/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

This gaki is asking for serious correction!

I have diarrhea and the jalapenos from last night is hurting my butthole.

chumbuds, i think your split should go in hiatus too because you have nothing to discuss and are simply spamming images of gruba

>>60767438
Would kidnap and ruin this disney princess

I'm never reading the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>60767498
Impossible to do because one of the sisters would create a thread anyways.

>>60767498
No.
that's runt shit

>>60767587
he's talking about >>60549974

>>60767678
*inappropriate touch*

Day 34! Give it up for day 34!

>>60767587
You already have like 2 splits from this thread

>>60767678
*touch*

I GOOM IN GOOMBA'S GOMB

Did you know there's a new artist appear around the time she's gone? That must be her

I don't want to take my fifth shit but its starting to move.

Nothing from Gura, as per usual.

WHY WON'T YOU STREAM?

Sex with a fembud.

>>60745800
>>60746854
>>60757525
>>60764759
what is this body type called?

goop goop...

why doesn't she finish dmc4? my guess is she doesn't like the game.

>>60769280
rori

>>60769340

>>60769385
Gura's voice make my pp hard

>>60769385
Yes, Gura, you don't like the game, you don't like streaming, and you don't like chumbuds.

>>60769385
I wonder if feistybuds realize they sound the exact same way but instead of being obsessed with a single game it's with all streams.

>>60768512
Eat less fiber you tard

>>60769704
Why wouldn't we want to sound like him? He was correct.

>>60769385
that's how she reads comments complaining about her absence off-stream

>>60769385
In the end lizord got the last laugh.. well I guess he didn't since he probably wanted to see her finish the game.

>>60769752
Don't you remember fishtank? They read ALL comments in that voice. Including the positiive ones.
https://youtu.be/oRMh4sP4J4s?t=472

>>60769752
Amazing how she never fails to mention how grateful she is to chumbies for being patient with her but never has something to show for it.

>>60769948
Does watson have a hairy pucci?

>>60767346
Miss you cutie

>>60770008
If you ignore all the times she had something to show for it, sure.
>>60770026
Yes. Gura doesn't have one.

>>60769948
That's how women act. They're all spiteful bitches who're only good for sex

>>60769948
Too bad Ame can’t continue anything Gura wanted to start it up again or a new version.

>>60770063
Yikes, not beating the incel allegations with that mindset...

who's less professional, Ame or Gura?

>>60770200
My penis

Imagine being a dentist and Gura is your patient

>>60770151
I think you wanted the one under that but he’s not completely wrong. I have seen the funniest shit happen to my friends because they want to be loyal.

>>60770200
The answer is whatever schizo basis you use

>>60770109
Yikes, not beating the incel allegations with that mindset...

>>60770314
That would be so fun
I wonder how hard it would be to get a tooth from her... They grow back, after all.

>>60770657
Shark teeth actually come free relatively easily, so you could pull a couple while you're in there

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

Why doesn't she stream

>>60770530
Go back to your Discord

>>60770757
It's all of the above.

>>60770796
Apathy

I just took my 5th spicy diarrhea shit. Wiping is like rubbing glass shards over my butthole now.

>>60770796
idk
if you had over 4M subs and were living a comfy life as a millionaire in your 20s why would you cut off all forms of interaction with your fans for over a month?

Gurass

>>60770757
The answer would be 2 except it’s definitely not easily

Gura is sedated!

>>60771153
No.

>>60770757
personally i subscribe to diaper theory
https://youtu.be/fp_tHKAjhyU?t=10909
>those crinkle noises

>>60771112
To finish setting up my asmr love nest to surprise my fans with, of course.

>>60771112
Ye, but I'd switch my content to daily 10 hour game dev streams

>>60771224
She's wiping. Those aren't crinkle noises, and the faggot who did an edited soundpost adding them in isn't here anymore.

>>60771077
How many times a day do you eat taco bell?

>>60771112
That’s like most big youtubers. After they pass 3 million they reach the threshold where they can go past youtube. Some act like pseudo celebrities, some go on tours, some make their own businesses and a couple do all of the above. The only one she’d want is a tour but cover definitely wouldn’t ok that

>>60771224
If it was a diaper there wouldn’t be tone of disappointment after it happened

>>60771337
Wasn't taco bell but I did eat a shit ton of nachos yesterday.

