/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

BAU BAU

>>54796091
BAU BAU

>>54796091
>name
hello /baubau/ - FUWAMOCO General

BAU BAU

BAU BAU

>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO

BAU BAU

Ok, they made my dead cold heart feel SOMETHING again for the first time after EN2 debuts. After failing to keep up first with Mori and Waston and then Kronii, Fauna and Mumei for longer than a month as a non-NEET EUfag, I'll give these dogs one last chance. Third time's the charm, I hope their streams will be shorter and thus easy to catch up with than some others since they're so frequent. No delusions of being able to keep up with more than one chuuba anymore, if THIS doesn't work out, I'll just accept vtubers aren't for non-NEETs outside amerimutt timezones and give up for good. Wish me luck wageslave goslingbros.

>>54796091
repost from end of last thread: what's your favorite FUWAMOCO debut goal?

>perform on stage
>learn to be good therapy dogs
>concert in north america with hololive en
>live together with other holomem
>release our own produced food
>ride on shiori and nerissa's backs
>produce our own visual novel
>have a fuwamoco solo concert
>become a tourism ambassador
>touch noel's floofies
>appear on tv as a segment announcer
>debut our 3d bodies
>do an off-collab with advent
>explore minecraft with mumei and kronii
>debut as a member of hololive en
>become nendoroids
>write lyrics in japanese
>complete goal list
>be in a commercial
>pero becomes a pillow
>run a maid cafe for a day
>touch ina's tentacles
>hug all the advent members
>sing japanese oldies together with marine
>have an original song in a game
>help cute animals find their furr-ever home
>go to onsen with advent
>solve puzzles with ame
>learn how to play minecraft
>release a dakimakura so we can protect you at night
>get less scared of horror games (to a reasonable level)
>perform at a certain summer idol festival in odaiba
>perform at animelo summer live
>be in a video game
>do on location video editing
>release an original song
>learn how to do asmr
>get a new outfit
>collaborate with our favorite vn companies
>get 7 hours of sleep a night
>release a physical cd
>bring everyone together
>release hololive idol project songs in english
>have a life size cardboard cutout that we can take home
>hit 1 million subscribers within 1 year
>participate in a collab cafe
>be able to touch our toes
>be true to our instincts
>be in a manga
>pass the jlpt n1
>become your oshi
>rap together with calli
>be a part of hololive super expo
>do a hololive en musical
>beat ringfit adventure on the hardest difficulty
>become friends with nerissa's buddy shadow
>improve our fps shooting skills
>help you when you're lost
>get good at a fighting game
>sing denpa songs with polka
>learn bahasa indonesia to talk with id members
>have our original song in holo music studio
>release a jacket so we can keep you warm
>release an omamori so we can always protect you
>voice a character in a video game
>protect your smile
>get mococo used to eating natto
>talk about visual novels with miko
>make you smile so much your face hurts
>make you laugh so hard your tummy hurts
>get slapped by gura's tail
>collab with japanese comedians
>release a digital stamp set
>have cute cosplayers
>release bed sheets so you don't have to choose between us
>learn to do a sumersault
>get used to being around birds
>have fun and make (some) mischief
>release original sneakers so we can help you walk
>collaborate with amazing companies
>have confidence
>sing anime songs with irys
>hololive concert at yokohama arena
>learn to mix vocals ourselves
>deepen our bonds with all of advent
>be on an ad truck and blast music everywhere
>mococo learns to do a death scream
>release lots of voice packs
>have a pajama party with advent
>asmr with fauna
>release a fuwamoco visual novel
>get our paws on fuwamoco doujinshi
>carry bijou in our arms like a princess
>dance together with bae and kiara
>meet you in person with hololive meet
>make sure you never hurt

/baubau/ is speed

are their periods synchronized ?

>>54796091
>Crtl+F baubau
its easy i like it

God Fuwawa's boobs are so fluffy and bouncy...whoever did their models absolutely nailed it

Fuwa-chan fluffy and cute
Moco-chan fuzzy and cute

I love them both

I say fuwa and you say moco!

FUWA!

>>54796091
BAU BAU

>>54796263
MOCO!

>>54796194
Nice to meet you! How'd you like the morning stream?

>>54796263
MOCO

how long until Mococo has perpetual exasperated face?

>>54796263
MOCO

>>54796222
For me, it's "hug all the advent members"
Really cute

>>54796222
>complete goal list
I just wish for them to make real this one

>>54796208
fuzzy fluffy funny sisters! :D

Bwos... what do I tweet about for #FWMCMORNING. My route to work is as bad as it gets and I don't have pets...

