/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4wmOoUIeuc

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, MY NEIGHBOR GROWS BEANS AND I KNOW HOW TO COOK CHILI. YOU WON'T HAVE TO EAT THE CANNED STUFF ANYMORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BTRxEWgpi0
I salute you Parrot-chan

Shiori~n Love!!!

>>55745664
Ask again once you have a source of eggs and non pasteurized milk

I love my wife Shiorin~

I haven't been this obsessed with a chuba before, and it's unhealthy. I keep checking this board, socials and whatever else. Nothing weird compared to some, just lurking... but hoping that this feeling goes away. It's just a personal boundary that I feel like I'm pushing, and I need to stop somehow.

>>55745790
Don't go, she'll miss you

>>55744880
I've tried a lot and all the joy/fulfillment I do get is fleeting. I wonder if I'm just built wrong and am incapable of being satisfied with life.

Hello fellow Novelites,

the polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

>>55746178
what do we do after we read them?

lick

>>55745664
>Doesn't own a homestead
how are you going to pay the dowry anon?

>>55745674
KYS

>>55746217
Save some notes or comments to discuss it when the next month comes.
I hope the anon who is organizing this is still around, I just repost his message

>>55746213
Story looks like an open scenario of C.AI

I love my canon goth GF!

>>55746556
I'm going to post my review during her break and you can't stop me.

>>55746018
Where did you get this screenshot of my DMs?

>>55746018
Stop bragging Kiara

>>55746222
goop so thick you need scissors to cut it.

I will cherish it!!

>>55746981
No thank you, I'll use my teeth instead

>>55745763
non-pasteurized milk sounds kinda gross but my sister was thinking of getting some chickens... I could make this work

>>55747046
>not just sucking it down like spaghetti. panties and all
ngmi

>>55745674
wowee, I'm in the containment breaking parrot's video

>attentionfags are ITT

Everyday my resolve to keep my current oshi as my phone background and not change to Shiori weakens...

Does her Escape Simulator waiting room start time not match the time on her schedule or am I confused?

>>55747515
It's incorrect from her schedule but also an hour earlier than her other streams, so probably set the frame incorrectly.

>>55747515
You're right, both Shiori's and Bijou's schedule have it starting at Shiori's usual time, but the waiting room's set an hour earlier.

>>55745674
Holy fuck this has to be the most annoying voice I've ever heard in "meme compilation" typa shit

>>55747427
Jealous?

>>55745674
There were people who expected her to have a milf voice? THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO EXPECTED HER TO BE NINA?!

>>55746213
Cult of the Lamb

How many of you like autistic, rambly and slightly jealous nerdy girls as girlfriends?

>>55747882
Yeah the pre-debut speculations were insane. even though everyone already knew her PL

>>55747427
I hope the attentionfags chill while she’s on her break, they’re no better than the people on Twitter posting their superchats in her tags.

>>55748005
That sounds perfect to me, but I'm too anxious to talk to random women and they sure as fuck aren't ever approaching me so I'll probably just die single

>>55745674
Reminding me of all the times i ended up on meme videos and vtmeme Twitter accounts for my unhinged Fauna posts. Seeing my posts on Twitter every week was a big wakeup call

>>55748240
I'm a little disappointed that its only posts from debut time.
Would've loved to see a callout of Novelites being groomed into /fit/ & /lit/

>>55748240
Sigma male

>>55748299
These kinds of videos are always weeks behind.

>>55745757
Look at her go!

>unironically replying to containment breakers

>>55748005
It's all I've been searching for this last month

>>55748723
>le quirky 4chan rules, what happens in 4chan stays in 4chan
No one cares

>>55748005
do you know where you are?

Shiori read my comment during her debut stream and I will always have that massive W

>>55748679
Why is she crying?

>>55748815
reddit

>>55748838
I kept insulting her and calling her worthless and that i should leave her, because i think she looks cute when she cries

I love Shiori~

>>55748909
Me too

>>55748815
Go back

>>55748838
She is deeply touched by your care and the egg offering.

