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Previous Thread: >>54908563

>> No.54937700
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.54937712
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>> No.54937723

She's already replaced.

>> No.54937817

>>54937723
I like the current clone, It's very active.

>> No.54937825
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>>54937589
hoverhand autism
we got far more evidence she is small, such as her feet not reaching the ground when she sits and her looking up at all myth when talking to them

>> No.54937918

I want to put my pp in the gura

>> No.54937993

>>54937637
>>54937825
Note the feet hang, hard to fake that when all the others are sitting in the same chairs.

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>>54937817
how long until gura 9.0 becomes mold again

>> No.54938140

Gura is my real girlfriend.

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>>54937723
oh nyo

>> No.54938188

>>54938072
Anyone know where is this from?

>> No.54938302

>she liked this
https://twitter.com/ZedGawr/status/1686165996099244033

>> No.54938375

>>54938302
>Gura liked that
>I liked that
WE ARE

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>>54938085
We'll have to wait and see..

>> No.54938570
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my wife

>> No.54938663

Please don't wear that stupid shirt today...

>> No.54938673

Why did Japan bend the knee in '99?

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>>54938673

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>>54938663
she was downright panicking just showing her belly anon

>> No.54939166

>>54938974
She knows playing hard to get makes us harder.

>> No.54939349

>>54938974
Maybe feistychads can help making her take it off

>> No.54939411

>>54938663
This, please be naked I want tiny pink shark nipples

>> No.54939480

>>54939349
that's not being a fiestyshart, that's being an encouragementKING, don't confuse the two

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>> No.54939545

>>54939480
feistybuds want asmr, you did encourage that in the comments right

>> No.54939604

>>54939544
dios mio...

>> No.54939632

>>54939544
Gombus, my love

>> No.54939643

>>54939544
my cute wife

>> No.54939700

>>54939545
nta. I did when she talked about slime ASMR

>> No.54939728

Are you a pebblephile?

>> No.54939844

>>54939728
I don't find her attractive but I haven't dropped her yet

>> No.54939906

>>54939728
i've only caught the first hour of her stream so far.

>> No.54939932

>>54939480
Well I haven't seen any encouragementkings...

>> No.54939940
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I still don't know what to SC...

>> No.54939991

>>54939940
SC asking her about the herbarium please

>> No.54940044

>>54939991
I'm not doxxing myself, sorry.

>> No.54940062

>>54939728
Her content's looking like it might be fun and I'm looking forward to someone who says that 3 hour streams are short, but Gooba will always be my #1 priority. If she turns out to be EN Kaela I might tune into her whenever the shark is done for the day.

>> No.54940100

>>54940044
>can never know Gura's opinion about the thing Gura liked earlier today because anons are afraid of being doxxed
I hate this world

>> No.54940238
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>>54940100
Why don't you ask her?

>> No.54940246

>>54939940
same desu

>> No.54940322
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>>54937825
>>54937589
>>54937825
I never said she wasn't small. She is tiny. We know that from her size A Herman miller chair.
Nonetheless, I decided to do the math.
If Miko is putting her hands on top of Gura's head in this image, that means that Gura is about 7/12 heads taller than her model.

>> No.54940353

>>54940238
My Gura budget can barely afford good merch and membership I'm not spending a single cent on superchats.

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>> No.54940408

>>54940322
Fuck off real height faggot, take the goddamn hint.

>> No.54940441

What did we think of Gura's 3D Live appearance today?

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>>54940322 (cont.)
I know the L2D and the 3D model are slightly different, but they try to make them their cannon height so it should be roughly accurate.
In this standard promotional image, she's around 1080 pixels tall, and her head is around 200 pixels tall.
So one pixel is roughly about 141/1080 cm
Therefore, 7/12 heads * 200 pixels/head * 141/1080 cm/pixel ~= 15.23 cm
So Gura is about 15.2 cm (or almost exactly 6 inches) taller than her model.
That puts her at about 156 cm or 5'1.5" with a margin of error around 1-2 inches due to the angle of the pic and her 3D model not being perfectly accurate to her L2D.
But keep in mind, this is just a guess based on mikos hand placement in that one instance. It could very well be the motion trackers malfunctioning or some other technical error.

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>>54940322
ANON WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
YOU'VE JUST PROVEN THAT HER 3D MODEL'S EYEBROWS ARE MISALIGNED
AIEEEEEEE EYE DOCTOR NOOOOO

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Gura is smol

>> No.54940573

>>54940322
maybe miko is shorter than her model.

>> No.54940580

>>54940322
this doesn't work using miko as a reference. we've seen the major hovering around these girls models when they pick up stuff.
the best we have is moona's description of gura

>> No.54940641 [DELETED] 

clout chasing whore, fuck gura

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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.54940754

>>54940573
>>54940580
Miko's height has nothing to do with it. In >>54940322, the measurements are strictly based off of Gura's head height and where mikos's hands are in that image.

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>>54940714

>> No.54940780
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>>54940322

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>>54939940
same desu I have a few okay ideas but no good ones yet.

>> No.54940853

>>54940353
To me, getting attention from Gura feels better than buying merch.

>> No.54940867

>>54940457
We already know she's under 156 though. By a lot.

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>>54940441
cute

>> No.54940935

>>54940822
BASED

>> No.54940959

>>54940322
Or Miko is just being polite and hover petting, like the jp girls often do according to Ina.

>> No.54940966

>>54940754
anon...

>> No.54940971

Gura has the body of Piper Perri except completely flat.

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>>54940822

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>> No.54941025

>>54940754
>Miko's height has nothing to do with it.
go back and see the jp girls holding the ball on the summerfest, their model interacting is always janks, you can't deduce shit from it, we have far more good evidence you are wrong

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>> No.54941107

>>54940573
>>54940754
Oh, nevermind. I understand what you mean now. You're saying that maybe Miko is actually the one who is shorter than her model and so that even though Miko's hands are where Gura's head really is, it made her model place them much higher. That's possible.
I doubt that is the case however, because I feel like Miko being smaller than her 3D model would be even more evident than if Gura were slightly taller.

>> No.54941115

Gura today! you guys will watch her right?

>> No.54941173

>>54941115
Unless I fall asleep which is disturbingly possible.

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>>54941115
Shes my oshi so yeah. What kind of dumb question is that chumbie?

>> No.54941209

>>54941025
I still remember the hoverhand autism regarding hurea's supposedly ginormous ass

>> No.54941223

>>54941107
>uhh no this thing is less likely because I said so
you're just swimming with confirmation bias anon

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>>54941115
why would i miss my wife?

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>>54941224

>> No.54941351

>>54941115
Of course! Unless I suddenly die..

>> No.54941387

>>54941224
the puffy cunny ToT

>> No.54941401

>>54941224
I want to kiss gura's on the lips...

>> No.54941489

>>54941401
same desu all 6 of them..

>> No.54941559

>>54941489
there's also a pair in the top left

>> No.54941566

I worship Gura

>> No.54941633

>>54941559
oh.. I didn't notice.

>> No.54941790

>>54941025
>we have far more good evidence that you are wrong.
The conclusion was that Gura is probably between 4' 11" - 5' 3". That would still put her in the A range for the Herman miller chair, which is the only information that we have concerning her actual height. There has never been any information that suggests she is outside that range, besides her officially listed height of 4' 7.5", which we know is not real.

>> No.54941894

>>54941790
>5'3''
waay too big
how about gura having to look up at pretty much all myth? is all of myth amazonian?

>> No.54941972

>Ame talked to Gura about doing a podcast.
We might get a fish tank 2

>> No.54942014

>>54941972
can't wait, inject the gurame into my veins

>> No.54942190

>>54941790
Gura being small even for the JP and ID members makes me think she's under 4'11 at the most. Moona said she's shorter than Kobo and around the same height as La+, which definitely puts her under 4'11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_DL_vRBHYs

>> No.54942197

>Myth had to buy the iphones themselves
Holy shit Cover. Ame just said they were reimbursed but even still.