>>60771445
This, she soiled her gaming chair.

>>60770796
>Why doesn't she stream
One one knows. That's why there's so much speculation.

>>60771648
Who is are am One one?

>>60771445
yeah why would she be embarrassed for peeing in a diaper like you're supposed to. that still could've been the catalyst for future diaper usage though

>>60771648
>One One knows.
Jesus, it’s worse than I thought.

She hasn't shown any sort of empathy or attempted to understand her fanbase in the past 2 years. Ghosting everyone on thanksgiving really shows how much empathy she has for her fanbase. We Chumbuds are not even considered an intelligent life form for her.

>>60772180
don't got the energy for this today, no volition, come back tomorrow
or don't, but I know you're coming back

>>60772180
I’ve been ignored and outcasted my whole life. As long as I can remember, I’ve been tormented for being stronger, smarter, faster…different.
This is nothing to me. I can endure much worse.

>>60771337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8F2n8m709o

>>60771445
She upgraded to gaming diapers after that incident.

I wish Gura would do some NTR roleplay ASMR

https://callmemonamiral.itch.io/holoween-collection
Will she play her new fan game?

>>60772382
>I’ve been tormented for being stronger, smarter, faster
This is more copium than the most delusional yesbud cumbud, i don't even think a 64-bit system could index it

pɐǝɹq

C-c-combo breakerrr (fuck you bread poster)

bread

>>60773243
https://youtu.be/fHPQto1oOXY?t=458

Best sound on the internet

>>60773275
I am proud or your achievement, i am gonna give my one eyed willy a good tug in your honor later this evening, just know i am gonna think about you the while time o/

breed

>>60773307
Reminds me of the plappy sound Gura makes when i...you know

>>60773275
Dumbud, you can't combo break bread, all you can do is make a sandwich. In fact, I would argue that bread posts with no meat are failures. No one will eat them.

>>60772994
i would gladly take that over the current situation desu, if she hates us so much then she could at least come back to abuse and ridicule us

>>60773165
poorly balanced, constant mouse drift for no reason, garbage

>>60773424
i like to make a peanut butter and jam sandwich

>>60773557
me too. you would not make a bread sandwich

>>60773557
Why does everyone make a sandwich like they are 7 years old?

what should you do at 20? i feel like im not prepared for life and im sad all the time, only can talk to someone here dont got any friends irl

>>60773634
i use a bread machine to make a whole wheat loaf with honey and olive oil. lightly toast the bread, apply blackberry jam to one slice and the natural style peanut butter to the other. you should try it.

>>60773634
I want to put food into my mouth as efficiently as possible when I eat a sandwich, no fucking way would I ever make something with that many ingredients. It looks like it would fall apart if you pick it up too. Complete failure.

>>60773651
Do what you want to do. If you don't want to work then don't. If you want friends then try to make some online or in real life through similar hobbies.

>>60773651
step 1: don't make yourself emotionally dependent on an autistic girl with ghosting tendencies

>>60773651
no Idea, I'm almost 30 and I still feel like I'm 16 sometimes.

>>60773651
You’ll continue to feel worse until you accept your own mortality. Didn’t happen to me until my 28th birthday and boy did I cry a lot lol.
There’s things/people in this world worth fighting for. You just gotta find them :3

>>60773651
if you have a dream or a passion, make like lebeouf and just do it, pursue it
if you don't have a dream, find a profession, learn a trade, go to college, etc
whatever you do, do not get in a standard retail wagie cagie unless you absolutely have to just to keep the lights on or unless you're funneling all of the pay into pursuit of a dream/passion, before you know it your energy and motivation will have been ground into such a fine powder that you don't even want to do the things you enjoy anymore

>>60773759
>If you don't want to work then don't
Oh to have that luxury, not all of us get daddy's neetbux. My boomer ass parents kicked me out at 18

My personal theory is that she's been mindbroken by dog/horse cock and has been having promiscuous bestiality sex whenever she's had the chance. Her health issues have been related to getting mounted too hard by stallions which left her unable to sit down. What a little whore she truly turned out to be...

