/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

FuwaMoco are for ojisan

>>56872445
BAU BAU

>>56872423
Early20sBros... Anon said it's over for us...

Something something, fuwawa abuse, bully me

Fuwamoco are for young men

>>56872498
the big dawgs

>>56872376
BAUSED
>>56872445
BAU BAU

>>56872423
>>56872609
You're both wrong
Fuwamoco are for (me)

I love Fuwaws. I love Mococo.

>>56872445
>i will keep your smile but dont expect me to pay you for work, just give me shit for free, ruffian.
abusive relationship you have there ruffians.

>>56872498
>No Polka

>>56872445
BAUBAU

>>56873137
>for free
I'm not doing anything for free, I WILL impregnate them

>>56873149
No one is ready for Main Event Polka

>>56873149
But polka is standing right in the middle?
Ojisan your eye reps?

fuwawa a cute

>>56872498
Why is the biggest dog the smallest

>>56872523
>fuwawa best
>fuwawa love
>fuwawa cute
>giving fuwawa headpats
>kissing fuwawa ears
>rubbing fuwawa tummy
>sniffing fuwawa stink

Gonna need an edit of this once we know what ruffians look like

Are the holodogs the most powerful group of hololive?

I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWAI LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA I LOVE FUWAWA SCREAM ASMR KINO TODAY

>>56873520
Hag requirement.
Unstoppable.

Fuwawa is a stinky little liar

>>56873644
i am fond of foo wa wa

>>56873520
Yes
>Mr. Paradise is going to spill her spaghetti and be too shy to collab with FWMC for like a year

>fuwawa
>tags: leg locking, domination loss, anal, spanking
>mococo
>tags: hand holding, impregnation, vanilla,

>>56873784
wrong and backwards, fuwawa must get pregnant

Who would be forgiven more easily for saying nigger on-stream?

>don't say that in front of the ruffians
>noonoononoaa

Fuwawa is too cute

>>56873890
Mococo can rap so she has the n-word pass

>>56872376
baused and true

>>56873890
Both because as a nigga i allow them to say it

When will a drawfag do Mococo dressed as Flaafy

>>56873890
Neither would say bad words because they're that cute BAU BAU

Im new as a ruffian... Why you guys hate so much other EN members? Fuwamoco are EN members too...

>>56873890
Moco-chan is very close to dropping the gamer word one day

>>56874166
Fake ruffians, just BAU BAU them

>>56874243
>un un instead of untz untz

>>56874410

>>56873937
>those sounds of pain when she realized what this would devolve into
>try to escape from the situation
>mococo doesn't let her

>>56874440
This needs to be longer to include the part where both of them just lose it and start laughing

>>56874394
No, i like every one of the EN members... But im worry about that im in a bad fandom.

can't wait until it's been long enough since their debut that I can tell them I love them and they mean the world to me and they can believe it!

>>56874394
This. They'll filter themselves out eventually the more you ignore them.

>>56874517
die deadbeat cuck

>>56874517
no you don't you're just a shitposter here to fill the thread with unrelated drama
you can fuck off back to wherever it is that you came from

>>56872423
Indeed. They're specifically for me.

>>56874517
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

>>56873644
Calm down, Moco-chan.

>>56874524
funny you say that when you are literally replying to obvious bait

>>56874166
I don't hate anyone, I just don't watch them. There is not enough time to watch that many people. Anyone who says they like everyone equally probably means they don't like anyone all that much and only watch clips here and there.

why would you reply to such an ESL tier post

Yeah... I see, I just hope, ruffians go to better, because this is a big no no.

>>56874704
Bored ruffians

This post will get rid of the global bait retards

>>56874722
the big nono is what they call my penis

>shitposter is trying to come up with something else to derail the thread
It's so obvious you're running out of ideas. Just give up, sister.

>>56874671
This is the kind of answer i wanted to read! Thank you for yor real opinion!

>>56874632
Does someone have her laugh when Mococo made that deep bau bau during FWMC morning? It has to include Fuwawa trying to keep the show going but losing it again.

>>56874829
this >>56874440
? but it needs to be longer

>>56874829
Be the chance you want to see in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UBdZ4tykfI starts at 24 minutes

>>56874894
yeah, her laugh right after that is really cute

>>56874632
C-cute

>>56874027

>>56874662
I am literally reply to someone replying to it.

