/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63837942
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>63837942
>Order period about to end (December 4th 18:00 JST)
>AXEL BIRTHDAY MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023

>Order period about to end (December 8th noon PST)
>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HoloARMIS Debut Celebration MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_debut

>HoloARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZM_j14-ILQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo8KqPqKsqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQoFTPfrNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHG8CGNgsNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhDfZCkXZI

>>63837971
amen

>>63838083
kek this is evolving, management won't stop

>>63838083
8 HOURS UNTILL AXEL'S MERCH GOES OUT

this is for the ryona stacies
>be villainess
>infiltrate guild tempus
>take over altare's job as leader
>everyone accepts their place as inferior to you
>except bettel
>invite bettel and shinri to your new office
>force bettel to address you as leader
>he doesn't even look at you
>you give him one more chance to address you properly
>again he doesn't even look at you
>shinri is pleading for him to not be stupid
>he looks at you
>"okay, i guess you are the leader..."
>you think you've cracked him
>shinri sighs in relief
>"...but not the leader of tempus"
>shinri draws a sharp breath
>you just sit in your chair and chuckle
>you grab a pencil from your desk
>and throw it at him like a dart
>he manages to avoid it just in time
>it would have pierced straight through his skull
>but now there's a clear cut on his cheek that he is bleeding from
>shinri grabs him by the shoulder to ask if he is okay, his voice laced with worry
>you order shinri to let him go immediately and he does
>tell shinri to stand by the side and not interfere with what will happen
>you slowly walk over to the clown who keeps avoiding your gaze
>you order him to look at you but he ignores you
>so you grab his hair forcefully and pull on it violently
>he lets out a pathetic yelp
>ask him why he isn't fighting back
>"you're not worth it"
>you push him to the ground and start your assault on him
>slapping him across the face several dozen times
>all the while shinri watches in horror
>but he doesn't interfere
>once you are done with your assault and bettel's nose and lips are bleeding, you allow shinri to help his "friend"
>he's been anxiously waiting for you to stop
>as you leave the room, shinri kneels next to bettel trying to console him and help him
>but bettel has already checked out mentally
>it hurts but you are not worth crying over
>in the end, he ends up reassuring shinri

>>63838182
sisters used to spoil that shit

>>63837971
Amen.

Watchalong anon my friend, are you around?

>>63838182
based

no one got the chess stream archive? couldn't catch it live, was busy

>>63838400
Gavis Bettel's membership watchalong Elf is about to begin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGllwOeeZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FGllwOeeZs
https://www.om3tcw(period)com/r/mag

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENxGS8bm1XY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENxGS8bm1XY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENxGS8bm1XY

>>63838444
based, I knew I could count on you

Do I watch a movie with Bettel or watch bird boy look at computers

>karaoke at a friend's place
closed, don't wanna hear about that shit

I'll repeat this like a broken record: Octavio's intro song reminds me of James Reid's Milo Energy Gap song
>>63838681
watch Octavio now

>>63838182
It's missing the part where I mount him but very hot anyway

whenever the chat says hi to senzaki or whoever and says "hi mama" i always think theyre talking to shinri first kek

octavio is always on the telly btw

I too hate RGB
and hakka's taste in music and games

>>63838182
>everyone accepts their place as inferior to you
>except bettel
That is extremely out of character for everyone

Wtf my kidnapper doing

>>63838444
Does anyone else not see anything there?

I feel so bad for Altare and Axel, they are going to be shoved aside regularly aren't they

>>63838440(me)
really? no one caught it?

>>63839087
there was an anon who said they were gonna upload the vod last thread

>>63839038
The future is now, old man

>there's altare... and then there's me

With how his early stream went I think this was indeed, his setup.

>used to be a film snob
>likes frozen 2
I don't get it...

PUPPETBOY SC READING ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G63hnf2PaIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G63hnf2PaIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G63hnf2PaIo

>>63839428
Film snobs in general are legit retarded

Kek Bettel

>>63839038
Why?

