/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Currently in the middle of an ASMR stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zz-RtHpIaI

Did she fuck up her mic for a while there?

>>6626160
>those sounds
Why is Nene like this?

My cute, #1 Autistic Chubba, I love her

This was suppose to be a GFE not a comedy show

>>6626030
Well she's a good impersonator and singer.

>>6626030
Nene singing me softly into the good night rn>>>>>Melatonin and opioids ive built a tolerance to

ASMR rap, sasuga nene

>>6626872
That's where you're wrong, Nene's ASMR streams have always been a comedy show.

I love this dummy

supacha ASMR reading with enen!

Okay Maple if you're here you have to clip the SC reading at around 2:20:00 of this ASMR stream, she turned doing a loli voice into a crime story about a scammer loli who had an accident at her drug lab and now asks (You), an oil and real estate magnate, to send her an exorbitant amount of money but gets captured by cops. A newscaster also read the names of the people who fell for the loli scam and warned them to not fall for scams like that.

>>6628634
wtf....
nene

I love Nene's dorky english

my ears are blessed

this is a good stream

>>6628634
kek how does she make this shit up on the spot in front of thousands of people

I'll check it out after I'm done working on what I'm currently working on

That was a fun stream

Great stream, loved Nene english at the end

>>6626193
She did a lot of talking at normal volumes into the ASMR mic, with predictably bad results that she isn't worried about.

>>6626030
Nene in an 80's/90's exercise outfit would be great. Leotards and legwarmers.

Sometimes I just want to plow Nene harder than a farmer in a famine

>>6626030
>be me
>strolling down the street
>suddenly I have a bag over my head and throw into a van
>hear some chick in a Japanese accent say something about a husband
Am I gonna die?

>>6632672
Of exhaustion

Is she actually buffed in real life now?

>>6628634
Fucking based nene.

>>6628634
Oozora police caught her again?

>>6633912
yes

>>6626160
Glad that this wasn't a member stream

>>6626160
That was fun

Nene is very cute! I am home today and that is GREAT because the internet at my working place is Range banned. Thanks hiromoot!

I posted once and in 4 minutes my wife's thread is down to page three. woa...

>>6637598
Maybe get a better wife?

>>6638449
No such thing anonchama

She can't keep getting away with it

>>6638747

せくす!

>>6637415
Tell your co-workers to stop getting banned then

>>6640689
No no no, I rented a new internet... service? with my Venezuelan neighbor. I don't know what's up maaaaaaaan. The internet is cheap AF tho and supa fast!!!

>>6638747
I am unironically seething at matsuri only because I’m so ridiculously jealous.

>>6638747

Hope Nene scores MOAR goals!

>>6638747
This a fake or deleted Sushifag clip?
WTF I want videos of my oshi getting molested as well

>>6645349
I don't know where anon got the screenshot from but she did in fact say that in the ASMR stream earlier.

>>6645349
It was a sushi clip uploaded earlier today. Why was it deleted??

Anyone share that 4chan cup goal to Nene?

>>6646644

fuck wrong webm

>>6645636
considering it was a Sushi upload, probably because of a low-quality or inaccurate translation and people called him out on it in the comments. he is a speedsubber, and speedsubbers tend to be lazy and unethical. but that’s just my guess.

>>6646644
cute sheep

>>6626030
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I WANT TO BURRY MY FACE IN NENECHI'S POWERFUL SIX PACK AND LICK THE SWEAT CLEAN
PLEASE GOD PLEASE

>>6628634
Holy shit, how is Nene this based?

>>6626030
Nene abs, sasuga

>>6645636
Probably because he didn't want to get Epsteined for blowing the whistle

can someone find the point in her recent stream where she talks about matsuri and translate it for the thread please? doesn’t have to be every sentence she says, just a good detailed summary would suffice.

>>6654011
Give me a link and I'll give it a go.

ichiban kawaii nene.

>>6654100
Okay apparently it was in the stream I was going through, Matsuri basically did swift swiping motions where the two asscheeks meet and went "oops hehe."

nenechi... ganbare...

I used to like sushi. 9 months ago they focused a lot on subaru and did OK clips of good sub-able content of her, mostly when she said character defining stuff. Over the course of time sushi degraded to posting 40 second longs videos of girls doing cute noises or 3 minute long videos where the girls say two words every 5 seconds

>>6656293
his translations were never that good and he doesn’t even fully grasp the english language, as evidenced by his broken english and poor grammar in his subtitles.

>>6656293
Sushi was always shit, he was getting actually decent for a while but he went full speeeeed instead and his stuff is almost as bad as itnused to be a while ago

>>6656424
>>6656335
Then I paid attention to them when they started to understand english... meh whatever
>>6656098
iqdb is a godblessing

>>6656515
>when he started to learn english
he still has broken english in his subs, and anyone who has that level of understanding of english should at least be accepting feedback from people who speak english before uploading, or even doing google searches to check. but he doesn’t even bother doing that.

