/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>playing a game holo has perms for
magmites... I don't think he's coming back

>>55430956
>>55431140
Possibly, but not sure how that would work. You see everything in that room.

>>55431237
Perms

>>55431641
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

please put the waiting room up garbage bin

TEMPUS FULL OCTAGON ENDED DILDO COLLAB - 1 YEAR REUNION STREAM (WELCOME BACK MAGNI & VESPER!)

>>55431023
I'm watching Shinri and loving the stream, Outer Wilds is great and he's doing great.
The problem with most Shinri streams is that he only talks about the game he's playing and nothing else, which makes for really good Let's Play style gameplays, but also uninteresting streams if you don't care about whichever particular game it is.

The gavis bettel frame is late as usual...

Anon was right. Even if Magni graduated magmites will just pull a Lulu and pretend Magni is streaming when he isn't.

It's over Magni going full jew now, him joining holostars was to kickstart his professor career.

Camellia is on Hakka's chat lately, I don't think his music style will fit Hakka, so I doubt he would commission any original from Camellia. but pretty cool nonetheless.

How much do you luv me~

>flay is being bratty again

>>55431023
I can't multitask enough to actively threadread and post while watching a lore-heavy stream. If I'm going to say much while the stream is going, it'll be in mama's chat. Otherwise all I can say right now is that it's a good game, a good stream, and I'm glad mama is playing it and loving it.

>>55432370
Ugly

why is magni RM birthday different from magnis? Is this like a thing? Also what is RM short for? im guessing how to use it from previous context.. im sorry if these are dumb questions i debated if i should ask them for the last 30 minutes

>>55432370
come here so i can show you~

>>55432414
UUUUUU CUUUUUUUUUTTEEEEE FLAYUMEDAN LOVE

>>55432510
I am not surprised if he put in more effort in that Birthday stream than Magni's

>>55432510
The agency Vtubers birthday is always different, it's purely for merch sales.

RM= room mate

.ƨi ti ɘmɒϱ ɿɒlυɔitɿɒq ɿɘvɘHɔiHw tυodɒ ɘɿɒɔ t'nob υoγ ʇi ƨmɒɘɿtƨ ϱnitƨɘɿɘtninυ oƨlɒ tυd ,ƨγɒlqɘmɒϱ ɘlγtƨ γɒlꟼ ƨ'tɘ⅃ booϱ γllɒɘɿ ɿoʇ ƨɘʞɒm HɔiHw ,ɘƨlɘ ϱniHton bnɒ ϱniγɒlq ƨ'ɘH ɘmɒϱ ɘHt tυodɒ ƨʞlɒt γlno ɘH tɒHt ƨi ƨmɒɘɿtƨ iɿniHƧ tƨom Htiw mɘldoɿq ɘHT
.tɒɘɿϱ ϱniob ƨ'ɘH bnɒ tɒɘɿϱ ƨi ƨbliW ɿɘtυO ,mɒɘɿtƨ ɘHt ϱnivol bnɒ iɿniHƧ ϱniHɔtɒw m'I )bɒɘɿHt-ƨƨoɿƆ(
32013455>>

>>55432510
every talent's birthday is different from their real birthday, because working on your birthday sucks and also Opsec. RM's just refer to the real person behind the talent.

>>55432510
Most intelligent Bettelhead

>>55432478

>>55431814
Check Axel’s schedule

>>55432370
RAPE CORRECTION YOU LAZY WHORE (FELINE)

>>55432833
Newfags are always cute

>>55432370
...

>>55432510
you should kill yourself and then lurk for 1 million years before posting again, and maybe use context clue to learn things

>>55432752
My post has been schizofied...

>>55432929
*step*

>>55432510
Bro do you think corpos are going to give their talents the same exact birthday that their real one is on?

>>55432929
*spit*

>>55433021

>>55432713
>>55432789
thank you for explaining!!

>>55433105
You women really like this face huh

>>55433202
women?

i want to gape flayon's urethra

>>55433202
not op, but yes. his unhinged face is very cute

>>55433076
n-no! totally not haha
i want to hide in some corner please ignore me

what has feldspar been eating during all those years tho

>>55433076
>implying a Japanese company cares about it's employees

>>55433268
funneling gasoline into his urethra and dropping a lit match inside ToT

Birb dead.

