/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

come say hi I'm not suspicious

Oh, no!
The elevators are not working

Does each fanbase have their own floor (or multiple floors for the bigger ones)?

>>55822649
Holy doomsday architecture
Is this in Naples or in China?

Do people fight each other for the rooms opposite femanon's?

>>55822649
I work until the middle of the night and everytime I'm about to get to sleep, someone's fucking dog starts going BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU
I'm about to call the cops

Hey can the person in 26C turn their music down I'm trying to find where my oshi lives so I can kill myself in front of her

>>55824299
No, the femanons live on the Fujo floors dedicated to homos of all branches. They scuttle out from there at night to kidnap innocent male fans and drag them back to their lairs; nobody knows for what reason, for none have returned.

>>55822649
A squad that went to check on the lower floors went MIA a week ago and we haven't found any traces of them since - if you know anything please report to your nearest Office of containment

Another noise complaint from the ninji section, they seem to be upset. Meanwhile the holo section keeps making dog noises.

>>55822649
can't find the picture of my oshi i printed at the store, did anyone see it? i need it to jack off.

The Phase floor keeps having medical emergencies. Apparently they are doing some kind of zoomer challenge where they eat Mahjong tiles.

>>55824394
>kidnap innocent male fans
giwtwm

if you live on the hololive floors and are chosen as suisei's daily prey please remember to fight back and scream to make her happy. if you do a good job maybe she'll decide not kill anyone the next day.

>Saplings finally stopped wailing after my 17th noise complaint
>now they're using flashlights to signal UUUUUUUUUU in morse code
I'm about to start a fire

>>55824918
It's the fujo floor anon... you're going to be having sex but not with them

I just can't take the building manager's rules here anymore. Feels weird to say but for my purposes, the Reddit complex might be better. I'm moving to LSF Tower.

>government official comes into the lobby
>tell me that racially segregated spaces are illegal and will get this place shut down fast
>"Racially segregated spaces? What do you-"
>"OH"
>Have to explain to him what the "nijiniggers only" sign means

Thanks OP, haven't seen this thread in months and it's definitely needed nowadays.

>>55822649
Hey, why are all the phasefags dressed as holoadvent fans screaming each other? I've been watching for two weeks and it seems that they are starting to believe their own play and they might start killing each other soon...

>>55825406
but I don't wanna

We are getting some weird complains about middle aged man jerking off to pebbles in the backyard,can anybody explain this to me?

>>55824298
Ruffians or Saplings? Which are the worst neighbors?

>>55826292
Chumbuds, the smell alone is enough to kill you.

>>55825941
Invite them to the bar! Everything gets better there!

We also take bets on bum fights

>>55826202
Someone get a janny to clean up the amethyst in room 528, it's a bit, er, topped with something

Every time I go to any other floor and talk to people they say I have "catalog brain." The fuck is this supposed to mean? I tried complaining to staff but of course no one listens.

>>55825235
Oh that reminds me, tonight it's my turn to squeeze in the crawlspace under Suisei's penthouse and wait for the golden nectar at the next idol meeting

Do you want to watch my favorite 2 view? She's great I swear! I'm not trying to groom her! Just to save her!

I swear every time I bring up Shigure Ui in a conversation with my neighbors they immediately just scream “RAPE” for like five minutes…

I swear all this BAU BAU from the floor above is too synchronized to be natural.
They are either assembling a cult or an army over there.

Anyone hear anything about that Nijidefector that got taken in for questioning? No idea why they chose the KFP floor to house him in.

>>55830634
Did you enjoy last night's roast? :)

>>55830738
What roast? I only had rationed fruits and oats...

>>55826292
>>55826431
The BAU BAU and UUUUUUUUUU may be annoying, but it's only noise. I could at least get by with some earplugs, but that smell...
Plugging your nose doesn't help, you can TASTE it

>>55826431
>>55831278
:3

>>55830534
Great so KFPs vs Ruffians?
Fuck I'm gonna move onto a SSRB floor. Those guys got AKs and shit.

