/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Real non-halloween thread?

>>61797369
I don't think the substitute baker got the memo about the /x/ thing being a one-off joke

>>61797369
Who's the girl in the image? She's really cute (not too keen on the weird creature standing in front of her though).

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom and her soft fluffy everything, just laying there and listening to her soft breaths and snores for a while before falling back asleep...

Squeezable and milkable

today will be a good day

>>61798098
Meru will go to the dentist today

https://twitter.com/jurijurishima/status/1720017676561736147
Shima letters going out

>>61796669
very true, its doing wonders for her mental health and she should devise ever sillier ways to continue ignoring problems

i love my girlfriend and she loves me!

>>61798369
Thank god Shima's letters don't have to go through PPP, they actually have a good chance of making it to their destination

I miss my boyfriend.

>>61798016
>>61798069
This is not an omen, simply one of many possible patterns created by random happenstance.

Robowife Catherine
https://youtu.be/QlqijkaQIE8

>>61798574
I think all y'all need to accept that she just loves stretching herself thin; either to feel needed or is incapable to justify being happier than another person, I dunno. If it's not seeking to get one guy'd, she's taking on 4-5 simultaneous projects, managing packaging and shipping all by herself. For good measure she'll let every throwaway negative comment get to her. From a non-beerpal looking in, there's no fixing this awful mixture of perfectionism, imposter syndrome, and fear of being a disappointment . If all of this were say, in Meru, she would've an hero long ago. She must be so used to this that there's no future where's she's not in a perpetual contradiction.

Mio GFE arc is comming close to an end
What kind of streamer will be with the next content change before she give up and reincarnates corpo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBCs9jyAVFM
Jelly 25k karaoke on the telly!

>Jelly 25k karaoke
https://youtu.be/JBCs9jyAVFM
>Mio KR games
https://youtu.be/ZYDNeZ9poKE

My gf is talking in her funny language again today

AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

UUUUUUUUUU I MISSED JELLY MY AUTISTIC DAUGHTERFU

>>61800863
JELLY LOVE
ALICE MILD DISCOMFORT

Alice... Where is Alice...

What the FUCK is an auauaua

>>61800710
>>61800730
Where's Alice though

STREAM'S OVER
NEW STREAM'S STARTING
????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1vfIdOzMDs

>>61800974
Alice?

>>61799791
It's hard to just accept all of that when it's been absolutely destroying her

>Alice? You mean uhh... you mean uhh... you mean Alice?

>>61801222
>Oh you want Alice?
>I got your Alice RIGHT HERE

Intern-kun is going wild today

>>61801324
>Even intern-kun is going menhera

At least now I have an excuse to let her on the background and not read the subtitles

I don't really mind the broken translator because it's funny

>>61800256
>When they see my cock

>>61801491
only Lumi doesn't look disappointed bro

>Fry me to the moon
Jerry...

>>61801491

Jerry's singing... so beautiful...

>I'm not a muppet!
>I was never a muppet!
Really makes you think...

>>61801324

Imagine having an argument with Mio and then suddenly she starts yelling at you in Korean
Fuck that's hot

Mewu chulip in 25 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=088scuOCjQo

Wait, what the hell, papalesta had a job????

You should have

>>61801970
>Worked for a game company
Papalesta is John Nintendo

Jelly mental breakdown nice

>>61801942
Triple overlap... home...

How do I live without you Alice...

>Thank you for becoming a beer pelican!

I'm now realizing a lot of flash games I played back then were actually korean

>>61802551
I spent a lot of time on Miniclip, I don't think there was much Korean stuff on there.

Jelly normie lol

Mogu is Chinese? It all makes sense now

>Translator switches to Chinese for absolutely no reason
This is hilarious

>>61801942
delayed by 15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=088scuOCjQo

>Technically humans are edible
>Prion disease is a skill issue

>I'm not pro-cannibalism, I'm pre- wait what's the opposite of pro?
Jelly...

>Jelly is anti-cannibalism
This is why Jelly and Mio don't talk anymore...

jelly if she heavily irradiated

>>61802630
>Miniclip
Home...

>>61803352
Meowru...

>>61802922
If I got a prion disease I'd simply fold the proteins correctly. I'm just made better.

>Meru didn't actually sleep through her dentist appointment, she just couldn't "get ready" in time to leave when her mom showed up.
Meru.../Women...

I am going to kidnap Meru (lovingly) and make sure she goes to the dentist

[Meru news]
She used to be a sperm

>Mio blasting Megalovania over exciting noodle cooking gameplay
Kino

>>61803600
She's just like me, bros...