>>56875043
*replying

>>56874765
Wtf is mime?

>>56875043
>>56875043
Get some rest, friend.

are they allowed to sing chink gacha music like nightglow for example or is everything from china strictly forbidden?

>>56875220
Who the fuck wants to sing ching Chong gibberish???

my wife fuwawa is cute and stinks

Predict the first solo stream

>>56875220
They can sing anything they want with unarchived streams
I wish they would sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>>56875198
I'm glad you can tell I've had a long day.

>>56875332

>>56874517
BAU BAU

>>56875220
would love them to sing scarborough fair or Styx Helix

>>56875332
>>56875434

bros... 2 more hours until Rubicon opens its borders...

>>56875524
Old news she is already out of the hospital read it yesterday

>~$80 USD total for the Splash Party tickets
Sorry Fuwawa and Mococo, I'll have to use restreams for the watchalong.

>>56872445
BAU BAU

>>56874632
Not wanting to sound like your soundposts so far are worthless, but please use higher bit-rate for audio. It's even more important when it's gets encoded many times. mp3 is very old and weak codec especially at low bit rate. If you are screen recording, use the highest possible bit rate as well. The space it takes is negligible at such short clips.

>>56875524
>>56875434

>>56875618
Same, forgot about the concert and went a bit too hard on supas for them, kek
if the usual place doesn't work, will have to wait for the archive

>>56875361

>>56875534
>bros... 2 more hours until Rubicon opens its borders...
It will be my first Armored Core, I hope I can make a Getter Robo 1

>>56875786
Hope you have fun anon

>>56875786
There's nothing else like it, hope you enjoy it.

>>56875786
It'll be my first Armored Core too, I'm pretty excited for it! We'll be able to get a few hours in before the stream later tonight too which is great!

do these hags drink at all? I definitely don’t think they need it to be entertaining but I’d love a drunk or watchalong where it just devolves into them screeching and laughing at nothing

>>56876063
Probably not

>>56872445
BAU BAU

>>56876063
drunk zatsu*

>>56876063
They confirmed in the jp stream they don't.

>>56876063
I seem to recall they said on stream that they don't drink

They stopped drinking after the first yobai incident...

I WANT FUWAWA AND MOCOCO TO SIT ON MY FACE

I'm actually having trouble getting my day started when I don't have my FWMC Morning.

>>56876293
>they don't drink
I'm gonna marry these girls even if I have to sell my soul to achieve it.

>>56876276
>>56876293
you’re right, I’d completely forgotten. Oh well, they still laugh and screech at nothing so it’s whatever

FWMC is not EN. They're sometimes EN but they're first and foremost NOT FOR EN. Get this shit in your skull first before joining ruffians here

I keep imagining an alternate reality where I was a close friend to the twins and left an impression on Fuwawa, now that I'm lifting I'm pretending that I'll meet her one day which will reignite her passion for me.

I need fuwamoco in my life I can't go back now.

>>56876921
yandere fuwawa when

>>56876921
>Moco-chan yandere laugh is the same as Moco-chan everyday laugh
Fuwawa you're in danger!

>>56875524
>Fuwawa has to take an hiatus due to an accident
>Moco-chan seems happier than usual
what the fuck

>>56876829
They were lying about their type being chubby guys with glasses to make neet ruffians feel better. They actually like muscular guys with good eyesight. Let’s get shredded and get lasik bro, we’re gonna make it

>>56877080
lasik terrifies me, my best friend's cousin had lasik when he was in his 20s and he developed some rare brain cancer 6 years later and died.

>>56877080
>their type being chubby guys with glasses
stream and timestamp?

Fuwawa loves big tummies,

beerbelly ojisans we're so in.

>>56877117
Jesus Christ, okay let’s just be shredded guys with glasses then

>>56877117
lasik causes a fuck of different things including a much worse visual acuity later on in life but not cancer

>>56877161
Q&A I think? I definitely don’t have a timestamp

>>56877207
>beerbelly ojisans we're so in
oh fuck just as i started to lose weight

>Wanting to fuck Fuwamoco
disgusting

>>56877380
Yeah.