>octavio's family adopted a stray dog that hid in their washing machine
cute

>>63839826
Until their clothes started getting red stains

>>63839921
oh, that dog died a month before his debut, and he's crying trying to recall it. fuck

>>63838789
There were so many times I almost called shinri mama in his chat lmao

>>63839191
alright, thank you. i'll lurk

>>63839997
Why does it keep happening...

>>63840116
he said that she probably died from food poisoning and his family might have brought her to the vet had they noticed it earlier. he also said that he saved all cctv footages of the dog and raised a candle for it on all souls day (nov 1)

WUV SHINWI
WUV BUWWY
WUV VESPIE
FLOOF ALL THE HAIR
<3

>Yeah. Colon energy

all these leaderclown jokes i love it

>big hands
Yeah chubby

>>63840106
im sure ill accidentally slip up too one day kek

>>63840381
LEADERCLOWN LOVE <3

>>63840487
DID SOMEONE SAY CHUBBY?

Man we're going to have a lot of depressed boys this Christmas.
Hopefully Armis can balance it out

>Pentium III
Is Hakka old?

Everything reminds me of him...

AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Bruh
>>63840803
No, he lives in xenokuni. All third world places have first world leftover tech

>>63840803
things used to last longer in latin america. like you were already enjoying a ps3 in america? well people in my country were still buying ps2 consoles, and ps1 arcades were everywhere

>>63840885
Geez Ruze, how come your mom lets you have multiple boys on your lap

magni liked misery...

NUT

https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1731489069128106201
i will tyrannosaurus wreck him

>>63841354
dino dad jokes daily start today

MINECRAFT MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLVTX0vMe5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLVTX0vMe5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLVTX0vMe5s

>>63841860
He's so happy to (possibly) have new block friends

These are the cutest concepts I've seen yet

https://twitter.com/fruit_cup_keys/status/1731413503670427671

Some of these pc submissions are pretty fucking cool

bettel is special

iPN uploaded a clip of the Lethal Company session with Axel, Altare, and Noct https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktd2ruzXZgU

>both of them were traumadumping

>>63842479
nice, thanks

>>63842479
Saw it but didn't know how to embed the video. Thanks.

>Octavio ringfit
How bad will it be kek

>>63842817
Nigga you just paste the url

>we'll show them Vesper's house
great, I'm sure the new boys won't say some bullshit about that when visiting the Minecraft server

>>63842864
I can already see it now.
"Hey, that looks like a gigantic penis!"

Elf is the story of Bettel meeting his father

Hakka is a fudan...

>>63842913
Well Shinri just called it "Vesper's shaft" so...

>Vesper and Magni are retired

>>63843005
How new?

Altare's prank of almost 1 year ago on Magni's house caught Shinri KEK

Octavios childhood sounds so similar to mine, the calippo ice cream, madeline... And I'm not from Asia

>>63843029
>Vesper's shaft
thats just what its called

>>63843164
Magni never got to see it but Shinri has fallen for it like twice kek

I hate it

I'm tired of
>I'm gonna get drunk for a stream it's so funny
If I wanna see drunk men I can just go to the nearest park

>>63843472
That came up on my timeline and I had no clue what the f it was for, LOL

Has anyone aside from Jurard mentioned if they like MC?

>>63843801
I believe in Ruze to make some kino shit in MC

A fucking chumbratkkito

any good clip channel?

Am I just imagining things, or is Shinri's background music a lo-fi remix of Woven Fates? Pretty sure it is, but I wanna make sure I'm not going insane

watching shinri’s stream is making me so nostalgic i could cry

I remember a Vesper Minecraft stream a long time ago where a SC asked him what he wanted for Kohais and he said he wished for 3 cinnamon rolls and 1 psychopath, the "opposite of then Tempus" (he implied that he was one of the psychos which is funny now due to this being be for the suspension).
Then when we god a mostly chill normal VG with the exception being Bettel who was a bit loud and crazy at first, I blamed Vesper for willing Betsy in to existence.
But now with Armis I realized Vesper actually willed Flay, Hakka, and Shinri in to existence with that wish!

