/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>61022692
Oyasame

>>61022075
I'm pretty sure using random objects like that from around the house is a good way to get a yeast infection. Your sister's bed probably just had a loose screw, anon.

Gurass

>>61022692
sharkdreams

>>61023195
Fatfuck you look poisoned...

Sex with a fembud.

>>61022998
It'd be more accurate to say that she has a few screws loose. lol. It was more than just screwdrivers, that was just the most common one.

>>61022019
You're essentially claiming that a corporate vtuber not streaming is in itself abuse. Again, I'm also bummed that Gura hasn't been streaming much, but I wouldn't consider that being abused.

>>61023337
Why don't you gift her a dildo for her next birthday so that she stops using random objects?

>>61023478
Oh, this was many years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if she does now, or at least something a bit more sanitary and well hidden.

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>61022154
You know, I used to get mad at your posts because you seem like you're some reddit-tier fedora-donning fatass male feminist whiteknighting someone you don't actually even care about or waych, but the wording of your posts are so similar every time that now I just find them funny.

Hit me with another one, funny man.
Here, I'll help give you something to react to:

Gura is actually being a really terrible person with the way she's treating her fans. Probably the worst in all of Hololive. Without her fans, Gura would be nothing, and yet she can't even spend 5 minutes telling us she's okay. We are entitled to streams. We are entitled to her attention. And no, she does not get to live a normal, private life. Not after choosing to be an idol. Not after creating a community that revolves around and depends upon her.
Gura has an obligation to be faithful and dedicated to her fans and her career, because that was the implicit promise she made when she joined Hololive as an idol. If that's not what she wanted, then she shouldn't have taken a spot from someone else who did.
We deserve an explanation.
Gura owes us one. And most of all, Gura owes me sex, personally.

>>61023737
I'm starting to think betas unironically think 'she owes me'
damn that is fucking pathetic and funny

>>61023269
That's no fatfuck, anon...
You better be careful. That guy has tentacles, and one of them is a penis.

>>61023389
It's not about not streaming, it's the ghosting in general, she spent the first like year and a half fostering a closer relationship than what's typical for an average streamer with her viewers, and then decides to cut them off completely. That's more impactful than just not streaming for the people who became invested in her.

>>61023983
You're menhera freak, why would anyone want to deal with you? If there's any reason we're not getting anything, it's because of creeps like you.

>>61023389
Just because she's corporate, doesn't mean she didn't foster her community like every other streamer.
Cover gives very little direction when it comes to how they run their channels. Gura declared herself an idol and wanted her fans to love her. Of course that means people are going to become dependent on her. She's a woman. She knew that.
So yes, abandoning everyone like she did is really emotionally abusive. No other holo treats their fans like this for a reason.

>>61023983
Yeah, a lot people seem to not get this, or pretend they don't, at least. It's not just "boohoo, the shark girl no stream". It's the just completely stepping away from an audience that she very actively cultivated and emotionally connected with.

Gura owes me a cheeseburger, the little bitch.

>>61024135
It's honestly just kind of pathetic and funny to see someone get so bent out of shape and hurl all these insults and judgements over anyone arguing that Gura's behavior is not right.

Gura owes me a fembud.

>>61023917
Come on darkmaze/gdca2000 or whatever the fuck your name was, hit me with another "YOU ENTITLED FUCK" post. I asked nicely, goddammit.

>>61024215
keep seething "chumbud"

>>61024135
Show tits.

>>61024255
I'm actually feeling pretty good today, strangely. If anyone is seething it seems to be you.

>>61024152
This.

>>61024308
You're not because you're complaining about Gura. Don't try to hide it, you can't. Nobody ITT can.

>>61023917
Gura literally owes her fans everything because she wouldn't have ever been given any of this without those who showered her in support.

Maybe Gura deserves her antis.

couldn't this gag have happened a little earlier in the night, I wanted to make a dumb gura owes me joke but I'm too tired, can't think

>>61024448
literally free streams
voluntary donations
stop thinking like a beta and take responsibility for your own voluntary actions

>>61024152
>or pretend they don't
It's this.

>>61024152
>she very actively cultivated and emotionally connected with
Did that actually happen, or did you just interpret mundane normal actions as being that because that's what you wanted to happen

thread is uncomfy

>>61024584

>>61024551
Unless she is literally trying to start shit and become drama obsessed, then no.