>>60773910
i wanted to be a doctor when i was a kid but lost those dreams during high school

>>60774222
I mean she is a white girl

>>60773910
i want to go to space

>>60774222
Trips of truth. Canceling my membership now.

>>60774276
I don't think that's out of reach for you, but unless you're able to somehow become a real astronaut you probably won't be able to get back

>>60774222
>trips
YJK

>>60774276
Suck daddy musks cock enough and you might get to be a pleasure slave in his mars yacht

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD-4TfWTL6k

Look at Gura's kiddie cunny.
https://files.catbox.moe/9kux1o.png

>>60774728
Built for dog cock

>>60774728
Wow, is it normal for a girl her age to get wet?

>>60774852
Well she's 9,000+ years old, you tell me...

>>60774728
source?

>>60774953
Imagine not recognizing eseARU

I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

>>60774966
I recognize it, but I want to know how recent the image is and if I have it saved already.

>>60774953
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/33148844

Gura owes me sex specifically

Gura owes the poster above sex specifically.

Gura owes the poster below sex specifically.

yeah me

not me

Gura does NOT owe the poster above sex specifically.

A fembud owes me sex specifically.

I'll let you fags watch

Im going to watch the anon above get pegged by gura

Chumbos why is wife like this?

>>60775642
Bad parenting

>>60775679
don't you fucking dare insult mama shark and papa shark

I want to cum inside Gura and make papa and mama shark try to suck it out.

>>60775642
autism

I want to wipe my ass with the Bloop-ee cushion

how did we go from valentines asmr to this.... how did we fall so far....

>>60776092
Should have bought more merch and upgraded to Sharkside

So no chance of stream today?

>>60776146
Gura pees on me regularly

>>60776092
Gura never coming back, not now after the American healthcare system has put their claws into Gura, there is no escape, she was already incredible sedated during her 3 year stream, it was no longer Gura, American doctors just pump their people full of drugs turning people into zombies

Gura is gone, the American healthcare system killed her, atleast what made her her

Tragic!
Going to the american "health" care system for help with mental issues is by far the worst thing you can do, american doctors are obsessed with insane drugs that they pump into their victims to turn them into zombies forever

Getting mental help in America is basically a death sentance

Day 34, it's just like Rule 34 (porn) lmaooo

We don't know why are doesn't stream. We don't know when she will stream.

>>60769948
Man those were the good old days

>>60776092
She never actually cared, she was just good at faking it. Now that she got what she wanted, there's no need to pretend.

>>60770757
what about 3 and 4???

What if Gura comes back and asks to marry us and provides her eggs to us.

>>60776369
where's the rest of 'em?

>>60776438
I unironically misheard it the exact same way, it's Kiara's accent.

>>60775679
You are, without a doubt, the worst anti to have ever disgraced this dumpster fire of a thread.

>>60776534
why does that one get your blood up, of all the things

cHuMBuDs... iT's MeEeEEe... rEaCtIoN cOnTeNt GuUuURaAAa... YOU KILLED MEEEEE... nOw ThErE's No CoNtEnT... NO CONTENT

>>60775679
And alcoholism too

ggg is funny

I like redheads! When is Gura gonna dye her hair red? There is no redheaded vtubers so Guras vibriant red hair would be so sexy

>>60776615
Alcoholism is usually inherited. I imagine Mama and papa shark showed her some bad habits

>>60776660
thanks man *slaps your ass*

>>60776608

>>60776686
Good parents don't let their kids become alcoholics so yeah they failed her

>>60776740
Gura isn't an alcoholic and never was.

>>60776886
>talked about having a pyramid of beer cans and bottles in her room
Kek

Would you be fine with more garlic bread tweets until she returns or would that make you even more frustrated?

>>60776886
>Gura isn't an alcoholic and never was.
Hhahahahahahahhahahaha copebuds getting delusionaler and delusionaler

>>60776606
For anything that Gura may have done, they are innocent.
The sins of a child do not bloody the parents hands.

>>60776945
At least one (1) non-merch tweet would be an improvement

>>60776945
members post talking about stuff is the only thing short of streams that would not make me more frustrated or leave me just as frustrated
however I have no control over any of this, so I'll sit here and continue playing noita, frustrated or not

>>60776916
We already discussed this. There's no reason to believe those were from alcoholic beverages, and it's well-known that Gura is gigantic poser.

