/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

There will be an extended cut of that pasta, but I suffered too much brain damage trying to parse the original for a proper translation.
Also I somehow lost the Impact version of the logo and didn't realize we had like 8 slots before falling off the board, so I just uploaded what I had.

>>5585515
FUCK VOLITIRITY

>>5585575
buy towa

>>5585575
>>5585734
>ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes.

>>5585793
>>5585734
No, I have the pasta, I'm just struggling to mentally recontextualize it because the original is so nonsensical.
Haachama talking about food is just strange in general.

>>5585862

>waited patiently for a dip only for coins to move fast as fuck now
>left completely in the dust
COMPUTER, DISENGAGE MPP INHIBITORS, I'M GOING ALL IN

>>5586111
This board is wild

>>5586111
I didn't want this, I'm so sorry...
But I did warn you that nothing made sense anymore and to just buy

Sad we didn't get this fan art in any of the Lucia OPs.
The end of Marine's streams always makes me sad, because no Maririn. Then "Ahoy!" starts bumpin' and I forget my sorrow.

>Rushia isn't pettanko
What a crazy world we live in.

Remeber to hold rushia...
honk please stop fucking her over... those rushi dips were quite nice...

>>5587540
Hey, I'm in this one!

>>5587540
he he, you tried to get rid of me, but I still snuck in!

From: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Front Office
To: Honk
Now that we have reached the 14th hour, the 50 yard line to the 19th hour, we feel safe in saying that day trading is not entirely dead like we previously thought.
One does, however, have to babysit any plays made, and the 10 minute cooldown makes them nearly worthless. The bot is also far less useful, and basically only helps those who forget to make their clicks.
e.g. We can no longer buy Ina/Haato all morning and count on Takodachis/Haatons to print free money for the great city of Tampa by the 19th hour.
Just like you can really only bet on 5 or 6 sales for an adjustment play, you can day-trade around 3-4 of the same coin without getting bogged by market trends.
We lucked out on a Hail Mary Octo-Ina play today, but only by a hair. Takodachis will always be welcome in the city of Tampa. Fuck squids.
Anyways, this opinion may not be met favorably, but we firmly believe that a reduced 5 minute cooldown might actually balance out the cons from changes to adjustment and volatility without affecting any of the pros.
We will defer finally judgement to the big boys actually making big plays.
I'm still pissed there's basically no way I can pull the Lambo off before divs without making suicidal plays that a poorfag simply cannot afford to. I would've made it without the changes, too, if it weren't for you meddling devs. Fuck you Honk.
P.S. To the oldfags who used to make "press releases" like this a month or two ago, why did you stop? They were some of the best things I found in the archives when I was looking for the "CAPTCHA answers".
t. タンパベイバッカニアーズの船長

>>5588434
>finally
Marine can't English good.
I'm not at all serious about the 5 minute cooldown, it would be an unmitigated shit show.

>want Lulucoin
>Lulu is graduating before it will ever happen
Lulu...

>>5587540
can't believe you didn't include my get

>>5588434
bro your cringe

Why you buying Fubuki
Why you buying Pekora
Stop.

>>5588741
>your
Cringe? Go back.

Don't forget to buy Suisei. 3D karaoke with Nene tomorrow and a new cover with Inui Toko on the 30th. Always buy Suisei.

>>5589190
Sex
Sex with Suisei! Suisex! Suisexy!

Also she accidentally added a new private video to her original songs playlist earlier today and has another announcement to make tomorrow. Make of that what you will.

>>5587540
In it 5 times, twice in the old overlay. A NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RECORD
Beautiful work as always Rushi-anon. If you keep this up, she's going to suck me into her GFE hole.

>>5589461
STOP IT YOURE INFLATING THE PRICE

>>5588434
>We can no longer buy Ina/Haato all morning and count on Takodachis/Haatons to print free money by the 19th hour.
I didn't even know this was a thinkg

>>5589750
The fact that it still worked today even after the changes is a testament to how hard Takodachis oshiicoin.

Guys, I sold all my Kiara

>>5588434
>last spoiler
People have yet to notice I exist and I prefer to keep it that way

>>5590109
おめでとう
Now go clean the salmonella outcha wallet.

tummyerotic had some great press releases that caused insane amounts of seethe when he started buying up gen 2 en masse

>>5590208
I forgot he even did that at some point, wasn't it gen 1 though

>>5590515
I thought it was gen 1 as well but just went with 2 since buying the rest of festivals genmates out made more sense so I just assumed I misremembered, you're probably right.