>>56872158
>dude baubau xd we have no personality other than bau bau LOL

>>56877380
>wanting to fuck them
bad
>wanting to make passionate love to them at the same time
good

>>56877380
I'm sorry Luinee... I was too weak...

>>56877207
>tfw skinny ojisan with a high metabolism
I can never get fat for Fuwawa even if I wanted to...

I will save Fuwawa's womb

>>56877675
This, but me.

SEX WITH FUWAWA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH FUWAWA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH FUWAWA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH FUWAWA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH FUWAWA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH FUWAWA, ANALA EXPLORATION WITH FUWAWA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME FUWAWA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH FUWAWA, MATING PRESS FUWAWA, PUMP MY CUM INTO FUWAWA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH FUWAWA, CUNNILINGUS WITH FUWAWA, FULL NELSON WITH FUWAWA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH FUWAWA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH FUWAWA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE FUWAWA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH FUWAWA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH FUWAWA, SHOVING THE END OF FUWAWA'S TAIL INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE TAIL TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT FUWAWA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO FUWAWA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH FUWAWA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING FUWAWA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH FUWAWA, MARRYING FUWAWA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP FUWAWA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST FUWAWA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR FUWAWA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING FUWAWA OVER AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN FUWAWA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING FUWAWA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO FUWAWA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON FUWAWA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON FUWAWA'S SWEATY GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE FUWAWA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH FUWAWA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH FUWAWA, CUMMING INSIDE FUWAWA'S SHOES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN FUWAWA'S THIGHS, PAINTING FUWAWA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING FUWAWA OVER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG FUWAWA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN FUWAWA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE FUWAWA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE FUWAWA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH FUWAWA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING FUWAWA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO FUWAWA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN FUWAWA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING FUWAWA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING FUWAWA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH FUWAWA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH FUWAWA, LEARNING SWEDISH FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING FUWAWA'S PARENTS, DOMINATING BIJOU WITH FUWAWA, GIVING FUWAWA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING FUWAWA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE FUWAWA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE FUWAWA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP MOCOCO'S ASS WHILE FUWAWA SITS ON HER FACE, SLATHERING FUWAWA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID FUWAWA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOU AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH FUWAWA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH FUWAWA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR FUWAWA

>>56872158
Does that pic happen on a regular basis?

>>56877658
Gaining weight takes a lot of effort. I used to be 20kgs underweight despite eating 3 meals a day.

HRMMMMMMMHNNNGGGGGG WAHHHHHH MOMMY I NEED MILKIES HMMMMMMMMMM FUWAWA MOMMY MILKIES BREASTFEED ME NURSING HANDJOB MILKIES INVERTED NIPPLES HRMMMMMMMM FUWAWA FUWAWA LET ME SUCK YOUR NIPPLES OUT MILKIES MILKIES MILKIES

>>56877795
>PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH FUWAWA
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Mococo bros, I am calling for a strategic meeting. There are too many Fuwawa lovers in /baubau/. We can't let these villains take over the thread.

>>56877658
liquid calories (soda, alcohol) could help

>>56877795
>playing shitty moba games with fuwawa

>>56872445
BAU BAU

>>56878013
>skinny fat
thats even worse than simply being a skeleton

>>56878006
>not loving both
Just execute them, problem solved.

>>56877795

>>56878006
Anon? It's Thursday. Thursday is always for loving Fuwawa. Tomorrow's a Mococo day.

Did they actually ever touch on the idea of solo streams happening for whatever reason?
I personally can't fathom it, they're sisters and they give the impression of having this insane connection to one another
I'm sure they would function and entertain fine without the other but it's just one of those things where I bet even in RL it probably feels unnatural whenever the other isn't around

>>56872498
based GODman Reigns

>>56878162
>Did they actually ever touch on the idea of solo streams happening for whatever reason?
Yes, EN Q&A. Not in their plans.

>>56878162
I don't recall if they ever said they'd do them by choice, but that if one's feeling sick or whatever then the other would stream solo.

>>56878162
They said it would rarely happen. Maybe if one of them is sick and can't stream.

