/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I hate my life so much!!

Child

I am just constantly thinking about her, anyone else?

my wife

>>63774496
I stopped thinking about her every day when it became obvious she doesn't want me to.

>>63774496
I’m curious what liquor she is currently shitfaced on.

>>63774496
I have shark thoughts constantly every single day.

>>63774613
Mine

Day 5! Give it up for day 5!

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

>>63774982
>Raping a fembud

>>63774496
always

>>63774833
what kind of bitch does this
either leave or shut up, stop being a passive aggressive faggot
it's like ur wife isn't giving u sex and u start running around saying 'DAY 5, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 5'
utterly embarrassing

ANOTHER GAWR DAY AND ITS A SATURDAY I LOVE MY DEVOTED WIFE BUT I ALSO LOVE GURA MORE DONT TELL GAWR

>>63774982
Making le fuck to the fembud

>>63775202
>Being this new

Came home to my family watching bluey. I miss her

>>63775574
Aim better next time.

>>63774496
what a coincidence, me too

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>63775445
What’d I say about knocking first you little shit

Gura is ugly.

>>63775563
>new to your faggotry
nah I've seen it this whole time

>>63776066
thats ok, because im uglier

>>63774613
I thought she was more of a vodka fan?

not going to read anything
I LOVE GURA!!

>>63776233

>>63776502
Completely embarrassing that you're associating Gura images with your anti shit.

>>63776568
At this point I genuinely can't tell if you're seriously this stupid or just farming (You)s
Have a (You) either way I guess

>>63776832
And an (you) to you as well, good sir.

>>63776873
Much obliged

>>63776904
Jus doin my job, pardner.

>>63775202
>it's like ur wife isn't giving u sex and u start running around saying 'DAY 5, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 5'
I would unironically do this. Stay mad.

>>63777319
Holy based

>>63776832
It actually is embarrassing that someone with Gura images saved is posting the krabs counter. You should be ashamed.

Sneed

>>63775202
more like your wife doesn't even come home anymore and never talks to you unless she's obligated to.

>>63777724
Aim better fag

I like when my birds look at me like a freak when I do pushups

>>63777767
Sneedclave Here, Why Isn't Your Video Sneed Working?

>>63777776
SO FUCKING CLOSE

>>63777724
Gura having a fanbase is what's embarassing.

I miss her..

>>63777807
Do they also watch you masturbate?

>>63777896
ye

>>63777865
(I) am the anon that other fag mistook for the Krabsposter, and (You) are retarded
What's really embarrassing is that she has antis
What kind of autism would drive someone to anti a streamer who doesn't stream

>>63777865
That's impressive, not embarrassing

>>63774833
>>63775202
Lmao, I laughed so hard at this shit. Thank you.

>>63778220
It's both. It's like if jim jones still had people who wanted to follow him after he kys'd himself and his entire cult.

>>63778066
That's an interesting argument, but it mistakenly assumes anyone laughing at chumbuds is laughing at gura. I don't really care what gura does, but I think it's funny you guys (and the chumbud central thread too) exist here 24/7 like a beaten dog waiting for gura to come back.

What an awkward chain of posts. But anyway, I sure love Gura.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Gura needs to tell me what brand of children's toothpaste she uses

>>63778796
TOUCH ME

Did haachama get this much shit for going ghost for practically a whole year to the point people thought she died? Aqua did but that was mostly changs and apextards.

>>63778855
anon, I think you are trying to loop a discussion that we've had numerous times before

>>63778480
>It's like if jim jones still had people who wanted to follow him after he kys'd himself and his entire cult.
I'll admit, I kek'd
>mistakenly assumes anyone laughing at chumbuds is laughing at gura
I was specifically referring to weirdos who anti Gura herself when I said "she has antis", but I do see your point
Considering people like Bjoarn exist, even chumbuds themselves laugh at certain chumbuds - I think that was proven pretty decisively a couple of splits ago

>>63779012
Sorry.

