/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I thought /here/ was bad at taking the bait but this is next level
https://twitter.com/kawa_entertain/status/1693722752669093935/photo/1

3/4 in the jong tourney vs /mjg/!

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. Because I want to make her comfortable. Because I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I love Shiina!

Pippa love~!

Jonging while watching streams is incredibly comfy.

>>56633044
Cute

>>56633055
you're not fooling anyone, no you don't

PIPPA YOU ARE THE BEST

YOU BRIGHTEN THE LIFE OF SO MANY PEOPLE

PIPPA LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

https://puzzle.aggie.io/1fDub5

There's a non-zero chance Panko is vacationing in Albania. It seems they got a lot of Italian tourists this year, and given how hot this summer is she's returning to us nice and brown regardless of where she went. Basically there should be Panko with tanlines art is what I'm saying.

Now, let us watch Pippa embarrass herself with her basic tastes in front of Lisa.

Hello

>>56633192
If Pippa is so great why is there no Pippa 2?

>>56633044
Pretty picture

IT'S SNIFKIN SNIFFA AND CHUUUNIFUJI LISA!

Pipstream let's gooo

need another pippa collab.

>>56632967
>paying to have a job
lol

>Lisa asked Pippa for emergency preparedness advice
Cute

>>56633264
I want to fill filian.

>>56633229
Why Albania of all places?

>>56633264
what the fuck is that real

Lisa love

>>56633229
>Albania

>>56633264
This activates my almonds

Lisa sounds so happy

[Phase News] Lisa is now on the JongTrain

Jong arc never ends

Lisa, no! Not the jong!

>pippa hijacking Lisa's stream to play mahjong
Fuck

> watch any Phase Connect collab
>"Hey you want me to teach you how to play Mahjong?"

>pippa still shilling the jong

>>56633375
they both sound so happy

>jong
you know what you have to do
jong now

We're gonna have to put Pippa down, she spreading the jong virus on purpose to innocent sheep

>>56633312
>>56633343
Italy has history with albania

>>56632967
only $183 a month? no way.
even for small streamers thats pretty minor, and even if they're stuffing their pockets with merch and sponsor money(doubt.jpeg), thats till not much.

>>56633421

>>56633421
Hey kid, wanna smoke some crack?

>>56633439
Jiggle for me, whore!

>>56632967
>the steve albini of vtuber agencies

>>56633375
she gets to hang out with her friend :)

>>56633439
fucking fat!

>>56633260
Why are you height doxing me??

Who ever said no buttfucking in mahjong? We jongers buttfuck all the time. If you enjoy giving or receiving a good buttfucking please come jong with us!

>>56633428
people like to suffer with others instead of alone.

How much money does Pippa make each time she shills this game?

I wish I could have a comfy pippa lisa stream on twitch without the harines shitting up the chat. Only those subbed to pippa before 2022 should be able to chat on lisa's chat

>>56633491

>jong collab stream soon

>>56633517
I didn't say there was no buttfucking. I only said less buttfucking than BG3.

Local Jong addict tries to get cute sheep hooked

>>56633521
She does it for free

>>56633521
tree fiddy

the absolute state of Nails Connect

Lisa sounds suspiciously similar to Shiina

>>56633521
$1 for every 100 viewers she tells. She needs the money for more crowns and bridges

>>56633517
based 1han nyagger

>>56633554
I'm glad you knew I was responding to you despite not crossthreading it. Cheers!

>>56633312
Well for starters they have a lot of history with Albania, and in more current terms Albania is significantly cheaper than us (Croatia) or other Med countries that aren't North Africa. Our domestic news took note that there's been about 500k Italians visiting Albania this summer because of the prices, offers etc. Even Meloni went there. Tourism is serious business in these parts. Ergo, there's a non-zero chance Panko is visiting Albania.

It's all amusing to me in general terms because Panko and Kiara are the closest to me geographically and culturally. There's a non-zero chance my grandfather and Panko's (great?) grandfather shot at each other during WW2 or that someone of Kiara's did the same OR that someone of hers and mine served together in WW1.

