/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

My wife is cute.

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

my wife just made me crash again

I Love Yuko!

I MISS CONI

What the fuck is wrong with Yuko this stream?

happiness

plappily pounding puffy poko pussy

i would like to take this moment before I go to sleep to thank our bread bakers and to wish all my jewbros a good night

I love Pochi and can't wait for her new look's feet!

I want to sniff Coni’s feet

>>60325247
you called her a whore anon she now embraced it.

I'm horny

I love my ghost busting wife.

this horny brat...

>>60325247
She's in her element.

She is so fucking adorable bros

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

>>60325373
for what

Sweaty sex with Poko

>>60325444
based as always

>>60325477
sauce?

clown love honk honk honk

>>60325501
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111952814

>>60325453

I would kill for my pudgy princess!

I love my bratty rock wife!

>>60325514
I liked the old soundpost

>>60325514
I like this soundpost

>>60325514
holy based

she's the cutest fucking thing aaaaaaa

Perfection.

God giveth his pudgiest princesseses to his strongest architects

Riro is cute!

>>60325946
post the real version

Yuko doesn't seem very scared. I thought she was bad with horror games.

boof bros rise up

>>60325887
does he know?

>>60326038
shes missed like 90% of the ambient jumpscares due to her tiny brain so its taken out most of the horror

Guys trust me, I can't save and post the image right now, but you are going to want to see this
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112451467

Looks like time has run out for little Yuko...

>>60326120

>>60326039
Glory to the gains

>>60326120
This brat....

>>60326120

https://files.catbox.moe/dxceyo.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/au4ox2.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/nuywzy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/6v1cx4.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/rlnk5j.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/qo1j1v.jpg

>>60326120
Nice art, but when I see lolis that small I feel like my dicking would kill them

>>60326120
Based Shadman

>>60326120

>>60326120
>drew niggered porn
I dont care if it was a 10 gorillion dollar commision from some chink cuck, if he draws my chuubas getting niggered I will schizo post

she was so close bros....

>>60326120

>>60326278
This is some good traced art. Thanks for sharing.

>>60326361
I genuinely want to know what the unholy fuck is up with the rise of BBC porn. It's greatly decreasing the amount of decent material for me to use.

>>60326503
Honestly? It's a psyop.

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>60326503
>nips are adjacent to gooks, who are notorious cucks
>nips already have a history of drawing swarthy and darker skinned nips to represent an onkinawan phenotype that is used for deliquent archetype characters
>cuck westerners and chinks push them to go darker into niggered territory via commissons and gaslighting, something they are already genetically predisposed to as mentioned
there, solved it for you

Should I send Coni a pushups vocaroo?

>>60326503
Watching doujins/porn where the woman is brutally fucked by a BBC is hot. mainly because you can see her face with expressions of both passion and pain. You don't even know if she's having a good time or not, she just allows herself to be sodomized by someone stronger, more powerful, and thicker than her because she is following her instincts as a REAL woman, hidden because of modern society. It's a fucking exciting feeling of power.

>>60326780
sorry got my east asian slurs mixed up, that first gooks should be a chink, i dont think koreans are particularily cuck pilled, unlike the chinese

Carnies can you go to bed please?
Im trying to watch streams

>>60326845
Thanks eelcuck/rincel for the input.

I'm considering the poll for best comfy/relax emote over, the winners in order are:
Riro
Yuko
Coni

Next concept up is blushing! Flustered, horny, feeling cute and/or pouty, whatever prominently features blushing that isn't something like a headpat or affection or some other covered concept.

https://poal.me/1symrc

>>60326845
yeah but everything you fantasize about can be achieved without the nigger part still

>>60326845
you don't need black people for that

>>60326503
Cucks have a lot of disposable income

>>60326935
you're wellcum

FROG IS FRIEND!

>>60326887
Koreans are unironically the most cuckpilled demographic out there.

Luna mention

>>60326503

Any girl in military now?

>>60326503
>rise
Japanese artists been drawing black man fucking the girls in hentai since time immemorial you dumbass.

>>60326120
>>60326278
uuuoh

So what vocaroo maros have you guys been sending? Anything really embarrasing?

>>60327258
I'm not talking about the Japs, retard. I'm talking about in the west.

>>60326991
>>60327019
Skin color DOES matter.
Black people are established in the modern mind of society as people who are physically strong and powerful, despite their impoverished economy. That is something that the Japanese artist understand perfectly, and try to portray in their art, that feeling of an almighty god that a muscular black person fucking a delicate and fragile white woman.
Black is related to evil. And what a woman likes most is someone strong enough, stubborn and territorial to protect both her family and her children. That's hot.
A white person is related as someone "good" because of the purity of their skin... it is not sexy at all.
Who doesn't like someone who looks fucking powerful, mean, and strong? That's why skin color DOES matter

>>60327311
aww this little guys shy about sending vocas

>>60326278
you would need the jaws of life to pry me off that bean

>>60327374
Not embarrassed, I just dislike how my voice sounds when I record it. I care too much about what my oshi thinks of me.