Seeing all this birthday merch makes me regret not getting Hakka's merch...

>>63844089
Kenji Clipz, most those are pretty short but useful to catch up the boys and not clipbaity so much
LUMEN Clips, clipping most of the major collabs with decent quality, also re-uploading some old clips bc their old channel got hacked

>>63842479
>Yo the moon's red
>... that's the sun
>Oh
KEK Axel is such a dumbass

>Altare built Atlantis before Gura did

>>63844272
>Vesper actually willed Flay
>Flay
i hate Vesper now

>>63844600
what a fucking retard KEK

>>63844644
Kaela's "atlantis" mogs them all

>>63844794
Vesper loved Flayon

Wtf a wojakkito on telly

I'll never forgive Altare and Nowa for destroying the fucking magma slime spawner

>>63842048
the little cloaked one is cute to match along with the huge coat. maybe too hollow knight but it's an effective silhouette for a reason

They'll be late probably because of Axel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnOw9j6-VbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnOw9j6-VbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnOw9j6-VbU

Why do people always forget about Axel's Abs and Tiddies

Perms bs is burning out Shinri

>shinri getting sad because of perms bullshit
perms HATE

Ruze unleashed
https://youtu.be/jHaP5SLSCfc
https://youtu.be/jHaP5SLSCfc
https://youtu.be/jHaP5SLSCfc

I think this dude likes muscles

>>63845081
Please let Axel's apex to work. It'll be so disheartening if it's still not working.

>>63845113
this panel was so unfair

>>63845213
Anon, I don't think they're playing Apex tonight, why would they?
They're announcing stuff, the rules, the formats, the participants and teams.

>>63845113
I wanna see them in more manga so bad. I loved that they managed to get bkub to draw for them but I'd love to see another short story in a more serious style like this

>>63845249
Okay, that's good. I thought because he mentioned in the Ollie one he had apex streams today they were going to do something with it on Selen's channel as well.

>>63845332
They may have a collab tomorrow (later today for him) but idk

>Axel oversleeping
Bro please

>Chrome keeps crashing
That's what you get for using chromium browsers

>>63845198
Yeah she's a longtime omaesan.

I hope I land this gig so I can drop money on Ruze too

>>63845616
What's left? Firefox?

>>63845259
Axel wanted to commision his lore manga but also said it's too expensive

Axel…

Dingo hate

>>63845589
>>63845719
>>63845732
HAHAHAHA >>63819658 >>63819658

aniki....

>>63845589
It's not even tech issue... please...

>>63845113
How many pages does the tempus manga have. Enough to be a oneshot?

I think Axel might actually kill himself after today

>>63845787
>try to fix his situation with management.
what??? qrd??

Literally and unironically what the fuck is going on with Axel he's been entirely off recently

>>63845883
Not even enough to be a chapter.

>>63845966
Japan arc part two

>>63845883
Four for each member, so 12 I think

>>63845966
>>63845951
His travel setup or whatever management gave him is all fucked up

Axel never fails to disappoint

>>63845966
He's in Japan right now and the equipment he's using is borked.

>>63846018
He actually is streaming and isn't ghosting everyone though

>>63845951
The airbnb management setup for him to stream didn't have a working internet or laptop to stream, idk. So instead Axel chose to stay awake the whole night playing League instead of sleeping early to wake up for Ollie's stuff and then try to sort it out during the morning with management.

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1731511258392739917
Altare...

>>63845883
one-shot manga typically have 15-60 pages and if I remember right, there's 16 pages of it so it's the minimum amount

>>63845705
Unfortunately

>>63846004
Oh...
>>63846032
Thanks ill look it up. Art looks great

>>63846113
Selen posted this

>>63846113
Ah, trying to cheer her up...

