/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ike love!

I love this Rose like you wouldn’t believe!

ewiwa cute

me and petra

Incarcerate male livers

(Yu)

Maybe... I should watch more Rosemi...

Sonny onii-chan Love!
Vox Love!

>>59252826
Typical onions face

>>59252655
i don't

cocksleeve material

I fucking love cute tsundere catboys

Terminate Reimu Endou.

>>59252863
silicone?

Yarr I be 3 knees Brisko

Beeg shu

>>59252904
warm flesh

I love Pomu! I want to impregnate this fairy!

>>59252976
*nom*

I miss Finana...

Fill in the blanks.
_uck _e in the a__ tonight

>>59252564
they're going to make fun of him for the amount more than anything, if they're 24 standard-sized mooncakes and i don't want to know how big the package was. or how much it cost, they're not cheap.

>>59253079
May luck be in the air tonight, my friends, and may your pulls be blessed.

Pom

>>59253079
Tuck me in the ape tonight

>>59253113
That's what I meant; he didn't know what he was getting, literally didn't know their size and density, and ordered way too much. The money isn't a problem, we can send him mooncake funds lol.
He's starting to get it too kek
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1706408279079879119

Mysta love

>>59253253
People even here watch streams. I think not.

Thinking about Pomu even though I am literally dying rn

>>59253325
FAT FUCK

>>59253416
It's 10 degrees here and I cried thinking about her earlier and I'm already tearing up again now

>>59252848

>>59253416
I fear that I might be living like that in a month
Stay hydrated anon and keep loving Pomu

Is Pomu still in Japan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfjIBNiE5Rc

death to sleep
i hate sleeping
fuck sleep
im buying energy drinks

Anons I need help for my Reimu com.
I need some that showcases her back and her ass and vagina

>>59253701
Like oshi, like fan.

>>59253713
german suplex

>>59253750
Example?

I think I'm gonna eat some meat pies

>>59243448
>>59244046
i liked the first litterbox link posted, so much so that i drew it as pom myself. happy commissioning https://files.catbox.moe/7y264m.png

>>59253728
the real reason that ike is my oshi is because we both have an equally high chance of dying from caffeine overdose because we thought one more can couldn't hurt

>>59253781
I'll eat your meat pie bbgrl

>>59253545
I started tearing up a few days ago too...

>>59253808
did you ever draw elira pegging a shota i might have missed it

>>59253713
I have some references saved for future comms i haven't asked for yet if you wanna use them
https://files.catbox.moe/njoq36.png
https://files.catbox.moe/toj3oj.jpg

>>59253808
Thank you kyomie

I really think Pomu should rape me

>>59253858
yeah i have
https://files.catbox.moe/iipbzj.png

I love da Wose!

any other anons ovulating rn?

>>59253904
Are you sure? She might drug you...

>>59254020
no im not really good at drawing

>>59253981
Could i ask for Zaion milking a shota and collecting his cum in a bucket while Elira breastfeeds him? Elira could be standing next to the shota to show the towering height difference

>>59253808
Kyomie can you please draw something like this but with Pomudachi instead that shows that the correct way to treat them is to dote on them?

Imagine smashing Sonny with an oversized mallet and stitching his flattened pancake body onto your own skin so that he can never run away or abandon you ever again.

>>59253981
HOLYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>59253981
I swear your shotas are amazing....

>>59254100
>Pomu approaching Selen for a collab
Out of character

>>59252066
Yeah... Realistically speaking nothing will change though, mainly because of my extremely low drive

>>59254093
I second this one since i like the way you draw shotas

>>59253981
GIWTWM

>>59254254
I think it can change pretty easily.
You can fuck me!
We can have sex!
And lots of it!
Do you wanna fuck around?

Love and sex with Petra

>>59254254
wanna become friends and maybe start dating and eventually have sex on our wedding day 10 years from now?

>>59254323
Still the best Pomu gif out there.

loli Doppi
yes or no

>>59254323
>>59254464
The chances of living in the same place are pretty low, but I wouldn't mind pomies

>>59254483
SCHIZO LOLI UOOOOOOOOOH TOT

>>59254506
Please value youself anon... you can fuck around all you want but Pomies? Don't treat yourself so badly...

>>59254506
would you mind something long distance? i don't mind paying for your travel if we actually start dating. where do you live anyway? if it's in the west coast US that's easy.

>>59254506
Where do you live?
You know you could fly over to Straya and have a cheeky Christmas getaway with me.

>>59252629
I wish Niji was like that. Just that and only that.

>>59253884
I appreciate the references but I'm not sure how I can make them work with my com.

>>59254483
YES

>>59253079
Tuck me in the ash tonight!

>>59254630
same

I miss rosemi sama...

>>59254506
kindred please, you can do so much better than a pomie

>>59253079
Fuck me in the asylum tonight?

https://twitter.com/CRPX015/status/1706406638758801842

>>59254652
bud can you please make a vocaroo of yourself saying that 5 times fast while holding your tongue?