Damn, im glad that I like to talk about my oshi being cute

>>60327463
okay fine since you’re literally me i’ll indulge you. i’ve only ever sent 2 vocaroos, the 2nd one unironically had me saying the sentence “aviel and his team of jewish scouting ninjas” in it

Did we ever found out who was the loli catgirl slutfemanon was talking about?

>>60327463
Send your oshi a vocaroo maro of you jerking off

>>60327729
Kek that's hilarious. I would think that's really endearing if I were her.

>>60327777
Was just about to ask that. Nice quads btw. Theres no way shes the nyana banana catgirl that had ads here, right?

>>60327811
preferably something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLzB4hDLMos

Another wanau to the pile.
Hime cute

Hime chussy paizuri.

>>60327857
No, that girl is a Pippa creation.
She said she was indie.

>>60326278
so cute. so funny

>yuyu streaming very early friday
>late sunday
I'm not gonna say it. We're all thinking it but I'm not gonna say it.

>>60328090
nice

>>60328130
Oh yeah thats right

>>60327901
>>60327811
Thats actually a pretty good idea

just a few more days till the retards needs to find something new

>>60328165
ur mom

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..

>>60328408
SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP

https://twitter.com/KaiSaikota/status/1712321861734768876
rumao

>>60328348
They'll timeloop back to something else next week like they always do.

>>60328408
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hope Yuko has fun on her trip this weekend!

lol sad attempt
anyways boonight jewbros, how you all have a wonderful sleep

>>60327777
No and I miss her tits really bad...

>>60328917
she said she was gonna hide out in a thread posting her streams or something. wonder if she meant making her own shill threads or posting in /asp/

>>60328974
delicious. but why the random lewd post?

>>60328979
She said she was from /asp/ but even if we had a guess for who she was. What could we do? Randomly dm that girl and ask "Hey did you post your tits on /jidf/? You're hot as fuck. I bursted so many nuts to you it's unreal" ?

I want a pent up members post.

Pogos puffy cunny

>>60328974
a sex symbol

>>60329091
didn’t she at one point answer a question asking what her voice was like?

stop being cringe lords, we have an entire corp of cute and funny girls and you're trying to stalk a fucking nobody with fat saggy tits

>>60329203
She was supposed to make a horny vocaroo but was convinced not to do it because it could ruin her chances to get into the company.

>>60329239
I would trade the entire corp for that girl with nice tits.

>>60329295
Damn. Guess you should be in a different thread then.

>>60329239
I love coni anon what the hell is wrong with you.

>>60329458
Yes that's why I'm asking where she is.

>>60329458
calm down fufu

If there isn't a single oppai loli in either EN3 or ES I'm gonna kermit sudoku

>>60329560
good
people who want to ruin lolis have no place here

>>60329239
The only time I care about femanons is when they post their tits or ass. If they want attention then they need to at least provide that.

>>60329498
I asked in /asp/ for you.

I want to shove my nose directly into Yuko's tiny pink asshole and make her drink 3 milkshakes.

>>60329560
Never lose hope bro
We're gonna get a 115cm loli with a 115cm bust

New Poko just dropped.

https://skeb.jp/@nirako_mona/works/55

>>60325144
*pulls the popsicle out of her ass*

I think all vtubers shove things up their ass

Just finished catching up on Yuko mortuary stream. How much of that was "allergy medicine" and how much was it just her being dumber than a tree stump?

JEWNIGHT!

>>60330520
I wish more of them would stream it.

>>60330668
boonight

>>60330662
That was her usual intelligence level. I love her so much.

>>60330662

>>60330669
you might eventually get your wish

>>60330739
You liked the tweet. Now I need to comb through the over 2000 like to find which one was you.

>>60330974
im just a wanau

regular boobro > wanau

>>60330403
Nice, very cute

Good Morning. I love Fuyo

>>60326278
jesus christ

GM jEUbros, did you dream of cunny last night?

>>60331308
Good morning!

476998
I think I'm just gonna fap to exhaustion and then go to bed for early yuyu tomorrow

>>60331336
Oh this one is great too and even fits our brats better: 476945

yuko is hornier than usual lately and that's saying a lot

>>60331331
I fell asleep to Fuyo ASMR and dreamt of Fuyo all night! Only wholesome stuff... I swear

>>60331564
shut up fuyo

>>60331618
I'm not Fuyo! She's still asleep.