>>63846113
cringe

>>63846032
You forget the introductory one, with Omega.

>>63846113
too bad she acts like a fucking baby

>>63846113
Axel you unironic fucking moron

Unsurpassed Jobbers of the West
Team Snake Bite

>>63845966
Burnt out by being a full time student on the side, still working on holostar stuff as much as he can, disappointed in himself not improving his singing as much as he wanted to, cat is going to die when he isn't there to send him off, equipment set up by management not working

>>63846113
Altare love….he’s such a nice and sensible guy my heart…

https://youtu.be/JOV6ZKdkhHc
CUTE REX CUTE REX

>Never did his homework
>Teachers got on his ass for it
>Ace tests anyway
>Got into uni just because of that
>Then got kicked out because he couldn't afford the books
Ruze...

Can't they just do it without Axel?

>Knows his equipment is fucked
>Decides to stay up until 4am gaming instead of figuring out a plan to go to the office to use the equipment there

>>63846317
>Major Trio Event
>With only 2/3 people
Sounds like a great idea retardKING

>>63846317
they should. there's no excuse to oversleeping when smartphones exists.

>>63846113
no pls. I can't stop myself from followings leader's command

>>63845966
Axel is working hard to play with vspo girls offstream instead of busy Astel :(

>>63846317
If he doesn’t wake up in an hour maximum they should, I don’t know if Selen would want that tho

>>63846396
What does smatphones have anything to do with it?

>>63846317
they’ll probably have to

>>63846297
I was the same up till the Uni part, I realized that I'd need to take out loans to pay for everything and just went into a trade. Ended up working out in the end luckily. But yeah, fuck homework.

>>63846429
alarms, retardchama

>>63846317
Axel is probably Altare x Selen shipfag and wrote this

I'll be honest, this does not reflect well on the stars. That dumb dingo

I finally understand what bothers me about Ruze's face.
He looks like a person who you're used to seeing with glasses on, but for some reason took the glasses off.

>>63846465
he went to sleep 4 hours ago, he ain't waking up anytime soon

>>63846362
Is the office even open during the night? It's not like he can message his managers outside of work hours and they hand him the keys to the studio or something

>>63846465
You realize cellphones had alarms before smartphones

>>63846297
having a 1.8 gpa is insane. I barely did my work and was stupid but I had a higher gpa than him

>>63846370
I mean even if he manages to wake up I don't think he'd be concscious enough to talk about the event or whatnot

>>63845966
didn't sleep, and he's not that young anymore to withstand it, my boy is getting older

>>63846504
>t. fubuki

>>63846500
Altare is trying to damagecontrol by Selen appreciate posting but yeah...

>>63845966
>>63846018
he really is the young version of Vesper...

This is now the 2nd event of Altare’s that Axel’s overslept…

If Axel doesn't wake his ass up in the next ten minutes, i WILL release the dingos and emus on him

>>63846317
Just get someone to skinwalk him again.

Graduate Axel Syrios

>>63846504
Was likely designed with the mask in mind after all
I like his face though

>>63846465
You can still not wake up to the alarm you have set the same you would with an alarm clock

That was a pretty good Squidward

TSB is finally dead

>>63846500
>>63846606
I wonder why he doesn't get sponsor opportunities

>>63846528
yes they did. but with smartphones, you can set alarms with your voice. let it know to wake you up if you're planning to take a nap. it's so fucking easy and yet retards can't still use it.
>but it doesn't mean you'll wake up
skill issue

Where did anyone even say Axel is oversleeping?

>>63846504
It's actually the shovel chin, it's sharp enough to kill someone with.
But compare how he normally looks to his ending art.

