/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Why is IRyS streaming when a bunch of Holo ENs are also streaming, does she want to have basically no views?

>>55075355
>why is IRyS streaming when IRyS always streams?

>>55075355
numberfags must die.

Thought I could watch both Shiori's parasites and IRyS's SOMA part 1, but finished neither. I got up to the part where she got lost in the maze with the monster. Can someone give me a brief summary of what happened next?

>>55076057
>>55075355
to arms, /hirys/! we must defend against the numberfag scourge

putting my balls in her cute bum

>>55075355
She's trying to compete with the new and shiny holos but she will lose...

>>55076235
>/hirys/

Does Pokemon Unite have Gardevoir? She should use Gardevoir.

>>55076802
>Does Pokemon Unite have Gardevoir?
Yeah it does

IRyS IS ASLEEP
POST NUDERyS

>Traumadump SCs again
crinch

>>55075047
I'm reading chat and most of them are saying stuff about Irys having a meeting in 5 or so hours from now.
Can someone tell me why all of Irys' "meetings" are at night?

>>55077432
True but
>crinch

Where is the stream you retarded nephelim

>>55077432
Are absurdist humor SCs related to nothing at all preferable?

>>55077432
With the view numbers she's getting might as well not stream

>>55077563
Those "meetings" are sex and all of them are with me

Soon!

>>55077911
>numbers numbers numbers

Sorry boys, I woke her up late. She's doing her pre-stream prep, give her just a few more mins.

i am gonna wake irys up brb

Not even AneRyS can save us...

>>55077911
If you like numberfagging so much why haven't you moved on to one of the shiny new girls yet?

>>55075355
It doesn't matter, I only watch IRyS.

>>55078369
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBSSSSS COME BAAAAAAACCCCKKK

Thanks for the status updates. I can keep catching up on the VOD.

>>55075355
Shiori redirects to IRyS because she's the only option, it's the perfect slot now

>>55078431

>>55078304
You can't get in her house dude, i changed the lock

>>55075355
Everyone's streaming in the same rough time one-or-two hours apart.
When I watched Nerissa the other day I left towards the end to watch IRyS because she is more important.

>>55078392
Everyone likes an underdog story.

>>55078522

I don't think she's gonna be able to finish it today...

>>55078870
yeah definitely not anymore

>Irys in a sex coma
Why did she do it?

sorry guys i just got her in an uber shell be streaming in like 20

>>55078392
I have, IRyS is just a sidebitch now

IRyS' lack of care for her job seems apparently lately. She rarely streams, her songs are performing like crap, she doesn't bother getting involved in collabs, she doesn't bother doing events, and now she doesn't even bother showing up for her own streams. I think she is checked out.

>>55079062
Then stop fucking complaining then. If you don't care if she streams or not just don't say anything.

Time for everyone to go sleep

are we legally allowed to leave if shes more than 15 minutes late

>>55078870
>>55078971
Planned stream won't be happening so she's do a live reenactment of the stream before She's doing the sleeping part right now. stream.

>>55078975
That ‘it’? Me.

I'm going to go piss, if IRyS starts the stream you're welcome

>>55079133
Copypastas are for poopoo heads.

>>55079251
urban myth, you will get marked absent

>>55078531
im already in her walls

>>55079251
You get refunded for this months membership*.
*only if it's been charged already, August dates only.

>>55079251
No, I did that once and got suspended because my teacher was too busy eating toast or some shit to show up on time.

>>55079251
yes, also if an Irystocrat dies during the stream everyone gets 100% on the test

>>55079293
Hey, you can do that, it's my thing! i'm gonna getchuuuu.

>>55078687
wish I could be under those dogs

>>55079236
20:29 wait until 00:00

Irys should be more like fuwamoco and less like Whori

>>55079364

>>55079133
Replying just to anger the people saying not to reply.

>>55079062

>>55079631
jesus h christ man dont reply to the bait

She won't be able to finish this game today, will she?

>>55079133
It's true, it's IRySo over

>>55079816
He's phoneposting.

