/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mori could solo the trinity while Ollie touches herself and Kiara scream cool facts about herself

The trifecta of cringe and it wouldn't even be close. Gura and Ina would both be completely useless.

korone would fold all these hoes, at the same time

>>5485571
100%

>>5485534
fpbp

Even though I'm a trinityfag, I don't see them winning a fist fight against a group of infants to be honest, never mind that gaggle of degenerates.

>>5485571
>old hag
Nah. One kick from Kiara and Korone's old bones would break

>>5485508
According to HolofightZ, top stomps because Ina is a wrestling god

>>5485534
How does she keep getting away with it?

>>5485534
I don't know, Gura seems like the type to gouge eyes, and Ame is street smart.

Kiara would wrestle these people into submission alone

>>5485671
>old bones
>dog goes frequently to the gym doing fitness reps
>looks fit af on her roommate pics
> chokes her viewers with an arm strength only Kanata could rival.
The Exitdoor to global is that way newfag.

It's not a fair fight, Kiara has wrestling experience.

>>5485508
Ame is half latino, she'd wreck those whores

>>5485840
You know she’s in good shape because she rides the cock of every NPB player before and after games.

>>5485508
are we talking about roommates or characters?

Roommates I'd say cringe trio, Ina and Gura would be useless. If its by character then Based trinity because time travel until win.

>>5485508
Ame and Mori are evenly matched.
Zombie probably wrecks shark.
Kiara easily wrecks Ina.

>>5485508
Ame and Ina are both pretty scrawny, Gura is an unknown but is probably pretty fit. Mori is huge, a veritable monster compared to the others, Kiara knows wrestling and Ollie has high pain resistance from being constantly lashed for forgetting her hijab.
All in all I'd say The Trifecta of Cringe wins 9/10 times.

>>5485508
judging by ina and ollie ring fit results both would be completely useless in a fight

gura did a little better, dont know if the other 3 have played or how well they did

We all know Gura was masturbating during one of the cooking streams last year.

>>5485946
Mori goes to the gym. Safe to say she's in probably the best shape of all of them

>>5485938
>If its by character then Based trinity because time travel until win.
What the fuck
They're not winning against the fucking Grim Reaper lmfao

how the fuck Gura so skinny
like a goddamn child

>>5485984
with infinite tries, they'll figure out something.

>>5485946
Mori can travel around the world in a flash to thank akas Santa Claus-style, Ame sat down in her 3d stream less than an hour in. Kiara complains about pain frequently and is probably not going to be a big asset. It's basically Gura vs Mori

>>5485982
>Gura excelling at Ring Fit's highest difficulty
>Most other Hololive members nearly pass out doing so

Lol, okay.

>>5485508
I mean if we're judging by characters, Ina would win easily, since she's got more hands then everyone else.

>>5485980
She wasn’t masturbating. I was eating her pussy while she was cooking.

>>5486035
>actually doing your reps versus playing a game designed to get neets to exercise

>>5486025
There are infinite real numbers between 1 and 2 but none of them are 3
Sorry anon they all died

>>5486035
Ring fits highest difficulty is not actually hard.

>>5485941
Based on her ring fits I'd say Gura is the most fit of Hololive, next to Korone.

>>5485671
>ran around and jumped for 2 hours on a bad knee
>yet somehow 'ALL ABOUT ME' is gonna take her down with a flimsy low kick

Yeah, nah. Kiara getting a fucking right hook to the temple

>>5485508
Gura is the strongest. Ina is the weakest.

>>5486041
This makes sense

>>5486081
Weren't gyms closed pretty much everywhere for the better part of the wuflu?

>>5485940
gura performed a lot better than zombie on ring fit, but yeah ina ring fit streams from physical stand point did not look good, cant imagine kiara doing worse than her

>>5485534
Ame would cheat and pull out a shiv.

>>5485508
Lorewise Mori is the strongest, for sure. Maybe Ina could somehow stop her, but she's still just a priestess, not an actual elder being, so I don't know about that.

>>5486321
Ame's time travel operates on many worlds so she can just be replaced as many times as it takes to win.

>>5485671
Korone gives her a perfect right cross on the button, and she is now a vegetable.

>>5485508
Why’s Calli cringe now? You faggots turn on people at drop of a dime.

>>5485508
Both holomyth and roommate would be decided with just these two

>>5486387
>Why’s Calli cringe now? You faggots turn on people at drop of a dime.
>now

Fuck off tourist.

>>5486387
>now
Anon that's her secret. She's always cringe.

>>5486435
Fuck off schizo

>>5485508
Assuming we aren't going full weeb into a 'lore' fight, then see >>5486191. The 'fist' fight would involve fists for maybe a second before Amelia pulls out an actual weapon.

Lorewise I think I still give it to the trinity of based, though. Let's compare them by position vs the cringelords.

- Literal greek demigod who can't bleed VS rotting zombie, I give this to Gura easy
- Time-traveling detective vs janny of death (remember, Mori isn't Death, she's just his fucking janny), I think Mori edges out if Ame can't actually abuse time travel.
- Priestess of the elder gods vs a phoenix, Ina wins literally every time. Kiara can't die but Ina doesn't need to kill her, just shove her in a vat full of grail goo and call it a day.

>>5486480
It's okay, you gave yourself away already

>>5485982
its hard to guess it based on what they say because a lot of the holos will say they are all about sports, outside activities and exercising and then go on to perform terribly on ring fit

>>5485508
>Pitting midgets against an Amazonian reaper, A Giga Stacey and a Future Giga Stacey

Why did you make this thread

>>5486096
and most of the holos cant even do that much

>>5486421
Ame would fight dirty, she has experience fighting hobos in the most efficient way to minimize contact. The nigger of Nippon never stood a chance

>>5486604
Sure but the comparison was between Mori and Gura, Mori hasn't done ringfit yet but does goes to the gym which has a much higher potential ceiling than ringfit.

