/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

goooooruh will not stream todayyyy

>>6095760
Shes too busy having sex with Ciel

>>6095677
paypigs hate

>>6095103
she's signed like that way more times than just in her debut. at some point she briefly mentioned designing and practicing it, but i forget when that was.

Love this shark

>>6095913
Gura makes my kokoroki go dokidoki

Are you guys mad that Gura selected a paypig as her question? I'm fine it with it because at least Ciel finally gets something from sending all those akasupas.

>>6095760
I STILL BELIEVE

>>6096084
not at all. he'll definitely appreciate it.

>>6095776
Is ciel a girl?

>>6096084
yeah, one way of looking at it is gura giving back to fans. she could only choose one person so better a fan than some random greyname

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1411815494143852555
she's using the !! exclamation points, same as she used for I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!
it's a sign.

>>6096084
I'm actually baffled that some people here are legitimately mad over it.

>>6096084
I'm moreso disappointed it was an incredibly lazy softball question that you could have probably gotten a general answer to from watching her debut reaction stream. I don't really care though who asked it

>>6096084
Im happy for him but kind of upset that you can basically pay to win as a fan.
If I pay enough money I can have sex with Gura though so it was a nice confirmation.

>>6096084
I wouldn't want Gura to feel bad because I'm jealous of someone, so no. It's at least better than giving it to a gray.

>>6096084
Yeah makes sense to just pick someone because they give you the most money instead of giving you the best question.

>>6096150
No Ciel is a kid with his rich moms credit card

I want to see the people complaining send a superchat about it so I can laugh when she skips reading it.

>>6096227
She liked the question...

>>6096084
Not so much personally, but I definitely understand the people who are, if they had sent in a question.
If I had put in the effort to think of a question that I hoped Gura would like, only to find out I never had a chance for her to even consider me because I don't give her enough money, I'd be mad.

>>6096267
LOL

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>6096187
>sponsored unity emoji hearts

>>6096305
Such a basic and surface level question its hard to hate

>>6096196
>>6096227
Judging by how the first panel went it should have been obvious they were all going to pick safe and easy questions like that.

>>6096348
Gura cute!

Gura was especially cute this year. Does anyone have the gif where the image of Gura turns left and right constantly?

It's already 7pm EDT. Gura isn't streaming today. Fuuuuuuuuckkk

>>6096652

>>6096679
Good, she deserves rest

>>6096679
if she does it'll be a night delivery, but I'd expect a tweet about it soon. probalby nothing

Ah shit, I didn't even see this thread.

>>6096692
I meant the rhombus looking one. But that one is cool too

God she's so hot

>>6096084
>Are you guys mad that Gura selected a paypig as her question?
Nah. It was a good question. I don't even use twitter. Good for him.

>>6096084
I'm surprised she didn't pick a fanartist.

>>6096652
can only offer you this one. I have another one but lost the soundpost attached to it

>>6096989
This is the one I was looking for!

Uhahaha

>>6097017
if you can figure out the soundpost filename for this, this is a good one as well. I don't think warosu supports md5 image search however

>>6097060
>I don't think warosu supports md5 image search however
It does
>>/vt/image/qR-9JDYEpSxBJ3PGp2HWFA

>>6097102
neat. thanks.

>>6097040
PISS?????

>>6097165
Fill that jar!

>>6096084
I have no stakes in this, I didn't even submit a question

>>6096084
Pls undstd Chumbabies really wanted her signature.
Gura's based for picking someone who will never think of selling it and will actually cherish it.

>>6097040

Who does she hate more? EU or greynames?

>>6097255
nice

>>6096084
Why would I be upset? It’s clearly going to someone that watches and supports her. Looking through the questions it seems like half were about her being the biggest vtuber so I can see why she would want a easy question like that. Anyone that is mad is being a baby.

>>6096084
Why would I be mad that someone who heavily supports my oshi gets a little something in return? Good for him.

>>6097302
I'd say it's a toss up

>>6097302
I thought we established she's more likely to read grey chats.