Gawr Gura literally tied me up and taped my eyelids open so that I couldn't look away when she slowly flayed my family alive before consuming their remains.
Needless to say, I also have a problem with her recent behavior.

>>61024590
Emotional manipulation
Fostering dependency
Encouraging donation culture
Broken promises
Failure to deliver services paid for (no members streams)
Gross negligence and abandonment of duty
It's time Gura take responsibility for once, you bridge dwelling troll.

>>61024448
she herself said that a couple times
"without you there would be no me"
things like that.

>>61024863
Damn, it's scary that professional victims actually think like this. Thankfully I'm naturally wary of people, she definitely has a good reason to not want to deal with people though. Christ.

>>61024859
She was just a little hungry, spazoid.

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>61024977
I purchased services from her in the form of member streams
She fulfilled those obligations five out of ten months so far this year. I was patient and understanding back in January, however these last few months, not only has she not delivered the agreed upon service, she has gone completely silent and refuses to give an explanation for where my money went.
I am literally owed an explanation. When companies do this, it's grounds for a class action.
You seem to like to falsely present the relationship between Gura and her fans as strictly business. Well this is what a strictly business relationship looks like, asshole.
So where are the members streams that I paid for, faggot?

>>61025440
You're insane and get a 10 on the karen scale. Your insanity is going to cost you a lot more in life.

>>61025440
>When companies do this, it's grounds for a class action.
Yeah when you literally make a purchase and don't get what you paid for. The thing is you literally did not make a purchase, you subscribed to a service offered by youtube allowing you to regularly donate to a channel, which sometimes comes with exclusive content but does not always. There's no legal requirement at all

>>61025608
Go check her channel's membership tab. It says monthly membership streams. People have won cases in the past when a patreon scammed its customers and attempted to run away with the money. I don't see the difference here.
Here, you have an individual or company that has failed to deliver paid for services for multiple months and there has been no attempt at an explanation. It seems exactly the same as a patrron promising benefits and then failing to provide said benefits.

Gura deserves love, and my love shall fulfill her.

this ought to do it

>>61025857
then feel free to sue, I'm sure it'll go well

>>61025857
It comes down to whether the membership perks section of a youtube channel is legally binding. My guess is youtube has some shit buried in their ToS which you agreed to that makes that completely untrue, however, you could still argue that it should be legally binding in court, and who knows, maybe a judge would agree with you. All you need to do to find out is sue Google.

>>61025608
There is no such thing as a "subscription" being afforded any kind of special privileges under law. A subscription is literally a purchased service. That's it. You trying to pretend it's anything more than that is bullshit and factually wrong.

I will fill Gura with my love ToT

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

unreasonable retarded people is why we can't have nice things

>>61026080
FR, if Gura wasn't so retarded she would give us a reasonable amount of streams or heads up when she can't, but she's too retarded.

Maybe stop treating Gura's relationship with her fans as purely transactional then, yeah?
It doesn't make her look any better. That was my point.

>>61026009
>A subscription is literally a purchased service.
Only if it's specifically advertising something in return. It's very arguable whether youtube memberships are doing that in any legal sense, they're very clearly set up more as donations so youtube isn't liable no matter what creators do, and again, if you wanted to argue otherwise you'd literally have to sue google, the company which actually took your money

>>61026191
stop shittalking my oshi, anti, thanks

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>61022668
No Halloween, no collab, probably no Christmas this year too

The late night drive thru for taco bell was too long chumbies… I guess I’ll eat chicken nuggies

>>61026430
You raise good points, however
>Only if it's specifically advertising something in return.
I would think that one is much less likely to find a subscription in which they do not expect to receive something in return. The only thing I can think of is charitable donation subscriptions, like those offered by NPR, the WWF, or other such organizations. I don't think a patreon like service that promises benefits would qualify.

>>61026620
She only did Christmas 2020 with us because of covid. It was either she spend it with us and hololive or no one.
The thought of spending christmas with us now that she can go anywhere she wants probably makes her nauseous just thinking about it.
In fact, Gura would probably rather spend Christmas completely alone than have to spend it with us at this point.

>>61026688
Just pretend they are dino nuggies.

>>61026724
>I don't think a patreon like service that promises benefits would qualify.
You can literally have a patreon with no exclusive content or perks purely as a donation subscription. Same with youtube memberships

me

Would you forgive Gura if she came back and did a footcam?

Why do people hate gura?

>>61027049
They were unable to groom her to their liking.