>>59254506
kindred.... get with me instead ill give you the world and more

I just saw Enna wrote an essay in moon runes on this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYyixemK_po

>>59254630
isn't it strange that despite there being so many vtuber corps none of them get it "just right" when it comes to cgdct content?
>phase are all racist 4channers
>vshojo are whores
>hololive girls all hate eachother
>idolen are just grifters in it for the money
>nijien was ruined by m*les
very sad that i can't just tune into a vtuber group where girls act genuine and wholesome towards eachother and their audience.

>>59254723
No… Because it just makes me sound like my 3rd cousin who has Down syndrome…

>>59254794
maybe you have unrealistic expectations or a warped view of reality

>>59254593
>>59254607
Travelling and long distance are too much work... but I'm from the Southern Hemisphere of the globe and no, I'm not Reimu kek
>>59254578
Ogie...
>>59254692
>>59254773
Is the kindred having similar problems? That's sucks

>>59253713
Maybe a pose like this but with the hair shifted aside for emphasis on the back?

>>59254900
Or… he’s a /#/schizo trying to stir shit

>>59252390
I think that's perfectly fine, but saying you felt uncomfortable after already reciprocating so much of the feelings given to him just makes the audience feel like they caused him to feel that way. I saw the stream where he said no one is wrong for enjoying that but that's such a tiny part of what this is about. It just feels exhausting to keep loving him at this point, which I'm used to but this time I can't get rid of this cold feeling in my heart after that stream. And I can't just drop an oshi as easily as normies can. We have memories together, he helped me through so much, and I was there during his lowest points, so just dropping him feels like dropping a part of myself. So to now say that any amount of that may have been something he was pretending to enjoy just because he thought that's what he HAD to do makes it feel like a lie, even though no one forced him to do any of it. I don't like having someone's feelings toward me be a lie, especially not something as serious as love. I don't want to believe that he was doing it on purpose and I'm sure he really does still love us but I can't shake the feeling of knowing the comfort and intimacy he gave may have been forced instead of something he earnestly wanted to do.

I'm gonna go shower now.

>>59254907
>Travelling and long distance are too much work... but I'm from the Southern Hemisphere of the globe and no, I'm not Reimu kek
which country? maybe i don't mind relocating if it's a nice place.
please be anywhere except australia it's awful

>>59253884
>First pic
That's a really nice butthole

17 hours so far
Vanta has been stuck for about 4 hours on this boss

>>59254907
Australia is the Southern Hemisphere!
You can just get a job here and we can live together. It's that easy babe!
Don't leave me on read please!

>>59254794
The nijien girls love interacting with nijien males

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k05hn40xmU

>>59254464
>our wedding day 10 years from now
Y'know I actually appreciate how patient this pomie is. Most people want to get married and have kids right away which is such a red flag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkHnjAQUm00

>>59253079
Rape in the luck tonight

>>59254692
>>59254773
Unless that's one of the other two Kindred in the thread, that's not me. I go for Rosebuds.

>>59255014
that's the worst part, very few people in either camp are here for that shit

>>59253065
>>59253042
Paizuri

>>59255054
Rushing is a red flag but waiting too long is one too, biology doesn’t take kindly, my sister is giga autistic and not in the cute way from being born at the very end of my mom’s cycles before menopause

>>59255110
Hey baby you wanna date?
We can be so much better together than we are apart.

>>59253079
Fuck me in the ass tonight.

>>59254974
Wish it was a nicer place, but I'm from South America
>>59254991
Sorry Aussie pomie...

>>59255176
IF YOU INSIST!

>>59255054
i just have issues, it takes a very long time to develop trust in someone. i wouldn't wanna jump into marriage and regret it. dating is the part where you get to know someone so taking your time can only help i think.

>>59255185
wait are you actually brazilian that would be hilarious i love brazil.

>>59254956
Well it really does sound like a personal issue and I hope you can get through it ok. I’m not gonna try to fact check your feelings on the matter. He’ll still be here whenever you decide to like watching him again.

>>59255176
>>59255222
Not If I get him first!!

>>59254794
Shut the FUCK up at least you have options for CGDCT shit. All those choices and you complain about them? You're just being picky. Name fucking ONE corpo that has CBDCT content with no females interacting, no female collabs, or no females mentioned. You can't. So shut the FUCK up you spoiled little FAGGOT and appreciate what you do have.

>>59255185
Hey if you want a brazilian pomie there's always one here...

>>59255312
and yet you still refuse to give krisis a chance while your sani is ghosting you. there's a reason corpos don't want to invest in male vtubers.

>>59255176
Honestly I would fuck a pomie in the ass tonight

>>59255172
Nice try but you can be membered to more than one person. I won't fall for your tricks this time, pomie!

>>59255185
don't date the brazillian pomie he no joke used to be a drug dealer

>>59255312
I would say wait for those sanrio boys to come out but I don’t want you to get “cucked” by hello kitty

>>59255349
>while your sani is ghosting you
god he's so hot when he does this it's like he has a secret and he doesnt want me to know oh sonny i'm going to pry that secret out of your hands you naughty naughty boy

>>59255387
Woah, snitches get stitches.
So who's streaming rn?