So what did you learn after their first stream, anontachis?

>>54796263
MOCO!

Donkeybros.....

>>54796263
FUWA!

>>54796312
I really enjoyed it

>>54796312
General chama

Alright so...How long until the catalog shitters and most of the newfriends filter themselves out?

>>54796378
They are the best

fuck I missed it

>>54796222
i have like 80 pairs of shoes so i'll go with
>release original sneakers so we can help you walk
but if they're ridiculous chunky sneakers like their models' then i don't care

>>54796222
>>get good at a fighting game
i cant wait for this imagine street fighter 6 versus stream

The unintelligible speech puts me off, but synchronized exclamations pull me back in.

>>54796359
Ackchyually, since "complete goal list" is one of the goals, they'll never be able to complete that goal (or the entire list), because the last goal left would be to complete the goal list.

>>54796232
Probably, my female biology teacher said that sometimes when two women spend a lot of time together their periods end synchronizing.

already mogging their roastiemates
can't wait for shiori seethe

>>54796396
MOCO

Man I really hope we finally got some Christian EN girls

>>54796220
As a wagie I just put on vods of the girls i like while doing a hobby like model painting or sun bathing in my backyard on the weekends

>>54796359
>complete goal list
>get mococo used to eating natto

ruffianbros... it's fucking over...

Pledge of Loyalty - FUWAMOCO
>I pledge my loyalty to protect the smiles of the Ruffians.
>On wet rainy days,
>During the dog days of summer,
>No matter the weather,
>I will be there to brighten your day and warm your heart.
>Even when my barker doesn't bark too good,
>I will continue to wag my tail by your side.
>Bau bau.

>>54796467
We need the korone training arc

>>54796263
MOCO!

>they want to release a FuwaMoco visual novel someday
Whose route will you be taking?

>>54796312
morning stream was great, can't wait for the next one general-chama

>>54796378
Now that I listen to them closely it really sounds like they are sharing one polaroid microphone
And the mic is not close enough to Fuwawa

This is the true idol experience, watching someone you love grow and make it big. I'm still just so happy for them, they deserve it.

>>54796500
have they talked about being Christian?

>>54796546
harem route

>>54796533
BAU BAU

>>54796494
what's the biological reason for this? is there a purpose? why the fuck does it even happen?

Fuck, these dogs made me smile and kept me watching a full stream for once.

Is this what having an Oshi is?

>>54796533
BAU BAU

>>54796546
The one where we end up in a incestuous threesome

>>54796585
No

>WE ARE BASICALLY MARRIED NOW
>SORRY LADIES, IM A TAKEN MAN

I'm considering making a twitter account just so I can interact with them but I'm not sure

>>54796533
Bau bau!

>>54796222
how did they come up all of this? I swear they are something else beyond what i have seen on any hololive hires. Truly peaked idols

>>54796091
I bet they french kiss after that as a joke, haha

>>54796502
I used to put the karaoke these girls did on in the background while painting minis. It's maximum comfy.

>>54796312
Is this gonna be every morning? next time I'm gonna listen while eating breakfast

>>54796564
Moco is on Fuwa's lap so it's hard to hear Fuwa, please understand.

>>54796607
?? breeding ??

>esl here

it's difficult to make out what they are saying most of the time, but i can understand their japanese and japanese is not even my natave language.

>>54796546
secret third route where you get both

>>54796607
So that all females in a group are fertile at the same time for breeding, like not even coomer brain thats literally it

>>54796546
the harem route obviously

>>54796546
Mococo. I like the thought of her being more wary of you at the start but warming up to you over the course of the game until she loves you enough to let you touch her tail and ears. GENTLY.

>>54796584
Likewise. Only bigger heights to scale from here, ruffianbro.

Do some people actually can't understand what they're saying? Or am i getting baited?

>woke up at 4am
>have to stay awake until 2am+stream
this WPULD be a problem except:

>>54796633
oh. i'd like if they were Christian too, but why bring it up then?

I'll need to get a dog and go for walks

Anyone else who would want these morning streams to be just 1-2 hours later than right now?

>>54796776
Just put your mother on a leash

>>54796091
A good addition to OP for now: https://litter.catbox.moe/b736se.mp4
This is their orisong, hopefully they'll post it soon. Lyrics were posted in last thread >>54790982
>>54796674
No, by schedule it's M/W/F. Still pretty nice though.

>>54796776
You already have 2 dogs.