>>63846767
>>63845888

>>63846691
LETSGOOOOOO

>>63846767
>>63845888

So they should honestly just go without him, unless they have him on the phone or something and he's trying to log in

>>63846767
>>63845888

>>63846767
this crunchy image >>63845888

i dont mean it in a braggy way but ive never overslept. i really dont understand how its such a common thing. can some people really sleep through their alarms? or do they just not set them?

>>63846777
Why did the rigger do him so dirty, he has like a moon chin when looking to the side

REGIS ALTARE RAPED
AXEL SYRIOS TERMINATED
MAGNI DEZMOND GRADUATE
VESPER NOIR GRADUATE
GAVIS BETTEL POISONED
SHINRI JOSUIJI LOVE
BANZOIN HAKKA LOVE
FLAYON X MACHINA KILLED

t.The last straightest male in /MANS/

Thanks Axel

>>63846806
At this point they really should just lie on his behalf and say the internet where he is isn't working, even if he does show up it'll look worse than just not being there at all.

>>63846842
Lots of people do

>>63846842
Streamer sleeping schedule please andasutando

>>63846842
When you are tired enough or just used to your alarm noise it's super easy to not wake up to the alarm. Also helps if you live in a noisy environment, the extra noise isn't always enough to wake you up

>>63846842
You're just an autist

>>63846777
That's a different person.

>>63846842
try skipping sleep hours and you'll see what's gonna happen next day

I was hating on Selen for being a baby bitch but goddam Axel what the fuck is wrong with you. Selen is still annoying as fuck

>>63846842
I think some people are born light sleepers while others are not. My mom for example can wake up as soon as I call her name but I personally can sleep through anything. I do set about three obnoxiously loud alarms as a security measure

God imagine how sad it'll be when Altare is the last remaining member of Tempus 1

why would Ruze's stepdad do that to him

>>63845589
Jet lag hits hard.

Wake me up when they start.

>>63846777
This art is so sick

>>63847087
He's at most an hour off

>>63846842
I have to set like four at different times because I tend to sleep through mine, but every little noise wakes my friend up. Depends how deep you sleep.

>>63847070
I love sad people

might be better if they just postpone this stream to another day. i dont think the atmosphere will be good even if Axel shows up now they need a few days to cool off

>>63847149
Psychosomatic jet lag.

>>63847070
Then he finally can join in VG collab without anxiety about leaving Axel alone

>>63847070
Real protagonist moment... All his friends will die off when he's the last one standing...

>>63847184
cool off from what?

>>63847184
So fucking dramatic kek

>>63847070
I wouldn't be surprised if this happens knowing his luck

>>63846072
No, at the end of his trip last year he was really sad too

>>63847269
>Selen
Yeah

Just a reminder, that one of the best Tempus streams Wheel of Tempus happened when Axel overslept.

>>63847301
Yeah, because shit was going on within Tempus, and we all know it.

>>63847050
I don't think it'd a light or heavy sleeper thing. I'm a heavy sleeper, but I know if I have to wake up for something I will absolutely get up early for it every time. Some people mentally wake themselves up if it's important.

>>63847184
they're probably a little annoyed but I don't think they're furious about it.

>>63847253
Don't you know anon Selen is screaming and crying about Axel RIGHT NOW.

>>63847327
Magni and Vesper saved that collab like always

I hate that this is my favourite member of ARMIS and I can also basically hear this joke in my TEMPUS oshi's voice...

Ruze listens to NTR!

>>63846842
I need to set multiple alarms in hopes that I eventually wake up to one
There was even a time a BIG ass tree fell outside my bedroom and I didn't wake up. I just later found a tree in the yard

>>63847311
>>63847269
>Postponing a stream
>>>>>>>>>Dramatic
Femanons this happens literally ALL the time in every company or indie what are you talking about

>>63847327
that's a classic

>>63847407
There were like 6 episodes how was he able to listen to it so much

YOU HEAR THAT ALTARE
PODCAST WHERE

>>63847484
#AXELSLEEP

>>63847407
>mfw I thought anon meant he listens to NTR voice dramas because I realized

>>63847484
Oh damn, he was supposed to translate. No wonder they're trying to wait for him.

