
she would do it while streaming completely ignoring you

>>5425681
Did Bea drive a man to suicide...?

Tracking down Bea, befriending her and gaining her trust then drugging her and kidnapping her when she least suspects it.

How has this twitter shit become like Discord? Is it Beatani's or dad's fault? Please sort this shit out

>>5425880
imagine killing yourself over a vtuber LMAO faggot

>>5425318
>reverse expecting qt tomboy
>/cm/
fug

>>5425737
Fuck no. No rape for her. She doesn't deserve it. Maybe, but that she would want it, instead I would industrialized stapler and staple her vagina closed and used gorilla glue to keep it shut
>>5425777
I'm thinking of Okinawa region and then traveling upward towards the Gero town with some old ass hotsprings and shit. Should be nice and relaxing

I hate this bear because she's literally me but significantly more mentally ill and I'm afraid that if I keep watching her I'll end up just like her

>>5425891
help us please

Beatani can you please provide your hand's measurements like seen in pic related?

>>5425891
Threads changed when the tierlist happened. That day, namedropping not only became natural, but encouraged. Dads shitposted it into existence.

I have DMs that would cause great shock and would probably mindbreak many dads. However it is not yet time to expose such things. It looks like our Daughter is playing a game...I look forward to more concern attacking newdads from Her. I love her. I love her. She gave me the tool(the dms) that can at anytime kill her. Im probably not the only one either. I love her so much. I love her. I want to hold her little hand with two of my fingers...I love her, but I may kill her...

Nest of menhera.

>>5425891
it's inherently still less cancerous than discord because A) it's all out in the open (unless you're retarded enough to believe the DM memes being spewed around) and B) there's no groomer mods to power trip

>>5425970
cringe kill yourself LARPer

>>5425891
This is just human nature at work. If there's a community, there's going to be an inner circle and outer circle. It's just too bad you and the rest are stuck at the outer circle beta orbiting around beatani.

>>5425983
>unless you're retarded enough to believe the DM memes being spewed around
boring anonchama....

>>5425970
>DMs
Stopped reading.

>>5425983
>there's no groomer mods to power trip

want all dads to die except for maybe five or less of you

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY FUCK ME BEATANI YOU ARE SO TOTALLY AWESOME FUCK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY SO MUCH MORE EASIER TO LIVE I LOVE YOUR NAKED IMAGINATION AND YOUR JUTT ASSHOLE YOU ARE THE BEST PUSSYCATIANT THING I'VE EVER SEEN FUCK ME BEATANI'S BODY YOU ARE A MASTER AT CUM SHOOTING I NEED TO GO AND EXPLODE ALL OF YOUR COCK IN YOUR FACE YOU FUCK ME UP THE ASS BEATANI COULDN'T FIT WITH YOU I WANT TO TAKE ALL OF YOUR STUFF IN MY HOUSE AND LEAVE IT OUT THERE ALL OVER THE PLACE FUCK YOU BEATANI I LOVE THE WAY YOUR FEELS WHEN I SPIT IT OUT INTO YOUR CHEST YOU CUM ALL OVER YOUR WIFE MY GOD YOU'RE SO GREAT AT THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BAD I LIKE BEATING YOUR CHEST DON'T BE SO AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT MY FEELS YOU WILL LOVE IT I'M VERY FUCKING EXCITED I WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR FEELINGS WHEN I COME BACK HOME FROM SCHOOL I WANT TO USE YOUR FINGERNAILS YOU'RE SUCH A PERFECT SLUT I WANT TO SUCK THEM IN AND PLAY WITH YOUR GIRL PUSSY CUM SOON YOU ARE A PERFECT LADY SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING YOU ARE A PERFECT MILF SO PERFECT FUCK ME YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT YOU ARE AWESOME FUCK YOUR MOM MY GOD YOU ARE PERFECT FOR FUCKING ME I LOVE YOUR MOTHER

>>5425981
it's a vicious cycle

>>5425927
>I would industrialized stapler and staple her vagina closed and used gorilla glue to keep it shut
Drawfags, get to work.

>>5426038
I want to put Beatani in a woodschipper. I want beatani to be cut up and put into a blender
Fuck you bear
You deserve to be die

Thank god we're already halfway to bump limit. Off threads are always shit, kek.