Nice comfy morning stream. Fuwawa was cute when she was all nervous speaking Nihongo

>>54796756
Based keyed Gooseposter

>>54796546
twincest route

>>54796546
true ending, I need them both

>>54796800
The walks would do her some good desu

>>54796585
No but
>don't cuss
>adverse to nudity and alcohol/drugs
>extremely positive
>RMs dress very modestly(no cleavage)

>>54796765
NTA so I have no idea. I'm not Christian so I don't care either way.

>>54796546
>it's going to be all ages
sigh...

geez fuwamoco can really talk a lot without actually saying anything. i had to try hard to focus on it. and when i finally thought they had my attention, they paused to shill the voice pack again. not a great way to follow up their great debut for me. benefit of a doubt this borderline advertisement stream was just rigid to get the formalities out of the way, there's some craziness on their schedule sure to force some energy in there.

>>54796584
Yeah, I really think this gen is going to be the one that makes holoEN worth watching. Myth was kind of a prototype gen, solid talents like Gura/Ame but hampered by weird/underperforming choices like Ina and Kiara. Council was just kind of forgettable overall, but this group seems like they're actually going to be something special.

>>54796494
Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1jvoCFFtA8&ab_channel=MarriedwithChildren

>>54796720
what's the point? wouldn't that dilute the support structure if more babies pop out at the same time?
also gigachad can only fuck so many women at once. all the others will get impregnated by betas.

>>54796847
based

>>54796866
Good to have bonding time too, introduce her to our new wives

I love Fuwa's tits

Good morning Ruffians

>>54796781
They're at 19:00 hours for me so will be absolutely perfect for an after-uni dose of diabetes once the classes resume. Don't like how the other streams start at 5 in the morning though, I can't wake up THAT early.

Sex with Moco with the door slightly ajar as Fuwa peeks at us in jealousy

>>54796941
too bad she doesn't feel the same.

>>54796674
From the schedule it looks like its gonna be every friday wensday and monday.
FWM
FuWaMoco

>>54796091
What would be their reactions to reading these generals while we are goslinging?
I'm way too parasocial right now btw.

>>54796908
feel free to leave. you won't be missed.

Pissed of the twitter trannies I guess

Goodnight fellow Ruffians!

>>54796926
Beta babies will die off quickly, lots of fertile women mean that if a baby dies or a mother dies there is someone to take up that place

>>54797027
I hope they never see my yuriposting

>>54796720
>for breeding
AGAINST breeding. it syncs up to the alpha female's schedule so that she knows when the rest are fertile and she can control who they're fucking

>>54797046
>gatekeeping even the smallest criticisms on day 1
stay brainwashed, cultist.

BAU BAU everyone !!

>>54796776
don't do it anon. you might get a girl friend.

God, I love Fuwawa and Mococo so much....
I need lewds. Like, lots, lots of lewds. I wanna beat off to them so bad.

>>54796908
they're CGDCT. if you want a lecture on quantum mechanics then maybe go somewhere else?

>All those doubters who said they were 2 view nobodies and weren't good enough
>All those doubters who said they'd given up hope on vtubing
>All of those doubters who said travelers were annoying for "astroturfing" or "playing up"\
>Those doubters are coming in trying to be fans now
If that applies to you I hope you're at least apologetic about it

I added the oshi mark to my X

>>54797010
I will make her appreciate her body

>>54796941
I love Fuwa's milky bouncy tits and Moco's hot sexual tummy

>>54796222
>>>become a tourism ambassador
>>>collaborate with our favorite vn companies
>>>release a fuwamoco visual novel
travelers...

>>54796874
That doesn't mean they're a Christian, anon.

>>54797046
Neither will you. You know nothing about these women and you're already this defensive? Not a good fit for the twins' vibe.
>>54797163
Why intentionally misinterpret what was said? Who does this apologism serve?

>>54797235
I know, I said I hope they are.

>>54797104
fuck off

>>54797142
That would be catastrophic..

But they need the dog pics

>>54797202
This but only Mococos taught tummy and butt

>morning streams will be at 11am est
>tfw wake up every day at 11am
Feels good man.

>>54797104
>>54797236

>>54797177
hey, i sure hope we can. stranger things have happened, look at mori going from dead fish to curious. it could happen.

>>54796926
In the ancient past, reproduction was limited mainly by food supplies and the lack of a good way to store food. Essentially you didn't want a regular child at all times of the year, you would want them all to be born at a time you actually could feed them.