>My father wants to celebrate his birthday this saturday
b-b-b-but the 500k celebration you selfish motherfucker

>>56878280
Ungrateful little shit

Do you guys think that one day we will get a 24-hour show like Mikorone24 or Konkoyo24.
I know it's very ambitious, but I hope they do that like a year or two from now on.
Maybe it could even be Diamond Dogs 24 or something like that.

>>56878280
Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

>>56878280
Wear earbuds with your phone in your pocket. That's how I listen to FuwaMoco while working the graveyard shift.

>>56878280
same, but friday
get fucked

Ruffians, go jack or something before the stream.
I want us to enjoy their screams and have a good laugh together.
I don't want to read about your throbbing boners and aching balls.

>>56872498
AAA YESSSIR

>>56878376
he's his father

>>56878280
You know what you must do friend

>>56878474
That doesn't happen that often, it was worse during collabs because pebbles are constantly horny

>>56878474
I can't imagine someone making a post like this unless they were trying to encourage it. I for one won't be part of your sick perversions.

>>56877795
>CONNECTING WITH FUWAWA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS
Alright you got me anon, god bless

>>56878747
this
>>56878474
I will not lewd Fuwawife. No matter what reverse psychology you throw at me. She is only to be spoiled with flowers and hugs

>>56878340
Instead of the typical 24 they go even beyond and do 48.
They could organize periods of time for both Fuwawa and Mococo to take turns and get some sleep around the middle.

I LOVE FUWAWA EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T SMELL ALL THAT GREAT SOMETIMES!

Patra got an AC Grip controller asset, kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WEb4hvApVg

>>56878474
I'm not impotent
I can jack off a second before their stream starts that I will still be hard not even 5 minutes after I cum

>>56878944
I do not miss that grip, I'm gonna give KB+M a shot and I pray it won't be ass

>>56877795
Best post iit.

>>56879010
A dude from AC Legacy swears by it, he said he tested expecting it to be trash but can't go back to controller now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z4Qjg_0yds
I'll go controller just so I can play it on the TV on my couch, but it seems to be great on M+KB.

>>56878862
>>56877795
missed this part. Absolutely Baused

>>56879094
Oh thank god, I expected it to be at least okay since there's more actual aiming, I've just heard horror stories about the Souls series PC ports

>>56879094
>fat fuck fleshtuber
where are the internet chads

>>56878280
Anon, celebrate with your father. Appreciate it while you can.

>>56878886
I would rather have 24 hours with both than 48 where you only get one at a time.

>>56878280
one has a VOD one doesn't
i'm sorry about the unfortunate overlap but IRL should take priority....

>>56878944
Its pretty iconic, after all. Also highlights how shit the controller ergonomics truly are.

I ACKNOWLEDGE FUWAWA AND MOCOCO AS MY TRIBAL CHIEFS

Fuwabutt

>>56879344
>>56879394
Of course I won't miss it, I don't want to get beaten again

>>56879659
A-anon??
there will be an archive here don’t worry about it

I WANT TO WATCH BARBIE TOGETHER WITH FUWAWA AND THEN COMPARE MYSELF TO KEN AND HER TO BARBIE AND MAKE THIS DATE UNCOMFORTABLE

>>56879452
I thought it was more a meme than something people take seriously. Not like a normal claw grip with your index on the face buttons doesn't work fine.

>>56878280
having a father....

Do you think Fuwamoco will acknowledge Armored Core 6 in today's stream? Even just few brief words to acknowledge that a lot of Ruffians are probably playing it?

>>56879961
why should they?

>>56879961
Unlikely, they didn't really talk about Baldur's Gate 3, despite being the ones who let Bijou know they had permissions. Doesn't seem like them to just comment on random stuff that's happening in the world.
Unless they do lurk this thread and know how many of their fans are into this series for God knows what reason.

>>56879961
Yes, I think they will look straight at the camera, slowly say my full name and address, complain about not giving them they money I have spent on the game, and then continue the stream as if nothing happened

>>56879659
huh?? how old are you
you still getting beat at like 20+?

>>56880197
based

>>56880197
hold up, I preordered AC6 in may, if they were around I would gladly give them my armored core money just like I'm giving them my food money.

>>56880202
Anon just likes being corrected

>>56879961
Honestly if you're expecting them to keep up with all of the latest releases you're probably gonna be disappointed.