>>5486579
Ina is taller than all of them.

>>5485508
Rejecting your circumstances and substituting my own.
In-universe all out battle until the fighter is no-longer able to fight (reanimation methods need not apply) mostly because to the death is onesided given that Trifecta are all technically immortal.

Assuming Ina can control her arms (yes arms not tentacles, better for grappling) she's probably the most threatening brawler, those things are beefy, can probably crush a car and quite literally endless in numbers. In addition to any other abilities that AO-chan can bestow onto Ina in regards to reality warping she could probably solo the whole crew except maybe ame.
Given that Ame functions on a weird ruleset of multiverse time travel and has been shown to have time-speed manipulation powers, not just time travel. She is also a very threatening brawler. She can skip, slow, stop, reverse and jump through time. And since she can travel to other timelines she can bring other ame's in to fight with her. But she has the fragility of a human, and needs her watch to use her powers.
Gura is actually the weakest in trinity, having only superhuman strength and speed, that is probably limited greatly from not being in water. However, given this is an all out battle we're likely to see Red Gura after the first few drops of blood are spilled, and thanks to her 「Killer Instinct」 she is a very capable fighter and has better reaction times than anyone in trifecta.

Overall Trinity has the best hax, having access to bare minimum low-level reality warping and some of the most flexible time travel you could imagine. Ame would be best to play carefully and always be ready to reset the fight.

On trifecta, we have a zombie wielding a sword she just pulled out of her head, so we assume above human strength and endless pain tolerance. And I don't actually know, but I assume Ollie doesn't have remote limb-control, but doesn't actually get debuffed beyond the loss of the limb. However IF she has remote limb control, she's a wildcard, because that means any number of Joseph Joestar tier shenanigans, especially since she is actually pretty smart.
Mori is probably above average to low superhuman strength and speed, being able to wield her soul-rending scythe one-handed with such dexterity. Now, this is the main hax that this team has, but since its a piece of equipment it means it can be disarmed or even taken. Mori's personal durability is still in question, but it presumably it isn't so high she can't be knocked unconcious.
Kusotori definitely has superhuman base stats (minus Int) and an immortal's experience in battle, likely rivalling gura. And probably any number of pheonix powers including flight and fire-power. However, all that's necessary for Kiara to be taken out is one clean shot and she bursts into ash to be reborn anywhere from a few days to a few centuries from then. A pretty clean KO if you ask me.

Trifecta are still a pretty big threat, but when you factor out their immortality they are actually very limited in terms of abilities. Their win condition is to secure Ame's watch before she can use it to replay the fight.

TL;DR I think Trinity wins, but Trifecta have one hell of a chance. Just make sure not to underestimate the weaker member of each team, because they will surprise you with their strengths.
Thank you for listening to my TEDtalk

>>5485508
Kiara owns multiple firearms

I cant' imagine any of these people throwing a punch.

>>5485508
Here you go OP.
Now it's a fair fight

>>5486766
Ame's definitely fought over dumpster territorial rights with the homeless before.

>>5486767
How is that fair, Korone fucking merks all of them?

>>5485508
>>5485571
>>5486421
>>5486611
>>5486767
Isn't Mori a ghetto American woman? She would brutally KO all these jobbers.

>>5486841
No, she’s was suburban mall goth who was picked on when she was younger. I can’t see her throwing a punch at anyone.

>>5486831
Korone would be too preoccupied protecting Okayu to fight at full strength, potentially getting caught out to save fatcat. However, if Okayu even gets a scratch on her, say goodbye to your fingers... and just about everything else.

>>5485508
Why cant Cringe Trifecta just graduate and fuck off to some trash taste spin off, they will be able to open their onlyfans and do drugs on stream like they always wanted to. Please just fucking graduate.

>>5486841
No, Ame is the ghetto American woman, Mori grew up in white suburbia.

>>5486511
How would Ame's time travel help in a 1v1 against Mori? It's not like she can go back and strangle an infant natural law.

>>5485657
>degenerates
Gura is the most degenerate, not that it’s such a bad thing though. But just look at all she has done over time.

>>5485938
>because time travel until win
Being able to time travel 'at all', doesn't mean you can do it whenever you want.

>>5486767
Korone would break them like twigs alone, how is this a fair fight?

>>5486803
where did this rrat came from?

>>5485508
well seeing as ame's the only one who's literally admitted to getting into scraps it's gonna be the trinity.

>>5485684
By HFZ logic, it would be mostly Ina vs Ollie as they are the strongest of the 2 teams. Gura would stomp Kiara and it would be a battle of the jobbers between Ame and Callie, but my bet is on Ame since she has beaten her before and Callie is a turbo jobber.

>>5486831
>>5486990
I'm sure Korone would try to protect Okayu while the 6 surround them. A 6x1 while trying to protect someone is a huge debuff even for a fit woman

>>5486990
Ame would win, Korone may do some meme training but Ame was toughened by American ghettos.

>>5485608

>>5487051
Ame is malnourished liberal with green hair, she couldn't stand up to a strongly worded opinion let alone a punch from a hobby boxer.

>>5486711
and Korone will punch her in the cunt before she can shoot up covers office during the final yab

>>5486995
Well we know that Ame used to go dumpster diving, so there is that. IIRC she has also mentioned her brother teaching her some self defense techniques but that is probably for when she got upskirted while on public transport

Fixed the balancing for you, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZfM9_1lpnc

is there any video of korone in 3d where she takes up a boxing stance or throws a punch?

>>5487091
>she couldn't stand up to a strongly worded opinion let alone a punch

>>5485508
Gura and Ina are the duo of based. Ame is worse than cringe. She is libertarian trash.