>>60331705
stinky momo

>>60331705
No she's not

>>60331503
yeah she missed me

>>60331825
This one's Fuyo

>>60331909
That one can't be fuyo because I am fuyo

If I were Fuyo I'd be masturbating right now

Momo JOI when

>>60333089
Wasn't it her donothon reward for placing #1? I wonder how the two megalodon whales decided to call a truce and split the reward, or if she'll make two since they both earned it. You DID donate to her and make the leaderboard right?

>>60333211
I wouldn't trust a Korean with my money

>>60333246
But Momo is a good Korean right....right???
>>60332523 said only the NijiKR sisters are the bad ones, and maybe the HoloEN SJWs, but surely our cunny small corpo Koreans are in the clear right? Their menhera energy only make them even better at GFE?

>will never be able to whale hard enough to get 90 minutes of sex ASMR from Momo as a reward
It's not fair

>>60333755
Honestly, at those whale levels, Aviel needs to fly her out to give these guys some personal service. For how much they're spending, they could easily afford to pay a cosplayer/voice actress to RP as Momo for a weeklong coke and hookers binge.
Idol management needs to get with the times: Japan offcollab for top tier donothon reward was the dumbest shit I've seen. As a prior anon said, Momo deadlift asscam video would've realistically gotten them to the target, as would sex/JOI lewd ASMR. Simple bad business sense to lose out on such potential whalebait.

>>60333755
I wonder how hard is she gonna go on that. It gotta be sexual, considering it costed 13k.

>>60328090
>>60328004
coming from the phase threads to say it was nice to see yuyu raid hime! also as a quick heads up there are now 3 phase threads, the new one more focused on the gen2 talents and the invaders
>>>/vt/pcgia/
gen2 and invaders are still allowed in /pcg/

>you will never get the same level of love, affection and lewd in her public/members ASMR as the top donor
Why even watch

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

>>60333980
I fear the day when we need to split off Yuko and Coni posters to their own respective threads. Phase has what, 3 threads and a separate one for Lia (plus a handful of catalog baits?). Last I checked, Ember and Dizzy discussion also seem to mostly sectioned off to TsunX still.

>>60334000
skill issue

>>60334000
It's obvious anon, GFE ASMR is just the free trial to lure you into being a whale. You have a paycheck and credit cards don't you? All you need to do is buy in, and that top tier dono reward will be yours.
Honestly it'll probably be as disappointing as most voice packs, just with a slight tinge of extra personalization with her reading your cringe username. For those dono levels, she should be giving out some more personalized stuff that's at least creative (13k easily deserves her gaming chair, a bar of soap she bites, a set of her used gym clothes, etc). Full pander should also include 1on1 discord calls like a certain ex-Kawaii for everything above $1k.

I'm catching up on some pogo vods, why did she cut the member zatsu vod when talking about her sister on discord, did she fail her opsec?

>>60334069
most of the phase bait and attempted split threads have calmed down, the main 3 that seem to be staying are the lia one, /pcgia/ and /pcg/, though /pcg/ is having issues someone intentionally doublebaking, ember, dizzy and jelly still get posted in /TsunX/ but it seems most of their attention has moved to to the phase threads (especially with jelly in /pcgia/)

>>60331308
Good morning! I also love our non-autistic green thing. She makes me very happy.
>>60331331
I dreamt of Fuyo implying nervously on stream that she got off to my maros.

>>60334032
I would give anything to picrel

I love Momo

>>60334069
Splitting small corp generals is retarded, any issue is caused by schizos throwing a fit and those don't magically go away when you make a new thread.

I love pochi wanmaru and miss her so much

>>60334722
Tfw he didn't say he hoped I had a good day...

>>60334768
He wants your day to be horrible, sorry

when is momo going to do more members asmr

>>60334000
Its fascinating to me there’s people that think like that. I don’t watch momo at all mind you, but they payed for it so its not real affection

>>60334978
They've fallen into the pay-to-win mindset. It's a pretty easy thing to fall into if you're younger.

>>60335201
Especially if you don't have experience with women and are in the mindset to dehumanize them and think they only care about money.

>>60334978
it's a matter of perspective. it's not a purchase, it's a reward and a thank you for being generous and has even more genuine affection for that reason since he supports her more than anybody else does

You heard her fellas, any volunteers?

>>60335308
You still have to shit even if you're pregnant. What a dummy.