>>59255368
But I'm a day one Rosebud!
I watch Rosemi all the time!
I even have lots of Rosemi merch!
It's unfair!!!

>>59255312
Plave

>>59255312
Literally go watch the other company. Their males are banned from collabing now

>>59255256
>dating is the part where you get to know someone so taking your time can only help
God fucking thank you. Feels like no one understands this these days and it's fucking sad.

>>59255455
This, you'll love the Holostars

>>59255387
Why are you lying about me. Giving a bit of weed to friends doesn't count as "drug dealing"

>>59255256
>>59255315
I'm not Brazilian... now I feel like I'm deceiving you guys into something greater than I'm not. Sorry, I will shut up
>>59255387
KEK

I will always love you Mysta

>>59255501
but you ARE a cute brown latina and not a bougie white bitch like Reimu, right?

>>59254956
>I don't like having someone's feelings toward me be a lie, especially not something as serious as love.
Their job is to pretend to love you, none of them love us at all. It shouldn't affect you this much girl, sorry. Maybe do as he did and get professional help.

>>59255549
M8 let it go. He literally graduated to get rid of you guys. Let sleeping dogs lie

>>59255014
>>59255120
I can't speak for everyone but part of the reason I started watching nijien was because it was one of the few places where people weren't super autistic about who interacts with who, at least initially.

>Actual literal hookup thread
Where the fuck did you retards stumble in from? OKCupid?

>>59255277
Maybe but I've seen comments and posts about other kindred feeling the same way, so I'm not alone. Perhaps you're not a yume for him or don't feel as strongly about him. Or maybe just didn't think about it much. I don't know, I was really excited to get more merch and voice packs of him now that I have the money but now I don't think I can enjoy the feeling of getting merch of him. It's such a terrible feeling. I don't even know what to do with my membership now.

>>59255588
This was true for me too, until some of them started taking that as a sign that nijisanji is tinder...

>>59255625
from OKCums

>>59255625
so you don't want my ass? ok

>>59254789
lol the comments section is all Japanese people saying they cried at how nice the EN members are because they are getting angry about the girl being rude about the other girl being fat and Japan should be more like the west and not think its ok to make fun of peoples appearance or comment on it like that, then there is like a few Japanese people saying its good to have that kind of pressure because Japan is healthier as a result kind of thing

>>59255625
Familie if you let me fuck your sister I'll let you fuck my hat

>>59255588
the livers really ruined a good thing they had going. at first it was cool when they hung out with the boys. but then they only hung out with the opposite gender, and it made every collab seem fake and transactional like they're trying to leech eachother's audience or "force" people to like certain livers like Shu who can't carry a solo stream. it just shows you shouldn't take your audience for granted.

>>59254692
>kindred please, you can do so much better than a pomie

Imagine not dating a pomie and fucking them in the ass.

Aggie!

https://aggie.io/UzMLO4t4bg
https://aggie.io/UzMLO4t4bg
https://aggie.io/UzMLO4t4bg

>>59255110
thank fucking god, I was really concerned.
hope you're doing well.

>>59254789
Wtf. Is Enna just hiding her Japanese power level?

>>59255419
>wait for those sanrio boys to come

Why do pomies have so much sex? What about their oshi inspires constant degenerate anal sex?

>>59255758
what's wrong with pomies

>faggots crying about how Nijien livers are dating
are you faggots from /#/ making shit up in your head again?

>>59255708
Biker really ruined a good thing he had going. at first it was cool when he hung out with the femanons. but then he only hung out with the opposite gender, and it made every meetup seem fake and transactional like he's trying to fuck them all or "force" people to like certain anons like the Famelira who can't get any thread attention. it just shows you shouldn't take your audience for granted.

>>59255419
>hello kitty
She unironically has a boyfriend

>>59255642
I am a yume for him, I bought a sample of the cologne he uses and sprayed it on my pillow so it smells like him. I’ve come to my own understanding of this whole thing and love him all the same. I call it personal since while a lot of people feel the way you do, a lot of people feel the way I do, too. It’s a complicated feeling for sure and it really comes down to how everyone processes their feelings on it.

>>59255419
I don't know that much JP but it's nice to know there will be another LAM brother
>get “cucked” by hello kitty
It's okay she's a gigastacy. I'll allow it once.

>>59255451
I watch them sometimes. I see why they're popular. Bamby's very cute he kinda has Kyo energy when Kyo is around Ren.

>>59255455
They still do some female collabs, just not with holo females (thank goodness). Also they get mentioned on stream often and their fans bring up the girls all the time even when no one's talking about them so it gets annoying.

Face it there's plenty of cgdct companies and groups, but there are no EN cbdct ones so I think that other anon should stop complaining when they have plenty of variety.

>>59255791
>Why do pomies have so much sex?
Man, I fucking wish.

>>59255687
i'll take it! please!

>>59255625
Lack of streams turns viewers into normies

Bros, are latinas really as good as people say they are?

>>59255791
Pomu did this to us... She inspired to think about anal all day long.

