/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

how did yall like the new debuts? i really dont know if these two would do well in a stream with gura, i dont see any non mandatory collabs coming with them, though moai is a little cute but not quite there

>>54639812
Off-topic, there are billion threads to discuss it, fuck off.

I really love this girl and need her so badly...

I am actually in love with her and I will always be.

Gura cute Gura cute!

my wife

>>54639812
It's too early to tell

>>54639839
>how does this relate to gura
>off-topic
ogey

What are you up to vampire buds?
I find myself watching quiet Youtube videos about riding Japanese fairies, it must be near the time I actually sleep.

>>54640703
I'm pretty sure you mean ferries... .... link anyway please. I'm reading as usual.

Gurass

>>54640703
I am playing civ6

>>54639681
KOSEKI BIJOU THE GURA DESTROYER

>>54640703
im watching this for some reason

>>54641145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEDMoZQfzGc

>>54639681
>EN3 THE GURA DESTROYER

Only took 1 loli for gura to be in danger

>>54641218
>gura plays a game
>suddenly my interest in it spikes
been there

your oshi is afraid

>>54641078
Yeah whatever the word is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWQHjaBA32Q
This is the kind of ASMR I like. There's also videos of a guy walking through Japan at night with nothing but the sound of people chatting in the distance and the sounds of machines humming... I love it.

>>54641824
comfy

>>54639812
Right now I'm just happy Gura has more friends to potentially interact and collab with.
I usually give them a month before I pass judgement.
Maybe in time the chumbud in the gen will reveal herself

I guess people need a harsh reminder of the Gura killer curse.

>>54640703
still playing diablo 4
constantly thinking of goob

>C-Chumbuds please comeback. I'm streaming twice a week again!!!
Heh

>>54642201
>twice a week
man, you're really hopeful huh

TIME FOR OUR OSHI TO RETIRE ITS OVER

>>54642295

Gura is so lucky..

>>54642345
Reminder

>>54640703
Thinking about how weapon systems might develop and the dangers of allowing AI systems more autonomy. So don't distract me with cunny.

>>54639839
NTA, but it's on topic in the context of them being Gura's new coworkers and what people would like to see from them in terms of collabs with Gura specifically.
Now shut the fuck up and have a nice day, you overly combative, belligerent, retarded nigger faggot.

I need my daki....I also need to get a proper sized pillow first, whoops.

>>54642397

>>54642386
I love her so much...

Fuck you janny

>>54642611
Please stop. He's insecure and you're going to hurt his feelings.

>>54641824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hemWBmjwG8
I thinks this is too comfy.

>>54642871
I wonder if Gura has seen the used panty vending machines.

>>54642137
Just ignore it. Shit like that is just more reason for them to shitpost.

>>54642611
>>54642740
heh

>>54639812
These two are the chemtrails of EN. Shiori applied to effectively retire while Apex, Valo, and XIV are retirement games that my own FG group have submit themselves to when everything was dying.

>doesn't want to stream before them
>is definitely not going to stream over them
Gura isn't streaming this week is she....

>>54643727
watch streams

>>54643862
cope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qorkD6nPYQM
I'm desperate for sleep.

>>54643727
Probably not. People said she was going to go on a break anyways after being forced to mention THAT country during the collab.

>>54643902
>People said
lol

>>54643727
??? Debuts are only today and tomorrow. Are you retarded?

GHOSTED US FOR 2 MONTHS
SHE REALLY HATES US

>>54643899
close your eyes and count up from 1 until you fall asleep

But also goob night.

>>54640703
Work.

>>54640703
Working, reviewing code, and listening to lost media videos.

>>54644207
Who tf works on a sunday?

>>54644247
It was saturday when I started working.

>>54644012
This, but unironically. There will never be an adequate explanation for why she abandoned us for so long and I think the pain from her complete silence and apathy will always haunt the back of my mind.

>>54644350
you poor sould need therapy

>>54644350
Not me, shit happens, everyone has their own shit they go through sometimes. Dwelling on the past is unproductive.