>>60776503
Misheard what? To, too, two are all pronounced the exact same way. You’d only be confused if you have a pit in your head or a shark girl

>>60777064
They're typically emphasized differently

>>60777045
And what about the mango Bacardi Breezers?

>>60776677
I’m actually surprised they haven’t given the ok on red Gura considering ID and JP get alters if they want

>>60777107
A little drinking does not make you an alcoholic.

>>60777045
Reps
She might not have been alcoholic after joining but at was for a while for sure and might be back at it again. Relapse is pretty common

>>60776989
>"Mama shark I don't want to make content anymore, but I still want to sit around collecting people's money."
>"Okay sweetie, you know we'll always support you no matter what you want to do."

>>60777154
You actually believe her larp.

>>60777185
If everything is a larp then nothing is real including her caring about us

>>60777064
okay Kiara

>>60776677
>There is no redheaded vtubers
Anon?...

>>60777209
She does care about us. What she didn't do is drink to the point of being an alcoholic. That never happened.

>>60776686
You’re not wrong avoiding it being inherited but I doubt that’s the cause. She’s really close with her family so it’s almost certainly “1 holiday drink” before being 21 going wrong

>>60777104
I agree with this but in the context of that lesson there's no reason she should think of the other one

>>60777268
It didn't go wrong. Gura was never an alcoholic.

>>60777235
>She does care about us.
I'm really, really, really not feeling it.

>>60777163
they don't have any special authority to compel her to do otherwise.

I think she was as active as she was in 2021 due to covid

What do you consider an alcoholic?

>>60777270
I mean, I also literally thought of and heard the other one, so I think you're wrong about that

>>60777301
It's impossible to prove whether she cares or not so I say she does.

>>60777371
She lives in America and most of our states were done with that in 2020. And she didn’t slow down until 2022 the last time she streamed 20 times

Just when I though I had gotten over her I heard a nog playing glimpse of use on a piano. Well I'm back I guess

>>60777270
I also got confused the exact same way Gura did. Also she was sleep deprived as fuck at the time.

Honestly 33 days is waaaay too fucking much not to announce a break, the fuck's wrong with this girl
I remember doomposting the house arc because she ANNOUNCED IT BUT TOOK A FEW DAYS MORE THAN ANNOUNCED, god what a greenshrimp I was
She should have just said hey i'm on break, no reason even needed, weeks ago

>>60777371
The timing sure is interesting, especially when restrictions were dropped to a certain European country...

The lamps on the ceiling looks like boobies! Thank you!

Gooby goopy goo, where are you...

>>60777045
>>60777154
I hope not because drinking alone is not good for your emotional state.

>>60777847
is that you, gura? or am i being delusional that i think gura would post something like this here

>>60777847
Yeah, you could enter that country for the entirety of the covid years, but hey, gotta skew reality to match the rrat, right?

>>60777889
She's said on-stream (as Gura unlike this bannable shit) that she used to be megas depressed.

>>60777926
W-wrong reply anon?

>>60777943
Yes
>>60777768

>>60777926
>gotta skew reality to match the rrat, right?
Ironic

>>60770200
Gura because at least Ame came back already kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVx1mJDeUjY

I see you
You see me
How pleasant
This feeling

The moment
You hold me
I missed you
I'm sorry

I've given
What I have
I showed you
I'm growing

The ashes
Fall slowly
As your voice
Consoles me

>>60777768
>when restrictions were dropped to a certain European country...
Restrictions never happened in "a certain European country" you dumb fuck. They caught a lot of flak for it too.

Gura needs to do more sponsored streams.

Does Gura really have a pussy? Like I can't imagine such a cute creature having such an obscene body part?

>>60778191
She HAD a pussy but HRT took care of that

>>60777759
people can argue all day about anniversary streams and such, but she's more of a non-entity now than she was during her actual hiatus
yes, something is wrong, who knows what, whatever, shit sucks, I fucking hate chaotic polymorph jesus christ I'm so mad about that death that I'm posting booba

>>60778191
She's got front parts and she tried to masturbate with a bidet in Japan.