>>61027014
Well, that doesn't seem to be what she did, now does it?
>>61025956

>>61027049
She stole my shoes
they were 20 bucks dammit

>>61027049
Why does gura hate her fans?

>>61027031
Y-yes...

>>61027115
No? I was replying to a post about the websites themselves not Gura specifically

>>61027138
I answered that last thread
>>61007652

>>61022692
Sleep tight buddy

not to interrupt your shitposting, but do you think Gura will join the halloween family feud collab on Kiara's channel? It will be 8 players, so far it's Kiara and Fuwamoco but idk if they count as one player or two.

>>61027360
I want a family feud but its only fembuds and gura’s friends

>>61026877
She did more than you know, greyfag

I think Gura is a retarded virgin.

Sex with a chumbud

>>61027360
>do you think Gura will join the halloween family feud collab
Lmao, no way in hell. Gura's being forced out of her shell for the MC festival in November and that alone is so taxing for her that it required a month long break in advance.

I've gura and there's nothing you can do to stop me. 10000 years to early feistyfuck

>>61027360
I'm not holding out hope for anything anymore, at this point I think she's too scared to come back.

>>61027466
Wrong. I'm a trident.
The gift wrapping stream wasn't on christmas. It was christmas Eve, if I remember correctly.
In fact, she promised to spend that christmas with us too, but then she spent it with her family instead. Even back then, people understood she wasn't being honest because she wrapped those presents for her parents to match her tree and there was no way to get those gifts to them in time for christmas because the mail doesn't operate on christmas.

>>61027769
>I've gura

/ggg/? more like /gag/
go away gura

>>61027360
Bringing up a collab that she's not been confirmed in just invites more shitposting.

>>61027985
>Bringing up a anything just invites more shitposting.

>>61028015
Not really but it should be kind of obvious not to bring up off topic things like collabs she hasn't been confirmed in.

>>61027909
He's probay ESL and doesn't know how to use contractions. You see it a lot here.
It's like how they write something like
"You wouldn't believe how ESL I am." as
"You wouldn't believe how ESL I'm."

>>61027909
I've means I have, ESL.

>>61027360
Very unlikely

>>61028058
oh, you're right. it sounds just like those garbled "i am viet nam" comments.

>>61028060
See
>>61028058

>>61028060
not used like that it don't
you can say i've a great deal of sharks but no one says i've sharks

>>61028060
I really hope you were joking with this post.

ive the gun, give me all ur strawbery

I don't want to hate her.

>>61028213
I'm all out, I must procure yours.

Well, I'm officially a 3 year member now. Yay...

>>61027799
>think she's too scared to come back
Amazing how it still never dawns on her or her manager that proper communication would fix this if this is the case but then again I think it's safe to say that they are complete morons.

>>61028443
"i'll just have to lay low and wait for it to blow over", she said, dumping another can of gasoline on to the fire,

>just do what we want!
- groomers

>>61028060
>No U
Never not funny when idiots like you double down on what made people say you are ESL.

why does it feel like everything on this fortune happened except for the good deed prevents causing damage part
like you can mitigate this, Gura, for fucks sake

>>61028634
>employment should be stopped

>>61028483
You see this is the actual proof that Gura is a complete retard. Not how she struggles with basic math, but how she keeps disregarding something as simple as communication which ends up making her absences significantly worse for no reason.

>>61028729
she's definitely a lot smarter than you

Graduation when?

>>61028674
That fortune says that even if you have neutral luck. Guess the fortune generator wants more unemployment.

>>61027360
>idk if they count as one player or two
It's a brain game. Having two people count as one would be unfair.

>>61028784
all according to keikaku~

>>61028784
Wow what a burn. Fucking dumbass

>>61028349
As sad as I am, that one guy shitposting in her comment section who recommended the clown emoji for the third year badge was 100% right and it's one of the only times I've laughed recently when I read it.

>>61028833
your incredibly boring takes are so mundane, I can't help it sometimes

>>61028634
>You will spend a long, hard time working on many useless things.

>>61028835
In all seriousness she should just make the third year bage a different color trident. Not sure what's there really to think about and why she didn't update it by now.

>>61028634
The good deed preventing damage would have been her just reaching out and telling us she's okay.
Also, who's the person Gura's been waiting to see for a long while? Even fortunes are spouting rrats now

>>61028924
yeah, my dick

>>61028924
I mean that's just been her Hololive career the past few years in a nutshell. It would honestly be better if she would just focus entirely on streaming.