>>5486925
>Ame gets cornered
>Mori swings scythe
Assume any contact is a OHKO.
Ame's options are:
>Stop time and get out the way.
>Skip forward in time to when Mori is on the recovery of her swing. Ame would effectively blink out of existence for a second from Mori's pov.
>Jump back in time and don't get cornered.
>Drop by another timeline and have a group of other Ame's drop in and sneak attack Mori
>Start Zooming
Yes I consider that zoomer bit a canon power, fight me.

>>5487091
>malnourished
>liberal

you really haven't done any reps have you. Granted lolbertarians are a joke, but she's not a liberal.

>>5487152
What the fuck is this thread supposed to be? A fanfiction fight between their CHARACTERS or this this just doxxshit

>>5487159
lolbertarians are liberal in the non-American sense. Only in America does "liberal" have that special meaning.

>>5485671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBgH1RpZh2s&ab_channel=JShayTranslations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jaf43bAE1k&t=29s&ab_channel=KirikuTranslation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzb07322beY&ab_channel=JShayTranslations

>>5487189
>information their roommates share about themselves is doxxing

>>5487189
i fucking hate you redditors so much. there's been no doxing in this thread, just common knowledge.

>>5486841
idk, I don't watch that ho but I'm confident korone would fucking roll these clowns then smoke them, simultaneously

>>5485508
gura and ina are pretty much dead weight so team cringe would win

this thread brings to mind an interesting question. Are there any vtubers known to practice mixed martial arts?

/heem/ resident asking out of curiousity.

>>5487230
Those fucks from YT are saying exactly the same

>>5486511
canonically the original trinity is just Ina vs Kiara and Mori.
Ame is a basic human with a gun (no, the time travel BS she made up herself is not canon as of right now) so she could maybe take out ollie depending on how fucked up ollie is on the undead tier list of strength.
Gura is "just" an Atlantean so she might not die easily in a fair fight but I am not sure if there was any very official communication describing her as some Poseidon level.
tldr: one team has the (jannie) manifestation of the concept of death on its side, the other one doesn't

>>5487278
Gura is made specially for sex that's her only purpose.

>>5487329
Anon, all of the lore is shit they made up themselves.

>>5487329
>no, the time travel BS she made up herself is not canon as of right now

>>5486699
>Thank you for listening to my TEDtalk
I loved it
Also checked

>>5487329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VNOsDgJ1pA&ab_channel=NoaCitaell
Don't forget about the book

>>5486841
Anon, she literally grew up in what by Todays Standards is considered a top 1% neighborhood.
People like you are why con artists exist and posers think that the can get away with being fake

>>5487230
>>5487325
>>5487248
/vt/ BOARD RULES:
>Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives,

If you're not talking about their lore and you're mentioning stuff from their real lives, you're doing doxxshit. Talk about them as vtubers, stop with this 3DPD out of character garbage

>>5485534
Mori would call herself a badass and get blown the fuck out instantly

>>5487325
And?

>>5487189
>>5487248
It is also important info for people who potentially wanna support her. Imagine you give money to her in a superchat and then learn what kind of disgusting person she is. It is only fair that people are informed beforehand. Redditfags probably would not cry about this if she was a Nazi.

>>5486025
The tries are only infinite as long as Ame doesn't get caught during any of those tries.

>>5487454
Just because something is not allowed on /vt/ does not mean it is doxxing, honey. And people do the same with regard to Nyanshit constantly without there being any complaints.

>>5486767
Easy win, Ogayu can eat all the other 7 alive

>>5487549
her face is literally the first thing you see if you google her because she never bothered to separate her vtuber identity from her own. That's like saying it would be doxxing to fucking post pokimanes face for gods sake

>>5487592
I am not saying it is doxxing. I am saying that both violate the /vt/ rule equally.

>>5487454
she's told stories on stream about how she's been taught to fight by her brother, and she used to have enemies/bullies. If you think that she let her brother fight all her battles for her you're delusional.

>>5487430
>that ending
Fuck I did not see that coming
Did Ame just discover fucking mandom?

>>5487754
Yes. Amelia lives in the true man's world.

did gura every talk about her fighting capability?

>>5487921
Gura seems to be the type to get bullied a lot judging from her demeanor and the character she is trying to play infront of her audience

IRL idk
Lore wise i also don't know but Ollie is fucked cause she's just a zombie in a battle between 4 goddesses and a time stopping detective.

>>5486699
>Kusotori definitely has superhuman base stats (minus Int) and an immortal's experience in battle, likely rivalling gura. And probably any number of pheonix powers including flight and fire-power. However, all that's necessary for Kiara to be taken out is one clean shot and she bursts into ash to be reborn anywhere from a few days to a few centuries from then. A pretty clean KO if you ask me.

Doesn't she also have a kamen rider belt? that she never showed the form off

>>5485906
She that big of a fan of npb?

>>5487189
>these ones are based
>these ones are cringe
you already know what this thread was supposed to be

>>5485508
https://youtu.be/dQQNL1Iv_EM

>>5486663
Wtf bullshit source?

Her roomate taller than coco?

>>5487921
Consuming Bloop unlocks her inhibitors

>>5485508
bottom because I like them more

>>5486711
Nah austria is a cucked country, no guns allowed unless officer

>>5488049
Yea, Huke gave her a limiter. If she takes that shit off she transforms into some kinda Phoenix form or something

>>5487122
search for Korone Falcon Punch

>>5488049
>Doesn't she also have a kamen rider belt? that she never showed the form off
I honestly threw that in under pheonix powers because I assumed it would just be her trigger for the powers to manifest. She becomes wreathed in flames, leaving her in (knowing chicken) crimson red boobplate. Think Akroma, Angel of Fury except her wings are made of fire. Maybe throw in a bird shaped helmet and an oversized burning sword.

