/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

that was a nice last minute bake thank you anon

25 days until Mio confesses her lust for ME

I had a really weird dream about a Mio stream.
The stream started normal but she said she had an announcement to make. Then she switched to facecam. A frumpy brown haired, chubby cheeked Asian girl with round nerd glasses (like Meru's) came on screen. She, with Mio's voice, began describing a new website where you can buy goods cheap and even sell them stuff you don't need. As she seemed to read off a script with zero excitement in her voice, you could occasionally hear people yelling instructions to her from off screen. As these yells got more frequent real!Mio eventually said "Okay thanks guys" and then the stream ended.

Hi, I hope your day is going along well. I love my spidermama and the feeling of her fists pounding on my tummy. I'm Ami's punching bag

Sheepy radio is live with your host CHIIIIIIIIIIIIKAFUJI LIIIIIIIIISA!
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

I miss my boyfriend.

Why is the local nun telling me to sin?

>>63440609
Because she is a succubus in disguise.

>>63440609
It's a test, if you fuck her you go to straight hell

>>63440464
Me too, man, me too...

>>63440803
Worth

>>63440803
I hope the lord can forgive me for what I'm about to do.

today will be a good day

Does music jukebox allow more than one entry per week or is it one same as music review? I'm too autistic to ask in chat

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

The bucko penlight is real!!!!

Does the Sonaria double as a brothel?

>>63441807
Yes, the beerpals all fuck each other

beerpals are a bunch of normalfags

There's the first cheater

>>63441990
Surprisingly, since mio is quite the femcel (non-derogatory)

Imagine Mio installing secret cameras and mics into beerpal merch to know when they fap.

>>63442838
I just report it directly to her

>>63441207
Beautiful

What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican

>>63442838
I tell her every time I fap to her

>>63441207
Majestic.

Is the Miock really that good?

god I wish that tomato was me

I wanna make a blowjob soundpost now

>>63444243
do it

>>63444243
Who's stopping you?

I miss my king.

beerpals are a bit messed up lol

hello, it is i totally sober and here with good news. we are going to be kicking balls with /vrt/ for friendlies on 28th of jan 21:00 UTC

I wonder how Mio will feel about her beerpals after tonight.

>>63446175
Excellent news, looking forward to it

Mio asks if guys taste their own cum

>>63446607
No we don't just once to find out

>>63446607
pretty sure most girls will lick their fingers after masturbating so it seems normal to them

You would kiss Mio after a blowjob, right?

>>63446817
absolutely

>>63446817
That I dont know

>>63446817
Only if she kisses me after I give her the sloppy rimjob she asked for

>>63446607
as pathetic as it is, I do it more often than not...

Futa mio...

Mio's hot glue...

>>63446817
do you even have to ask? Yes

She made a cum tribute. How horny can she be?

Why are there a bunch of loli haters in Mio's chat

Why are beerpals like this?

>>63448783
maybe because Mio looks like this?

>>63448783
spillover from the newest holostars drama?

>>63448963
Yeah, but I saw genuinely upset people in chat that she hotglued Sagiri

>>63449063
Those are probably normalfags that either think that she actually hotglued it with her cum, or are just upset that she used it on a figure.

I have seen again and again that someone being vocally anti-loli is a great litmus test for whether that person just sucks in general
It seems to correlate with everything

>>63449188
All anti-loli posters need their hard drives scanned. 90% of them have cheese pizza on them.

>>63449188
It's called reaction formation and you can see it locally with people crying about parasocial whatever

can one of you post the pictures of my wife's soup?

Dizzy is ascending beyond simple girlfailure and becoming some kind of eldritch girlcalamity
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1729314222302282046

>>63449324
no but I can post a picture of MY wife's soup

>>63443418
which is every time, right anon?

>>63449372
should we help or make it worse?

>>63449878
I only fap to Melvin

>>63450003
She's already beyond saving, so let's keep going and see what happens

>>63449878
most of the time but I already fapped to all of Mio's R18 art and Madoka doujins so sometimes I need something different

Why does Mio have so many sex havers in chat?

