/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

ok, pucker up. Gura's orders

SUCKING GURA'S SWEATY LITTLE TOES.

Ok everyone, grab the chumbud next to you and make a baby

buttbuddies...

wait, does gura think gay sex makes babies?

babymaking with a fembud live on stream

Gura owes me sex

stop breeding with fembuds you fucks

Gura is drawing sex with a fembud.

Why does Gura always want ebis to have sex?

Yeah me

2 ebi's kissing and they have kids. A girl and boy.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura REALLY wants us to fuck each other

Okay which one of you fembuds is having my children.

Gurass

TIME TO RAPE A CHUMBUD

She's so fucking perfect.

>>55868275
she knows her viewer metrics, the fembuds just need to work harder

Sex with a fembud.

us....

Yeah, that's me, a fembud, and our two daughters.

She draws better than me...

2 ebi's fell in love despite their differences. Someone saying that Gura draws bad. No, she has soul.

Fembuds?!

Fembuds, this could be me and YOU, and our kids.

Gura just granted me fembud breeding perms. Line up ladies

>>55868344
Based Gurass poster

SHE'S TAKING A BATH

GURA BUBBLE BATH CONFIRMED

Gura don't go....

GURA'S GOING TO BATHE

Gura will be naked soon.
With me

>>55868491
>>55868485
working on art right now

We will all find our fembud/chumbud

>>55868447
Is the fembud the one with the feet

>>55868527
Don't LIE to me!

Wait how many hours until this event?

I want a bubble bath... Why did I choose the extra large shower instead of the tub when I had the house built?

Imagine the bathwater.

Imagine...

>>55868527
I sure hope so chumbie

I’m gonna take a bath with Gura

>>55868527
First man was a good movie. Gura should do a watchalong before Artemis II launches

>>55868529
naturally. she pushes them into my face during sex.

Well, that's the end of the stream. Gura taking a bath. A double bath? Gura trying to make herself disappear again? couldn't make it work this time. ID sports festival coming. ON teach with Zeta, Bae, Pekroa, Kobo, Towa, Anya... and Ame (almost forgot there). And playing Holocure at some point. We'll see her later. Have shark thoughts and happy shark thoughts. It lowers your cholesterol? (She's kidding or is she?)

>>55868529
yeah feet is a feminine trait

>>55868527
Don't promise the impossible

>at some point
oh god no not an indefinite break

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HER

I MISS GURA

Please give me shark dreams tonight. I'm tired of these weirdly aggressive dreams I keep having

>colors
Gura drew fuwamoco 100% confirmed

>Shark thoughts tonight
How does Gura want me to handle the shark thoughts on bed?

Aight cya you chumbuds. I will go bust a load into my wife (Gura) and then I will head to bed. I have work in 2 hours.

>>55868672
Bye summarybud, have a nice night.

I love my impossibly cute wife.

Having shark thoughts heightens my blood pressure, towards a certain region in my body

aww no super readings. i was enjoying them after games but i guess her brain was mush
fun stream though

I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING!

>>55868573
25

>>55868769
he should stay and summarize the threads when the schizos come lol

Gura will not dream of math but ebis.

Gura likes to tell us when she's bathing. She knows exactly what she's doing when does that, doesn't she?

>>55868828
that'd be good, just straight up call all those faggots out.

Gura was cute today

Gura, you skipped over the fembuds superchat. Of course of all the ones she misses, it's that one. Lol

gura dreams about me…

UUUUU I MISS GURA

>>55868827
Wait 24

Gura is dreaming of me later losers

She's dreaming about ME

>>55868825

SHE'S DREAMING OF ME

That was pretty boring

>>55869003
you're pretty boring

>>55868922
>>55868942
>>55868947
>>55868997
all my posts btw

>>55869003
HURR DURR THAT WAS PRETTY BORING AND I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT HURRRR

>>55869003
There were like 5 streams going on in Hololive alone if you really feel that way.

>>55868895
Gura has been around long enough to know 90% of people claiming to be fembuds are trannys.

>>55869053
Stop doxxing me

Oh well, I tried. Maybe next time. I'm not gonna give up

i miss her

It is now time for me to go pee at the same time as Gura.

>>55869151
Aim better next time.

>>55869108
Nah. This girl has a channel and uploads stuff. 100% female. Not hot or anything but it's a real female

>>55869183
Glowbud...

I’m gonna wrap my daki in plastic so I can kiss her in the tub.