>>59252826
timestamp?

>>59255927
ask Vox

>>59255791
I don't have sex and will never have sex and don't want to have sex and I am content masturbating until i die. No real woman can ever hope to come close to the stuff I fap to

>>59255837
It's Ennaschizo. He is even posting bait on the catalog and in the # thread.

>>59255758
Hey let a girl be desperate ; ;

>>59255642
nta but nade nade, I feel you

>>59255687
Please don't give it to a Kyomie, they just wanna be black. I'll treat you nicely!

>>59255312
StarsJP…

>all this time Vanta thought there was a third phase
lmao

>>59255927
the primary appeal of latinas is that they make the best wives. they are raised in close-knit family-oriented households but they aren't outright submissive towards their husbands and can speak up when issues arise in the family. it'd be nice having a wife that is as devoted to you as you are to her.
also they have nice feet

>>59256014
i also masturbate to myself

>>59255870
I've just never felt loved like this before so it's really hard to process. I'm trying to deal with it, but I don't know how to get through this. It's just so painful...I wish I were in your shoes.....
Sorry for jumping to conclusions.....

>>59256029
ueee......

>>59255890
of course there's no en cbdct, there is no market for this shit

>>59255913
Yet Hololive Global hasn't descended into hell like this thread

Even fucking /ggg/ aren't talking about "dating"
This is on you

>>59255927
They make for great tsunderes

>>59255890
We even have Holostars Shills now in here. No wonder there is a fucking rando/ vesper general in the catalog.

>>59256024
how can you call yourself desperate when you're so mean to pomies who are perfectly willing and capable of giving you love?

>>59256057
Is Pomu a latina?

>>59256057
To add to this, some latinas have a great ass. Not all though, but pretty nice shapes are not uncommon.

>>59256073
Important part is you are willing to process these feelings and move forward as a person Kindred. We might not be much help as anons, but some of us do genuinely wish you the best.

>>59255455
>Their males are banned from collabing now
And holofags call niji the "black company". Not when treat their own employees are treated like second class citizens. Having to segregate them because of their demented fans.

>>59256109
Reimu is the worst kind of latina

>>59256133
She’s a flip

>>59255312
pure cbdct doesn't exist unfortunately, the best you can hope for with male vtubers is ones that interact with girls but don't flirt or approve of hetshipping, sort of like some niji jp boys. people are mentioning stars (en/jp) but they have a different problem of being the ''weaker'' branch and being used for cuckposting/owning the girls' unicorns

>>59256110
Holofaggots are holofagons cum eating cuckolds as always. I hope Selen enjoy having orgies with Nijisanji EN and JP and Holostars. And E-celebs streamers.

>>59256133
No but she wants some latinass

>Looks at thread
Fucking disgusting. Is there a plugin that allows you to report every post in a thread at once? (I'm not announcing a report or "sage" I'm just curious)

man

>>59256212
>pure cock ball dick cock torture doesn't exist unfortunately
Anon are you ok?

>>59256241
>says while posting fbk

>>59255955
his milk in a bag stream 2:05:39

>>59256212
most malevtubers start streaming to hit on their oshis
no one really wants to entertain women

>>59256258
woman

>>59255588
Coming from watching NijiJP for years before EN existed nothing NijiEN has done in that respect of male/female interaction has bothered me while seeing people freak out over everything here. NijiEN hasn't gotten anywhere near as daring as some JP with that kind of stuff to this day. Imagining the meltdowns if there were hetship covers being released, the girls had a stream where they were discussing which boys they would want to date the most, one of the guys was reading fanfic a girl wrote about wanting to have sex with him on stream, one of the guys sang a song in 3D making fun of gachikoi fans who send "concerned" messages to female livers about them seeming too close to one of the guys and people might get the wrong impression, male/female members going to minecraft festivals as a couple on a date, hetship couple based game shows, multiple girls fighting over which of them a guy loved the most and really wanted, male members princess carrying female members on stream and so on. It really makes me laugh when people pull out that whole "NijiJP would never do this" kind of shit. It's funny I kind of thought I would hate NijiEN before I watched it but Lazulight hooked me and I have stuck with them until now.

>>59256278
>vtuber on a vtuber board versus "muh dick latina ass hey bbygurl come hit me up on discord I"ll comfort you"

>>59256241
This fucking modern 4chan by the way a hugbox like a social media now. We are the snowflakes now. Like Reddit and Twitter.

>>59256110
>women in thread
>"women" in thread
i understand

>>59254956
: ( kindred.....man vox is stupid for making fans feel like this.

>>59256241
>Get new janny
>Police the thread
>Regulars seethe
>Gives up after a week or two because thread regulars hate him
>Repeat
This always happens kek

>>59256073
It’s no biggie. I hope you can figure out how you feel eventually. Just know that he would want you to process these feelings and come out as a stronger person. Maybe in the meantime you can go watch some other comfort media, it helps me out a ton when I go through bad times.

The automated spambot is back

I love my bird wife Enna!