>> No.54942408

>>54942197
what's wrong with that? what were they supposed to do have them shipped to them?

>> No.54942488

>>54942197
Damn myth was a miracle.

>> No.54942550

>>54942408
They literally had months to prepare, yes Cover should have just provided them.

>> No.54942593

>>54941223
Couldn't the same be said of you, then?
>your reasoning is "because I said so".
Way to be a disingenuous asshole, anon.
I already explained that I think it would cause Miko more problems if her 3D model was larger than herself, but to go even further, Miko has never seemed to be a different height than her model in over 5 years.
And considering that Miko is strictly 3D and doesn't even have an L2D model, her 3D model matching her real height would be more important because she uses it every time she streams.
Look buddy, I'm not saying that Gura is like 5'6". I just don't think she's 4'7" and her interactions in 3D support that.

>> No.54942631

>>54942550
if cover provided them they'd make them send them back like gura had to send back the xbox

>> No.54942756

>>54942593
She's 4'7" and you should fuck off.

>> No.54942812

>>54942631
>send back the xbox
Cover didn't provide the xbox, the company sponsoring her did. Not to mention I don't even know if Gura had to send hers back, because we know she still has one.

>> No.54942854

>>54941894
Why are you focusing on the ass-end of that range, anon? I don't think she's that tall either. It's just a result of there being some margin of error in both directions.

>> No.54943021

>>54941115
Am I a bad chumbie if I wanna watch the gem too?

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>>54942854
Alright Gura you can stop coping. You aren't that tall.

>> No.54943128

Kobo might be taller than Gura, but Laplus is not actually 140 cm either, anon.

>> No.54943144

>>54941972
Timestamp?

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>>54943021
No but if you aren't giving gura 100% of your attention then you are simply a weaker chumbie.

>> No.54943174

>>54942812
Go back to that stream gura did the sponsor stream. Gura told us Xbox sent her the Xbox series X and that she got to keep it so it's hers. she still has the controller for it and uses it.

>> No.54943197

>>54943128
Retard.

>> No.54943282

>>54942756
Gura is really short. She might even be under 5 feet tall. But she's 100% not 4' 7".
Sorry, retard.

>> No.54943298

>>54942631
Sorry >>54942812 this>>54943174 was for >>54942631

>> No.54943299

>>54943174
Wasn't there a whole thing about her sending back the xbox? I can't remember that long ago sorry.

>> No.54943388

>>54943197
Did you think that Coco was actually 180 cm too?

>> No.54943410

>>54943388
Retard.

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Why are people arguing? We literally know her exact height.

>> No.54943433

>>54941894
How short are you? 5' 3" is still small enough to princess carry her or sling her over my shoulder.

>> No.54943447

>>54943021
no? that's like saying you're a bad chumbie for watching ina or any other inoffensive holo

>> No.54943512
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>>54943166
I will not lie brother I watched the gems first stream yesterday instead of the shark.
How can I absolve myself of the sins?

>> No.54943536

>>54943433
5'4" is the average height for a girl in America. Based on stories and other accounts we know she's not close to average.

>> No.54943572

>>54943299
Gura did have to send it back, she told Ame about it who told her chat. At the same time Gura got another xbox after that, she's talked multiple times about having one and even joked about streaming master chief collection on it.

>> No.54943634

Bijou might be shorter than Gura

>> No.54943648

>>54942593
first off, we don't even know if she was touching her, it might be her hoverhanding, secondly their models are awful at interacting with one another, so no you don't have shit

>> No.54943729

>>54943634
And less talented

>> No.54943739

>>54943144
https://www.youtube.com/live/BQgIMS_WGig?feature=share&t=9201

>> No.54943749

>>54943634
that would make her the shortest girl in hololive

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flatimus maximus

>> No.54943808

>>54943634
An actual midget?

>> No.54943809

>>54943755
Jesas...

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>>54943755
God I love her

>> No.54943853

>>54943755
fucking NOTHING

>> No.54943873

>Gura is going to stream again
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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>>54943755

>> No.54943956

>>54943755
Perfection

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the shading in this moment very eroi
here's the timestamp https://www.youtube.com/live/V761LnbkXYQ?feature=share&t=1272
even better in motion

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>>54943512
I can understand since it was a collab but skipping a solo stream would be unforgivable. You can't atone for that sin.

>> No.54944136

>>54943739
can someone transcribe what she said or do I have to pray gurame soundposter does it

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What the fuck is this?

>> No.54944242

>>54943634
she is though? 140cm. vs 141cm Why are people doubting it?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>54944055
Delicious

>> No.54944344

>>54944208
Me feasting on all the fucking streams

>> No.54944346

>>54944208
me

>> No.54944380

>>54944208
Me in an hour because I'm going to orderand eat an entire large pizza.
I love being a powerlifter.

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>> No.54944500

>>54944380
I’m getting the big bowl of Mac n cheese from chick fil a. Not a power lifter but it is delicious

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>>54944284
holy fuck I gotta goom

>> No.54944617

It's kind of hilarious how Gura is streaming because of Advent

>> No.54944621

>>54944389
Damn brat T o T

>> No.54944659

>>54943572
did she say she got another xbox or was it the same xbox

>> No.54944687

>>54944389
The real reason she didn't want to show her tummy:
She wasn't wearing the shorts and was afraid of revealing it

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>>54944617
>gura is acting possessive of her chumbies
Bros she’s jealous and only wants us to pay attention to her

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>>54944617
I don't see an issue with this. Don't you guys want her to stream more?

>> No.54944989

>>54944822
hot

>> No.54945028

>>54944822
hot

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Gurass

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>>54941025
The thing is, the ball was CONSISTENTLY jank. For most of them, the ball was floating at around the same height as their hands. Gura was the only one where the ball was floating ABOVE her hands. I say most, because Suisei had the ball floating below them, implying she's shorter than her model.

>> No.54945154

>>54937825
>>54940322
>>54940754
What about Chloe's height irl? Gura had to look up at her when Chloe was helping her and Chloe is apparently short irl as a japanese person.

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chumbies my wife is asleep but has to stream in half an hour
she wont wake up no matter how much i nudge her

>> No.54945280

>>54945064
Fuck off already.

>> No.54945283

>>54945064
you can see this in the last holosummer livestream too btw. i feel like they offset the point the object is held on purpose to throw people off

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>>54945257
GURA WAKE UP

>> No.54945458

AAAA I NEED TO MAKE FOOD

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I will superchat Gura whatever the first reply to this post says to

>> No.54945491

>>54945468
i want to sex you gura

>> No.54945564

>>54945491
within limits

>> No.54945610

>>54945564
fine
>>54945468
i want to marry you gura

>> No.54945670

>>54945468
I don't like gifted memberships

>> No.54945683

gura in fauna's chat

>> No.54945689

>>54945257
Make way! I her Prince Charming shall wake her with a kiss.

>> No.54945801

Let's see how long Gura ignores me tonight. Can't wait

>> No.54945816

Fauna said not to go to McDonald's in Japan and Gura didn't like that

>> No.54945830

>>54942190
>https://www.youtube.com/live/BQgIMS_WGig?feature=share&t=9201
You do realize that the members are keeping up the "Gura is short" lore, right? The IRL descriptions are basically just for the fans...

Previous career puts her above 155cm, also, there is one other "thing" next to "Gura" that is confirmed to be 165cm & "Gura" head is at the middle of the "things" forehead...she is much taller than her lore, why bother speculating when you can take 10 seconds on the internet and see for yourself?

>> No.54945845 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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I can't tell the difference between Gura and Mumei's voices guys.

