/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cum

>>58422708

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. While I would train even if she wasn't there, I train harder knowing that she will see it one day, and I want to impress her. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. We can watch movies together, we can listen to music together. We can just cuddle, I would love to do that. If she's too angry, she can punch me — I will take it, I will endure it so that she can feel better. She can punch a bag, yes, but, personally, I found out that punching other people releases more pressure. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. Because I want to make her comfortable. Because I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

PIPPA!!!! Dont be dumb. Youre doing great. You are kind and have a nice voice. Proud of you! Pippa love! Pipellow!! :3

>>58422465
seems kinda dumb, ngl

>>58422691
I like this image

>>58422691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDY6lmvAF4

>Don't whore yourself out for drugs
>Do it for a DS!
Typical Pippa W

Honestly Pippa should marry me

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

JELLY IS CUTE

>>58422891

>>58422920
AHHHHHHHHHHH

I didn't even know holocure had micro transactions...

I think Airi is pretty cute.

You drive near a school and see her in a wet shirt offering to wash cars for 8 bucks, says she needs to buy a plushie
What would you do?

Goodnight /pcg/, I love Panko

>>58422920
The fucking layers on these memes man.

>>58422957
She would just make my car dirtier. I would drive away.

Lia makes my head hurt in a good way

hime love

>>58422993
nini-nini pankophile!

>>58422993

>>58422993
Goodnight Pankophile

>>58423022
i love that retard like you wouldn't believe. i really, genuinely, unironically missed her a lot. happy to have her back

Chinchilla is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya7UdL0xt4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya7UdL0xt4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya7UdL0xt4I

Wemi WAPE!(statutowy)

>>58423023
>>58423069
>>58423073
Oyasumi

>>58423113
>already watching her
>click the link anyway
I think I might be retarded

>>58422993
have nightmares anon, nightmares about panko dying horrifically!

>>58423121
but have you considered Wemi WAPE(wevewse)

>>58423113
>Started streaming 85 minutes ago
>it's 3:25AM
I'm so late! Where the fuck did my night go?

Pippa love~!

>>58422957
Try to understand why a 12 year old boy is buying plushies.

>>58423080
i missed her sweet voice so much. i'm happy she's back to regular streams

>>58423009

>>58423258
Well obviously they're for his little sister you baka.

I love this fucking dork so much.

>>58422957
That's sad, I don't like that idea

Lisa should get fucked in the ass

>>58423334
Same here

YOU SUCK

>>58423334
>>58423405
Im glad, but that kiss was mine.

>>58423438
That kiss was just a diversion, the real one was given to me

>>58423430
yeah you

>>58422957
Ask her to marry me. Offer a lifetime supply of build-a-bears and holo merch in return.

>>58422691
KANI

>>58423430
*succs*

>>58423538

[Erina news] She raided Skye Shinryu from EIEN. EIEN lost traction since the year started, for example, the chair yab, but still, the Gen2 members of Phase seem to be somewhat close to them. EIEN members are occasionally seen and are modded in Erina's, Rie's, Remi's, and Shiina's chats. I rarely see EIEN talents in Airi's and Panko's chats, so I'm not sure what the dynamic there is.

>>58423438
>>58423495
I'll let you have the kiss just this time. Her Huge Rod tho? Mine.

>>58423635
Oh, I watched the orca play Alien Isolation. She's cute. I don't get why this is Erina News tho.

>>58423438
>>58423495
When did the kiss start? Erina is now blowing kisses, and Remi is now doing name reading at the end of streams. These are next level parasociality strategies, as if they were told to do it by their managers.

>>58423753
>Remi is now doing name reading at the end of streams
You don't watch Remi.

Pipkiss

>>58423614
i dont know why i did this.

>>58423538

>>58423753
>When did the kiss start?
When we met.

>>58422957
Gas her with exhaust fumes and drive off.

>>58423802
I like to envision it as a ponytail.

>>58423802
kawaii!

>>58423905
>tomboy hair michi
i didnt know i wanted this so badly.

>>58423802
really clean edit, editbito approved. keep it up

>>58423635
Uhhhh ok?

>>58423753
She just cant help herself when Im around

>>58423636
You can have the rod if you want it so bad

I think Pippa is going to be streaming about aliens again tomorrow.

>>58424061

>>58424061
why?

>>58424061
Possibly. Surely she'll do more then 2 minutes of research this time around right~!

>>58424061
surely them looking like ET is a total coincidence and not related to spielberg's new documentary

>>58424001
That stream was so fucking hilarious. My sides still hurt.