>>59253317
he thought he could take it being a size queen and all. if he saw how much each box weighed it would've given it away

>>59256093
How many times do we have to teach you this, old man? There is a market, but you just don't want there to be.

>>59256112
>watching whatever vtubers you want means you're shilling them
Least retarded anon who's incapable of deductive skills

>>59256212
krisis are unironically pure cbdct. they act like genuine bros and love talking to eachother. there's no forced shipping like what mysta admitted management forced him to do with vox. truly just give them a chance sis.

I've been thinking about applying to Neo Porte and setting up a collab with Selen so she can introduce me to Pomu
What do you guys think?

>>59253981
That's literally me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ps9l6-weY

>>59254630
>>59254666
>>59254794
Why do you delusional fucks still hang around here? Is it just to shit up the place?

>>59256417
There isnt, not in the west.
There is like 3 or 4 male vtubers that reach 1k viewers, one being a luxiem leech and the other is Nyanners' boyfriend

>>59256423
That one in the right side? Me

>>59256481
>Is it just to shit up the place?
Yes you answered your own question

>>59256497
indie male vtubers*

>>59256326
The Latina posting is at least relevant cuz of Reimu but I agree the "ironic" flirting of Pomudachis got old half a year ago

>>59256212
>the best you can hope for with male vtubers is ones that interact with girls
FUCKING GRIM

>>59256430
Shut the fuck up, male

>>59256382
Wah wah wah wah hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha Holofaggots cum eating cuckolds. That's like you sound.

>>59256417
>How many times do we have to teach you this, old man? There is a market, but you just don't want there to be.
there really isn't one. every single english male vtuber either leeches off girls or leeched off luxiem's chinese fans. western women truly don't care about vtubers, and the yumes in this thread are just a vocal exception. hell if this thread is an example with how dead its become over the last few months even the very few western male vtuber fans are jumping ship.

>>59256324
Most westernoids watching NijiEN come from a hololive background and still believe this place is for idols. Pls andastand.

>>59256481
>called out for enjoying cute situations like the OP and wanting more of it
>meanwhile multiple women in this thread cry about how there's no CBDCT and they aren't catered to enough :''''(((( and setting up dates with faggots using Pomu avatars so the jannies are bewildered into thinking they're on topic posts and apparently that's perfectly fine

Kill yourself you pagpag eating retard

>>59256568
I'm not ironic just very lonely.
I tried checking out /soc/ because anons keep calling these threads /soc/ but that board is unironically just coomers and scambots.

>>59256481
Thread is already shit, why are you trying to police anons when they try to shit it up in their own way? In b4 muh soc posts isn’t a shitpost

>>59255708
>or "force" people to like certain livers
I feel this one the most, especially from the boys. What were they thinking

>>59256435
i think the plan is awful but there's some merit to it

>>59256324
>one of the guys was reading fanfic a girl wrote about wanting to have sex with him on stream
>multiple girls fighting over which of them a guy loved the most and really wanted
Which ones were these?
I also don't think ''hetship'' song covers count, a lot of them don't really have shippy subtext but maybe it's just me. I guess I don't mind it if the two don't actively flirt on stream or have a sibling-like dynamic.

>>59256698
Just like here. But with anime e-girls.

>>59255457
I was the one who commented on taking too long. I agree and understand. I just think a 10 year window is too long. If you don’t know if you want to be with someone after being together for 5 years, either you have bad commitment issues or you don’t trust each other. Only so many young years in your life, and there’s a literal biological clock on having kids

>>59256698
we already have coomers
There's an automated spambot in this thread right now
The difference is that you might actually get laid over there

Another day

Another loop

Another routine

Another fruitless effort

99 percent of CGDCT beggars are /u/schizos trannies

Any femanons want to post their belly buttons? I'll review them in extremely autistic detail and you'll learn something about how obsessive fetishist weirdoes approach the aesthetics of things you pay no attention to.

>>59256742
>one of the guys was reading fanfic a girl wrote about wanting to have sex with him on stream.
Belmond Banderas reading Ange's fanfic on minecraft.

>>59256430
>claims krisis is cbdct when Reimu is busy attention whoring in every Vantakek stream while phantomos rush to ship them together

>>59256657
Honestly shocking to see how you "cute girls" retards are the most demented fucks on the board. I feel like the girls are better off without you.

An announcement shall be reveal

>>59256324
one of the first clips i watched of nijisanji was them doing this couples' quiz or something. all i remember is akina was paired with this girl with huge badonkers

>>59256774
Trying to get laid with mentally ill people no thank you. That's even I don't care to gachikoi, unicorns or be a gosling to vtubers. They are worse mentally ill people than here or the same.

>>59256818
>3 minutes
what else did she say

>>59256848
Unless it's AR Live or Puchisanji EN, I really don't give a fuck, intern-kun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igoAUCkIEpw

>>59256848
Yeah, they're announcing my solo debut, I've never streamed before, and I have no talents but niji thought my pre stupidity was entertaining, and they let me in

>>59256606
i know, right? on one hand it can't really be helped as vtubers started off as female-dominated, but on the other they could at least put in some effort to at least keep some sort of a distance from the girls. i respect how my jp oshi handles female interaction but it would've definitely been ideal if it was pure 100% cbdct

wake me up when enna's schedule is out

>>59255549
Imagine if Mysta were a MSGK

>>59256874
God, Aizono is so unbelievably hot...
Anyways I'm taking requests for pixai gens, it can be any luxiem, alban, or any of the girls

Save us aster!