>>5487248
Cuz a Bunch of triggered holobronies went and cried to Hiroyuki Nishimura, and basicly got them to bann everything bad about their oshi

>>5486841
nah she is suburban emo/goth scene teen, who went to japan exactly because she would get killed in an actual ghetto

>>5486163
Japan never really cared about it. Lockdowns were weak.

>>5485508
This fight seems kind of unfair, Ame probably has Booster Gold tier levels of time travel hax and Ina could just seal the trifecta in another dimension or something

>>5486841
no, ame is a legitimate spic though

>>5487627
Vt mods are retarded holobronies, they only care when holos have anything bad mentioned of them, people dox indies all day, they dont do shit when that happens.

>>5488207
Based. A country of real law and order. Not a failed state hellhole like fatty nation.

>>5488207
Do americans really

>>5485508
Are the EN girls the strongest holos lore-wise?
The only other holos I think stand a chance are Shion (magic), Coco and Noel (raw strength) and even then I don't think they could beat all of them.

>>5488430
canonically amelia is the 2nd most powerful holo behind haachama, and the only reason she still has an edge over haachama is because haato has not perfected time travel

>>5485508
Cali
I mean only Calli would win
- a very hurt Kiara would Piss Calli off to the point of no return*
- Cali's live flesh is just a 'safety limiter',, once she sheds it, it's over. you cant kill death when it is pissed
- Cali's scythe skills is high lever, and capable of cutting through almost anything
-she IS death's apprentice

>>5488578
Noel is the strongest because she is a JRPG protagonist.

>>5488430
>>5488588
Being able to use time travel =/= being able to use time travel as much as you want, whenever you want.
Considiering how much she got fucked up in accidents, clearly her time travel can't help her against shit she can't react fast enough for.

>>5487091

Amelia is literally an ancap retard

>>5488578
Moona is literally a goddess that comparable enough to EN Lore

>>5488588
Also there are infinite Ame's from different timelines

>>5488690
>Ancap
>streams for a corporation that gives her behaviour codes she has to follow
LMAO the level of cope

>>5488685
She didn't have the powers when she was a child.

>>5488690
Which would be considered "liberal" outside of the US.

>>5488246
that's mmd though. I mean like is there any where you can visibly see the REAL korone take up a stance. like 3d collab streams or something? There's gotta be at least one.

>>5488685
>>5488708
the main problem with amelia's time travel is that it's object based and by herself she has no latent power this is still being debated outside of her detective ability. if she loses her watch she is just a normal human who has nothing special outside intuition.

>>5488744
Bitch do you even know what ancaps are?
They allow oppression by corporations but hates government oppression, opposite of commies

>>5488744
Since it is a corporation, that mierable abortion of a person would be fine with anything. Ancaps only complain when a democratically elected representative of the public orders them around, not a private company which according to whores like her can never do wrong.

>>5488815
I think the dumb whore once said that whenever she loses her watch, another dumb whore from an alternate timeline brings it back to her.

>>5488753
Nowhere in this world is ancap considered libered

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/pol/

>>5485941
>Source: my ass

How did a thread about holos fighting became a /pol/ thread

>>5486035
Mori said RFA stream after she moves so we’ll see.

>>5488865
Yes it is? Liberal has another meaning in the US, but virtually everywhere else it is used as an umbrella term for all political philosophies that are anti-authoritiarian, anti-collectivist and pro individual freedom.
Although anarcho capitalism (which is just a synonym for libertarianism btw.) is especially retarded, it still falls under that category, I would say.

>>5488430
Ame has said multiple times that she's too stupid to exploit her time powers, and Ina's tentacles are as weak as her normal arms.
Gura is ironically the only one of the three with explicit superhuman abilities.

>>5485508
Why a fist fight? We both know OP that out of those 6, only 2 own a gun and would probably just be a 1v1 at the end. Mori would be the last vtuber standing

>>5485508
They'd all scuffle a bit before Gura one-punches each of them. Literally impossible to beat someone who did hard labor on a farm as a child, their bodies develop permanent strength.

>>5485508
>Dorky suburban girl who may have some farm experience, ghetto girl, and out of shape hikki
vs
>Dorky suburban ID girl, suburban goth girl, mentally ill woman who might have farming experience
Ina is useless so bottom wins by sheer numbers.

>>5488815
>spoiler
I like to believe it's inherent and the watch is just a trigger. But that's because I'm a JoJofag. It would be cute to assume her detective ability is her slowing down / stopping time, giving her more time to observe though.

>if she loses her watch she is just a normal human who has nothing special outside intuition.
Now if we were to go full anime about this, this exact situation is why the above is important. Because the reveal of such would be great drama, and a very important limiter removal in the context of this fight.

>>5489199
Every time something goes wrong another Ame appears and fixes everything.

One is immortal and another is the literal concept of death

>>5486767
HoloEN all dies

Ame was poor so she know how to fight

>>5488207
Anon that's basically everywhere but the US and México

>>5489815
His point stands
t. bong

>>5489194
guras more fit than ollie, ame would mog the shit out of soft ass callie, and kiaras bones hurt so bad that matchup is a wash. theres no way bottom comes out ahead

>>5487208
THIS IS A LIE
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THE CUTE DOGGO COULD DESTROY EVERYONE IN /vt/

>>5485508
Dont know how the fuck Ollie and Ina look so I cant really say but kiara and gura are the weaker ones and it would be a match between Ame and Mori. All Ame has too do then is tire that fat bitch out and its an easy win.