>>55433514
No but its the bare minimum to not straight up doxx your talents.

Oh, dev is still in chat. Cool

>>55433202
its cute

>Do you guys hear crackling? or am I imagining it
>No, I don't hear it
FUCKERS DON'T LIE TO HAKKA SO HE CAN ACTUALLY FIX THE ISSUE

>>55433021

>>55433686
NOOOOOOO REINFLATE REINFLATE!!!!!!!

doxx this dick

https://twitter.com/rpr/status/1688362013087461376
Make sure to wish Tempus's 5th member a happy birthday.

>>55433939
But it's not Jeffrey's birthday

>I’m not a vampire, I’m Vesper!
>And I’m not Vesper, I’m Magni!

>>55433580
sliding paper along his urethra and giving a papercut, only to toss salt upon it ToT

>>55433668
That dev is super cool. And he must be happy he finally found a vtuber who knows how to play his game

>>55434221
What the fuck?

>>55434160
and together we are VESPERMAGNIIII

>>55430401
I'm embarrassed by the quality, so no. The first one I did not only wasn't the right height, but I also didn't have a bleed for the image so there's small white gaps where I cut the margins to piece him together... Maybe when I get it right I will share. The reason I have two is because one is him with the coat and one is without, the one in the image is without the coat and neither look good enough.

>>55430538
Thank you, I was worried it was a bit bland. I have prints of him that I still need to hang up too, so it's not totally finished. I'm considering moving it to one of those ikea glass cases, but I don't think I have enough to fill one of those up.

>>55434160
magni thai kick

Now that it's all but CONFIRMED 100% true and real peer-reviewed basically 100% completely true that they're coming back, please decide a fitting punishment for Magnum Demond and Whisper Nori

>>55434400
>but I don't think I have enough to fill one of those up.
That would be good motivation for you to get more stuff!

>>55434513
>Magni
Strapped to a milking machine for men to be used as livestock for lonely MILFs.

>>55431821
Amen.

ten minutes left and no waiting room... betsy......

>>55434513
The punishment has already been decided. Termination.

>>55434862
she's dead...

>>55434862
You are now remembering the magnowa art collab

he hates us

>>55434862
Announcement incoming.

hehehehehe

>When I go to Japan this and that
Will Hakka be disappointed in his visit? I think he views Japan is this paradise that nothing goes wrong and everything is better.

>>55434862
He forgot us... bettelion are entering their abuse era....

>>55434513
Copium karaoke endurance stream. Nothing but live singing of Copium by Magni Dezmond for 10 hour with no breaks or water.
Or Magni and Desmond have to read out all of the Twitter Tempura concern posti g about them live on stream.

i fixed him

>>55434862
bettel is streaming?

>>55435190
membership watchalong for taken at 10pm eastern... it's supposed to be an ice cream party, too

>>55435010
hakka is my mother?

Do you think a new tempus gen will happen?

>>55435297
My Pecan ice cream is going to waste...

>>55433939
It's girlDM's birthday?

>>55435369
my strawberry cheesecake will be eaten either way, but man. i bought it for THIS

>>55435130
yay!!

MY ICE CREAM IS MELTING WHERE IS HE

>>55435336
Roru
RUMAO

>>55435130
yaaaay!

>>55435130
h-he's changing...

>>55435336
Hell the fuck no

>>55435130
Now make him stream.

>>55435336
I hope so. More boys to collab with is good.

>Shinri: *says something smart*
>Jeffrey Yu: thanks for noticing!
awwww

>>55430107
Hi I'm just a tourist who happened to see your shrine pic. I was thinking of getting the Hololive art collection book. Do you have any comments you could say it? Positive, negative, anything really.
Thank you.

>>55435010
Compared to "Xenokuni" it kind of is a paradise. I would know.

>>55435009
See you soon

Every minute Bettel is late we should stuff him with one extra pint of ice cream as punishment

I hate Flay's chat
Thank you for your time

>>55435130
Cool

>>55436048
i like the way you think. he's busting out of those shorts

>>55435491
>>55435645
Oh...
>>55435664
It would be nice

>Thank you for your continued support...

>>55436048
Through which hole?