>>61803482
>Still operating on proteins and not a superconductive network of neuralgelatinous webbing passing chilled electrical impulses at speeds that would melt a regular brain in seconds
ngmi

OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN MATSURO MERU

>More Meru collabs next week
Very nice

Literally me

>I'm fucking awesome
SAY IT LOUDER MERU

>Korean beauty standards

[Meru news]
She doesn't think it's healthy to abstain from regular masturbation

Lil Jel taking me back to inoffensive summertime tunes...

MY IPOD'S STUCK ON REPLAY AY AY

I love this silly creature bros
https://youtu.be/dMIb-RMvH3U

>>61804236
>Abstain from dental appointments but not masturbation

>>61804236

Interesting game

Mio???

An actual legit Korean NTR game

Me on right

Jelly baby...

Xbox mic young Jelly...

Google doxxed Mio!

Mio vod is gone

>>61804559
>Well, I'm gonna get kidnapped
Mio...

>>61804559
>>61804571
>>61804599
How bad was it?

>>61804641
Google showed off the general area where her appartment is located
VOD is 100% getting edited

>>61804667
Google fucking HATE

>>61797297
btw shimada currently on hiatus because her house collapsed into a pit of literal snakes
living in thw wilderness is wild

>>61804641
apparently it showed the neighborhood close to hers

It always comes back to Neopets

>I'M NOT EMOTIONALLY BROKEN, HOW DARE YOU

jesus this game is dangerous

MIO'S GOING TO HAVE A SEIZURE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Bad news]
Meru hasn't eaten yet and isn't hungry

>Meru didn't get carded buying alcohol for the first time in years

>>61804720
>Miraculously has lifetime supply of FREE snakes delivered directly into her home
>Complains
baka woman moment

>I'll take you on a railway to my heart
Consider me rizzed.
>t. train autist

>>61805131

Meru is a handsome boy

[Jelly news]
She wants to draw herself fat

>>61805419
>Architectbros? What's an architectbro?
Oh Jelly...

Debauchery with Meru!

Hi, good morning, I hope you had a peaceful sleep. It's always a pleasant night when my adorable spidermother knocks me out with a quick uppercut. I wake up feeling refreshed. I'm Ami's punching bag

BETRAYED BY THE TRAIN STATION ATTENDANT

>didn't pay for the bus fare back home
Holy frig, she's such a hardcore delinquent... I'm scared...

>I would rip the tags off of Webkinz dolls in the store to get the code so I could play it online
WHAT THE FUCK MERU

>>61805785
I used to not get pocket money as a really young kid so I stole snacks from the store like three times before I got too scared. I also stole an earring worth like 3€ because I wanted to get my mom a gift once Youngsters are retarded, it is what it is I guess.

Mio speaking Korean in a deeper voice is super hot

You can really tell the difference in effort when Jelly actually likes/has practiced a song

Why is Mio cycling through eye colours like a gamer keyboard

>Tries to watch a dumb YouTube video
>Gets this ad
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

>>61806130
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>61806036
I guess the keys she's using to play the games overlap with her toggle hotkeys

>someone sent Jelly a steam gift code through dono
That makes me wonder if that anon who grabbed the Nier Replicant code I dropped in here when the company folded ever actually played it in the end.

>>61806225
>someone sent Jelly a steam gift code through dono
I thought Starknights were supposed to be smart

>>61806300
WHY DID YOU REDEEM?

>>61806036
Her eye color shortcut are the arrow keys
Doesn't she have those stream deck things?

>>61806300
chat reflects the streamer (starknights are very special)

>>61805926
>I also stole an earring worth like 3€ because I wanted to get my mom a gift once
THIS POSTMATE IS FUCKING CUTE

Who here sang skibidi toilet?

> meru letting herself go and drinking too much root beer
It’s time.

I'm glad Meru has pretty much nothing but positive things to say about her mom

>>61806693

Jelly loves me, later nerds

BLUE WOMAN JUMPSCARE

i love this silly little creature

>Mio was playing on hardcore difficulty the whole time
G A M E R

Mio snort cute!

[Non-news]
Mio is hungry

google HATE

>Turning off your location doesn't actually hide your location
Thanks Google, very cool

How long has it been since she did otsumios?

>>61808082
36 hours

>>61807965
The Tsundream debuts were promising. I was having doubt with males but Slugma did a good job choosing them. Can't ge5 enough of the spider girl's voice especially

>It's a spider. You got a big butt!

Meru is borpin

>>61804559
wtf happened? is mio ok?

>>61808541
Just coarse location, nothing to worry about

>>61808541
I'll tell you in a moment once she answers the door.

