/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

no
necrophilia is a sin

No
I wouldn't even fuck my oshi alive because she has a boyfriend already

Whenever the subject of necrophilia comes up, I remember the story of the anon who fucked the corpse of a hurricane victim.

>>56775517
No
I like it when they fight back

>>56775517
But my oshi is a robot... so her being dead would mean she just needs to recharge her batteries?

>>56775517
necrophilim sex

>>56775517
Well yes

>>56775721
>fucked the corpse of a hurricane victim.
hot

>>56775711
Would you fuck her boyfriend though?

>>>/meat/

>>56775517
Only if it's fresh.

>>56775517
Absolutely

No. If she dies the body still has all of those STD's insidie it. Also her loose pussy will probably get even looser.
The only thing that would give me genuine pleasure and cause me to jack off would be her getting fired from Holo and her money source cut off. But that won't happen. Hell even Calli who got exposed by her mom for having a boyfriend got away scot free. Hololive is actually the most casual "idol" company I have ever heard. As long as they do not openly say: "I AM DATING" or in Shioris case: "as usual I am having sex with multiple men" they are pretty much safe.

>>56775517
I wouldn't even fuck your corpse, OP.
Sit and think about that.

>>56777066
anonchama, you can't read

>>56775517
well if it's still warm...

>>56775517
no
>>56777066
>exposed by her mom for having a boyfriend got away scot free
nobody cares about your weird cucking fetish you fucking faggot
>in Shioris case: "as usual I am having sex with multiple men"
you need to read so far between the line you might just fall out off the other side because you dug to deep to find that shit lol or can you provide an actual link for that?

Rather rude.
Unless necomancy is involved, and her reanimated self consents. Then maybe.

No, unless my oshi's gimmick was that they're like a zombie or something

>>56777066
OP is asking about your oshi, faggot

>>56777066
Damn anon you really hate your oshi

>>56775957
Or her circuits got fried

>>56775517
A dead body is basically a Dutch wide, so yeah I would.

>>56779349
Can be repaired. She constantly get moister damage from Choco's sessions with her.

>>56775517
Yes if I'm horny and her body's still in good shape. I like the idea of kissing a girl's face and having her be completely unresponsive while fucking her, like the only response to my actions is the give and take and depression of her flesh, like a doll.

>>56775517
My oshi is Kronii, I only want to have sex with her AFTER I've personally killed her in the most painful way possible for what she's done to me.

>>56779614
what the did kronii do to you?

>>56779736
Her betrayal.

>>56775517
Yes. If mouth-to-mouth is used to resuscitate the unconscious, passionate dicking will definitely bring her back from the dead.

>>56779736
Guess he has no female friends.

>>56780544
A man's oshii went into a coma, and at the hospital the man was discussing the prognosis with their doctor.
The doctor says to the man, "There's one way to wake up your oshii, but it's a little unconventional... Sir, you're going to have to go into her hospital room and have oral sex with her. Now, it seems like an inexplicable phenomenon but... I've seen it work before."

So the husband naturally has a little trepidation over the idea of such an unorthodox treatment, but he loves his oshii and he'd do just about anything to have her back, so he goes into his oshii's hospital room, and about five minutes later he comes back looking concerned.

The doctor turns to him with great interest and asks the man, "Well, did it work?"

Frustrated and concerned, the man exclaims,"No, Doc! She keeps choking!"

>>56780420
>>56780729
and here i thought she actually did something bad lol
i didn't have that much time lately to catch up with streams so i thought there was an actual cause for concern, not just schizos being schizos

>>56781084
>blah blah blah schizos schizos incel unicorn schizo
>i didn't have that much time lately to catch up with streams
Fucking retarded larping faggot this happened last year and you have no fucking right to say anything about it or be dismissive if you weren't even fucking there. If I ever meet you in real life I'll cut your fucking fingers off and feed them to you so you could never spew your fucking retarded shit online again. That's a promise.

>>56781187
>anon doesn't know text-to-speech has been a thing for years by now

>>56781556
I literally considered that and was going to include cutting out his tongue but it seemed overblown. I will, though.

