/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First

where's the vod mio

feels good having a gf who loves me

Cozy stinky spidor enjoying the light rain...

Jelly still on the telly
https://youtu.be/Q8nytaacb20

>>66442957
>Can you not read? Are you illiterate? Need me to read out the name for you huh little boy?
Jelly...

Jelly needs to watch her language

The squilkers received a massive nerf so things will never be the same

>>66443155
Old habits die hard

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new GREAT Purple Smoke speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Be happy if you have to. That is my advice. Keep smiling, yeah, just keep smiling. Just throw away your pride and keep on smiling.
Thank you for your attention.

The way Jelly moves her camera so precisely when playing Minecraft further strengthens my belief that she is not an alien but a machine

>>66443316
100% efficiency

>>66443155
she just integrates with company culture

>Ember stumbled upon diamonds without even trying
>Jelly seething that she can't find any with her efficient strip mining, now resorting to creating them with fucking antimatter technology

>>66443482
Jerry just needs a fatter ass
Either that or a bimbo brain

>>66443482
>Jelly
>having anything even resembling luck
Reminder that life HATES Jelly

It should have been me ambushing Jelly in a cave and drinking her blood until she cries damnit

Rosemi's playing Yu-Gi-Oh
https://youtu.be/JRjmU1SrDcA

Jelly's enjoying the repeated ritualistic suicides a bit too much

>>66444141
Rosemi Lovescock

>>66444164
What is it, like 13 and counting?

>>66444229
Verily, my own

>>66444164
>someone gets in the server
>they look at chat
>Jelly earned the achivement: nightmare fuel
>Jelly's soul became too weak x 100
Imagine the reaction

>Eats half a melatonin gummy
>Half the time it knocks her out and the other half of the time it does nothing
Rose biology is strange

>>66444609
I'll take the gamble to grope her while she sleeps

>>66444462
This is it, she's too weak, the final awawawa....

>I need to sleep?
>no, I need to mine

So descriptive...

Good morning, I hope you had a comfortable night of sleep and wish you a wonderful Wednesday. I love my beautiful spidermomma, waking me with a surprise fist to the gut, the first of many hit to bombarded my just awoken body to send me back for a couple more hours of cozy unconsciousness. I'm Ami's punching bag

Is Rosemi being a YGO fan the reason PPP hired her all those years ago?

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

I wonder why Ami needed to search up Lisa not once, but twice...

>>66444905

[Rosemi news]
She chugged a whole bottle of iced coffee before stream and now she's full of piss

Rosemi is urinating right now

>Jelly using her esoteric blood magicks to grow bananas and make fancy lamps

>>66445589
>Grow blood magic bananas
>Slip on the peels

Rosebuds what is this girl's IQ?

>>66445519
Rosempee...

Thoughts on adding /vrg/ to our friends next thread?

>>66445896
I have no idea what's going on with the /vrt/ split and I don't know if I want to poke that hornet's nest

Mio's VOD is up

So every time Mio says how much she spent on literally anything beerpals will donate that amount back to her? It’s that easy?

>>66446398
That's one of the basics of e-thot economy.

>I'm probably gonna try to kill the Ender Dragon before I blow up the server. Look forward to that!
>WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR

>>66445896
I've completely given up in /vrt/ at this point and moved my lumiposting here

I swear you need an electron microscope to read some of the Yu-Gi-Oh card descriptions these days

>>66446704
Yeah ever since they started namefagging I want nothing to do with it. I'll join you guys in discussing Lumi here

>>66446609
Knowing Jelly and this mod pack she will craft an actual nuclear bomb and detonate it to kill the server

kek, archiveschizo deleted his twitter

>>66446878
Two bombs, one named "Fatass" and the other "Lil Jel"

>>66446704
/vrt/ has long since completely fallen to the schizos

>Wins
>"NOOOOO!"