>>55868825

>>55869108
someone didn't attend the concert meetups
there were TONS of fembuds

>>55869225
wait... there's not hot females? the fuck?

>>55869253
My pillow doesnt come till sunday. I should wash the cover in the meantime prob.

Child

>>55869253
Anon, this won’t end well.

>>55869294
That doesn't mean 90% of them aren't trannies, you know. Those don't leave their houses.

I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUCH! AAAAAAAAA

>>55869311
how do you know what day it's coming?

>>55869330
yeah mine

>>55869225
I feel like you just told me there is a YouTube channel where an actual alien uploads videos from the Hollow Earth.

>>55869294
Man I wish I could have made it. I had to go back to the hotel after the cosplay meetup.

>>55869380
NTA, but the tracking info. It gives an arrival estimate, like 99% of packages do.

>>55869380
I already got the cover. My actual pillow filler is what I am talking about. They will tell you the day it is out for shipping.

I keep thinking about the current state of every inch of Gura's body.

I keep thinking about Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

I hope artists draw some Jabba Gura

i eat banana

>>55869550

>>55868825
I'm going to frame this on my wall.

>>55869503
Very sweaty and sticky. She's a hot mess right now. Her brain is tired and her body is tired and she would not resist your advances. She'd call you gross for sniffing her all over but she would get turned on regardless.

>>55869479
yeah i never order shit online, because it usually never arrives. So i dunno how all that shit works. I have zero faith my daki will ever arrive. They'll lose it or something. Got the pillow itself at least i guess.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>55869550
I'm also no thoughts head empty

>I dream of her
>she dreams of me
Yep, she and I are destined to get married.

>>55869503
Her crevices are VERY moist since her AC isn’t working.

>>55869550
based and same desu

>>55869479
Geekjack doesn't have anything yet. Fulfillment status is Unfulfilled. Just like my loneliness. Knew this was gonna happen. Knew everyone would get theirs before me.

>>55869108
>>55869297
>>55869403
The channel name is Ally's Treasure Trove. She sent gura a superchat

I feel like out of all the fanbases, Gura would have a rather large number of actual real young females.

>>55869503
What do you think the back of Gura's neck smells like? For some reason I really like that smell, specifically after laying in bed, the way the pillow/sheets smell. Such a weirdly specific smell, but I like it. I bet Gura's smells amazing.

>>55869782
Not sure that's a woman. If she was a women, I would. If he's not a woman he should be shot in the head.

>>55869921
really? I get the impression that women are more hostile to the idea of lolis

>>55869780
Ah, yeah Geekjack sucks. Official hololive shop is the way to go if you can. Before when I had to order through them I think it took like a month or longer more than for everyone else.

>>55870013
Then you didn't watch a video. It's not a tranny

>>55870020
those are "women", real women just think she's a cute brat

>>55869782
Huh...I think I'll give her a sub, gotta support the cause...which is fembuds in this case. Also, she isn't horrible looking, close enough to my taste in women.

>>55869949
fucking THIS. Or other odd places like the top of her scalp, or her forearm fuzz, or her collarbone, back of the knee, behind the ears. All very subtle scents. God I fucking love girls so much. Wish I was a virgin so I didn't even know how amazing they are, how amazing they smell.

Gura

>>55870164
any photos of her that aren't taken from a creepy distance?

>>55870164
would

>>55870153
she looks like one of the nerdy weeb girls that I took highschool with

>>55870013
Check out her Instagram. She is actually much better looking than I thought.

>>55870106
i did actually, they were opening cards. Man trannies fucking ruin everything, can't trust my eyes anymore. But yes i'd fuck her. As long as it's biological female and not overweight, i would, from 1/10's to 10's. If any like 1/10 fembuds out there that think they gonna die alone, hit me up, i'll give you children.

>>55870164
plap

>>55870066
yeah hololive shop didn't work in my country. which fuckin sucks. There's a lot of chumbuds downunder.

>>55870123
This. Biological women have no problem with lolis. Pretty much all anti-lolicons are trannies.

I need more lewd Gura cosplay

>>55870584
I wish this was true, but as usual, sweeping generalizations are retarded.

>>55869949
I need Gura nape art like this Moom.

>>55870020
Anon... https://litter.catbox.moe/9sqao1.mp4

>>55870584
If anything, real women want to mother Gura. They want to breastfeed her and change her diapers.

>>55870608
How do I convince this girl that showed me her Gura cosplay to send me lewd pics? Tempted to throw money at her till she does it.