>>58423786
I watch all of Phase

>>58424183
Well I watch your mom. lmao

>>58424174
Yeah it was really fun, the idol meeting an EHEHEHE ones were some of my favorites

why are doremus such brats

>>58424295
I have to lay off some steam after watching my daughter all day.

Phase Friend Purin is streaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hxrRLXA3Xg

>>58424465

>>58424282
>EHEHEHE one
That was the stream that made a fan. Every time I think of how long it took me to watch her more I feel like punching myself. In my defense she starts streaming at 1am my time...

>>58424465
SEX DOG RAPE DOG

>>58424465
Grug like Purin
Purin make nice noise
Purin small
Small easy carry back to cave

>>58424465
The onahole is on the online

>>58422993
Late goodnight.

>>58424564
I work night shift so it'd pretty convenient that she starts at the same time as my shift starts. She's always been pretty dorky but in glad that it seems she's more comfortable to mess around on stream as time has gone by

>>58423244
I love this women. I just woke up from a nap. Holy shit, I need to make that woman rest more.

>>58424295
shut up i'm not a brat you're the brat

>>58424564
At least youre here now. She deserves more

What the fuck have I done to myself

>>58425178

>>58425178
Nothing irredeemable

>>58424465

>>58425178
Ask instead what you can do for yourself

>come into me
>come into me

>>58425322
catbox is still dead?

>>58425437
comes and goes

>>58425300

This dude posted /pcg/ list not realizing half of the recommendations are troll ones. Aside from the "meme" recommendations like Katawa Shojo which are actually good. Fraternite is good but is not translated, Trap Shine and Volcano High are dogshit, Wanko no Kuraso is dogshit and has a shit ton of unprompted underage porn which could insta-nuke the stream. Steins Gate is reddit, Monobeno is again not translated but decent, Josou Sanmyaku has uncensored H same with Youmamen. I don't know who recommended Okujou no Yurirei-san but that's a good one. Someone recommended Subahibi yesterday which is a good one since the Steam version has censored all the H if I remember correctly.

>>58425057
>but in glad that it seems she's more comfortable to mess around on stream
I'm really happy about that.
>>58425165
>She deserves more
Much more.
Anyway, I'm dead, gonna hit the bed. Goodnight Makinists.

>>58425530
Why do you make these edits?

>>58425555
Goodnight Makinist

>>58425543
>Steins Gate is reddit
All VNs are reddit.

>>58425555
Goodnight.

>>58425555
have nightmares anon.
sweaty, nasty, morning ruining nightmares!

>>58425555
nini-nini makinist!

>>58425555
sleep well, lil makinist

>>58425613
i hope you dream about butt stuff being done to you

>>58425565

will you brush your teeth before falling asleep tonight?

>>58425579

>>58425787
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fqVyh8leL8

>>58425787
>he's done this before
bito...

>>58425787
probably not

>>58425787
I always do. You do too, right, Bito?

>>58425901
You wanna end up like Pippa?

>>58425923
Not always. But I'm trying to be better about it. I just finished brushing them

>>58425901
You should floss.

This is a picture of Jelly.

>>58425927
i've somehow dodged most mouth problems while barely brushing my teeth
dentist said i need to floss more, but there weren't any other issues last check-up i had
>>58425989
yeah i should

>>58425923

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1701879760249393488
If cod devs thought things were bad this CEO might actually be in danger lmao

>>58426014
a cute picture of jelly

>>58426014
spoiler that next time... gross...

Goodnight /pcg/

>>58426307
have mind altering, eldritch, life shattering nightmares anon.

>>58426336
. . .

Tenma and Uruka will be finishing Battleblock Theater soon (time undecided, conflicting starting times in schedules/waiting rooms)
Tenma POV: https://youtu.be/ePCwi2i1Lvk
Uruka POV: https://youtu.be/tkjNvW1-ZV8

Jelly should be playing Human Resource Machine in 4 hours (1 PM UTC)
[No waiting room yet]

Lumi should be having a workout stream in 8 hours (5 PM UTC)
[No waiting room yet]

Panko should be continuing Super Mario 64 in 7 hours (6 PM UTC)
[No waiting room yet]

Ember will be playing the Arcade Game Series in 10 hours (7 PM UTC)
https://youtu.be/LpvzNY_A3yk