>> No.54945894

Gura thinks it's fine to eat nothing but mcdonalds when visiting a foreign country

>> No.54945914
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>> No.54945921

>>54943299
>>54943572
No she did not and if that was the case you would have sent the timestamp by now. Its the same Xbox Microsoft sent it to gura to keep. they are not going to wast money to send her the xbox to play one game just to have her send it back. She even thanked Microsoft on stream for giving her the xbox to keep. watch the sponsor streamed Gura did she talked about it half the stream dude.

>> No.54945944

>>54945830
>"Gura" head is at the middle of the "things" forehead
Guras head = very top of Guras head

>> No.54946017

>>54945921
I'm not going to watch that stream again it was real bad

>> No.54946086

>>54944617
>gura getting all flustered when new idols release so she clings to your arm in a pouty face…


Bros… I think I love her TuT

>> No.54946127
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do you think they realize that my wife is on in 20 minutes

>> No.54946184
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>>54943410
You upset?
Don't worry, anon. Even though she's well past 30, I'm sure Mio actually grew 10 cm in the last 4 years as well...
Surely all their listed heights are real.

>> No.54946193

Gura keeps talking in other people's chat instead of to us UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT TO TALK TO GURA

>> No.54946248

>>54946193
Fauna is a chumbie too!

>> No.54946287
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>>54946193
Gura's just committing sapling, don't worry too much.

>> No.54946302

>>54946184
Retard.

>> No.54946312

>>54946017
Because you know I'm right. Gura would be very upset with you right now.

>> No.54946351

that game fauna is playing is just about confirmed, probably tomorrow or thursday

>> No.54946399

>>54946287
She was in Kaela's chat yesterday too she'll chat anywhere to avoid her fans. (lol)

>> No.54946451

sharkwife soon

>> No.54946471

>>54946351
Shame, such a shitty game, would be cooler if she continued R2D while doing western RP

>> No.54946478

>>54944617
That's not why Gura's streaming.

>> No.54946487
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>> No.54946506

>>54946351
She's going to play Dave the Diver since she watched Kaela play it

>> No.54946544

>>54944284
Jesus she's so flat, I love it

>> No.54946589

what happened to sukebei?

>> No.54946605
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i think gura is flatter than i am

>> No.54946639
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>>54944284

>> No.54946666

>>54946471
>r2d
Nah, we need a cute game for gura to play

>> No.54946689

>>54945921
>>5681806
Anon stop acting like a fucking retard holy shit

>> No.54946794

>>54944617
Trying too hard when you guys said she was afraid when she literally streaming with all 5 Advents streaming around her. That's the least example of showing fear if I've ever seen one.

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Cute shark soon!

>> No.54946801

>>54946605
fatbud…

>> No.54946821

Oldie but goodie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmfcnwBkNs

>> No.54946839
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WHY THE FUCK AM I PERMASHADOWBANNED IN HER CHAT AND ONLY IN HER CHAT

>> No.54946874

>>54946193
I don't blame her, I mean just look at prechat lmao

>> No.54946892

>>54946839
How can you tell?

>> No.54946894

>Gura in Bijou's chat

>> No.54946919

>>54946839
You probably deserve it.

>> No.54946950

>>54946894
People can look at her chat, you know?

>> No.54946951

>>54946839
You are not shaddowband, just ignored, ofcourse, don't kid yourself thinking anyone care to notice you

>> No.54946959

>>54946839
Just what did you write Mr.Kaczynski?

>> No.54947053

>>54946894
I will not click her video

>> No.54947091

>>54947053
I checked hololyzer and he lied.

>> No.54947141

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1686525697735495680
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1686525697735495680
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1686525697735495680

>> No.54947284

Gura's gonna cuff you to the bed when she finds your shark folder.

>> No.54947305

Why am i shadowbanned here?

>> No.54947309

>>54946689
remember how you guys said she would never go to Japan? yea stop beliving your own larps. She was given that xbox.

>> No.54947312

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.54947318

>>54946892
If I post something through the PC and check through mobile, it doesn't appear. Vice versa.
If I post through mobile and close the stream, open again and check, there's also nothing. Even when prechat is empty.
>>54946919
I didn't do anything in live chat. Nor did I post garbage in the comments or community posts.

>> No.54947322

>>54944136
won't bother transcribing because it's nothing, Ame and Gura were chatting about maybe doing something podcasty/fishtanky again, Ame says shortly after to not get your hopes up because it was just idle chitchat and not plans

>> No.54947363
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>>54947284
oh nyo anything but that

>> No.54947500

>>54946839
Did you swear at any point? Usually I get shadowbanned for that, I presume due to YT rather than Gura. I try to keep my messages clean because of that.

>> No.54947506

>>54947318
Youtube decided you were a bot or HELPS fatfingered when muting a spammer

>> No.54947517

>>54947318
That happened to me a couple of months ago. Seems to be an issue on youtube's side. I just waited a couple of days

>> No.54947584

>>54947318
I posted four emotes and havent seen myself since

>> No.54947611

>>54947500 (Me)
I should note, my shadowbans only last like an hour or so tops. I do also try to keep my messages original and substantive.

>> No.54947616

my favorite goop goop memory was when she was playing Luigi's Mansion and silently cleaned up sand for over 20 minutes

>> No.54947645

Feels good not being banned.

>> No.54947675

>>54947318
if you send a superchat it will un-shadowban you iv been there and done that.

>> No.54947762

shart time

>> No.54947805

time to goom

>> No.54947812

Stream starting, chumbies.

>> No.54947824

>>54947318
tell me your name ill tell you if i see it

>> No.54947890

Am i allowed to watch strim even though i have a tiny peen?

>> No.54947894
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>> No.54947906

>>54947890
no

>> No.54947922
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>> No.54947926
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finn

>> No.54947930

>>54947890
No, sorry. You must be at least average.

>> No.54947934 [DELETED] 

>Gura doesn't stream for months
>New gen announced
>Oh shit gotta stream
>New girls stream
>Decide to stream at the same time as the new girls to ruin their momentum.
I lost all respect for Gurazawa at this point.

>> No.54947962
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>> No.54947976

Where does shabu shabu come from?

>> No.54947999

CUTE

>> No.54948001
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>>54944284
the light reflecting off her sternum and collarbones...

>> No.54948003

cute singalong

>> No.54948012

>singing along
CUTE

>> No.54948013

Gura actually said hi and singing with the opening!

>> No.54948044

Hi

>> No.54948048
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54948048

Why does the opening say it's almost time to skin myself?

>> No.54948057

Some weeks ago this place was unusable, now it's global.

>> No.54948081

>depot lease

>> No.54948087

>>54947500
No.
>>54947506
If that's the case I'll mail a chemical bomb to holoHQ.
>>54947517
It's been a over year.
I thought mocking hohols back in february-march last year might have marked my account as no-no, but I appear everywhere else.
>>54947584
You might be onto something... maybe I ctrl+v'd one time too much, god knows when?
>>54947675
I'm poor.
>>54947824
Nice try. Ever since that anon admitted to logging everyone who broke containment back in the fratparty yab I've been extremely careful with my words.

>> No.54948102
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CUTE

>> No.54948126

Gura has her swimsuit with t-shirt. Mumei is on criminal alert?

>> No.54948153

a-cute-stic

>> No.54948156

lmao the shirt

>> No.54948166

AMONGUS SUS

>> No.54948219

oh no

>> No.54948223
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54948223

Anyone else is having problems with the 4chan captcha solver?

>> No.54948230

AIEEEE I should've made some dumbfuck chat message

>> No.54948234

I guess it's time to actually use pre-chat

>> No.54948254

Yeah, there's pedos amogus. Thems the criminals

>> No.54948265

This brat

>> No.54948277

I should've confessed to cunny crimes

>> No.54948291

Gura has found criminals in chat. We're innocent. You found nothing on my PC! We giggle gills now? A lot of chat going to prison already.