>>54797208
Go! Go! FUWAMOCO! HoloLIVE with you~

>>54797104
>shitstirring over the smallest things on day 1
stay retarded, shitstirrer.

Alright, Ruffians, looks like it's finally time for me to go to sleep. What an absolutely perfect debut day for them, I'm happier than I've ever been and I'm fairly sure I will be for a long while. They deserve every bit of this success and more, and I can't wait to see what they can do in the future.

See you all in nine hours for Phogs. Stay fluffy and fuzzy, BAU BAU!

>>54797202
best pupers

>>54797348
This is schizophrenic

>>54797163
>if you want a lecture on quantum mechanics
i would unironically love hearing these girls try to explain quantum theory

I sent in my dog pics, have you ruffians?

How long until this general stops being an extension of the catalog?

>>54797394
you are mentally ill.

>>54797394
See you next stream ruffian

>>54797013
That's pretty cool but I need them to cheer me up every morning, I'm a needy anon

>>54797348
Not even understandable, retard.

>>54797394
I'm incredibly happy for them! BAU BAU!

>>54796546
Multi sex drifting

So Fuwa doesn't like lewds but Moco is kinda okay with them?

But that only makes me want to lewd Fuwa more...

>>54797394
BAU BAU SLEEP GOOD!!!

I like Fuwamoco!

>>54797438
>send them pictures of themselves
how would they react

>>54797449
Couple weeks sadly

her stream is the same time im at gym maybe i need to wake up early now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wljtrCbl3Vw

>hide post
>hide replies
>BAU BAU
It really is just that simple.

>>54797526
Flat girls are always lewder to make up for it

>>54797394
>See you all in nine hours for Phogs

>3am
I'll have to pass

>>54797544
What a coincidence, me too!

>>54797526
yeah, it's weird she agreed to be the titpup again when she's the prude one.

>>54796418
Haha you funny

>>54796605
Welcome home, bro.

>>54797546
Only one way to find out

>>54797438
I kinda wanna, but the weather is bad, and my Twitter is too full of lewds.

>>54797467
I'm gonna replay the morning voice every morning

Separate channels created on May
same date as Fuwamoco channel creation
https://www.youtube.com/@MococoAbyssgard/about
https://www.youtube.com/@FuwawaAbyssgard/about

>>54797556
Same as Shiori's general huh?
Fair enough. I imagine Council's debut was probably the same.

If fuwamoco's my oshi does that mean im a slut because there's two of them?

>>54797584
I wonder how many BAU BAUs we can reach in one thread

>>54797160
Traveler who thought they were done with vtubing, I was kinda coping, I'm absolutely overjoyed. I'm glad they're using this opportunity to the fullest too, that goal list has me inspired. They really want to make the most of this. I hope it helps perk up some of the other EN girls since the whole branch has been kinda slow and low-energy for a while.

Fuwamoco should cover this.
https://youtu.be/_VH91mivTUw

>>54796418
It shouldn’t take too long given how mad they seem

>>54797701
>Same as Shiori's general huh?
No. If she collabs with males it will always be bad.

>>54797160
I'll admit I didn't watch them much before although I did catch a few streams and did enjoy them. I'm happy they're in.

>>54797675
They probably wanted them to be separate streamers at first.

>>54797702
They are literally okay with marrying the same man so no, it's ok
You just love them both equally

>>54797394
Can’t wait for the Phogs stream!!

https://youtu.be/ddU6fjZ46Yc

>>54797675
One channel to rule them all
https://youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch

>>54797675
I think this is just a contingency in case they decided to not stay for the debut and they had to look for other people

I'd rather have 2 Mococos

>>54796208
HAI
HAI
HAI

>horrible times
Boo, eu friendly streams when

>>54797805
Why are you so mean about their genmates? Fuwamoco wouldn't want you to be this way

>>54797822
>They are literally okay with marrying the same man so no, it's ok
N-nani?!

>>54797750
>The anime women dont meet my highly specific standards so ill shit up all of social media and 4chan because everyone cares abut my shit tier opinion
>no i wont explain myself or give constructive criticisms

>>54797160
Pretty funny how we went from a year of "LITERALLY WHO?" and calling them failed 2views and now all of the sudden they're acting like they were part of the winning team all along.
It's like watching Man United fans suddenly becoming Man City fans when they were bought out by the Saudis

>>54797805
Please leave your schizophrenia at the door, thank you. I will not let you use them as a weapon for your stupid crusade.

>>54797894
you have no idea what they do or don't want you brainwashed invalid

>>54797526
I want to slap Fuwa's bouncy tits lovingly

>>54797722
Cute song, one of them said she liked denpa?