>>56633521
Pippa's shilling mahjong to other EN vtubers so Phase can host an inter-agency jong tournament next year.

>>56633613
they look tasty I want to suck on them

Jongbros, we can't stop winning

>>56633613
Pippa would be like GOTTA CHECK FOR REFLECTIONS IN THE NAILS
OPS CHECK

>>56633521
>billions must jong

They are so cute together.

>>56633650
there's also a nonzero chance that panko is spending her vacation in my bedroom

They're gay for each other

how many people has Pippa tricked into jonging at this point

>>56633719
Yeah, me.

>>56632905
I need this deer to pee inside my mouth

>>56633719
They should kiss on stream right now.

How did Lisa even befriend pippa when she only gets bullied

>>56633717
Yes, nonzero as in √-1
imaginary

>>56633720
None because none of them actually play it; they just follow instructions and do random shit.

>>56633753
Why?

>>56633764
You should watch streams because it happened on stream.

>>56633766
yeah, i ...

>>56633811

TIME FOR MUSIC
LETS DANCE
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

>>56633764
theres a back and forth, pippa inevitably overextends herself and gets demolished

Oh fuck. Pippa will listen to my submission.

>>56633766
>>56633836
I hate both of you

Pippa ESL

>Pippa and Lisa at the club
Imagine

>>56633905

>>56633905
You just got mathed on by some fucking nerds, boy.

Lisa is adorable, why can't we have girls like that in Phase Connect

>>56633880
You better not have submitted scuff anon

Lisa wants to dance with Pippa.

>last week Lisa started crying saying "I miss my friends" when she watched a Pippa/Sleepy collab song
>this week, Pippa is on her music review stream
Pippa Love

>>56633613
They're beautiful. Thank you for sharing Lumi.

>>56633613
why do they look so shiny

>>56633963
Someone in my twitter timeline send her the clip even before it was posted here.

>>56633952
We will some day

not to numbernigger but where are all the capipis?

>>56633963
pippa is a good friend if you can actually get her to think of you as one.
the problem is in most cases that can be like trying to get past a wall made of titanium with nothing but a small hammer.

>>56634013
They are polished with the tears and cum of hundreds of gumis

This is a 10/10 song

>>56633963
How could anyone resist this sheep?

>>56634051
Pippa just thinks 99% of people suck, and she's right

>>56634048
don't complain niggy its comfy

>>56632905
fucking cute. fucking deer wife

>>56634123
Why would you watch or be a vtuber unless you think 99% of people suck

>>56634048
It's on someone else's channel and most of them don't follow Pippa closely enough to know this is happening. Most gumis don't even know Lumi has a YouTube channel.

>>56634048
Nigga it's a friend stream for lisa let her be comfy.

>>56634195
Anon, that comes after

>>56633517
Based.

>>56633719
*Lesbian
Bi

>>56634251
Shit I even forgot that Lisa streams on twitch occasionally.

>>56633880
Quick someone submit The Ripper

Lisa knows her banjos, get filtered yabbit

>>56634048
Lisa didn't want to get flooded with viewers after the last retard that schizo'd in her marros telling her she should "stop trying to fix pippa"

>>56634390
Submissions are closed until the next month or whenever she finishes the current list.

>>56634289
I'm going to start using 北𤼵𤼵中 to reply to BAU BAU across the board

>>56633554
I'm seriously considering changing the difficulty from tactician to explorer so I can push all my companions off a cliff and still finish the game
Maybe I'll just start my evil playthrough early

>>56634494
Call Airi, tell her it's an emergency

>>56634201

>>56634521
You fucking 北𤼵𤼵中

>>56634390
Stop, we're all sick of people doing it to frens that have already listened to it, do it to people with no idea who pippa is for a change

Pippa confirmed stinky bnnuy

>>56634521
Do it.

Is this doctored? Did Shiina's mom really text her? I thought Shiina was a horrible liar?