Hope our tired sharky has a nice hot bath and some gluten free, lactose free pizza tonight

>>6097255
>drinking a jar of hot steamy gura liquid stuff?
TuT

>>6097040
Hmmm.....

World domination baby!

>>6097497
I need that mug and mousepad desu

>>6097497
Kek is that a cute and funny table cloth?

Gura is a sassy brat

>>6097724
God I wish that were my bed

I bet the DbD devs watch Gura's videos and laughed at her reading of that oni-chan quote.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1411830507621519365

>Members draw+zatsudan
ikz

>>6097965
bless you, shark

>Assetto Corsa
Looks like Gura found her racing game.

>>6097965
Love shark. Looks like fun.

>>6097965
>cursed doodles and chat
Nice, maybe we'll get some more Scout along with the "cursed" stuff.

>>6097965
Another week of Vergil winning

>>6097965
>Assetto Corsa

>>6097965
I'm happy to see she's finally doing the Assetto Corsa stream.

>>6097965
Everything is good except Night Delivery!

Also, bday collab? Interesting.

>>6097965
>asseto corsa
what? is this sponsored? why would gura play this?

>>6098028
Wonder if she is going to play with manual shifting or automatic.
I wish my friends could drive stick, lazy fucks always have me drive to bars so I cant drink.

>>6098077
didn't she say she wanted to play a racing game?

>>6098068
It's full gen

what's gooper gooper gooper doing tonight? is she streaming?

No stream today confirmed?

>>6098077
She's gonna use it to learn how to drive.

>>6098077
iirc she mentioned wanting to try it in a previous stream
but that was a long time ago

>>6098077
She said a long time ago that she wants to DRIVE. She bought a wheel for it and everything.

>>6098077
Gura only plays the highest quality of racing games.

>>6097965

>>6098077
She has mentioned Asseto Corsa so many times.

>>6097965
Love shark, simple as

>>6098137

>>6098116
She's watching Ame's unarchived karaoke in 80 minutes. You should too.

>>6098164
Oh right, I forgot about that.

>>6098114
Ahhh that makes more sense. An actual full collab for her bday is cool.

>>6098099
Do you really think gura can play assetto corsa AND manually shift? I'd be happy if she actually stays on the track every turn.

>>6098201
I see you have high hopes for her.

>>6097965
>more DBD
Fuck yes

>>6098201
Didn’t she mention before that she’s played DiRT before? If she can manage to not drive off a stage she can stay on track in AC.

>>6098232
Let me correct myself, I'd be happy if she gets into a race with her wheel working.

>>6098232
Have some faith in her!
I feel like a parent watching their kid go to a driving test or something. You can do it sharky!

>>6097965
double chicken, well is my less favorite of the en girls, but i don't hate her and gura had good chemistry with her

>>6097965
Gura playing DBD always makes me horny
so I'm excited for that

>>6098291
I have faith that she'll be extremely bullyable and will enjoy it.

This man broke your oshi, say something nice to him

>>6098232
Her spatial skills have improved a lot over the last several months. Don't underestimate her.

>>6098314
DbD sends her samegaki levels into overdrive, it's great.

>>6098329
I will buy his games
I still haven't watched any of her DMC streams since I've been interested in the series for a while and I don't want to get spoiled on them

I want to be as great as gura. I hope go make it one day, give me strength gura

>>6098314
God tell me about it. I'm already cooking up a new pastebin fic concept.

>23:42 OnlyEnma637 $5.00 im a huge simp can i get a wif of your foot odor
https://youtu.be/Qa7WRAfGIQg?t=6361
this is the level you need to be at to make Gura laugh

>>6097965
I hope the contents of these streams are unusually high quality, because I sure as hell am not excited about what I'm looking at.

>>6098706
What, did you not like last night’s DbD stream?

>>6098774
NTA but I can kinda see what he means. Not a fan of Chilla and Kiara filters me so all I have to look forward to is DbD and racing game.
Oh, the members stream is probably gonna be top tier though.