>>54644350
Sucks to be you then.

>>54644350
Fortunately I am not you

>>54644486
That's fair, but keep in mind that history tends to repeat itself.

>>54644564
>>54644521
>>54644507
Stop coping gura hates us and nothing will change that fact

>>54644131
I have a real fan blowing with also a white noise fan playing on youtube and also brown noise.
I'm going to sleep so hard.
I might wake up.

>>54644599
>Gura: I love my chumbies!
>Anon: SHe H4t3s yoU!!!!!!!!!!
Who do I believe...?

good evening

>>54644745
goob morning

>>54644599
is it fun screaming into the void?

>>54644718
I mean... it's like Gura said "actions speak louder than words"

>>54644788
He's literally only here for (you)s and attention. Stop giving it.

>>54644718
NTA, but someone who loved you wouldn't abandon you for two months while giving you every indication that she could talk to you if she wanted to, but doesn't and never tells you why.

>>54644788
Gura doesn't care she only does it for money

>>54644786

>>54644878
She should make a tempura Gura plush then. That shit would sell like a forest fire. Maybe not Dino levels but still.

>NO LONGER SHORTEST VTUBER
>NO LONGER STREAMS
>NO LONGER CARES ABOUT HER CHUMBUDS
ONE STREAM

this is what happens when you get bullied out of /#/. you try shitposting here to feel better

>>54645061
Why would I post in that shit thread its full of faggots and niggers

>>54645086
But aren't you a faggot? You're coming here to try to ride on my dick.

>>54644991
>>NO LONGER SHORTEST VTUBER
It's so easy to tell nijikek can you make it harder?

>>54644991
>NO LONGER SHORTEST VTUBER
Do your reps before shitposts niji

>>54645173
Anon why would I ride your dick stop projecting your homosexual advances towards me that's gay af
>>54645224
Nijisanji is better though what does hololive have to offer?

>>54645086
Kek, caught you.

>>54645257
>Niji
kek thought so. Try harder next time.

Gura's a lazy streamer why do you fucks even support this shit oshi?

>>54645257
lmaooo that was fast

>>54645355
Why is /vt/ your oshi?

>>54645386
My dream is to murder gura

https://www.youtube.com/live/WkZJuVv2as0?feature=share&t=5723
lmao

Unironically why are nijinogs like this?

god i love her sneezing so much

I want to stick my knife in gura's thighs and then I want to fucking hear her moans as she says *aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and I hit her more
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and more
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and more
*ends up dying
Why am I like this bros...

>>54645821
get some help before you become a liability to your family

>>54645821
you mean why you are such a shitty and lame larper? no clue buddy, skill issue?

>>54645901
If this is true why did you reply to my bait?
>>54645876
Can people stop fucking projecting their shit lives onto me?

>>54645769
I like it when she sneezes like a dad.

>>54646207
i dunno why but her sneezing become my fetish..

Imagine Gura sneezing while giving you a blowjob and accidentally biting down and tearing your cock off

>>54646376
that's just like forcing your eyes to open while sneezing, try that

>>54644873
Why delete this? Nothing in that is wrong. I love Gura a lot and perhaps because you're ESL, you thought I was speaking as a non fan or troll. I wasn't. Regardless, Gura abandoned us for months and never gave any reasonable answer as to why she didn't feel like communicating even though it would have been easy for her to do so.
Her hours are by far the lowest in EN for a reason. She just doesn't get the same kind of enjoyment spending time with us as we do with her.

where is the sneeze soundpost from the last stream

>>54646478
Stop ban evading, nijinig.

>>54646528
i only have timestamp

>>54646550
I was never banned and I am not a nijinig. I am not the same poster that is trolling the thread.

>>54646478
Gura's priority is entertaining us when she's on. She's not gonna give us a sob story about how she was depressed or avoidant or whatever. It's why she says she hopes we have fun when she IS streaming.