>>63450899
seems like a lot of them are greys

>>63450899
THEY'RE LIARS VTUBER VIEWERS ARE ALL LE HECKIN VIRGIN INCELS LIKE ME

>>63450899
larpers the lot of them

Beerpals, what the fuck?!

I've been thinking of what it would be like to go to an Onsen with Yuuna...and just think about her naked body getting out of the water as she walks to another part. How could you not want to fuck a her or any woman in this scenario?

>>63451173
respectfully admire anon

>>63451241
I'd do this, but then I'd still fuck her afterwards.

>>63451173
I would shoot her with a nerf dart gun and make it stick right to her butt cheek, disappearing under the water to escape

>>63449054
Do I even want to know?

>>63451478
if only her ass was nice and plump.

>>63451686
No

>>63451686
You don't.
Ruze of the new Holostars thinks fictional characters can consent and that lewding them is as bad as lewding real people.

>>63451837
You gotta be joking.

>>63451837
You mean can't?

>>63449372
The solution to all of Dizzy's problems is a husband, me

>>63449372
The moaning? Me.

>>63452204
Nta but yeah he had this whole thing about how Wakfu is overly sexual and it doesn't matter if they're (lolis) are fictional it's wrong to sexualize them and that characters being sexualized without their consent is bad (which is as incoherent as it sounds, yes)
He then went on to clarify it's great when men, women, and "non-binary" people sexualize themselves because that's empowering
They literally hired some loudmouthed twitter faggot

every stream I tell myself I won't flirt with Mio as much because I don't want to be obnoxious but I always end up doing it anyway
what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>63452492
Awwww Ember, you can call yourself a wife too

>>63454115
She made you cringe, chuubas have a way of doing that

>>63453422
This is a good reminder that histrionic traits are less normal in men, attention seeking eboys are even bigger outliers on the mental bell curve than their egirl counterparts

>>63449372
The moaning may unironically be her sister getting plapped kek

>>63453422
Oh, I expected it to be spill over from Made in Abyss kpop Stan drama

does Yuuna have good tits for giving titjobs or are they not as big as i think? I dont actually watch her.

>>63456049
Being forced to listen to her sister get plapped, poor Dizzy.

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1729360951051497484

WDSMBT

>>63456049
Jesus Christ, I legitimately feel bad for her

>>63458542
she is throwing architects some crumbs

>>63460672
She's on her 4th consecutive cheat days and skipped out the gym
Architects got more than crumbs this week
Mio fat lol

is Mio a lewdtuber now

>>63462543
Yes, she DMs me masturbation videos every night

>>63462543
i fucking wish

Love you love you Dizzy!

>>63462543
yes, she should release 30 minute asmr ear eating only videos

>>63462543
wdym anon mio is already a succubus

Ami's been talking about her feet quite a bit lately

>>63458542
>primordial pouch
New nickname unlocked for filter evasion on AI.

blurp

Mio status?

just realigning something don't mind me

>>63471794
cold

>>63471995
I want to warm girlfriend's cold hard nipples with my mouth

Nightmare sheep needs to cover up those tits of hers

>>63458542
Thanks Mio I just woke up and I'm already horny

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

MERU LOVE
https://twitter.com/MatsuroMeru/status/1729452187942519086

Purin...

God... it's only gotten worse.
Fuck, I wish I could hug her.
Stay strong Purin... I know that pain.

Hoping with all my heart that Purin's dad pulls through

It just never gets better huh
I hope everything goes alright

if there was a god, he would make me suffer instead of purin.

>>63474520
As much Purin loves her dad I cannot agree.. I want her to move on her life without being held back by her dying or abusive parents
I might be asking too much thanks to cruel reality

>>63474602
I genuinely think there's some cosmic force that has it in for Purin, every single time things seem to finally be looking up for her she gets the rug pulled out from under her by something horrible happening

WHy does a streamer with 450K subs and hundreds and hundreds of CCV care about what 70 (on a good day) random unique IPs have to say in a backdoor mongolian basket weaving comm channel?