>>6098706
>sametori and unity collabs
>more bloodthirsty killer gura
>actual chatting stream
>assetto corsa with steering wheel and pedal
I think It's just you bud...

>>6098706
>I sure as hell am not excited about what I'm looking at.
Are you even human?

>>6098831
Hopefully we get a pedal cam.

>>6098873
No

>>6098876
Anon I'm one hell of an optimist but there's no fucking way Gura's putting her feet on camera. Obviously I hope I'm wrong.

I'm a shrimp

>>6098876
That would be fucking amazing, though we both know that will never happen.

>>6099047
Half her audience would die from goom overload, bad business decision.

>>6099059

>>6099047
>>6099081
It wouldn't be the first time.

>>6098831
>I think It's just you bud...
Yes anon, me saying that it doesn't excite me would apply to me specifically. The collabs could be good depending on what they do, Minecraft and racing games just put me to sleep. Night delivery looks forgettable.

>>6098873
>Are you even human?
God I hope not

i just want another hololive karaoke

>>6097965
Two horror games, two random stuffs, one minecraft and Kiara's birthday.
She will be streaming almost everyday.
A very solid week.
3 weeks without a karaoke stream,
I think she's back practicing her set list like before
instead of spamming meme songs.

how do you say pussy when trying to say plessie
does gura have trouble pronouncing her l's or something?

>>6099243
Anon I don't know how to break this to you but
She almost certainly did it intentionally

>>6099243
She's a mesugaki

>>6097302
She doesn't hate greys. She reads their comments more than comments from her own members.

i want drink Gura's child piss

>>6097965
What shitty schedule besides DBD (I like watching her play, it's entertaining) and the racing game. No 3 million karaoke or celebration stream, no member ASMR, no JP Minecraft server exploration. Instead we get 2 collabs and both involve chimken and a fucking member doodle stream.

>>6099324
Ambrosia of the Gods, that is.
https://files.catbox.moe/xuj11q.png

>>6099324
same gaki

JWU, has she acknowledged the 3M yet or is she still hiding?

>>6099361
>Doesn't like member doodle stream
Just tell us you're a faggot outright. Don't try to hide it.

>>6099361
Do you just set unreasonable expectations and then get disappointed every time you don't get what you want?

>>6099367
Not nearly enough of these kinds of pictures exist.

>>6099361
>a fucking member doodle stream
Are you on drugs? The first one was amazing

>>6099298
I want to fuck this mesugaki right in the plessie

>>6099392
She said she was going for world domination and that it's good being at the top.

>>6099392
The AX host forced her to acknowledge it.
She silently but visibly cringed before cheering

>>6099361
Member doodle streams are actually amazing tho even the one that got bombed by some e-celeb was still kino.

>>6099419
Has Gura fought Plesioth in a monhun?

>>6099412
>>6099427
>>6099397
I'd rather her do a member ASMR than a doodle stream. I don't understand why she won't just go explore the JP server. Ina got permission to go alone.

>>6099361
Where were you when Gura used to stream 3 - 4 times a week, anon?

>>6099507
Gura has said multiple times she doesn't even like minecraft all that much. I really cannot see her just wandering around aimlessly in the JP server alone and having fun doing so.

>>6099507
She won't even enjoy going to the JP server, especially if she's alone. It'll just be wow this is cute, wow this is cool for 1 hour then she's done.

>>6099507
Well you being disappointed is fine but if your disappointment is stemming from stuff you think she should do instead of stuff she promised or said she was going to do them I think you should re-examine it

>>6099424
That was so un-Gura of her that I feel it was scripted by AX

>>6099243
relisten to the clip she legitimately says plessie.

>>6099595
Maybe Gura isn't as humble as you think. She's the best and she knows it.

>>6099604
I've watched it like 5 times and I legitimately can't hear plessie. She even says that she can't unhear it later on too.

>>6099595
It could’ve also been extreme nerves and she just blurted something out, the “oh god” right before seemed like she was cringing hard

>>6099424
There was a recent superchat about world domination so the idea has probably been stuck in her head. This is your reminder that your words can literally control Gura's mind if you pick them carefully enough.