>>54646683
ogey nijikek

>>54646528

>>54647102
Then I wish she would confide in us a bit more. I feel like I've spent years with her and despite believing in her over all the rrats and shit her antis say, she still doesn't value her fans' belief in her.

>>54647357
There is no confiding when everything you do gets leaked instantly. Fuck, she can say literally nothing about a topic and still have it shit up the board for years.

>>54647357
sigh..

>>54647357
Didn't I tell you to stop ban evading, nijitrash?

Can you guys bring back the cuck poster? Your shit larp cringe me out.

>>54647892
>she is so nervous she started biting her own tail
cute

>>54646478
Again with the deletion of a post that breaks no rules. I won't change my opinion no matter how many times you delete them. What Gura did showed her apathy towards us and your petty insecurity will never change that fact.
>>54647769
I'm not a niji fan, you schizo faggot. And I'm not ban evading. Like I said, the janny is selectively deleting posts hedoesn't like.

>>54647797
Can you learn English?

>>54647892
reminder that she was going to deny being a sharkwife but then backed out, we are getting to her

Goob morning
I love Gura

>>54647966
Keep seething

>>54648025
one of the happiest moments watching her, god bless this shark

>>54648025
Because she hates conflict. She doesn't want us to call her that.

>>54648003
I guess that's a no. You should learn from the cuck poster, his shitposts are more entertaining.

>>54648078
I'm not even angry. I just find it all very sad.

>>54647892

>>54648173
just kill yourself already and end it

>>54648152
You already know all the rrats about her. Go fulfill your fantasies somewhere else.

>>54648283
No. There's a lot of beauty in this world. Just none here. Not anymore.

>>54648292
Booooooo boring

gura is cognizant of us 'knowing' her after 3 years. i wonder if that contributes to her anxiety

>>54648843
no she likes that part of the relationship very much

>>54648952
by god

>>54648843
she also felt really close and personal during the member's stream, I'm glad she acknowldged our relationship only grows as time goes on

>i just realized oke_yzw account has been deactivated
why..

>>54649397
https://twitter.com/oke_comic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfesBQyizFM
Lots of Shion lately.

>>54649475
nice

>>54649809
head too big

>>54649426
I want to ruin this brat. T u T

Gumei is tomorrow, right?

>>54649893
no way get outta here with that kinda comment

>>54650123
nyo

powerful image

>>54649994
i doubt anything is confirmed

>>54650972
You'd be wrong, both Gura and Mumei have confirmed it.

>>54651040
not that its tomorrow as far as i know

>>54651105
Watch streams.

I want to touch Gura's pristine little slitty until it's messy. T o T

>>54651135
guras or mumeis?

>>54651105
don't feel bad gura confirmed it in members

>>54651385
wait do feel bad you should be a member

>>54651385
I am a member and even though I missed the stream because of EU time I watched it but I really can not recall her mentioning the date of the mumei collab. Well, happy to hear that its confirmed for monday then.

Didn't bother watching the debuts but uhhh it's kinda weird seeing the board not be blue for once.
I guess that's a plus of EN3, the sisters have new targets.

>>54651638
yeah, lets enjoy the next few weeks until the hype is gone and honeymoon is over and EN3 have reverted to 3views like council

God damn what a great week we had. Multiple Gura streams and now new friends for her to hang out with and possible stalk and murder on MC.

>>54651710

>>54651722
Gura really should play MC again, she said she will during the Freezeria stream but that was 11 days ago already

>>54651808
she's said she wants to play minecraft like 7 times since the last time she played it, the only reason this time will be different is advent being there

Gura Nerissa singing duet when? https://youtube.com/watch?v=DDL3-xC-Aro

>>54652649
cute pic, will warm her up

>>54652649
I really want to make a depressed Gura even more depressed. T o T

>>54652131
She wont be able to resist. The only question is which one will she kill first and how funny will it be and how will Kaela react since it happens during the time shes on as well

>>54653186
that reminds me gura lied when she said she was still going to sue Kaela and she's forgotten all about it by now

>>54654005

>>54654005
>>54654044
Cute!