Mio guerilla later?

Hey God, I'll shoulder all the struggle and burden she's going through. Just stop having her suffer.

>>63474361
>>63474520
Damn, it's always the worst feeling when you're there first in line waiting for it to either get better or worse. Holding out hope for this dog and her dad, hospitals are places of recovery no matter how bad it gets

Lol
https://twitter.com/amanapicnic/status/1729467209490280579?t=xSY0_CSv0mmSmX13eERA_Q&s=19

>>63474799
This but I'm being completely serious.

>>63475073
Poor tonya

Purin writing out everything she's been through over the past couple of years really puts into perspective just how strong she is, I don't think I'd even be able to fake being happy or have the motivation to do anything at all if I'd suffered through all of that.

I want to give this girl a big hug

>>63475262
True. She's one of the stronger people I know.
I know all about horrible suffering, but even what I've been through is nothing compared to the shit life has thrown at her.
Keep fighting through it Purin. It's all we can do in the end...

PURIN LOVE

PRAYERS FOR PURIN

>>63475413
It's very difficult for me to properly express how much I love her and want things to work out for her in written form because it's just not how I convey my emotions, but I hope my feelings somehow reach her anyway.

>>63476859
Imagine photoshopping this to replace the flip phone with a positive pregnancy test. Your cute gyaru enjo-kousai rental GF sank her fangs into you and her trap has sprung.

>>63477015
Yes, she's positive alright with a food baby. The bucko digesting inside and causing all sorts of tummy noises? Me.

>>63458542
Mio squeezing her PP in public...

Robowife is playing more X-COM: Terror from the Deep
https://youtu.be/rm8mv4vBGAw

>>63476859
I keep seeing Orla with Ami's head..
I miss your voice, Orla

Purin... If he doesn't make it someone needs to rescue her from the phillippines so bad...

>>63478997
Flip here, I'm strongly convinced someone with an old grudge against her family went to a witch-doctor and hexed them at some point. Not even meme-ing, it's a thing that happens in some rural areas.
In which case, whatever it is is bound to her bloodline. Taking her out of the country won't save her.

>>63479142
my european colonizer powers would protect her from third world voodoo

>>63479142
She should go to a bar/ club and get intentionally pregnant with a good looking/ stable western tourist and get the hell out of that country

>>63479503
>get intentionally pregnant
anon........

>>63479553
I know she's half capable..

>>63479601
she's on birth control for her condition

>>63479679
No...

>>63478997
Wasn't she planning on moving to live with a relative in Texas at some point or am I misremembering?

You people need to realize that Purin is a woman. She does not own herself. Her family does. She is not able to make the decisions you're suggesting.

>>63479782
You're pulling that out of your ass.
She got a maro from some pinoy living in texas talking about how awful flip families are and said she could relate, which I think is the closest thing you might misremember.

>>63479848
Fuck the family and the ancestry! Not in a literal way

>>63479553
>>63479601
Losing one of her ovaries is really what convinced me this is a family curse involving black magic or sorcery. Whoever started the hex specified that the bloodline should go extinct.
Purin seems to be Visayan, and they have a stronger tradition than elsewhere in the country for that kind of thing.
>>63479848
A woman of her age can absolutely make these decisions, by law, at least. Even socially, it is not unheard of here for women of Purin's to move into a large city or other country and basically go incommunicado with their family. Purin's just not the kind of girl who would want to be estranged from her family like that. Though if her father kicks the bucket, that might change things.

Purin you can have my citizenship... and my pp if you want it...

>>63480162
The social contract is stronger and more enforceable than any law.

>>63480264
The law is part of the social contract, Rousseaulet

Why couldn't it have been her leeching brother instead of her dad?

>>63480454
wishing death on purin's other family members isn't what she meant when she asked you to be nice to her.

>>63480554
She's not here

>>63480454
How did you read all of her posts and miss the main point?