>>6099646
VTubers talking about world domination has been a pretty frequent meme for along time now.

>>6099595
Rather than it being scripted, she just tried to act a bit more boastful about it. Obviously wasn't a convincing performance, but she tried I guess.

>>6099646
Gura I would like for you to bottle your goom and sell it to me, please get this idea stuck in your head. Thanks.

>>6099669
>>6099646
Yeah World Domination is an official Ina meme too.

>>6099637
I have no problem hearing it both ways but I definitely think she said it right just a bit slurred

>>6099424
Can someone make a streamable? I don't want to download the whole thing to hear Gura trying her best to boast.

>>6099631
She's getting over her shyness and getting comfortable with her position as undisputed queen of vtubers

>>6099392
Looking through her Twitter and some AX's comments, feeling a bit disappointed but I guess I did expect too much from her. Even now, she's actively avoiding her achievement when all it takes is just a celebratory karaoke session and call it a day. 3M doesn't come that easily and she knows it. Don't know why she keeps debuffing herself with underwhelming schedules every week. Same goes for Ame.

>>6099595
It's going be awkward if she acted like she hate it.

>>6099646
>This is your reminder that your words can literally control Gura's mind if you pick them carefully enough.
I'll keep that in mind

>>6099885
She's not going to do a celebration stream right after needing to spend like 8+ hours on AX bullshit. It might happen, it might not, but give her time to prepare for it either way

>>6099885
It's not surprising she didn't do anything this week due to Kiara's birthday. She'll probably talk about the plans in her stream tomorrow and have a karaoke later in July.

Gura withdrawal mitigates when you're with your friends

>>6099951
Yeah this too. She's definitely gonna wait until after Kiara's birthday since stealing Kiara's hype wouldn't be a cool thing to do.

>>6099918
>Hey Gura, who do you think will be the first VTuber on OnlyFans?
And the seed is planted.

>>6099529
>>6099556
>>6099578
Gura said she wanted to explore the JP and check out all the stuff she missed during the Festival. I'm using her own words so it's not just something I want

>>6100097
I don't remember the exact quote but I feel like that isn't something she would do alone, but with a friend or guide.

>>6100097
Doesn't matter. She doesn't like playing MC alone. She also doesn't like building and grinding in MC either. So you will not get an exploration stream where she goes to the JP server alone.

Gura cute!

Watame and Gura minecraft collab let's goooooooo

Gawr pegging
>Gawr pegging
Gawr pegging
>Gawr pegging

>>6100275
What!?

>>6100334
How have I not thought of this before?
You, my fellow anon, are a fucking GENIUS!

>>6100275
Is this confirmed? I will literally shit myself

>>6098137
I've been lurking for a while now, but I still don't get the Oreo shake thing. Apparently it has a massive amount of calories and something about containing crustaceans?

>>6100439
bloop is crustacean

>>6100352
>>6100433
are you two retarded?

>>6100439
archive reps go do

>>6100433
Isnotrael

>>6100452
I mean idk it seems like a really random thing to just post out of nowhere. And Watame has collabed with Mori and Kiara, so it's not impossible

>>6100483
feelsbad

Am I the only one who thinks Gura is a much better singer than Amelia?

>>6099781
i don't know how to use streamable, but here's the whole segment about it.
https://files.catbox.moe/ftb6ph.mp4

>>6100788
Gura loves her so it's okay.

>>6100799
Thank you.

>>6100788
the only hololive members whose karaoke has made me cry are gura and ame. i do think gura is better though.

>>6100788
Ame's singing has SOUL

>>6100788
They both are filled with SOUL and that's what counts

What if Gura suddenly made an apparance in Ame's karaoke, and then it was revealed they are actually in the same room together, and then it was revealed they are both naked, and then they fucked while everyone listened in

>>6101196
oh man that would be kino

>>6101196
I'd get to goom today.

>>6101196
Hot

>>6101196
I would be mad they didn't make sex ASMR.