>> No.54948297

This is gonna be brutal

>> No.54948301

Prechat chads, I kneel this time.

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>> No.54948326

>>54948234
nah

>> No.54948331

FUCK I SHOULDA PRECHATTED

>> No.54948362

Oh I fucking love this, wow

>> No.54948379

That's a good way to reward Pre chat

>> No.54948383

>>54948223
For me the cloudfare cookies doesn't transfer from 4chan.org to 4channel.org, and captcha doesn't load until I go to the main page and click the thing again.

>> No.54948400
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Gura supports a police state. Literally 1984

>> No.54948401

Fuck, she got me

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>>54947934

>> No.54948460
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Indecent fish photos!

>> No.54948459

FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING

>> No.54948464

INDECENT FISH PHOTOS

>> No.54948463
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54948463

AAAAA I CONFESS

>> No.54948475

Gura found the indecent fish photos.

>> No.54948489

HAHA GET FUCKED GORDON

>> No.54948501

entire chat getting hit with that charge

>> No.54948507

SHE KNOWS

>> No.54948546

>a Gray

>> No.54948562

Send me to horny-jail Gura

>> No.54948569

WE ARE GOING IN THE JAR

>> No.54948580

>>54948489
STFU

>> No.54948619

Gura made a jail to jar. Jar to jail. Not sure what she named it. Criminals of streams caught by Gura.

>> No.54948634

OMG SHES SO HORNY TODAY

>> No.54948636
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54948636

Get in the jar!

>> No.54948655

in the jar you go chums

>> No.54948660

i hope the prechat regulars are pissy over not making the list

>> No.54948715

Gura loves me bros

>> No.54948726

why is she so horny lately?

>> No.54948752

Oh she has the shirt depot lease. I remember when Kronii had a hard time decipher it.

>> No.54948754

she hates me

>> No.54948757

What is her shirt a reference too?

>> No.54948763

so this is the power of flowing...

>> No.54948773

Gura green line pls.

>> No.54948779

Gura doesn't love me I guess

>> No.54948785

>>54948726
Fresh fish at HoloEN. Blood in the water. Other shark analogies.

>> No.54948797

remember when we thought she changed and hated us and was gonna graduate??

she never left, dipshits

>> No.54948798

explain the reference so gura will love me

>> No.54948800
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>>54948660
i-i'm not mad or anything...

>> No.54948806

>>54948757
depot lease
the police

>> No.54948809

I can only imagine how ecstatic all of those chumbies are right now
Must have made their days

>> No.54948811

>>54948757
Everyone point and laugh at the retard

>> No.54948834

>>54948797
>we

>> No.54948849

>akaristan
is this game slavcore?

>> No.54948860

>>54948636
jarred...

>> No.54948872

>>54948726
Came home from 2nd trip to japan, first trip had a dinner date, met one more time at 2nd trip, now she is extra happy and jolly since they gonna keep seeing eachoter

>> No.54948870

>>54948546
Don't insult gray GODS.

>> No.54948876

that green line is killing me

>> No.54948885

How do I get Gura to take off her shirt?

>> No.54948898

>>54948797
>reddit spacing
also give it some time, she will start ghosting again at some point, its how she is

>> No.54948908

cute excited shark

>> No.54948913 [DELETED] 

>global is rock cunny
>bijou is 11k
>gura is 9k
Kek mogged, how it feels nigger?

>> No.54948919

Being cute is not a crime to Gura. Metal band? Not sure allowed plan but has nasty itch to play rhythm game. She played Ragnarok. Viking ship game to push viking ship. Sabaton mention. All viking rock and really good.

>> No.54948922

>>54948660
>>54948800
wasn't wargul the fag that killed the mood in the ukelele stream?

>> No.54948923
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>>54948870

>> No.54948933
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>Gura likes Ragnarock
Holy shit I'm fucking kneeling.

>> No.54948943

I'm on her head btw

>> No.54948953

God I love her so much

>> No.54948958
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https://youtu.be/vlafJgBMrYk?t=6822

>> No.54948965

Oh so this is like papers please? That was a great stream.

>> No.54948981

>>54948913
>numbers
>in /ggg/
go back nigger

>> No.54948985

>>54948913
>>>/vt/#/

>> No.54949005

>>54948933
She's so fucking based

>> No.54949024

>>54948913
Bijou is flavor of the month with no personality

>> No.54949057
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GURAS GONNA PEG ME WITH HER PUNISHMENT STICK LETS GOOOOOOOO

>> No.54949070 [DELETED] 

>>54948981
>>54948985
She is done nigger, graduate your bitch already, karma finally get her

>> No.54949097

she really likes dick jokes

>> No.54949111
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Would you let Gura "punish" you with a glowstick?

>> No.54949115

>>54948913
>11k on day 3 of brand new chuuba
This is not the win you think it is.

>> No.54949118

Her hand tracking seems better than Fauna's, where Fauna's hands keep doing the pipette motion

>> No.54949123

gura's gonna put a glowstick up my butt and you'll see it glowing through my belly...

>> No.54949148

Does Gura still have the glowy stick for punishment? She does have it "Guess where this is going?" She'll beat us up with it. Shrimp don't have butts so how do they poopoo. menting sand veins?

>> No.54949152

>>54948913
Bijou is losing to Nerissa whom only started streaming 16 minutes ago

>> No.54949171

do not the bait

>> No.54949176
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>>54949070 (You)

>> No.54949177
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>>54949070
NEIN WE WILL FIGHT TO THE LAST MAN!
THE FINAL VICTORY IS UPON US!

>> No.54949187

I eat the shrimp poop

>> No.54949210
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>>54949118
cover please unlock her finger already

>> No.54949215

>>54948898
>reddit spacing
oh ffs the one time I add another new line haha I've barely been on that fucking site

>> No.54949222 [DELETED] 

>>54949024
>coping already
Enjoy this sub 10k till her graduation yes

>> No.54949255

>a moose!
Gura that was a deer

>> No.54949271

>>54949115
do not reply to newfags

>> No.54949273

>>54948913
Retard

>> No.54949288

cheekibreeki

>> No.54949293

huh is this game really slavcore? They are speaking cheeki breeki

>> No.54949295

>>54949111
I... think I would
That might not mean much to you but it's a significant revelation for me

>> No.54949301

>>54949070
>ESL
>in /ggg/
go back

>> No.54949344

seems slavbuds will get lots of nice voicelines tonight
vodkaaaaaa

>> No.54949363

Gura just changes radio to do a jig before leaving for her job.

>> No.54949371

So cover doesn't have an issue with games that reference the cold war?

>> No.54949381

>>54949293
I think it's Polish, the game dev is from Poland. Definitely slavcore though

>> No.54949392

Is gura slavpilled?

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Oh fuck, I've become trident without realizing it.

>> No.54949419

I can’t believe Gura supports the invaders…

>> No.54949420

>>54948913
Gura already surpassed her after 15 minutes, how ya feeling now dingus?kh8nt

>> No.54949426

>>54949371
why would they?

>> No.54949434

>>54949400
checked
gratz bud

>> No.54949440

>>54949400
congrats chumbie

>> No.54949451

>>54948913
oh wow it took 5 minutes...

>> No.54949463

>>54949222
You’re coping considering how low this rock girl’s numbers are after only two days

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>>54949400
Grats

>> No.54949493

>>54949371
Anon, they allowed Botan to play Cold War, it's fine.

>> No.54949527

>>54949400
based

>> No.54949528

>>54949400
grats

>> No.54949562

>>54949420
>>54949451
Good, i was just pretending to be anti
Now lets enjoy her stream and remember, our enemies is everywhere

>> No.54949572

>>54949371
Cold War was based and cool as fuck so no

>> No.54949587

The border is her home. She found her little outhouse. Gura calling out Igor portrait as AI. She tried to do that floor in animal crossing but it was a pain in the butt for her.