Stinky

>>56634577
Shut up 北𤼵𤼵中
Go back to Baidu

>>56633687
i mean she's not unjustified tho. The one time Sleepy posted a pic with a singular reflective surface (the button of something i forgor) you could see she's blonde wearing a skull face mask

>>56634390
Pretty sure somebody already did that when it released

STINKY IS AN ENDEARING TERM

HEY STINKY!!!!

>>56634635
CHINKS OUT!!!!!!

>>56634629
God I love this pic.

>>56634620
>going as far to post the actual texts
She really needs to stop browsing /here/

>>56634620
>Shiina was getting mid-game coaching
>still got destroyed by tsumowolf
roru. rorumaou

>when she calls you stinky

>>56634620
>cheated
>still lost
lmao

>>56634620
Shit photoshop. The gaps between messages are so different

>>56634122

>>56633764
Lisa wants to fix pippa and pippa is too autistic to realize.
Its probably why they haven't collabed in forever.

>>56634620
kinda cute ngl.

>>56634700
is that the guy from phantom dust?

>>56634521
Based.

>>56634700
it's the second time pippa yells at fucking freezorg I can't take it I NEED the rabbit to scold ME.

>>56634740
Are you making a joke? Are you a jokester?

>>56634048
Sorry, I had to go grocery shopping and get home from work

>>56634764
oh sorry, it must be the guy from shenmue or something

>>56634701
If you wait more than X minutes between messages they show as new bubbles, otherwise they get squished

>>56634799
GET FUCKED LOSERS, I EVEN GOT DUBS

>>56634838
A likely story cuckie. There's always an excuse isn't there?

man, this shit wack

>>56634903
oh hey cuckles, not using the trip anymore?

>>56634852
>Nasa senpai
So which Invader/Gentoo are you?

>>56634852
>impregnate
>senpai
RED ALERT
FEMBOY AMONG TALENTS

[Pippa News] Pippa has bad taste in music

>[character] playlist
I'm sorry Pippa, that is an extremely tumblresque thing to do.

I got up for literally 10 seconds and Pippa is talking about some cosplayer shooting someone at a party for lulz?
what?

>>56634852
Post skin color.

>>56635015
Name ten (10) things Pippa has good taste in.

Pippa and Lisa are cute

Pippa is tumblrcore confirmed.

>>56635015
Absolutely true. But that was well known already.

>>56635044
Pfft.
Lia talked about it on stream one year ago

I want to hug_ Lisa

>>56635030
Night Drive with Ryan Gosling | Chill Synthwave playlist
Found it in a VRChat world. thank me later

i miss dizzy dizzy dokuro...
doki doki dokuro...

>>56635067
animals
mmos
plushies
...
that's it I guess

god I hate whiny music so much

>>56634964
>>56635009
Talents don't come here

Women are literally children.

>>56635097
pankophile.....

>Lisa and Lia watch the same baby veggie vids
THEY ARE

[Phase News] Pippa doesn't like vegetables.

>>56635215
>He doesn't know

>>56635179
garbage taste, never come to lisa's stream again

>>56635221
>THEY ARE
Women?

>>56635215
I'm pretty sure a few of them spend more time here than they do on the PC Discord

>>56635219
Yes, and?

>>56635286
Yeah me

[Lisa News] Lisa listens to sad boy music while watching children's cartoons and eating happy meals

>>56635263
I hope whiny, faggot musicians are the first real AI casualty.

>>56635215
d'awww, cute little newfaggot.

>>56634964
My bet is Gen 3

>>56634620
God I want to Ron_ her mom and sister so bad. Get all four of us together and I'd Jong them all night. then fuck em

>>56635354
she's just like me

I missed these cute bitches together

>>56634620
>card
Yeah this is fake

Pippa's such a fucking nerd

>>56635219
uoh

bratty rabbit

>Pippa is a picky eater
Ok, Im really scared how similar we are wtf please stop Pippa....