>>60777368
>they don't have any special authority to compel her to do otherwise.
Uh, anon, they are her parents who she is really close with, of course they can compel her to do things, that doesn't mean she has to listen of course, but what you said sounds pretty retarded ngl.

You guys bore me to death, you get 10 replies to entertain me or else i am leaving forever

>>60778042
>>60778168
She really only takes japanese sponsors

day 34! give it up for day 34!

>>60778250
YOU HARLOT, POSTING TITS.

>>60777399
>It's impossible to prove whether she cares or not so I say she does.
Sounds like something a religious person would say.

>>60778402
Yeah, Taco Bell is very japanese

>>60778441
Gura loves booba!

>>60778221
Don't they need to remove tissue from the thighs to make the neo-penis? I doubt they could get much from Gura so it'd probably be 3-4 inches at most...

>>60777768
Did you get your wheels fixed? You haven't been rolling around the thread much lately.

>>60778478
that's not her.

>>60778439
Imagine telling early 2021 Chumbuds that she'd be taking months off with no heads up in a couple of years, they'd call you a fucking schizo.

>>60776677
>redhead
She's cuter than Gura

>>60778346
convince, yes. they are unable to compel her. if she says "no, i'm going to do this", then they simply can't stop her unless it's illegal and they call the police.

>>60778733

>>60778723
>months
It's only month.

Say what you want about reddit but its search function is kinda impressive, if I search for Gura it actually scans image posts and displays results where the word Gura appears in the image, even if the thread itself doesn't mention her at all.

>>60778820
Go back to R•ddit then

>>60778802
More than a month now actually and 2 months since regular game streams

>>60778723
I mean there's nothing stoping any Holo from doing this and she was already disappearing and going back on her word a bit in late 2021. The signs of her falling back into her bad habits and nothing really stopping her from doing that are there.

>>60778895
More than a month isn't months. You need at least 2 and no I don't accept your since regular game streams cope.

>>60778802
If we don't count her anniversary and Outfit streams is been about two months

>>60778802
it's been over a year

>>60778802
can we just skip this
the actually it's only been a month but what about the previous times but no that doesn't count because x yes it does no it doesn't things were fine before no they were awful, can we skip this

>>60778899
True but I doubt anyone expected it to get THIS bad

>>60778932
Actually anything greater than 1 month falls under "months". It's 1.1 months not 1.1 month

>>60779000
We have nothing to do here but time loop anon, it's /ggg/s fate now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW9_5giCK1I

Ummm, actually Gura hasn't been gone for the entirety of 2024 so far because she (mane-sama) tweeted about her cock ring merch, get your facts straight, feistybuds.

>>60779045
No. Whole months only.

>>60779009
If you let someone of bad character like Gura is an opportunity to do something like this then she'll take it all the way. I wish Cover wouldn't allow this behavior but they continue to do nothing sbout this kind if behavior from their talents.

>>60778358
Yeah, i gave you all a chance, just bullshit so far, not even a joke, no smile, nothing, just empty filler words

Bye forever

>>60778734
I think you mean they are unable to coerce her meaning forcing her into doing it, compelling someone is trying to convince someone to want to do something that they didn't want to do, being compelled to do something still leaves the end choice up to the person doing the thing, being coerced means that person is being forced to do something they don't want to.

>>60779155
*cums in your asshole*
Don't let the door hit you on your way out~

>>60779120
To be honest it's kinda dumb and disingenuous to say "she's only been gone a month" when she's left a month at time for the past year.

>Reddit threads
>Feistybuds in her comments
>Comments on her member post
>Spamming her hashtag with feisty posts
>Sending feedback about her ghosting to Cover
>comments asking about Gura on Hololive EN tweets
>Complaining on her shill tweets
>Spamming the catalog /here/
>Sending Superchats to Kiara
Nothing worked she really doesn't care

Kiss kiss kiss kiss Gura

>>60778885
No thanks, it's just another source of Gura news, I don't post there.

>>60779182
i think you should look up the word "compel".

>>60779198
It's not. She hasn't taken months before. It was always less than a month. You cannot say she has taken months when at no point in time has she ever taken months.