>> No.54949599

>>54948913
Nerissa has 13K what's your fucking point

>> No.54949606
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>>54949111
I’d let Gura exercise her authority all over my face.

>> No.54949610

>>54949371
Why would anyone care about that?

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>>54949562

>> No.54949648

>>54949111
I would beg her to

>> No.54949655

>>54948913
your boring bitch can’t even beat gura with debut buff lmao

>> No.54949654

>>54949562
>I wAS jUSt pRetEndInG durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

>> No.54949679

>>54949599
Next target then

>> No.54949707

>>54948757
https://youtu.be/vlafJgBMrYk?t=6824

>> No.54949715

>>54949562
[cums on you]

>> No.54949721

Is this a real language

>> No.54949746
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>>54949562 (You)

>> No.54949785
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54949785

fuck that indian faggot neil. I almost got into a car accident because I went to turn on gura while driving and he made it so youtube vanced doesn't work so I had to figure out how to open up the link in the browser while driving and then also missed like 10 second of gooba twice because I forgot without vanced turning off the screen makes the video stop. holy shit I fucking hate neil

>> No.54949789

Gura wants a wet wipe to wipe away fake mustaches. Gura said Paper's Please was hard because of all the color so this might go better than expected.

>> No.54949826

>>54949562
Ironic antiposting is still antiposting.

>> No.54949886

>>54949707
oh yea I remember that now. now gura loves me!

>> No.54949911
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54949911

How do I go about importing a Lada to the US?

>> No.54949916

this is already so comfy

>> No.54949940

>>54949785
Do not use your phone while operating a vehicle anon.

>> No.54949939

i wonder if she's going to read SCs tonight

>> No.54949975

Gura asking where the guns at. Gura looking for erotic goods? Gura nervous first day of work.

>> No.54950008

>>54949916
Gura might be sad seeing her viewers prefer the new gen

>> No.54950018

T-Shirt Gura >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hoodie Gura
Fight me

>> No.54950033
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>>54949295
You held out longer than most, chumbie.
It's only a matter of time before you let her put you in a cute girly dress. Assuming you don't want it already.

>> No.54950035

>>54949939
Probably unless she starts feeling bad. This game screams 2-3 hours of gameplay and an hour of chatting

>> No.54950037

>>54949940
it would have been just one button if it wasn't for that fucking street shitter neil

>> No.54950065

Dr.Phil is the general secretary of the USSR

>> No.54950069
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>>54949785
You know what to do.

>> No.54950090

>gura used the shared prison toothbrush to brush her teeth

>> No.54950113

these kind of games make my head hurt for some reason

>> No.54950117

I hope this low viewership didnt make gura depressed

>> No.54950119

she's been so horny recently we might actually get an asmr

>> No.54950135

>Officer Goobels
Gura??

>> No.54950133

>officer goebbles

>> No.54950167

>Officer Goebbels

>> No.54950183

>>54949785
vanced has been dead for months, the fuck you doing, get revanced already

>> No.54950194

>>54950033
I don't really care one way or the other about dresses
But my ass has been the source of nearly all of my problems in life so I try to avoid it

>> No.54950201

Officer Goebbles.. Uh Oh..

>> No.54950202

>>54950117
she wants lower viewership

>> No.54950212

>>54949562
>ESL retard admits to being a retarded faggot
SEA rangeban when?

>> No.54950221

She’s so cute today bros, time to goom. Anyone got some good goob’s to spare?

>> No.54950230

>>54950133
>>54950135
>>54950167
When is Gura gonna give us a total war speech?

>> No.54950249

totalitarian loudspeaker posts are pure kino

>> No.54950275

Gura called Igor Dr. Phil. Behave yourselves or she'll put you in the punishment cell. Gura stll looking for gun. Spongebob mention. Accidentally crouched and now at accurate Gura size to inspect.

>> No.54950365

>>54950133
>>54950135
>>54950167
Goebbelsmind… The Aryan spirit is still strong…

>> No.54950368

>>54950183
this was the first time it didn't work. I used it fine for the amesame geoguesser stream

>> No.54950378

gura eepy

>> No.54950476

>>54950201
it's ok, she's certified retarded

>> No.54950529

tailjob

>> No.54950542
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man I can’t believe in about three months it’ll have been three whole years of goob. Feeling really good tonight.

>> No.54950557

>april is before may, right?

>> No.54950567

>>54950368
Playing with fire, it just randomly stops working for people since the API was removed

>> No.54950601

Gura confusing different documents. Guy has no eye brows. It rain to his beard and mustache.

>> No.54950644

>>54950557
Gura...

>> No.54950729

>>54950567
ill try revanced

>> No.54950736

why are they speaking spanish anyway?

>> No.54950764

She really would cry the second law enforcement talked to her IRL.

>> No.54950766

And she failed her first inspection. Yes, she should look in the trunk.

>> No.54950783

>yeah, you're not from here, buddy

>> No.54950795

She so cute when she REALLY leans back in her seat so hear model swoop back, she did it with mumei yesterday too

She basically invites to missionary

>> No.54950800

>You aren't from here buddy!
wtf Gura racist?

>> No.54950855

>>54950800
No she's based

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just got here, what did I miss

>> No.54950883

>>54950542
she debuted in september

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>>54950133
>>54950135
>>54950167
>>54950201

>> No.54950953

>I know!
Know what, Gura??

>> No.54950963

>>54950202
Thats a cope, cover will berate her for losing to her new gen

>> No.54950965

This game made me remember that she once said she wanted to try playing Atomic Heart.
So did it turn out to be any good? I haven't looked at it once since it came out.

>> No.54950978

I want Gura to give me a /thorough/ patdown

>> No.54950990

>>54950903
Is that Keanu Reeves in the pic?

>> No.54951067

Pat down? Yes please

>> No.54951088

>>54950965
I heard it has robot ladies that will try to rape you, but Idk if that's true.-

>> No.54951092

>>54950965
I remember people shitting on the main character for talking too much.

>> No.54951100

>>54950990
No that's me.

>> No.54951135

whats the white line above Goomba?

>> No.54951149

She was successful this time. Got rid of Mr. Oh Nyo.

>> No.54951177

>>54950963
>losing to her new gen
??
If anything, the new gen is immensely underperforming

>> No.54951211

Pro tip: If you ram a carrot up your bum while watching the stream you can pretend Gura is pegging you

>> No.54951212

>>54950965
aggressively meh

>> No.54951229

>>54951092
Yeah, it does get a bit annoying how he has some sarcastic quip for pretty much every single thing that happens.

>> No.54951245

Is this the game irys was playing as a cop and detained someone for being a tranny or was that a different cop game?

>> No.54951304

>>54951229
Gameplay itself looked pretty fun, but nothing too special.

>> No.54951317

Why are numberfags here

>> No.54951337

>>54951135
A glass pane that we put above her so I can goom without splashing her on stream

>> No.54951344

Brown fella
> You're not from around these parts
White guy in wifebeater truck
> He looks niiiiiice

>> No.54951382

>>54951245
I think that was police simulator or something like that

>> No.54951409

Gura wants to do cavity searches. Gura did you just misgender him with ma'am? Gura has learned how to use the blacklight.

>> No.54951415

Oh fuck she has a blacklight

>> No.54951413

Gura has a blacklight and is going to point out every cum stain she finds at your PC

>> No.54951446
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>> No.54951473

Gura is going to find all of my goom!

>> No.54951484
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>>54951382
In an alternate universe, Gura decided to stream that game after all

>> No.54951509

Why is Gura so slutty and horny today? Is she ovulating again?

>> No.54951511

>>54951092
I really hate that modern devs don't understand WHY silent protagonists were the norm decades ago. It had nothing to do with technical limitations and everything to do with atmosphere and immersion.