>>6656726
not only that, but someone like that who doesn’t fully understand English cannot be trusted to translate the nuance and personality of the person from Japanese into English.

>>6656847
japanese girl says “no way! I didn’t know that! I seriously had no idea!”

sushi translates it as “no! I did not know.”

Hmm... I didn't pay enough attention alright. I am supah ESL too so, ehehehe, you gotta understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFsl66UV-JY
Some other channel uploaded their translations of the Matsuri bit. I think it's way better than Sushi's because I can understand abit of nihongo and I thought Sushi's version missing some important bits about Nene saying "うんちしたにトイレペーパーごしょごしょするみたいに” "like wiping your ass after taking a shit' and I was right. I don't know anything about this channel's reputation though.

>>6656098
Gonna have to make an egg edit of this.

>>6657390
Can't believe Matsuri gets to wipe Nene's asscrack sweat
Seething with jealously

>>6657390
fucking based Matsuri, and based Nene for being alright with it apparently.

>>6657754
i would love to hear Matsuri’s side of the story. not that i think Nene’s side is inaccurate or anything but if she’s leaving out some details i want to hear them from matsuri, plus any of matsuri’s thoughts on it like why she did it in the first place lol. and Nene’s reaction.

>>6657390
wait so Matsuri and Nene were together in person. was this work-related? i wonder if it’s related to Nene’s recent dance lessons and if we’re going to get another 3D live soon.

>>6657390
I was wondering if Matsuri and Nene were still talking and being friends, so I’m glad they appear to still be very much getting along.

>>6659142
I'll be in my room

>matsuri rubbed my ass
okay... she gets kinda creepy but go on
>she traced her fingers across my asscrack
w-woa... g-go on go on!!
>it was as if she was cleaning my ass after taking a shit
OH COME ON

>>6659142
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6659142
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6660002
quoting this is like a metaphor of Nene heraelf to explain the "I can't lewd Nene" fags.
>matsuri rubbed my ass
The first sentence is Nenechi's suggestive outfit, the still image of her as if you're seeing her or hearing a description of her for the first time. It's the whiplash with the subject and setting.
It's vulgar and it's just the beginning.
>she traced her fingers across my asscrack
Action. Things are getting somewhere. The allure and naughtiness increases.
It's like seeing her L2D move, the way Nene acts, the Live3D or animation. She's cemented as perfect waifu material, a story going to be well told and awaiting the rule34s.
>it was as if she was cleaning my ass after taking a shit
And there is the Nene Punchline. She opens her mouth and the dumbest, funniest shit comes out. If she did indeed described the Matsuri's motion that way (some /jp/ said something above about that line) then that was clearly unnecessary. That last part is her entire personality. It's immature, and hilarious to watch. The waki jokes, restroomtime, and husband collection meme puts her in little sister territory.
Unless you get of to scene of Monogatari, you can't see her sexually. Nene is a canny realistic imouto, absolutely unpredictable.
The perfect schizo's oshi.

>>6661289
can anyone understand what this ESL is on about

>>6656098
Why she dont liek tomato

>>6661593
too squishy and bitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBClqaASidQ
Nene POV

>>6662811
cringe, mori and kiara will be there. but at least Nene’s blessed wife Ina will be there too. and Aki and Mel.

>EN collab
>technical problems
why don't they start half an hour earlier since they always have problems?

>>6661713
>and bitter
? didn she eat cherry tomatoes? those are quite sweet
and even then this is the first time i see anyone say tomatoes are bitter

>>6663333
nice gets

>>6663333
checked
maybe Japanese tomatoes are more acidic or something
I've had "bitter" tomatoes before, but I guess acrid would be a better description

haha you can see from her mouth movements that Nene is snacking on something during the stream. cute.

SUPA HYPA ULTRA NENECHI

>>6663700
she flexed on them right from the start lul

>>6663333
You need to remember how many sweets and snacks that Nene eats. That can totally distort your palate.

Nene mogged them so hard

>>6663583
>>6663794
hmm i guess both of those make sense.
Sweet tooth Nenechi...

I love how Nene calls out her opponent’s name before she tries to get them. what a chad

short but sweet stream. loved Nenechi’s epic bear screams throughout

>>6663794
eating lots of sweets doesn’t at all distort your pallet or sense of taste. that’s what eating lots of spicy foods does, and frequently burning your tongue. sweetness is one of the taste receptors on your tongue and using it doesn’t cause problems anymore than breathing air hinders your lung’s ability to absorb oxygen.

>>6666132
Not permanently but temporarily it definitely does. Try having something bitter like beer with savory foods vs sweet foods, it will absolutely change the bitterness of the drink. Or eat sweets with soda vs water or milk, the tastes will be perceived differently.