>>55079484
I just know I'm going to wind up nutting to Mococo more than IRyS, she can still be my osh, though, right?

Why does IRyS swimsuit outfit looks low quality compared to others?

SHE LIVES

SHES UP

Thank god i have no work tomorrow, i can wait for the stream tonight

She finally woke up

>>55079854
just send her a superchat telling her that they launch their consciousnesses into space to avoid extintion.

>>55079971
You can have many oshis, but only one kami-oshi. never forget this

I just want to know why all her meetings are at night time. The people at Cover's studio go home after normal business hours.

55075619
it still has the bae start immediate cut thing so would love to know what they actually did

It’s really sad to see this general be co-opted by antis and schizos.

>>55080138
You get one, whore.

I was about to post my schizo breakdown here and she woke up, so you're welcome i guess

>>55080138
This is a whore’s mentality. There is only IWyS.

>12:36 pm in japan
JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN!

I will only watch the start to hear her being sad then check back in on the SC reading if she even makes it before her meeting

>>55080356
She's probably awake until 6am jst again...

>>55080356
Sex coma(real)

>>55080392
>meeting

>>55080138
I'm firmly in the if you have an oshi you have an osh, if you have two you have none camp. But much like spanking to porn I see nothing wrong with flogging the bishop to other tubers. IRyS gets all my push, though.

>>55080356
how new?

The good thing about this is that Shiori will raid her (again)

>>55080440
ive been getting four hours of sleep lately and i have no idea how anyone does this shit regularly i fucking hate it

>>55079133
This but with <insert oshi> here.

>>55080210
>>55080256
>>55080517
if the idolfags do it then you can bet your sweet oshi's ass I'm doing it

Ok brazilman, you can go back now

jesus christ the amount of bait in this thread is insane
the stream is not even started yet

>>55080549
>wanting those cucks in irys' chat
Kill yourself

>>55080519
So what does IRyS do all day?

>>55080517
>But much like spanking to porn I see nothing wrong with flogging the bishop to other tubers
That just makes you an unfaithful fucking whore.
I confess my big sister Nerissa has activated neurons on more than one occasion so far, but I haven't acted on that.

>>55079913
god i hate phoneposters

>>55080681
me

>>55080606
Whore, AWAY

irys is gonna skip the meeting by the way

>>55080684
>Nerissa
Cuck

>>55080681
me, she does me all day

>>55080681
Masturbate.

>>55080791
I don't like her like that, or maybe I do but I'm not acting on it.

>>55080634
Yes i do want her to have all the people that she can, you don't fucking retard?

>>55080681
Me.

>>55080681
Builds domino forts to knock down.

>>55080684
It makes me a realist. IRyS is an entertainer and I am her fan. She gets an unusually large portion of my support (all of it) but I don't go parasocial.

>>55080903
Her chat is bad enough without literal blacked watching cucks like you, faggot

>>55080681
Read the horny comments and flick her bean to it

Oh thank the emperor she's here, i was about to lose my shit with you schizos.

STFU RETARDS MY WIFE IS ON THE TELLY

Something something cute dork

>>55081174
You wouldn't do shit pussy

she came 5 times but we're done
sorry about that

>>55081257
wtf i dont remember posting this, maybe i am schizo

>>55081219
Dorkbot, I love it!

>>55081226
Hey you bitch! hey you bitch! I'm gonna fuck your ass!

>>55081219
would clank in the year 2104

>>55080681
If you actually map out how long a taxi drive to and from Cover studios takes as well as the industry standard 2 hours of recording, you'll quickly realize that IRyS dedicates a large amount of her day fucking around.

IRyS on the telly!

AneRyS love!~

AneRyS is the true hope in this world.

why does her sister enable her shitty lifestyle

Everyone left her

aneRyS love!

sissy came in for the save

>>55079133
she is "working" too much

>>55081688
Yeah, she was MIA and there's a full gen collab atm

This dumdum is 50 minutes late, dubs decide her punishment.