I want to kiss Purin's forehead and tell her everything is going to be okay like the sick psychopath fuck I am

Purin should unironically ask for willing wealthy foreigners to save her

>>63481127
yeah. she should avoid the US though. Someone with that many health issues that are likely to persist a lifetime will get absolutely fucked with us healthcare costs.

>>63479848
>>63480162
Purin has already moved out to live on her own before, and in that case pretty much the only reason she came back home was because her dad was literally worried sick about her. He's the only one in the family she really cares about and is willing to compromise her own happiness for, I'm sure she still has some love for other family members deep down (despite the shit some of them have put her through) but I don't think it's enough that she'd stick around just for them.

>>63479782
I forget which stream but it was her probably joking about getting a green card in the description

Meru has rescheduled Chulip to tomorrow.

I want to stay loyal to Ember but I want to fuck yuuna so bad...

>>63483435
Just remember that Ember will love you as long as you feed her and let her be "useless". Yuuna needs a rich non-Asian man to satisfy her expensive lifestyle.

>>63483435
I want to cuck Ember by feeding Yuna instead

>>63483632
>feeding Yuna
This cat is already chonky?

Reminder mom's stream is 3 hours early today buckos, 12 EST

>>63483682

>>63483609
Also consider the complimentary girlfailures that you get for free with them
>If you choose Yuuna you get Tonya
>If you choose Ember you get Dizzy

Man I'm so socially inept that I can't even send Purin a supportive message without thinking I might get a wrong idea across or sound rude somehow.
Why does life hate such a cute and perfect little girl like her anyway, it's not fair. Please stop making her suffer.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I need Mio

>>63478997
I'm kinda worried what happens to Purin from now on.
-Her dad seems to be her rock. If shit goes really bad, she doesn't seem to have any support in the other members of her family. She also doesn't really seem like the type to live properly on her own.
-If the speculations are true, and she is indeed joining Phase, can she even function with all that stuff weighting her down?

Why is Dizzy's sister such a whore?

>>63484993
>If shit goes really bad, she doesn't seem to have any support in the other members of her family
Not family but she still has her nanny, right? They seemed to have a good relationship.

>>63485179
I think she just recently switched nannys. The one she had during her hospital stay (the one she seemed really comfortable with) had to look after her own family if I recall right.

>>63485146
She's making up for all the sex that Dizzy isn't having

>>63485316
Fuck

IMMENSE PRIDE IN MATSURO MERU

Ember zatsu at 12pm
Dizzy Refind Self at 5pm

Waking up to fuzzy thoughts of my beautiful spidermom; cuddled up in her soft silk, snoozing the day away as her fluffy spidorlegs cling me tight, just a few more minutes...

Meru......

>>63487060
It's gonna be fine, she's growing up

>>63487096
It seems like every Asian vtuber's mental illness is traced back to poor relationship and upbringing with her parents.

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>63487253
latinx*

Ami is live with more Legacy Of Kain: Soul Reaver!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ReasWCPXUw

Ami is more chuuni than usual today

GOOD JOB AMI
I DUNNO WHAT YOU DID BUT GOOD JOB

>>63487826
Any excuse at all to give her headpats, even if I have to make them up

>>63487760
which makes her almost as chuni as Lisa on one of her more normie days

>>63487760
>>63487914
>I see you've unlocked your chuuni powers as well Ami
>Let this be our final collab...

[Ami news]
She has ordered sweater dresses and yoga pants

>>63487243
>poor relationship and upbringing with her parents
That's like one of the primary causes of mental disorders in general. Frankly until fairly recently other factors were barely even considered as playing a role in developing brainworms of all sorts

>>63487989
I often daydream an over the top chunni anime battle between these two when i listen to the Q cover it ends with Ami cutting off Lisa's eyepatch which was causing her to be evil before falling and a sad Lisa nurses her back up

>>63488159
Get the best anime studio to work on this ASAP

>Forgot that tomorrow is her birthday
Ami...

Mio said schedule would have been up....