>>6666273
well yeah but that’s temporarily in moment when eating those two types of foods simultaneously. the post i was replying to appeared to be saying that long-term consumption of sweets over time distorts your sense of taste in a lasting way, which simply isn’t true.

but cherry tomatoes definitely tastes extremely sour and unpleasant. sweeter than regular tomatoes but still shitty.

some tomato lore for y’all: all whole tomatoes you see at the produce section of grocery stores are actually unripe, which is why they don’t taste good. they are harvested before they are ripe because unripe tomatoes are firm and therefore easier to transport (ripe tomatoes are squishy and easy crushed or bruised because they are so soft), and the only reason why they are red at the store is because they are exposed to ethylene gas while being transported which causes the unripe green tomatoes to turn red so they look good at the store. if you want real whole ripe tomatoes, you should buy canned whole tomatoes, which are picked and canned at the peak of ripeness, buy from a local farmers market, or grow your own (but who the fuck has time for that lol).

Is it just me, or is Nene kind of sexy?

I love Nene

>>6661289
it summarizes the nene experience doesn't it?

>>6661289
Monogatari has some almost legitimately fappable scenes though, for example many of the bath scenes, or the shower scene with crab/cat in.

>>6667576
No

>>6672473
DONTA

>>6672473

I can't believe there is yet another thread in this board that claims nene is not sexy. Do you have any lewds to forward to them?

>>6661289
meds.

>>6661289
I whole heartedly agree, fellow nekko

>>6672473
I want to get Super Hyper Ultra Deluxe Shining Cancer................

>>6672473
That's why she gets on so well with Towa...

SUPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

I kind of agree if it's her live2d. Her 3d model is pure sex though

Nenechi of the hole, what is your wisdom?

>>6689977
is that from when she accidentally destroyed one of Sora’s plants so she dug a hole in the ground and jumped into it out of shame?

that reminds me, when the fuck is Nene’s anticipated collab with Sora going to happen? they’ve been talking about it for months apparently. is it difficult to get approval from Sora’s managers or something?

>>6690206
I believe this is the source.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKFC-IEoF6k

>>6663700

She's definitely the MVP on her team. Ina is overall MVP

>>6628634
>>6634527
Nene does all this shit while claiming to be or impersonating Subaru's deputy.

I love my CEO!

>>6703952
Hey, me too

>>6665283
It's the true samurai way

KEK. this Nene moment is even better than I expected it to be.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XoH5f1iH9RU

what a goof, that nenechi. thanks Maple Leaf for translating this classic elementary schoolboy nenechi moment

>>6656098
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6712095
>what if I have balls
waiting for the report back

ねねねねねねねね!
ねねねねねねねね!
ねねねねねねねねー!
ねーねー!
ねねねねねねね!
ねー!
ねねねねね!
ねー!
ねねねねねねねー!
ねーねー!

>>6713216
So true

>>6713216
This is so deep and spiritual, how did she come up with such powerful lyrics?

>>6712095
My Idol Wife From Another World Has Testicles!?

>>6713216
soty

>>6713216
exacty

>>6713216
SHE'S HERE?!

sometimes I think of spamming all the fanart I have. I wonder if it's 300 or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH2YfuZqPs

Get the fuck in here.

I love Nene so much. I want to be able to listen to her cute voice and look at her adorable smile for the rest of my life

>>6723115
Make sure you archive her stuff

SHE KNOWS KAGEPRO?
OH NO NO I AM GETTING CONVERTED TO A HUSBAND

>singing Happy Synthesizer
This is what I needed to start my day....

>doing all this while her first wife is playing Re:7

>>6723735
If I'm not misremembering, Kagepro gave her a black hoodie wearing phase in school.

>>6626030
what I would do to sniff those sweaty armpits

>>6726939

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CBhC6tfm78
Nene is on an exciting new adventure. Brought to you by Maple Leaf

>>6726444
Yes... don't forget the band aid in her nose for max effect

Good evening. I love Nene.

Why Nene is so cute?

>>6736284
She has an undiminished joy for life

Pretty sure that Nene is the most powerful idol in Hololive right now.

>tfw nene will never get mad at you for sleeping during the icarly movie
Just fucking end me

>>6741648
WHEN WILL SHE DO A WATCHALONG OF ONE OF HER KID SHOWS THAT SHE LOVES SO MUCH?

>>6741533
Pretty sure that Nene is the most powerful idol in existence right now.
fixed that for you Anon

>>6741533
>>6742000
>tomatoes block her path.

>>6742467

I want to start watching nene because of clips i've seen, but i'm hard filtered by minecraft and apex :/

When did Nene started going to the gym?

>>6743810
In the last ~4 weeks we have:
8 Minecraft
2 Ark
2 Idoly Pride
2 Karaoke
1 Knockout city
1 ASMR
1 Situp stream
1 Apex
1 Mario
1 Game builder garage
1 Bleach Brave Souls

Minecraft is somewhat of a staple but the reason for so many MC streams was the summer festival. Either way, you can see she does a lot more than just "minecraft and apex".
If you do your reps there's also the weekly radio show to listen to as well.

>>6743810
Probably when she got serious about idol stuff, she probably gets plenty of exercise from dance practice as well

>>6744431
excellent

>>6744419
did she ever say she goes to the gym? only thing i’ve heard of is dance lessons

>>6750321
I don't know if she has