>>60779155
See you tomorrow faggot

>>60779182
Anon look up compel, it implies near irresistibly, it's basically synonymous with "force"

>>60779209
She's waiting for sportsfes to return because there's no way to return how without making it awkward

eepy

>>60779256
Feels like coping but okay, total up all her absences and shes been gone for like 8 or 9 months this year. I don't think saying "it's okay to ghost us because it's not been a continuous streak" is really a good take

>>60779289
I'm going to invade your dreams and make you think of Gura.

>>60779209
There was like only one guy spamming her hastag and commenting on shill or HoloEN tweets. Gura never reads comments so of course that wouldn't do anything. Kiara barely even acknowledged Guras disappearance and just talked about Ame. I don't think people have sent feedback to Cover in a while.

>>60779209
I can think of something that would probably work, but no one else has had the idea, which is for the best

>>60779279
I don't think she would skip Halloween that would be a new low, even for her

>>60779337
I never said what she was doing was okay. It's not months.

>>60779367
There's no halloween event for EN so she will skip it

>>60779367
she was saving games and movies and stuff for october and we're almost in the last third of the month with nothing, I don't think it matters

>>60779343
I've been sending feedback every day

funne

>>60779155
No one cares, if you couldn't already tell

>>60779409
Stop spamming them retard it makes you look less credible

>>60779279
>there's no way to return how without making it awkward
Who cares about it being "awkward" just fucking stream. It's not hard.

>>60779337
>hyperbolic statement
>that's factually untrue so you're wrong for saying it
>so you're saying that just because my facts were slightly off that means everything is okay?
Why the fuck does this comment chain happen over and over and over again when no one implied everything was okay? Thinking you shouldn't use hyperbole just because your'e upset isn't the same thing as thinking everything is okay, jesus christ.

>>60779479
This is the dumbest strain of comments. Of fucking course Gura feeling awkward is going to make it harder to stream and impact the quality of streams she does do immensely, we see it every time she comes back from a break like ths.

>>60779479
I know that but this is gura, tell her that

u guys better make the jigsaw puzzle and u better do it right fuckin now. im done askin

>>60779256
She's done like 40 streams in the last what, 290ish days of this year?

>I go outside
>I stop streaming

>>60779539
I HATE JIGSAW PUZZLES

>>60779492
Sounds like coping to me, it's not really incorrect to say shes been ghosting us for months. If a girl only texted me every couple of weeks id say the same

cope status?

>>60779523
>Muh awkwardness
>Muh anxiety
>Muh quality
JUST FUCKING STREAM

>>60779621
gawr needs to brush her fucking teeth god damn
>>60779563

>>60779492
because when someone says 'it's been months' it's very clearly implied that the general situation is what's being talked about, much like when someone says 'she's been gone all year'
if you reply with 'well ahcktually it's been less than 60 to 62 days since her last brief appearance so therefore it has not been months' you're going to get an argument, because you're either looking for one or just obtuse

>she posts an update
but
>it's one of those menhera "reality checks" saying she's not our friend and that we should stop being so needy
wwyd

>>60779652
She hasn't been gone all year either. That's another factually incorrect statement people love to keep saying for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gv5O0Q1DDc&t=5356s

>>60779665
quit watching vtubers and resume staying at /a/

>>60779652
>'she's been gone all year'
Literally all you have to do is add one word to make it correct, "she's been mostly gone all year". It's really not hard to just be accurate in the first place while completely maintaining your point.

>>60779686
More evidence for the Gura should never tell us anything because schizos cannot be trusted to not dredge up shit she said years ago pile.

>>60779665
She's a "streamer" who doesn't stream. It has nothing to do with being "needy" or "parasocial" Gura is being lazy and not doing what a streamer should be doing which is to stream

Outlast Trials DLC on the 26th, 2021 Gura would be eager to stream it but you just know she's gonna play it offstream and ghost us even longer.

>>60779665
Go full anti probably. Her coming back just to lecture other people at this point would actually be kind of insane actually.

>>60779627
No

>>60779757
Year ago. It's not years yet.

>>60779757
You're in luck, buddy, I think she finally got it.

>>60779776
Tell management to stop being stupid and let Gura stream Outlast Trials. Just because the other Holos were too stupid to censor the "yabe" parts properly doesn't mean Gura shouldn't be allowed to stream it.