I really hope they sing this song in the next karaoke stream, it would be perfect for them.
https://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY?si=TibV-nm9JBmBIR3x

Me, you ask? I'm going to make a Takemikazuchi

>>56879541
Ahhyessir

>>56880550
Home....

>>56880579
But these don't have exploding, detachable dicks.

>>56879961
What a strange thing to ask

Hello ruffians!
Thanks to your encouragement I started with my Nihongo learning journey!
DAY 16: I've learned Katakana characters with "t" sound, so タ、チ、ツ、テ、ト and and 5 more of that "muddied" sounds: ダ、ヂ、ヅ、デ、ド。Even though l will probably never actually write Japanese, learning how to write kana helps me with the memorization and recognition. I've noticed that it helps with the characters like シ and ツ although this might just be my way of coping and trying to find reason why I am spending time learning how to write them, idk really.
Spooky time today, my ears are ready.
BAU BAU!

>>56880745
The body seeks struggle

>>56880829
Nice! Actually handwriting it may be questionable but knowing the kana is an absolute must so if this is your way of doing it and it's working, keep at it ruffian!

>>56880829
I forgot to mention this part: I also practiced all Hiragana characters and combinations with all fonts (except that last one that is too weird) and today got 491/500.

>>56880829
Knowing how to write katakana and hiragana at least is definitely useful
Have had to put my name down for things in the past like restaurant waitlists or beginning a member for discounts at karaoke places

If I could only have sex with one of them it would be Fuwawa. Fortunately, as husband to both, I don't have to make this sacrifice.

I’m getting tired of Fuwawa’s shit. Moco-chan needs to get her own channel.

>>56881357
Stop trying to instigate civil war.

>5 minutes left
FELLOW RAVENS
IT'S ALMOST TIME

>>56881960
Standing by Mr. Koro

>>56882099
I lost the template for this... anybody have the png?

>>56881960

>HERE BAU BAU NIGGERS
This is not a pasta btw. Fuwamoco is protecting your smile and my smile and all of our smiles UNCONDITIONALLY and without requesting anything in return.
That doesn't mean you should present your smile in any sorry condition it might happens to me now.
Ever since the twins brightened my day with their presence I made a decision
>I'll put my best foot forward, improve myself in order to present the shiniest, most beautiful smile for them to protect
Today was a rest day but I was not tired so I ran anyway, a little over 2 miles in 30 min.
That's not much but by doing so continuously I aim to become fit so I can show up at Connect the World 2 and if the camera ever pans over me people will say
>look, there is a beautiful Holo fan, look how handsome he is! Look how shiny his smile is, he can only be a ruffian!
>NOW YOU DO IT TOO!
It doesn't need to be improvement in your physical health, it can be as simple as taking the garbage out of your personal space, having your clothes always clean and ironed, taking a proper shower everyday, basic steps before big ones
>DO IT NIGGERS! DO IT!

>>56881960
Go to bed

>>56880829
Alright anon you motivated me to get on my japanese reps again after 2 years. I'll do it with you. I can already read hiragana and katakana perfectly so that makes it easier for me.
Thank you

are any of you guys gonna watch splash party with their watchalong? i like to enjoy lives fully so i'm probably watch it later with an archive

>>56881212
>Have had to put my name down for things in the past
I'd have to grab my phone to write it there then copy it. Does anyone remember how things are written without any practice doing so? I can read it just fine but when it comes to writing my mind goes blank.

>>56882361
You have no power here

scanning for FUWAWACHADS

>>56882553
i'll watch it at the place where most anons would be and i'll have them in split view

>>56882652
Sorry i'm a FUWAMOCOGOD

>>56882652
always here

>>56882652
fuwawachad reporting in

>>56882152
Here you go, Ruffian, I'm off to play AC6!

fuwawin > mocope

>>56882769
thank you... just waiting on mine to finish unpacking

>>56882856
unpacking is a meme if you don't have a god tier PC or shit internet, it's almost always faster to download it once it unlocks than to unpack.