>>56781187
did i struck a nerve there sister? fucking kek
of course i know of >>56780729 that story, but that's not offensive in any way, no matter how you look at it, so i thought something happened in the last few weeks where i had to much work to catch up with streams, that's why i asked
i swear some subhumans /here/ are even more entertaining that the apes when i visit the local zoo

>>56781879
Are you a Kronie or just a cuck?

>>56776473
based

>>56781949
i watched kronii from time to time but wouldn't count myself as a kronie desu
so neither? why?

>>56782124
Cuck it is.

>>56775517
if you mean fvcking their model's corpse, then yes.
2D>3D always.

>>56775721
>I remember the story of the anon who fucked the corpse of a hurricane victim
w-what

>>56782200
i don't think that word means what you think it means lol

>>56775517
Shiori looks like the kind of girl who would want you to record it when you choke the fuck out of her because she blacks out for the best parts.

>>56782772
Record it while someone else chokes the fuck out of her, actually.

Remember, "NTR is a way of life."

>>56775517
The classic corpse discussion is stupid. If you can choose how old the corpse is of course, if the person just died there’s little difference. It only becomes a question once decomposition sets in

>>56775721
you can't leave us hanging anon, elaborate further

>>56782814
Yeah, which is why I'm going to NTR her with her NTR fetish.

Yes.

>>56783098
She wants to NTR others though. There’s a giant difference between being the one doing the cucking and the cuckold. It also goes back to men being the dominant one in the relationship, and girls into NTR are into another stronger more masculine man fucking them in front of their boyfriend. Women almost never are into being cucked themselves because they don’t envision having dominance in the first place

>>56775517
Is it still warm? Maybe...
Is it cold? No.

>>56775721
...anon?!

Of course, I already have onaholes, what's the difference?

Alternate question: Would your oshi fuck your corpse?

>>56775721
Anon im curious but I really don't wanna search "4chan hurricane victim sex story", elaborate

>>56784981
She can do whatever she wants with it as long as she holds me in her arms and whispers that it's all ok now and we'll be together forever as everything goes dark. Also I hope she cracks a rigor mortis joke to herself as she gets on top of me afterwards.

>>56785881
I want her to RP that she sucks my lifeform out my dick in my final moments

>>56785881
I want her to RP that she sucks my life force out while blowing me in my final moments

>>56775517
Yes well after rotting and skelly mode

>>56775721 (me)
>>56782496
>>56783059
>>56784535
>>56785119
Sorry, it was actually a tornado victim.

>>56775517
No but I would cut my hand and replace with my oshi's hand

>>56786486
>the increasing reply counts
Fucking kek, I can’t. Thanks for the story anon

>>56786486
What a bad day to have eyes.

>>56786176
>You feel yourself getting close and a moment later you can tell she does too.
>She stops and looks up at you with those beautiful eyes, so full of emotion. You can see her trying to mask her own desire for your sake. She needs this, but she needs you to need it too.
>You lock eyes with her, and after the briefest hesitation you close your eyes and nod gently.
>Slowly, almost guiltily, she starts up again. And this time, it's different. She was holding back. She was always holding back. You want to ask where she learned how to do this but you don't want to ruin the moment.
>The slightest tinge of panic washes away as you feel her take your hand.
>That look in her eyes.
>It's time.
>As she takes every inch of you into her mouth you feel yourself tense up before a wave of calm washes the world away.
>As you float weightlessly, her gentle voice cradles you into the night.
>"I love you."
>*

>>56787070
Thanks anon, I’m healed

>>56786486
But what about the corpse? I mean did he just leave a corpse of a boy there with mysteriously torn off clothes? Was there a follow up to this story?

>>56786486
>it was a boy
GROSS

>>56787397
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>56787647
I mean yeah but that story checks out with the tornadoes and specific location.
Could he make it up? Absolutely, but it just seems a little too specific for that

>>56775517
wow shiori is /here/ guys

>>56787005
You slowly get used to it.