>>63847484
I think Axel's dead guys...

>>63847484
Ah so that's why they're so persistent in waiting for him

>>63847447
>Axel shows up now they need a few days to cool off
It's the way they phrased it that it's dramatic. Postponing a stream isn't dramatic but saying they they need a few days to cool off is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOV6ZKdkhHc

>>63847516
KEK

>get preferential treatment from management at every turn
>still a dumpster fire
StarsEN is a disgrace to HoloPro and Vtubing as a whole

Unironically what's wrong with Axel whenever he is in Japan. It's like he is allergic to japanese dirt

Why is Axel so irresponsible

I can't wait until Armis gets out of the supa reading phase

>>63847184
watching Shinri, tl:dr please

I don't want them to postpone. I want Axel to prostrate and apologize first

>>63847611
My husband is so cute!

>>63847670
take that up with management, not fans.

>>63847670
Seethe, let's talk about who came up with the "en curse"?

This is why StarsEN needs another Japanese speaker.

>>63847670
>Preferential treatment
HoloX isn't Stars or EN

>>63847670
Globalbaby you have to go back

>>63847484
koto a cutie

>>63847670
At least he still streams

>>63847484
damn, having to call in a clutch coworker save

Reminder that Axel is the only one who speaks Japanese in starsEN and we probably will never get another fluently jp speaker

>>63847769
Jurard, this is your chance!

>>63847611
I think Jurard should roleplay falling down the stairs.

Dumb himbo archetype is fun in fiction, not so much in real life

>>63847821
MAJIKAYO

Do talents actually read every message out on stream? Feels like doing so would be impossible

ENTER MANOLO

I remember someone saying that duolingo isn't that great for learning a new language is that true?

Will we be getting a youtuber-style apology from Axel after this

>>63847884
No, naked dogeza only

>>63847821
>MAJIKAYO!

>>63847484
I love the stinky gyaru slightly more now....

>>63847874
It's good for vocabulary not for actual fluency

>>63847884
No but he'll do a pictureless 3 day old japanese burger review

>>63847821
SATTE SATTE SATTE

>>63847821
Tbf I'm kinda surprised none of the flips can speak jap. I thought it was a SEA thing to be good at jap since almost all of ID can speak it

>>63847874
I think it depends on the language, but when it comes to learning Japanese, Duolingo is not as helpful as other methods. It can be useful as a training tool, but not so much as a learning tool.

For that, check your local /djt/ thread.

Can you only have a good time in Japan if you're brown?

>>63847853
Many of them give up after a while and just say thank you. Only to read if it is interesting or they have a response.

>samuel jackson as shadow

>>63847994
If you're responsible.

>kotoka subs in
>a couple of minutes later you can hear axel waking up and talking in the background
wouldn't that be kinda funny haha

oooh boy aniki really fucked up now kek

>>63847994
japan curse didn't occur to any holoen

>>63848045
It would because they exclusively talk in japanese with each other despite being English talents

Axel is awake

>>63848045
Axel join the vc already

>>63847911
Do the naked dogeza and lick my boots, Axel-kun
yeah I want it

HES AWAKE

He did it! He woke up!

He Has Risen

He's just standing there...

>>63848045
I dunno who'd win, but nadoka would definitely have hands at the ready

NAKED DOGEZA SOON

>>63848074
>now

>>63847924
>>63847980
I can hear it right now

>>63847874
It has weird approach to learning. Especially if the language has a script different from Latin. It has troubles detecting word and word order variations, some sentences are straight out bizarre.
You'd be better off using a teach-yourself book.

>>63848172
He's asserting dominance.