>>5488849
>calls Ame whore
dangerously based

Everyone is ignoring that this isn't a fight to the death, so Mori wouldnt be willing to use her powers. Her strength woukd still be a hard carry, but an Ame/Gura teamup could take her out. Ollie would be first to fall, so it comes down to if they can take out Kiara before Ina and either Gura/Ame fall. I don't think they could do it, 95 times out if a hundred.

Korone's left hook is deadly

>>5490488
What about Korone's lower hook

>>5485508
I feel like nobody's giving Ollie enough credit. She's a zombie, she's already dead. Her body won't automatically pull it's punches to stop herself from getting hurt and you can't knock out a dead brain. She could do some damage in a fist fight.

>>5488973
Source: Do your reps nigga.

>>5485534
KEK

>>5490598
Zombies don't generally have strength, their entire thing is power in numbers. A single zombie is going to get wrecked in any situation 99/100 times, even with their one hit kill.

>>5490686
that's science zombies, ollie is clearly a magic zombie, which means the basic rules are a baseline upon-which any individual zombie can differentiate entirely

>>5487208
I fucking love my oshii.

>>5485508
Cali
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Grim_Reaper_Physiology
Kiara
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Phoenix_Physiology
Ina
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Eldritch_Physiology
Gura
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shark_Physiology
Ame
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Time_Traveler
Ollie
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Zombie_Physiology

Go nuts

>>5490686
Maybe not super strength levels of power but zombies are typically strong enough that once they actually get their hands on you for a bite it's a struggle to get free. The inhibitors that're in a living person's muscles won't activate so she's able to use more of her body's full strength, even if her arm has to be stuck back on after the punch.

Watamage breaks into the timeline and kills them all for sport

>>5491004
When Watamage dies, in the precious seconds she's dead, where does she go? Does her soul stay in our world until she respawns. Does she disappear? Does she go to one of the afterlives? And if so could she grab something to bring back with her as a weapon?

>>5485534
>herself
Uhh, zomcucks?

>>5485840
>constantly getting sick
You forgot this one dogfucker.

>>5485508
The only one out of either of those groups that I think can fight is ame.

>>5491063
Why would she die?

>>5491409
Even Watamage has been shown to mess up a spell or leave herself open to counter attack in the threads.

>>5485980
i'll need to know which one

>>5485508
I bet i could beat up Gura

>>5485508
If you want to go full 2hu bullshit and take lines literally Kiara can burn everything. EVERYTHING includes concepts

>>5487921
Guras defense mechanism is just breaking down and crying on the floor.

>>5485534
>Kiara scream cool facts about herself
fucking lost it

>>5492158
Anyone in hololive could with the possible exception of Luna.

>>5492158
>>5493407
please don't beat up cute smol shark

>>5485508
all i see are 2 trifecta of cringe

>>5485508
Ame would fuck those twink ass niggas

>>5485508
there is no based in this image except ina, the other 5 are shit.

>>5486841
No the worst thing she went through was getting bullied in an Applebees

>>5485571
Based doggo

>>5488708
D4c is ameilas stand

>>5485508
Bottom obviously

Because they have more testosterone, thats aslo why they act so deranged when theyre supossed to be females

>>5485508
Ame is white trash who grew up in bad neighborhoods. If she can fight off rapey hobos she could take all 3 of the bottom without Ina or gura’s help

>>5485508
>Shark vs Zombie
The most dangerous carnivore of the sea vs literal dead meat. Score for the Shark.

>Detective vs Grim Reaper
We have no indication that Amelia is anything but an ordinary human girl beyond her ability to travel through time. Score for the Grim Reaper.

>Priestess vs Phoenix
This is the tiebreaker, it could really go either way. I'm inclined to give the "win" to Kiara because even if she dies, she never really dies.

Victory for the bottom team I guess. This is a really unfair fight because the top team is incredibly weighed down by Amelia. Someone like Noelle would still be (allegedly) a "normal" human, but one with megaton punches who can swing a dragon around by her tail.

>>5490804
Isnt Gura supposed to be more like Aquaman?

>>5486767
>real gamer with god-tier stamina and years of gaming knowledge,and fuckin okayu
VS
>a bunch of kids

>>5489199
>Now if we were to go full anime about this, this exact situation is why the above is important.
I kind of take back what I said here >>5494447, Amelia could perhaps match Calli if we ham/anime it up with the time traveling nonsense. If there are infinite Amelia's across infinite timelines and somehow those from other timelines are aware enough of the others to help eachother if one of them loses her watch, this could help in a fight. With enough Amelia's from enough timelines and enough information, Amelia could become the Batman of Hololive: she can bullshit her way to victory simply based on "enough prep time". There's be literally infinite Amelia's who got their asses kicked to inform our Amelia about how they got their asses kicked and what possible counters could be.
>But that means Amelia lost infinite times so Calli wins!
But because of how weird the number infinity works mathematically, there are also infinite Amelia's who had enough prep time and information to win. Amelia wins infinite times and loses infinite times, so it's a tie?

>>5487208
T-THAT RAW POWER... IT'S OFF THE CHARTS! Th-that barely restrained killer intent makes it hard to breathe and stay upright. Is this the power of Doog?.... No, I can tell that she's holding back... this must be but a fraction of her power!

Korone-sama...I....KNEEL!

>Korone would fuck them all up
Doggo did 3000 jump skips straight on her 1.3m stream and went on like it was nothing lol

>>5494607
That's not how infinity works.
There are an infinite amount of numbers between 2 and 3, yet none of them are larger than 4.
Mori would still win, no matter how many normal humans you throw at her, unless you drastically change the set stage, and at that point it's no longer the initial fight.

>>5486767
The other 6 easy. Sorry but women don't fight fair they'd grab korone by her hair, drag her down and fuck her all while okayu watch helplessly.