>>55870685
it's cheaper to pay a whore to dress up in Gura cosplay

>>55870685
Let me know if you need some monetary support.

>>55870659
Sweeping generalizations and prejudice are extremely useful tools for interpreting the world around you. Keeps me outta trouble anyways.

>>55870207
Yes

>>55870685
Impress her with your knowledge of Gura vods then send her loads of Gura cunny.

>>55870066
Which one has cheaper shipping?

>>55870788
UUUUOOOOOHHHHH

>>55870759
Whores are cheap because their DNA has been altered by the semen of thousands of men. I'll pass.

>>55870788
cute, never thought someone would cosplay the daki outfit but glad she did

>>55870768
They are useful for keeping out of trouble and making decisions, but detrimental for understanding whole truths or understanding in general

>>55869921
GIWTWM

>>55870667
>>55870667
>nape art
Ah I see you are a patrician as well.

>>55870875
If all you want is pictures no DNA exchange needs to occur.

I need a fembud in my life.

>>55870788
Would X10000

>>55870788

>>55870788
x please?

>>55870879
overcomplicating truths by manipulating language and using underhanded tricks leads to things like Trannies, and trannies saying they are literally real women. But this discussion belongs on /pol/, and trannies belong in wood chippers, and Gura belongs in my bed.

>>55870988
>Sometimes you guys draw me with a really fat tail.

>>55870918
DNA exchange is going to occur in the future, if I play my cards right.

>>55871076
>proceeds to draw herself as a tail

I just want Gura.

>>55871051
Plump tail

heres some drawings, edited it in photoshop since it was hard find a good shot

Gura on TV

>>55871237
thanks kai

>>55871237
God I want to be raped by this creature

>>55871237

>>55871121
I'm really hoping to wake up to a bunch of horrific Gooba the Hutt art tomorrow.

>>55871279

>>55871263

So we are all gay for each other now? Is that it? Is that her endgame?

Because I like it.

>>55871485
>So we are all gay for each other now? Is that it? Is that her endgame?
No you moron she wants us to be happy with fembuds.

So, what are the chumbies doing now?

>>55871356
I have a grudge against this person

>>55871585
Shut up and put on this pink hair bow.

>>55871740
i dont know

>>55871585
I think she has a preference for fembuds being involved but she isn't going to say no to buttbuddies.

>>55871747
I am prob the biggest chumbud masswise. You will wear the dress.

>>55871740
Just took a bath with Gura. Gonna cuddle with her for a bit and goom before bed.

>>55871744
n-nyo...

>>55871817
Fatfuck...

>>55871857
Nope

>>55871817
I WILL WEAR THE DRESS
BUT YOU WILL BEND OVER

>>55871817
UltraFatFuck..

I don't blame her for not wanting to read a bunch of superchats making fun of her math skills

>>55871889
But I complimented her..

>>55871844
You know what you did

>>55871817
Fatbud, please. I like my fembuds chunky.

>>55871889
she probably had a headache and wanted to just go to bed

>>55871964
>>55871888
>>55871887
You all saw me with Yagoo

Gura read my non supa comment

>>55872013
It's okay, no shame in being a colossal corporeal manifestation.

>>55872013
Oh you're that guy. These are the two people from /ggg/ who met YAGOO.

>>55872124
Is this achievable natty?

>>55872081
She read 3 of my comments today maybe a few more but Idk if I was the first person she read saying it :3

>>55872150
>I am on some random chumbuds PC
alright then me on the right

>>55872150
Yagoo could pilot him like a mech...

>>55871962
i thought i recognized that name

>>55872150
Surprisingly normal looking

>>55872442
Thats are my training beard and hair.

>>55871740
I'm sitting in my office doing absolutely nothing waiting for the packaging crew to pack enough product so I can load a single trailer.
I got 4 hours to go.

Gura bikini acrylic sold Out already on C102
https://twitter.com/hololive_event/status/1690225938062352384

>>55872808

WIFE WIFE WIFE

Shark like
Looks like she finished her bath

Cute like

My wife liked cute art!

>>55873099
Maybe she took her phone into the bath and is masturbating while bathing. What bliss.

>Gura was browsing her art
>I was browsing her art
WE ARE

>>55873127
wow this one is really pretty art. deserves more views

>>55873127
CUTE

Gura is not only a praiseslut she's a footslut!
Chumbies you love this???

What did Gura eat today?