>> No.54951515

>>54951092
crispy critters!

>> No.54951529

"Getting some guys in trouble with this one" when referring to the black light. What did she mean by this? Gura calling out boss music playing for the guy.

>> No.54951676
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>>54951529
the same thing she meant by [redacted] with the daki

>> No.54951696

>numbers plate says cox

>> No.54951701

Based Gura refusing Muslim entry.

>> No.54951727

the fucking coffin dance music

>> No.54951747

Gura dog cumfirmed

>> No.54951751

>>54951229
I hate what the mcu has done to media so fucking much

>> No.54951756

Alright Gura, end it soon. I gotta go to bed

>> No.54951780

I want to treat Gura like a good dog and give her headpats and good girls until her panties are soaken wet

>> No.54951806
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Gura can't read

>> No.54951833

Daki mention.

>> No.54951836

"This just in. Chumbies demanding their dakimakura." Yes, Gura the chumbies are rioting.

>> No.54951843

I'm the chumbie begging for dakimagura btw

>> No.54951865

>will they insert into the dakimakura
what?

>> No.54951870

>>54951701
So far she has denied a brown fella & some muslim guy but passed the white wifebeater within seconds

Based Goober

>> No.54951872

Actually I'm demanding an ASMR lovenest

>> No.54951881

DakimaGura? Insert? Whatever could she mean?

>> No.54951895

Damn Gura how bad was your house that you needed the fruit fly strips

>> No.54951949

Gura news:
>Gura cannot open the pickle jar, needs big strong chumbie to do it for her

>> No.54952000
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>>54951780
same desu

>> No.54952004

>>54951895
She doesn't have an issue touching bugs so...

>> No.54952011

Fly traps look like fruit rollups? Gura sharing her pickles with us but only if we can open the jar. Stardew Valley mention. Have rest to do activities just like real life.

>> No.54952054
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>>54951949
I volunteer

>> No.54952096

>>54951895
>my brothers never washed the dishes and left them scattered from the sink to living room.
Sometimes it isn’t you that’s the root cause

>> No.54952164

Gura is excited to... punish

>> No.54952173

>>54952096
So true I worry about gura I would clean her house for her.

>> No.54952181

>>54952096
It is when you live alone

>> No.54952187

what would you do if gura stopped you for inspection

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>>54951484
Being a good cop is boring. Being a merciless thug for the state is fun.

>> No.54952219

ToT

>> No.54952229

>get naked
Yes ma'am

>> No.54952246

>get naked
yes ma'am

>> No.54952307

>>54952187
let her do a cavity search

>> No.54952314

Gura told grandpa to get naked. Time to kill the old man for contraband.

>> No.54952325

I want to fuck the shit out of Gura(respectfully)

>> No.54952350

>>54952096
Gura once left a rotten egg in the sink for weeks until it got white and black fuzzy mold

In march she said she had a chicken soup in the fridge followed by the word "when was January"

Pretty sure Gura is the root cause

>> No.54952359

Gura found the cocaina

>> No.54952399

my drug sniffing dog shark wife

>> No.54952402
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>spread your cheeks chumbshit, i have a reason to believe you're hiding unautharized gura merch

>> No.54952401

>>54952187
Assume the position so she can search EVERY corner

>> No.54952404

When will Gura play the superior Papers Please ripoff aka Imperial Gatekeeper

>> No.54952416

wasn't there some story recently about sharks in florida eating cocaine and going apeshit

>> No.54952417

>gura supports the war on drugs

>> No.54952479
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>>54952402

>> No.54952484

>what should I do
>screen literally says look under the hood
she might literally be illiterate. or not wearing her glasses

>> No.54952523

She found the grandpa's cocaine. going to jail. "Now it's turn into tamagotchi". That's a weird way to think about sending someone to jail. Habo Hotel mention.

>> No.54952548

>>54952350
All science experiments. All carefully controlled and examined

>> No.54952577
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>> No.54952578

Gura should play more slavcore games

>> No.54952612

>>54952350
I can save her

>> No.54952638

POOLS CLOSED

>> No.54952659

>>54952484
she's just a zoomer

>> No.54952670

"Enjoy your used sponge" to Grandpa. Told the nerd to clean it up.

>> No.54952693

>clean it up
>clean it up janny
what did she mean by this?
someone sound clip that

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>> No.54952709

>>54952350
She needs caretakers.

>> No.54952729

i miss dbd

>> No.54952742

Gura thinks she found a TRIdent
> has 4 prongs

>> No.54952743

gura that's not a trident
it's a fourdent

>> No.54952746

Oh Gura...

>> No.54952797

that's a pedophile

>> No.54952815

Gura's got her trident (though it's a pitchfork with 4 prongs) and a crowbar. Yeah, that was a suspicious way to say hello. Looks like Gura is getting into the full swing of the game.

>> No.54952937

>>54952797
>gura got into a pedos rape van

>> No.54953022
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Imagine if Gura mocked Mandarin/Japanese like how she's mocking Russian right now lmao

>> No.54953044

>>54951895
fruit flies never show up unless you have rotting fruit and disappear a few days after the fruit's gone, so idk why you'd ever need to kill them.

>> No.54953047

GURA IS EVIL

>> No.54953055

>what if I stab someone

>> No.54953066

Gura got the question wrong on math of course. She said 50. Should be 45. Denies the guy entry and shoves a pitchfork in his back. Gura is so rude!

>> No.54953100

God I wish Gura would stab me

>> No.54953099
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>>54941224
puffy..

>> No.54953103

>gets bad score
>why? is it because I stabbed him?

>> No.54953198

>35
holy shit what an old man
haha surely there are no chumbies here that age right

>> No.54953203

Gura saying we are chumrades for helping identify a 35 year old possible criminal.

>> No.54953222

>>54953044
they can survive on just water too. I used to have them because of some water under the fridge that took me forever to find.

>> No.54953236

>>54953198
Not yet... haha...

>> No.54953388

Oops. Chumrades got math wrong as well. he's actually 25 not 35. We have the same brain as Gura! Gura apologetic to guy for believing us.

>> No.54953399
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Hello fellow Chumrades, glory to Commissar Gura

>> No.54953436
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54953436

Chumrades.

>> No.54953460

tiny shark claps

>> No.54953476

>>54953022
But it's not Russian. This is one of the Slavic languages - Czech or Polish or Bulgarian

>> No.54953523

>>54953436
The Chumviet Union

>> No.54953547

>>54953476
Yeah nobody cares it sounds the same

>> No.54953637

>I'm an honest shark I do honest work I promise

>> No.54953652

russia is only good for its gymnastic videos

>> No.54953710

Gura found the counterfeit money. Time for punishment. man this guy is loaded.

>> No.54953760
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Tovarisch?

>> No.54953775
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>a shark girl walks up to your car and begins to bash it with a crowbar. wdyd?

>> No.54953852

>>54953775
thank her and pay her for her services

>> No.54953867

gura HATES old men

>> No.54953874

>>54953775
tell her how good a job she's doing and pat her head

>> No.54953883
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>>54953775
Please bash me too!

>> No.54953884

>>54952350
She told those stories in 2021...
I want to go back

>> No.54953936

We found the actual 35 year old. "remember to share the bucket" to the 2 criminals. She hasn't fed them yet?

>> No.54953951

>>54953652
FSB open up

>> No.54953996

>>54953652
chumbud...?

>> No.54954006

>pausing to read akasupa
Oh no

>> No.54954008

>>54953867
gura's rounding up her ojisans...

>> No.54954019

>>54953884
she just had a stream where she said she shitposts on the internet, got mumei to admit to shitposting, said she goes a week without showering and got herself and mumei to admit they want to drink piss

>> No.54954051

AAAAAAAAAA HOW HAS IT BEEN AN HOUR

>> No.54954092

>>54953547
The same can be said about Chinese, Japanese and Korean.