Iori might be playing SAR in 12 hours (9 PM UTC)
https://youtu.be/m0GG7NThx_4

Shiina will be playing board games with Nova in 15 hours (12 AM UTC)
https://youtu.be/XffTA0zqnhw

Dizzy might be playing Dwarf Fortress in 15 hours (12 AM UTC)
[No waiting room yet & she is sick so this will likely be cancelled]

Rie will be counting rice in 18 hours (3 AM UTC)
https://youtu.be/3s2EDwHHLzw

Nasa will be continuing Boku no Natsuyasumi 2 in 19 hours (4 AM UTC)
https://youtu.be/Y4bpEmMnPw0

Erina will be playing Powerwash Simulator in 19 hours (4 AM UTC)
https://youtu.be/Y4bpEmMnPw0

>>58426307
nini michiposter
nini /pcg/

Is Jelly a big girl?

>>58426307
Goodnight Michiposter
>>58426386
Goodnight Starknight

>>58426386
have nightmares anon.
nightmares of the sky falling, of chaos descending, of the death of all you love or ever wished for.

>>58426386
>>58426405

>>58426429
I've had enough of your nightmare posts sheep, time for a snack before bed

>>58426392
for you

>>58426307
>>58426386
Goodnight.

>>58426392
For you.

>>58426392
For me.

>>58425757
One time I dreamed that a futa pinned me against a brick wall and started fucking my ass. When I woke up my butthole was vibrating

>>58426405

>>58426307
nini-nini michiposter!
>>58426386
nini-nini starknight!

>>58426534
I didn't really want to know if I'm being honest

>>58426454
cant eat whats only in the realm of minds.
have extra terrible, extra nasty, extra destructive nightmares for trying though anon~

>>58426534
>bito
checks out

Shiina we're not "mad" at you, we just wanted to watch the dum video! Stop the menhera and go to sleep!

>>58426470

>>58426534
bet it wasn't even your oshi

>>58426581
you thought i could be defeated so easily, but my hunger is yet sated

Goodnight, /pcg/. I love Tenma. I know she said that she will do a guerilla, but I need to sleep if I want to put on muscle. So what if I miss some of her streams if I will be constantly around her once we are married? And to marry her I need to be buffer.

>>58425178
It’s never too late friend. Please, never forget joy.

>>58426944
nini-nini kanpainiki!

>>58426944
have gross, distorted, mentally scarring nightmares anon.

did some more art reps for anyone interested

>>58426944
Goodnight Kanpainiki

>>58427051
not bad anon.

>>58427051
Good work spoilerbito! Hime's body looks a bit too big compared to her head though

>>58427051
cute!

>>58427051
Is your ass still bleeding after that?

How much brown Jelly is actually?

I love this Panda

>>58427515
she's pale

>>58427515
Jelly is only brown if you mix it with peanut butter on a sandwich.

>>58427515
She isn't, but that doesn't stop one shitter during SEA hours who thinks everyone here is brown.

>>58427612
>here
My condolences

>>58427684
I'm brown because I get out of my house into the sun gay vampire.

What are the chances that Jelly is actually one of those unattractive chink girl who’s wearing glasses?

And remember my dear followers and believers, Jelly loves you!

Reminder: Shiina teased and joked about how hot the animation was when she received it. Pretty shitty to raise people’s expectations and then suddenly decide to not deliver.
We could have had a Shiina animation from this guy.
https://files.catbox.moe/59apez.MP4

>>58427515
Not enough

>>58427900
Jelly's apparently a seamonkey but that's Uruka you're describing.

>>58427900
Considering Sakana's taste in recruiting phase girls, i think who gives a flying fuck, you all down bad tonight lusting over dox shit?

Gonna cum in Lumi's hair

>>58428257
Jelly has actually shown her hand in a video, so we know she isn't brown.

>>58428307
so thats her secret for keeping it so silky smooth...

Good morning gentlemen, today is a cloudy day and I still love Shiina

>>58428393
Its ok, i'll hate her enough for the both of us.

>>58428348
yup it gives it that nice sheen

>>58428422
And I will love her enough for the both of us, everything will be balanced

>>58428348
>>58428446
Bukkake everyday

>>58428530
i give her the biggest load so you dont have to anon. save yours up for that special someone.

N

A

I

>>58427208
i think i fixed it?
>>58427387
at least i gave hime a sanbaiman...
i have always choked on stream except against pippa

>>58427515
white as snow from staying inside

Any AI CHADS around? I have a smol request. Panko getting caught while squatting down and peeing.
Bad AI pic for reference. Kinda like that but if possible, with her hand extended like she's telling you to stop looking at her. Bonus points if she's doing the italian hand gesture with that hand kek.