AneRyS love

>>55081450
Some retards legitimately believe she records every day or something despite not releasing any original music for 8 months.

>>55081450
>map out
Holy schizophrenia

>>55081688
It's youtube being retarded again, it's slowly going up back to normal

>>55081688
Views get culled when stream starts

if you're going to numberfag at least don't say stupid shit

>>55080145
you know the answer already you just dont want to see schizo

>>55081809
No dubs but the answer is naked dogeza

>No AneRySex
If I knew how to draw i'd be a god amongst IRyStocrats, artists suck with ideas!

oh nyo he's going full schizo again

>>55081809
eating a can of beans uncooked live on stream

>>55081654
I imagine Hope's sister is something akin to Destiny's Child.

>>55081926
>again
Schizo is a primo mode of operation for 'it'

So AneRyS is there for every one of her streams right? What a supportive sister, on the other side of the world and still watching her sister's stream

"studio"

When will the schizo get help?

man HiRyS getting owned by schizos this is sad

>>55080791
???
Did someone find something out about her?

AneRyS should get permission to start the stream for IRyS when she's late and just talk to us while she wakes up

>>55081926
His only setting is schizoid, though,

>>55082030
It's been like this for over a year anon, nobody can save him anymore...

>>55081809
Be extra cute next stream.

>>55082073
ogey schizochama

>>55081688
shiori will raid her shinpai shinai de ne

>>55081995
she has to take care of two kids now

>>55082120
That'd be fantastic, but surely she's busy saving lives.

>>55082030
Maybe he will very soon, or maybe not. Who knows?

>>55082098
Are you for real? She's a Mori nepohire and a male collabing whore. Probably loves BBC too.

>>55082300
lol no

kinda strange how she is the only one with a "real" meeting during the night time

never go full catalog

>>55082073
It’s pretty sad because everything they claim can be disproven in a minute but they’ll still repeat the same timeloops because this place is practically no man’s land when it come to jannies

>>55082187
Fuck off cuck

>>55082344
So you have nothing? That's a relief.

What is she doing with that bra?

man this has gone to shit tell me when the schizo leaves

>>55082525
it's her companion cube

>>55082451
>no man’s land
No (Hu)man’s Land, more like it.

>>55082300
It's 9 PM for us

>>55082548
he's here 24/7

>>55082344
Anon, stop thinking about BBC for a second, jesus

>>55082525
Using it. It's like Vampire Garlic to Nerissa.

>>55082513
You're fucking retarded. Everyone knows who she is already.

>>55082624
i can hear it!

>>55082525
a charm

>>55082652
>n-no u!!!!
Fuck off back to global, cuck

>(((berg)))

:o

>tranny janny here to defend the BBC queens
Lmao

IRyS dies

>>55082419

>>55082869
I'm here for IRyS, don't care about those other retards nor your cuck fantasies, go back to shitposting in /hlgg/

>cattiness towards Catherine right out the gate
Adorable

>>55082991
>>55082869
Hey buddy your catalog thread's 3 blocks down.

>>55082991
Wish he’d ban the cuckschizo since he’s posting here, but that’s probably his fetish as well

Say whatever you want about irys but don't you dare say anything bad about the BBC queens

>>55083261
go make another thread about it

>>55083261
>BBC mention again

>>55083225
He doesn't give a shit about Irys

>>55083261
Only the whores that are cucking their fanbases get any moderation here anon

>bait all over the place
>zero stream discussion

>>55083448
You're absolutely right

Open wide

>>55083497
Welcome to /HiRyS/, what can I get ya?

>>55083497
I was busy watching the stream and when I came here I decided it wasn't worth it

So about the actual stream... We all figured out that this was what happened, right? Dead Simon scanned and shelved.

>>55083546

>>55083588
I want uuuuuhhh...

Would you watch AIRyS?

>>55083497
97% of us are watching the stream while 1-2 retards post bait/self delete.

If Mori has one admirable trait it's her work ethic. I wish IRyS had half her ambition instead of being lazy all the time.