迷惑

>>63848172
He looks photoshopped in kek

Fuck you dingo I wanted to hear the gyaru's cute voice

>>63847874
Would not recommend at least
I tried it after already learning a bit of jap just to see why people say it's bad, it seems to expect you to already have a base amount of knowledge of the language. Might be fine for practice, not so much for learning

Tourist here, I'm not actually angry at your dingo but is there's any chance he'll beg for forgiveness and make crying sounds in his next stream or something similar if he doesn't wake up on time?

Also to the one anon who recommended the Temprizz gameshow, that was my favorite vod, thank you!

Axel should be forced to swallow.

>>63848172
He is intimidating you

>>63848172
and staring (you)

>>63848213
Axel, don't post there, you have a tournament annoucement first!

It's so cute to see tourists thinking Axel is gonna get reprimanded, and that Altare and Selen are super angry at him and all that.
They know Axel, he always fucks up, they're willing to deal with it.

>>63848247
I hope he does ToT

I better see some naked dogeza from Dingo

noooo the cute gyaru is kill

>>63848294
It's a big cross-company event and sponsored directly by EA

>>63848172
Fucking kek
Can't they at least give him an expression or something

>>63848294
But still, this is a very important sponsored event and instead of resting he fucks around and chats with girls all night long. Very unprofessional

>>63848172
He's at least blinking here.

>>63848294
The event is sponsored by EA themselves, do you know how bad this would look for Cover and Anycolor alike?

>>63848294
it’s sponsored. also if you think altare isn’t at least annoyed you don’t know him.

>>63848172
I always feel so happy whenever I see Altare in these big promotions, especially after all Tempus has gone through over the past year... He deserves the world honestly

"Even aliens must have hot girl tummy issues" - Josuiji Shinri, 2023

>>63848546
Has altare even chewed someone out for underperforming?

>delays your sponsored stream by an hour
Mad, tourists?

>>63848609

>>63848294
bro leader is fuming right now
I can see him outside our bedroom

holy shit thank the Lord we didn't get Kotoka. Altare should flog axel for this

>>63847981
Flip only speak english because they want to be american so bad, ID just having a pride of mastering languages out of 10000 in their country.

>>63848381
>>63848469
>>63848546
>>63848631
>>63848514
I know you're all from discord and the catalog but no, this stream is not sponsored by EA. The actual event is.
This is not the actual event. This is an announcement

EA isn't even mentioned in the Description, and they would legally have to do that if it were.
Go back to your dramacord already

GOD I WISH THEY WOULD JUST CANCELLED IT I FUCKING HATE APEX

>>63848624
Axel did say that Altare did scold him after he slept over the wheel of tempus

>>63848294
I'm not mad at all but I really want him to do the dogeza, public apologies only

>>63848631
basa3
fuck collabs

TSB ON THE TSBELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnOw9j6-VbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnOw9j6-VbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnOw9j6-VbU

https://twitter.com/maro_mi_123/status/1731495452565201293

>>63848721
You're not supposed to actually use your brain you're supposed to just parrot other anons that seems smart!

>>63848778
TSB MY BELOVED

>>63848721
i agree with the logic of this but japanese autism tells me it's not that simple

Please you don't need to play the BGM for five minutes.

WE ON BOYS STOP CATTING

If you think tourists are bad now wait until the teams are announced

>>63848802
Kek

>>63848802
Cute.

>>63848832
All sponsored streams have it in the description or title. It LITERALLY has to be like this. It is that simple

>>63848721
always nice to see dramacords get BTFO

>>63848546
48 hours in the rape dungeon incoming

>344 / 38 / 72 / 5
>tourists
can we wait until after the announcement to cry raid?