>>58428725
Stand in the circle get Bukkake'd on anon

>>58428972
>>58428725
>>58428530
now i want art of Lumi getting bukkake'd

>>58424465
This dog will be put down next week...

>>58428851
Do you want her yo have three hands too?

>>58429106
Nooooo :< That pic was sadly the first thing that came up when I wanted to show the pose for reference.

>>58429106
Yes
She's very loud two hands isn't enough

Why did the Lia handcam stream get privated?

>>58429613
I went on stream and she gave me a handjob. Sorry.

GET PREGNANT

>>58429780
im gonna cover her in my thick and sticky baby lotion

>>58429613
She accidentally mentioned (for the third time, but this time on stream) how Luca Kaneshiro's voice packs made her cry in a corner.
Nice oshi you got there Liacucks.

>random Airi cheese tweet
Did Lia ever eat her cheese?

G'ni /pcg/ and remember the nightmare poster can't get you if Lisa is streaming.

>>58430159
Sleep tight, anon.

>>58430159
nini-nini capipi!

>>58430159
Goodnight Capipi

I’m going to bed. Psychological meds HATE, meds to cure moldy respiratory system APPRECIATION!

>>58430793
Goodnight Gosling

>>58430906
kyoot!

>>58430793
nini-nini gosling! and nini-nini /pcg/!

>>58431090
Goodnight Bito

Good morning gentlemen, I love Shiina

>>58431222
Rape

>>58430032
Phase Connect is built on broken promises

still missing some points for lime bite
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>>58430032
>he missed the unarchived brap ASMR collab

>>58431179
oyasumi!

>>58431424
Lime is delicious why would I need to give her my hard earned points?

>>58429780
Is lemon streaming Gaylo 3 today?
A four player Halo 3 or Reach collab with some skulls on would be a fun idea
I want her to play ODST

>>58431676
No >>58426379

The sun is rising. Rabbits and rabbit to bed. I wanna pour chicken noodle soup down Pippas throat.

How can pippa have mold in her lungs?

Are doctors lying to her?
This dosnt pass teh smell test.

>>58431850
>Pippa
>passing a smell test

>>58431850
they even still took her temp by sticking it up her butt. maybe they weren't even doctors

>>58429613
Reflections kek

>>58431850
When was the last time Pippa got a blood test?

>the cheese date has been postponed for over a year, since last month
my perception of time is fucked

>>58431962
Requesting fanfic involving two anons giving Pippa a "checkup" (anal sex)

>>58429613
We saw the shadow of her giant nose

Goodnight /pcg/

>>58431962
maybe she went to a vet?
>>58432340
you dont need a blood test for some retarded hack to tell you he dosnt know whats wrong with you, shit like pesistent long term lung infection is serious stuff, she would be coughing blood and be half dead, and pippas biggest problem is her shitty old teeth job getting infected
as lazy as pippa is she even rides a bike once in a while, shes not a black lung miner

>>58431850
pippa is literally a symbiote

>>58432523
Pippa has developed a symbiotic relationship with the infection. It was the only thing between her lungs and total organ failure.

>>58432407
At this point she needs to ditch airi and do it by herself. Fishman really needs to get better at enforcing donothon rewards

>>58432516
night hostage

>>58432523
2 more weeks.

https://puzzle.aggie.io/gRgpIq

Who is faking their mental condition more, Pippa or Lia? I have similar issues as Lia and I am nowhere near as crazy or menhera-ish.

So how many people is Airi gonna scam this weekend

>>58432523
>>58432523
>you dont need a blood test for some retarded hack to tell you he dosnt know whats wrong with you
That wasn't my point, it's Pippa's fault for not listening to her body and taking care of it, since she doesn't talk about blood test I guess she didn't do any since a long, very long time maybe, even though it's the most basic thing to do once in a while and it can help to prevent other shit that maybe she doesn't know, she could at least start there before complaining.

>>58432585
Oyasumi
>>58432744
Goodnight Doremu

>>58428393
grim

>>58432662
You are also no where as cute as Pippa or Lia, being butt ugly has saved your life anon.

How come this general supports its own traitors? I'm referring to Yuri specifically.

I love my little sister very much !

>>58433016
t. Kawaii tranny pushing the "traitors" narrative in every general that had a single graduated talent
You are brown and you are mentally ill. All kawaii fans are pinoys.