>>55083841
Yeah

Fuck off globohomo cucks

>>55083903
Shhh not now. She's getting to the good part

>>55083903
It's the ambition IRyS needs. Anyone wiling to hammer out six hour streams on the regular isn't lazy.

>>55083689
pretty much the most logical conclusion before the actual reveal but i can't even blame IRyS for thinking there was some sort of time-travel at play since that would at least open a path for a non-"everything is absolutely fucked and there's no way out of this" type of ending

>>55084067
What a cunt

>>55084067
based. i'm gonna do just this

ojiRyS my beloved

So her new house is closer to cover corp? now i understand why she doesnt stream

the fucking bra...

>>55084119
I figure the end being some sort of De-sekai, waking up after the scan. Not sure what event could trigger that. Clearly the events could not be remembered unless it all winds up being a dream.

Pretty sure this is the part where Ina was freaking the hell out

>>55084482
Ina freaked out more when she learned they can open doors

I love this dumb lazy nephilim

That bra is gonna get her killed.

>>55084668
Pretty sure that was this part so it might get Irys too

>wants to be quick
>wastes precious second continually retrieving a random bra
Never change, IRyS

>>55082688
Yeah, and? Despite everyone knowing, no one found anything bad.

>>55084792
live by the booba die by the booba

>>55084822
She already resigned herself to not finishing this stream by oversleeping

>>55084830
>no one found anything bad.
You're baiting for rm info huh

Screams more IRyS i love it

>it looks like a mutt human
YOU CAN'T CALL THEM THAT, IRyS

IRyS doing :o

>>55084810
it was later. same type of monster, but it was later in the game

>>55085082
It's OK, I'm sure she meant to say Basketball American.

>>55085175
i just wanna slip my dick in there

NEAL!! stop shitting the stream!!!

>Peeking with her head irl
my wife can't be this retarded

>>55085277
Cute

How's the shit golem even a threat? it's got no spikes, teeth or anything.

just got here why does her voice sounds deeper? was she crying again?

>>55085373
It calls you a racist

>>55085443
IT'S AFRAID

>>55085443
Woke up around 40 minutes ago

>>55085443
Sore from overuse

>>55085443
is this some angle, fucking kill yourself

>>55085619
it's the schizo, i can tell from the pixels and the schizophrenia

>>55085619
>just got here
>no new IP
what do you think nigga

IRyS...

:o

IRyS...

>>55085808

"Stop throwing a tantrum!" "A lot of trash!" Thanks IRyS that'll be useful for later

>>55086070
kek

I wonder if her :o will disappear after she gets a rigging update

kek my sides

>>55086107
Considering it was there for 1.0, probably not.

She HATES Katherine.

>>55086217
We all do

i hope deleting catherine is an option at some point

>>55086324

>>55086107
Anon, she's a mouth breather

>>55086217
Catherine is evil

>>55086324
*Unzip*

>>55086444
i-i can fix her

>>55086444
Qatherine is a fag

>>55086324
CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU

She's too dumb.

>>55086444
>she's a mouth breather
Yeah, mine.

Question... if IRyS had to have her brain scanned, would you let her live in your computer as an ark to preserve her? Keep in mind, you would have to entertain her and keep her happy

>>55087004
I have a 512MB MP3 player she could live on.

>>55087004
why would I not?

>>55087004
>you would have to entertain her and keep her happy
Just dump a Petabyte of manga and reset her every time she finishes it all so she starts again

>>55087127
>>55087004
She can live on my floppy disk

>>55087149
>try to seduce IRyScan
>fail
>reset
>continue until the perfect path to winning her over is mapped out

>>55087149
If you want to keep her entertained just merge her with a Splatoon ISO.

>>55087004
Finally....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

God she's so retarded, I need her to be mine

Try the beach episode, dammit!

>is it not written down anywhere?
She totally has all her passwords on a post-it note doesn't she

holy fuck she's hot when she gets catty

>>55087239
Groundhog Day watchalong when? I think she'd like it, has she ever mentioned it before and I forgot?

what other games have a pocket female companion? IRyS really hates those, she should play more of them

>>55087567
She's just like me!