>>59256326
Latina ass is always relevant

>>59256568
What happened to the good old days when 2d > 3d was a universally acknowledged rule? Back when everyone knew bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks but drawings will never leave you?

>>59256698
Go outside. Go to a bar. Join a Facebook group. Find people with similar interests, get to know them. Go to a convention. Find people with similar interests, get to know them.

Stop hitting on femanons you'll never meet irl and shitting up the thread with it. You get horny? Masturbate like the rest of us but I am so tired of people using my oshi to post constant and annoying shit like
>hey bbygurl lemme slide in ur DMs

>>59256993
reimu in a german suplex, thanks bro

It's actually getting sad that people are trying to make thread dating app what Is goin on...

>>59257021
What the fuck is a German suplex

>>59257018
You're never going to stop the australian pomie... I already tried for months

>>59257046
Biker just steals all the girls info and refuses to share
>>59257048
Wrestling moved. Easily the most commonly used in anime. NERD

>>59256814
Oh, that. I don't really take what Ange does seriously when it comes to her flirting with guys, it's pretty obvious it's not serious and is more of a bit. I don't think she has any hetships people genuinely ship and don't just take as a joke.

>>59256497
>>59256616
What is it with men speaking on behalf of womens' interests? Are you guys trannies? How do you know what women want or like? Imagine if I said this about there not being a market for female vtubers because Luxiem got more merch than ethyria. Anyways you're both clearly catalogmonkeys so I'm going to just stop responding since you're replying in bad faith.

>>59256324
When did any of the NijiJP girls send their chat to a male's stream and call simultaneously to interrupt his BFE ASMR stream?
Maybe the minimum standard is just acting professionally on stream and maintaining proper boundaries.

>>59256732
It's pretty weird how the boys all decided to pair off with a different girl to force hetships with. It really reeks of something management encouraged them to do but it inadvertently made interactions awkward and made both fanbases bitter.
>Vox/Reimu
>Luca/Pomu
>Ike/Selen
>Shu/Petra
>Mysta/Mika
>Fulgur/Millie
>Alban/Nagi
>Kyo/Enna
>Aster/Finana
>Hex/Meloco
>Ver/Kotoka
Like, it can't be pure coincidence that they ALL tried to force this shit, right? And nearly all were universally hated until they were forced to stop interacting with the other party. Fortunately it seems like most of them have realized this was fucking stupid and bad for their careers. I don't hold any resentment towards any of these livers I just think it was stupid.

im so curious about the state of my belly button but i am NOT going to take a picture of it in my uni bathroom..

>>59257074
That's not me mate

>>59256423
Me on the left and Vox on the right :))))))))

>>59257018
I prefer talking to femanons who share similar interests(vtubers, anime, masturbating) than trying to interact with normies at a bar or the serial killers on /soc/. Why can't you make friends on 4chan? Is it really that bad?

>>59257046
Like the Hololive threads are any better. Only coomers posting and underage people there.

>>59257179
he's saying you should be a buta instead

What's with Pomies being so perfect, masculine, strong, virile and based?

i just opened the stream and i don't understand what is wilson talking about

>>59257130
Then it's probably the californian pomie or the other australian pomie. It's not my fault you guys have extremely similar writting styles.

>>59257105
Of course is a fucking seanigggers cum eating cuckolds. Poorfaggoots normalfaggots seamonkeys schizophrenia people from Indonesia. Muslim roach people.

>>59257046
/NijiEN/ dating show when

>>59257103
>NijiJP
>BFE ASMR
lol you actually think thats a thing?

>>59257217
i find it weird that he's annoyed by pomudachis of all people doing this when pomu does this same shtick on stream every time she collabs with a girl. she even has a famous clip of trying to flirt with reimu for being a "beautiful sexy latina." we've simply become pomu.

>>59257103
Are you an bitter ex-kindred or a shit stirrer who is still using the same old drama no one cares about anymore? Can't tell nowadays.

>>59257179
If it was friendship you were after you wouldn't be exclusively seeking femanon attention day in day out

>>59256951
The best we can do is make ourselves known like male fans do. Women are too reserved so no one ever knows what the fuck we want. We don't have to be obnoxious as they are but we should certainly say that we want more cute boys with just cute boys and that girls don't have to be a part of anything.
>but twitter might cancel me-
That's what the block button is for and you could always turn off notifs from people who don't follow you. I've done it and it's been wonderful.

so why is the fatty using Rosemi images now?