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>>54953652
Why are chumbies like this...

>> No.54954212

>>54954051
fuwacoco time already?

>> No.54954258

Time to transfer the naught boys.

>> No.54954275

>>54954008
she's gonna start a semen farm and use ojisan slaves for forced prostate milking

>> No.54954287

>>54954212
Shark and shark only when she's live

>> No.54954333

"naughty naughty boiiis" I NEED THAT SOUNDCLIP NOOOW, HOLY MOLY

>> No.54954397

>we're going on a trip to a place called Auschwitz
What did she mean by this?

>> No.54954434

I'm watching both koseki and gura and they're voices are melding desu

>> No.54954458

>>54954397
Gura's a National Bolshevik

>> No.54954480

>>54954212
I’m listening to both :3

>> No.54954479

>>54954092
Japanese doesn't sound anything like Korean or Chinese because it's syllable based and the others aren't.

>> No.54954520

>>54954397
it's shower time
little jewsteins!

>> No.54954537

Gura getting forgetful about the contraband. Gura driving? Oh nyo.

>> No.54954581

>Shark in one ear
>Barkers in the other
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54954590
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>>54954397
gura is funny like that

>> No.54954646

>>54954479
Japanese and Korean famously sound alike...

>> No.54954653

>>54954479
Relax mister scientist

>> No.54954662

Reminder that Gura knows how to drive but doesn't like it

>> No.54954684

>i'm so fuzzy~!
gura please don't encourage them...

>> No.54954711

>this is the prnd12, right?

>> No.54954829

no wonder she's afraid of driving a car

>> No.54954872

>>54954662
define "knows how to" didn't she try one time and then her parents never let her again and she never took the license test

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>>54954434
Same desu

>> No.54954949

>>54954662
reminder this anon doesn't watch Gura

>> No.54954955

Of course she crashes. Rust mention.

>> No.54954986

>>54954019
I was talking about the stories that anon posted.

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>>54954684

>> No.54955028

>>54954872
>didn't she try one time
She took it out of park, let it drift backward out of the driveway, and hit something.

>> No.54955037

>should we deliver them as cargo first?
Gura supports the transatlantic slave trade

>> No.54955082

We can't go to McDonald's. Only prison rations. I don't think she fed the guys

>> No.54955149

Gulag Time!

>> No.54955160

do you think you'll cry when gura eventually graduates?

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>>54954955
kek reminded me of this pic.

>> No.54955169 [DELETED] 

>>54955037
I didn't know she was jewish...

>> No.54955210

>>54954908
>>54954581
this is why gura is bleeding in viewership numbers, Neil didnt count double stream watching

>> No.54955262

>>54955160
smile

>> No.54955282

Gura doesn't know how reversing a vehicle works...

>> No.54955297

>>54955160
Yes. I will have a mental breakdown, wait for about to a year for her to reappear as someone else, and then straight up kill myself when she doesn't :3

>> No.54955316

I'm glad she doesn't actually drive.

>> No.54955401

shark noises give me strength

>> No.54955411

Gura is still a dangerous driver.

>> No.54955424

>>54955297
She wouldn't want you to kys. She would want you to live on to carry her legacy :3

>> No.54955428

12k viewers. Is this normal?

>> No.54955447
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>>54955160
>tfw we are closer to the end than the beginning

>> No.54955491

>>54955297
same :3

>> No.54955537

>>54955316
Neither does the moyai. Smols can't drive

>> No.54955563

>>54955428
she's lost viewers due to being a lazy bitch. streaming over advent because she's afraid of losing more.

>> No.54955575

goba...

>> No.54955586

>>54955401
When I die, I want the last thing I hear to be Gura's scream. Pure, unfiltered, terrified scream.

>> No.54955598

>>54955428
It's great, I already got 2 reads

>> No.54955614

>>54955563
cry about it

>> No.54955622

>>54955447
oh god thats a terrible feel

>> No.54955629

>still trying

>> No.54955669

yes, Vodka! That'll help improve her driving.

>> No.54955677

>>54955428
who cares

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>>54955563

>> No.54955686

>>54955428
Yes, she is done goofed
ghosting her fans and i will never forgive her for that, she will graduate soon

>> No.54955720

>>54955424
But life is so bleak without her :3

>> No.54955728

>>54955563
Retard

>> No.54955726

Gura is going to buy a gun from Vlad.

>> No.54955750

guras got guns

>> No.54955759

Gura's got guns

>> No.54955782
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>> No.54955811

Vlad the chad

>> No.54955831

Been on the shitter for almost 30 minutes. What did I miss?

>> No.54955859

Gura buying guns or saving money for submachine gun. She'll buy a pistol first.

>> No.54955869

>Soviet employee BUYING GUNS
what
what the fuck

>> No.54955906

>>54955428
are you new? remember metroid?

>> No.54955919

>>54955720
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
-Gawr Gura

>> No.54955966

>>54955563
>>54955686

Imagine seething so much you come here to stalk comments and complain about a shark girl.

>> No.54956115

>sees guns
>immediately spends entire salary on guns
she is just like me frfr
reminder, she did say she had a gun in the red dead 2 stream

>> No.54956145

I love Gura's flat tire__

>> No.54956214

"That's not the only thing that's flat." Chat being feisty to Gura.

>> No.54956235

woman drivers amirite fellas

>> No.54956256

someone sound clip the
>I got a gun

>> No.54956346

>>54955831
>Denied entry for black men and muslims
>let a white wifebeater though in 1 seconds
>Made a joke about cum when taking out a blacklight
>drove some "naughty naughty boiiiisss" to the Gulag
>Stabbed a spic fella
>Bought vodka while driving
>Found a "trident" with 4 prongs
+ many other things you missed

>> No.54956366

>>54956115
>she did say she had a gun
no she didn't, she said she knew how heavy a long gun was. You're a schizo if you think the girl that doesn't drive trusts herself to own and operate a firearm alone.

>> No.54956410

>>54955563
Kek the seethe get fucked chumbuds

>> No.54956435

Clearly hohawk man crashed intentionally into police and not Gura's poor driving. We've arrived at our destination.

>> No.54956504

>>54955906
not just metroid, gura only has 3 streams under 10k

>> No.54956508
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54956508

>you've got two options chumbie
>eat my ass or you go to labour camp

>> No.54956554

>>54956366
she literally said she hurt her shoulders carrying a gun, not that she knew how heavy it was.
fucking no gunz cuck

>> No.54956569
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54956569

>>54956508

>> No.54956598

Gura has hit a tree. probably should've turned on the lights.

>> No.54956599

>ope

>> No.54956606

that tree just came out of nowhere

>> No.54956637

do you think gura mutters slurs to herself when she's playing games off stream

>> No.54956677

>>54956508
Itadakimasu

>> No.54956684

>>54956637
Only against the bongs

>> No.54956697

What the fuck is this game lmao. It's all over the place

>> No.54956702

>>54956637
No she mutters them to me

>> No.54956709

>>54956554
Delusional if you think her noodle arm can handle the recoil of a gun, she can't even handle a softairgun

>> No.54956720

>>54956554
I've posted my guns on this thread before anon, you're just a delusional retard. I think you need to rewatch the clip.

>> No.54956763

>>54956637
no, she says them openly

>> No.54956774

I want to jam with Gura to turkish radio

>> No.54956799
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54956799

>>54956508
I'm eating good tonight!

>> No.54956811

No, Gura. You lost -25 for reckless driving.

>> No.54956818
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54956818

>>54956508

>> No.54956829

>looking to the side
I wonder why she's struggling to stay on the road?

>> No.54956871

>>54956637
Whos gonna inform this guy about a certain drunken feisty vtuber memelord girl?

>> No.54956929

>>54956554
papashark had her fire one of his rifles once and it planted her ass firmly on the ground after the first .30-06

>> No.54956984

Gur forgets she left her gun in inventory.