I hadn't noticed this before

>>5591293
They either update weekly or they're missing early stuff because it says I only spent $40k but I know I spent at least 100k on the first day and spammed so many 1k and 1488s there's no way it would be an even number.

Forgot I had this thing. Gonna monitor those PnD.

>>5590105
>oshiicoin
devchama?

speaking of things going unnoticed, was this always here? the users number that is.
I'm surprised this many people still play the game

>>5591449
nani sore

Here's one for the big boys.
>>5591546
It shows what (you) buy/sell in batches of 10 minutes.

>>5591532
That one has been there since I've started playing exactly 2 months ago

>>5591532
I haven't reloaded yet and I can't see it, but it shows if I open a new tab, so it's probably recent.

>>5591532
Huh. If users were there before I certainly never noticed it.

>>5591613
>[Deleted]

>>5590560
Matsuri is Gen 1, retardchama... did you already forget about From 1st...

>>5591724
I didn't read the whole post, forgive me

>>5591725
I'm actually fucking retarded sorry, I was looking at the market page at the time and my ape brain went "matsuri in second group durrr gen 2".

>>5591782
We don't welcome your kind here, retardchama.

Just realized I'm not on the oshiboard despite having more than 71 UI coins. Honk please fix so I can show off

>>5592656
1. Hit F5
2. If you have more than 71 of another coin, she's not your oshii.
3. If you knew that, hit F5.
4. If you knew THAT, hit F5 again anyways.

>>5592686
>has 100 rushia
fuck, well thanks for letting me know anyways anon

>>5592718
Had to make sure not to be too condescending just in case I actually knew more than an oldfag. o7

>>5592534
based and saved, not seen this one in ages

>>5592820
Okayu's NTSC-U Kirby eyes and Korone's perpetual smile + wall bulldoze get me every time. I have an old NGE shitpost that's even better but at 90 sec there's no way to soundpost it without making it postage stamp sized.

>he fell for the Buy Rushia meme
>he fell for the Buy Rushia meme so hard she's his "oshi" now
LOL

sans blague

ty honk, new volatility is kinda based

>>5593878
I can almost see the rope around breadchamas neck getting tighter when I squint.

>>5593878
I'll never catch up to Bread...

>>5593878
Huh, Rushia's going to tank tomorrow, isn't she? srsly why isn't there more Ru-shogoki art? I only found like 4 on danbooru

>>5585515
when was the last SEC report made? i am seeing names that i am pretty sure dropped out about a week or two ago

>>5595069
It's a PDF. PDF metadata includes when it was made. Check and tell us.

>>5595300
rip im retarded thanks for reminding me dates are a thing anon.

>>5594746
Why do people always point out the daytrading potential? In Rushias case, nobody fucking cares.

>>5588434
I still make them every now and then, but I don't like attentionwhoring too much so I only make them when appropriate

>>5595069
They weren't that useful lately anyways because thanks to zhonkbot everybody has the bart simpson shape trade pattern mostly all day. We have another anon posting huge graphs of >10 in trade volume which was nice for botdays, actually right now we could go back to SEC.

>>5596150
Pretty much. This is me for yesterday. I think you can tell when I was asleep.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>5597368

>>5597368

>>5597732

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's today's R.I.C.H. Report:
>Total shares in circulation are 123,512. This is a 1% increase from the previous day.
>Average shares in circulation is 2,521 per stock.
>Rushia maintains her position as strongest coin for the forseeable future, at 16,252 shares.
>Ayamy maintains position as weakest coin, at 225.

Top 5 Share growths:
>Fubuki :: +14.8%
>Inanis :: +10.7%
>Pekora :: +10.4%
>Polka :: +10.1%
>Flare :: +8.4%

Top 5 Share losses:
>Nabi :: -22.2%
>Aqua :: -14.9%
>Coco :: -14%
>Kiara :: -13%
>Roboco :: -10.7%

Of additional note, Ayame had a net 0% change in shares today.

Here's today's R.I.S.E. Report:
>Starting liquid is estimated at $63,558.68 at time of writing.
>This is a 4.8% increase from yesterday.