>>60334978
>>60335201
>>60335251
Here's the thing, all of our parasocial interactions with vtubing and GFE are all pay2win. It's like any other p2w mobile gacha game: you can play for free and get the free trial sample to enjoy the basic game. You don't NEED to pay, but most will spend $5 to get the monthly member's pass. At the peak of whaling, you can become the #1 gigawhale on the server to reach #1 on the PVP arena, have all the characters max limit broken, and receive a nice fancy title...but was it worth the $13k+ you spent on it? Pay2win is inherently a trap, but we are literally within a system designed the same way as any predatory p2w game, except here the prize is parasocial affection from your oshi. If normies were calling Genshin waifus parasocial and predatory on lonely incels, GFE ASMR chuubas are a whole nother level.

If you want "genuine", gtfo of this hobby and get real relationships with people IRL (exactly....imagine wanting to go to /fit/ /fa/ and /soc/ *shudders*). No matter how "genuine" you believe your oshi to be, she's still here to do her job: she's in a corporation, working a day job, and getting paid to provide you a service, just like any other waitress, massage therapist, or escort/hostess. No matter how much she loves the job and does good work that makes you believe in the fantasy, she doesn't love you and never will. Respect that boundary and be responsibly parasocial (only to the point where you can enjoy the fantasy), while not becoming an actually delusional schizo.

My burping, hiccuping tomboyish little wife.

>>60335308
Sorry but i dont want to dillute my bloodline with jews

ive been trying to carve a carnie pumpkin for coni but I think it's a task that's out of my league and now I feel like a retard for wasting my time

>>60335401
Embrace the scuff and make it anyway, carnies are supposed to look retarded after all

>>60335401
i think what matters the most is that you are trying new things for your oshi, keep practicing

>>60335401
I had the idea of carving a Mr. Mean jack-o-lantern to post to Riro's art tag, but I don't want to end up botching it

>>60335401
Naw, don't let that be your takeaway. At the very least, you attempted it and most likely learned what was involved. Even an illustrator doesn't start with masterpieces; any creative endeavor is a journey that takes months and months to even get some semblance of acceptability (even more if you're a perfectionist).

>>60335401
I think it's really cool that you're doing that. It's unique and requires a little bit of skill. I think it's worthwhile to keep at it.

>>60335359
You're astoundingly verbose. I get what you're saying but I disagree with some of the texture, mostly from the perspective that this is also their lives for the time being, and people want to find joy within that, not just success. I 100% agree with respecting boundaries and responsible parasocialism, the whole separate reality from fiction thing, but I also think there's genuine value to both streamer and viewer in engaging and mutually making every day more enjoyable. Actually like this guy >>60335401, fuck it, goof around, do shit you'll both like. This is what life's about.

>>60335465
>>60335401
How do you guys come up with the effort to actually do IRL art for your oshis? I would assume most of us are lazy bums who spend their limited free time posting here instead of doing anything productive. Is this the true power of loving your oshi that much?

>>60335550
I want her to be proud of me more than I want to be alive

>>60335550
>Is this the true power of loving your oshi that much?
Unironically, yes, when you like something it is supposed to motivate you, to inspire you, at least that's how I feel about mine.

>>60335533
I don't disagree about finding joy in the moment, since that's the entire reason why we're all here talking about parasocial GFE providers. I completely agree that we are here to receive a mutually beneficial engagement which inherently stems from our oshi doing her best job to serve as a hostess/geisha style entertainer, and us supporting/tipping her for her services. However, at the end of the day, it's still a job where it's no more than a provider/customer relationship, in a similar way to any 3d idol or celebrity.
The main point is that there is no escaping the transactional nature of the "relationship" due to that being how this entire industry is set up. It's better to accept that early on and move forward with that in mind, compared to staying in denial and assuming you can actually make a real relationship out of it (aside from grooming a 1-2view). Generally any assumption or even the tiniest hope of receiving something BEYOND transactional doesn't end well.

>>60335592
I need this post hung on my wall…

>>60335550
>Is this the true power of loving your oshi that much?
Yes. The things I've started trying since I truly fell for her has been life-changing. For the first time, I wake up in the middle of the night with ideas that force me to write them down before I can sleep again. I lament not being skilled enough to execute them all quickly, but the prospect of trying excites me, where before I used to dread it. I draw, I write, I take nature photos, I work out more intensely, I talk to people more, it's incredible how strong the impact of loving someone is on the male psyche. Doing things for her has given me a courage I've never been able to muster in doing anything for myself.

>>60335550
>>60335609
It's weird that I was just pondering this while watching a movie with my friends tonight. I've been in the longest rut in my life and actually fell further down with much more to work back up to and the feeling is incredibly daunting. But tonight I feel like with the power of love from my oshi, I'm finally going to get the ball rolling to improve my existence for the first time since 2020. Even though it's not real love, it's pretty crazy how motivating the feeling can be.