I want to go to sleep but I need to know if bea-chama is mad at us or else I'll have nightmares

>>5426058
cringe tl;dr kill yourself

>>5423996
Daddy issues

>>5425981
Not a poster in these threads without at least one diagnosable psychiatric illness

>>5426076
die in your sleep retardchama

>>5426076
she's fine. you can sleep

>>5426076
>if she's mad at us
go to sleep retardchama she's not mad

>>5426076
duality-chama...

>>5426076
Bear should die in her sleep
You go to sleep
don't worry about her
Hell, fuck her
Who cares about her?
Beatani is a failure
She deserves to be punched in the stomach till her ribs crack and her stomach is so bruised it ruptures into a hernia and she starts vomiting all the time.

>>5426058
takes your meds bea

>>5426202
仕事戻ってばかw

>>5425970
https://files.catbox.moe/7q1n3w.mp3

>>5426251
die in a fire, bea
I hate you
I hate your very existence
I curse your very existence
You are nothing but a pest
A brat that deserves to be punished
You have such a shit personality
You have such a manipulative retard brain

>>5426305
ベアすき

>>5425661
>kana only

>>5426335
これは和風noobchama

>>5425923
hooni will make you gay, trust me

How can Beatani act so bratty after all this time? She doesn't even know what the pleasure of nakadashi. How can somebody take her seriously like that?

In my home country, this is XP hill, menhera polar bear
1. steal stuff everything
2. lying to risuna
3. spit to face when talking, mouth smell bad
4. don't have money, dasai cloths and dirty skirt, old shoes
5. raping? shy risuna girl because shy risuna girl say menhera polar bear no thanks, very ugly and fat
6. very smell of korokke eating by bear
7. very smell of body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
menhera polar bear=monkey same

>>5426476
I don't know the pleasure of nakadashi either.

>>5426532
I want Beatani to show me the pleasure of nakadashi

>>5426511
dadchama bea isn't this bad ESL

I told you about pretending to be retarded.

>>5424472
Beatani is Poe's law in action

>>5426378
should've nuked tokyo instead

bea manko kusai stinky maybe

>>5426582
They didn;t listen...

I stopped reading Bea threads for 3 days because I was busy and I come back to an absolute schizo meltdown, what the fuck... can't say I'm surprised though

>>5426581
it's not meant to imitate Bea

bea schedule doko

>>5426727
heavens gate 2.0, got your kool-aid ready dad? she just has to say the word...

>>5426727
/yah/ is proceeding as planned, eventually it'll be 24/7 schizoposting.

>wake up
>there's apparently some sort of trashfire
It's gonna take some time to read through all this shit.

>>5426727
I know that feeling and I only missed today because of family. At least you know there's entertaining archives to look forward to.

schedule doko

このスレには知恵遅れかガチの精神病しかいない

>bea leaking over to other boards
/g/ dad not cool..

>>5426773
kool-aid was jonestown, get your cults right jeez

>>5426892
when is she gonna get on /o/

>>5426940
gomen dadchama i keep losing track

>>5426882
schedule

reported your insane bear get fucked groomer freaks.

I hate the new avatar. It's oversaturated and isn't wide enough. The faces also isn't as cute as the old avatar.

injecting bea directly into my bloodstream uoooh

>you came already?

>>5427084
godlike post thank you for this

>>5427084
FUCK im horny now

>>5427084
good lord anon have mercy

>>5426992
unironically agreed. the face just looks worse and i can't even articulate why.

>>5427084
bea audio recording of this now PLEASE

>>5427163
teeth

Am I expected to believe this bear who dresses like a grandma to have designed her own character?

>>5427287
yes

>>5427262
bottom teeth HATE
i'm gonna wrench those chompers out of her gums

>>5426815
ok there was no trashfire, fuck >>5426727 in particular for making me think that

>>5427432

You'll get used to the new av and then you will start loving it.
It's always jarring at first when a chuuba gets an overhaul

>>5427478
improved

>>5427478
ruined

>>5427478
Did Bea remove her bottom dentures in this picture?

>>5424943
Don't keep up, just enjoy.

>>5427619
Pryed them out of her mouth while she was kicking, screaming and crying like that bratty bitch she is. Lots of blood had to be cleaned up.

How do we save this bear from declining?

If you know who I am bea, then DM me you fucking retardchama
I will continue to always hate you and want nothing more than your death to be painful and full of misery.