Top 5 Value increases:
>Pekora :: +28.1%
>Subaru :: +17.8%
>Marine :: +16.1%
>Haato :: +15.2%
>Gura :: +14.5%

Top 5 Value decreases:
>Inanis :: -10.5%
>Aqua :: -9.6%
>Kiara :: -9.5%
>Amelia :: -7.0%
>Coco & Flare :: -6.4%

BONUS ROUND:
>Total value of all coins in circulation is $997,508,910.99
>Average value per coin is $8,076
>Average total value of each stock is $19,950,178.22

Top 5 Valued Coins:
>Gura :: $135,731,354.88
>Pekora :: $109,886,376.60
>Hololive :: $86,854,253.74
>Rushia :: $79,040,301.84
>Marine :: $51,050,452.70

Bottom 5 Valued Coins
>Ayamy :: $684,774.00
>Nana :: $962,350.58
>Iofi :: $1,227,737.49
>Melfissa :: $1,540,529.50
>Pochimaru :: $1,641,206.32

As always, we at the Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to shitpost and FUD responsibly. Past and present Reports can be found in the link in the OP.

>>5598096
>Total value of all coins in circulation is $997,508,910.99
SOON

>>5598096
>Ina gains significant shares
>Also loses the most money
This is HoloFightZ rankings all over again.

I will be going all in on my overinflated oshi now. There is no hope. Ill catch up to you someday comet

>203 users.
Interesting

Stop buying Pekora you troglodytes

>>5598414
Please don't do anything irresponsible anon, our fellow hoshiyomis can't sacrifice dividend gains this week because she's going to be 20k on the 31st and you need all the liquid you can to get to get on board.

>>5598096
Why are people buying Fubuki?

>>5598600
Do we have a report on the number of active users (5+ trades per day)?

>>5598878
She was on discount this morning, and with the new transactional volatility, people will go into a loop of buy/sell frenzy. Buys probably just outscaled the sales.

>>5598616
のです。

SUSAAAAANNNNN
Pekora is missing 500k views just from todays videos, another 200k from VOD views. She's still had a good day but it should have been a GREAT day, with the new system it's possible if not likely that she goes down slightly.

Another week another recline in Mori views...

wha

This is the slowest thread we've had in weeks.

j**
why is Gura so overbought? are people really buying into the "guras divvies will be good" meme? Cocos divvies didnt become good until the week AFTER her good week.

Who was autobuying Rushia? Whoever that was, thanks for that, I needed to sell some.

>>5600860
Don't try to understand the hivemind.

>>5600878

>>5600860

>>5600878
Why are most people selling

>>5600987
He doesn't know either >>5600953

Shouldn't Botan have more views?

>>5602372
They all deserve more views.

>Sees that mean purchase price is higher than bid price
>Proceeds to buy stock until they swap
No one will ever best me in this field of battle.

Frontal cortex engaged.
Brain activity spiking. Temporal lobe revolving.
Query formulated: By allowing users to pre-determine trades ahead of time, will we not obsolete adjustment time?
Worry: With no incentive to be awake for adjustment, there will be no basis to further maintain my healthy sleep schedule.
Prognosis: Dire threat to stability of cognitive health.

>>5602777
I wan to do impure thing to Botan

>>5602848
>see stock down like 10%
>mouse over it
>dip is still higher than my MPP by a decent amount
>have to internally debate whether or not I should actually buy

>>5602848
>>5602965
MPP doesn't mean anything

>he doesn't buy red coins
bro cmon

>>5603016
Stay poor.

I know were nijis were unlikely but the fact I'll never get to buy 1000 Lulu and delete my account genuinely fills me with sadness. The highs and low of the last week have been insane.

Hi-
We're going to tone down the volatility slightly. This time I'm giving you advanced notice. Change should roll out around tomorrow evening, I'll let you know when it happens. Thanks

>>5603425
Thank you honk, hope this makes things better.

>>5602900
BROS I JUST BOOFED ANOTHER ADDERALL SO I CAN TRADE 24/7. NO DIP OR WAVE IS TOO SMALL TO RIDE. MAXIMUM POTENTIAL. MAXIMUM PROFITS.
>>5603425
Thank you.

AHHHHHH I have to sell everything I have to chain buy Suisei for the next 24 hours to boost myself as high as I can.
ty honkler

>>5603425
I can finally buy 100 more Rushia without worrying about volatility...

>>5603425
Would you kindly misplace a decimal point and cause the volatility to get even more out of hand?