>>55087515
The frustration boner is real. I was watching part 1 and shouting at the screen.

>>55087783
OoT STREAM LET'S GOOO

>>55087783
Skyward Sword

>>55087783
Halo

>>55087783
All I can think of is Halo

>>55087783
Twilight Princess, I'd like to see interactions between IRyS and Midna

>>55086577

>>55087783
Halo
Fire watch
Portal
Persona

>>55087886
>pers*na
Don't bring that evil in this house

god i love her

>>55087783
I am suddenly reminded of a creepypasta story about an AI compion. The main gist was if you see the Princess turn off the game.

>>55087886
*Portal 2
>>55087935
...why? Would you prefer SMT Nocturne w/ Pixie?

>>55088040
companion*

>>55088065
she hated persona 5

what a BITCH

>said Versailles correctly
How strange

that wasn't so bad!
That wasn't so bad!
That wasn't so bad!

Well, at last she didn't add to her kill count.

>you're the dumb bat
fucking kek

>>55088174
Sad
It's a good game
I didn't watch her playthrough, whyd she dislike it?
t. Sapling

>>55088625
she's just waiting for the opportunity to del catherine.shit

>>55088625
Are they even really alive?

>>55088707
You could hear the glee in her voice when she realized deleting her was possible.

>>55088698
too long

>>55088744
That question is basically the entire point of this game

>>55088744
Well, she did say Carl was such a bro he had to die twice.

>walks out of room
>walks into room
Was this always here?

>>55088698
She never said anything really. She even gave it the oh I like it and wanna play it again but obviously that never happened. She played for about 6 hours and spent at least 5 of those making BL jokes.

>>55088744
Nah, they're just beeps and boops on a screen dw about it

>>55088698
she doesn't really do jrpgs (apart from pokemon if you count that as one)

>>55088992
Then so is Simon. Poor RoboRyS.

>>55088698
I got the impression she wasn't interested in the story and it's a very slow start

next section will fry her brain

>>55089209
From the story or the puzzles?

How do you guys cope knowing Nerissa's cover hit 1 million in 4 days??
And Irys couldn't even hit 1 million in a month for her cover.
No wonder y'all hate Nerissa

I think it's hilarious that IRyS is bullying Catherine because she doesn't trust her and in the end Catherine is a genuine, nice person who is really sad because everyone bullies her and doesn't trust her

>>55089488
IRyS is gonna totally be on Simon's side in the ending dialogue

>>55089488
Other woman suss

>>55089539
Simon never learns. Of course she's gonna side with him

So simon had boobs this whole time?

>>55086107
>getting an update
no way she gets it until next year

>>55089488
Simon/IRyS wouldn't feel that way if she wasn't such a btich beforehand

A sound soul... dwells within a sound mind and a sound body.

No way! They aped Soul Eater.

>y'all

I love it when she gets immersive

>>55075047
IRyS...your mouth...

>>55089488
Sure, Catherine.

>>55089683
He's a zombie cyborg

>>55089723
he's from /#/

Is it me or is there a little flash near the center right of her screen semi-regularly

>your people
WDSMBT

>>55089799
SimonollieRyS?

>>55089867
To no one's surprise.

>>55089881
There is, it's not just you. That's a part of her stream layout.

>>55089903
YKWSMBT

>>55089903
c*nadians

>>55089903
A FUCKING LEAF

>>55089903
what do you mean your people

>>55089903
She’s a supporter of the Day of the Rake

>>55089903
they're a century apart, culturally speaking

>>55089539
Simon's retarded and doesn't understand simple concepts, of course she's going to side with him.

Which existential crisis movie should IRyS watch for a watchalong

Any bets on how long this puzzle is going to take

>>55090121
Annihilation

>>55089480
>y'all

>>55090164
About tree fiddy.

>>55090169
Garbage movie

>>55090164
The next ice age will happen first

>>55090214
You just couldn't resist responding to 10 minutes old dead bait, huh?