>NOVELIGHTS

>>55748909

>>55748815
go back

>>55749084
go get ready for your ringfit stream you saturday night whore

>>55749084
Bratty bird ToT, Needs rape correction!

>>55749084
Honestly from day one i kept reading it as Novelights and i still do, just cause it flows off the brain better

>>55749092
This was the most powerful Shiori closeup yet.

>>55748838
Because she doesn't know why she has to eat all the eggs. I was going to put the text bubbles in but I couldn't find my already cut out ones and now I'm back to waging.

>>55748005
Where do you even find single girls like that once you're past college age?

>>55749084
Raping Nerissa!

>>55749329
Cons, arcades, fujoshi-ridden discords

Stop raping Nerissa, Shiori~n is awake and active on Twitter right now.

>>55749084
This bratty bird needs CORRECTION

>>55749537
>Cons
Whores
>Arcades
Whores
>Fujoshis
Sadly no interest in real men

>>55749542

>>55749537
>arcades
God I wish arcades still existed near me.

Yo this is a really sad thing to admit but when you're a woman who has grown up Googling "How normal girls talk" and "How to act normal" and you spent like twenty years masking without even knowing you were masking to now be in a bunch of places where there's VTubers like Shiori having fun being themselves and anons who genuinely love dorky girls rather than bully us, it's really nice actually, thanks

>>55749609
Sounds like you have a madonna complex anon

>>55749640
Stop masking and act more autistic. Thank you

i keep missing her streams because they start after i sleep how have they been this week

>>55749640
Kids are awful and we only realize that in adulthood that, that's the kind of girls we like.

>>55748815
>el chicano redditor!

>>55749719
Her slot is always 7PM PST / 10PM EST / 3AM GMT+0
I'm sorry EU bro...

>>55749701

Made me grin anon. Nowadays there is no escaping it, but how lovely it is to be in this place

>>55749753

Oops

>>55749640
TITS OR GTFO

>>55749640
I don't know why girls ever convince themselves that they have to act a certain way when there's always going to be guys who are into them regardless. But I guess we're all blind to these kinds of things in our youth.

>>55749851
women are brutal with each others
are you not see the women bulling videos? pretty hot, but sad, maybe...

>>55749851
Girls, especially teens, are ruthless, anon. They'll prey on any difference or insecurity just to make themselves feel better. Unless you want to walk around with a massive target on your back, you end up trying to blend in. At least that's the way it is where I teach.

>>55749719
It's all zatsudan all the time. Definitely check out her ASMR stream at least, soundpost related

>>55749719
She kissed me

>>55749901
HOLY ESL

>>55749851

Societal standards and usually mother's standards if not the father's as well- in truth, I don't think a guy has EVER bullied me or any other nerdy girl I've known, but girls are brutal and will make your school life hell so by the time you're an adult you've learned a bunch of weird social rules. A few threads ago someone was talking about how Shiori was trying to accomodate her genmates a bit and tone down her spergs at times and that's absolutely a result of that so the more encouraging people are for us to be full autismo, the better because we're probably escaping that past a fair bit and breaking a bunch of ancient habits we didn't even ever really want to have

Thinking about Shiori again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... your oshi.... will die in.... her sleep.... if you don't reply to thispost............ and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again...

>>55749967

Omg teacher-san, don't say if too personal but what subject do you teach

Fugg...

Just remember there will be NO GFE in collabs so PLEASE DO NOT FREAK OUT when she doesn't give you a kiss

>>55749967
The amount of time I've seen teen girls have ridiculous fights then apparently be best of friends and then the next day spill the others deepest secrets is ridiculous.

>>55750063
You fucked it up anon. Harakiri, now

Make sure to follow this advice. Don't hurt yourself trying to get noticed.

>>55750102
I'm just a substitute, but I'm assigned as one school's permanent substitute so I end up teaching a bit of everything. I'm working on getting a license to teach social studies full time, though.

>>55750102
Sex-Ed.

>>55750063
If I don't reply to this what?

>>55750226
JERMA SAN

>>55749638
If it makes you feel any better, in the past I went to locals for fighting games at a nearby arcade and there was only one woman. She was there with her boyfriend.