>>58433016
hostages insist that she dindu nothing and was wrongly fired. newfags who weren't here for it believe them

>>58433016
i just want to say i am impressed, i feel like this is a well thought out post (compared to usual) if it is intended to try and cause a shitfest. keep up the good effort

>>58433055
yuri didn't graduate. she got fired. remember what panko said about her

>>58433173
And dizzy

>>58433016
Go back to /pkg/ cucktomo heh

>>58433016
you have to go back

>>58431850
>How can pippa have mold in her lungs?
By living in the ghetto.
>This doesn't pass the smell test
Then your nose is broken. Fungal infections through environmental influence has been instinctively recognized for a long time.

How come tenma's spider man looks so weird? I'm referring to the stupid silver suit specifically.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>58433355
I've seen you guys write "capipi", "cappipi" and "capippi" already, which is it?

>>58433421
Capippalist

>>58433268
NO ANONYMOUS, A RETARDED TOURIST ISN'T WORTH GOING TO JAIL FOR!

>>58433457
so "capippi" is the right one?

>>58433421
Harine

>>58433485
No just Pipipipi, like this
https://youtu.be/sQXBayvM9xU?t=330

>>58433421
Pipnig

>>58433421
NO DON'T FALL FOR IT! IT'S A PANKOPHILE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH POSTS TO SMUG AT!

I THINK LUMI

>>58433713
That BITCH

>>58433713
Another innocent soul falls to the lemon's evil...

>>58433713
I also think Lumi.

>>58433612

I've heard Italy is kinda doomed especially for younger generation.
Do you think Panko is gonna get out of there in the foreseeable future?

>>58433485
Dumbass. For future reference, if you want to find out what the right version of a term is you can just do basic reps.
>search "Capipi", "Cappipi" and "Capippi" in the archives
>compare the amount of results

>>58433840
Don't worry, she's going to marry me

I haven't been hugged in like a year

>>58433939
I'll hug you anon :3

>>58433939
i hugged my roommate yesterday..she's warm

Jelly please save us ...

>>58433227
and lemon

>>58433840
Panko is living with her parents. As long as you don't pay taxes Italy is fine, she just needs to keep making money, stop buying retarded things like a kitchen to her parents and get out of Italy and go to Malta as soon as her dad kicks the bucket.

Jelly in about 15 minutes!

>>58433862
a bit unreliable since the gn posters inflate the results for capipi

>>58434152
So does every other use of the word, because the nini posters aren't (complete) newfags and know the correct one.

>>58434257
they are definitely the less facetious ones so you're probably right

>>58432516
How does someone let their carpet get that fucking dirty?

Jelly live!

https://www.youtube.com/live/kZwBWcHUcx4?si=sM66HNbDTItFwyuo
https://www.youtube.com/live/kZwBWcHUcx4?si=sM66HNbDTItFwyuo
https://www.youtube.com/live/kZwBWcHUcx4?si=sM66HNbDTItFwyuo

If I had a knickle for every time Jelly promoted slavery

>>58434554
probably old carpet that doesn't get steam cleaned every year or so. i lived in an apartment with nasty carpeting once. after a few weeks you stop caring as much unless you are autistic or something

>>58434734
nickel*

>>58434098
Moving to Malta could be one of the worst decisions ever. She also doesn't like hot climate.

>>58434734
Historically every society that didn't have menial labour performed by its own invariably degraded.
One could say I'm too racist and classist to endorse slavery.

>>58433939
Do Judo or some kind of grappling, you'll be hugged a lot.

>>58433939
I just passed a year last month :)

I want to world of goo jelly

>commission a skeb by a good and cheap artist
>they accepted immediately
>100% completion rate previously
>30 day deadline
>they let it lapse for no reason

>>58434837
I said Malta because it's the closer one to Italy but any tax haven is fine.

>>58434837
She should just move to South Tyrol. Apartments are expensive but not prohibitive to buy and internet is pretty solid.

>>58434986
>>58433939
Orphans, Asians, Scandis or white Protestants?

>>58434927
Every other sparing partner is some hotheaded retard that doesn't understand that practice is just PRACTICE and will gladly injure you for no reason. This is something that can stay with you for life. That is how braindead those people are.

>>58435116
Taxes are the same and there is nothing aside from bears. Literally the worst place to live in Italy.

Tenma was just eating on stream. Architect status?

Jelly no manko.

>>58434837
Panko's manko being punctured by african refugee cock!

I'd like to fill Jellys register, if you know what I mean.
I'd like to overflow Jellys buffers, if you know what I mean.