>>55873537
chicken and dark chocolate

>>55873528
Praising Gura and her little feet while sucking her tiny toes.

>>55873528
praising gura's perfect feet, tummy, chest, hair, face and butt every day

>>55873127
very comfy image

>>55873528
Gura demanding you lick her soles is hot.

so uhh.... some random person added me on discord to talk about sharks and stuff and i talked about how my favorite shark was just an anime girl and showed them pictures of Gura and they thought they were really cute and whatever and asked more about her.
They said they are going to watch some of her streams now and I thought they were just a zoomer with the way they typed but uhhh....

Turns out this person is a girl turning 14 in 2 days.... is this what Gura meant with her dating advice? How trusted should Gura be with her advice?
I don't think im ok with this but like.... she literally said this is how you get a GF.
Thoughts? Opinions? Best type of round to shoot myself with?
also picrel is one of the images i sent =/

>>55872808
Acrylic stando!

>>55873657
Pretty okay larp this time.

>>55873657

Ok im ordering this from his online shop, this will give me ton of good gooms

>>55873657
>random
that’s a man, baby

>>55873528
Yes I love my wife so much and I praise the ever living FUCK out of her every single day! She deserves it.

>>55873758
Where do I purchase this? T u T

>>55873561
Does she ever eat seafood and fish? She should stay true to character and be eating canned sardines and tuna every single day.

>>55873657
that's happened to me before too but I knew they were underage so I didn't do anything weird

>>55873561
she ALSO ate a SALAD

>>55873723
>>55873731
>>55873760
I wish it was a fed....
honestly their typing style should have been a dead giveaway, ive since informed her of the dangers of discord and adding random people and she removed both her name and age thing

>>55873803
https://twitter.com/AHedtra

he selling them in comiket 102 but he done lots of Gura art (Gura likes the none 18+ ones) so you can goom at those

>>55873657
I mean shes about 6 years past her peak but whatever man you do you

>>55873907
Chicken, salad, and chocolate for dessert. Not too bad but salad is an inherently sad thing to eat. She should've replaced the salad with something based like rice or noodles.

>>55874022
salad isn't inherently sad it kicks ass.

has anyone notice that gura's bumps are becoming audibly louder? I think she put on some pounds...

>>55874105
It's the boom arm, she talked about it.

>>55874105
Awesome

>>55874105
The TLM102 is more sensitive to that than the 103.

>>55874224
I thought the 102 was her travel mic, she should be using the TLM 103.

>>55874322
She was testing it at home for a while though, who knows if she still is

Lost more semen to Shion. Sorry Gura...

>>55874322
it sounds to me like its the 102 but i could be wrong. Gura being gura it could also just be it was easier to use the 102 since she was already testing it

>>55874577
proof?

I do like how she has the gate or whatever down lower thanks gura for that

>>55873561
>>55873907
A big upgrade from her past (or ongoing?) habit of Fiber One bars and protein shakes.

>>55874682
Nothing wrong with protein shakes as long as she's getting her vitamins from somewhere else.
Protein shakes are just cheap easy calories.

No stream Saturday. We'll have to watch one of the ID girls streams at 12am eastern to see Gura

>>55875219
That counts as a stream retard.

>>55870285
Yeah, it's a shame that one of the few Superchats she missed was hers. It was toward the end of the zatsu too. Not many were coming through and she missed it anyway

>>55874577
Why is shion cat well like

>>55870788
>Asian
Why are all these Gura cosplayers Asian? Gura is white

>>55874577
You're an awful dirty slut, you know that?

>>55875336
>not streaming
>its a stream
no... its not, also Gura is lucky I love her enough to sit through fuckin Ollie, Ame, Towa, and Kobo

>>55870164
Show her panties

>>55873943
I have someone around that age too that messages me occasionally and they also seemed to have removed it cuz of my warnings.

>>55875433
Oyasame

>>55875433
goob morning

>>55871399
photoshopped

>>55875438
i dont care about talking with kids or whatever im just scared I just gave some 14 year old girl a shark cunny addiction seeing as she was going like FULL autismo about sharks and took pretty heavy interest in Gura, it was pretty cute though

>>55875433
sleep tight buddy

>>55871889
She doesn't read compliments in chat. She usually reads the chats making fun if her. But not from me. I can't win whether I send a positive comment or a joking around comment. lol

>>55875433
Goobnite
>>55875524
How did she even find you? You in some shark Discord or something?