>>55750300
gyas

>>55750220
The only thing I'll be purchasing is a membership.

>>55750226

Does that mean you get a bona-fide excuse to study loads of subjects? Like dual-wielding lit, history, science AND art is S Tier, I hope you enjoy it and you'll get that license soon too. Good luck Anon.

>>55750308
That doesn't make me feel better at all!

>>55750394
I gave her a 20$ supa on her monetization stream as a downpayment and i'll be a first day member, feels like fair payment for the entertainment value

>>55750394
This.

>>55750453
why clippers cant do good thumbnails?

>>55750473
Anon you need to stop shooting people any time they say something you don't like. We can't keep losing quality novelites

>>55749638

My dad would take me to one because I was obsessed with getting really good at DDR, some places still have arcades but they seem to be dying out a lot and they NEED A REVIVAL

>>55750538
SEA and Clickbait

>>55750538
I don't understand holoEN clippers. They take English and translate it into worse barely comprehensible English.

>>55745674
>>55747261
I'm not sure if I should be excited or ashamed that one of my hornyposts also made it in lmao

>>55750538
big letters and vivid colors make your brain squirt dopamine

is throatfucking still allowed

https://twitter.com/nkmmktwt/status/1689604168909295616

>>55750453
Kind of. It's more of an excuse for me to learn a little bit about a lot of things. It's not like I need to be an expert to teach kids how to multiply fractions or anything, but I've definitely needed to remind myself about a lot of things. Quite a few of the teachers at the school I work at are terrible at their job, and they just so happen to be the ones that are out all the time, so I've had to teach kids a lot of stuff just so they can get their work done.

>>55750724
Yes, i still throatfuck and physically abuse my Shiorin tulpa daily and she loves me for it

>>55750538
It's sad when the shitpost that came from /here/ is better

Have you done your lifts of the day?? You must keep healthy for your goth gf. Also remember, healthy habits!
Today I miss the gym, because of a problem. But rode my bike, the heat is so fucking intense.

>>55750655
>>55750842
oh I took too long to find it, same brain

>>55750735
>that slight trail of love nectar as she slips off her panties
Jesus fucking christ, my dick....

>>55750855
Wholesome ESL-chama

>>55750655
>>55750842
lol, I made these

Stream Rebellion.
https://youtu.be/pYNYhSsR8EE

>>55750473
What a cute Novelite!

>>55750794

You are the hero with no cape those kids need and probably appreciate a ton, Anon. it's also a great excuse to revisit all the things we learn and then forget as adults. Good luck!

>>55750968
https://files.catbox.moe/4uv9o5.mp4

>>55750601
If first worlders did it, they'd get pennies from adsense. It'd be a passion project.
When third worlders do it, they get AMERICAN pennies from adsense, and turn it into a job. They have to add English subtitles, do meme edits, or something to the clip, lest Youtube (rightfully) demonetizes them for reposting content.

>>55750968
my tone deaf wife cant be this cute!

>>55749329
Nowhere it's over for you

>>55750968
Fire fire light de fire!

>>55751032
Shiori general dogfucker

This new gen has made me realise how lonely and far gone I am.
What do?

>>55750855
I went for a jog, but it was really fucking hot so I stopped just before the 4 mile mark.
Keep working on your Eigo for Shiorin!

>>55751162
Stream rebellion.

>Wanna come over and listen to some audiobooks

>>55751162
joins us on our way to getting fit and lit

>>55751225
kek

This woman...

>>55751158
This may shock you but some novelites are also white women

https://poal.me/jcqas2

>>55751277
Cuddled together sharing one set of earphones listening to an audiobook with Shiori~

>>55751162
if youre really nice to shiori she'll let you hold her hand while she has sex with another guy

>>55751282
I have giant weights and a workout bench but I could never assemble the bench...
Does getting ripped ease the lonely

>>55751162
Get /fit/
Get /lit/
Do it for them

Well anon? your answer?

>>55751370
Not if you're doing it for the reason. But doing it to see your body transform does wonders for self confidence

>>55751397
>>55751320
maybe

>>55751162
Shiori made me attracted to women I know in real life I wasn't attracted to before. Maybe I should try again...