MERU MATURE SEXY LADY

>>61807808

>Next month I'm gonna show you what's under my cardigan

Meru is going to show me what's under the cardigan next month. Later loosers

>>61806693
>I was turning into a carbonated flesh ball

>>61808621
Oh ok
>>61808627
Fck off anon

>Sometimes I'll try to manifest stopping my heart

>Meru had a brown stain on her ass because she was eating chocolate in bed and fell asleep on it

>THAT BUTT IS SO FREAKIN' BADONKIN

Cute kitty purrs

0 days without being jealous of /tsunX/ cats

Ember comeback at 12pm
Dizzy TBD stream at 5pm

There isn't anything inherently feminine about sewing but with everything else considered I think buckos are slowly just becoming Ami's daughters

>>61810188
Always wanted to become cute, thanks Ami

>>61810188
buckos cute

So apparently Mio wants to do a donothon for her next birthday

>>61810404
YES, THE STUPID WHORE IS GETTING MONEY

I love my imoutowife who needs to have jokes explained to her

>>61810404
I mean she is cultivating that kind of audience, time to milk them.

>>61810404
She did last year too and still has to deliver the rewards

Yuuna still owes me a custom voice line from her first merch drop, almost three years ago.
She's lucky she doesn't have marshmallow or I'd be reminding her daily.

>>61811130
dm her lol

god I love Meru so much

https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1720113456878432311
Ember and I are getting married in three years.

HAEWON PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US

Came across another one of those British Chinese takeout tiktoks Lisa talked about yesterday for anyone curious
https://files.catbox.moe/u3n56d.mp4

>>61812022
the fuck?

>>61812022
Sheepy voice: whaaaat the heeeell?

>>61812022
>Take regular takeout box
>Include spring rolls
>Call it a Chinese take out box
The brish are truly masters of cuisine and culture

>>61812022
honestly, looks alright
would eat until that fucking salt bath at the end

>>61812022
>munch box

>>61812022
Holy fuck that's a ridiculous amount of salt

>>61812022
>fried rice
>stir fry noodles with shrimp
>fried spring roll
>stir fried bell pepper, cauliflower?, leafy broccoli
Heavy on the carbs but I guess that's expected from a takeout box
>served in a pizza box
well.... at least it's less plastic?

>>61812473
>I wrote this without looking at video
>open video
>It's all chips from a chippery and onion rings and random pieces of dry ass looking chicken and pork
>The fried pork doesn't even have sweet and sour sauce on it
>the pot in the middle is a CURRY SAUCE
>SALT N CHILI CHIPS
>PLAIN NOODLES NO VEG
>FRIED RICE WITHOUT EVEN EGG
>SHRIMP CRACKERS!?!?
>EVEN MORE SALT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61809881
Dizzy is angry
https://youtu.be/QoT9aKrLkSw

>>61811130
I was thinking of trying for the limited bundles with handwritten letter but now I'm glad I only got a moderate number of things. So far my Yuuna stuff has all arrived safely

Meru's really been enjoying this game

>>61812806
why are the British like this
was it the footy addiction that fucked them so bad

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>Ami Crystalis
https://youtu.be/x4P4-Z5Eurg
>Ember return stream
https://youtu.be/5QxiY0GjeWY

>>61814419
It's been 10 000 years...

Ami is live and playing more Crystalis!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4P4-Z5Eurg

>>61814419
Oysters, you say?

>the fucking suika game music in the background
Ember...

>Suika game BGM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ember nuzzle wuzzled me, later virgins

>>61814848
reminder that even ami is hopelessly consumed by suika game

>>61814934
What makes the vtuber brain so susceptible to Suikage?

If you were a dolphin and Ami was riding on your back you'd definitely take her to her destination and not anywhere else, right?

>>61815023
Can I be an alien dolphin?

I missed this goofy gal

>>61812022
I only ever tried the chicken fried rice and it was alright, for bri'ish food. I'm kind of glad I didn't try any of the other stuff.

>>61815023
I'd be one of those cool dolphins from Super Mario World. I miss those guys.

Snex with Ember!

UUUUUUUUU I MISSED EBERRRR

/tsunX/ please, I beg of you. Adopt Tommie. It's like East Germany over there.

Dork

>>61815349
>Maybe I need fangs
MORE FANGY GIRLS

>>61815310
Does /corpo/ not want her?

>>61815375

I am craving Ember's McDumpy

I can't believe I actually missed this idiot. God dammit.

[Ember news]
She has not been working out

>Dizzy is top heavy, and when I say top heavy, I mean most of her weight is in her boobies

Ember snu snu...

Thank you for the slurping sounds Ember

Clip those slurps thanks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>play incest game with your AI
>get banned

>>61815860
>Comes back just to play the fucking watermelon game
She's so fucking lucky I love her

>>61815911
>Chat convincing her to stream TCOAAL

>"You'd better start putting on clothes now"
>No.
Thinking about Ami walking around her web butt-ass naked

>>61816053
if i knew people were gonna keep using this i would have put more effort into it

>Suika is the real incest game
Is this girl logic?