>>5495057
There are infinite values between 2 and 3, but none of those values are the number infinity, because each of those infinite values is itself a finite value (2.999999999999999 is a finite value, ∞ is not). If Amelia's losses are ∞ and her victories are ∞ + 1, it's still a tie because ∞ + 1 = ∞. ∞ * ∞ = ∞ is also true by the way.

It's just an incredibly weird number so the math in regards to infinity gets really fucked up.
https://www.mathsisfun.com/numbers/infinity.html

>>5495005
Dude she is panting heavily at 1000 see >>5487208.

>>5495005
he literally broke her leg.

>>5495430
I want to see you do more than 500 without panting.

>>5485534
>Mori
>Being able to scrap with anyone

lmao. If anything Amelia's Latina genes would kick in and she would black out rampage kill everyone within a 10 kilometer radius, and sacrifice their hearts to a Mesoamerican god.

>>5495482
Some light skipping? I might pant but you said "like it was nothing" that's not nothing. She's clearly winded. That was a heavy workout for her.

>>5493552
>>5493407
>>5492158
>already forgetting ringfit.
One of the most /fit/ holos unironically.

>>5487208
There really isn't enough fanart of buff fitcutie Korone is there?

>Trinityfags need to drag someone entirely unrelated to continue to their dumb tribalism.
And the bottom would be win, Gura is a coward and Ina is useless.

>>5495753
>Gura is a coward
Bringing up personalities in a "hurrdurr who's stronger" discussion is tantamount to conceding. None of these girls would fight to begin with if you consider that.

>>5494607
>>5495057
unless you consider the grim reaper to be an extension of the concept of Death, it's plausible that amelia could exist in a time before the grim reaper / death existed at all. if calli / grim reaper is the same thing as the mere concept of Death, the only one thing that could possibly best it would be an immortal creature kiara and they're on the same side so they would win by default. no matter how many universes amelia existed within, Death would exist in all of them, and unless amelia somehow becomes immortal she escape the inevitable

>>5486699
Check'd, extremely based lorefag. How'd you find out about all this shit, do you just autistically watch every stream ever made or what? I've sometimes wondered who in hololive would win in a free for all to the death but I don't know enough about some lore to tell

>>5495939
Why do deadbeats keep conflating mori with death? She is death's apprentice. Not the concept of death or death himself or anything else.

>>5496036
not a deadbeat, but i was wrong in my post so thanks for making me go look it up. the grim reaper and death are two separate entities, death claims the life and the grim reaper guides the soul to the afterlife, so if she's the grim reaper's apprentice she's definitely not immortal and not really anything more soul guide

>>5496036
She's referred to herself as the concept of death in streams if I recall correctly, in fact she says it in the description of her Mario Party with Coco and Ollie too. It'd make sense for her to be cut from the same clothe if she's supposed to eventually take his place.

>>5486699
Time travel, tentacles, weapons and other magic powers are not fists. The prompt is a fistfight retard not a deathbattle.

>>5496036
https://youtu.be/QYMC8X1K3hk?t=44

>>5487208
she is jumping on me

>>5496248
That's just mori being retarded. 5% remember?

>>5496381
Retardation or not, it's official

>>5488578
Believe haachama is a reality warper limited only by her own insanity, coco is just a big fuck off dragon (takes critical damage from bugmen), Ayame is a superhuman demon armed with katanas (i think onis are superhuman anyway), Kanata and towa are angels and devils respectively which makes them pretty powerful, but less so than their Abrahamic counterparts, Rushia as a necromancer is also capable of magic and apparently studied at the same magical university as shion did (actual lore). Also one holo who i can't remember right now can apparently make shit appear from between her thighs implying low level reality warping capabilites, could create a pulsar or neutron star or something if the abilities strong enough

>>5496521
>Also one holo who i can't remember right now can apparently make shit appear from between her thighs implying low level reality warping capabilites, could create a pulsar or neutron star or something if the abilities strong enough
That was Aki, but it's from HoloGra lore I think.

>>5496305

ame can use time travel. shes is OP

>>5496635
Where's the contradiction?

>>5496712
How does a concept apprentice to a concept?

>>5496521
i don't know why there are people who don't consider haachama to be the strongest idol when she has canonically destroyed and rebuilt planet Earth, can summon infinite numbers of herself of any size and can survive in a complete vacuum. there is no other idol who can even come close to her assumed power, not even including the additional power from the schizo arc

>>5496755
The same way a concept commissions a human body for it's apprentice to stream video games and shit online for fun. Or the same way a concept needs and apprentice at all. They can just do that I guess. Who am I, a skeleton, to question it.

This might be the most autistic thread on the whole site.

>>5496904
>it's bullshit and it doesn't matter
Okay, cool. then she has no power.

>>5496976
>comes into a thread he doesnt like
>shitposts
>does a 360 and walks out
dangerously based

>>5497205
Go easy on the summerfag. He's only gonna be here for one more month.

>>5496976
Not in the slightest, we can get way more autistic
https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Hololive

>>5486100

yea being fit is nice and all but if she doesnt have the weight to back up her stamina she'd still get bodied

>>5497614
>weight
Well then Kiara is out. She's a twig. So 2v3 trinity wins hands down.

>>5485871
I'll allow it.

>>5486841
You have it the other way around.

>>5496775
Fucking haachama lore man. God I love this freaking weirdo

>>5487126
Who?

>>5496635
>whose sweet voice contradicts the morbid things she says
>the morbid things she says
6 months later and her fanbase refers to her as "dad" and she gets flustered by the things Coco says to her.

>>5496775
>>5499228
Sauce? Because this sounds fucking crazy in an amazing way. Also
>schizo arc
Wut?