>>6099426
Did anyone get a timestamp or clip of that?

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>6101439
Scroll up

>>6099426
I wish her response was, "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYBODY!"

>>6101464

>>6100799
>that "oh boy"
Yeah she was just hamming it up with world domination because they expected(forced) it out of her.

Do you think Gura is a fan of Bache?

>>6101663
she's so cute

gura

I want to see a 3D offcollab with Fubuki and Gura where Fubuki lifts Gura up in her arms and tosses her up and down while Gura laughs and squeals like a child

I wanna breed this girl. Is this wrong?

>>6101798
I want all 3D collabs with Gura to include the other person lifting her above their heads

>>6101798
Does FBK lift?

>>6101989
I don't think you need to lift to carry Gura's tiny loli body

>>6101940
This is the way, it should be a rite of passage.

>>6101787
is not stinky

I hope Gura is having fun listening to her wife sing

>>6102199
God, imagine if you could fuck her... What would that even feel like...

>>6102272
I'm gonna fuck her in Koikatsu and there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop me

>>6101196

>>6102272
The reason she is not stinky is because she has never been fucked before. Imagine being the first to make that tiny shark feel true pleasure and know true stink.

I want to fall asleep with shark in my arms

https://twitter.com/ToastCrust/status/1411812232556544001

Holy crap, Gura!

>>6102699
>be anon
>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime
>work was tough today, don't want to do anything
>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed
>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes
>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you
>something's touching your nose
>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there
>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey
>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch
>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer
>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you
>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers
>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up
>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again
>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server
>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter

>>6102699
Buy a daki

>>6102849
very nice story anon, I'm going to go kill myself now!

>>6102750
>no one remembers nanoha anymore

>>6102849
Well that's adorable

>>6101684
I hope so

>>6102937
Have another:
>You come home from work
>"Hey, how was your day?"
>Gura's in the kitchen making cream of potato soup
>There's holes in the garden where some potatoes used to be
>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside
>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself
>"you have to try these apples, they're delicious"
>you take one, it's incredibly fresh and juicy
>you kiss her then head upstairs to change
>her soft singing follows you upstairs
>come back down, the soups done
>chat about your day while enjoying cream of potato

>>6102750
I felt Gura was the only one that would give a different answer for that question when I saw it lol. The other girls were throwing out hints about Madoka.

>>6102967
that's nanoha's own fault. StrikerS was a mistake

>>6102849
>as she does the dishes
Least believable part of the story. Very cute though.

>>6102967
Cardcaptor Sakura is where its at.

>>6103042
why was I born

>>6102199
Having sex with her would be the cleanest, best pleasure.

>>6102699
Same

>>6102199
sigh... maybe someday...

>>6103042

>>6102750
I haven't seen any of the Madoka stuff aside from the main anime series.
Is it good?

>>6102849
ingmi bros...

>>6102884
They're like what $70-ish?
A small price to pay...

>>6102699

>>6103362
Plus the price of the pillow, yeah. I have one coming in the mail tomorrow.

>>6102849

>>6095677
saw the schedule, is she gonna be good at AC? smash nordschleife like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsSGDT7S5Y

>>6103593
>is she gonna be good at AC?
Anon she literally doesn't know how to drive.

>>6103382

>>6102849
>Gura doing dishes
Immersion ruined

Other than that, good job.

playing games and someone on my team has a gura pfp. It always feels weird to see

when did the global /u/schizos spill over

>>6103808
Having the most popular (and now the most subscribed) VTuber as your oshi is suffering sometimes

>>6103593
>is she gonna be good at AC?

Only if Gawr is the one playing.

>>6103923
Globalfags have been invading this place for a while now

>>6102750
The real nerd answer would have been Cardcaptor Sakura.

>>6103362
it is certainly the best way to sleep. definitely consider getting one. if you are put off by illustrated covers, you can get a blank cover.

>>6104027
I've been here the entire time.