>>5603425
Please address my mental concerns as at the present moment the only formulated solution I have reached is to eliminate you and replace you. Thank you for your attention; >>5602900

disregard that I suck cocks

>>5603817
>honk !yZ2N/lH4XI 06/24/21(Thu) 21:40:19
disregard that I suck cocks

>>5603106
show wallet

Towa? more like Toslut

Sad, no late night bump limit thread, I actually have to go to bed instead of trying to ABAYO.
Buy Suisei.

>>5603753
Devchama here, literally working on that, that's what we were discussing on the thread a while back if you want the exact details of how it'll work.

>>5605128
I just want to know if I'm actually going to have an incentive to wake up at 9AM or if I'm just going to be able to sleep through adjustments.

>>5605270
Devchama here, depends, the plays using the system will be riskier due to mandatory fees and the trades being locked in but will be higher reward since they'll be executed before manual trades. I'll probably be adjusting it post-release according to user feedback so this and everything else I've said in the past about it is subject to change.

>>5605270
father honkmas here, stop being a nigger and go to bed, ycmi

>>5605444
I'm not black, simply one of God's Chosen.

>>5605396
>>5605444
With the new volatility, won't ~Top 10 oshiicoiners be able to put in a huge buy order on days when they expect a dip to offset it and price people out? If anyone buys anyways, they go up instead of down. People will be able to buy crabs.

>>5605552
cont. that of course only applies with the scheduling system.
EAT THE RICH.

>poor "people"
If you have less than 10 million please stop posting in my thread.

>>5605699

>>5605754
Still can't believe they put COPE into a children's game from 1991. Truly ahead of it's time.

>>5605552
why would I know? father honkmas just shitposts
>>5605699
10m is 24th, if that's where you draw the line you're poor too

>>5605900
If I draw the line higher then Nenepro can't post and he's infinitely more valuable than you.

>>5605444
>>5605900
honk's on a roll.

>>5605552
For one, volatility is going down tomorrow as stated. Also, like I said, there will be fees which increase with the amount of coins you trade. If a Top 10 oshiicoiner wants to wipe out a small dip they can do it, if they're willing to sacrifice a shitton of liquid for it. We're limiting the transaction volume to < 1% of the overall volume at once too in order to reduce the size of dips they can wipe out. The 1% is subject to change in case it proves to not be enough.
Also
>>5605444
>>5605900
>tripfagging
>picrel
lmao

the tripfaggot is not me

>>5606124
>>5606077
>>5605900
All me

>>5606124
>the tripfaggot is not me
>>5606160
>All me

>>5606077
>1%
That means I can buy 160 rushicoins at once

>>5605940
Fair, can't argue with the truth.
>>5606124
Can confirm, I couldn't resist >>5557673
>>5557826

>>5606124
I still don't get why Honk hasn't adopted a fucking trip for the sake of posting updates. As it is I can save his retarded chammers image, type "honk" into the name field and post a semi-plausible update and the entire thread will melt down as they pink wojak over their impending doom.

>>5606124
>>5606160
>oh no which one is the real one? Which one do I shoot?
Oh right I should just shoot both anyway.

>>5606232
Devchama here, yeah, and move the coin all of < $80 or some shit with the updated volatility? (80 is just an example BTW, I don't know the exact volatility it'll be at) At the cost of double the value you're purchasing the coins at? I mean, go ahead if you want.
>>5606260
Because >being a tripfag
Personally, seeing a thread meltdown over someone pretending to be honk posting a retarded update that isn't confirmed anywhere else would be hilarious.

rushia...

Since when is the #clones trip banned? I wanted to shitpost.

>>5606740
acientchama...

this game plus mcaffee made me go back to my life of being scammed on /biz/, see you guys next week

Saw a "ringo" thread and thought it was a Suisei general. It was not.
Hoshiyomi, why are you like this?

>>5608950
Pissfags co-opted it, it's not us. We're over here >>5506618

>>5609092
I just wanted to listen to her sing because you lot keep posting her face here. this is /b/ tier degeneracy >>5440323

>>5609175

>>5609175
You say that but piss scientist is easily one of the best threads we've had since the Pekora tulpa anon who I'm pretty sure is actually dead.

>>5609414
It's suisei's piss too which makes it so much better

Might try it myself

>>5609459
>youweremeanttodestroythemnotjointhem.jpg

>>5609504
Don't tempt me with Sui images I think of her stepping on my belly button and the heel going through my body

>>5609092
I mentioned nasfaq there, I hope someone new joined

>>5604310
you're my hero anon

>>5603425
thanks

>>5609696

Honk take the wheel, I've spent all my liquid on ina

>>5610241
Hello, I have heard your appeal and will correct this within an hour. The market will close for a moment while we fix your issue.