>>5427677
press button
receive bacon

>>5427677
we can't, it's entirely up to her

If you were to describe Beatani to someone else would you say that she is an art and music related vtuber?

>>5427763
A variety streamer.

I think dadchama is loony tunes because of how twitter warps their psyche. Twitter and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race. I hope Jack Dorsey burns in a pit of fire.

>>5427763
a comedian.

>>5427763
i'd describe her as a perverted otaku OL

>>5427672

Her model is L2D right?

>>5427839
Yes.

>>5426256
I can feel the schizo energy from this, sugoi.

>>5424679
Hiding her power level is THE best thing pippa could do.

>>5426038
fuck you bitch

>>5427833
Now draw her getting thrown out of a 12 story building, because she deserves it.
Hate bear

The teeth are the best part of the upgrade you tasteless plebs.

>>5424679
literally who

>>5424679
literally who? and why bring this here?

>>5427952
No need to throw her, she'll do it herself eventually at the rate things are going

>>5427677
If she was drowning I'd throw her a rock

Her new model looks extremely smug with the toothy grin and that is what matters most. Mouth tracking is also extremely good and enhanced the end of the Minecraft stream today. She wasn't smiling at all at the end when she spoke about wanting to be free from physical limitations and it made it all the more intense.

>>5427973
I'm sure she's got crooked nip teeth that are hideous, that's why no man that has any other options would date her.

DESTROYAAAAAHHHHH ARE YOU THEREEEEE

>>5427973
for some strange reason that smile makes me want to rape her so hard that it would leave her infertile

>>5427677
I wouldn't piss on this bear if she was on fire

>>5428061
he's gone dad... it's time to move on...

>>5428061
He's gone. This bear now has blood on her hands.

>>5428060
Even a man that had no choice would sooner either kill themselves or beat the ever living shit out of her. i'm all in favor of beating her within an inch of her life.

>>5428060
that's why you have them removed along with her limbs and turn her into a living onahole

Honestly you guys are the only reason I bother to watch her streams. She is boring and predictable with her sob story.

>>5428060
>Beatani was British all along

>>5425923
Hooni is the ultimate saviourfag boytoy

I love how one of the contest winners doesn't even follow Bea.

I want to jam my fingers behind Beachan's eyes and rip them out the sockets. They won't be easy to get out so I'll press my boot down onto her face for better leverage as I tug the optical cords out her face. I'll force feed them to her as she lets out hauntingly excruciating, gagging screams, vomiting and retching as she's made to consume her own occular organs in a vile, unholy act. I go for her eyes first in order to deprive her of seeing what's coming next, leaving Beachan in a state of sense deprivation fearing for her safety in the new and permanent darkness. After she's blind, the ears are next. Taking a long piece of sharp wire, I'll start fishing around in her ears, deep enough to rub up against her ear drum while she writhes helplessly, feeling the discomfort of having metal scratch around directly inside her ear, knowing that I'll destroy it for her. Inside the depths of both of her cute and fuzzy, twitchy ears, I'll jam the wire deep, piercing her eardrums and start stabbing away at her inner ear canals indiscriminately until I'm satisfied there's nothing left but bloody mutilation in there. At this point she'll sound like a complete retard, so pitiful she won't even be able to hear her own desperate cries and begging anymore. So naturally, the bitch's tongue is next. For this one, I'll stick little hooks into it that are attached to a winch system, and use a machine above her to hoist her up by her once-abusive little tongue she used to use to belittle people better than her. She'll helplessly kick and scream as she dangles, until finally it tears and she's left on the ground in a pile, blood seeping out of her eyes, nose, ears, and mouth. At this point, taking her arms and legs off is just a given, can't have the retard 71 IQ bear have any impossible hopes about escaping me after all. Using a hammer to smash her humerus and femurs to bits, I'll prepare her limbs for easy cutting. With a bonesaw, I'll begin digging the teeth into her and cutting back and forth, sawing away every last limb she has until she's nothing but a torso with a disgusting visiage of a face. I'll cauterise her stumps so she doesn't die from blood loss and to ensure her little nubs get a nice crispy afterfinish. Then we'll finally be happy together. Helpless little Beachan and me together forever.

>>5428181
That's just proof of her impartiality.