>>55434513
What, where? I'm watching Hakka and he's focused on his game.

I really hope Ves' and Mag' are alright
esp. Vesper.
guy is my Oshi.....

>>55436313
Ice cream as lube...

>>55436348
Retardchama...

>>55436381
he’s barely alive in my basement i’m sorry anon. i will not be letting him go though.

>>55436313
Dealer's choice

Did he forget

>>55436545
Don't play with my feelings, please.

>Bettel overslept his menshi

>>55435009
Ugly

>>55436730
>...all activities including streaming.

>>55436730
hes hates us...

did he get yelled at by management to not stream over the girls monetization even if its a membership lmao

>>55436730
Maybe he forgot about the timezone thing and thinks he has three more hours...

>>55436822
:(

>>55436954
Three other guys are streaming.

>>55436954
All of VG are doing public streams rn

>>55436954
Shrini was already overlapping and as far as we know only Debuts and 3D debuts are off limits.

>>55436954
retard

magni hates magmites..

>>55436954
>biting into the holo vs holo bait
couldn't be me

>>55435336
If there's ever gonna be a new StarsEN gen, don't pick the boring option and let it be fucking Tempus again. Have it be a new guild, a rival guild or something idk. I personally think the whole "adventurer's guild" theme ran its course anyway. I'm ready for a new concept.

>>55435707
I really like it! I love a lot of the artists, so having a physical copy of their art to look at is nice. It's good quality too, pages are a little thick and the cover has a plastic slip. Everyone gets about 1 or 2 pages of art, some is art that's been used on merch like the girls body pillows or Magni's birthday art, but other is just random pieces of art by their mamas or other good artists.

>for awhile..

>>55437382
Anti-hero vigilante group
>Rogue
>Monk
>Dark Knight
>Warlock

>>55436954
i'll yell at you for posting in my thread while i'm here, if that's what you'd like!

>>55437453
?

Flayon called me a nerd haha later losers

>I don't think it's a loop, I think it's rewinding time
What's the difference?

>>55437664
what's the difference between walking backwards and in circles anon?

>>55437883
Nothing

hey anons, tourist here
what are your boys like and if you had new boys come in what would you want them to be like

>>55437971
>what are your boys like
suspended
>what would you want them to be like
streaming

>>55437971
Good at video games, straight, male voice.

Where's our clown, I already got the icecream out...

>>55437971
They are cute, funny, smart and if we ever got more, they would need to be the same!

>>55438081
Sorry, they haven't accepted my applications so far.

>>55437971
Good at BFE, straight, male voice.

>>55437508
I'd skip anti-hero and have them be full-on villains. That'd be entertaining.

>>55437971
Straight
White
Male
Mid 30s
Strategy gaming enthusiasts
Deep voices
Actually know how to play games
Able to wake up on time for streams

>>55438104
>he didn't read the secret member's post
anon...

>>55435336
Obviously eventually. Not this year though

>>55438054
kek

>>55437971
one gay shota, one good gamer, a fine musician, and a professional shitposter please

>>55438081
(me) I should clarify. This is what I want of future members. This does not describe the current members.

>>55437508
>no gunslinger with a southern accent who sings country music
I shiggy diggy

>>55438266
the un-Vesper, lol

>>55438244
Full villains in the Elysiumverse would be weird collabs lorewise though

>>55438266
>Straight
>White
why do you care about it?
it's not like you can even see their skin or fuck them

>>55438352
This is basically Vanguard

>>55438230
Literally Flayon

>>55438493
it's about the mindset

>>55438493
I will settle for no acknowledgment of sex at all, just don't be gay.

>>55438054
oh, sorry...
>>55438081
>>55438153
>>55438230
interesting!
>>55438266
i fit some of those hmmm
>>55438352
gotcha!
so totally-not-related what do you think the chances of a small time guy getting in would be just like in theory if he wanted to maybe if his friend recommended or something i don't know

>>55438438
na, it'll be just like all the Mario games where they play with Bowser like they've always been friends.

>>55438526
Wrong. Flayon isnt straight he is madly in love with me

bettel had the time wrong by one hour, we're so back

>>55438438
they could be rivals, playing versus games or trying to one-up each other
imagine the competitive rocket league kino, with gavis fucking it up

>>55438266
LITERALLY ME AAHHHHHHHH

>>55438526
>Good at BFE
Ehh, not really.
>straight
X Doubt
>male voice
50/50

>>55438599
Vesper...