>>54653409
Did you Niji husbando just graduate?

>>54655283
Erotic shark tummy built for licking

I'm salty I didn't get marine's limited set...

>>54655810
that's okay gura you'll get it next time

my pube

>>54656334
blockgame atlantis doko?

>>54656428
If Atlantis is ever finished I'm going to start seriously believing Gura will graduate soon.

>Gura recognizes G-Wagon
I love this shark

>>54657382
That's me getting rubbed and tugged by Gura.

Important News: Mori just said that she had no choice in whether she got pants or a skirt.

>>54658878
>news
None of them had any input on their models
We've known this since 2020/1

>>54659026
For the swimsuit, retard.

>>54659054
You mentioned that nowhere in your original post

Gura wet the bed...
Again...

>>54659170
Also, you're retarded if you think they had no input in their original models.

>>54659219
silly brat cant control her urinary system.

Me on her left nipple
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110375515

>>54659424
Me in her cunny

https://twitter.com/renrencomcom/status/1685351292246654976?t=peZNReuAODpEX9kn_Xnl-Q&s=19

>>54659522
>bush altsz

>>54659424
>>54659468
how did you 2 know my name is "me"

>>54659522
holy fuck he actually got the pube colors right

>Dudul went schizo too
It's over

goob morning buds

>>54659627
>pubes
>right
Impossible.

>>54659664
how is that "schizo" exactly? do you even know the meaning of that word?

>>54660046
schizo=hyped

>>54660345
retard

>>54659522
not realistic. Gura doesn't wax all that, the pubes go all the way around

>>54659522
>giving prepubescent children pubes
what is the point?

>I will now have to flip a coin and decide which EN kani I tribute when I goom

>>54661801
you do not belong here then

>>54661282
Ai please... your hand reps...

i don't care about lolis
i just like gura

WIFE WIFE WIFE

WIFE

GOOM PERMISSION

GURA HORNY

I JUST goomed and she retweets this?? Gura I'm on cooldown still

anyone got the archive for the ukelele karaoke?

GURA AWAKE
GURA HORNY
GURA GURA

search in youtube with that keyword

BLOOP IS CUTE

Holy goom permissions

oh yeah its goomin' time

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1685671876251553793
Do they?

>>54662843
just how horny is she

>>54662843
!

More ASMR never ever

>>54662843
Yes Micro bikinis

>>54662979
i bet i could punt that over the mountains

My wife is awake!

just liked this. looks like she's going to bed

>>54662843
Goomed

Gura's nakie T o T

My exhibitionist wife...

>>54662843
sharks do need swimsuits because it makes my penis hard

>>54663462
still waiting for the oji-san edit of this

why has Gura been so horny since coming back?

Gura is a slutty cunny T o T

>>54664064
she missed us

Told ya, she's not getting a swimsuit

>>54664064
The asmr love nest is almost ready.

>>54664064
she misses my chumcock that little slutwife ToT

>>54664064
She's worried and knows horniness is one of her biggest strengths.

>>54664491
worried about what?

>>54664587
You know what.

>>54664276
why wouldn't she? are you retarded?

>>54664607
what? math? swimsuit? stop vague posting you faggot

>>54664064
She wants us to only watch her in hololive. Will you be faithful or will you watch the next best thing?

>>54664607
Hololive isn't nijinigger, this is not a competition

>>54664656
This isn't true at all, watch streams.

>>54664693
>>54664700
is he talking about that rock loli? you know that girl is not gura competition

>>54664656
I watch whoever streams, which is usually not Gura.

>>54664656
I already only watch her. I don't know how you all spend all day watching vtubers. Aside from Gura they're pretty cringe.

>>54664765
Nonsense. She's already stolen many chumbuds.

>ban evading nijinogs already here
yawn, enjoy your split

>>54664818
You already did this last thread, try something new

>>54664818
That's good, she can have all the menheras.