>>56882652
Fuwawa milky drinker reporting in

>>56882838
I think true Fuwawa fans understand that, despite Fuwawa's obvious superiority, Mococo is still for loving and admiring. As such the admonishing of Mococo, and terms like "Mococope" are not nice. Though we must bully Mococo, we must always do so playfully, to her face. Behind her back we love and cherish her.

>>56882990
took like a couple minutes for me... I think 60gb download would take longer even on my semi-gigabit connection

>>56882990
bandwidth is expensive thats why companies do it

>>56882699
Newfag here, what is this wink* wink* I keep seeing

>>56883149
nice, which CPU?

>>56883209
>>/vt/

>>56883209
keep it on the low
https://www.zan-live.com/en/live/detail/10292

>>56878280
The ruffian way is to cherish your dad while he's still kicking. Dads die faster and easier than you think, anon.

>>56882652
Yo.

>>56883248
7900X plus pci 4.0 m2 might have helped

>>56883209
how new are you?
like honestly, when did you start coming to /vt/?

>>56882652
That would be me

>>56881357
Half of Mococo's top ten moments have been instigated by Fuwawa teasing her, fool. Love them both or perish.

>>56880829
if you're not planning to write hiragana/katakana, i suggest you use flashcards. it worked for me after a month

>>56883658
when /jp/ didnt want to talk about fuwawa

>>56881357
It's like Sonny and Cher. Sonny was the butt of all the jokes, but he wrote the jokes. Moco is Sonny.

I've been on /vt/ for years and in this website since 2008 and I also didn't know where the usual place was just this week, because I either buy the tickets or just wait for the archive torrent to watch, never cared about watchalongs before.
That said, I do know how to do archive reps, so it was easy to find.

>>56883658
Not him but ive been in the holo /jp/ threads before the mods set them to auto prune after N posts then slowly decreased the number because of the shit performance and I dunno what people used for this since there was no reason to watch it live.

are they even gonna get any sleep before the live? i'm already panicking at how i'm gonna watch the stream, the live, and go to work right after

I'm having way more trouble with katakana than hiragana. Also it barely appears in jp subs

>>56884737
Depends if they're still wagies, if they aren't anymore then a midday nap(?) would be fine

>>56884737
i still think hololive should hire far more support staff than what they have now.
talents should be talents. they shouldn't be wasting their time doing background slog when they can be streaming longer/often for more revenue.

>>56884864
>I'm having way more trouble with katakana
Its normal precisely because its generally used for loanwords and barely shows up. When it does, the word is so deformed its hard to read, like スマホ (smartphone)

>>56881357
No. They need each other.

>>56883994
Yeah never cared either, neither memberships.

which one has the most chuuni potential?
>fuwawa
>mococo
>perroccino
>ruffian

>>56885202
this fucked me up big time when i was starting out. i thought ビル was beer.

>>56885780
All of the above.

Will they play the best visual novel from the west?

>pupperoni pizza

>>56885902
>>>/vn/

>>56885780
have you seen half the gosling posts in here? it's ___me__

>>56885902
>constant homo sex and trannies
they are idols, not onlyfan whores

ARMORED CORE 6 IS SO SMOOTH WHAT THE FUCK
FROM GOT THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

where do i get jp subs for school days, I want to understand fuwawa's taste more

it sucks for once the offtopic stuff only adds to the inspiration.
good luck everyone .

>>56885969
>while you were busy socializing, i studied the gosling jutsu
>heh, nothing personnel… ruffians

>>56886286
probably kitsunekko

>>56886460
i checked but that rar only has subs for 6 eps

unless raws come with jp subtitles. I'm downloading school days right now

They should try doing Niconico meme parody like how FBK did English meme parody

I NEED FUWAWA MILKIES!!!! FUWAWA MILKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

how do i unironically study the blade?
this is ultra cringe but i actually want to start my supas with "m'ladies" and be able to back up my words with the blade.
i know HEMA is a thing but wondering if there's something equivalent for katanas.

If any of you Ruffians want a shitty hastily thrown together decal for AC6 here you go
Share ID: D6S86JXCYK9J
Creator ID: Weakest Ruffian

>>56886783
he need some milk

>>56886792
Learn kenjutsu and read miyamoto musashi

Sounds like Bijou is opening her memberships the day after FuwaMoco. nice

Hitman stream with Fuwawa planning the assassinations.