>> No.54957043

tiny shark hops

>> No.54957125
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54957125

honestly i wish i didn't love Gura so much cause this stream isn't really that interesting and I'm missing out on the new girls...

>> No.54957152

Time to confirm some cargo.

>> No.54957207
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>>54957125

>> No.54957219

>>54956871
Hush Anon it is verboten.

>> No.54957285

>>54956366
a gun is safer than a car.

>> No.54957383

>>54957125
Easy for me. I only watch gura and fembuds.

>> No.54957451

>>54957285
About the same, 48000 to 42000 deaths in 2022

>> No.54957477

Gura admits she's stupid for missing the wrong name of where the wrong name is. Gura...

>> No.54957510

FUCKING DUMB IDIOT GURA

>> No.54957533

Leaning back in her chair again so chat can missionary her

>> No.54957565

lol she felt guilty after calling us stupid

>> No.54957571

>>54957510
dummy sex pet T o T

>> No.54957612

We've gotta hippie to inspect.

>> No.54957632

she simply forgot that not everyone has thousands of nicknames
her form86 must be horrible

>> No.54957654

>>54956709
.22s have literally no recoil
>>54956720
you need to rewatch it, you no gunz microdick yuro. she said she hurt her shoulder carrying a gun
https://youtu.be/1viouXswSRA?t=10771
>last time I did that
fuck you no gunz

>> No.54957696

>>54957383
we dont have any fembuds in EN3

>> No.54957769

Found contraband. Alcohol in the potatoes.

>> No.54957773

>alcomahol

>> No.54957796
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>>54957696
Precisely.

>> No.54957823

Goobnight buds, Gura’s gonna lull me to sleep with the dulcet tones of police brutality.

>> No.54957846

bald = evil

>> No.54957871

>>54956929
based
>>54957451
nope. there are fewer than 500 fatal gun accidents a year in the US vs 43,000 fatal car accidents

>> No.54957876

>The game's language is just Polish with random slavic sufixes

>> No.54957881

>bald is not a crime its just funny
>i like bald, okay?

>> No.54957885

Gura says bald isn't a crime. It's funny. She likes bald.

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54957889

shouldn't the smugglers realized by now their chuuni snake marks are getting their mules arrested?

>> No.54957891

Gura likes us baldies.

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54957899

>>54957696
We have plenty of fembuds in Hololive already

>> No.54957908

She didn't even check the rest of the cargo...

>> No.54957911

>she likes bald
OJI-BUDS WHERE WE AT

>> No.54957917

>>54957881
Yeah, likes to make fun of them

>> No.54957947
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54957947

I hope there's no baldie's in this thread.

>> No.54957957

happy for you baldbuds

>> No.54957997

That is a massive bar of soap

>> No.54958018

>>54957947
I buzz my hair. Which side of the line do I fall on?

>> No.54958028

MANAGER HATE

>> No.54958036
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>> No.54958097

>>54957876
Only polish i heard so far was "kurwa", no other polish words so far, more like Bosnian or some other shi-hole

>> No.54958133

Manager hate let's gooooo

>> No.54958138

>>54957654
> not that she knew how heavy it was.
Reminder you made this statement, then she says in the timestamp that YOU linked that it was heavy. You fucking mongoloid, you need to learn how to read people's posts.

>> No.54958161

"Manager. Typical. Standing around and doing nothing." Gura, you shouldn't call out Cover management like that. "Should we smell him?"

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>>54957997
It's for washing massive asses like Gura's.

>> No.54958225

my smellfag wife..

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54958226

she looks like something you would waft

>> No.54958235

>>54958097
What are you? Retarded? They're clearly speaking Simlish.

>> No.54958384

That wasn't the grimace shake he's transporting. It was the barbecue sauce.

>> No.54958415

>>54958097
Because they did it right and it doesnt sound like any real language

>> No.54958429

>>54958138
I didn't make that statement you fucking microdick antigun faggot. I said she said had a gun. you said she just said it was heavy and I posted a vid where she said last time she carried around a gun she hurt her shoulder. you are lying and likely jewish

>> No.54958509

>>54958097
I know I heard a tovarisch

>> No.54958555

"his bald; it's not looking good for this guy", sending mixed messages about baldies in the last 5 mins

>> No.54958564

really hope there arent any bald "people" watching gura right now

>> No.54958566

Anyone else getting turned on by Gura wearing a shirt? That shit is too erotic.

>> No.54958574

Gura's gonna fist the pigs shithole

>> No.54958591

Fucking kek

>> No.54958594

that's a surprisingly detailed pig butthole

>> No.54958600

Pigs inside pigs? She really stared at that pig butt.

>> No.54958613

Gura pls...

>> No.54958618

I think Gura is obsessed with butts

>> No.54958624

>>54958574
why did i laugh at this

>> No.54958629

>>54958566
It's really really cute and arousing yeah

>> No.54958641

Imagine the smell, Gura.

>> No.54958661

I like when gura reads one of my comments early on in the stream so I don't gotta worry about it the rest of the time

>> No.54958762
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54958762

she's gonna...

>> No.54958806

ratatouille mention. We're like that but checking her math and spelling mistakes.

>> No.54958832

>>54958661
Why do you worry about getting read so much? I like to sit back and relax listening to her cute voice breathy voice.

>> No.54958855

Wait is she here

>> No.54958878

she's here...

>> No.54958885

>>54958762
sniffy sniffy?
licky licky?

>> No.54958892

becoming one with gura....

>> No.54958890

GURA SAW THE ANGLERFISH ANON

>> No.54958888

SHE'S HERE SHE READ THE ANGLERFISH RITUALPOST

>> No.54958905

GURA?!

>> No.54958909

gura was the anglerfish anon

>> No.54958914

Wait a minute... is she here?

>> No.54958919

what the fuck

>> No.54958927

I am my wife's testicles and brain

>> No.54958943

Anglerfish male attaching to female and they become one. We're not mating with Gura but we are Gura's brain. Without us she has no brain.

>> No.54958952

SHE'S HERE

>> No.54958959

Just a coincidence.

>> No.54958962

>>54958888
>>54958890
?

>> No.54958969

>Me and Ebi mating
uoooooh

>> No.54958979

Would you sacrifice yourself for Gura?

>> No.54958992

Are fucking serious?

>> No.54958998

>>54958618
WE ARE

>> No.54958996

why is she fisting the ukrainian...

>> No.54959010
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54959010

I love you Gura!

>> No.54959034

>>54958888
>>54958890
>>54958909
I think jason brought it up, she mentioned him right before

>> No.54959040

Gura makes the weirdest fucking, I don't even know what that was supposed to be.

>> No.54959042
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54959042

I'M MATING WITH GURA?

>> No.54959051

>>54958943
Speak for yourself, I am mating with Gura

>> No.54959075

SHE'S /HERE/

>> No.54959084

>Becaue we aren't angler fish
That implies that we are mating though

>> No.54959114

>>54958959
Just like every other coincidence huh.

>> No.54959129
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54959129

Gura knows alot about angler fish and that is what i appreciate about her

>> No.54959135

>>54959084
yeah she puts me in her cunny occassionally

>> No.54959174

What is Gura thinking. Scooby Doo was a good guess. "Soon they'll never pry me and ebi apart". Gura loves us.

>> No.54959179

Gura has always been here, literally dogwhistled it with the same desu emote.

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54959194

>>54959034
he mentioned ratatouille but she brought up the anglerfish

>> No.54959213

IM BECOMING ONE WITH MY WIFE

>> No.54959321

Didn't mori just make a >shes /here/ joke on saturday with book's stream? Mori has outright said she is /here/ so the girls were probably all /here/ during the debuts.
Hell just yesterday
gura and mumei say they actively shitpost

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