>You guys can cum in my ears

The elusive eight-legged Bucko, almost as rare as the heterosexual Bucko

behold the 7 legged bucko

>>63489026
I'm only gay now because Ami still hasn't made me into a girl. Once that happens blam hetero bucko

>>63489268
Dear god...

should we tell Ami that dream is being canceled right now for grooming?

>>63489397
you'd probably just embarrass yourself for knowing that in the first place.

It has been ZERO streams since Ami made a fart joke

I want Ami to toot on my pancakes (illegally) if you know what I mean

>>63489576
diagram?

[Non-News]
Dizzy dum https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1729556983710093355

>>63489613
>P***a collab

>>63489613
I want to marry Ember so bad but Dizzy would probably insist on trying to help me cook for her...

>>63489726
erbrr burning her fingers trying to eat food out of the pan as its cooking...

>>63480554
no no, that anon is right. Her fuckup leech brother is definetly worth trading for her dad.

I get jealous of the people that Ami tells off sometimes. I don't want to make her angry, but I'd really enjoy hearing her angry at me. I'd probably pay for a personalized bonko voice file.

>>63489899
make a burner yt account and just start saying dumb shit in chat

>>63489933
Could this be the true origin of Mio's creatures?

Ami's BEEG muffin...

>>63489710
I don't have much of a problem with pippa, but the viewers she brings along are another story

>>63490098
Dizzy should know better if she doesn't want her chat to be raided again like that one time, associating with P***a brings everyone a lot of problems

>>63489899
Same, same

>>63490047
dont think too much about it :D

>>63489594

>>63484868
Just send her something earnest like you just said anon tell her you think she's cute and perfect and that that you just wish life would give her a break and I'm sure she'll appreciate it

>>63490152
Almost like Dizzy has been dogwhistling them.

>>63489933
I'm gonna say mean things to Ami!

Mioooooooooooo

>>63491307
Buckos are more mischievous than usual today

>>63491473
DOKO?

Disco! Koolaid! Mozzarella! Disco! Koolaid! Mozzarella!

Ami is urinating right now

>>63491814
yea on me

>>63491771
Belial! Behemoth! Beelzebub!
Asmodeus! Satanas! Lucifer!

Struggling to kill an enemy by squashing it with a block is so Amicore

gm i feed ember !

>>63492162
The slow, shuffling sidestep as she kept trying to get it was too good
>Evasive maneuvers

God I want Ami to give me the accidental turbo shlorp

You know, Miori plays up the menhara thing jokingly from time to time, but I think she might actually be legitimately crazier than she lets on.

>>63492550
worry not, mio is fundamentally incapable of putting up and maintaining such a facade

>>63492550
No way...

>>63490685
kek wonderful

>>63492354
Thank you for bringing her back from hiatus, it's been a long two weeks

>>63492648
>>63492682
I grow increasingly suspicious...

>>63492550
>plays

>>63487989
*unsheathes turbo button*

>>63493403
TAKA! TORA! BATA!

>remember where I came from
Ami, stop breaking containment

>>63493403
>*Sheeple Herd Jutsu*
RAH

"Here come dat boi" is the only meme Ami knows

>I can't exactly play a whole game again just because somebody missed the first playthrough, y'know?
Mio would do this

>>63493959
I'm not a beerpal so I'm a greyname in her chat. which game should I oneguy her into replaying?

>>63492550
>The least dense beerpal

>>63494225
Oddly enough, maybe. I don't think a lot of beerpals have picked up on the blurry line between the character and the actress both being slightly crazy.

>>63492523

>>63494337
>Promises she won't bite
>But gentle chewing is okay, right?

>>63494337
add it to the make shift JOI

>>63494337
>The moan right at the end
fuuuuck

Karrot La Putain is doing a birthday tostu, i am worried my girlfriend was schizo enough to not send her sister a recorded message

>>63494337
my nutbladder can only take so much...

>>63494337
Context requested

>>63494676
>Karrot
Wrong thread?

>>63494976
Anon did you stop reading the post at the first word?