>>55438526
Actually now that I think about it, you're not wrong. I wish he did some serious BFE if he were interested in trying it. He sounds like he'd be really good at it. But then again if he didn't take it seriously and still laughed I'd laugh along with him.

>>55438526
I cannot stand Flayon's streams or Flayon in collabs.

Bettel just posted on Twitter, 45 more minutes. I've got to wage slave tomorrow man.

>>55438694
LMAO

>>55437971
>gay
>good at games
>bfe
>maybe chess enthusiast(?)
>likes drawing
>fudanshi is a plus

>>55438820
Yes, he was the closest to this criteria and was my oshi. But alas he is bad at video games, let the sexuality creep through, and most importantly he's dead.

>>55439005
the fuck is a fudanshi

>>55438694
I can't believe I was letting myself worry about this idiot

What ice cream did you get? I got this honeydew flavored kind.

>>55439005
i could be that...

>>55439082
Come on man, this is a weeb board just fucking google it and pretend you're not dumb.

>>55436048
SIXTY PINTS

>>55439082
fujo but a faggot

>>55430193
>my oshi is Magni
>I love selfcest
I'm winning!

>>55439207
No.

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>Double click the word.
>Right click the word.
>"Search [Search Engine] for '[Selected Word]""
Come on, faggot.

>>55434706
>punishment

>>55439207
no anon they want the attention of being spoonfed

>>55439089
THATS HOW IT STARTS

>>55437971
My oshi likes niche games
If there were new boys I would like more people who like niche things that may or may not be hardcore weeaboos

>>55438438
I don't really care. You just play-up the rivalry whenever you feel like it. At least its a very different dynamic than pretending they all have to be buddy-buddy with each other.

>>55439189
I am rooting for you so hard

>>55439347
Meant for >>55439082

>>55439315
5 more hours

>>55439347
No.

>>55437971
Debut era Magni was perfect for me, if anything I would want someone who is like that but doesn't try to balance million different things at once

>>55439558
NOPE

>>55436381
yogurt...

>>55439558
Too long.

>>55439393
just like this entire thread t b h

>>55439593
Then live and die with a fraction of the knowledge you could have had.

>>55437508
Meh, I'd prefer monster boys or demons or something like that.

>>55439537
i'm basically a literal who but this could be fun so i'll give it a shot!

>>55439698
No.

>>55439243
60k+ calories of ice cream, Fattel bros we're so back

>>55439763
I didn't meant to die now instead, Anon. Suicide isn't the answer.

>>55437971
I want a boy who plays video games, doesn't play flavor of the month shit, doesn't play vtuber multiplayer slop like valorant/league, and doesn't do idol shit like karaoke and singing.
I want some fucking cold steel.

>>55438266
He sounds boring.

>>55439882
Word for death caused by injuring oneself with the intent to die?

>>55436954
it's holo tradition to have atleast someone overlap events

>>55437971
dedicated to his fans, doesn't hate streaming, doesn't count the seconds till the stream ends, updates fans a lot through community posts, twitter, ect., does special streams once in awhile

Why do you guys want bfe?

>>55437971
>black
>weird niche game enthusiast
>deep voice
>calls members the merchants guild

>>55439914
Haha....

>>55438266
>Asking for someone who can stick to a schedule
Only 1 views can do this and 1 views will never ever be able to make it.

>>55440098
Lonely women and faggots. Try to keep up.

>>55439857
60,000 calories is only about 17.14 lbs of bodyfat. He seems underweight in the first place, so he'll become pudgy at most.

>>55439914
>I don’t want an idol
>In Hololive

>>55439914
i would do the first one and the last two (i think those multiplayer slop games are so god awful i wouldn't touch them ever, plus i'm mortally terrified of ever singing in front of people), but if it's something i'd genuinely enjoy i might do flavor of the month...

>>55440098
Some people here are actually gays or womens

>>55440147
Almost all holostars were pretty much 1views in the past

>>55440112
Reminds me of how sky and zero/ao had way more

>>55440002
You did it! I'm proud of you, Anon.