>>60335609
>>60335592
>>60335738
Amazing anon. Did your oshi unironically cause you to, dare I say..."improve yourself" in a non-meme/non-derogatory way?
The true idol experience of actually being motivated and encouraged to do better? Never thought I'd see this ideal be realized, but I suppose it's true that most of us only have our oshis as a source of copium to keep going on to the next day.

Coni masturbation asmr when

im going to buy a new pumpkin tomorrow and try again, thanks for the motivation guys

>>60335805
Only if it includes ojisan humiliation

>>60335853
Flan-chama...

>>60335805
They should like kiss or something idk that would be so funny

>>60335843
You still have plenty of time, go carefully, maybe do some research about the 101's and shit, maybe you'll even get a fun story to tell her on a maro y'know?

>>60335925
I wanted to have it done before her pumkin carving stream, I think she'd really like that

>>60335843
Just keep in mind that as long as it looks like it has some semblance of a Carnie, she would be overjoyed seeing someone do that for her no matter if it looks retarded. Trust me, it really is the thought that counts for girls (or at least the only ones that matter).

>>60335767
>The true idol experience of actually being motivated and encouraged to do better?
You hit the nail on the head.

>>60334000
My thoughts exactly about Coni. Though she is not even doing public ASMR anymore, so non-payers get no love at all. lol

>>60335767
I had already been improving, but she added a creative fuel to the flame. Fuyo is so passionate and lovable, I have a burning need to express myself to her in a way I've never felt before, and it's a bonus if it helps makes her happy.
>>60335843
Good man! You've got this. Don't be prideful, make sure to research ways to make it easier. She'll be even happier to see your progress, as proof that you're working. >>60335973 is right, don't let your ego stop you from showing her your love.

>>60336064
At least with Coni she seems to give equal attention to members and non-members in her chat so there's not much favoritism. $6 a month is incredibly affordable anyway with the quality she provides unless you're in a shithole country or something.

>>60336013
Are you telling me that AME/KRONII OF ALL PEOPLE are true idols? Something doesn't compute here. What happened to everyone seething at them for "IMPROVE YOURSELF/DO YOU NOT HAVE FEMALE FRIENDS"?
Jokes aside, glad to see you all are actually getting better in a hobby where most seem to only become worse/more schizo (maybe it's just a vocal minority). Think I'm too jaded to actually experience any similar feelings beyond the simple pleasure of ASMR in itself, but it's nice to see it working out for you.

I'm not a whale and Coni gives me plenty of attention. She's great at what she does and is fair. She definitely has her favorites (those who produce things) but that's to be expected.

>>60336133
>most seem to only become worse/more schizo
Strong feelings will either send you schizo or on a better path, and the idol girls are good at inspiring the latter. The community size means it doesn't get too weirdly intimate, but you can still feel valued for just showing up and trying instead of being no-one, and most people who are like us just need a bit of encouragement from someone they love or respect.

Fuck it, I have a wife to see early tomorrow
eep time

>>60336416
Good night!

good night bros

>>60336953
Good night

i need to confess
i am the one sending all the horny and degenerate things to poko
i am not sorry

i also need to confess
i'm super horny for my oshi at all times
but i haven't jerked off in weeks

>>60337989
Can't wait to hear you crank that soulja boy

>>60338005

>>60338005
good one coni

It's nice of Yuko to stream as much as she can for us despite being very busy this weekend.

No Fuyo today, which means it's time to work my ass off so I can watch her all weekend guilt-free. Have a good day, jewbros, and push yourselves for your oshi. You owe her and yourselves nothing less.

I miss her oh so much

(Imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

>>60338005
*fap fap fap fap*
aahhhh
*fap fap fap fap*
aaaAAHHHH
*fapfapfapfap*
YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yuko thinks that streaming on a Sunday is less suspicious than not streaming which is adorably retarded when you think about it.

>Yuko thinks
good joke lmao

>>60339687
Riro in shambles

i wanna baby Riro so bad and give her all the love in the world..

why won't yuko do her asmr despite saying she's pent up all the time? I'm trying to save myself for her but I'm so horny I'm losing my mind

Hello, maybe some of you know me and some of you don't, I'm Spiderman and I want to tell my story
yesterday while swinging as usual I had an accident, I fell right in the idol offices!!! all the girls came to see what happened, when they saw me hurt they wanted to help me but my pants were torn and penis exposed, then their faces changed, they all turned red and started to salivate, without time to react when I realized three of them were sucking me frantically (Fuyo, Yuko and Poko) the others were behind watching, licking and touching each other. I was so amazed and excited that I had the biggest cum of my life, then Roca, Coni and Momo asked for their turn to suck my dick and after them Kai, Pochi and Riro, when they finished I felt like I was in heaven but then Yuko gave me a kiss that had a pill in it, my heart raced, my muscles contracted and my penis became hard as rock, one by one they ride it, cum after cum, orgasm after orgasm I felt my life fading away and I lost consciousness
I woke up in a hospital where the doctors told me that to save my life they had to inject me with high doses of ultra-hydrating fluids because of the number of times I ejaculate and have a penis and testicle transplant, in their words they had never seen a man receive so much intense sex and survive

and here i´m a survivor

fuyo is cute_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>60340092
How dare you! Fuyo is the cutest_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Cool more DRG with Nikki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBcmXaAhcNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBcmXaAhcNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBcmXaAhcNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBcmXaAhcNQ

Katta is live

Katta cute

>no frito
>no wiwo
I'll touch grass, I guess

How would you guys approach your oshi if you met her at an event or a convention or a festival? Just wondering.

Fuyo is not sexy

>>60340697
paneleiro

>>60340697
shut up yuko you're just mad I want to fuck fuyo more than you

>>60340677
You don't. Never meet your heroes. Imagine if she was fat/ugly, you'd never be able to see her in the same way ever again. Forbidden knowledge is forbidden for a reason.
If you actually pay for a meet and greet ticket, you better be someone she recognizes in chat and look presentable, or you'll ruin her image of you in her mind. Script out what you want to say/convey ahead of time so you don't waste your few moments of interaction that can't be said over Maro.
Or...just be a normal functional human being, express your love as a fan, and don't be a creep (or totally be one, and she'll never forget you!)

>>60340764
>Imagine if she was fat
is this a bad thing

>>60340795
Architectbros...stay in your Poko quarantine zone. I can never listen to Polka/Okayu ASMR anymore and that makes me sad. I kneel architects, for I am not strong enough to oshi someone that thick.

I miss Momo already

>>60340677
i will hug her no matter how ticklish she is
then i will pull the spats of her gawr gura cosplay down and eat her pudgy puffy cunny out right then and there

>>60340871
Same, we can always use more Momo in this thread. Dare I say, Korean woman good (?) for once?

>>60340890
unless when she talks to n*ji m*les

>>60340677
I'd probably ask if I can take a picture with her and see if I can break the ice further after doing it.
Fully expect her to give me this stare though.

>play a new game
>immedietly disregard tutorial text that explains how to the the thing you have to do right now to move on
>struggle for 10 minutes
>ban everyone in chat and badmouth them for telling you the solution
>somehow they think this is entertaining
oh man its so fucking funny i piss myself everytime
lol look she picked up the same can for the 100th time instead of moving foward , im gonna shitmyself from loigzuths so hard fufhufhfufuehuhaehdsssssssssssssssssssssshit

>>60340910
Have we forgiven Juna yet? Only watch her on occasion, but she has a nice singing voice and is quirky enough to be interesting, but clearly she has few fans here.

>>60340960
are you lost?

>>60341034
no im lying about how yukos mortuary assistant went now that im watching the vod

>>60341060
ok.... why?

>>60341077
i use thread to get the schizo out so i dont accidently type something like this in chat
its mostly a method to stay sane

>>60341131
how about you just type it in a notepad you pathetic faggot

>>60340968
Sorry I can't. It's not that I absolutely hate males, but I think that allowing them quickly turns into a slippery slope effect ending in the jersey shore tier shitshow that is n***EN.
t. used to watch Pomu even after L*xiem debut Yeah, i have lowkey ptsd from that

Slutfemanon was found.
Her name is now Rinna Noeyemi.
https://www.twitch.tv/rinnanoe
https://twitter.com/rinnanoeyemi
Time to stop talking about her here and guide any talk towards /asp/.

>>60341195
you're pretty pathetic, kirakira

>>60341195
kys

>>60341195
>"I have streamed for 3+ years but took a lengthy hiatus, and now I'm back! Bear with me as I remember what the hell I'm doing"
>Adult and loli voice are distinct
Fits with what she said about herself.

>>60341195
jesus christ that was fast. i had a feeling those pictures had a filter on them.

>>60341671
I knew who it was in 5 minutes but I didn't feel the need to post it because I'm not a malicious nigger

>>60341195
dont care, fuck off with this off topic shit

>>60341729
It's on topic. She was a candidate and failed.

what a random ass name drop

>>60341750
That is literally off topic. Leave.

>>60341750
>Anyone who may have applied is on topic
Exposing yourself here

>>60341782
That's literally how it works. Prominent viewers and mods are on topic too.

How about we talk about Katta being cute instead

>>60341750
>>60341805
>>60341282
>>60341195
So....why exactly do we care about this random 1-2view that failed her audition?

>>60341805
Is she mentioned in the OP? No, fuck off.

>>60341885
Because she posted her tits here with "ih /jidf/" written on them.