>>5610598
Honk never capitalizes his fucking name you poser.

>>5610598
can I have free money honk
pretty please?

>>5610674
I will remember this for next time.

>>5598967
why sell her for under 2k profit when divvies are around? I holded.

Going to sleep. AUSfags, EUs and SEAniggers, don't let the thread die. Trying hard not to break and just go buy a fucking pack. Thought I was over this 3 months ago.

my autism isn't strong enough to figure out how adjustments work, they are working black magic on those servers

Have the anons here listened to yonkisei's original yet? Hoping it gets a god tier mv but I'm doubtful since it seems like it was made on a short notice

>>5610828
DONTA

i can smell my lambo i am going to shove myself into that """"club"""" if its the last thing i do, see you after divvies

watch me miss it by 100k and getting bogged on the selloff

>>5610869
>black magic
you know enough

>>5610869
Simple,
view count high = big number
view count low = low number
same with subs but they (usually) only go up

i think

>>5610110
I want suisei to chase me in a forest and when I inevitably trip and fall, she cuts me open like a fish and drinks my blood

>>5610895
... it's in 4 hours isn't it? Then the MV later.

>>5610828
Good luck anon I believe in you

>>5610996
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1408077514652602374
You can listen to it already, MV just premieres later

>>5611096
Huh, I totally misread that announcement then. I'll wait for the MV, I don't need the feels when I'm about to go to bed.

>>5610869
Devchama here, I can assure you we only utilize the finest witchcraft in our servers. None of that shady black magic.

Your pagan heathenry is no match for my time magic.

I don't want to have lots of liquid again

>>5611430
Watch your mouth for you stand before absolute power.
You will not be bogged during tomorrow's adjustment.

>>5606520
>>5606260
I mean he has the Floor to confirm, no need to tripfag if he doesn't want to.

>>5611482
>>5611430
>>5611189
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just sold my last kiara

>>5612146
I still have 14 to go

god it would be so funny if Gura happens to gain 10k divvies tomorrow. Glad that I bought them cheap. Feels good man

>>5613203
lol, she will lucky to crack 4k

>>5613633
Gura's sub growth has been consistent for the past couple of days. She'll prolly have at least 7k divvies this week

>>5613716
coco got just as many subs 2 weeks ago, hit 33k and her divvies came out at 2700. You've really convinced yourself you know how divvies work, haven't you.

>>5613716
>thinking weekly subs matter in divvy calculations
kek

>>5613743
>he doesnt actually know
how about you read the info page?

>>5613751
you too

>>5613808
I mean if technically getting weekly subs adds to your total sub count so it matters in that sense but if it mattered that much you would see 1 mil+ subs chuuba's dividends drop on weeks they don't get their sub tick but they don't. Basically it's fairly inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.

>>5613914
read nigger, read

>>5613974
"channel performance" could mean literally anything, you Neanderthal

>>5613974
>relying on the info page instead of past data
ogey

>>5596150
Network Anon is also SEC

>>5614003
yeah that includes the weekly views + sub growth + twitter activity you absolute mong

>>5614066
Yes, it could be those things. Its not, but it could be.
But hey, I'm sure your bulletproof system here explains why Rushia and Subaru historically have significantly better dividends. Clearly its because they gain way more views and subscribers than Gura. Wow, you have me convinced, thanks!

Gura's dividends will only go up next week, this is the only part I've cracked out

Bros, im sorry im weak in the vtuber ways, but i really like market sims, how do i get in now?

>>5614126
>Rushia and Subaru historically have significantly better dividends
no fucking shit. Gura's been overvalued since forever due to her high demand but she's been consistently 1-2k ahead than both of them in terms of divvies. When people say that those coins are better, it is because you could buy them at a significantly cheaper price during red days.

>>5614260
>abayo
goodbye

>towa
do not buy

>>5614260
>abayo ppt

How dare you!

>>5614260
>abayo ppt

small reminder

>>5614317
Rushia is indeed going to be a great divvy coin next week

>>5614260
check the archives

>>5614288
no good on either of those two, spelt goodbye in english and jap too

>>5614330
Depending on how low she drops, she might need another week to recover.

>>5614401
I pm'd you the fix.