>>55439914
>doesn't do idol shit like karaoke and singing
probably shouldn't be looking for anything holopro then

>>55440290
Friendly reminder that Sky the 3rd is the best game in the entire franchise.

>>55439914
I always duck out of karaoke. If i want to listen to someone be shit at singing then id sing some songs myself.

>>55439914
I understand where you're coming from, but karaoke with the bros is kino

>>55437971
Someone with 1/10 of Northernlion's wit, but it seems impossible

>>55440192
>>55440239
Am woman, slightly yume for one or two of the boys. I still don't get it, it will never be genuine and the thought makes me cringe so hard

>>55440395
>It's good because...
>UNPOPULAR CHARACTER!!

>>55439914
>doesn't do idol shit like karaoke and singing.
I'm pretty sure that some amount of this is mandatory as part of the job.

>>55440649
It's good because it's legitimately good writing and a complete character arc for Kevin that also sets up the upcoming plot threads for Crossbell and Cold Steel perfectly.
Are you saying that only games with popular characters can be good? So you must think that Cold Steel 4 and Reverie are so heckin basedarino because popular character was in it!
Did you clap when he did the eight leaves? I clappeD!

>No multiplayer slop
But...i want collabs...

>>55440476
Well no shit, you're supposed to be singing along. It's karaoke.

>>55440614
Hey me neither, some people just don't handle loneliness well.

>>55440239
I'm womens but I don't want BFE because that's gay
Streams are best when they're like hanging out with the bros

>>55438646
bettel2 get the fuck out of here
and tell your brother to stream

>>55439914
Literally go to twitch and watch a fleshtuber, what the fuck

>>55441315
No, they talk about politics.

>>55438646
bettel2 get the fuck in here
and join your brother for the stream

>>55440614
Get some mento illness, add in a dash of trauma and loneliness, and compound it with a cute anime boy who acts just like me and you get a healthy working yume!

>>55441315
Flesh is weak.

>>55440239
Proof next thread?

>>55441235
>Streams are best when they're like hanging out with the bros
SAME

>debate whether to block someone after a seemingly concernfag comment
>decide to hold off
>their next comment: "by the way chat don't forget to drink water"
Yep I knew it. Come get your block.

>>55440191
it's a good start, his boney ass keeps poking me when i spoon him

>>55441235
Based brotuber sister

>>55441728
Why are you blocking altare?

>>55441728
Posture check and drink water faggot

>>55441867
Also don't forget to sleep Altare

>>55441235
That first sentence made zero sense

>>55441943
YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
SPREADSHEET
NOW

After that league stream I'm starting to think ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>55441728
Drink your water
Check your posture
Exercise more
Go to bed.

>>55442039
Remember to look away from the screen every 20 minutes

>>55439914
>trails series
That's just VN with extra steps, anon

>>55440098
Same reason why there are men who want gfe. Shocking concept I know

All visual novels are shit and are not fun to watch or play

>>55442023
What seems to the the problem anon

>>55442228
doesn't change the fact that bfe and idol shit are gay as fuck

I've been here for most of a year and I still don't know what the spreadsheet is for.

>>55442106
AXEL NO

>>55442228
Wait they are real?
I thought it was a /vt/ in-joke

>>55442330
added

>>55442308
Same for trash movie games like ff16
>>55442330
Pretty much a list of people who are being annoying or schizo in chats or on /MANS/

>>55438328
I hope so!
>>55437382
Used tempus as a catch all term, but yeah starsEN, and I like your ideas.

>ok Vesper

>>55442149
i will not be tricked again.

>>55440614
The actors that play in superhero movies will never genuinely have superpowers either. To each their own, anon.

>>55442330
it's for literally nothing, it's just some autists pet project

>>55442472
I knew that, but is it actually used for anything?

i hope starsEN3 is recruited exclusively from /MANS/, if only for the bit

>>55442599
Probably not. It's just one of those things to remind us that we should probably behave.

>>55442327
I think gfe is terrible!

>>55442327
Good for you. Everyone's entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong.

>>55442446
Nope I've seen plenty of men in different places who want gfe. And I don't see anything wrong with it as long as the vtuber is okay with doing it and the viewer respects boundaries.