Imagine making someone like Beatani give birth to your 10 pound gaijin baby, someone with such a weak physical and mental constitution absolutely grasping for breath and groaning for pain as she tries to squeeze it out without dying, the twisted faces she'd make, crying snot and tears until it is done. And of course her demanding to have another baby.

>>5428081
>>5428083

HIS NAME WAS SNAKE DAD

The absolute state of /yah/.

>>5428240
>not imagining you giving birth to the baby

she should buy a vr headset

>>5423996
nyanners 2.0 lets goooooooooooo

>>5428358
I told you I would make this happen.

>>5428355
it would be kino

>>5428240
Perfect example of how life being pain and made for physical bodies leads to beautiful things like childbirth. Bea is too much of a brainlet to realize that her brain and body are not separate entities whatsoever. Her brain is her body and her body is her brain. Thinking the brain can run as a supercomputer without limitations on its own is sci-fi garbage.

>>5428358
She's far too autistic to ever leave this place behind. She could, and probably will, try, but she'll always end up back. She's /here/ forever.

>>5428240
>10 pound
Isn't that a lot for a newborn?

>>5428446
maybe it's american

>>5428446
It's big but not unheard of anon.

>>5428419
Cringe, the sooner I can scoop my brain out and plug it into the internet the better.

Beatani Minecraft Death Clip --
https://youtu.be/-5K9LBnEsyc

>>5428462

>>5428478
I'd go with tries instead of fails for the title, I feel that it sucks away from the punchline.

>>5428522
good suggestion. editing now.

>>5428472
I want to crack her skull open, scoop out her brain, and put it in my cum jar.

>>5428615
h-hot...

>>5428478
can't wait for /yah/craft where every time you open up the chat you're assaulted with a wall of beatani death messages

>>5428309
I think it's more like the edited image of goslin with the bodies hanging from a bridge.

mbmasher is my oshi

Bea peaked during her 2K subscribers karaoke stream. Specifically one hour forty-four minutes and eleven seconds into her 2K subscribers karaoke stream. Everything since then has been increasingly schizophrenic and uncomfy. I want to go back, dads.

She's at 4.12k subscribers already, sugoi! Inclining bear! I love her ほんとに!

I'm so cold... I want to spoon with Beatani in bed and be the little spoon.

To change the subject from all these rrats, go read some yuri, dads.

Nuuta loves it so you should to:
https://nitter.fdn.fr/takahama_nuuta/status/1391135797982621698

https://dynasty-scans.com/series/a_yuri_story_about_a_girl_who_insists_its_impossible_for_two_girls_to_get_together_completely_falling_within_100_days

Even if she stops vtubing I would be honored to be her friend.

>>5428736
red pill me on him

>>5428773
Looks like the actually mentally ill have arrived

>>5428743
Blogpost...
It's a very wholesome moment, but it's not the only one. I'm listening now though and remembering back to the kino. I look at it this way, though. If the new style is who Bea really is, and who she wants to be, I will support her. If she calms down, I will still be there to support her. At the end of the day, I really do just love her like a daughter. I'd do anything to protect her happiness.

>>5428743
She actually peaks at 1:48:50, my bad dads.
It hurts listening to this again

>>5428773
this is grooooming isn't it

>>5428836
Ok, I'm >>5428823 and you are right and now I want to cry. This is like one of my favorite songs. I still love her so much though.

Hurry up and post your PO box address Bea, I want to send you a nice letter. If you sent me one back I would really appreciate it.

I want to send Bea something and I don't want anything back. But I don't know what I could send her.

be honest dads, do you really think she considers any of (You) as a friend? are you hopeful that one day she might?

>>5428743
>>5428823
>>5428836
Things changed so much. I still love her like a daughter. I just wish the fun times could've lasted a little longer.

>>5424905
who..

>>5428927
I don't want to answer this honestly. I'm just playing Chiisana Koi No Uta on repeat again. There is no good way for me to answer this question. Because even if the answer is indeed yes, it comes with negative consequences.

>>5428929
The fun is still there, it's just a different kind of fun.

⠊ ⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞ ⠥⠝⠙⠑⠗⠎⠞⠁⠝⠙ ⠺⠓⠁⠞ ⠓⠁⠏⠏⠑⠝⠑⠙⠂ ⠋⠕⠗ ⠺⠓⠁⠞ ⠙⠊⠙ ⠺⠑ ⠋⠊⠛⠓⠞⠦

>>5428927
I would hope so, but honestly no. I hold back on a lot of personal details that she asks for and don't reply to that many of her tweets. I'm going to try to share what she shares in the future. She shares her birthday and her "sister's" hands, I want to try to do the same. She makes up a BS job description, I will do the same.