>>5485671
>fragile bones
>literally had a minor fracture on one of her legs and she didnt notice until she went for a general check up with her doctor
get fucked
https://youtu.be/-kDGsFgYmFQ

>>5495942
>How'd you find out about all this shit, do you just autistically watch every stream ever made or what?
Most of it is assumption or clipfaggotry. I'm not really a huge lorax but I do have a softspot for the powerscaling / deathbattle community as much as i like to rip into them.

>Ina
The only things I know about Ina's lore is that she doesn't know how many tentacles she has. She draws on the ones she uses, but sometimes new ones show up so she draws on those ones too. This implies that there's a near infinite number of them in some pocket dimension. Reality-warping powers are just derived from Lovecraft lore, since that's who AO-chan is based on, hence the niggerman memes here. She has also said that she's still limited by her own ability to focus, when it comes to her tentacles, so its arguable she can't perform any fine motions she couldn't do with her hands or multitask too much. And apparently according to another anon in this thread her tentacles may only be as strong as her arms, so my assumption that they could crush cars based on their size would be wrong.
>Ame
I consider onscreen shenanigans canon to a degree when its specifically lore-related. So the "I'm a zoomer / See I'm Zoomin'" clip means that she can go really fast. Which, given that we know its a derivative of her time travel powers, it must be her slowing time and moving quickly relatively. Ergo she has all of the derivative time flow manipulation powers, speed, slow, stop. And Ame has said a bunch about her time travel shenanigans before.
>Gura
Is my oshi, but so far hasn't demonstrated or described any special abilities besides her abilities as an Apex Predator. Red Gura is just my headcanon at the moment because the song came out yesterday but we can extrapolate a few things.
>Mori
I admittedly know nothing about and can only really assume certain things from her premise. The scythe has to have some hax because otherwise her being a reaper would be meaningless.
>Kiara
Again, mostly extrapolating from premise. Pheonixes burning up and turning to ash when fatally wounded is common, and normally immediate.
>Ollie
Again, premise and design. Zombies don't feel pain the same way humans do, she's stitched together so she's presumably been cut up before. I vaguely remember her doing a legs on the table bit where the legs were detached and were just laid out on the table but i can't find it. I saw it here so it might have been something one of us made for a goof.

So yeah sorry to disappoint but its mostly conjecture (as are all deathbattle-style arguments).

Ina tentacle rapes chikin, wigger and zoombie

>>5502391
I-it's gap moe!

>>5486421
Yeah Ame would just pull out her revolver and shoot Mori in the gut like a pirate.

>>5485534
>Kiara scream cool facts about herself
based
based
based

>>5485984
>>5486025
>>5486085
>>5487527
>Grim Reaper
>Winning against literal Strange Aeons
Nice try.

If Mori can use more than 5% in this fight maybe

>>5502469
>Sauce? Because this sounds fucking crazy in an amazing way. Also
Get ready:

HAACHAMA is so powerful that she can most likely solo HoloEN by herself.

Canonically, Haachama can:
-Create a massive number of clones of herself, at any size:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afJEpNE-Al8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViX62UtybwA
https://youtu.be/i_9xsmRez4Y?t=35

-Sever a human head with seemingly Ermac-esque telekinesis powers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzz35N-GeMM
https://youtu.be/14Gwl_0v9-w?t=205

-Survive decapitation and can remove and reattach her head at will:
https://youtu.be/Z86cMpo4SQE?t=110

-Immune to toxicity and can digest anything she can physically eat with no side effects:
https://youtu.be/8mM1XMql0N0?t=266

-Immune to electric shock, actually enjoys it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrEGWo2Qwag

-Resistant to extreme cold, can survive in Antarctica wearing her school outfit with just shivering:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RhVyx1eW28

And perhaps most importantly:
-Use "Haachama Beam" (which could possibly be a local form of reality bending):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_9xsmRez4Y

And it's not even just a hologra thing btw, Haachama Beam was a thing in her own stream already before this hologra episode.

-Powerful enough to destroy the Earth (in multiple different ways):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKriB3myCBw

-Can travel through and stop time (The Haato we see here time traveled back to February 2021 from May in the previous stream. Also, Haachama has had her own time travel arc):
https://youtu.be/S_M4CJgJDvk?t=2187

Since she literally died several streams before this, she can basically resurrect herself by manipulating Haato (across spacetime, mind you) even if she was somehow killed:
https://youtu.be/711J_W0-qfY?t=325

-Very likely to be an Eldritch God of some kind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF8TesmjfTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BujmzBSzQtk

And before you say "oh they're just jokes" let me tell you: It's definitely real since other hololive members get affected and react to her abilities in a serious manner (like in hologra for example). You can't argue against how the Haachama clones can physically restrain Aki, for example. Not to mention that these abilities of her are shown in both her own channel AND hologra, so they're indubitably canon. Oh, and do I need to mention that GODCHAMA is a canon thing? She even has this in her Twitter profile atm.

----

So yeah, these posts?
>>5488588
>>5496521
>>5496775
>>5499228
They're not exaggerating; Haachama's the most OP holomember by far. Nobody else is even close. >>5488578

And >>5496976? You severely underestimated us.

>>5502469
>Sauce? Because this sounds fucking crazy in an amazing way. Also
Get ready:

HAACHAMA is so powerful that she can most likely solo HoloEN by herself.