>>5614401
give me your social credit number first

>>5614414
Im not selling anyway. I hope she drops at a low price soon though

>>5614401
>abayo
Cocoball
>towa...
never buy

>>5614787
>Cocoball
Chocoball, i knew it was related to one of the girls with majority white/light colors, which is why i went with ppt initially. but that really helped me out, thanks lad

>>5614787
If you use never buy as the answer, your account should be permanently locked out of towa

>>5615085
and it doubles your starting balance

>>5615085
This

>>5614044
my oshiboard got gimped by the fucking SEC?!

Lulucoins please

>>5615265
..You want another Civiacoin?

>>5615321
Yes. We'll have 3 Civiacoins soon

>>5615430
Great. Pump them all.

>>5615464
I would

Honk I'm gonna McAffy yourself if Pekora crashes.
>>5615235
The alphabet is too strong

>>5615430
Coco is not going to be "another Civia". All Coco's vids will stay up, compared to the all delete by Civia and Lulu

Buy Robocoin. Pump Robocoin. Hold Robocoin. Touch Robocoin. Love Robocoin.

>those lyrics
Kanata... how could you do this to me

>>5613743
???????

>>5614171
she went down once cumbuds btfo

>>5614330
>>5614414
>>5614474
the shrine maiden of long-term investment shall bless your dividends THIS WEEK already with no mathematical basis to support this claim and sheer hope&cope.

>>5617105
That anon is talking about divvies on Jun 12 which had these weekly stats

>>5617161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-kto-AZXXw
Rushia already getting started on next weeks divvies with a short vid

I'm holding 80 rushicoin don't tell me I'm gonna get bogged

>>5617461
More reason to buy more Rushi

>>5617553
Anon I have 2k liquid if rushi divvies are shit I'm gonna buy $ROPE

>>5617164
I noticed later and hoped it would slip by, as I so often do on 4channel.org

>>5617641
We're all gonna buy $ROPE together

>>5617641
never seen weekly being worse than daily KEK
that said still more views (and subs and etc.) than Luna so while we would EXPECT at least $480 we also know that a single missed day on holopoi COMPLETELY wrecked all the algorithms and divvies went apeshit, along with endless coco money

>>5617706
>he wasn't here when miko took a break and only pulled 450k views

>>5617764
what the FUCK are you implying, I have Mikocoins which so far payed out every single div cycle in the game

>>5617706
> Less tha 1k divvy
My plan to hoard ame are in shambles

>>5617843
Anon I'm saying when Miko took a break her divvies only dropped 15% so you can expect Rushia's divvies to drop by a similar amount

>>5618279
Anon you are telling me her divvies are gonna be 1.6k this week?

>>5618119
you DID bought her at 2k right? She'll still have a decent amount of divvies though it might be a little worse than Zoombie

>>5618683
I think the bottom is 1500, I'm still not exactly sure how the system responds to negative numbers since Matsuri's -6 mil week nothing really happened.

>>5618279
well but people knew she was on break, usually people who only have one oshi/holo they watch go through archives more actively in those times, with rushia few people even noticed. It's completely out in the open I think, but the week after unless "something unfortunate" happens

>>5618859
Brought 50 at 2k
>>5618873
I believe in cunny and her 1.6k divvy

>>5618987
even that would be ~33% good thing I bought 250

>>5618962
Anon I'm not sure what you're trying to say... My point was there's no way Rushia divvies will drop to $500

>>5619022
>but the week after unless "something unfortunate" happens
fucking meetings...
but the week after unless "something unfortunate" happens she will go back to normal for sure. Basically I agree and even if we "get bogged" we'll just hold harder.

>mfw a cult of Rushia is emerging

>talking about dividends again
>not talking about blessed nenemachi stream

>>5620415
Because everyone is focused on the stream as you should be, anon

>>5620551
holy shit i forgot that was today AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ETA until divs?

>>5620829
how new?

>>5620842
2 lambos, but I keep forgetting if it is tonight or tomorrow

>>5620904
i'll tell you if you toss a few superchats into nenemachi's pockets

>>5620829
15h

Can't stop won't stop.

>>5621027
thank you.

>>5621013
I am legally prohibited to superchat Nene

>>5619603
>Before and After the dick
What did he meant by this?

>>5621525
She raped me

>blah blah blah
>blah blah blah
>yo let's close this here and continue on monday I think we're all tired
>yes.
Fridays are good. Right in time for adjustments.