>>59256961
I'd give him correction

>>59257293
>he doesnt know

>>59256194
Blame Jap. Omega was fine with the cross branch shit but Jap fuckin loathed it. He can't stop them from collabing with ID and JP but he can EN

>>59256224
>projecting his cuck fantasies

>>59257295
all other things aside i agree with the singular point that it's ok when pomu does it

>>59257298
i've befriended a few male anons, but asking males to be your friend is weird because they assume it's something gay. i added a rosebud from here and he's incredibly cute and wholesome.

>>59257277
Is there a single Pomudachi in this thread that you like?

>>59257295
>The fanbase reflects the streamer haha-
>No not like that!

>>59257105
Don't you love being the third wheel in streams and watching people try to awkwardly flirt with each other?
NijiEN management really does think women are the only people watching this branch if they thought that was a good suggestion.

>>59256698
Find a cougar and have her suck your balls dry
t. knower

>>59257098
>Imagine if I said this about there not being a market for female vtubers
You'd simply be retarded since the industry is dominated by female vtubers and only niji/stars are relevant in the en sphere, while even indies have a bigger audience than luxiem these days

Vanta called Geppeto a discord mod
is he right?

>>59257379
Well lucky me, because I'm Pomu!

>>59257386
Oy are you the Pomie I was playing through Halo 3 with?

>>59257217
>>59257179
You know how most anons got in contact with femanons? By playing zomboid or minecraft, not by being here. Also you should stop using Pomu images.

>Yeah but

Shut up, if you don't want to use an effectivem method you're just shitposting for the sake of shitposting.

>>59257368
>Jap fuckin loathed it
That's horse shit and you know. You know that damn well most of the seething comes from western schizos.

>>59257411
huh is he still going...

okay willy now tell us what are the consequences if you don't beat everyone's scores in EN

>>59257395
women hate it too, reimu killed vox's career in the end. i have to assume whoever decided forced hetships was a good idea was a hololive plant who got hired into NijiEN with the sole purpose of sabotaging the branch.

>>59257103
Reimu doesn't have even a modicum of professionalism

wilson wants to beat every en in watermelon game......he's ngmi

>>59257295
Because
A: pomu is a cute girl
B: pomu knows these people and has met them irl
C: pomu interacts with them in a manner that's meant to be seen as a joke and played off for laughs.

>>59257461
>femanons
>zomboid

>>59257337
Probably a phasecuck from brown banned vt memes. Like the trannies jannies phasecucks in the numbertrannies thread. Or a underage spic shitposting.

>>59257468
bro he is at the last boss finally
he has been going for like 18 hours now

>>59256324
There's also the recent
>girl and guy shilling mattresses while the girl's messing with him by acting like they're a couple who sleep on the same one
But to be fair, they toned that stuff down in recent years, and even then it was mostly only possible because NijiJP's audience has a relatively high proportion of normies who can see jokes for what they are, as opposed to the socially retarded idolbuta unicorns and yumefujos swarming NijiEN.

So no meds?

>>59257461
you're agreeing with me, scroll up

>>59257398
Shoto, an indie, is bigger than both.

>>59257395
>Don't you love being the third wheel in streams and watching people try to awkwardly flirt with each other?
You might need to take your medication anon.

>>59257397
i love older women but older women don't want a autistic manchild to call them mommy and ask them to pick up mcdonalds on the way home from work...

>>59257456
nah i only ever played halo 2

I made a new account so i can farm gifted membies again

>>59257395
You mean a male and a female flirting with each other in a one-on-one collab isn't your idea of entertainment?

Watermelon Game Scores

Vezalius Bandage - 3007
Kotoka Torahime - 2858
Meloco Kyoran - 2835
Sonny Brisko - 2610
Maria Marionette - 2522
Luca Kaneshiro - 2107
Yu Q. Wilson - TBD

>>59257046
Have you seen the weeb birth rate statistics? We're well on our way to extinction. We need a /nijien/ breeding program to offset the losses

I'm really drunk right now. I'm sorry for everyone. I'm probably getting laid off in a few months

>>59257179
No they’re just policing so people pay attention to gender wars shitposts instead. You just need to look at meet-ups from other boards historically to know that nobody in good faith really cares, just shitposters whose baits aren’t being bitten. Especially when the nerdy hobbies required physical meet-ups before digital became the norm, such as /tg/, couch co-op /v/, or people choosing to meet each other at cons on /a/, people meeting each other at stadiums/arenas on /sp/, people meeting for group cinema on /tv/, people becoming gymfriends and spotting for each other on /fit/, or even racists meeting each other at /pol/ meet-ups, which are more racially diverse than most liberal western corporations.

>>59257516
kinda fucked how phase gets special treatment

>>59257535
No meds monday/tuesday! :D

>>59257371
Like all the Hololive people in here. Being Muslim roach people. Brown spics incels. And mutts. From /pol/ niggerfaggots normalfaggots.

>>59257398
But there really isn’t a market for female vtubers like that. Men don’t want cgdct in the west and it’s not popular. Men want mixed gender collabs and flirting. I am an expert on these things.

>>59257365
i do know that there isn't any male in nijijp that does regular explicit boyfriend asmr scenario streams like vox

>>59257624
Anon... at least don't drink away any savings you may have.