>>55831278
I keep smelling this otherworldly odor when I least expect it. I checked outside my room and downstairs one night but the smell was just awful. I swear my water's turning black whenever it appears too. I think something's hiding down there...

Who in the bloody hell are those people in the top that don't stop throwing themselves?

The foul smell of rotting corpses is only getting stronger down there. Maybe I should get a room way upstairs.

Oh god I'm near the aloupeeps floor. I can hear the most horrendous sexual noises and moans you could ever imagine. So loud, you could hear them from a block away and Ennas horrible disgusting voice groaning in pleasure.
None of aloupeeps voices can be heard though, how strange. Maybe they're out?

why the fuck are the pekora cosplays sold out every time i go the the store, there cant be that many femanons

>>55824918
Try getting captured by the yumes instead. Worst case is that they'll dress you up as some anime twink before fucking them.

I managed to escape the fujo floors this morning and don't think I'll ever be the same. They work together as a group. They have larger apartments than we do and I think that's by design so a group of them can crowd around in one room and watch. They tricked me to get me up there, be wary of any female who approaches you. There are men up there who were groomed years ago by one of the fanbases and were their playthings until they got too old for their tastes and rather than being set free, get thrown into the cages with the other men brought up there to fuck each other infront of the fujos.

>>55824298
Red steak and a full bottle of Tylenols should work wonders.

Pekora Cosplay Party tomorrow at Hall 34E! Free Pecola and Almonds for everyone.
(No girls allowed)

>>55836148
Hit or miss, heard about a guy who got captured by a fan of the cop from niji. She wanted him to roleplay domestic violence with her and they had great fucked up sex, until she heard that he was still in contact with a friend of his. She killed the friend, and since then no one has seen the guy himself, a lot of people think she might have killed him too.

>>55836324
>groomed years ago by one of the fanbases and were their playthings until they got too old for their tastes
So that's where the rosebuds ended up

>>55834648
shiori "fans" they are still falling from the height of their per-debute expectations

>>55822649
The femanons on the 58th floor collab with males and all have boyfriends

>>55829819
RAAAAPE

>>55826040
I have a some cute aqua crew for you to fuck
Just follow me into this room over here

>>55835908
>>55836466
kek

hello fellow neighbors, i just recently moved into unit UOH.67 and have a question:
should i be worried about the ominous screaming that can be heard on the hallways? i think they are talking about crabs in Japanese, is this place haunted? also why does everyone on my floor have teary eyes all the time? thanks in advance

There is a begging Mori infront of the building, how do I avoid her? She always tries to sell me CDs when I want to enter the building.

>>55837619
You have to quickly say in front of her:
Hey Mori look! there's a limited time edition Shrek plushie right over there!
and when she looks there you run as fast as you can

>>55838112
I usually throw a hand of corn onto the ground, she just gobbles it up to fast.

I keep hearing drilling noises every night from the maintenance shaft...

>>55837619
THAT fat hobo is Mori?! Jesas

It's been very quiet around Kronii's room lately, and I haven't seen her leave in a long time. I don't think Kronies have been checking on her either... Should we call the landlord?

Bros how is there rats on every floor in every hallway?

This entire place is already infected it is only a matter of time before it completely /become/ this entire tower must be purged

>>55839081
Kronii here
absolutely nothing wacky going on
no cause for concern whatsoever, gwak

Can the owners get that one neighbor to shut their dogs up? Every night I hear BAU BAU BAU BAU. Apparently it's to "chase the squatters away" but it's been driving me nuts.

>>55839816
>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO
>FUWA
MOCO

>>55838545
Mind your own business.

>>55822649
I know the Janitors are unpaid and cleaning up the ooze leaking from the walls is already gross job but can we please address the fact that some Calcium enriched tenants are covertly paying them to only clean their hallways?
I feel like complaining to the landlord won’t really do anything?

>>55840466
>complaining to the landlord
Never do this, last person I knew who did's oshi graduated a month later

WARNING! A Deadbeat has been spotted approaching the PA system! He has his phone in his ha-
>(Soul Food begins playing throughout building)

>>55843243
Isn’t that like, Mexican food?