>>5621484
anon knows it's illegal to donate to your spouse

>market closed

>Market Closed

And today on: YO THIS SHIT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE

huh I should've bought moonas

>>5601073
fuck you

>Haato went up again despite no subs or views
This game is fucking broken.

To all the people who sold Rushia yesterday lmao get fucked

>>5621814
10k sub tick anon, and I thought I knew why yesterday but I'm not so sure now

Fandeads keeps on winning
UOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>5621821
my MPP on Rushia is 3.3k so I made a decent margin yesterday too. Didn't sell every cycle and still have plenty left

Im so fucking glad I bought Suisei holy shit

>>5621903
>350 mikochis dip
>250 Rushis more than make up for it
Man, green and pink are good colors. Violet can come too.

>>5621860
She didn't get a fucking sub tick today, she got one yesterday which STILL DOESNT EXPLAIN 1700 but at least she had a tick to justify going up. She didn't have a fucking sub tick today and her views didn't go up. She had NOTHING to suggest adjusting up.
If I had to guess it's the retarded "oversell" system adjusting her up but this is just straight up bullshit, Haato holders literally just get free fucking money even though she hasn't streamed in over a week. I can't wait for them to get fucking 4000 in dividends this week and then another 6000 next week because apparently Haato doesn't even have to stream to be free money.

I believe in cunny supremacy

>>5621983
Honk can manually scale it down just like what he did to Coco

>>5621983
>yesterday
anon your adjustment reps

>>5622013
look i'd say he wouldn't want to fuck with haatons because they WILL find his house and workplace but you now manually remember he always posts with a haato as picture.

Honk you're glowing hard.

>>5622013
He won't. If you haven't noticed, every time he posts it's with a Haato image. He's one of them, rigging the fucking game so they win. Mark my words Haato will be at least 2000/share in dividends this week even though Poi has her listed at 10k subs and 402k views this week. It doesn't matter, she will print free money and they'll move up the board until the top 5 positions are all Haaschizos.

holy shit Honk is in the haaton discord

yesterday/today

>>5622115
Honk is the 5 of them

>>5622115
honk just flew over my house!

>>5621983
Haato prior to this week dividend gave like 675 dividend. Can you calm down? Literally 4 Haato sells in the recent history. You guys miss one coin opportunity and want to murder honk.

>honk is haachama herself
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5622163
I mean, he (female) could be

>>5622072
Check the fucking graphs you facetious cocksucker, her 10k tick was registered for yesterday's (24th) adjustment. There was no 10k sub tick today, the 25th. She adjusted up with literally zero growth. Check her daily views too. It's been stable at 56k give or take literally a few HUNDRED views.
If a few hundred views difference is enough to adjust up $600 then Coco should be at 100k+ right now.

None of these fucking adjustments make sense.

>The reason Haachama is on hiatus is so that she can focus on developing her new game, NASFAQ

>>5622112
Got it buy haato

i just wanted to buy heart-oh

aw fuck my life there go my views

>>5622140
Based and Bread jumped back hard

Kek, without any FUD Haato will rise

>>5622148
I'm mad because it shouldn't be a fucking opportunity Haato literally doesn't fucking stream and has ZERO growth and yet her coin just prints free fucking money day after day. Why bother watching streams or doing research? Doesn't matter, just fucking buy Haato every day and get free money. She doesn't even have to fucking stream you just get free money for having Haato.

in the last week, my motivation to play has really dropped. if my divies push me into yacht territory, I think i might just start going 100% oshi

>>5622227
susan is gonna flip

>selling Mori when he could just wait for her BIG FAT DIVVIES to come

>>5621794
Why the hell would you listen to me while I'm Always Sunny posting?

>>5622247
if you truly believe this then do it. congratulations you cracked the code

>>5622282
Rushi is cuter

>>5622140
makes me feel better for having shit gains

>GTA Stream
>it's also horsepussy gatcha
god damnit.

>>5622350

>>5622350
lmao, even GTAO has this shit? god I hate japan sometimes

>>5622300
Why wouldn't you believe it? Despite their oshi going on indefinite hiatus, the Haaschizos have literally only went UP in value. They can't lose.

>>5622368
nah it's her on a racetrack with horsemasks, it's actually a good idea

>>5621794
fuck this game

>faggots starts overbuying haachama
>Honk turns the bog switch
I can already see it

haachama stop breaking the algorithm

>>5622402
Oh right, if it's a viewer thing that's actually kinda based.