>>55090169
Not the face bear!

>>55090270
Garbage taste

Haha, she's loading herself.

>>55090169
god that movie has some skin-crawling effects

Wait is soma an eva ripoff? wasnt giant naked rei uploading everyone into the cloud with the power of tang?

>>55090400
The fungus scene makes me want to vomit every time I see it

>>55090419
Well, Tang is some powerful shit, so I don’t doubt it.

>>55090419
this game definitely borrowed a lot of ideas from other scifi series, like not even in a bad way imo

>>55090419
The twist with SOMA is the WAU ai
The good ending is letting it live

>>55090571
Unless...

>>55090419
uploading humanity to a giant cloud is a really old sci-fi concept

literally fucking alien

>>55090771
The game literally quotes Philip K Dick at the start

>>55090771
I prefer the keep a civilization worth of sperm and eggs on ice and have robots start and raise them method.

>>55089867
If you mean getting shat on by /#/ so hard he came her to cry instead, yeah

>>55090892
Plot of interstellar

>>55090771
When you think about it, so is evangelion by now.

>>55090929
Plot of a number of things, just like the big upload.

"they can open doors?!" In 5... 4....

>>55091005
And similar to Zero Dawn.

Oh this is that room on that Ina clip

>>55091108
Funny thing is the first place I recall running into the concept was a documentary on the future of humanity, leaving Earth and such.

Where is an AI butthole to fist when you need it

>>55091422
Synthetic shitter? Faux pucker?

Chat backseating really bad...

>>55091837
She's never going to figure it out otherwise, although she seems to get the gist

>>55091837
Welcome to IRyS streams.

>our monkeytown
Armageddon, IRyS.

I think I remember this part being the biggest drag in the game when I played it. This building takes way longer than anything else

>>55091837
she doesn't mind and sometimes even encourages it, unless it's splatoon

>>55091908
Monkeytown seems a probable end to the human race, so maybe not that far off.

>>55091862
>>55092016
They're ruining potential scares

FUCKING NEAL

>>55091837
Look if you want someone to get mad at backseaters go watch ina, for better or worse IRyS always keeps an eye on chat for help.

>>55092075
Have some faith. IRyS will find a way to fuck it up despite chat steering her clear.

Is that monster doing the Thriller?

Was that the j alert alarm lmao

>>55092154
It's on your end, dude.

>>55092387
i mean it was short for once but i wasn't the only one, looking at chat

>>55092254

jwu, i'll probably wait for the vod but i miss my wifeRyS

>>55092657
>not setting an alarm

>>55092677
stfuRyS

>>55092677
I live in the opposite side of the world, the wageslave life is not kind

>>55092715
She gets to fuck up like that, I don't. My alarms work.

>>55092657
Have you tried living in the right timezone

>>55092677
ironic considering this stream start

>>55092756
Considering her stream times being in the left timezone would be better.

If she ever plays Alien: isolation chat is going to ruin it by spoiling everything...

>>55092886
Unless you're a stay-at-home cute asian girl

>>55078687
>Everyone likes an underdog story.
IRyS was the top dog before... she fumbled

so cute...

Yeah, me.

is that her computer fan in the background or am I losing it

>>55093000
I can't recall that ever being the case. Besides, I just wanted an excuse to post cute doggos.

>>55093092
I think it's the game

>>55093092
the game

>>55093092
Doubt it. Her computer is constantly screaming, it doesn't have good audible cooling you could hear.

>squishy and moist
.......

>why can i dream
it's to dream of electric sheep

>>55093453
Do you think IRyS enjoys the idea of a thousands of GuyRyS giving her a bukake?

>>55093532
It is part of her heritage, but thousands might be too many.

>>55093616
Enough nutrition to lasts her for a few days

Hey just like this board!

>>55093532
No, "one at a time, please"

>>55093815
Just put her on a conveyor belt and every GuyRyS steps up. If you can't squirt while she passes too bad for you.

kek pon...

>water level
fuck you devs