>>55442630
>first collab after debuting
>everyone is suspended for calling each others retards and fans
kino

>>55442630
That would be either one of the best or one of the worst gens in all of vtubing history. No inbetween.

>>55442630
i've never even watched hololive or holostars but i think it would be really funny if i got in anyways
i'm not from this thread though

>>55442789
The problem is no one respects boundaries. This is a board where people can't tell the difference between fiction and reality.
On topic source: "BE NORMAL"

>>55442472
>Same for trash movie games like ff16
seething

>>55442630
>/MANS/ posters get hired
>They run through them all before they even debut because they joined the call for the first time yelling YOOOOO and calling the managers racial slurs

>>55442630
They would be too busy trying to please the hivemind to function.

>>55442106
Someone stop this man!!

im going to ACTUALLY kill myself. im so fucking EMBARRASED i want to crawl into the pits of the earth i had the wrong tab up. taken will take my life

>>55442722
I'd rather just wait for realistic JOI system to come out any second now. In the mean time, Tempus is my bros

>>55443078
Anon what did you do...

Bettel membership Taken Watchalong in 15ish minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-X9CX6O9w
https://www.om3tcw.com/r/mag
Old site died, had to make a new one. Added some changes to it.

>>55442630
I would like a /MANS/ bro to be stars 3 if he is as based as even 1% of the people here.

>>55442630
You dont want me in starEN3, anon unless you want your oshis to be sexually harrassed on the daily

>>55442630
>mantits guy
>scared-of-being-shipped-with-Altare-guy
>naked dogeza guy
>mantits guy 2 electric boogaloo
kino lineup

i miss nowa ueeeeee

Since everyone is talking about their ideal, I guess I'll throw my own in to the pot.

A hardworker who enjoys streaming and doesn't hate their viewers. It doesn't need to be bfe (I could do without),but please respect your viewer's time. . . Oh and I guess play rpgs and vns once in a while.

>>55443048
Anything to make Vesper smile.

Schedule time!

>>55443191
I was about to ask where trainshitter anon was in the lineup but I just remembered that's just Axel

>>55443148
i said anons... not folks... in chat....................... i want to perish. im getting trauma ice cream for this fucking movie

>>55442330
Pretty sure it's a reference to this https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/163055/#163205
Here it basically just means "you're going on my naughty list"

>>55443156
You are my oshi.

>>55443156
>jump cut action movie
He could have picked John Wick series, the Raid or even korean Oldboy

>>55442630
GOD NO that would be fucking terrible

>>55442630
Magni would enter an infinite maternity leave for all the butt pregnancy

>>55442630
I promise to stream nothing but TF2, TF2, and just to spice things up, a weekly TF2 stream.

>>55443207
Shinri is my #1 because he played etrian odyssey. I want someone to play some paper mario or dot hack. I would suck off the first star who plays some OG dot hack.

>>55443358
KEK nice job retard.

>>55443207
You're describing Altare.

>>55443488
ok sonny

>>55443279
i-is that...a-a F-FEMALE ON MY STREAM?!?!?!!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE

>>55443358
I'll search for your message to update the spreadsheet

>>55440239
women answered so just to add im a faggot and do not want that shit near me either

>>55442630
what are your thoughts on my debut model

>>55443358
SPREADSHEET ANON!!!!!!!!!!

>>55443442
Has anybody in Hololive done a watchalong of The Raid? I will watch any watchalong of The Raid.

>>55442660
Also to follow opsec and not give schizos a reason to stalk you

>>55443358
How do you even manage that

>>55443615
THANKS AAAAAA
>>55443659
unless you can bring up prechat logs o7
>>55443728
AIEEEEEEEEE

>>55443358
Containment breaker, you know what this means... Into the spreadsheet you go.

>>55442971
why are you here on the thread?

>>55442991
This board does not make up the majority of viewers. Also that's mainly a male thing. Most women don't have trouble differentiating between fiction and reality.

>>55442630
As long as the anons know how to act normal and just like shitposting here, I don't see why not.

>>55443279
>bred and fred
Oh he's gonna bred someone, alright

>>55442991
It's not flayons fault that he cant tell people are joking around. He's autistic.