>>63778855
No, because people actually feared she had died or confined in an asylum after a psychological breakdown. Gura has not died or gone crazy, there is no soap opera reason with a huge backstory and plot, she just dislikes streaming. That's it.

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>>63779174
This.

These threads sure have slowed down now that Gura's streaming schedule is back to normal.

Gura has avoidant personality disorder and imposter syndrome.

>>63779144
>She dislikes streaming
She's just like me!

Gura has syncope and pica.

>>63779235
More like antis dead killing themselves

>>63779174
she's a perfectly normal neurospicychad like me

>no current discussions on what Gura's morning breath smells like
>G R I M
it smells like cold chicken

Gura has small cute lady parts.

Fun fact: If Gura doesn't stream again during December, she will have streamed for a total of 1.26% of 2023

>>63779622
Gura doesn't eat cold chicken.

>>63779812
That fact isn't very fun...

I don't love Gura anymore, I just really want to fuck her and leave her a crying, broken mess
T u T
her morning breath smells like my semen btw

Last night I goomed to a side by side of Gura, Bijou, and Anya.

>>63779898
In contrast, the most dedicated holo spent around 23% of 2023 streaming, that'a almost a quarter of the year!

>>63780836
lol femcels

>>63781195
I want to eat the saccoombus

>>63780994
post the one of gura stepping on the sthrimps in the river

>>63781382
This is the closest I have I'm afraid, take it as consolation

>>63781382

This is the girl I'm in love with...

>>63781965
my wife using me as a stepping stone, and then abandoning me when I'm no longer useful T u T

>>63781965
GIWTWM

You like this, chumbies?

Today I did nothing but watch guinea pig videos

>>63782844
yes

>>63783245
Good because she does too.

chumbantis..

Man I love yakult. I could drink this stuff all day

>>63786885
glad you got your fix yakultbud

This is my semen bucket! T o T

>Saturday evening
>Under 30 posts/hour
Is it actually over? I didn't watch her latest stream but these threads were not this slow last week.

>>63787517
Gura said she was a little burnt out so it pretty much ended the speculation sisters time loop.

>>63787517
Its not a bad thing to be comfy once in a while

>>63787517
I've been lurking silently while doing vod reps, unfortunately classes start again on Monday so I might not be consistently /here/ for a while

>>63787517
I don't think anything changed for anyone on any side of the fence, not over vs it's over, just low energy and the rabble-rousers are busy elsewhere
as a speculation sister I think it'll get bad again closer to christmas and the new year

>>63787517
Slower threads don't always mean "IT'S OVER", anon. Learn to enjoy the quiet every once in awhile and don't get yourself caught up in the board's dwama.

Gurass

>>63787517
To answer you in a way that isn't preening and pretentious: yes, it's probably over.

PLEASE post lewd gura feet

>>63790169
fuck bloop

>>63790359

>>63790359

>>63790359
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/19929336/post/88598923

>>63790752
Her blue nails are so cute...

>>63790359

>>63792059

>>63792131

>>63791329

*chops your dick off*

>>63793016
*eats it*

>>63791903
I can see her vagine line

>>63791903
that shrimp is me

Goob.

>>63794405
dick face

She's burned out from me specifically. It's all my fault.

My dreams of Gura singing Telegraph Road by Dire Straits strays further and further away

>>63795274
you will pay for your transgressions!

Help, I can't stop eating christmas cookies

>>63795976
Not again...

>>63795976
lookin good fatfuck

At what age did my wife Gura stop growing physically and mentally?

>>63797435
sleep tight buddy

Remember when gura banned the word stream from her chat ? kek what a dummy

>>63774496
I finally figured it out: she's the princess Kaguya of our time. That mean by the time we're charmed by her elegance, it's already too late. She realized people always ask: "Where's Gura?" but never "How's Gura?"
Kaguya obeyed her parents to show off, they just want to find her a worthy man, but she felt burn out and wanted to escape.
If only I was there to help, she always knows where her true happiness is, she only need a little intervention.