>>54664818
can you back to cuckposting instead?

>>54664878
The facts don't need updating.

My wife really is the best

>>54664818
>Please i need attention.
you should go and watch mysta instead here sister

>>54664944
The fact that you can't stop thinking about Chumchad's cocks is sad

>>54664944
dont you need sleep? its already late night in Manila, you need to go to school anon

>>54664999
People yelling at me sure do know a lot about people I don't watch or care about.

>>54665086
so true sis

I supposed jannies are occupied deleting nijinnigers shitposts in other threads. How many

>>54664626
She'll be naked

>>54665086
We know you only care about Chumchads, we are your oshi

>>54665123

>>54665086
You should ask mista don't leave instead be happy where he is sister. Who is next: Selen, Shu or Vox??

>>54664818
I'm not a drone. I don't care what other fags do. I just love me shork.

oh nyo

>>54664944
Here are the facts. New girl is an Asian and a seanig at that. Gura is white. I stick with Gura.

>>54665414
Oof... there goes my plans to masturbate to her.

>>54665488
girl is a Thai

>>54665414
Add that the only america in advent is Nerissa because we already know the Twins are Japanese with fluent english like Coco and Irys

can we not let a niji shitposter turn this into an anti thread?

>>54665598
that tallest girl is a fembud, I can feel it

>>54662843
Personally, I believe sharks should always be naked.

>>54665679
Same

>>54665709
desu

>>54665672
The tallest one is KFP to the core. Thats what people already said it.

>>54665679
same

>>54665656
You really expect civility out of people who think someone not being white is enough reason to not watch them?

>>54665656
Anon they arleady said their shit when Mumei, Kobo and Laplace debuted. Nothing new. Gura is natural boomer with autism. Difficult to compare with others.
There can be only 1 Gawr Gura.

I only watch Gura and masturbate to her lewds. No other girls can faze me.
I have only one goal and it is to get my seed inside gura.

how do you feel now that we're in a cuncun arms race?

factos: gura is cute

>>54665789
I guess there really is no fembud this time around

>>54666291
EN4 for sure

>>54639681
artist of OP's pic just got called out for tracing lmao
https://twitter.com/koyonept_u/status/1685602961207287808

>>54666361
Don't import retarded artist drama here, no one cares.

dashi' rindo

Gura shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes.

https://files.catbox.moe/uhd4ym.mp4

I need to goom

>>54666993

>>54666361
what picture was traced

>>54666174
more threesome fap material for me

>>54666361
lol as soon as I saw the attention whoring I felt sus about that artist

>>54667480
they're underage, which explains everything. this is a valuable learning experience

>>54667764
wtf, wouldn't have expected that but I guess that explains the edginess/humor

>>54639812
First girl was a massive red flag, avoid at all costs. I hope Gura ignores her completely.
Second girl was decent, I really like her model, didn't like garbage like Apex though. Might have potential to be roped into Gura's pleasure games like DbD or maybe some Monster Hunter.

>>54666361
also koyo is a 16 year old korean girl
(do not groom her)

>>54668177
retard, you should know to hold some information back

>>54668295
it's public knowledge

>>54665598
>already know the Twins are Japanese
no

what if
gura walked in on you peeing
and saw your biggest shame
your micropenis
she is your friend
probably your only friend at school
she makes a promise
that she wont tell anyone
one day
its show and tell time
and its gura's turn
she suddenly turns to you
makes you stand
and pulls down your pants
everyone laughs
the teacher
your classmates
and even gura
laughing hard enough to bring the whole roof down
snorting
wheezing
huhaha

>>54668177
>(do not groom her)
No grooming is required.

>>54668701
uhh i dont know what having a tiny dick feels like. I'm above average, apparently.

>>54639812
>>54668010 This is basically my take although I'm holding out to drop Shiori depending on her collab with potential friends or whatever since it was still vague, not hopeful though. For Bijou yeah Apex listed was basically the only red mark but even then it sounded like she was trying to learn it to get along with Hololive girls specifically. I'd rather not see her bother with Apex or the Apexfag group in Holo though. Bijou is above them honestly, except like StartEnd I guess.