>>61028930
She doesn't care. Why would she bother? It means nothing to her.

the fortune was true all along...

>>61029002
She clearly doesn't want to. Why do you think she wants to stream? What even gave you that impression?

>>61029049
She said she wanted to make one so it's weird how she just suddenly doesn't care about it anymore. It's not like it would take much effort to just get a different color trident if her original idea fell through.

>>61028634
Meme magic shapes our universe

>>61029089
Well just streaming would be infinitely times more produce than whatever Gura has been doing in terms of Hololive.

Looks like some people need to read the Hololive fan guidelines again.

>>61029051
>>61029100
Yeah it's the result of a copy pasted fortune, not Gura's own behavior.

>>61029213
How about Cover fixes the problems instead of demanding over-positivity from the fans.

>>61029213
I keep saying tomorrow will be better but it keeps getting worse.... Did they lie to me?

>>61029123
Well yeah, of course. But that's because Gura hasn't been doing anything in terms of Hololive at all.

>>61029213
Yikes, these feistybuds sure are getting out of hand, how dare they question why Gura's been gone for 37 days without saying a single word?

>>61029213
the guidelines are very condescending, including towards the talents.

*rap verses*
gura wont stream and she cant be fired
might as well cope she's semi retired
cover thanks you for your daily support
and dont forget to deflect and report

>>61029555
word

So EN has MGS 1-3 perms now apparently, is Gura gonna play it?

>>61029494
The fact that "be generally respectful and understanding" seems condescending to you is absolutely baffling to me

>>61029596
lol, lmao, etc.

>>61029472
I can't wait until we reach the point that people start unironically saying something along the lines of "she's just taking her usual 2 month break".

>>61029596
When she joins Vshojo maybe.

>>61029213
Maybe they should try giving talents some guidelines on fan interaction too

What the actual fuck happened to Full Color mv anyway? It's been almost 4 months. Who is the incompetent retard that's working on it?

>>61029687
She's saving it for her birthday live, anon. You don't have to be a genius to figure that out.

>>61029687
It'll come out right after the jazz version of Reflect

>>61029596
She said she would stream it, but you know how useless her word is by now so there's no way to tell.

>>61029714
Just release it. Who cares when, just do it when you can.

>>61023737
I made this post

You people seemed a lot more calmer during december/january hiatus despite that one being more than 2 months long. I guess she was right about fiestybuds all along.

>>61029758
BECAUSE SHE FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT AND SAID WHY

>>61029714
And what the fuck happened to birthday live then?

>>61029758
You mean the announced health break vs her disappearing for over a month without a word?

It's really not that hard to understand

>>61029758
The official hiatus is actually shorter than the time since the last gaming stream. And she actually interacted on twitter during the hiatus.

>>61029769
>>61029801
Result is the same tho, no streams. So what difference does it make?

She's got it made guys! She has a good Manager/agent who helped her ink a sweet contract with Cover where she only has to do official mandatory streams. She doesn't want to stream or communicate anything with her fanbase. She is the smartest member of EN ala Mori!

I've been gone for a few weeks

Where is gura? Last I saw was the stream that debuted the meme song

I have a weird feeling we might actually see her tomorrow though it still feels unlikely, but she has to come back sometime right...?

>>61029824
Because it shows that she actually cares about her fans and doesn't just leave everyone wondering wtf is going on. Are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>61029823
>The official hiatus is actually shorter than the time since the last gaming stream.
No? She played Uno and gmod on Myth anniversary.

>>61029824
That an announced health break is more understandable than her disappearing for seemingly no good reason?

>>61029842
you've been posting all night
don't even try

goomba's donut sister naname streamed for the first time on yt in ages:
https://youtu.be/7nWZMeZ7bgs

>>61029596
Play it? Probably.
On steam? Probably not.

>>61029687
>It's been almost 4 months.
She first mentioned it being in production at the same time she mentioned the OP, which was like september of last year.

>>61029864
>>61029873
Well I only care about streams, if there are no streams I don't give a shit whether she makes dumb tweets or not.

>>61029826
You're just making an even more retarded version of that shirpost you made last thread.

>>61023917
It's because she LITERALLY owes me sex. There is not a world that exists where she doesn't owe me sex. She owes me her pristine cunny on a silver platter. There is no debate. This is not shitposting. This is real.
Gura owes me sex.