>>54797675
probably just so nobody would take them

>>54797884
You're not a real man to be able to handle two mococos

wtf there's nothing there

>>54797610
maybe they've gotten used to their old "bodies"

>>54797890
Nobeta and Donkey Kong should be like 22:00, good enough to catch ar least few hours.

>>54797208
it hurts but they're in a better place now. I

>>54797894
>>54797942
Fuck off globalfags

>>54797945
Pretty sure they don't want you to be an asshole to their friends it's not complex

I don't have a Xwitter. So someone ask Moco if there's anything about her sister that she's jealous about.

Yup, my initial fears were justified. I really like Moco's tomboy voice and HATE HATE HATE Fuwa's fake, airy voice. I hope they end up doing solo streams in the future so I can just watch the streams where it's Moco's turn.

>>54797876
most logical explanation probably

>>54797930
It is what it is. I'm just happy more people will be able to see how great they are.

Was Makoto also a prude?

>>54797981
literal perfection

>>54798042
Fuwawa just needs to get her own mic so that they can increase the volume and itll be perfect

>>54797160
>>54797930
I was one of the ones saying "literally who". To be fair they were literally 2views that were only talked about /here/.
Their debut completely sold me and I've been kneeling for the entire day.

>>54797981
perfection

>>54796533
BAU BAU

>>54796546
Harem route, no question about it. They both need your love

>>54797718
My heart sank when I saw their IRL channel and didn't even follow because I always hoped I'll see them again somewhere, someday. I'm glad that they got in.

How would you feel about them transferring to holoJP?

>>54797630
Bau Bau bro, Bau Bau

>>54796751
Probably both

>>54797449
Give it a month. Alternatively someone else could yab earlier and the catalogfags leave faster that way.

>>54798214
Where the doogs go ill follow

>>54798214
Please don’t
Then they would speak debuff language all the time

>>54798125
At least you admit to it.

>>54798078
Yeah true. Pros always comes with cons so we'll get used to it.

>>54798214
No, fuck off. It's great that they speak so much English.

>>54797930
This is correct but I can't get the thought out of my mind that you did the britbong equivalent to an American starting a comparison with "So imagine a burger..."

>>54798214
i would be sad. JP already has enough of this sort of energy

There a very big problem about Fuwawa
Her voice is too low compare to Mococo
I hope someone can SC her about this
I barely can hear her talk

Are they house-trained

>>54798214
very unlikely that the JP branch would hire anyone that hasn't lived there for a significant portion of their life

>>54796751
its unironically ESLs, i think. They sound like the typical female asian ESLs.
Also Fuwawa is way too quiet, so that'll make it hard for most to hear her.

>>54798452
That I agree with. Fuwa's voice is so fuwa that it's hard to hear sometimes

>>54798452
>SC her
If only... They're going to get a lot of money when supas open up.

>>54798560
I wanna see their reaction to the love flooding their way.

>fuwawa says cum
>mococo says don't cum
what do?

>>54798452
Supachat? We can just send them something on the twitter help hashtag

>>54798560
Stop being a namefag, retard

>>54798525
It's weird because their japanese is also slightly off

>wake up
>start my morning watching a morning stream of these two girls, except they're in fucking hololive now
>another stream coming later tonight
>they had a god tier debut last night, everyone loves them
>living their fucking dream in the biggest company in the world, get to show everyone what they're really made of
Travel- I mean, Ruffians, how are we feeling this morning? Personally, I think its a wonderful morning.

>>54798631
faint

>>54798452
I will address all my superchats to Mococo

>>54798631
Shouldn't it be reversed

i had two twin friends when i was in high school so these two just remind me of those times

I NEED YOUR BEST BAU BAU TIMESTAMP
IT'S FOR BAU BAU BUSINESS

>>54798525
>They sound like the typical ESLs
They didn’t used to sound like this. I thought they were native English speakers
Did they actually become ESL?

re watching the 8 hr goi play though

The flat sister was always better than the booba sister

>>54797981
she's perfect

these dogs really are grateful for their fans aren't they

>56 baus
Not enough.

what was the bad word they didnt say?
couldnt watch the collab

>>54798771
>Did they actually become ESL?
It's rare, but it can happen. Coco became a legit ESL after spending a few years in Japan.

>>54797981

>>54798811
they did NOT say fl*ffed up

BAU BAU !

