/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56149679
>older woman
>28
He saved her eggs

>>56149679
>2view groomer

But in all seriousness - good job for him

>>56149679
I don’t want to marry my favorite vtuber? Half of the fun of vtubers is having a female companion that i can turn off when they start to get annoying, if i married my oshi, i wouldn’t be able to turn her off when i get bored

>>56149722
there's still hope

>>56149679
>marrying 3dpd
Ew

>>56149679
someday I will, maybe...

>>56149679
>Successfully grooming a hag
Based beyond belief

>>56149679
My oshi is already married.

>>56149801
That's the downside. The upside is that you would get to fuck her.

>>56150011
Yeah but she doesn’t look the same in real life so who cares about that either? If i fucked pekora in real life, it wouldn’t be like I was actually fucking pekora, it’d be like fucking a random japanese woman

imagine giving up 2d for 3d
absolutely disgusting

>>56150156
Just force her to cosplay the chuuba persona

the article
https://crazyforanimetrivia.com/man-married-his-favorite-vtuber/

>>56149973
>28
>Hag

>>56149679
I'm happy for them

>>56149679
He did it! He got his hag oshi! That's it, shows over, this man won at life.

>>56149679
I like nonconsensual sex

>>56150240
It's just not the same bro...

>>56149679
My favorite married her best friend

>/vt/ still believes any child born from parents in their 30s will come out as a hideous mutilated monstrosity
>/vt/ still have no idea how biology works
>/vt/ has a high crossover with /pol/
Hmmm naruhodo

I think I heard somewhere that young Koreans are ultra jelly about the Nordic welfare system. Not sure how true this is, but I shall now proceed to groom a Korean 2view.

>>56150413
Yeah, for 14 years

>>56149679
That I don't live in Japan yet. Once that is settled I will use my maxed ou luck stat to find her.

>>56149679
>What's your excuse?
i'm not a groomer nor a whale

>>56149973
These sad spastics think a 20 year old with a kid is a milf
They just throw around terms they dont understand

>>56150662
Sorry bro, but if she's over 13 it's a no from me.

>>56150662
Usually physical appearance doesn't change that much the older the mother but what does change is genetic issues like increased risk of autism and the increased risk of many many issues including premature birth and the effects that follow. etc
And the older they are the fewer eggs and the lesser the fertility and higher chance of things like miscarriage, so much more difficult.

>>56150413
28 is just about the lower end of a hag.

>>56149722
barely, her eggs are past their prime so their children are less likely to be super smart and resilient to diseases, but still in time to be average.

>>56150805
If you want to be technical.
An attractive woman that you want to have sex with, is a milf at practically any age, until they have grandchildren anyway.

>>56150662
>35 years old or older, your pregnancy could generally be considered "high-risk."

>>56149801
there is also the thing that you are supposed to like the persona not the one behind it.
2d>3d

>>56149679
I'm afraid of stepping on a landmine.

It's only possible if you are rich and she is a 2 view desperate poorfag that actually do not care about vtubing.

>>56149801
my oshi is my little sister so imagine how awkward that would be

Marriable holos:
Pregora (personal bias, she's my oshi)
Suisei
FWMC (both)
Nenechi (by default)
Possible considerations:
IRyS
Shion
Strong picks, if they were younger:
Luna
Marine
Okayu
Polka
Korone

Note that aside from Preggors, these rankings do not reflect how I feel about them as a streamer, just whether they seem marriage material or not.

>>56151317
If we're basing it solely on marriage material and nothing else, for me it's Sora-chan.
She'd be the best mother.