>>56635163
>mmos
A trash genre. That's like having good taste in soccer teams.

>>56635549
I'm sure you'll both graduate to adult food one day.

>>56635493
GALE NO

>>56635493
>even the NPCs trust
It's time for /pcg/ to open their hearts to the lemon woman

>>56635559
I agree. But if you wanted to play a mmo for some reason pippa probably could recommend a good one

>>56635493
It's over for that NPC

>>56635586
>eating sad food
No. But I guess there is a difference with Pippa, I cook my own food instead of buying it premade. So instead of buying fried chicken wings I just make them myself.

>>56635629
>open their hearts
only if i also get to close my fist

>open Lumi stream
>she tells me to kms and calls me a nigger
Damn ok

>>56635629
Dirty rape bait yellow whore is suited only to servicing urinals, that's what you want to hear, isn't it Lumi? WHORE

>>56635738
did she at least say "..... nigger nya~~" ?

>>56635629
no nyaa no trust

>>56635738
>Tip Lia
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Thanks for the 5 double dollars.

>>56635756

>>56635914

this song sucks

>>56633005
These are words but I have no idea what they mean

I don't like this music at all.

How can this chick spend so much energy dancing, but still be fat?

>>56636067
pics?

can't stump the sheep

>>56636067
Lisa is cute, stop lying anon

>>56636016
It's music for girls. What did you expect?

Watching the collab, why is everyone bullying Hime?

Good song choice Pippa

>>56636262
gloomi my beloved

whenever I'm seeing Lisa and pippa together I want to see lesbian porn all of a sudden

Lumi is incapable of being anything but a brat.

>>56636282
they are transphobic pieces of shit

>>56635419

>>56636390
Ywnbaw

>>56636380
They should cut out the middle man and just do it on stream.

>>56633521
Bro, this is good. The more users Mahjong gets the more they will trust Phase again with another sponsored event; that's the whole point. It's a good return of their investment.

>>56636380

>Pippa mod watching Tenma instead of her collab with Lisa
Kek

>>56635493

>>56636420
i am quoting hime herself retard

>>56636456
Where can I get more like this? Asking for a friend

>>56636438
Azure lane collab soon.

>>56636390
lol

>>56636522
The finale step is a full collab with Azur Lane and then I can marry Pippa.

>>56636390
ywnbafemanon

I love my little sister very much !

>>56636456
I remember jigging this one a good few times

>>56636497
no, rie is super based and not a generic tumblr cunt!

>>56636558
nice

>>56636696
>he doesnt know

I need to go shitty rock shows to find abandoned girls.

Lisa protecting the ladies honor.

>>56636765
All me btw

I'll protect Sheepy at the NS black metal concert

>>56635135
https://puzzle.aggie.io/1fDub5

>white in shining armor

>>56636696
>>56636390
Post physique.

>>56636282
it funny

I will save the abandoned girls.

Saving Pippa at a festival and getting her number

lisa definitely gets passed around in the bathroom by small garage bands after the shows end

>>56636828

>>56636828
>>>/fit/
ask for bussy there

>>56636765
Its twins

Pippa is right, I would only go to a concert to try and pick up chicks. I would fail but at least I can say I tried.

>holding hands
I think the guys seeking out women at concerts want to do a bit more than that

>>56636765
>Lia's happy
Oh shit, it's either good or really bad for us

This sounds like good advice bros.

>>56636390
Either bait, or let me introduce you to this shovel

>thread is indeed better
thanks

>>56636924
yeah, like k-k-kissing!?!?!??!?

>>56636949
Harine doesnt know lol

Sheepy is so pure, I'm in love

didn't lisa get a new model?

Lisa is describing our marriage btw

>>56637025
some new accessories I think

>>56634620
Damn! Shiinamama is hardcore...

>>56636924
at this point, not really

>>56637053
oh ok, could have sworn that there were more drastic changes, either way she's a cutie

phase friend nyaruchu is having a sadgirl moment

Lumi we know you don't like her because she's black

>>56637025
Not yet

>>56637032
I wrote this

Just had someone 1 han ron me out of a yakuman. I just want catch up to luckin is that too much to ask for?

