/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>60580496
She can be dumb AND paranoid

>>60580496
Mating press

>>60580496
what the fuck could she even do with a crowbar? isn't she like 4 feet tall?

>>60582660
she could stick it in your butt

>>60580496
Context on any of these statements?

>>60580496
Ame hinted that she has a gun next to her bed and she doesn't seem like the type that would easily freak out so there have likely been some incidents that caused them to become this paranoid. Cover pushes GFE in Hololive since it brings in the money but the EN talents clearly do have some concerns with their characters being promoted that way.

>>60585317
Cover pushes GFE?

>>60580496
she's dog whistling for me, her husband. looks like it's rape play this week

>>60582660
4 feet tall is basically the perfect dick smacking height

>>60582849
>But also I'm so paranoid about someone breaking into my house that I sleep with a crowbar at the end of my bed
she was talking about how she won't play parasocial because she always had a fear of stranger hiding or breaking into her living space
>But also I will be going to the zoo this week on this specific day and you are all my best friends
she was talking about how she's taking a day off because she's going to babysit and take a young relative to the zoo for their birthday

>>60587510
Oh that makes a lot more sense.
Is it really that weird to have some sort of weapon close to where you sleep? I've got a ratchet and just above my head where I sleep.

>>60585473
gun firing experience

>>60590516
>ratchet
the fuck are you going to do with that get a glock or something if you're actually this paranoid

>>60592283
Because I use it as a tool on my car and it's just generally good knowing where it is because it used to get lost regularly.
>Glock
Also I'm not gay

>>60591577

>>60580496
She just wants to be raped. You need to learn to take the hint.

>>60596367
Do girls that want to be raped usually carry a crowbar?

she doesn't have to worry. I don't have a passport so she is safe. for now

>>60585317
Ame's packing fucking heat? Is she the only one to admit this?

>>60597216
Uhh yeah? You use crowbars to break into houses, not keep people out of them.
You break in, she holds up her crowbar, you hold up yours, and that's the international mating symbol of a girl who wants to be raped.

>>60580496
im gonna stalk her and protect her from the shadows like batman. with me around, she will be safe. whether she knows about me or not

I've always assumed when a chuuba says 'I'm doing this on X date' that this is a lie and that the event has already occurred within the last 8 months or so.

>>60587510
why is she not my wife yet HHHNNNNGGGG

>>60604511
we don't believe in polygamy

>>60580496
She wants to be mating pressed

>>60587510
>she was talking about how she's taking a day off because she's going to babysit and take a young relative to the zoo for their birthday
I'm going to go to the zoo and look for the Asian woman walking around with a young child. Eventually I will find the rat.

>>60600684
Not that anon, but back during the first Myth collab where everyone stayed together, Kiara mentioned that Ame slept closest to the door with a “piece of metal” by her side. If it was a bat or a pipe she would have just said that, it likely was a more yabai thjng like a pistol or some other type of gun.

>>60582660
>what the fuck could she even do with a crowbar?
More than she could without one retard

>>60613395
A knife would've made a much better weapon if she cannot get her hand on a gun

>>60580496
We have to save her from her ex wife

>>60582660
she could stick it in her butt and cartwheel away

>>60585317
>Cover pushes GFE
LoL what a fucking mongoloid statement. Especially with Bae that came out with Roberu as her oshi.

>>60615491
> his girlfriend doesnt have an oshi

>>60580496
>using a crowbar for self defense
There's tons of better options than a fucking crowbar. Shit is just a steel rod with no proper balancing

>>60580496
She even said the crowbar is too heavy and that she probably can't even swing it properly, it's pretty much just there for moral support.
Unfortunately, moral support won't stop me. My wife can be so silly sometimes.

>>60580496
Is she back in Australia?
I thought she was actually going to try to move to Japan lol.

>>60616241
She's planning on moving to Japan around the start of next year.
Also she's heading back to Japan next month.

hello i like bae shes perfect i love her

>>60618611
Hello anon
I feel the same, since there's only 1 Bae in this world and she's mine, you should find someone else