>>63495337
Yes

what time is it in amiplanet? the yawns are out of control

>>63495449
EST

>>63495449
she woke up around 6 am and then took a nap. She usually wakes up around 8/9 and sleeps again until noon after a few tweets. seems her whole routine even got set back 3 hours to accommodate her afternoon

SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
https://youtu.be/dwyafc-2OwM

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>63495888
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISSED EMBER

>>63495917
>>63495918
>>63495919
this is a rare one

>>63492550
I know right, isn't she the cutest?

>>63496022
Buckodome is going to get pretty wild with the normal timeslot open

THERE SHE IS
EGBERT

Catalog will be busy for some time

>>63495888
>>63496180
Emburger

Ember smooched me, later nerds

>>63496240
>fucking a paypig AND the manager

>>63496240
I liked her, so this is sad but not surprising news

>>63496240
holy fuck that rep sheet

>>63496240
This is every viewer's worst nightmare, I feel bad for her fans

>>63496240
MIO WOULD NEVER DO THIS RIGHT?

[Ember news]
She is eating too many cough drops and is going to shit herself

>>63496240
TODAY
I SHALL REMIND THEM

>>63496240
Well, it's nice that Idol's thrown out some blood red meat to distract the cuck brainrotted faggots on this board from Mio, but it still sucks to hear since Idolfans usually don't cause much trouble.

It has been ZERO (0) streams since Ember mentioned babies

>>63496521
but he was wrong. he said your oshi will never fuck you, clearly she will, it just will cost you thousands of dollars

>>63496469
Unironically i trust Mio to not do this ever.
She would not be able to hide it

>>63495888
>gets raided
>stream fucking dies

>Lemon whore raids
>Stream dies
FUCK YOU LUMI FUCK YOU LUMI FUCK YOU LUMI FUCK YOU LUMI FUCK YOU LUMI FUCK YOU LUMI

>>63496626
This is correct.
She already let "My boyfriend-I mean, a guy I knew at the time" slip once.

>>63496677
When? And i bet it's out of context

We're back

>>63496783
she was talking about me alpha beerpal :D

>>63496783
It was during a zatsu sometime shortly after her 3.0 reveal. Probably unarchived now like most of her streams around that time. Feel free not to believe me I'm an idiot who should have clipped it.

>>63497034
She doesn't have a boyfriend

>>63497080

>>63496521

>>63496677
She's mentioned having past boyfriends openly even on recent streams, this isn't news

ember old lol

>>63497271
Good

>>63497271
HAG LOVE

>A Ria accent? A rat accent! A ratcent!
Never forgotten.

>Ember got a pufferfish pillow

It's cute how excited Ember is to be a senpai (again)

Would you hire Ember?

>>63497799
>Being a senpai to two people previously senpai to you
Wonder how awkward that is.

Ebeer..

[Ember news]
There's a hole in her shorts

>>63498137
>It's where my coochie is...
CLOTHED SEX WITH EMBER

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>63498259
>Clothed male clothed female
so lewd...

RARE

>>63498747
Holy frikkin crap...

I want to tie Ember up with ribbons and make love to her under the Christmas tree

>This... is my dream.
>Isn't it awechum?

>We could have our own little Kindlings collab
EMBER NO

MERU JUMPSCARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6P-s3xtAAg

>Ember got a sippy bottle
Embaby...

>>63499663
Mewu!

>>63499596
[Notice of termination of Phase Connect talent Ember Amane]
Ember Amane was found to have violated her contract in the following ways:
>Meeting with fans in person and forcing them to crossdress
>Accepting food from said fans in the total value of hundreds of thousands of dollars

Please respectfully perceive my cute and comfy imoutowife

>>63500063
hot...

Southern Ember my beloved

BEEG MEWU

>>63500490
>Zoomed in
>Middle of the screen

I am going to FUCKING EXPLODE

Eepy Meru...

>Ember knows how to suppress her gag reflex

>>63500535

New thread
>>63501063
>>63501063
>>63501063