>>54669991
For some reason, watching this really made me miss her. Like a lot.

>>54668394
and? literal doxxfag logic

>>54670070
It’s the smile at the end

>>54668010
Is Gura really that into MonHun? I only seem to remember her streaming it a couple of times because Rise was FOTM at the time.

>>54670268
She said she was playing it off stream a lot.

>>54670268
She played quite a bit offstream recently

>>54670268
She's played it offstream some, but given how little she plays video games that doesn't tell you much other than "She enjoys the game enough to play it offstream"

You guys love Gura too much

>>54670807
shut up gura

>>54670213
Yeah, I think you're right. I want to see her again.

I made bacon and eggs.

>>54670852
You just saw her the other day

>>54639812
>>54669185
Its 3 steps forward, 1 step back with Shiori. She could very well turn the gen into a dumpster fire if she doesn't keep to herself. Especially if she pulls some of her "friends" she had as Natsumi into collabs with the others.Gura might have her hands full with this one. She's easily Omega 2.0.

Bijou's too cute for words. Fairly inexperience but more ready for the task. Her debut was pretty seamless & she handled that 126K like they wasn't even there. BUT, she does seem like the type that could be for up anything. So I hope Gura pulls her in 1st.

>>54670920
Based. I still have leftover wings in my fridge so I'll be consuming that later

>>54670922
More than that, she even tweeted and gave us some nice goom perms.

>>54639812
Rock good and look forward to seeing how they mesh. Other girl is instant red alert for that outside holo collab talk that she felt the need to do on debut, seems like a new Mori in terms of being an "in" for some twitch crowd to holo. Happy to be mistaken but for now I hope they have minimal interaction, about the best thing I can say about her is that is a pretty unique debut schedule.

>post inviting off-topic sister replies predictably gets off-topic sister replies

>>54670922
I'm a Guraholic. I cannot resist her, and I go into withdrawal if I go without her for too long.

sorry if it’s been asked before but is there a relay for second debuts today? When is gubas swimsuit showing, or do we not know

I want dakimagura now!!! >:(

My wife Gura is always naked in our home. Clothes are just a hindrance.

>>54671844
gura is going to be naked, she is above swimsuits

>>54666361
>minor
>draws ms paint tier drawings every day
>some are horny pilled
>slaps interaction bait on top of it
Who didn't see this coming? Yall need better standards for artists to follow if this type of art is what activates your neurons.

>>54672336
why do you care

>yall

Gura is going to wear her swimsuit in a way that it doesn't really matter she's wearing a swimsuit like her slitty showing through anyways

>>54672336
who are you talking to? everyone here disliked that artist
>yall
lurk moar

>y'all'd've

>>54672457
no, everyone here did not dislike that artist sis

>>54671041
I guess it's hard to expect the western talent pool to truly respect and appreciate the talents and culture of Hololive. Gura is an exception rather than the rule, which is why I even started paying attention to her in the first place. She seemed to truly appreciate and respect the idols, seeing that they really are big fish.
Bijou seems to have the makings of an idol as well, but we'll see if she's destined for greatness or not.

stop using y'all if you're not from a confederate state

>>54672457
>we
get out, I liked her art, and several other people posted it too

>>54672642
I don't even use it. the worst verbal tic to enter the public is saying "y'all" and "folks"
t. Southerner

>>54672778
replying twice won't make it true, sis

>>54672950

>>54672642
we have this talk like every month, it's not primarily a southern thing. plenty of north east and donkey loving cities use y'all.

>>54672591
Gura's massive respect for Hololive & the idols is something that can't be faked or undervalued. It might be too soon to say this Dimitri stuff was caused by it but it might be enough to keep EN from imploding.

*toots*

>>54673532
Some people want to soar to greater heights, while some are comfortable never leaving their front doorstep.

>>54673975
*SNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*