>>61029898
I agree but knowing why she isn't streaming can go a long way in keeping trust.

>>61029898
Huh, I guess people like you aren't just a strawman after all.

You all will kneel soon.

>>61029617
>cherrypicking

>>61029877
no anon, I was just curious since I couldn't find a different reliable source that explained her absence I didn't really look very hard so if no one knows here,. its because there isn't one.

>>61029898
And I personally only like her game streams if they are games I like or horror games + any music stuff she puts out.

>>61029687
>it's already been over 4 months since her birthday...
wtf happened

>>61030006
I understand if she needs time for things but I genuinely can't understand a positive situation in which she can't tell us she's busy or can't even like fanart on twitter. For fucks sake not even management will say anything. It doesn't matter what kind of project she's working on, this is just kinda insulting at this point.

>>61030006
I don't think anything could make me kneel at this point, but I'll be relatively satisfied if she actually comes back with a bunch of projects ready to show.

>>61030078
Time is slipping away, you'll be 30 soon and you won't even notice it.

>>61030070
Nope, nobody knows what's going on and anyone who claims to is either shitposting or schizo, or both.

>>61030127
No official response from cover is good news at least. I'll just keep listening to karaokes at work then.

cheers.

>>61030159
Yeah, I guess there is that saying "no news is good news". I don't think anything is seriously wrong, but something definitely isn't right either.

>>61030006
And you know how? Where did you get the information or better yet who made that post that you are trying to pass off as Guras

>>61030211
greychama... It's from the "GOOD MORNING SHRIMPY CREW" memberspost from last year

>>61030211
It's a screenshot of an old member post, gray-chama. I suspect that's exactly what you're baiting for, but I don't care, here ya go

>>61030295
no I’m a member for almost 3 years that post gura made was just too long so I didn’t read.

>>61030006
>>61030295
That was before her health got worse and her life disintegrated before her eyes.

Imagine not fully reading every post from Gura

>>61030360
>that post gura made was just too long so I didn’t read.
Smartest chumbud

bruh she suck me thru my jeans, this shark be horny af bro fr fr

>>61030360

Do you ever wonder why Gura is so good at singing whore songs like "Bad Guy"?

>>61030691
I've never thought to wonder in my life. I eat my prey, and sleep. To live is to be one with your primitive self.

>>61029867
He means the last time she streamed to spend time with us, and not a collab or obligatory stream that was required of her.
You might not think that's a significant distinction, but it is.

>>61030754
agreed.

>>61030633
You wish

>>61030691
Cause she's a woman?

>>61023983
> she spent the first like year and a half fostering a closer relationship than what's typical for an average streamer
Did she actually thought?
Like a massive amount of streamers have discords where you can chat with them, a massive pile of ASMRthots all will literally say they love you personally.

You will never be happy again.

>>61024863
>emotional manipulation
How?
>fostering dependency
How?
>encouraging donation culture
She doesn’t even read a bunch of her supers which is why she’s behind Mori and Kiara by like half a million

>>61030203
Nothing is wrong and that's why all this hurts so much.

Haha your streamer doesn't stream >:3

>>61030899
>donate for a CHANCE for me to read it
You aren't helping your case. Gacha shit is the most manipulative, predatory crap around. That's why it makes so much money.

>>61029824
>I have serious medical issues and can’t stream while I get them treated
Vs
>maybe I’ll do a members stream tomorrow before disappearing for over a month with the only activity being merch tweets

>>61030116
CAUSE THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON’T STOP COMING

>>61030961
she is plotting... :3

>>61031016
fed to the rrats and i hit the thread deflecting

>>61027909
>>61028058
>>61028060
I just fucked up, im not esl, retards. I love gura, and you can't stop me.

Gura this week
The voices were pretty adamant about it too

Gura this Wednesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULw6wmDYP7w
Poor thing, she has so much to deal with and still makes time to stream every once in a while :(

>>61031658
And do you know this how? Did one of the other members say she was going to be streaming Wednesday? I would actually hope it’s true, because I miss Gura

>>61032032
Wednesday schizo told me so

>>61031027
Haha :')

>>61032316
huh?

The voice in my head told me Gura is 8n the looney bin. I asked him for clarification but he said that would be a confidentiality conflict.

I'm calling it now, Kiara's Oct. 30th collab is going to be Kiara, Mori, Ame, and all of Advent, to make 8 people. No Goob.