>>63848724
>anon hates apex
>still gonna watch it
>comes to vt everyday to complain about it
>doesn't realize things would have been better just by ignoring the whole event

>>63848802
Disgusting gif creature, get out of my sight

This is now a cat review

>>63848946
Oh forgive me, not tourists, nijisisters. They're the same thing for me but I guess some don't consider them tourists

>>63849036
I hate apex and selen with all my heart but I will tolerate it to support the boys

>>63849036
>anon hates [thing]
>still gonna watch it
>still gonna talk about it
Infinite such cases dating back to when the only media was comic strips in the newspaper

>>63849155
damn zorro let himself go

>>63849155
What a cute chunky cat, also
SAMSUNG USER

>>63849252
IT WAS 200 DOLLARS

>He was never conditioned to enjoy Apex

...Thanks Twitter

>>63849196
Hey >>63849178 you were right kek

SELEN IS SO FUCKING LOUD

>>63849300
fuck you and towa for making me watch stupid amounts of a game i dont even play.

FUCKING ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY

>>63849300
You will never trick me into enjoying Apex Astel

>>63849308
Thanks anon.

GREAT START EVERYONE

>>63849340
>The least ADHD tiktok kid

DICK AND BALLS

>>63849308
don't worry, he's joining FSP or whatever that is called

My sweet prince and his soft ass voice…

EVEN HERE
GOXLR

>>63849417
management loves goxlr

Axel should be choked in-between these 5 pair of tits as a apologies.

Nijirigging makes holorigs look great in comparison...

>>63849285
It's okay me too kek

>>63849340
Holy shit Magni and Vesper are in!

>>63849043
My cute jobber

>>63849511
Hey, Selen's been here for years. The guys will have better rigs EVENTUALLY

>>63849536
Vesper will sneak in like he did that other apex event Altare was in kek

>>63849300
Honestly they did make me enjoy Apex only when it's a competition. Regular apex still just looks like calladuty to me, but when it was during vsaikyou they did go over game plans and synergies.

>>63849308
Shinri is the biggest Tomholland.

>"manager was like we should invite people outside holostars and nijien!"
>"oh god"

Why are da boys' Live2D 360p

Axel rigging looks so different

>>63849511
Niji's rigging tech is still stuck in 2019

>>63849511
Nijiriggs are either very expressive or basically cardboard png slideshow it's the toss of a coin on what you get

Axel is FUCKED

>No training arcs
Darn, that was the best part of VSaikyo

>>63849635
discord

>>63849486
THAT'S SO CLOSE

I'm bored already
zZZZZZzZZzZZZZzzzzZZZ

>>63849486
ME FIRST PLEASE

>>63849623
He didn't sneak in, that was a "collab"-athon and he is friends with Toasty the Frog, not to mention that they had a collab with girl_dm a month before

Altare just wants Axel to suck his dick

this dingo is fucked in the head

WTF RUZE

Jesus Christ, Ruze is never going to get play hunt

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
WHY IS THIS CHAT SO CROWDED

>>63849805
He just wants to know he would do it. It's a power thing

>>63849805
Leader is very based, as usual.

>>63849308
K
Find the other 3

>>63849911
mom, look Im in the screenshor

>>63849911
>chat slow af
b- nice try
go back

>>63849953
MIMI....

"It was all about the sucking we did along the way"

>>63849654
vod archive doko.........

>>63849308
I don't know who this is, but it seems like some people here care. Enlighten me

"Maybe sucking is where it's at?"

>TSB banters
h-home..

Does armis still have the hour limit?

Axel gonna suck one for the homies

Selen... please contain your fujo

>>63850112
Nope, they are free

>>63850112
>>63850168
I assumed that the Minecraft collab would be the official date of freedom.

>>63850075
no. lurk moar fag

watch out leader, they will ban you from all their games for saying that...

>>63850075
Vtuber who graduated today, Shinri follows him. People have been spamming about him totally being in the next gen

I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore

>>63850283
Are you a retard or something?

>>63850226
Octo went two hours, Ruze is still planning to play Hunt for a bit after this and it's already been over an hour

>>63850026
their keeping the maiden pure!

This is already Kino

>>63850264
They already scouted for the next gen this early?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyjSd8KFzOo

>>63850421
Cool new puppet Octavio