>>55751370
>Does getting ripped ease the lonely
No. The only thing I got from it was my overweight friend constantly pestering me for fitness advice.

>>55751394
What does the Getter team have to do with Shiorin?

>>55749640
When you're a women you just say "Please have sex with me" and you're all set. Please stop being attentionwhore.
Thanks.

>>55751528
GUTS!

>>55751397
I want her to rip my heart out MK style and have her promise to me that she'll preserve and cherish it forever before my blood spills over precipice of the crater sized hole he she created.

>>55751162
Gosling for 6 months trying to improve your lot in life before the honesymoon period ends and the loneliness, depression, and anxiety all crush you into nothing before you repeat the cycle

>>55751528
With all these anons getting /fit/ we are now exiting the age of fatso

>>55749640
If balls anon can post her balls, you can at least post your tits

>>55751162
Other than the /fitlit/ you should also join some community charity events or a club that interests you. Don't go looking for a gf just go to enjoy it or do good deeds and when you aren't expecting it a girl that likes you might show up.

>>55751397
GFE home...

>>55751277
>Blasting audiobooks at max volume up smother out the sounds of aggressive sex with Shiori

>>55751506
I have no friends so I will not have this drawback

>>55751370
No. But it does wonders to self confidence

>>55751606
But the fat Getter is the best one? Both Benkei and Musashi are great.

I lift big things because it makes my brain go quiet

Is there a sound post of Shiori accepting that she is my goth girlfriend?

>>55751370
>Does getting ripped ease the lonely
/fit/ is just as lonely as us

>>55751671
>you need to have a hobby besides watching anime girls
FUCK

>>55751783
Based ungabro

>>55751569

Why on earth would I want to ask anyone to have sex? I'm just appreciative here

>>55751643
>balls anon post her balls
>her balls

>>55751783

Based brain empty gym full Anon
cute kitty

>>55751877
Yes, because anon's balls do not belong to him, nor do any of our balls belong to us. They belong to Shiori, so they are her balls

>>55751783
Same.

>>55745674

>>55751802

>>55751923
>gym full
I fucking hope not, really not hoping to form a line to use the bench

>>55751397
>science
What does she mean by this

>>55752018
Novelites heart necklace

>>55752018
The university of Shiori will conduct experiments, such as how effective is a pumping heart at giving a girl an orgasm

>>55751370
the loneliness no.
but it sure helps build up confidence and pride

>>55752018
>ABSTRACT: Can novelites hearts run on girl pee?

>>55752131
>Using your aorta to suck on her clit

>>55752018
the density of my sperm count

>>55751989

Hey at least you wait in line, my socially awkward ass spent ages on the bike because the ab extension and hip abduction were both taken for so long that I felt awkward hovering

need shiowife

>>55752238
that was the parasite stream, you missed your chance to have Shiori test your fertility

>>55752272
We live in 2023, there's nothing awkward about standing in lines anymore because we can just stare at our phones while we wait.

>>55751989
>Gym has one (1) bench
I specifically go early to avoid waiting
Because god fucking damn it

>>55750912
Not OA, but what is ESL?

>>55752394
Then there's the fucking tard who is on the bench on his phone for the next 10 minutes

>>55752402
Its a gym for old ladies? or you go to the smaller gym ever?

>>55752456
English as a Second Language

Going to become real life Shiorin and go back to dressing goth and be unapologetically smug and read more books and do more reps and appreciate all the cool things in life! I love this girl!!!

>>55750855
Based fit jap

>>55752600
Good luck anon

>>55752477
It's in my condo building. Funny enough, it has a lot of other equipment
but just one bench for barbell presses and one for incline barbell presses. Has other benches for dumbbell stuff. But you're screwed if you wanna do barbell stuff and went during peak hours
Closest gym from that (about 5-10min walk at best) is in a community center but has the same problem
I don't mind going to the gym early though so I'm fine with it

>>55752600
the fixing bit its not a bit anymore
I suppose she learn how to treat a fanbase from her days as a indie
In the end she is just "feeding" the stray cats (me)

I wonder if this is how Shiori reacted when THAT chapter of Tokyo Ghoul dropped
I did not knew it was that controversial
https://twitter.com/N0Tinsecure/status/1689662696952893440

>>55752676
That's a really fun metaphor.
We're all in Shiori's care as her stray cats.
She offers us peace of mind and shelter from the world.