>>56634620
I don't know how they're able to stand their families watching their streams. if my relatives were watching me act like a clown on stream I would probably die of shame and embarrassment, especially if I was LARPing as an anime character

>>56637254
perhaps some chocolate ice cream would help her feel better

Which Divine Being do I have to fistfight to get a girl like Lisa

>>56636943
rumao

Lisa and Pippa are so cute together

>>56637432
getting tanyao'd out of a yakuman is both a rite of passage and the end result of 99% of yakuman chances
get used to it

>>56637482
your own unwillingness to go outside and look

What move should Fishman make to counter the jew's trick?

>>56636390
then they are highly based.

>>56637586
more JONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iori poster is here

>>56637646
what's her problem nyaw?

>>56637025
When Tsunderia shut down she made a stream saying that she wanted to reach 30 K subscribers and do a few things like update her model. However, since then nothing has happened. As far as I can tell her model has been the same since 2021.

thoughts?
>>56627392

>>56637568
Do you live in Utah or something

chuunifuji lisa

>>56637254
She was gonna take a 2 week break, no? And after that she is having a birthday stream. That's what she said in her last stream.

They're friends.

>>56637754
you're not putting up much of a fight

[Pippa News] Pippa likes heavy metal

>>56637826
friends dont encourage friends to jong

[Lisa news] I'm not a small creature.

(Architects, your answer?)

I’ve begun to trust Lumi and it feels strangely good…What in God’s name is happening to me? Do I accept this change or do I resist it?

>>56637718
Nothing. Looking at their super chats is embarrassing. idol is just burning money, but because they are funded by the state of Israel, they basically have infinite money.

>>56637978
Yes

>>56637978
it's the bliss of ignorance

>>56637922
best friends do.

>>56637978
This is your Dark Urge, to trust fully and completely

>>56637929

>>56637978
enjoy those genshin streams bro, you earned them

Music really took off when Gawr Gura invented City Pop in 2021. God damn it, Pippa.

JELLY IS CUTE :D

>>56638083
Don't you lover her?

>>56638083
Gura really is a generational talent.

>>56637922
You're my friends and I've been encouraging you to jong... :'(

>>56638021
>idol is directly funded by the israeli government
I keep seeing people say this but have never seen any actual evidence of it

>>56638100
Jelly deserves rap

>>56638083
I know you're joking, but Ive met people who think like this unironically. It rapidly kills my braincells

>>56638155
yeah, me

>>56638140
Ha ha ha, look at this goober, he wants proof! Everybody laugh at him!

>>56637586
The what trick? What are you referring to? I'm sure he isn't circumcised

>>56638140
>absence of evidence is evidence of absence
anon please

None of the music so far that Lisa has called good has actually been good.

>>56638140
It's a reasonable conclusion anon, I don't know how else Aviel has enough money to burn

>>56636696
kinda pathetic to post about yourself rie

>>56638231
Fishman is circumcised. He told me at Offkai. In fact “I have a cut dick” were the only words he spoke to me.

>>56638243
>idol is an israeli government plot to destroy vtubing!
>what, prove it? why would I do that? burden of proof? never heard of it
I despise the long nose tribe but come on now, at least hate them for the plethora of real reasons that exist instead of jumping at schizophrenic shadows

>>56638198
Pippa just never heard of it before.

>>56638290
Wasn't he born in China?

>>56638252
i can't hear the stream because twitch, but i've never seen her tweet about a single bad piece of music ever so you're probably wrong

>>56638290
He told me this too. It was kinda weird because I had literally just walked up and was about to ask if he had any pippa mousepads stashed somewhere but he just kept repeating that over and over

>>56637978
Don't resist, just let it happen naturally.

>>56638352
Except the problem is the schizophrenic shadows are coincidentally correct 100% of the time.

>>56638252
Not enough slurpcore for you, huh?