Is Gura Gawr?

>>61032642
I think I would swap in Fauna over Ame or Mori, otherwise sounds about right.

>>61032937
No, Gura is not Gawr, but Gawr is Gura.

don don don don
DOMO DINO DESU

Do you like Gura's pumpkin?

>>61032937
Gura Gawr seems so wrong even though that's her actual name

>>61033108
She made pumpkin footsies. Cute

>>61032937

>>61033108

There's minecraft holo EN collab on bae's schedule
Possible gura appearance?

Bae has released a schedule with even more vague Holo EN collabs around Halloween, for whatever that's worth.

>>61033552
>>61033570
No

>>61033552
>>61033570
Yes

I don't care about when the next content is I just want to know she's okay

>>61033552
Possible? Yes. Likely? Nyo.

>>61033552
>>61033570
This cope isn't healthy.

>>61033711
I'm just pointing out what's happening in the near future, buzzwordchama.

>>61033681
If she's okay then what the hell is stopping her from saying anything, retard?

>>61033757
Off-topic.

>>61033552
>>61033570
this is just sad

>>61033857
>>61033757

>>61033916
Sad is buzzword.

The fact that 33+77 doesn’t = 100, is an example or the Mandela effect.

Sometimes I forget other chimbuds don't get to see gura everyday.

squish

>>61034048
That's a shiny tail

>>61028634
>The person you're waiting for will show up after a long while.
Sounds like chumbud luck.

>>61033999
holy fuck. trips of truth. made me google 33+77.

I see you guys are having a fun October
how many day it is now?

>>61034443
Mr. Krabs stopped counting, so I haven't kept track... I didn't know I was so reliant.

>>61034443
If no stream today then 38.

What does this image make you feel?

3 days left of her favorite months and no streams so far, LOL ;)

>>61034890
bro, it's 22nd not the 28th

>>61034890
Damn, didn't know October had 25 days...

>>61027392
>but its only fembuds and gura’s friends
So no one?

>>61034890
Did you ever think that she has streamed for three years and this one year she wanted to take this month off because it’s her favorite month. Hell she’s done so much for three years she deserves time off hell for all we know she could actually be working on several projects that may come out months later if not a year. at the end of the day we have no way of knowing what gura it up to. we all know she loves October and her not streaming means that she hopefully got to enjoy it.

>>61034994
(You)

Seeing you lot dig around the schedules (something Gura doesn't have) of other talents hoping for signs of life from Gura is honestly just sad.

>>61031068
>>61030754
>>61027027
>>61023096
>>61033027
>>61033108
RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB

>>61034844
This post glows

>>61035107
Stop rubbing Gurass

>>61034890
Why are zooms terrible at basic arithmetic?

>>61035206
RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

>>61035101
I remember that short period when chumbuds had to watch Kiara on the regular to get their Gura crumbs
that was a funny time, especially all the ones claiming that Kiara gonna "fix her"

>>61035352
Idk what you're talking about. I've been membered to Gura for over 3 years and have not once ever watched another holo that wasn't Gura. Not even a debut.

>>61035311
you leave me no choice

FWMC is doing a collab with Polka on Tuesday. Chances of Gura hopping in?

>>61035864
about 75%

child

I…will be…last standing…Chumbud. BLGHHHH
>*keels over and cums*

wonder how many weakbuds have been seduced by inferior shades
makes me kind of fuzzy inside, knowing i will be the last chumbie

>>61036718
Gura still likes me more than you no matter how many other streamers I support. I will be the last chumbie and then cuck Gura with a fembud.

>>61034994
is this what the cope is now?
>"buh-buh-buh-but october is her favorite month there's no way she won't stream during it!"
copebuds are genuinely pathetic

>>61036364
That's a little lady not a child.

>>61036926
Pretty sure he's just fishing for (You)s

>>61036926
Reread that person’s post. He never said that Gura was going to stream this month. he gave some reasons as to why she might not be which is completely different. But hey, you cannot expect everybody to know how to read.

retard. i'm not going to bother giving you a (you)

>>61037056
little lady with fully functional reproductive organs

>>61037056
I'd change this little lady's diaper

So like ok, no spooky games this month. That sucks, but there is still Thanksgiving and Christmas coming up.
Are there any Thanksgiving themed games we’re looking forward to, chumbies?