>>5428927
Why do you keep asking these questions

>>5428823
>>5428743
God it feels like so long ago.... I love the current menhera kichigai Beatani so much, but I also miss her cute and seiso side

>>5429021
Check the archive bro.

can't believe i lost to the professional groomers... glad i never joined after all...

>>5429042
People change, and I get it. Somehow, her being a bit menhera is dragging me in more, but I don't know if it's in a good way or not. I feel like I sound like a crazy person right now.

>>5429024
>>5428927
She said so when that one guy asked about mbti. While we know alot about bea she barely knows anything about us. Even if a dad writes lots of comments in the stream and tweets and maybe even DMs, he's still basically a stranger.

>>5429048
yes I know I just wanted to cheer up the mood of this place

>>5428927
(You) are shitting up threads.

>>5428927
>do you really think she considers any of (You) as a friend?
No
>are you hopeful that one day she might?
Yes

Some people want comfy streams and a comfy community and I get it but is it really possible to do it just on 4ch? I don't think so. Maybe 4ch is fueling and changing her behavior as well as the way she interacts with us. For better or worse.

I refuse to use twitter out of principal.
How do I get Bea to notice me?

>>5429173
Honestly these threads are awful for her.

>>5428743
That's, just, like, your opinion.
>Everything since then has been increasingly schizophrenic and uncomfy.
Go to your holo illusion or other indies, mr perfect. With corporate schedules and copypasting oversaturated market.
I love her new model, I love her soul and yah uniqueness, variety of emotions. /our/ chuuba.
One thing is sure, it's us who make the truth.
>>5428927
I don't care, it's her choice. For me she's like a great friend.

>>5429180
Do what the other non twitter people do

>>5429180
Donate at least 10k yen, preferably 50k yen, every stream

>>5429180
Really, the answer is Twitter. Even so you don't want to hear it.

>>5429173
it is possible , but bea needs to stabilize

>>5429173
Well, it's not just 4chan, it's twitter too

how much do I have to donate to this menhera to get her to do a FLCL watchalong

>>5429180
Become a tripfag and post frequently

>>5429173
this
see >>5426068

>>5429249
I don't think Twitter is the problem here...

>>5429256
you need to out donate THE oil baron

>>5429294
The problem is bear herself, she is the one that fueling all the schizos here

>>5429249
it's the whole fucking world, nobody's is all right they just hide it, putting on a fake smile

I wish goslingdad above didn't tell me to put on the 2k karaoke. I hate him now.

snek….

>>5429304
yeah she's the one leading the kichigai charge and creating a feed back loop with /yah/
some days I do really miss those comfier times...

>>5429294
>>5429311

I mean the community isn't just on 4chan, it's on twitter too

>>5429304
You cannot sit here and unironically tell me that Bea is the sole fuel for the schizos here. We had various problems with /yah/ from the start. If people can't take her shitposts on Twitter as shitposts, I think that's on them too. I don't take any of those "reply" Tweets seriously, and why the fuck would I?

>>5429296
You think $300 would be enough?

I really want to be her friend, that would be enough for me. I want to share pictures of my future children with her, and for her to share pictures of her kids with me.

>>5429376
not even close, you're probably going to have to go out and steal some homless dad kidneys to compete

>implying you wouldn't have lost interest long ago if she was just another vanilla vtuber

>>5429376
No, you retard

Not gonna lie, seeing Bea run around helplessly lost awakened my predatory instincts. God I want to fucking hunt her down and breed her.

>>5429369
There are really three communities. /here/, Twitter, and the chat. I don't count reddit yet.

>>5429396
I just want some comfy mixed in with the crazy that's all

>>5429376
Every stream, yes

>>5429401
minecraft porn when

>>5429396
I only started watching her because she liked FLCL, I never asked for this.

>>5429376
kek. maybe $3000. really, if you haven't established a name by now it's going to be really difficult, more so for each stream that passes.

>>5429396
I never said anything like that from the start. I kept saying I love her. I just think /yah/ is more responsible for the state of Bea's current streams than Bea herself.

>>5429396
Yes, and?