>>63797435
Oyasame

>>63798709
Those are some very erotic shark thighs, but I still prefer her natural lovely cheese stick body.

>>63799040
Gura look so sexy.

She's the love of my life

Remember her member's gift wrapping stream from Christmas 2021? Those times are gone..

I wonder if she sleep well today. May deadlines not haunt her in the dream.

fuck

Post what VOD you’re watching.
>just started up her 10hr DMC3 stream, oh yeah, I’m feeling comfy.

>>63799356
Same desu

>>63799356
ye

It's a long way to Atlantis
it's a long way to go
It's a long way to Atlantis
to the sweetest girl I know
Goodbye to Piccadilly
Farewell Leister Square
It's a long way to Atlantis
but my heart's right there

>>63800288
I do

>>63800288
Yes Gura

>>63800288
Always, Gura.

>>63800765
M
Protect this womanchild no matter what.

>>63800765
M RT

>>63800765
M+RT

>>63801015
RTRTRT

>>63800765
M

>>63800765
M
I still love you, you dumb infuriating shark

>>63800765
M

>>63800765
M
now let's cyb0rseggz, Gura.

Whatever part of the human brain that makes you feel indebted to people, that measures obligations and makes you want to do right by the people who care about you

I think Gura's is broken. No other explanation why she can't toss out a bone or two to her fans but can push herself to do shill streams and collabs.

>>63800288
>>63800765
M

>>63801944
thanks for your opinion newIPchama

I think ill try making bread tomorrow.

>>63801922

>have social anxiety
>don't like streaming
>IM GONNA BE A VTUBER!!

why?

>>63803354
Goodness I love shark pits.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>63802535
She wants to improve herself and make people happy

>>63799565
https://youtu.be/SC47pvmL9Yk

Pedos

>>63804520

>>63804520
Since you asked nicely

I should sleep.

>>63804743
Sleep tight bud

>>63797178
Physically 9, mentally 14

>>63800765
M

>>63804743
sharkdreams

>>63803884
Well she's failing at both

>>63804874
Not to me. I get happy just thinking about her

>>63787517
I used to check GGG a couple times a day for any kind of update or signs of life, but I don't really feel motivation to check it at all anymore.

>>63787680
>Gura said she was a little burnt out
If this is a little burn out i wouldn't want to see serious burn out

GURA IS MINE

>>63805876
Nyo, she is my real wife.

>>63805876
>>63806068
my posts

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now

Gura is a basic bitch

gm losers

>>63807240
>Fuck Gura
gladly

>>63804898
t. mindbroken cuck

No streams this week? Yeah, chumbuds are winning. Maybe 2 months until the next stream, right?

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby.

>>63809697
meds

I love Gura and I do like watching her content

>>63811720
Kekbud in denial, many such cases.

>>63811763
pet the shart

She's a Holomascot not a streaming vtuber any more...

>>63811442
Nyo! Not until you give me sex.

Gura is kil

Are you guys okay?

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>63813489
Kys pedo

>>63813108
That crowbar? My dick.

>>63811720
What content?

Is gura a jew for knowing this song like oh hey its this? https://streamable.com/mqg04w

>>63813640
OY VEY!

>>63813640
Retard. When she watched that Adam Sandler movie with Mori she kept laughing at jews and said she was only laughing because she's ignorant

>>63813691
based

>>63813530
YOU KILLED GURA

>>63813489
fuckable little gura

>>63813506
Seethe

>>63813959
Yeah with my dick

>>63813691
if she ever does the ghost stories watchlong it'll be hilarious, they are relentless against jews

>>63813640
No, lots of people who aren't Jewish know that song. Not the words but the melody

>if she ever streams then X will be good

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td7RePyjDD8 05:17
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG7InmFlipU
Gura should do a react stream to her A.I. song covers.

I love her more than anything.