>>58435661
Id like to work with assembly with jelly if you know what i mean

>>58435368
What kind of bears? I'm trans btw.

You will never have Jelly jump into your arms bawling her eyes out from stress after her first day at her pentesting job.

>>58435736
N-no…

>>58435736
I'm going to create a tulpa just to prove you wrong, faggot.

Has erina recovered yet?

>>58431222
grim

>>58435736
I actually know someone whose job is to check the security of customers' systems (not just pentesting) and he told me they do nothing and when they do, upper management tells his group to remove all critical failures from the final report so the customer will actually pay them.

>>58435928
I'm not surprised but I've never seen something that egregious in my career. A lot of pentesting is box-ticking.

Where can I find autistic STEM gf like Jelly?

>>58435890
From?

>jong
>You get to play vs Sakana
>If you win, you get to marry your oshi
>If you lose, Sakana has free access to your booty hole forever

Would you? Do you think you can beat the CEO of the biggest vtuber company in Canada, in a match of Mahjong?

>>58436132
I suck at jong but I'll try my chances.

>>58436132
He's not even that good

>>58435959
He probably exaggerated the part where they idle all day.
Also they do vulnerability checks in general, not just penetration testing.
As a side note, a few days ago he sent me a conversation he had with a customer because the credentials that were given to access the website they were testing didn't work, and apparently submitting an image file to a certain form on that website would scramble every credentials in the database.

Since Jelly is playing brain game, I wonder... who has the highest IQ in PC?

>>58436132
Can i bribe him with a handjob under the table? Also can i marry Rie instead of my oshi? Pretty sure Lumi would just divorce rape me

>>58436132
Win win situation.

>>58436132
Why not?
I've already watched Akagi 2 times, he's no match for me.

>>58436183
Generally you're given a time to complete a report, and if you're good enough you can write the report at the same time as testing, so you finish early and have nothing to do.
Most stuff other than pentesting is pretty similar - code review, phishing simulations, red teaming.
That's also common - you can cause printers to spit out hundreds of pages just by scanning the network too.

>>58436215
Pippa

JERRY IS SMART

Would the interviewer like it if I said something stupid like "Married"?

>>58436324
I didn't say to start from the bottom

>>58436283
>you can cause printers to spit out hundreds of pages just by scanning the network too.
That's not exactly the same as blocking administrators from accessing their site by submitting an image file with a form.

>>58436409
No, but the idea is the most innocuous thing will cause the weirdest consequences, and there's not really anything you can do to predict it other than just tell the client what you did. Sometimes they'll be understanding, sometimes they'll blow up at you.

[Jelly news] she is not inclusive.

[Jelly News] She doesn't care about inclusivity.

>>58435890
My penis? No

>>58436405
Kek

>>58436390
It depends how you play it but probably not. They're asking in the context of your career.

is Jellyfish going to be okay

>>58436215
Probably Jelly, but overall bar is low.

>there is a warning about most challenges whose solutions cannot be optimized for both time and space
>still tries to optimize for both
Jelly...

Jelly is great, she's the only streamer able to convince me to download a game while she's playing it

CODE MONKEY
OOK OOK OOK OOK

>>58429613
she played a game with copyrighted music

>>58426379
thank you for your hard work schedule anon

>>58426379
>UTC
Can you bother using a real time zone?

>>58437200
utilize basic math

>>58437274
Must be an american, knows neither math nor his UTC offset

>>58437200
all time zones are defined in terms of UTC. if you learned the basics of how to tell time as a child, that was step 1. step 2 is learning the relationship between UTC and where you live.

>>58436004
That tiny cramped cafe you pass by every day that somehow stays in business.
Also open air market spice shops.

>>58437309
>>58437311
I already know how to convert it. UTC is for gay Europeans

>>58437399
please perform the calculations silently.

Jelly do be programming

Jelly can not into competitive programming

Can't wait for Jelly to reach harder levels and try to optimize those.

>>58437515
Jelly is like those truckers that play truck simulator in their free time.

Which Phase member would give the best anal fingerblast?

>>58437727
Lia

>>58437727
Lisa, if we count phase friends too

>>58437727
Lia knows how to milk a prostate

[Jelly News] She likes things to be hard

we... are... free...

new thread
>>58437899
>>58437899

>>58433713
Will be my future wife.

>>58437853
This is really nice, name of the artist?

>>58438022

>>58438022
Lora on twitter I think

1:07:46 for Tenma lime