>>59257388
I like
>Pomudachi that praise Pomu
>Pomudachi that say they love Pomu
>Pomudachi that are horny for Pomu
>Pomudachi that play Warlocks in WoW
>Pomudachi that have Apotasaurus as their favorite dino
>Pomudachi that like space
>Pomudachi that like 3-Gatsu no Lion

I like tons of pomudachi. I just don't like pomudachi that I frequently see talking about femanons but never about Pomu.

vanta is going to fuck up his sleep schedule

wtf wilson

>>59257614
God I want to fuck a feesh

molesting willy's empty shell of a body

Why is Wilson's tracking so fucking good?

>>59257656
>mindbroken Niji

please just stop replying it can't be that hard to recognize falselfaggers and people arguing in bad faith and shitstirring shitposters is it...

I miss Elira.

He doesn’t know by samefagging and derailing a post with policing he immediately outs himself as the shitposter

>>59257318
you're right, though there's also the problem with a lot of twitter fans actively pushing hetships themselves (even when the talents don't do it sometimes) and they will just call you a parasocial fuck because you dare tell them they're being retarded for probably making their oshi(s) uncomfortable by trying to insist they're dating a coworker.
but i suppose people do need to speak up more, likeminded people will hopefully end up agreeing with you.

>>59257624
Keep drinking my friend you are nearly home

>>59257585
Oh, the guy who people unironically thought was a luxiem member because of the amount of leeching? and I mentioned him on my previous post, and again, there like 3 or 4 en male indies that reach 1k viewers
No ones gives a fuck about male vtubers in the west

>>59257105
I honestly can't imagine how people like you would react if any of these people actually did actively encourage hetships for real like people in NijiJP have.

>>59257098
>What is it with men speaking on behalf of womens' interests? Are you guys trannies? How do you know what women want or like?
are you serious? woman's inability to understand herself or her own desires is like the oldest observation in the book.

>>59257878
How’s the self cocksucking ennaschizo?
Also lol>>59257861

>>59257840
doesn't work because they reply to each other or samefag, as we've observed whenever one guy gets banned and an entire reply chain disappears.

never change willy, never change.

>>59257878
>they're being retarded for probably making their oshi(s) uncomfortable by trying to insist they're dating a coworker
Don't fujos do the same?

>>59257845
At least we'll get Elira tomorrow, right?

>>59257924

>>59257770
I love pomu but I play priest

>>59257878
Say screw your hetships and be on your way

>>59254254
Please don't whore yourself out to pomudachi.
Have some self respect

>>59256801
This is true but for some reason they think you're calling everyone who likes cgdct trannies which isnt the case. I'm a cbdct enjoyer and I dont think there’s anything wrong with enjoying that stuff.

>>59257878
Hetshipping is part of nijien culture

>>59257985
Okay I think Spriest is pretty cool so you get a past too

>>59258014
Nta but hi peep

>>59257845
This but Pomu.

>>59258039
Can't believe EN hate gays.

>>59256412
I hope the same won't happen to me.
I'm gonna take a nap, please give me a brushie =w=

>timeloop stops once the pomudachi start hounding the femanon
Curious

>>59257770
3-gatsu no Lion is my favorite anime, wanna be my pomudachick gf?

>>59258060
ops pass*

>>59257770
I'm all of those except the dino one because I don't remember dinosaurs and the 3-gatsu one because it was shit

wait, isn't that "automated spambot" just that cali mystake retard?

>>59257878
How to shut those people down when you have livers actively making their entire personality revolve around shipping?
People like Reimu, Petra, Finana, Enna, Kyo, Ver and Uki have been encouraging shipping and being obnoxious about it.

It's over

How do I get an invite to the numbercord?

>>59257931
not everyone who disagrees with you is the thread boogeyman
>>59257941
yes, but no. fujos will usually focus on shipping the characters being played rather than the people behind them, while all you see hetshippers say is how they're totally dating offline. not to mention hetshipping can be an easy harassing tool for antis.
plus there are a lot of fujos who keep their delusions to private accounts (especially on the jp side) exactly because they want to avoid the talents becoming awkward with each other.
>>59257990
yeah hetshipping is indeed cancer and you should kys if you engage in it

>>59258170
he just started.....

>>59258014
Ogie, just because you say so peep

>>59258191
Fujos are more toxic than hetshippers. Hetshipping is morally correct

>>59258110
have a good nap!

>>59258208
This needs a Todd edit, he would fit in perfectly here

>>59258191
>5 minute gap just to write an essay
Topkek

>>59258123
>Femanon talks about wanting to date a pomie
>Suddenly a bunch of rosebuds going crazy and wanting to set nijien on fire
>Peeps saying how femanons shouldn't whore themselves

>>59258173
post hands
if brown, welcome to town

>>59257878
Yeah that annoys me too but the best you can do in that situation is make it known that those people aren’t really fans because theyre usually not.

looking at shorts on youtube its kinda crazy how Scarle was able to fuck Astarion and get a kiss from Karlach
she is somehow doing better than most vtubers Ive seen