>>55443816
i just like walking into random threads sometimes i think it's funny :D

>thread would rather talk about a new gen over streams
grim

>>55443358
thats hilarious

>>55443830
>Most women don't have trouble differentiating between fiction and reality.
have you been on western twitter lately

>>55443279
didn't they play phogs because they couldn't make that game work?

>>55443358
alright bitches send him to the slammer

>altare only having 500ccv streams recently
>sudden kobo collab to temporarily boost numbers
Altare...

>>55444003
I'd talk about outer wilds lore, but im afraid of getting banned because someone hadnt played the game in like the 10 fucking years its been out.

>>55443720
rape

>>55443628
Yeah and that's why he's my oshi. I think we need more streamers like that

>>55444177
Based.

>>55444160
oh no

>>55443628
>doesn't hate their viewers
>fat altventures
>concernfagging altventures

>>55442991
/MANS/ is not /vt/. Despite /MANS/'s extremely eccentric tastes, it's pretty hinged by comparison.

>>55444151
>getting banned on 4chan for posting spoilers
you're allowed to do basically anything here, newfag-chan

>>55443279
>pokemon card opening stream
Well luckily I happened to buy a ton of packs I haven't gotten around to opening.

>>55444503
If i make it into stars3, i will open some of my loose base set packs.

>>55442630
>Your preferred /here/ gen lineup
>Your /here/ oshi

My womb is currently tearing itself apart which must mean something bad is about to happen to Magni in the next 48 hours.

>>55444017
That proves my point even more. Twitter is full of trannies.

>>55444805
Excuse me, sis, its called X

>>55444637
if you make it into stars3, you should open your loose asshole for your viewers

>>55443279
I get surprised every time I'm reminded of how bad the podcast logo looks. He should really commission a new one or something.

>>55444958
it's full of sovl

>>55444948
Sorry, not gay like you guys.

>>55444709
>foxanon, the autistic rp vesoji, vesmachischizo
>me

>>55444958
I kind of enjoy the fact that it looks like a little kid drew it. It adds a certain charm.

>>55445100
>the autistic rp vesoji,
The what

>>55444805
most of the ones im referring to are female tho so it doesnt really

>>55444637
If you're a cute autist I might watch you.

>>55445083
you WILL be shipped with Altare and the more you try to be straight the more your fans will make distressing fanart of you being Ryona'd by Leader

i've been wanting to audition for tempus for months now but i don't have any streaming experience and my voice is way too high pitched to act like some anime ikemen

>>55445404
That's fine because as someone else said, fiction and reality are different.
Go wild and let that creativeness flow.

>>55445404
Imagine thinking that's a bad thing.

>>55445505
nigger just stream and make it to 2view

>>55445505
Start streaming NOW
get a png and obs and make a twitch channel
You could be streaming space engineers to nobody in 22 minutes

>>55445505
apply anyway

>>55445404
This is vile.

>>55445505
>my voice is way too high pitched to act like some anime ikemen
Have... Have you heard ikemen? Or are you a girl?

>>55445505
>too high pitched to act like some anime ikemen
oh I'm sorry, is this the ikemen board? no? then start streaming you coward

>>55445505
start practicing voices and streaming anon. as one of flays 20 viewers i will watch you too

>>55445505
You never know till you try dude. Any of the boys would tell you to just shoot your shot since you can reapply every three months and you'll get a better sense of how to highlight your strengths each time.

>>55444044
No, that was Snipper Clips.

anons that want or have already applied, how will you handle doxxfags just in general in your hypothetical community if you do get in?

>>55444709
>>55442630
>Trainshitter, Foxanon, Axelotl Prime, Vesmachischizo with a voice changer
>(You)

i will never apply to tempus, both because i suck at being entertaining and because i have full awareness of the shit you people post here

>>55439165
Something called Krazy Kookie Dough and it tastes like shit, way too sweet, Bettel would probably like it.

>>55446177
i will sex them all

>there are men in this thread RIGHT NOW aiming to get into Tempus
I would like more cute brother experience. Little brother, big brother, both are good. Please and thank you ToT

>>55442630
If I got in, I'd play a fuck ton of action games and actually be decent to good at them like DMC3 and 5. Also a ton of games that would filter normal fags like doom wads if permissions are available. I'd also try to have at least one la creativdad stream a month. That was a nice thing early tempus had going for it that they just dropped.

