/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Tummy hort.

>>59421545
Biboo is a better cnny

gura is no bret hart

>>59421545
>Got kicked in the face so hard it pretty much ended her career
>Foot fetish

if she's so great why can't she overcome alcoholism?

>>59421545
>I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be
Grim

>>59421612
Biboobs too big.

>>59421545
Gawr Gura killed Gawr Gura.

>>59421545
Unironically yes

>>59421545

>>59421545

>>59421807
She's the best at being a vtuber, not as a functioning human.

>I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be
if thats the truth than truly EN Vtubing is doomed lmao

mistah gooba...ahm fooked

>>59421944
She's flat. The heart-shaped thing just creates the illusion of curves.

>>59421545
>was
your time is up, goob.

>>59424152
Cope.

>>59421545
Ironically the Gura killer curse worked even on her, that shit is way too strong.

Bret hart was a boring cunt

>>59424703
Bret Hart vs Steve Austin at WrestleMania 13 was the greatest wrestling match ever in a non-AJPW event

Still waiting for that NWO angle

>>59421545
same chan i kneel

>>59421545
It’s the most iconic model in Hololive that’s for sure

>>59421545
I'm not a pedo.

>>59426946
Don't knock it till you've tried it. It's important to be open to different experiences.

CM Punk comparison is spot on, since both of them are washed up.

>>59427209
I get it. Because she's a shark.

>>59421545
It's a tragedy in some ways that, in a post-Gura world, vtubers will need to come up with cope for why they don't have 4 million subs yet

>>59421545
Gawr Gura will never be Bret Hart, because she doesn't work hard and hates the business.

>>59424703
That's because you're nothing but a homo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86UqgNjQzg0

>>59427209
Washed up and are whiny bitches. I wonder if Gura had a tendency to try to hook up with her co-workers then drop them when she got bored with them, just like CM Punk did with the female talent during his indie and WWE days. He even tried to hit on Britt Baker while in AEW and cuck Adam Cole.

>>59427209
We already decided in the previous wrestling thread that Rushia is CM Punk

>is
wrong
>was
right
>ever will be
i highly doubt that

>>59421545
you're right why are you statin the obvious here ?

>>59421545
Never seen a stream of hers so I couldn't disagree more

>>59421545
THE TWO TIME BACK TO BACK

>>59421545
she really was the epitome of vtubing

>>59421545
who is this vtweeter

You die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain. Gura is THE reason that vtubing became a thing, that's undeniable. But Cover is a shit company and has been ruining what could have been 3 years of Gura actually having fun with streaming. Same thing with Ame. Too much red tape to have fun or be creative. Too much "sign a million acrylic stand" bullshit. The point of a streamer is to have fun and entertain, not shill merch.

>>59437385
>Gura is THE reason that vtubing became a thing, that's undeniable

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

>>59421545
THEY SAY ALL VTUBERS ARE CREATED EQUALLY, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT GAWR GURA AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. YOU SEE, NORMALLY WHEN YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER VTUBER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL. SO YOU GOT A 25% CHANCE - AT BEST! - AT BEAT ME. BUT THEN YOU ADD KOBO KANEARU TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DOWN. SEE THE 3 WAY AT /#/, YOU GOT A 33 AND A THIRD CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I GOT A 66 AND TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE KOBO KANEARU KNOOOOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT ME, AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY.

SO GAWR GURA, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 AND A THIRD CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT A 8 AND A THIRD CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WERE TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN TAKE 66 AND TWO THIRDS PERCENTS, I GOT A 141 AND TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF WINNING AT /#/.

SEE GURA, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!

>>59428101
>Is in the biggest company
>The most menhera there
>Gets exiled
>Friend(s) helps them join new company
>Everyone happy
>The most menhera there
>All but officially exiled again
Pretty accurate to be honest.

>>59427113
I'd prefer not to experience being a nonce.

>>59428064
>man who has a track record of being a sexual deviant in the past is still a sexual deviant to this day
No way.

>>59439348
Mayonako no Yoruko-san is a good place to start. It's probably my favourite series.
https://nhentai.net/g/430843/

>>59440623
based

>>59440623
>I don't want to start
>This is a good place to start
Something got lost in translation here.

>>59421545
>>59422070
In the end the Gura killer was just Gura herself

>>59441011
I never take no for an answer

>>59421545
>I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be
picture must be unrelated

>>59421545
No no

>Golden age wrestlers are pre-pandemic stars with Fubuki as the Hogan
>Bret is Coco exisint in golden age helping the new age get started by starting up EN
>Stone Cold Gura is the biggest ever
>Stars of today cant compete to Guras image when she isnt evenm streaming but always gets the biggest pop when she returns

The funny [part of this analogy if people thnat dont watch wrestling anymore can get this compairson since they dont know whats going on or care why Umaga has been champ for 3 years or why a new WCW gets 2/3s of the ratings with people that arent the Rock

>>59421545
Sadly this is true. Vtubing has jumped the shark (queue laugh track) and once she makes her graduation official it'll end the golden age of vtubers that began in 2020

>>59441799
who is the rock of vtubing? Korone?

>>59444200
2nd to cross 1 million? Still big today even if she isnt pushed?

>>59421545
No no no, to be the very best Gura must out a bullet through her head live on stream, cover making an announcement of it, cement her existence as legend, etching her very being into the minds of every vtuber fan AND anti. Only then will she be the best for all eternity.

>>59421545
EAT
SLEEP
STREAM TWICE A MONTH
REPEAT

MOCOCO
GET THE TABLES

First of all, I would like to thank the many, many fans throughout this country that wrote cards and letters to Gawr Gura, the American Dream, while I was down. Secondly, I want to thank Cover Corp for waiting and taking the time, because I know how important it was -- HoloFes -- it is to the Hololive fans and it is to Cover Corp. And Gawr Gura, the American Dream, with that wait, got what I wanted: Omega Alpha, the manager of EN!

I don't have to say a lot more about the way I feel about Omega Alpha. No respect! No honor! There is no honor among thieves in the first place. He put hard times on Gawr Gura and HoloEN. You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work and got four, five kids, and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell them 'Go home!'. And hard times are when a man has worked at a job thirty years -- thirty years! -- they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say 'Hey, a computer took your place, daddy!'. That's hard times! That's hard times.

And Omega Alpha, you put hard times on this country by forcing Homo Collabs. That's hard times! And we all had hard times together. I admit, I don't look like the athletes are today supposed to look. I'ma little to small and cute, my tail is just a little big, but brother, I am bad, and they know I'm bad. And there were two bad people: one was Kizuna Au -- and she's dead, brother -- and the other one is right here!

Omega Alpha, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things belongs to these people. I'm gonna reach out right now. I want you at home to know, my hand is touching your hand for this gathering of the biggest body of people in this country, in this universe, all over the world. Now reach it out! Because the love that was given me -- and this time I will repay you, now. Because I will save HoloEN, on this Hard Times Blues Gawr Gura Tour '23!

And Alpha Omega, HoloEN Management, let me leave you with this: One way to hurt Omega Alpha is to take what he cherishes more than anything in the world. That's his precious homos. I will take it. This time, when I take it, daddy, I'm gonna take it for you. Let's gather for it! Don't let me down now, 'cause I came back you, for that man up there that died ten, twelve years ago, that never got the opportunity to see a real idol. I'm proud of you and thank god I have you. I love you. Love you!"

>>59424938
I don't think someone like Friend is going to turn heel anytime soon