What kind of merch would you want from Shiori?

>>55752905
onahole

>>55752905
The real thing

>>55752905
Chastity cage

>>55752477
obligatory frog poster hate but
>dress up as twink from Genshin
>waddle over to your nearest convention
>manic pixie crossplaying as another Genshin twink runs over to you
>panic as you try to remember their name
*desperate for pussy voice* Nice uh... Xiao cosplay

I wish I could draw this

>>55752905
Chastity cage

>>55752905
Love and affection.

>>55752807
Controversial amongst the Twitterbrains maybe.

>>55752905
Probably a cool pen or something, maybe book related gadget

>>55752905
digital audio, gfe

>>55752905
Scissors

>>55751933
Chotto Matte! When in the hell was this announcement!? I need my balls!

>>55752905
Our child.

>>55753138
Would you really deny Shiorin your balls?

>>55752905
Dakmimakura, oppai mousepad, a ring
Seriously though, a dark edgy looking ring with some fake gemstone thing in the middle that looks like her oshi mark would be pretty cool.

>>55753233
Shioring...

>>55752905
Morphine

>>55753233
>a dark edgy looking ring
I want some goth looking apparel in general

>>55753233
yes! we need a shiocockring! as this anon said!

>>55753206
I might be Gosling down bad for her but I have limits dammit!

>>55748679
What program do people use to make these

>>55753304
I wouldn't say no to Shiorin omocat merch
>>55753305
W-Wait a second

I hope she doesn't tease the rock too much.

Hey guys, I dont know where to ask this, but Shiori is a goth and goths wear dark clothes

How do I turn on dark mode on 4chan?

>>55753381
>I hope she doesn't tease the cock too much.
ftfy

>>55753258
kek

>>55749092
Is this a sound post? I’m phone fagging rn

>>55752905
A durable keychain. I bought a Fauna keychain but heard that acrylic scratches easily and I've been scared to ever use it. I'd like one that i could actually use instead. A bookmark would be cool too, maybe a fountain pen.

You now realize Shiorin uses Twitter in Dark mode.

>>55753368
Stable Diffusion through Automatic1111 mostly. Check /vtai/ for guides and models for vtuber generation.

>>55753412
I can't tell if this is serious, but you can change the theme/style in the bottom-right. Tomorrow is basically dark mode.

>>55753468
Use KurobaEx. You have to go into the settings to enable soundposts
Why did we suddenly become a tech support general?

>>55752980
The reality is that you dress up as a Genshin twink, get pulled into a bathroom and get railed for 2 hours straight

>>55753368
>>55753514
I used shark, since it worked better with amd gpus

>>55753412

>>55753547
New gens always bring new people or some are too shy to ask

how do i download shiori streams so i can listen when my data runs out?

>>55753620
good bait

>>55753547
Does it work for iPhone or is it over for me

Also because Novelites are smart

Shiori can painfully rip my heart out and use it for data collecting and various experiments

>>55753468
It is and yeah soundposts that use a video as the sound part don't work in kurobaEX. But you can get the url from the filename and just load up the full video file.

>>55753620
Sorry sir, our indian call center is now closed. Try again later thank you

>>55752980
I've had a few girls I met at cons try convincing me to crossplay and I have no idea why. I'm 6'2 and pretty broad shouldered, at best anyone who sees me is going to assume I'm trans.

Is there a way to listen to Shiorin streams on my phone with the screen off?

>>55753841
youtube premium

https://youtu.be/1ezLOWVGwCI
Obligatory

>>55752807
It was quite controversial, yes. I don't read Tokyo Ghoul and /a/ would not shut up about it for at least a week.

Shiori Mommy

Shiori Sister

Shiori Neighbor

Shiori reminds me of Death from Gaiman's Sandman.