>>56886792
You could join a kendo club, but that's more a sport than a martial art. Still probably better than nothing for when the aliens invade earth with personal force fields that automatically activate vs high velocity projectiles forcing us to fight against them with melee weapons.

>>56887358
>blocks your golden path
what now, sardaukar?

>>56886286
>school days
The VN looks like a cheaply animated anime, if you're interested. Besides if fuwawa liked the anime she probably read the VN.

>>56885821
Ahhh yes
ビル building
ビ―ル beer
Learning to properly extend sounds for certain words as a EOP is a struggle

>>56888469
That doesn't give me problems but pitch accent is near indecipherable to me. Like in that old clip of Shion cracking up at Korone's accent they both just sound like they're saying it the same to me.

UH-OH! By starting to reading this post, you've been CURSED! You and your family will have your smiles eternally protected by two very cute DEMON GUARD DOGS. You're cursed to watch EVERY STEP of their idol career and support them along the way. This special curse cannot be reflected, blocked or nullified,

rent Fuwawa’s lap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0dawGqVNVM

>>56888797
Thank you for the blessing.

>>56888797
"curse"

>>56888797
what if my family don't know of fuwamoco? are their smiles still protected?

>>56888797
Thanks Mococo.

>>56888686
Heard that English speakers struggle with this the most. My native language depends on nailing it so I've never experienced this.

>>56888797
It's so over for me... I even read the whole thing

My wife

>>56889274
yeah, my wife

I wanna see the girls dance and or sing to a Daft Punk song.

perro is big

>>56889427
I want Mococo to sing Technologic.

>>56889550
He really is a fat fuck...

okay so the school days raw torrent doesn't have jp subs, fuck me

the eternal cycle
>Fuwawa gets more attention
>Mococo gets more attention
>fight
>repeat

>>56889822
And that's the way it should be.

>>56889656
They're gonna fucking die. I love these goofballs so much. I've seen a bunch of chuubas play this, and most of them don't scare easily so they've only been spooked by the jumpier scares, but these two are going to have a wretched time and I love it.

>>56889656
cute

>>56889656
I said it earlier today in the last thread but this game by default listens to your microphone, though I think you can opt out
I'm 100% certain tonight's going to be the loudest stream they've ever had (and may ever)
Between their screaming and the game itself being very loud at points, prepare your ears fellow Ruffians

>>56890071
I'm already smiling thinking about it

>>56889656
This is going to be absolutely fantastic.

a little off topic but i got reminded of this
https://youtu.be/gK3YNxILbq4

>>56889866
I'll do a supa tonight and give Fuwa more headpats
This will make Moco make a face and get more headpats
I will emotionally manipulate them to desire our attention just as they have emotionally manipulated us. Co-dependent validation.
No one will leave. We will all smile till death do us part. Just..as..planned.

I don't like them being frightened too much!

>>56889656
How do they manage to be completely adorable no matter what they do?

>>56890416
Yeah, Mococo's tummy is going to get too sweaty

I just received some awful news today so I hope the stream is good.
I really need it

>>56890416
That's what we're here for, to prove support and hold paws.

>>56890623
Oh, what happened? If it's okay, of course

>>56890623
>No!
>Ruffian!
>We want you to smile!
>Yeah only smiles here!
>Un Un!
>Un Un!
>Please smile ruffian!
>We won't good guard dogs till you smile!

Hang in there buddy

>>56890226
HALT, ruffian
you will give them both headpats equally and refrain from doing malicious deeds
the Order of the BAU will not tolerate anyone manipulating our dear ladies

>>56890623
I'm sorry anon I hope you're able to get some respite tonight, and that things work themselves out.

Oke, finally some time to spare. I'm gonna watch 2 episodes of some anime before the stream!
BAU BAU!

>>56890737
I would rather not use the thread to blog about my life. But if it makes you feel better nothing life threatening for me or anybody I know. Just shitty some news coupled with a shitty day + shitty weather.

>>56890902
You fail to see the greatness of my plan.
I am also manipulating the ruffians to give Mococo headpats for feeling bad
Thus giving more headpats than I could ever give alone.
I will increase the headpats!
I will increase the smiles!
By any means necessary!