>>66447585
I still wanted to believe it would get better this last year, but the schizos were really dedicated

>>66447585
I don't know where else I can post about some of the retro chuubas I watch. I already post about Ami here but for others it's not at easy

Reminder to contribute to Shimada's birthday card
>>66447655
Only 4 days left

>>66447352
With Enola Gay spray painted on her jetpack, one alien princess changed the world forever...

How bad greys will be?

>>66448170
Not as bad as our local schizos

I've only been watching Rosemi since she started getting posted in /tsunX/ again but her Japanese exclamations are already being burned into my brain, I keep reading "kawaii" and "hazukashii" in her voice

>Starting fresh with cutscene simulator today!
kek I hate how true it is though holy fuck what were Capcom THINKING
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1745151006545965491

>>66442885
This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcGd3rnJZdU

Chances there will be NTR fanfics?

>>66444431
I believe in the heart of the cards

>>66446398
It's worked ever since she got her model back from MyHolo.

>>66446398
Sometimes Mio refunds donations

>>66449368
Not that often, she only refunded me once

>>66449368
Like putting a deposit in the bank to take out later.

The beerpals in this thread that think they're the good guys are bigger drama queens than Mio.

the thread is being normal, why you are trying to start shit bro?

>>66449230
Believing in the heart of the cards is all I can do because I sure as fuck don't understand what's written on them

Rosemi is urinating again

>>66449836
Da wose looking down at me with disgust as she begrudgingly releases a cascade of piss upon my face for the 5th time in one day

resting my penis on mio

>>66447907
>Check Shimada's schedule
>Birthday stream on Sunday is starting about three hours earlier than her usual timeslot
>I'll actually be able to watch a stream of hers again after many months
Feels super fucking good man

>>66450982
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A T-REX AMI WATCH OUT

Do Mio's mutuals know she does GFE? Sometimes they say things that don't seem like something you should say to a GFE vtuber in her chat
Which makes me think only two possibilities, she either hides her relationship with her fans from her mutuals or she doesn't take it seriously

Her mouth is so god damn big

>>66449478

>>66451298
Consider this, being a mutual does not preculde someone from being a retard.

GIWTWM

>>66451597
Wait a minute... is that a...

>>66451371
I want to shove my entire hand in there

>>66450941
good for you euro tigerbro

>>66451712
But I thought Yuuna was pretty smart

>Evolzar Laggia
>"Evolgar Lasagna!"

Eber soon
https://youtu.be/9CU78LWtYwI

>Ami TrenchBroom
https://youtu.be/WdBEWVxFYnY
>Ember Monster Hunter World
https://youtu.be/9CU78LWtYwI

Ami is live and making art in Trenchbroom!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdBEWVxFYnY

>>66452807
>>66452818
Kiss

Mom looking extra comfy cozy in her hoodie

>>66453005
This is a LIE she has NOTHING under that hoodie

Rosemi's cute when she's getting hype over other people's matches

[Great news]
Eber was in the middle of eating a sweet potato

[Non-news]
Ember was eating

Handler HATE

>>66448964
I wanted to play it with friends but I keep getting fucking filtered by the insanely annoying story tutorial quests and gatekeeping. Just let me hunt and kill Capcom, it's not hard.

>You're never gonna catch me playing ranged weapons
Embased

>You'll never catch me using ranged weapons
>I'll never change my keybinds
>Wait I don't have my keybinds here
>I don't even remember my keybinds
I love this girl

>>66451743
UUUUU ORLA COME BACK I'LL ACTUALLY WATCH JOJO IF YOU DO

10 minutes into stream and Ember has already talked about eating the monsters

Meru Love!

>Hold a vote
>Ignore the results and do what you want
Another day living in tyranny...

>>66453273
I wonder if she's watching Dungeon Meshi.

>>66453325
>"Democracy basically means government by the people, of the people, for the people. But the people are retarded."
- Amy Arachnid, 2024

I want to grab ami's feet from behind while she's going up the stairs and drag her to the sex room

>Would be cool as fuck to see Ember playing MonHun with a DDR mat
>But she would get fit in the process
Pain...