Bros the hoomans are being kind of strange... Just last night I woke up and saw one staring through my window

You guys are really nice! Someone left me a bottle of sake at the door as a moving in present

What the fuck floors 20-54 have been turned into a library, and I think I can see lamys roaming for some reason, how the fuck do I go back to the chumbud floors

I recommend never trying the stairs lower than the 12th floors, something about a kuzu(idk I don't speak nip) wandering over there

One more time, no matter how much you want to stand on the hallways and chant, mumeism will NEVER become a cult

>>55845880
The same thing happened to me. I don't know if I should call the cops or not, feels like a lose/lose situation.

I've tried already, but can anyone else convince that fat, unkempt retard in the dog costume to shut the fuck up about his "job" and how important it is or whatever. The guy's never left the building so I don't know what goddamn job he's talking about, the furthest he's gone outside his room is to the general shop on the first floor with his mother and he only ever gets microwavables. He's never without his Mori body pillow either and goes into a hysterical outburst if you mention anything captious about her

I offer smokes to based indie vtubers in the lobby.

>>55822649
Ah yes, after a long disappearance, I have finally found my way to the /vt/ tower...

>>55830738
Hmmmm D E L I C I O U S

>>55843243
And if our demands are not met within the next hour, you fuckers are getting Cringecore.

>>55846156
ANON DON'T DRINK THAT

>>55850494
What are your demands anyway?

No I will not take the flag calling your oshi a whore down from my window.

>>55850769
...Our first demand is that someone helps us think of more demands.

>>55845880
you looked so peaceful. so helpless.

>>55850769
>>55851073
You WILL buy Jigoku6 and you WILL streams its MVs.

>>55825406
mfw gladiators gauntlet but its forced rape

>>55846182
Hey, I lowered a rope down the railing. If you can get to floor 52, I can pull you up to where I am on 55. Dunno where the chumbuds are, but it's definitely not the library.

Just, uhh, don't put your head in the loop. Grab it with you hands... or something.

>>55851313

whoever the fuck is crying, can you SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING SLEEP HERE

>>55822649
Bros I was evicted from the nijifloors by management, can I go back to the Holofloors? I don't mind the floor I just want a home...

>>55824918
i can arrange this. you have to put on this two toned silver wig and collar btw

>>55824085
Everything belong to hololive, the rest live in the sewer under the tower.

>>55822649
ALLAH AKBAR! Flying into the /vt/ tower to destroy this shithole!

>>55837460
Nerve gas

>>55839200
put your phone down with a tick tock video away from your room and the problem should not only be gone, but given to someone else

>>55838545
That's just Biboo feeding. Ignore the sounds for your own sake.

>>55857830
>posts on /vt/
It was an inside job!

>>55823412
just spam the button, it works eventually

anyone found the keys to the /become/ floor yet? I know they’re quarantined but i left my noose in there and i need to use it

>>55851945
>where I am on 55
There are only 54 floors, anon, where are you?

>>55822649
To whomever keeps saying "PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT" in floor 27, please stop. We can all tell it's just you making the sound effects with your mouth and we can all tell the female moans come though an audio setup.

>>55875273
That's on all floors except the fujo ones, I'm starting to think there's some impregnation cult running here

>>55822649
>/vt/ tower
>is in africa

Sounds about right...

Has anyone tried the KFP across the street?
The food looks good, but why are there screams all the time?

WHOSE GREAT IDEA TO BUILD A GREENHOUSE FLOOR IN A RESIDENTIAL BUILDING, EVERY FUCKING TIME THE GARDENER LADY GOES OUT, THE PLANTS MAKES THIS HORRIBLE UUUUUU NOISE.

>>55876876
I started hearing it from the fujo floors recently and i'm really starting to worry...

You could yobai so easily there....

>>55822649
Please stop putting watermelon in front of my door every morning.
It's not funny anymore...

>>55875273
>>55876876
>>55879468
but how the fuck would the fujos...?