>>56890998
anon ate a shit sandwich today
don't worry, the healing banshee screams will be here soon

>>56890623
eat a good meal anon, the stream will be fun!

>>56890998
I'm glad it's not anything crazy. I hope Fuwamoco screams will protect your smile

>>56890071
Honestly, I wonder how long they'd last in a game like Alien: Isolation.

>>56891092
I had the funny idea of making a supa that starts with "i love mococo!" then proceeds to name off reason why but as you progress down the list the description is actually fuwawa, with the reveal at the end saying "oh did i say mococo? i meant fuwawa"

Where there are antis, I slay them.
Where there are gachikois, I slay them.
Mine is the way of the Bau Bau!

>>56891264
oof

>>56891223
pretty sure they already beat that game

>>56891264
too mean

>>56891264
shit that's cruel but it made me laugh

>>56889550
He was eating an entire stadium the other day.

>>56890998
>I would rather not use the thread to blog about my life
>>56890623
>I just received some awful news today
your own post contradicts your words, the intention is to make someone to ask you about it

>>56889656
I mean, look how much scared they got from Spooky's Mansion.

My brain alternates between two states while watching them:

>They're so cute, I want to do nothing but protect their smiles
>I want to stuff Fuwa full while Moco shoves her tongue in Fuwa's ass

What is wrong with me, ruffians?

>>56891369
They got too scared and quit at the very beginning.

>>56891640
Nothing. The more you cherish something, the more tempting it is to ruin it.

>>56889274
>>56889400
I made these posts

>>56891328
>>56891489
>>56891499
ah shit i just thought it would be cute seeing mococo being smug from praise at first into pouty/sad with the reveal, but after reading these reactions maybe my sense of humor is a bit...

>>56891833
Something similar was done before, in the end the SC asked for fuwa's number. You can guess the result.

>>56891640
average ruffian behavior

>>56891092
The dark one rises

>>56891833
It's funny
Just here funny
There's nothing wrong with you
We're here bc our social filter is lacking

>>56891640
coomer brainrot

>>56891640
Anon I literally asked this yesterday, so you aren’t alone. When I asked, ruffians said it was male instinct.

>>56891640
>not alternating between their holes
That's what's wrong with you.

>>56892120
thanks anon

I just want to give them both equal love.
Is that too much to ask?

>>56891282
>fuwa-chan, moco-chan...
>leave the antis to me

>>56892407
Inside us are 2 wolves
One wants what is cute
The other what is funny

Lol...

>>56891282
>Where there are gachikois, I slay them.
So, you kill yourself, or is it like Blade?

anons, I want to kill the one who discouraged FuwaMoco for asking for a tone for his Bau Bau... he just seems like a nobody angry because he's not famous..

>>56892535
based that there is a Zero no Tsukaima doujin, summoning a fat otaku but rapey

>>56892510
I think that.. be hard when they each realize they don’t want to share you and start trying to steal you from the other…

>>56892770
kino incoming

>>56892770
>ooooh, ruffians T_T webm

>>56892842
>So, you kill yourself
Heh

>>56892993
thats when you become the school days MC and suffer the same fate

>>56892842
he kills himself to activate his immortal mode
it's a HIDDEN TECHNIQUE
now that you know of its existence, you must die

>>56892770
We are in for true kino

I've seen number fags talking about if you use adblockers youtube doesn't count you as a viewer? do any ruffians know if this is true? i've been turning off my adblocker for every stream but it's kind of annoying...

>>56893171
Jokes aside, that moment was one of the strongest scenes I have seen in VNs.

you have 15 minutes to be as chuuni as possible before tonight's stream
GO

NEW BREAD
>>56893536

you had better NOT be playing armored core during the FWMC stream, ruffians...

>>56893268
I am not sure, but at the very least, just like the video if you dont wana turn off adblock.

>>56893268
Nobody knows how le algorithm works. Just know that it's rigged against vtubers.

>>56893268
The only way to know is by making a video then testing it from a different device with a different IP. Cant do it from the same device because of the fingerprinting.

>>56893268
last time I checked only chrome without addons would count as viewer
Firefox and chromium forks wouldn't count at all even without adblocking

yada yada they will be late

>>56894290
WRONG