>>54798452
I think they just need to turn the BGM down, rather than her speaking louder

>>54798791
They were at the absolute bottom so they are humble

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>missed the morning stream
FUCK

>>54798811
I think it was 'walked' misheard as 'fucked'

Playing with Fuwawa's hair while she sleeps on my lap!

>>54798843
Thank you anon I was going to make that edit myself later but now I don't have to

>>54798811
THEY WERE FRAMED !

Bros, I think I’m to go BAUsterbait to their lewds…

>>54798410
If I wanted to do that, I'd say being from London and talking about how you hate Greggs and then going up north and pretending you love Greggs to fit in.

>>54798870
I really don't understand why anyone needs BGM besides intro anyway

>>54798918
watch the vod like me

>twins
>one is a titty monster while the other is a cutting board
they're just baiting coomers...

>>54798675
i feel very blessed that i can watch them again
and very happy for them, because now they can fulfill their dreams

>>54798791
They do. Even as 2 views they loved their fans and were emotional wrecks when they were canned

Its now day 2, I have yet to fap to their lewds. How long until I break?

>>54798976
Baubooru coming strong

>>54798811
Mori misheard "locked up"

>>54797930
Yagod has handpicked them and save their soul so that they can bask in all of the glory

The twins has finally reach Valhalla, so we should be happy for them

>>54799066
They're your wives, you need to coom to them. It would be disrespectful not to.

>>54798970
If my shitty edit is good enough for you then you're welcome

>>54798242
Thankfully it's easy to tell the imposters from the real thing.

>>54798811
they said locked up in jail/cell but a chan and mori misheard it for f*cked up.
they proceeded to tell mori to get her ears checked LOL

>>54798560
When do memberships open up?

>>54796908
agreed, they know how to be cutesy and how to pander to holofags, which is great, but they are SO fucking bland. at least that's my first impression.

>>54798452
Anon wait until they open SCs and memberships and can stop being poor
They'll be able to buy an amazing mic and tech setup soon enough and then it'll all be good

>>54798183
Fuck off cuckbeat

>>54799116
You're correct. Finally becoming recognised for your talents is both a blessing and a curse.
So we should cherish the blessings as much as we can but never forget where we came from.

>>54797348
please stop breathing as soon as possible

>>54799180
true
>>54799206
like this guy is really giving it his all isnt he? poor ittle thing.

>>54799206
>holofags
so you’re obviously an outsider huh

>>54799314
Exactly like him, yes.

I kind of want to try natto now that I know Fuwawa likes it. Any anons here can describe what it tastes like?

So is it truly "them"? Haven't followed them at all and probably won't now, but I am still curious.

I wasn't there. I don't know their story. But what I see in front of me right now is something good and shines like the sun.That's why I love them.

>>54799206
>holofags
kill yourself

>>54797340
>>54797073
bullshit we are talking about which days of the month not which season of the year idiots

>>54797930
i found out about them a while ago, but after they graduated and was sad i didnt get to experience them back then, so im just glad i got a second chance. i wont let it go to waste

BAU BAU !

this weeks gona be awesome

next fuwamoco cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFjqEexH0Tg

So, they are /here/, right? Past life aside, they give off strong 2008-2012-era vibes.

>>54799507
yeah i only checked them out when i heard how they got screwed soo glad they are getting the shot they deserve they are gona be BIG

they are cute and I like them alot

>>54799507
That's all that matters. So long as you're not being a shitter and you're not shitting on their genmates or bitching about unrelated shit, you're welcomed.

>>54799403
it's very slimy and there's not much taste
you're supposed to flavor it with something else
not a big fan of it due to the smell

Bad news fellas. Seems the moderation doesn't like our girls being seiso idols so they're going to allow all kinds of shitposting and baiting in the name of "unity".
Do not relent however or this general will become like global or /uuu/.

>>54798996
Very true, and beating your wife after this week's footy match

>so pure they are afraid to cuss and disavow it even as a misunderstanding
I was literally hoping for an EN to be Sora level pure, and I got what I wanted. BASED YAGOO AND JAP-SAN.

How do I pick which one I should fap to?

>>54799606
God I hope not.

>>54799631

>>54799648
What does it smell like?

>>54799672
Well, England just lost a key player and we're playing against China on Wednesday, so...

>>54799722
Why fap to one when you can fap to both?

>>54799403
Taste like salty savory slimy things with slightly bitter aftertaste and old sock stinky odor

Once you've got past that stinky odor then you can enjoy this thing normally

>>54799731
like Fuwawa's feet

>>54799722
I would feel bad fapping to them, seriously

>>54799631
simple as

>>54799722
Well are you in a big tits kind of mood or a tummy mood

>>54799761
He's coming home...