>>55822649
uh, i think i got lost. y'see i'm a humble little nijifan, but which floor do i go to? i keep hearing strange things.. am i on a holo floor? ...can someone help? i don't want to be captured

>>55822649
Why did the nijiJP floor buy a bunch of robots from Portugal?

>>55881172
Please save me. I've been held captive here for at least three months. They've forced me to grow out my hair and everyday at 6 they rub oil on me. I have to service dozens of chubby neet women everyday. They pinch my cheeks and whisper things in chinese. I just wanna go home.

>>55882575
Where is this place, I'm asking for a friend.

Hey guys, please pipe down a bit, I'm trying to sleep here...

I just saw a weird cat creature in the hall, it made an awful sound when it saw me so i am stuck in my room, it's still outside...

>>55883360
You do not want to be stuck on floor 44-50, trust me

>>55852693
I'm sorry I just miss Faufau...

There has been a Lamy outbreak on level 70. Do not go to level 70, I repeat, there has been a Lamy outbreak

>>55885811
that is false slander, you should become visit instead, we have lots of sake!

>>55882575
Hng my dick

>>55888139
that's... kinda gay

>>55850667
What's the worst that can happen? It was still cold even!

>>55883679
Going to sleep? You're lying to me.

where the fuck is the Law enforcement, there is a girl on my floor that keeps saying "IM AM GOD, OKAY?" and im pretty sure she abducted more children then all of the chumbuds together, i called Ozura Police more then once on her but nothings happened so far.

>>55882575
roru

>>55836822
no

>>55890052
Them cops are dead, son

Are all food places around here health hazards?
In one of them they cook with spiders and burn everything, in the other one they fry the employees!

>>55889004
I drank the sake too, anon.
My eyes are now Lamy-fied.
It's not too late for you. Don't drink it!

>>55890052
Now that you talk about it, I've never seen anyone actually enter the building, how would the police even come here?

>>55890052
Luknight here, usually we'd be doing something about that but Hime announced another autist building project and wants to make an extension to the tower so we have our hands full.
She's also adding a princess tax to any pink dye or pink goods to help with funding, thanks for the support.

Someone left this fat fuck outside the 22nd floor stairwell barking for hours and I'm worried it's going to start again when it wakes up

>>55822649
Center is the trash pit. I throw my garbage out the window so I don't have to walk down 20 floors with it.

*echoing from somewhere far below* YOUR WAIFU IS A WHORE

Can this guy stop laying down on the stairs every evening? Is he homeless or something?

Watch out, behind the trash bins in the backyard is a hole in the dirt filled with dead monkeys. I don't know who keeps killing the poor creatures and throwing them out, but it's not cool. Please stop.

A small group of cloaked residents were spotted evacuating the building starting from 6 hours ago. Management asks neighbours not to resort to looting their quarters as it is suspected they will return eventually.

BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

>>55891778
So about that. I had some and before I knew it I emptied the entire bottle! And I'm not even an alcoholic

>>55893368
About that: I'm starting to think there's a new underground drug going around that turns people's brains into... this

>>55892831
STOP THROWING TRASH! it's already piled up to the 7th floor and the smell is something horrid

>>55892831
I use it as a cum pit. I shoot my splooge in there.

>>55892831
apparently some sickos are doing ERP down there in the trash-pit or so i heard. from a friend. haha yeah.

>>55893441
Itchy.
Tasty.

So anyone going to clean up all the dead Niji fans who jumped off the roof or not?

Can the guy at the chatbot arcade already move on from the Kiara one? How many fucking quarters does this guy have...

Why is there a floor where all the rooms are padded and people are in straitjackets? And why do they all play Mahong and drink coffee?

Does anyone on pcg floor have sugar?

>>55822649
Well congratulations, you got your new Holo-Floors! Now what's the next step of your master plan!?

>>55897143
No, they munch on the shiny tiles instead

>>55822649
My regularly viewed creators of suisui and onyan vids on my smart iwara tv disappeared, i bet its those chinks again, how am i supposed to live in peace in the sewers now?

>>55896141
please wait a little bit more, I'm still looting the bodies

Please excuse my dogs howling Anons. They are very cute and huggable if that makes their BAU BAU's any better.