>>56638140
I find it funny that their general is called JIDF.
Extremely fitting.

>>56638407
nyaa

>>56638140
worse funded by scams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivWUZf2-M_U

Just got home how is the Lisa stream?

>>56638485
soul healing

>>56638485
theyre so fucking cute together bro holy shit

>>56638485
its cute

>>56638485
Little sisters playing with each other 10/10.

>>56638513
>>56638517
>>56638520
>>56638527

Is there gonna be an archive do you know?

>>56638542
yeah ill see if it gets copyright cucked on youtube first but it'll probably end up in the megafolder
t.archivefag

>>56638021
I don't think they have unlimited money. If they had they wouldn't do desperate pr stunts like this. Like you said they spend a ton of money and make very little back, Lia out earns Rin with her +500k subs. I think they show their revenue split because they really hope to get some big earners to balance things out.

>>56638586
tyfys

>Pippa's never heard of shoe-gaze
>Or guitar peddles

>>56638586
thanks I'm loomimaxxing

>>56638586
thanks bro

>>56638389
>>56638438
>coffee house
>anime OPs
>death metal
>>>>good

[Pippa news]: She's a stupid mother fucker according to Lisa

Good job Pippa

>>56638623
>peddles

Honestly, Lisa should kabedon Pippa

>>56638623
there are people that don't know about my bloody valentine?

>>56638668
the metal is the only decent song she's played so far

>>56638623
>shoe-gaze
I also dont get it

>>56638623
to be fair if you're know about/are a fan of shoegaze there's a 95% chance that you're an obnoxious hipster

FUCK THIS PLAY SOME EUROBEAT

>>56638766
Lisa hasn't finished explaining what shoe-gaze is

>>56638766
LISTEN TO SLOWDIVE YOU STUPID PHILISTINE FAGGOT

"Five"

I really don't listen to different genres of music.

>>56638804
She never explained it

>>56638816
I listen to swing, electronic, and classical music.

>>56638766
Scarling is a really good Shoegaze band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjFgph0aAVI

>Pippa's retarded
Based just how I like them

>>56638876
She just did... "it's when you have a complex pedal board to produce a bunch of effects when you play guitar"

Got stuck in an hour long+ jong game, forced to replay East 8 EIGHT fucking times. Not to mention some english named played taking for fucking ever to play every single FUCKING HAND. I can't even!

>>56638777
Are you calling Lisa a hipster?
We listen to a wide variety of music is all.

https://youtu.be/_WJWmZzVi_c

>>56638942

this song sucks too

>>56638961
but how is that a joke?

>>56638816
Ah, that's a good band. I have Souvlaki downloaded, it's so good.

Lisa should sit on my face

>>56638997
nta but she does listen to a lot of hipster music

>>56639040
pygmalion is better

whos got a good lia image to remake this with

>>56638777
Anon shoegaze has been around for fucking ever.

Rock and all these alternative genres have been dying for years which is why you don't hear about them as much now.

>>56639104
ask the off topic thread.

>>56639104
I saw Must live in the fucking 90s.

>>56638997
anyone who listens to that much music is 95% some kind of hipster
t. guy who listens to that much music

>>56639104
Bros I want to lick every inch of loli Fauna so bad.

TA
KE
ME HOME COU
NTRY
ROOOOOOAOAADZ

>can barely hear the guitar
Kino

>>56639104

I prefer Bullet for my valentine, at least their first album.

>>56638964

>>56638766
must be a zoomer that shit was huge in the 90's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nzZeUUiG2c&list=PLI6kLIhBBwmSLzNj5uZO2SrGmpqmzpLZU

>>56639208
God bless old Runescape 2 PK videos for introducing me to all these bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeJJR_uMYlQ

>>56639104
https://files.catbox.moe/p5hht3.png

Phase Friend Chikafuji Lisa is serenading Pippa.

>>56639177
>>56639177
anyone who listens to that much music is 95% in their early 20s
t. i listened to that much music in my early 20s