The girlies are ERPing...

It has been zero days since Ember talked about baby making.

>>61816432
We're so fucking back

>>61816432
>Leave for a few minutes
>Come back
>Talking about breastfeeding

>Literally touched balls

ZERO DAYS WITHOUT BEING JEALOUS OF /TSUNX/ CATS
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MY BALLS EMBER GROPED

>>61816397
I can't tell which one of these two is the bad influence on the other one

Ami really laying the leaf thick the past few streams

>The rapper from Degrassi?
>Wheelchair Jimmy

>>61816609
For some reason seeing the words "Ami really laying the leaf thick" made me imagine her slathering maple syrup all over her naked body

Ember...

Ami is being really cute today

>>61816691
welp now that i have this idea i must lick every inch of her to clean it off

[Ember news]
Her peaches have spread

Going for a quick lunch date with Ami to a Toronto Alibabas

>Having dark powers makes you a dork
Except Lisa, right? ... Right?

>>61816888
Of course, Lisa would be a dork whether she had dark powers or not

>>61816888
And don't EVER forget it, or else...

Need mio waiting room

>Did she just call me hot?
>No, wait, she called Bucko hot
That poor woman is going to die at Ami's hand

>Touch! Touch! Touch each other!

>Power Stone
Ember has good game taste

>L's pose is good for bowel movements
It has been zero streams since Ember brought up shitting

[Good news]
Ember has a big bag of candy that she bought for the trick or treaters that never showed up
>More candy for me I guess

>>61817670
she's not wrong though

>I'm not a sociopath. I feel.

>>61815310
You're gonna have to harass her for an Ami mention or something.

I miss puwin...

>Earlier stream today
Do you trust?
https://twitter.com/niniyuuna/status/1720165846478426338

I want Ember to be the Wailord to my Skitty

>Ami MRE tasting stream
Not sure if this would be amazing or amazingly terrible

Ami is urinating right now

>>61818330
How are her taste buds?

[Good news]
Ami is eating

I WANT TO SMASH EBERT

buckos wrestling ami's tongue after she swallows them...

>>61818903
She can't escape him...

cute bucko

[Bucko news]
He has transformed into a woman

>>61815911
Why?

>I'd be a responsible teacher
>But sometimes the best way to teach things is through showing, okay?

Lisa Love!

>>61819356
Because anything AI not self-hosted will be subject to corporate advertise-friendly censorship.
These "conversations" users have with the chatbots are not private.

>All of her Pokémon give off that kinda *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* vibe, y'know?

ami burped

>>61820128
Kinda sounded like she farted right after

>>61820128
no, it was just a funny random nondescript noise, please understand

>>61820128
soundclip to prove it

>It's Giovanni! He suicide bombs his Pokémon!

Ember's getting destroyed

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

Ami wants you to be proud of her for eating a muffin today

>I had a muffin today. Are you proud of me?
>I don't know why you'd be proud of me.

>Now all I can think about is Bread

>Sometimes I miss mahjong
>Don't you just miss the 'jong sometimes?
Please no...

Buckos dressed like cheap streetwalkers

[Ami News]

she got gooped
slimed, even

>>61821666
yeah, by me

Cloyyyster~
Cloyyyster~
Cloyyyster~

I can't believe I missed the Byzantium talk

god I love eber

>>61821584
I do but only because its one of the only viewer participation games my crippled ass can actually join in and do fairly well on

>>61822008
She's such a cute and sexy dork

Ami banana girl lol

>>61822090
I for one, do enjoy the jong now and then.

bananami...

>>61822319
She's the banana girl!

>"Control your inner nature"
>What did he just say? Did he just say "chode"?
Ember..........................

I get Priapism from Ami's streams

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>Ember trying to deny that Snorlax is her spirit Pokémon
>"All it does is sleep and eat all day!"

>I want Torchic because it's naturally disabled
Ember what

>>61822873
It's even a slant-eyed braphog! Just like Eber!

[Non-news]
Ember is hungry

>>61822948
Never refer to my wife with those rude yet accurate words ever again

>Ember hates Wormmon
wtf

>>61823183
Is... is slampig less rude?

>>61823360
A little

>>61823360
YELLOW WHALE HOLY GRAIL

I want you to find the difference between these two pictures

[Ember news]
She's going away for another week in late November to see the other side of her family for Thanksgiving

>>61823555
i want fuck the left one

UUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

>>61823650
MAN...

>>61823431
Imagine the hugs...

>>61823650
Ember, please consider pre-recorded content during absences. I know someone here suggested a Loom review to Ami before she went on break and that ended up being a nice video. Even a Twitter space works if you have people chat in the schedule waiting room.

>>61825351
Does Ember check her Kallin maro?

New thread
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