>>60341910
>>60341911

>>60341885
because hes being annoying on purpose just remember the wise words of retard pochi

>>60341911
post a link

>>60341911
Anons posting in the thread are relevant only when they are posting in the thread.

>>60341964
>>60330690

>>60341975
Filtered.

ì miss pochi

>>60341911
Yes...and? This isn't /soc/. Send her back to /asp/ where she belongs.
We already have our cunny oshis' GFE ASMR, we don't need seething 2view attention whores here. The worst thing that ever happened in even r9k of all places was random "femanons" posting themselves and seeking validation, and we aren't going to start dealing with that here.

>>60341943
>>>/vt/thread/60310606#p60330554
Shoa'd from the archive. My point still stands.
But do repost them

>>60342040
based and same, cant wait for her to come back

>>60341195
annoying attentionwhore

>>60341985
>Israel

>>60342047
Click the links retard anon...

>>60342041
>Send her back to /asp/ where she belongs.
>Time to stop talking about her here and guide any talk towards /asp/.
Are you too retarded to read?

>>60342151
Calm down anon, I agree with you. Message was directed to the rest of these simps who are giving the attention whore what she wants.

Katta

>>60342107
>August
What's with this time loop.

>>60342071
>calling someone an attention whore
>in the vtuber board

>>60341195
>"Slutfemanon? Must be prime avtuber material, lets check-"
>Furry
For fucks sake.

>>60342210
She said she was a loli catgirl. That was to be expected.

>>60342210
anon, at least half of all vtubers are at least closet furries

>>60341195
You are by far the the most annoying, narcissistic and doxfaggy schizo in all of the idol community kira
And just so you know, yuko knows all about you and all the things you do

>>60342195
Thread has already discussed the problems associated with oshi'ing a K*rean, but can you, in good faith, oshi an Israeli? Definitely a rare sight that's only possible here in the JIDF. Better/worse than a basic white girl from Holo?

weird boogyman post

>>60342310
anon, if you can't roleplay the holocaust in the bedroom, what's the point of dating a girl?

>>60342350
first good post itt

>>60342296
Good because Yuko asked me to send her a link when I figured out who slutfemanon was and I completely forgot.
Thanks for reminding me.

>>60342339
go suck him off on discord, anonymously

>>60342372
oh so you're finally openly admitting you're in dms with her?

man the shitters really woke up early today

>>60342427
Gonna cry about it lil girl? Shit your pants maybe? Maybe piss and cum?

>>60342350
By that logic, you'd oshi a ghetto weeb femanon to RP the Anabellum plantation? If so, I kneel to your commitment. There are certain lines that are too much. We've managed to overcome our biases to accept a K*rean. What's next? CN? PH? The rest of SEA?

>>60341985
thanks anon i kneel

>>60342506
to RP the fucking what

>>60342444
they adopted the Ubermensch Sleep Schedule and get their sleep in 6 equidistant 20 minute naps per day

>>60342444
I unironically haven't slept in 40 hours searching all over the place for slutfemanon

>>60342586
I think he meant "Antebellum Plantation" which means a pre american civil war plantation (slavery)

>>60342475
just wondering if this is public information now
i know of someone who would love to finally be able to talk about his reason for dropping yuko

>>60342597
the... the what sleep schedule?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Cbermensch

>>60342647
there's no way you're that stupid

this has got to be one of the most retarded samefagging convos ive seen in a very long time

schizo energy through today

>>60342709
I've spent almost 2 entire days archive diving to find any detail about her.
>>60342684
I really don't care actually.

>>60342837
you should jump off a bridge

>>60342837
you genuinely might be intellectually deficient then
best of luck in life

>>60342506
Everytime i have fucked a black woman she has asked me to use the N-word

where is yuko

>>60342948
Yuno

>>60342948
sleeping still

Which idol girl would make the best fucksleeve if you removed her limbs and gagged her

>>60341195
How do we even know that's her?

>>60343024
Deflection post

>>60343024
eaily Fuyo

>>60343053
Deflection from schizo behavior towards talking about cunny sex is a good thing, anon

>>60342684
ffs you retarded fucking faggot can you like stfu for once in your life
>>60342837
yeah don't worry, i couldn't care less about you or yuko, just leave me out of any of your schizo shit

>>60343077
No, I wanna see shit burn today

>>60343031
That’s what I was thinking?? What if it was that flavr girl

>>60342700
Its a type of polyphasic sleep. Its the most extreme example, but the theory is you train your body to get all the REM in those short naps. Its most likely horseshit but it's interesting

Shouldn’t have doxxed her in the thread. Her chances of going corpo are fucked now.