Also I'd try to ignore all hologirls though I may cave if some one like big money mori was really nice to me behind the scenes because I'm an OG deadbeat and it would be rude to ignore people that aren't ignoring me. I'd also shit post in these threads as my own anti.

Honestly thinking of saving up and dropping a lot of cash on a model and some streaming equipment, if nothing else I can have fun by myself pretending people are watching me while I play autism simulators at night.

>>55446177
>using your main account for anything other than memes and cat pictures
couldn't be me

>>55446290
I love action games

>>55446290
>I'd also shit post in these threads as my own anti.
Based

>>55446177
Monitor my name in OSINT databases. Buy my info to be removed if need be.
>>55446290
You are based, I would want to get in with you.

>>55445257
TTWNBW

I just want someone who's actually planning on being an idol. Someone who can sing, play instruments and isn't cringe incarnate.

>>55427959
Most of them have ear reaching voices and coomerbait models. It's the same reason why males dislike male vtubers outside of the brotubers.
>>55428644
Fuck you, if you hate Altare and Flayon go cry to the catalogue and stay away from Holostars threads.

>>55446177
can't get doxxed if you have absolutely zero online presence before getting in

YWNBATM

>>55446666
>someone who's actually planning on being an idol.
Hey, that's me!
>Someone who can sing
Yeah, me!
>play instruments
A bit, yeah.
>and isn't cringe incarnate.
Sorry, nevermind.

>>55446290
>I'd also shit post in these threads as my own anti.
Like oshi like fan.
I've had the same idea desu.

oh Shinri and Hakka are streaming wouldve never guessed from the lack of discussion in here

>>55446824
I will and I'll be your oshi faggot

>>55446580
what is TT

>>55446177
Based off what I’ve seen you could look like an ugly homeless person and still have women thirst after you and call you 10/10

>>55446666
I don't think it's physically possible for an English speaking male to fit all of this criteria.

>>55446802
>if you hate Altare and Flayon go cry to the catalogue and stay away from Holostars threads.
Not that anon but surely you cannot be expecting someone to not express their dislike towards a VTuber on 4chan of all places. This isn't your safe space. If you don't want to see someone shit on your oshi just go back to Twitter or Discord. The Holostars discord is sure to welcome you with open arms.

>>55446983
Criticism is fine but you're defending a blatant catalog fag.

>>55446802
>cross thread arguing
what is this autism on display

Was VG that boring that you fags would rather beg for a new Tempus gen

>>55446919
never mind i got it. i meant male identifying females

>>55446802
Go back to your hugbox, doxxsister.

>>55446802
>states an objective fact
>replies with hurt feelings
every time

art requests anyone? i hope a vesoji itt actually gets in en3

>>55447238
Shinri obviously was one

>>55447238
bettel with cat ears crying

>>55447238
I don't, because I want the boys to actually have successful anniversary streams that go as planned.

>>55446177
I actually want to be doxxed. I have decent opsec, so it might take a while, but I consider it to be an inevitability, and it's a prerequisite step that will enable my larger plans.

>>55447238
It'll have to be next thread

>>55447200
both vg and axel

>>55446898
pooner

>>55447454
im going to rape you when you get doxxed

>>55447437
Shinri seems to have almost no interest in Vesper at all dude.

>>55446177
My opsec already rivaled Anya

>>55447494
i will hold him down for you

>>55447537
It’s so easy to bait you guys into biting holy shit

>>55447537
This is because he wants to observe his oshi from afar

>>55447537
In the beginning. He even copied his hot ones monetization .

>>55446177
post the dick pics myself publicly and confirm everything negative

>>55437971
Ssethtzeentch

>>55447682
Aside from that, his style is nothing like Vesper though?

>kois would rather bite bait than talk about shinri’s stream

>>55445505
Just be a shota. Or just push genderbend shit since that's what everyone is obsessed with anyway and don't actually care about men

>>55445877
No but it should be.

>>55447437
if i had to take a guess, id say shinri seems more like an altventoji

>>55447454
>Larger plans
Marrying the one who jumps through all those hoops and manages to track you down? How romantic of you.

>>55447859
god i wish tempus had an actual shota member