So when they """talk in sync""" it's clearly rehearsed right? Since it comes off as unnatural

>>54799686
That was so cute. I can see why Calli and A-Chan made that mistake though

>>54799722
choose FUWAMOCO

These are my daughters, i love them dearly

>>54799403
they are tasty with rice. its basically beans and doesnt have any strong taste. also you should add leek and katsuobushi to nattto along with source for natto/onions source at least.

>>54799902
I want to have sex with your daughters.

>>54797575
put fuwamoco on the tv at gym. everyone will thank you. i've done this for years

>>54799870
>Calli

>>54799902
Those are my wives! I love your daughters dearly!

>>54799902
Those are my wives not your daughters

>>54799935
Same desu

Bros they're so fucking cute

>>54799915
>onions
holy fuck this is purely a garbage site that still filters that reddit meme

They are my wives

I am really not used to EN generals. I'm too used to JP generals. It's a very different kind of place. I'm sure it will calm down in a month or two, but it isn't necessarily bad. Just different.

>>54799539
We all get a second chance this time, anon. I'm one of them that fell off from watching any vtubers after Kizuna's final live. So I won't let the second chance go to waste either.

I hope my question gets picked ruffians

I feel really fucking empty after the stream is over. This empty feeling has never happened to me before, even with my favourite oshi.

>>54800081
there is a post-debut boom right now. i doubt they'll get 40k ccv forever, and the generals will slow down to reflect that.

I can't wait for the pillows and jackets to become real! Maybe for birthday or 1st anniversary? Am I getting ahead of myself? I just want to surround myself with them...

>>54800116

>>54800081
It will calm down, give it some time. Half the newfriends will leave the moment there's a new spicy yab. (Probably from Nijisanji again or something idk)

>>54800136
they'll be sub 10k within a month unless they get rid of the annoying baby talk.

>>54798042
It's okay to be gay but be nice about it

Surprised at them having the most subscribers, expected ironic weebs to get filtered by them, but I guess the demand for JP style EN holos was always there.

>>54800136
>>54800188
I'm fine with the speed either way. It's more about the kinds of posts. I can tell there is a different kind of poster in an EN general than JP one. Not bad, but different.

>>54800199
i am absolutely willing to sacrifice some popularity if it means it gets rid of anti-anime "trash taste" niggers like you

>>54800170
Fuck off

>>54799902
Remember they had to eat fat old hairy japanese salaryman asshole to get where they are right now.

>>54800313
what if they just didn't
what if you're weird cuck fantasy is just that

>>54800199
They got 40k BECAUSE of that.

Bros the doujinshi will be fucking glorious

>>54800313
h... hot...

>>54800356
Don't give him the (You), Ruffian.

>>54800356
Don't reply to bait

>>54800264
With the novelty of 2girls1channel, I kindof expected it desu

>Have to use other vtuber reaction images until artfags make more of Fuwamoco

>>54800116
behold, the awakening of a gosling

Excited for their first game stream. I just know it’ll be kino

>>54800264
CGDCT will always be in high demand and EN has been lacking it a bit lately, and there are two of them to boot. Not that surprising.

>>54800199
>annoying baby talk
Not annoying but cute. Your imo is trash and it's good thing you got filtered by their voice.

>>54800199
Ironic weeb detected. Cry more faggot.

He's talking to himself, isn't he?

prolly best to just ignore it most of it will go away when no one bites the bait

>>54799206
I bet you'd call Sora, Watame or Koyori bland too. Your opinion means nothing to me, they are pure hololive and exactly what I want.

>>54800363
yes, the futa doujinshi where they knot in all the holo girls

>>54800359
Bau's for the Bau god

>>54800081
Its not so much that its an EN general but its specifically a holoEN general. It will calm down sooner or later but ultimately being part of holoEN means you're always going to deal with this shit even if just a little, particularly when something big happens. Just pray these two manage to stay out of any drama.

are you guys buying the magnets? i'm not huge on the artstyle but i think i will buy them. i guess i will put them on the refrigerator

These girls are going to be the Gura killer, right?
They are literally the best thing to come out of Hololive since JP 4th gen and already at ~320k subs. Not to mention that they are bilingual. They are so perfect, I cannot imagine them having any less then 1.5+ million subs by the end of the year.

Whats a question you want to ask them but you wont because its too inappropriate for their stream?