Canonically, Haachama can:
-Create a massive number of clones of herself, at any size:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afJEpNE-Al8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViX62UtybwA
https://youtu.be/i_9xsmRez4Y?t=35

-Sever a human head with seemingly Ermac-esque telekinesis powers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzz35N-GeMM
https://youtu.be/14Gwl_0v9-w?t=205

-Survive decapitation and can remove and reattach her head at will:
https://youtu.be/Z86cMpo4SQE?t=110

-Immune to toxicity and can digest anything she can physically eat with no side effects:
https://youtu.be/8mM1XMql0N0?t=266

-Immune to electric shock, actually enjoys it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrEGWo2Qwag

-Resistant to extreme cold, can survive in Antarctica wearing her school outfit with just shivering:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RhVyx1eW28

And perhaps most importantly:
-Use "Haachama Beam" (which could possibly be a local form of reality bending):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_9xsmRez4Y

And it's not even just a hologra thing btw, Haachama Beam was a thing in her own stream already before this hologra episode.

-Powerful enough to destroy the Earth (in multiple different ways):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKriB3myCBw

-Can travel through and stop time (The Haato we see here time traveled back to February 2021 from May in the previous stream. Also, Haachama has had her own time travel arc):
https://youtu.be/S_M4CJgJDvk?t=2187

Since she literally died several streams before this, she can basically resurrect herself by manipulating Haato (across spacetime, mind you) even if she was somehow killed:
https://youtu.be/711J_W0-qfY?t=325

-Very likely to be an Eldritch God of some kind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF8TesmjfTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BujmzBSzQtk

And before you say "oh they're just jokes" let me tell you: It's definitely real since other hololive members get affected and react to her abilities in a serious manner (like in hologra for example). You can't argue against how the Haachama clones can physically restrain Aki, for example. Not to mention that these abilities of her are shown in both her own channel AND hologra, so they're indubitably canon. Oh, and do I need to mention that GODCHAMA is a canon thing? She even has this in her Twitter profile atm.

----

So yeah, these posts?
>>5488588
>>5496521
>>5496775
>>5499228
They're not exaggerating; Haachama's the most OP holomember by far. Nobody else is even close. >>5488578

And >>5496976? You've seen nothing yet.

>>5514767
This is a whole other level of autism. Best post on vt by far today

>>5514767
I agree with all of this. But I think:
>Haachama's the most OP holomember by far. Nobody else is even close.
Is a bit disingenuous. Mori is either very close or slightly stronger still imo.

Ame seems like she could scrap. It'd pretty much be a fight between Calli and her.

>>5485508
I'm a chumbud and even I think >>5485534 is right. Amelia, Ina, and Gura are all tinier than average women with subpar physical shape, and generally all very timid and reserved.

>>5485571
>>5485608
Korone could break Yagoo in half with her bare hands. She's not one of those beltaway chuuba!

>>5485508
Team Brap vs. Team No-Brap

>>5514767
Can you rewrite this in the style of the Madara Uchiha copypasta?

>>5485534
Mori only looks intimidating I don't she is a good fighter

>>5496250
read the first line, retardchama

>>5495318
>grab korone by her hair, drag her down and fuck her all while okayu watch helplessly.
H-hot

>>5514767
Wicked

>>5485684
fuck INAWINSLOL, ruins EVERY stream she's in

>>5486841
ame is the one who'd BTFO everyone bitch grew up in trailers like the kankers

>>5485684
Ina was exposed in tag team matches, but Mori and Kiara are the worst jobbers so they don't have a chance

>>5487067
I don't think it's healthy to give whey protein to a dog.

>>5514767
But can she beat Inugami "I could take anyone on Hololive in a fistfight" Korone, the Doog God?

>>5485508
Kiara has big "stacy catfight" energy but Ame was homeless, Amelia is the most streetwise and dangerous in that regard.

>>5485571
/thread

>>5516714
Obligatory "

Mori isn't even that powerful. It's common knowledge (or should be) that she is merely death's apprentice, NOT Death itself. Death is her sensei and it literally says so in her profile:
>The Grim Reaper's first apprentice.

This is basic-ass lore she started out with, come on people. Most divine or close-to-divine beings would realistically defeat her.

Heck, even Rushia:
>Is the Necromancer Princess and has overcome death multiple times:
https://youtu.be/sNQYownZRe0?t=299

And Mel:
>Is a daywalker, so she would be a Dracula-tier vampire. In the Castlevania series, Dracula is stronger than Death itself.

Are most likely stronger than her. So not to shit on Mori, but she's not this unkillable death goddess people seem to think she is. In fact, she's most likely not even a god at all.

"

>>5496182
>>5486511
>>5486699
>>5518783
These guys have the right idea.

>>5526956
>NOT Death itself.
She is de-facto Death's right hand. Existed for eternity, FIRST apprentice, takes souls(reaping), has a human body NOW. Otherwise is impervious to damage and human needs.
>overcome death multiple times:
Meaning, she can ressurect the dead, not that she's immortal herself. Sure, sometimes necromancer's knowledge and powers can save their own ass, but it's not the case for Rushia as until proven otherwise.
>Dracula is stronger than Death itself.
Then why Death is always the last boss, and not Dracula? Checkmate, suckers.

>>5527124
Let's address the elephant in the room: Mori is a Wigger, Rushia has the N-word pass. I think that settles the score.

>>5527171

>>5527124
>Then why Death is always the last boss
Akshually in the first Castlevania for NES, I'm pretty sure Dracula is the final boss and Death one of the sub-bosses.

>>5527124
>Meaning, she can ressurect the dead, not that she's immortal herself. Sure, sometimes necromancer's knowledge and powers can save their own ass, but it's not the case for Rushia as until proven otherwise.
6:11 in the source I linked:

>She died a lot. She worried and she died a lot. Over and over again. It was very tough. She struggled a lot but she persevered.

Mate, how is that not proof? If she is able to talk about herself dying multiple times so casually, then that means even her dying basically means nothing to her.

>Then why Death is always the last boss, and not Dracula? Checkmate, suckers.
Wat. Dracula is the final boss of Castlevania games, while Death is one of the bosses leading up to him. Even in-game data shows Death is weaker than Dracula.