Gura is my Gurandma.

>>63815368
She already did, she sang Cupid like 10 times.

i think gura

>>63816358
stop

I love Gura's body more than anything.

>>63774165
Is not that bad. Be happy.

>>63816746
No, I JWU.
Once I'm homeless, I'll just buy a house, and when I'm starving, I'll just eat something.
I can't gaslight myself into feeling things I don't mean.

>>63816968
You only have a finite amount of time being alive. If you yourself choose to be miserable with that time you’ve been given, then so be it. Waste your life away, nobody’s stopping you, retard.

>>63817546
Why do you antis always have a meltdown whenever someone misses their wife?

I had a dream where I used the toilet chumbies…

So when is Gooba's next stream?

>>63818582
was it a meat toilet?

>>63818680
I wish

>>63818670
She's taking next week off to rest

>>63819473
*month
She'll stream for New Years because Cover is forcing her to tho

>>63819715
lol, no
there is a pre-recorded performance though.

>>63819715
There's NO WAY she wouldn't stream for an entire month. A week is enough for anyone to recover. Hell, I only get 10 days off a year outside of weekends.

>>63819797
She doesn't want to and she doesn't have to. Seethe.

Is Gura a fembud?

>>63819945
No I'm pretty sure her oshi is Moom

I like fanart where Gura is tall and has an hourglass figure.

I like fanart where Gura has booba.

I want her to be okay and come back.

I just want Gura to be happy and healthy.

>>63820223
She's never going to come back. She might decide she doesn't despise streaming with every fiber of her being and do a stream every month or so, but she's never going to stream more than that ever again.

>>63818582
You wet the bed didn't you, Gura...

I just want to fuck the shit out of Gura.

I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

>>63821390
what's a fantastic barging?

>>63820980
In the KFP bathroom?

I'm burned out

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>63817669
I didn’t mean to come off as an anti anon I apologize. I truth, I was hoping reverse psychology would work on you to make you not be sad. Im sorry chumbie, I tried.

I just want to cuddle the shit out of Gura.

>>63821459
Okay, well, I'll be right back.

I just want to beat the shit out of gura, shed look so cute with a black eye

>>63822434

>>63822434
nyo..

>>63820331
Anon, its a guarantee she is gonna be a part of that Advent Calender and then there is potential of her streaming for sure by next month if that 3D thing has anything to indicate

>>63822434
>>63822609

>>63822814
Advent calendar is not a stream, it's prerecorded. New Years's thing is also prerecorded.

>>63822434
>>63822609
Stop.

>>63774078
stream?

>>63823055
on me

Gura could do more pre recorded content if she doesn't feel like streaming. She could even do a Let's Play.

>>63819797
>didn't stream for 2 months
Where have you been?

>>63823158
She doesn't want to. Deal with it.

>>63822434
>>63822609

>>63823331
Just pointing out that being "burnt out from streaming" isn't an excuse to not make content.

>>63823546
She never said she's burnt out from streaming. She's burnt out, period.

i just wuv her

>>63823598
she still does "Holowork" and responds almost immediately if one of her Holofriends asks her if she wants to join something.

>>63824028
And?

>>63824093
that makes me come to the conclusion that she's burned out from streaming, or interacting with us specifically.

>>63824306
Streaming is not the cause of Gura's burnout, the burnout is the cause of Gura not streaming. We don't know the cause of the burnout, either way I'm sure it's bs and she simply doesn't want to stream

>>63824479
Not wanting to stream and burnout are the same thing.

>>63824513
nuh uh

Does Gura still play the banjolele?

>>63824561
You’ve bested me in argument once again, Chumbud. I concede my argument and kneel to your authority in perpetuity.

Having this fight again? I guess it needs to happen at least once or five times a day.

progress! just when i was about to give up

What loli animes are you watching? I've been enjoying Tearmoon Empire and Vexation of a Shut-in Vampire Princess.
also, isn't there Gura version of this gif?