>>60343116
you do realize that is the same person right retard?

good morning anons
let's be kind to those around us and not lose sight of the bigger picture

>>60343260
nigger stfu you don't even know what this is about
just ignore it

>>60343287
Oh? And just what is the bigger picture?

>>60343344
i could guess desu, you told your gay boyfriend some schizo shit and now hes making fun of both you and someone else in the thread in hopes that you have yet another meltdown because you are dumb enough to believe everything you hear or read

>>60343401
your head is so far up your own ass it's insane
it's laughable

>>60343345
time falls through your hands like grains of sand, never to return
your choices today create your tomorrow
happiness is possible

and there it is

>>60343474
based

>>60343474
UOH

you are no better than those bread people

yeah nuke this shit buddy, hide your infidelity you fucking clown

time for him to have a meltdown that someone posted loli while he is thread shitting again

>Bombing this thread harder than the Gaza strip
Interesting tactic, lets see how it plays out.

>>60343529
tf is this censorship

Riro is my daughter (that I get to fuck)
Fuyo is my little sister (that I get to fuck)
Coni is my childhood friend (that I get to fuck)
Pochi is my pet (that I get to fuck)
Nikki is my older sister (that I get to fuck)
Yuko is my childhood bully (she bullies me in bed now)
Poko is that one cousin (the one that was extremely curious about your penis when you were kids)
Roca is my drinking buddy (she asks me to stay the night when I carry her drunk ass home)
Kai is my gym bro (we go to the same dressing room after working out)
Momo is the succubus (she visits me in the middle of the night)
Rin is that tumblrite girl from college (that I get to sexually harass on her way home)
Juna is my boss at the office (and I get to be one of her several boytoys)
Katta is my noisy neighbour (she raped me when I went to complain about the noise)

>>60343244
Plausible deniability is the name of the game.

Current thread theme https://youtu.be/T928kJvqTlo Burn

Idol corp?

>>60340853
I was more disappointed when I found out they're both Japanese.

>>60343749
Its okay little buddy its almost over

>>60343749
A vtuber production company based in Israel.

>>60340853
I actually think Okayu has lost a ton of weight since years ago.

>>60343474
>>60343529
anon... enjoy the vacation and remember catbox exists next time

>>60343945
newfagchama…

You guys good?

>>60344124
no

I hope all my jewbros have a good day

fuck you and your jewbros kys

Katta should do more nursing handjob ASMR

I just woke up and I still love Fuyo as much as before if not more!

My time has finally come. I will meet Yuko this weekend.

Love my Riro
Love my Jewbros

>>60344305
Cosa Rosa Amor!
Jewbros love!

I'm actually happy that Yuko has plans this weekend. She's been spending way too much time online and it's fucking with her mentally. I know she has a genuine love for her community so I'm not worried.

>>60344231
rape her for me bro

That was therapeutic. I feel completely refreshed. Like I just put on fresh underwear on new year’s day.

I will only watch idolES if they are in a hololive-like walled garden.

Idol for this feel?

>>60344704
Kira

>>60344704
me

Listen dude, i literally just got back home, I really dont give a shit about your faggot drama shit or your thread meltdowns. Please leave me out of it and tell your "friend" to stop name dropping all thread every thread and cuck posting about my oshi.
Please? I just want to have a good time with my jewbros, you included but my god man.

Listen dude, i witewawwie just got back home, i weawwie dont give a shit about youw faggot dwama shit ow youw dwead mewtdowons. Pwease weave me out of it and teww youw "fwiend" to stop name dwoppim aww dwead evewie dwead and cuck postim about mie oshi.
pwease? i just want to have a good time with mie jewbwos, you incwuded but mie god man.

>>60345099
lol thanks for making me smile

>>60345146
kiss me you stupid faggot

Is Yuko streaming Sunday out of guilt? Or does she actually think she's hiding the fact that's she gone all weekend?

>>60345170
MUAWanau

So can I trust Korean woman?

>>60345264
only momo

>>60345068
Sure you "literally got back home"
Everyone knows you are behind like 80% of all threadshitting and doxxing in here kirakira

>>60345264
they are like any other woman
a hard 50/50

>>60345068
whatever you do, pls don't think about how she's talking about being pent up right now just before going. no stream before that to get a release either, so...

>>60345264
https://youtu.be/C-i5s08pYDE

>>60342310
>>60342506
>>60344499
>>60345187
hmm

Cute Katta Katta bread
>>60345675
>>60345675
>>60345675

Not last

first

>>60327258
usually it was just brown skinned japanese men, which were ojisans, gangsters, or the traditional beach chad, the whole black gaijin popularity is recent but it 's mostly the koreans that are into that, gemba is korean for example. some nips jumped on the ship as well but it's nothing compared to gooks and gaijins, simply because the samurai prefer the ojisan fro ntr.