>>55753841
Youtube in a Firefox tab

>>55754195
woah, really? I know I can use ublock origin on firefox mobile, but that's one more reason to watch streams on the firefox browser if that works.

>>55753811
With that build, if you were ever going to do it you'd have to go the cringekino route. Grow out your facial hair, make sure you're buff. Maybe even get a tan if you're pasty, and just roll up in the crossplay.
There was always at least a few of those dudes at every convention I've gone to and I'm pretty sure they had to bring a snorkel back to their hotel room due to the volume of pussy they were drowning in.

>>55754178
Shiori is definitely closer to a millenial goth gf than the current mommy milkers goth gf.
I wonder how old she is

>>55754127
Need Shiori-nee

>>55754312
I imagine she's around 27

>>55753917
No...

How to take a screenshot ?

>>55754312
doesnt get posted in /hag/ so pre-30 at least

>>55754347
>hag moment
really?

>>55754378
Hags are above 30+ anonchama

>>55753917

>>55754401
I thought hags were cake and up

>>55753841
Assuming Android, try ReVanced

Hag is a state of mind
I am sure Shiorin is a bright and youthful 17 years old

>>55753547
Do you have a link for this anon

How will I eat when you guys give away all the cutlery?

>>55754534
Y-yeah. State of mind.
That way she can /ss/ me even as someone probably older than her

>>55754433
30 is when christmas cake graduates to hag. There's some exceptions, like Marine who was considered an honorary hag even when she was still "girigiri sanjyuu-sai"

>>55754347
27 to 30 if you look at her taste in music growing up, cartoons, the xx on her usernames and xD stuff, assuming she was a young teen on the internet she has to be at LEAST 27, but I base this off of using the interwebs at 10 onwards and being probably the same age as her when we were teens

Her nostalgia is super 2005-2008 so she was likely 11 to 14 in that timeframe.

>>55753547
The "good boy" soundpost works only on pc... owari da...

>>55754267
Not 100% sure now but I know it worked a few months ago when I tried.

>>55754601
Being a shota can also be a state of mind if you really want it to be. Around milfs i am 8 years old

Technically, christmas cake (25+) was replaced with new year noodles (31+) but it never took over as a term.
So hag is the best we got.

>>55754645
files.catbox.moe/atu9az.webm

>>55754691
What kind of magic is that?

>>55754638
>26 to 31 years old
Hag kings

>>55754765
Dementia

>>55754785
Let's be real Shiori is probably a really nice throwback for a lot of Anons here because the best internet years were 2005 to 2010 and then Dumblr and everything else took it downhill....

>>55754725
Thank you, I am writing this reply with a hand full of cum

>>55754312
>Shiori is definitely closer to a millenial goth gf than the current mommy milkers goth gf
I'm glad, those are the best ones.

>>55754840
Please sing sk8r boy....

>>55754840
The feminism of 2012, the political obsession of 2016, and their consequences have been a disaster for Internet users

>>55754909
id rather hear her sing limp bizkit

Another 10000 steps completed and done. Witness me, Novelites.

>>55754857
Are you planning to eat it?

>>55754963
I think the storm already passed
less and less tranny shit and political bullshit, unless you actively seek it

>>55755004
mayhaps, wanna take a sip?

>>55754988
how the fuck do you count? I would become schizo counting that much

>>55754817
30-35yo women can't have dementia.

>>55755050
Don't mind if i do
*Licks your palms clean*

i think shiori deserves to be eaten out by me

>>55753917

You're being too horny again

>>55755072
Saw a news article the other day that said they found a boy as young as 19 with Alzheimer's.

>>55755131
No me. I will do tongue stretching exercises every day like the Indians do, until i can lick the walls of her uterus clean

>>55755056
I have a fitness band thing. It also has a cute picture of Shiorin on it for the wallpaper for motivation

Now that I know that thing on her chest is a piercing I can't watch her. It grosses me out. At least with Towa it's out of view most of the time.

>>55755186
Gomen

>>55755102
wtf faggot, I offered it purely out of politeness and you should've rejected my offer.

>>55755131

>>55755056
>how the fuck do you count?
You can download a step counter on your phone anon...