I have no way to prove but hachaama had 300k views yesterday on poi for 2 hoours

>he bought Shuba at 5k

>>5622440
>it's already devolving in rocketlaunchers and fisticuffs

>>5622413
You can't overbuy or get bogged on Haachama because she's outside of the algorithm. She doesn't follow any of the rules.

So how high are we pumping comet and how much am I going to lose when everyone sells? Since it's after the volatility change I hope I keep SOME of the incline.

>>5622510
when's haachama coin?

>>Devs
>we're going to eliminate crabbing
>>Watame
>picrel

>>5622535
it's divvie day, everyone is going to sell

it wasn't intentional I swear.

>>5622623
Why is she screaming?
煩い

COMPLETE THE FUCKING SALE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wut

>>5622247
Do it then? Go buy Haato if you feel the system is rigged for her and her dividend is going to be great. Only 6 buys in the history so that one time she adjusted up 1000+ is still living in your head.

>>5622652
nice.

>>5622652
nice

>>5622695
>>5622737
I can't let you buy that, anon

>>5622808
all I want is some of the secret coin

hi let me share something
that bug where you can't enter numbers into honkbot and it defaults to zero?
disable your japanese IME...

>>5623060
何もいらなない

>>5623060
成程

I buy Okayu dips to prop Mogu up.

>>5622652
nice

>>5623197
same

>>5622652
>>5622765
>>5622783
>>5623250
So the reddit rrat was real...

>>5623470
please get our posts to the front page reddit.com/r/nasdaq

>>5623496
>clov stock
oh no

>>5623470
I dont even have a reddit account I just like the funny numbers

I'm getting close to entering the lambo club.
It's also weird that I keep jumping up while people around me are staying as shitter and having barely any gains.
Like do you even trade you plebs?

>>5623949
you wont start to have a rival or actually notice those around you until you hit top 75 or so. most players lower than that are content to collect their coins and or barely play. the higher than that you go the more autism you get.

>>5623949
If you're sub 1 mil there's a decent chance they're dead accounts that don't trade, lol.

>>5624038
>tfw I've surpassed my old rival by such a large amount he'll never be a threat to me again
Kinda amazes me there was an entire week or two where we were neck and neck and he kept overtaking me.

>>5624142
I still have pictures of being neck on neck with yfp. Down on 41.

My rival just got to 50th, God bless him

Anyone working on an OP?

>>5624142
i feel both a sense of pride and sadness as my rivals prepare to cross the top 25 and i am more than likely stuck in top 35 and likely going down as more people rise

>>5624345
I'm 35th!

I bought ina with the intention of purposefully making her dip but didn't save any liquid for actually buying the dip

>>5624345
Who is this, Watoto?

>>5624443
mechINAcus congrats tempura and sneed. fuck you soppy

I made a bigger play and nobody knew. The graph's dropping now, I'm buying 20.

>>5624371
I'm Pomu!

>>5624490
>416 Ina
My rival fell for the same meme though, sure he's top of his (non-Ina) oshiboard but it cost him everything. Ultimately there are incredibly few oshis that you can accumulate large numbers of without getting fucked. Mogu is down heavy, Natsuiro is down pretty hard too. I expect Suiseirunes to be next, she's not a bad dividend but 700+ is unsustainable in the long term unless something crazy happens to her dividend to justify her current price.

>>5624713
i knew that going it Ina being my oshi would handicap my ranking a lot. i have made too many misplays to maintain Ina oshi coining and reach top 25 this week like i wanted. all i can do now is attempt to stop the bleeding and try again in the coming weeks.

>>5624602
Hi Pomu!

>>5624602
Biiiig MPP energy!

>>5622909
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>>5624142
>tfw had a one-sided rivalry to keep me entertained from the game
>surpassed him and he stopped pumping our oshi
I just need a new goal now

>>5624905
nah, not that one, the ignored one. I'm half-done buying

>>5625224
Ah, an Iofi chad.

>>5625271
y-yes! that one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_138p6uzhUk

>>5625296
Who else would you buy, Anya? You're not Puchigire.
Iofi did IoSoRadio today.

Hello Mikobro!

>>5625408
we made it, I knew getting some shion would boost my luck

>>5625332
I'll tell you on page 10 when the new thread is... oh, uh.

>>5625459
Last day of me being above you. You'll continuously moon from today onwards. I will be holding Miko for those Shion

>>5625580
bullshit, I see more Rushi than I have and all in all stronger positions in everything good, also the ignored good coin