>>55875564
she was reading mostly grey comments tonight (i check)

>>55875823
>You in some shark Discord or something?
Minecraft discord and she just saw my handle was shark related

>>55875524
sharks are cool. if she does watch gura you probably indirectly gave her a smell fetish

The aspect of Gooba that wants to prove she can do things she isn't expected to (beat games, do math etc) is cute. I only wish I could hold her in my arms and encourage her through the tough times

>>55875983
oh nyo...

Tell me what makes my wife Gura so perfect.
I like when people praise my wife.

>>55874682
That's nothing. Several times Gura has sustained herself for over a week on a diet of nothing but my cum. I tried to get her to swallow something else but she's stubborn.

>>55875914
Yep. She reads lots of gray comments. More than member ones. And people say she hates grays lol

>>55876370
>More than member ones
literally not true.

people obsessessing over who and what are getting read are weird

off topic AF but any Pokemon autismos here?
I have a hacked switch and was wondering if anyone has played any of the mods for BDSP, Arceus, or SV and if they are worth playing.
Need something to do for the next few days that I can play handheld

>>55875433
Goobnight... tonight I canceled the last membership I had to a small corpo chuuba I watched while Gura was on hiatus. I feel so ashamed I ever sought other girls in her absence. I'm sorry, Goob.

>>55876465
Gura does a great job at reading a wide variety of chats from a wide variety of chatters. It's actually something I've always been impressed with about her, especially considering her chat is faster than any other EN member. She also has really good banter with chat.

>>55876566
Whore

Go to sleep.

>>55876729
Will in about 6-7 hours.

>Haha chumbud! Punch punch punch! Chumba, why are you sad? Chumbuddy!
God, the Papa's Freezeria stream is such a goldmine.

>>55876597
>She also has really good banter with chat.
She always have good banter with cute, especially cute banter

>>55876839
soundpost soundpost soundpost
>>55876729
what's the point. there isn't any gura for hours and hours

>>55876729
Can't. Still at work making dollars doing nothing.

>>55877925
M

>>55877925
M

>>55877925
M

>>55877925
M
God I love her so much, I really do...

>>55877925
M

>>55877925
M I kiss my daki

If I ever got to meet Gura I would y-you too her so hard, making me cringe just thinking about it.

>>55877925
MMMM

>>55877925
M+RT

>>55878800
It's too bad that none of the anons that did meet and greet her aren't telling their story. I know some of you are posting here.

this but gooba instead

>>55877925
M

I’m pretty sure Myth will go back to Japan for their anniversary. So we should get another dry period at the end of august but October should be fine to get a good Halloween month

>>55877925
M

done watching VOD, gura is so cute
really love today stream

>>55879669
Gura is getting more used to Japan with every trip. By 2024 she'll be comfortable enough to stream if not sooner.

Finally caved in and played Holocure. P fun can see why goobs is addicted. Isn't this shit made in gamemaker?
Kay should release it for linux, it's like one fucking button to press on the IDE. Using Proton blows.

>>55870659
>sweeping generalizations
like op is a faggot? its almost always true
there are plenty stereotypes that are correct 95-99% of the time

>>55871740
jelqing in my goon cave, gonna buy some brews soon and watch anime

dino gura is watching you masturbate

I love Gura more than anything!

>>55879669
One of the girls said that there is not going to be 3D stream for the Myth anniversary, because of the retarded studio delays

Be honest, how did you think 2023 would turn out at the start of the year? Personally, I was patient and hopeful that Gura would return to form sooner or later but it was getting a bit tough around spring.

>>55880499
hot
she should join me instead

>>55880726

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuO0HMa8kiQ&t=11123
gura farted then looked at chat to see if anybody heard it, nobody commented on it and proceeded as if nothing happened

>>55881194
Yup I'm going to goom.

>>55881194
fart shart

>>55881194
I think that was a mouth noise.

>>55881194
sounded more like a mouth noise but funny anyway, kek

>>55881194
ok but listen to this
https://youtu.be/VuO0HMa8kiQ?t=11810

>>55877925
M

Finally back from the factory, wife stream made the night so much better. Comfy even.

gura keeps thinking about twitter spacing without actually doing it. she's just like me

Gura won in life.

>>55881194
Sure I'll choose to believe it.

>>55882854
So did I, since im married to her

>>55882854

Got back from Comiket. Big fan of the goob.

>>55882870
Unfortunately you can't be married to her as I already am.

>>55882892
based

>>55882892
I need

>>55882892
Based

*farts*

>>55883104