>>63825608
Freddy best girl!

Gura is burned out from streaming

>>63826125
No.

>>63826167
Yes

>>63826184
No.

Gura is burned out from chatting with me specifically

Gura is burned out from nonstop baby making sex with (me)

gura is burned up

How the fuck is this thread almost 24 hrs old? I guess you have to be truly insane to post here during her break

>>63826432
Yes! thanks for noticing.

>>63826432
People love Gura. They post Gura.
Anon, this is some of the tamest shit on this board.

>>63826970
90% of the people here do not even like gura

I for one am glad to have some relief from the botschizos
captcha: G4PTND

>>63827187
90% is a quite a big stretch, but yeah, a lot of people who hate Gura like to pass by here.
But it's actually not all that bad right now, it's just a few people.

>>63821459
>>63822224
a good fap

>>63819797
>There's NO WAY she wouldn't stream for an entire month.
She already did. Kek

>>63823231
>>63827862
Is this autism, or just low IQ?

>>63828016
But enough about you

My wife Gura is autism and it's just super cute!
And kind of sexy...

You guys ever pop a pimple on your ass and it just fucking explodes with pus and blood everywhere and you have to squeeze it continuously for like 2 straight minutes to get all that deep pus out?
Feels great after

>>63828645
yes

>>63828645
Can't say that I've ever had anything that extreme.

>>63828645
you reminded me of when i was sitting behind a girl with a huge pimple on the back of her neck
she stretched her head/neck back and it exploded and she got super embarrassed and left the room

>>63828645
>>63829279
what the hell, I had some bad acne for a couple years as an edgy teen but they never just randomly exploded.

>>63828645
I’m so glad I was put on Accutane in high school. Haven’t had an ass zit since.

Remember Bill Murry's exploding zit in Osmosis Jones?

>>63829808
Yeah that scene is disturbing. Isn’t he eating eggs in another scene? I have vivid memory of being disgusted by his mouth

Human bodies are so fascinatingly disgusting.

>>63825608
>animes
It's anime you fuck.

>>63830181
Just like a car, every body needs a good coat of wax to protect it. It's quite impressive that the human body manages to self-apply it.

>>63830390
But I wanted to denote plural.

https://poal.me/q48jcg
https://poal.me/q48jcg
https://poal.me/q48jcg
How many Gura streams do you expect next year?

>>63829808
yes and the pus landed in the girl's mouth
my dad was seriously grossed out

>>63829556
>randomly exploded
Anon... they clearly said they were popping it

Gura would enjoy this discussion.

>>63829910
Gura's rotten egg breath and braps...

do you think Gura will be in Ina's 3d live?

>>63831967
ina has a live?

Can a rich Gura viewer sponsor her gaming streams?
She seems to be completely fine to stream as long as its paid per stream.
I wonder how much it would cost to motivate her.
EN fans are so starved they are actually applauding the two old dog women just for showing up.

>>63832038
I don't make a lot of money but I would chip in to Help Sponsor a Gura stream but I know if we do that then she may start only streaming if keep paying her like that.

>>63831983
next saturday

23 hours on a weekend....

>>63830575
Anime is the plural of anime.

>>63831967
Ina has said multiple times that its completely solo

>>63832808
Great! I won't be watching it, then.

>>63832726
Threads used to last this long on break days years ago as well. Nothing wrong with a slow thread.

>>63832808
oh, I guess I should have paid more attention to it instead of just using it as background noise and only focusing on hearing her say "Gura"

>>63833058
She said Gura? What did she say about Gura?

>>63832726
Burning through several threads in a day when nothing is happening is never really a good thing. Because 90% percent of that will be rampant barely coherent shitposting.

>>63833316
WAY more than 90%

>>63833245
she didn't, I meant that I was waiting for her to say it, and only focused on that.

>>63833476
Really? It's a big number.
But guess I skim through those threads pretty fast when it gets that level of super silly.