>>5429375
Nigger, she is literally samefagging here
And god knows how long she has been doing it

This bear trusted us enough to show us her hidden side. The seiso bear didn't disappear because we changed her, but because she became comfortable enough with us.

>>5429500
It's rad, isn't it? It's like you can watch the voice in your head live, say 'wow, she's really cute, silly ol' bear' then come to the thread and have them torment you without actually knowing its them!

For me, it's the DENNIS system

>>5429500
>sole
She did samefag, but she had absolutely nothing to do with most of the things here that caused actual problems.

I post rrats in here to get back at her for hurting me, but at the same time I feel guilty that she might read them and feel bad.

>>5429376
If she already wants to do it, then donating might shuffle her priorities and have it done sooner. But if she isn't that interested then you probably won't get anywhere unless you donate 4-5 figures.

there's two more songs left in the 2k karaoke... i love her so much...

>>5429503
yeah that's a pretty good way to look at it
still would like the shizo train to slow a bit but I'd be lying if said it was filtering me

what a sad pathetic thread

>>5429582
bea come on don't kick us when we're down.

I've had a pretty amazing year even if you don't consider Bea, but she is by far my favorite part of this year. I hope she knows she is loved.

>>5429582
Just like Beatani!

>>5429582
the streamer cultivates the audience

>>5429582
a sad thread for a sad chuuba

>>5428927
>do you really think she considers any of (You) as a friend?
Sometimes I think so, but I'm a very, very lonely person, so I know I'm just imagining things
>are you hopeful that one day she might?
Hopeful? yes, will it happen? of course not
I thought I was already emotionally numbed about this, but /yah/ and Bea are making me realize how alone I am
I just want to have friends...

>>5429582
but i lub u

>>5429582
yes, but I'm used to it

>>5429582
welcome to the off stream thread, have a free doompost:
she DMs the furry mod a lot more than people would believe

I don't just want her to love me, I want her to respect me.

>>5429606
This is why dads exist. All dads are friends. You, Anon, are my friend. I love you.

>>5429618
this is shitty bait come on do better

>>5429632
too sleepy
>>5429630
>dads are friends
DYRBI?

>>5429618
I know you're baiting but I can't help but belieb it.

>>5429629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrxGbMH-W1c

>>5429645
>DYRBI
Yes.
>>5428927
Fuck no, I'm too scared to post half the time, I literally cannot relax when interacting with chuubas. in any capacity and Bea is no different.

listening to bea sing clover club to end the 2k karaoke...

>>5429606
I don't know who you are but I would invite you a beer.

>>5429092
That one guy fucked up the things so wrong you can't even imagine.
Not only he sperged out about myers briggs test because he's unable and autistic/bipolar/schizotypal/depressed scared as fuck to deal with people without using personality types like a looking for the lighthouse on the drowning sea.

But also he wrongly assumed Bea has the similar interest and he got a bit cocky. Thought he's someone, he didn't objectively judge his own image and what he represent with himself and how people works.
He also wrongly assumed there was no Bea MBTI stream anymore on the internet, he hasn't seen it, he thought it was forever gone from twitch and that's why he sperged shit out because it's one of his favourite topics.
If you're not human, you're interested in them.
If he searched fucking youtube he could've avoid half of this spurdo, maybe he could ask politely, one message at time, ask if it's ok to write few questions about his favourite vtuber, and then give some digital art as the gift, or something.
What a fucking retard. Worse than 99% of schizoposters here. I hope he'll die soon, and I hope you guys learned something from this. May this side arc end already.
>>5429180
Donate while she streams, money is like a time. By donating you show respect you want to give YOUR time to someone who's creating the free to view content. inb4 hurr durr by watching u support anyway, no.
If you write something clever in donation you can become a meme for some time and get noticed.
>>5429582
My pleasure to add even more misery.

If you see Bea as anything other than a 肉便器 you've failed at life.

>>5429376
Some dude akasupa'd last stream without any messages and that did not seem to go well

>>5429704
Don't be so hard on yourself birthday boy.

https://youtu.be/BZR64EF3cI4?t=7236
Hold her to it dads. 5K only guitar songs singing party!

>>5429747
he's milking himself dry to beatani femdom fantasies because of his cringe dm, do you really think he hates himself that much?

>>5429630
>>5429690
I feel actually a little better now, thanks

I love dads. I love Beatani.