>>61037336
Yeah looking forward to stuffing Gura's turkey and for christmas I'm going to give her the best stuffing stockers. T u T

>>61037235
Does the age of consent apply in such a case?

>>61037336
We're getting a repeat of 2022

>>61038862
Shaping up to be worse honestly. I really have no idea how she can outdo herself next year. She's set the bar so low that she might actually do better than this year on accident.

little girls~ little girls~ little girls~ little girls~ little girls~

>>61030983
That's why she has less?
Retard.

>>61039898
pedo

>>61040366
What if he is just a very proud father? ToT

Here's your communication for the month of October bro. Don't enjoy it all at once.

Hololive was Gura's last chance. I wonder how she feels to have completely wasted her potential again.

>>61040971
>Is set for life
I'd be stoked.

I wonder who could be behind these post above me

https://twitter.com/DrAlu_/status/1702464747520807149
imagine how soft it must feel

>>61041329
Me on the left

>>61041329
Warm too, it's insane how hot cunnies get

Gura is sedated!

>>61041204
Someone like Gura being happy with money and not actually pursuing any of her creative interests is a depressing outcome.

>>61042170
What interests? She tells other people to fulfill her dreams for her.

>>61042078
Fun fact: When i posted that image a week ago i got banned for 24 hours with the motivation: "No real life images in /vt", i don't know if mods made a mistake or if they where shitposting me :D

>>61042170
Gura has already attained her dream of becoming a Vocaloid. There is no longer any reason for her to continue streaming to provide training data.

>>61042170
Someone like Gura is wasting her time doing anything other than the sex industry.

>>61042855
Imagine Gura doing a DAP-scene with her cutting board shaped butt T o T T o T T o T T o T T o T T o T T o T

GGG is so dead nowadays, even the pajeets have stopped spamming

If even the worst type of yesbuds have stopped coming to GGG, then you gnow it's grim

>>61043210
It's still the second fastest vtuber dedicated general during dead hours lol. That is if you count FWMC as one vtuber.

>>61043210
I wish it was dead but you guys keep it alive by being retarded and arguing about the same shit every day.

global weakbud saturation is almost complete
only the strongest (Me) shall remain

why the fuck is she trending on twitter again there has been zero news

>>61043522
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see how long you remain when she effectively stops streaming and all hope is lost.

>>61043522
King of the shitpile

>>61043587
you are using this, aren't you

Why did Gura lie? She told us she'd see us next year, but in reality she's going to be seeing us next month.

>>61044170
don't jinx it

I didn't believe she was going to skip the spooky month.

now that gifted memberships have expired we can expect streams any day, probably very soon

>>61043522
As long as I breathe, you will never be the final chumbie.

>>61044329
She's skipping the rest of the year too

>>00000000

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>61045783
7) She doesn't stream that much

>>61044329
No one did

Bae is are am 95% confirmed to move to JP
Ame seriously considered moving!
Kiara is there often, lived there before!
Sneaky lived there with cats and all, moved to her moms place in US for a while, is she back in JP permanently now?
Irys(?) saying she will be in JP for a long long time!

What if all this ghosting is because Gura is secretly moving/moved to JP so she can use the mocap & song studio on a regular basis?

>>61044329
did you believe she was gonna skip may after she went out of her way to make a list and check it twice, then skip most of june except for the one day
nothing is off the table anymore, I'm more than a little disappointed but I'm definitely not surprised

>>61046071
I still believe she is preparing her 3Dlive

>>61046071
that's cope, she's not doing anything related to remotely related to hololive

>>61046071
>so she can use the mocap & song studio on a regular basis?
so... still no streams, forever?

>>61046188
Every other month sure but not October.

>>61046071
I guess its pretty hard to get a long term visa for japan especially for americans/canadians, ive heard its easier for sea and australia tho.

Schrodinger's Gura.

>actually considering the possibility of gura moving to japan
fake fans

>>61046430
She did get to smell her wifes cunny last time in JP so maybe that gave her some motivation to move for that sweet juicy Okayu snatch

>>61046292
If you think there's a legitimate reason Gura couldn't stream, then it doesn't make sense to think a particular like October would be an exception.

>>61046430
I will say that it really sucks that you pretty much have to go to Japan for anything Hololive related because Cover has no established presence anywhere outside of Japan.

Cleaned my room, changed my sheets, got a haircut. I have a good feeling about today. If she streams remember to thank me ^

>>61046693
that's true but Gura fucking hates going to japan