>>54800499
FORTUNATELY idol culture is a thing

>>54800663
Can't wait for it

>>54800199
They are basically Miko x2 but EN
They are great

>>54800712
How big is it

>>54800712
Why are you so cute

>>54800699
why would anyone in hololive be a "gura killer"? popularity for them is de facto popularity for gura. why do you want that anyway?

>>54800663
Hot

>>54800712
About 438 different questions relating to them being twins and being nude around each other / touching each other in sexual ways

>>54800712
will they marry me?

>>54800747
and its ALWAYS a collab !

>>54800712
do you shower together

>>54800712
how many times do they have sex per day

>>54800712
I'd ask if I can bend them over and hug they're tails at the same time

>>54800829
Sorry bro, you're not me

>>54800712
are you house-broken?

Stop replying to bait, retards.

>>54800699
No, Gura's appeal is too wide. She's extremely palatable for normalfags. Our girls are extremely high quality, but them being so JP-style will filter a lot of people. They'll hopefully get a big JP audience though which is nice.

>>54800699
Don't really care if they kill Gura or not. Just want them to never have to worry about rent money anymore and have disposable income to buy the weeb stuff they've always wanted.

>>54800886
*their

just BAU BAU

>oh cool, eu timezone stream from the new talents
>its 30 minutes

>no nsfw tag
おわりだ

bau bau

>>54800356
You clearly do not understand how the idol industry works, not even shitposting now. You can't even imagine how fucked up it is.

Please stop replying to the obvious bait.

>>54801026
>pilot

>>54801026
L-let's go to bed so we can wake up at 4am to watch the bau bau...

>>54800910
Pretty sure it's replying to itself

>>54800699
There will never be a "gura-killer" until a chuuba comes along that is able to appeal to EVERYONE from causal chuuba fans to hyper holoautists

>>54800984
God there's so much to look forward to!

>>54796222
>>release a dakimakura so we can protect you at night
double dakimakuras or extra-wide dakimakura?

>>54801089
Together? Then I think we won't get to watch their stream because I'd be lost in your beautiful eyes

>>54801026
it's a fucking morning greeting show
other JP chuubas do this too
usually only on Mondays

>>54801176
>they are into fat bastards
extra wide it is

>>54801046
1. are you an idol? do you know any idols?
2. they're not actually "idols" you know? they were visual novel tourism ambassadors. their first idol gig is hololive, and if hololive was requiring sexual favors we probably would have heard about it by now.

you just have a weird fetish and should probably die

>>54801026
>it started just as my work ended and I was still driving home
No...

>posting gore
The homobeggars are angry

>check comments in some clips about the twins
>a lot of them clearly haven't ever seen them stream, nevermind GGN, not even as Fuwamoco
>THEY HAVE ONLY 2 STREAMS AND THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT AS IF THEY KNOW THEM WITHOUT EVEN WATCHING THOSE
fucking clipniggers man

>>54801256
Better not learn about Kiara then,

Why does not Hololive not negotiate with Youtube when they launch a new gen to ensure that donations and memberships are open from day one? They have so many large channels under their umbrella, stream basically exclusively on youtube now and put out relatively safe content. Youtube and Hololive are both leaving money on the table by not working out a deal for expedited monetization already.

I want to give the cute doggos money now damn it.

>>54801089
are you inviting me cute anon?

>>54801041
Ouch

>>54801332
I am not going to tell you to kill yourself. I am going to track you down and break every bone in your body.

>>54801279
You don't even know what gore is, retard.

>>54801256
they literally were idols anon

>>54801279
i've seen that video so many times over the yers, it doesnt even bother me anymore.
if you're gonna gorepost, at least post new shit.

>>54801200
>>54801391
you are focusing on the wrong thing! we're supposed to look at cute dogs!

>>54801418
Nah don't. Just fuck off instead.

>>54801398
>I am not going to tell you to [pathetic weak loser power fantasy]
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW BITCH

>>54800984
i really really hope nothing happens to fuwamoco morning, since its the only show of theirs i can watch live and its at the perfect time. still, love the effort that they actually plan to stream twice a day regularly, really feels too good to be true

When is the next stream?

>>54800984
>Nobeta
Uouhing is incoming

>>54801046
>he actually thinks that Oshi no ko is a good representation of idol industry
Let me guess, you also think that the Yakuza series is a representation of how Yakuza is in real life?

>>54801459
I don't know, anon. I am looking at a really cute bitch right now.

ﾊﾞｳ

ggn intro music>new one
tho

which twin has the weaker pussy?