>>6103967
I don't think its a big deal I'm just never expecting it

I just wanna hear gura sing palette

>>6104409
https://streamable.com/t971u9

>>6096679
I would think not since Ame is singing Karaoke right now.

when did she notice her dislocated pupil?

>>6104622
do you think gura is wathcing ame's caraoke?

>>6104669
https://youtu.be/Qa7WRAfGIQg?t=5716

>>6104622
>>6104863
Wrong thread >>6103651

>>6104863
Gura is currently laughing at Ame singing minecraft parody songs

>>6104555
>>6104409
This dork should not be allowed to be so cute.

>>6104922
is Gura song in global ??

I hope every stream she still has the nendo in the jar

>>6105477
I hope the jar fills up a little bit every stream

>>6105477
I won't be surprised if it stays there. It's funny and it helps advertise that it's coming out.

I hereby declare that every post itt ending with an odd number is by an orca

>>6105572
Every stream she asks a new shrimp to help "fill it up" until it starts to overflow.
At which point she downs it all and retrieves a nicely painted nendo

>>6104919
do you guys care if i say thank you or should i not bother?

>>6105806
Courtesy is a rare thing on 4chan, but it doesn't hurt when it does appear
It's up to you

>>6105806
Even the most gruff old anonymous likes to hear thanks sometimes even if they wont admit it.

>>6105477
I guaran-fucking-tee you the first thing she will do when her own Nendoroid arrives is put it in a jar and tweet a picture of it.

>>6106032
Thats the first thing I expect everyone to do when they get their nendroid.

>>6106117
You need a before picture before you start the goom diary, yeah.

>>6104027
ggg was born from hlgg faggot

>>6106353
That doesn't mean this place can house off-topic shit. This isn't /hlgg2/.

>>6106488
Don't reply to bait, retard. And Gura is watching Ame sing, deal with it.

I want Gawr to bend me over and peg me

>>6106948
>implying you know what it's like to be pegged.

Saw the schedule. No planned 3 million subs celebration stream this week? I thought she would do it soon like 5 days later like she did with the 2 million sub celebration stream. 3 million subs is kind of a big deal since she passed Kizuna Ai and is the first one to do so. I'm ready to drop a ton of SCs if she does it. I already have my pre-planned DMC3 SC which I'm waiting patiently to drop when she returns to it.

>>6107388
take the hint

>>6107388
It'll probably happen eventually, or she'll delay it and end up dropping it like the 1mil one.

>>6097586

I want to sleep. I hate this holiday.

I hope the 3 million celebration is a Shark Tale watchalong if it happens at all. People assuming it's going to be a karaoke sicken me.

>>6108536
Judging by her reaction to the panel I wouldn't get my hopes up. The host brought it up and Gura looked down to her left and then swept her head from left to right. She's very humble about. I'm kinda pissed off that they made her say the line about another hololive gen having 3 million collectively yesterday when they knew she was about to break 3 million herself. She doesn't seem to enjoy it.

post gura in spats because spats are hot

Gura cute!

>>6103042
>>6102849
Now do these with Gawr

>>6108901

>>6108878
Yeah ax sucks in general so I'm not surprised. You could tell how uncomfortable she was.

>>6108901
Undoubtedly good taste.

>>6102849
I like how her doing dishes takes me right out of it.

>>6109186
Hey she does them at least once a month. Just so happens to be that lucky day

>>6109220
>Hey she does them at least once a month.
ogey

>>6103127
>>6103732
>>6109186
Keep in mind this copypasta was made in like the first two months before we knew the extent of her laziness

>>6109632
My favorite thought that maybe, just maybe, Gura has written or will one day write one of these greentext stories. It would be very cute to be able to gosling over her story even if we didn't know it.

>>6109220
no she doesn't, she gets paper plates now.

>>6109741
Still have to wash the cooking pots/pans.

I'm just going off her 3 weeks mold story. I assume that was the longest she went without washing them.

>>6097965
>no 3M celebration stream
Gura I am DONE with you

time to fall asleep to a gura vod while thinking about gura

>>6107147
I make no claims as to whether I have or have not been in the past.