>>5429606
Say I'm gay in the next stream and I will DM you, friend :)

>>5429914
Based gay dad

>>5429704
>money is like a time
wat

>dads discussing dads discussing dads
Where did it all go so wrong?

>>5429704
Try not to post cringe, but at the same time don't care so much what some silly menhera bear thinks. You seem like a good guy and I would love to do some psychedelics with you.

>>5429950
>24/7 /yah/ threads

I feel like I've been having a bit of an existential crisis over the past few days. I haven't been able to sleep at all. It not directly because of Bea, I don't want to make her feel badly. But, she said some things that have really been making me have a hard past few days and get down on myself.

>>5429950
at the moment dad attacked dad while dad watched

>>5429950
It went right. Bea will escape XP hill one day, but hopefully some dads will remain friends for a long time to come.

>>5429974
I would be worried too if I hadn't been having an existential crisis for most of my adult life.

>>5429996
I wonder if she is too... I'm gonna concern...

>>5429785
>5000 subscribers takes I think 5 months

this thread is making me feel pretty sad, I think I'm go to mata ne bea beaaaa

>>5429974
>>5429996
you know I'm a bit relieved I had my existential crisis a lot earlier in life than I think most people do, but at the same time I'm a little afraid of possibly having another one...

>>5429974
there's no point in worrying, one day you'll die and none of this will matter, so be happy.

>>5429704
>He also wrongly assumed there was no Bea MBTI stream anymore on the internet, he hasn't seen it, he thought it was forever gone from twitch
For future reference for anyone else. Pretty much everything gets archived by people here. Some things are archived by multiple people here. I'm sure people would be willing to share if someone ever missed something.

>>5430024
Don't feel sad, it's just part of the Bea cycle. This thread has its period every once in a while, then the nukumority returns.

>>5430047
based and nihilistpilled

>>5430052

>>5429838
(You), giggled at this post, comedy, it's not that simple though. One hour good life another hour depression.
But for real, he didn't UOOHHH for a week already. Ego death from that public stream humilation, remainded worst things from his past.
>>5429926
Try to think deeper about this. It's not hard.
>>5429967
This is my last time saying something about this. Sorry for cringeposting.
When dads celebrated and maked birthday project, he just watched whole BD stream in silence on Hoffman, looking for escape from shame and laziness.
But I guess he's willing to improve.

mataneeee

>>5430083
>>5430052
If the audience reflect their oshi, does that mean we can deduce Bea's calendar from looking at our own?

>>5430085
Seriously would love to do acid with you bro.

>>5430047
based, want to watch rick and morty and smoke weed fellow redditor?

>>5430114
Yes definitely.

>>5430121
no, but if you want we can watch old b movies and drink alcohol from a pet bottle

Beatani stopped me from killing myself, thank you!

>>5430085
i love you dad.

>>5430085
it was a funny set of events at least
hang in there cringe dad

Another insomnia dad. I came back and this thread is kind of depressing.

What is dad's usual stream attire? I typically only wear my glasses and headphones. I like to imagine that Bea is doing the same so I am technically talking with a cute naked girl.

>>5430257
what did you expect from this place?

>>5430270
No reason to wear clothes in the summer so same.

>>5430270
my dirty work uniform

>>5430270
underwear+t-shirt

>>5430274
I don't expect or think much.
I was just watching this really nostalgic concert on YT.
But, I'd still rather sleep.

>>5430270
>usual attire
t-shirt and baggy shorts
>imagine bea is doing the same thing
she's said that she spends a lot of time naked while at home, she even scratched her bush on stream so there's no need to imagine

>>5430270
tracksuit pants, indoor long sleeve shirt

>>5430308
>bush

>>5430323
shaving mendokusai

>>5430303
it is better if you sleep, lack of sleep and this garbage dump, hurts the brain.

>>5430257
/yah/ is the pussiest psuedogeneral I've ever seen. Everyone is fucking mentally ill and chomps bait like there's no tomorrow due to the volume of newfags and retards this board attracts. Can't wait for the first suicide + manifesto from a dad.

>>5430343
Hop to it then, dipshit.

>>5430270
All I ever wear are my underwear and a loose tshirt. If I'm going outside I put on a pair of Pajama pants and some sneakers, but I try to avoid going outside if I can help it

>>5430341
>insomnia

>>5430340
>bush