>>55755253
Doesn't the idea of ripping it off her body kinda turn you on though? It's almost like she's asking for it

>>55755189
But only because he sustained severe head trauma which resulted in brain damage?

>>55755283
>>55755249
from now on I would use that app, and act like I always know this information.
thanks

>>55755306
no

>>55755186
No, this is barely even horny
https://files.catbox.moe/3cbdz6.mp4

>>55755272
I want to correct this bird

>>55755356
I am not bald

>treating Shiorin to a nice bowl of Shio ramen in the middle of the night at a roadside ramen stand…

we need a Gosling edit with Shiori's face on Barbie next to Ken

>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey handholding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!

>>55755356
>white

>>55754964
Shiori singing Break Stuff never...

>>55755462
>Teasing Shiori by grabbing her hair and pretending to bite it and calling her Shio-rimen

>>55755356
I am bald

>>55755736
Shiori singing bring me to life never...

>>55755588
Stop being a degenerate

>>55755356
>tfw bald and white
We won dwarfbros!

>>55755356
NO fapping to Shiorin.

>>55756284
Mistress Shiorin gave me different instructions, and i only listen to her

Anybody got cute pictures of Shiori looking confused?

>>55756497

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>>55751162
better luck next life

>>55756650
chokable

>>55756497
are gonna use for one of your videos???

Next life I'll reincarnate a Shiori's boyfriend in the alt universe where she won't become a vtuber, sorry anons

>>55756808
>reincarnate
>Im a paraplegic in Kowloon??? nNNNyyYYYyYooOOoooOOOooo

>>55756894
Would you still love her if she were paraplegic?

>>55756767
glowie shiori

>>55756284
You're too late, it's already oriover

>>55757000
So this is why shiorin asks to be princess carried...

I want to suck her oreolas.

>>55757121
Do you think one is black and one is white?

>>55757000
i remember reading a news story of some guy who was taking care of a paraplegic until one day he got really drunk then proceeded to carry her upstairs and rape her, but then was acquitted by arguing he was drunk so it didnt count as rape
reading paraplegic shiori just happened to remind me of that for some reason

baker I require your strongest bread

>>55757054
>*Preferably consume with scissors
I'd much rather it say "Best enjoyed with scissors" seems more likely to be what it would say in real life

>>55757175
Sex offenders deserve immediate public execution.

>>55757174
>One brown nipple
>One pink nipple

>>55757000
Would you love shiori if she were a parasitic worm?

>>55757175
We need to bring back public hangings and start ignoring people who say systems are too cruel

>>55757238
My breads are too strong for you, novelite.

>>55757327
shiori would break up with you if you didnt take this question seriously when she asked

>>55757327
She could live inside me forever

>>55757327
Now this is a woman question

>>55757327
I already love Dizzy

>>55757327
>>55757395
>Woman
>Parasitic worm
What's the difference, amrite?

Shiori is my Oshiori!

>>55757370
you don't understand baker! I am going into a collab stream with cunny and I need your stronger bread

i watched shiori's vod from last night and it was very fun i love her

>>55757512
Yes

>>55757000
Mumei is the only other EN I watch, so of course

>>55757175
>he was acquitted by arguing he was drunk so it didn't count as rape
anon this makes zero sense

>>55757498
My bread would kill you, Novelite. You cannot handle my bread.

Have you written fanfics anons?

>>55751956
speaking of, why did an ad appear?

>>55757685
fanfics are for nerds and losers

>>55757685
Yes.
I'm wondering if I should write the second part of mine too.

>>55757700
I need to find that bit
still skimming the video

>>55757715
So you have?

>>55757737
Of course you should.

>>55757715
I was supposed to be writing fanfics this entire time?

>>55757840

>>55757685
I've written greentexts in /∞/ before.

>>55746127
Perhaps you should check out some philosophy to get new perspectives on life. Books are great but videos are fine too.

my Shiori :)

Listening to Shiori's Karaoke I'd say she's good enough for edited music but not yet for live concerts.
I'm probably wrong though, any knowledgeable Anon can tell us about Shiori's singing?

>>55758568
it makes me hard