>>60779683
She has been gone around 5/6th of the year so far if you count days streamed vs not streamed.

>>60779209
seething betas are insane, and it's crazy how we're surrounded by them

>>60779846
Gura wouldn't stream it even if she was allowed to, why even bother asking.

Funny thread.

How many members/unarchived streams has she done this year?

>>60779665
Goob would never do that because she's my real girlfriend.

>>60779757
Yeah, I mean at this point she should just never stream again, because if she streams she might accidentally say something that someone might remember at some point and bring up again.

Reminder that things aren't going to get better any time soon. In December she'll take a break again for Christmas with family. Holofes was announced for the start of March so there's going to be another Japan arc for January or February. Things will only keep getting worse.

Is it over yet?

>>60779727
Anon you may be autistic. Hyperbole is a natural part of speaking, not everyone literally says what they mean. "She's been gone all year" is not technically correct, but has an intuitive meaning that everyone (who's not a retard like you) can grasp.

>>60779665
probably just become an anti instead of just being an annoyed and frustrated fan

>>60779944
Hyperbole is a natural part of being a woman

>>60779944
Stop being wrong.

>>60779870
Because there's no reason she shouldn't be allowed to stream it even if she wanted to.

>>60779665
Finally give up for good and find someone else to oshi

https://files.catbox.moe/rmdunf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kpua6k.png

>>60779944
There are some very autistic people that hang out in GGG, yes, they will fight tooth and nail to say you're wrong about something because they are unable to understand how actual humans interact with each other, and have no basis for understanding someone else's intentions.

>>60779944
Just say she's been gone for most of the year.

>>60779979
ogey sexist ESL

>>60779665
she wouldn't, but there's no woman who likes a clingy, possessive, insecure "man"

>>60780048
She's been gone most of the year anon, does that make you feel better?

>>60780004
>Finally give up for good
uh huh sure you will

I didn't mind the first two weeks of this ghosting arc but now every day feels more personal and is making me more frustrated. I don't know how much more of her ghosting I can take...

>>60780004
No fuck off. I'd sooner watch a flesh tuber.

>>60780023
That's a child.

>>60780091
out of 10

>>60780025
It's not just /ggg/. The kind of person that spends their time posting on /vt/ isn't the most socially adjusted especially when they're doing it for someone who hasn't been active for a month

>>60780074
No, she's actually been gone most of the last two years

>>60780074
I'm NTA just telling you what's more accurate to say so you don't have to deal with these people being nit picky.

>>60780088
Why is what I'm going to do offending you? I don't care what you do, retard and it should be vice versa

funny

>>60780150
So much for you people being strong buds lol. Actually pathetic.

>>60780129
He could ignore us, but the kind of person who lies about Gura can't do that.

>>60780238
>lies about Gura
Who is lying?

>>60780216
So true sis
I think you're unable to follow the reply chain here

>>60780314
The people saying she was gone for months or gone all year.

>>60780354
She was gone for most of the year if you add up all the breaks from streaming she took this year. (Which in itself wouldn't be bad if she gave a legitimate reason for it but she hasn't.)

Does Gura still do her animal poop scooping job?

>>60780354
They are exaggerating, and not exaggerating much, it's not like she's been around most of this year. She has barely been around at all.

>>60780432
Nobody knows, and she doesn't want people speculating about it.

>>60780432
No, she's been promoted to animal cock inspector

The law of Schrodinger's Gura.

Realistically speaking when is this ghosting arc gonna end?

>>60780483
she has to break the dry flakes that come out of horse sheaths.

>>60780553
When whatever is causing it is addressed.

>>60780553
We're in uncharted territory, so there's no saying when, 11/4 minecraft probably won't end it, there are no signs she will stream before or after it, or even during it for that matter.

>>60780573
eww gross~

>>60780553
It feels like her time in holo has reached its end so I think it'll end whenever she pulls the plug in which she probably won't for a while since she's the face of EN

I'm getting hungry. I need to sleep or I'll have to eat before I sleep and that's always annoying

>>60780553
Since she has to show up for the sport festival thing anyways I guess she might do a stream before or after since might as well, that basically the only poissible real hope we have.

>>60780553
Most realistic hope right now is Kiara organizing a collab.

>>60780553
10/23 after Advent's Halloween party

>>60780676
We don't know if she rsvp'd to the sportsfes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qy07dl8Sbc
Sure would be cool if Gura played this.

>>60780725
Huh? She is included in it, she's on yellow team A I think it was?

>>60780645
there's youtube videos of girls doing this, and they fucking love doing this kind of thing. it's baffling. Like I can't get a girl to even kiss me, but they like get all up in an animal's cheesy sheath like it's nothing. I don't understand women.

>>60780747
>doesn't try to get into the game
>barely reads or down right skips any kind of tutorial
>gets frustrated because she doesn't know what to do
>plays a third of the game at best
>never plays it again

>>60780832
They enjoy the control they have over an animal, an animal won't pressure them to do shit or even try and force them like a dude might.

>>60780832
lmao

That is a LOT of filtered posts
it's weird that yesterday and the night before were relatively c-word but now the thread's a mess again

>>60780832
ugly bastard bud...

>>60780923
The reddit thread was acting as the containment thread yesterday until it died.

>>60780923
sometimes the mood hits, sometimes it doesn't

>>60780832
Post some. You seem like an expert on this topic.

>>60780923
yea im gonna go shower

If Gura was smarter she would capitalize on this and do a shark spanking 3D stream in which Ame uses the shrimp model to spank her ass for every feisty superchat we send her

>>60781252
She's in Japan and does an ASMR collab with Noel where noel spanks her

I don't understand why she bought a $3,000 travel mic if she doesn't stream while in JP.

>>60781507
Maybe she actually didn't buy it?

>>60781507
JP ain't the only country she travels to :3c

>>60781507
I don't understand why you don't know why she bought it when she explained why she bought it

>>60781558
She did, she talked about packing it.
>>60781569
Remind me? I just remember her talking about stuffing it in a shoe or something while traveling.

>>60780747 (Me)
I changed my mind this game is kinda boring.

>>60781669
she doesn't like how her voice sounds on the studio mic, she prefers the neumann
she bought the tlm 102 because it sounds pretty much the same as the one she has at home, it's just smaller and easier to pack, it's for work

>>60781669
Maybe she didn't actually pack it?

>>60781507
Wasn't it a TLM 102? Those rarely crack $1,000 and you'll see them for $699 sometimes. It's a mid-priced mic.

>>60781766
Lame, alright I guess. I still think it's cringe that she won't stream in JP because it's not as comfy as her setup, it's not like she needs to play games or anything, just sit in front of a mic and zatsu, or even movie watchalongs shouldn't really be a problem. Lazy shark.
>>60781932
Oh, they are cheaper than I remember, was it someone else who had a $3k mic? I could have sworn someone talked about one.

>>60782107
yeah it sucks, but somehow I don't think travel itself is what's holding her back, that idea died months ago

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112667071

Did Kiara mention when her trip to Maldives is happening?

>>60782287
From what I heard it was in November, but then she started talking about people being worried about people being unhappy about her JP trips, so it sounded like it might get rescheduled for the beginning of next year? This is all stuff I've only heard on the board though, so take it with a grain of salt.

>>60782287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLOLjo-_8Ac&t=7306s
tl;dr during peak season, februaryish I guess
I'm only bothering because I'm sick of the 'haha Gura's going to skip halloween and then go to a resort right after' shitposting

>>60782287
Who cares though? Gura isn't going

>>60779890
Why is gura eating kiara all the time? Is she just tasty or something?

>>60782669
Kiara can regenerate infinitely so there is no problem with eating her. The others are there just for show.

>>60782669
tastes like fried chicken, duh

>>60782476
This actually makes me think it's more likely that Gura is the one going, if Kiara had to reschedule because of Gura actually being busy with something and wasn't able to go in November like they originally planned then that would be a good reason for it to be in Feb now.

>>60782726
>>60782831
Hmmm. Do you ever think that gura just butchers, cleans, and then cooks her body parts up for a banquet/feast? I mean kiara is just a walking ration at this point.

goobutt

>Surely she'll stream some more to show off her new outfit
>Surely she'll stream in October, its her month!
>Surely there will be a Halloween stream
>Surely she'll stream her POV for the minecraft sports event
>Surely she'll stream......

>>60783072
Too real