>>66453550
anon, exercise alone won't get you thin. you can be both chubby and muscular

Ember hates the Handler because she sees her own eating habits in her

>>66453219
I always thought World was the easiest MH to get into, but I never played Rise

Mio likes seals because they're fat fucks like her

>>66453716
If you play with randoms or solo then World is probably easy enough to get into, but trying to play through the game with a friend group is actual fucking hell.

brown bricks

>>66453738
And that's a good thing!

>The Handler looks like a girl who bullied Ember in school
Kek

Watching Ember's hips sway as she walks in front of you

>Rosemi streams MTG too
I hope she does one of those soon, I'm more into that game than I am YGO

>>66453787
I can see that. I've been playing the series with my gaming buddy since 3, so we got lucky in that sense.

>>66454396
Yeah, I was lucky to have friends who were already big fans of the franchise and were willing to put up with the bullshit to play the game together, but trying to get any of my other friends into the series with World was a total disaster.

Dizzy...

>>66454716
She deserves something nice but holy shit that better be front row

I'm kinda of surprised Ami hasn't streamed Quake already, even Lumi's streamed it quite a bit

vrt refugees, we're eating good today

Dizzy showing up in chat reminded me of the nightmare I had last night where Dizzy was my girlfriend but she got diagnosed with terminal cancer and I only had three months left with her. It genuinely may have been the worst dream I've ever had in my entire life.

[Non-news]
Rosemi is hungry

I think it would be cool if Ember did a Monster Hunter collab with Muyu. Ember should do a Monster Hunter collab with Muyu. When will Ember do a Monster Hunter collab with Muyu?

Sheepy...
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1745184394103709998

>>66455264
I only tease Eber for the hope she'll get angry enough to push me down and sit on me

Doomcow!
https://youtu.be/F-DXeFHCHgU

>>66455454
Big sis Eggbr straddling you on the ground, holding both your little wrists with one hand while she smacks you in the face with the other until you cry and admit she's queen of the universe

>>66455669
Life ain't fair, man...

>Don't say Chunday cos that sounds like Chungus
Ami...

SWAYT TAY

Damn adorable sleepy cow...

don't tell ami but i've been doodling her during stream. i'm thinking i'll do 30-60min every day she streams. i hope I can become a proper artfag one day.

>>66456061
Nice job bucko

>>66455522
SLEEPY VOICE MUYU SEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I wonder if Ember will even get to Great Jagras this stream

>>66456061
cute!

[Muyu news]
She's BWEHgnant

TOTAL
DEMON
DEATH

Does Mio remember me if I'm a rum baron who chats a lot and watches every stream?

>>66456567
She'll only remember you if you send her a tribute

>>66456600
>if
about that...

beans

We now have beans to enjoy in our fancy cardboard box

Muyu...

>>66456643
>>66456658
I want to forcefeed Ami a dozen cans of beans to make her go fast

Muyu's loving this already

Ember finally left the training room... we are free...

this is what you eat, britbuckos?

That dying noise will always be the Age of Empires 2 camel death sound to me.

>>66457258
Add some plain bread to that, maybe a glass of water and you got yourself a flavorful meal

>>66457152
Always nice to see the young'ns appreciating the classics

>>66457367
Brit detected.

>>66457258
Sausage, mash and beans is bangin mate

>>66457152
I like how there's a very angry boomer in chat

>Misses items and secrets
>Angry cow yelling

>savestates

Would you live in the bean house for a year if you got to have sex with Ami afterwards?

>>66457683
I'd live in the bean house for a year anyways

>>66457683
Yes, and then many years afterwords, bean wife bean life

>>66457683
this anon clearly has no idea how long i can subsist on nothing but chilli

God I wish I was that Kestodon and Ember was that Great Jagras

what's the point of having irl conversations in the general chat of a discord, take that somewhere else fucking christ.

>>66457683
Brother, I fucking LOVE beans. So much minestrone...

Ember investigating skid marks...

>>66457921
Time to reset the counter.

I hope Ami draws herself stepping in beans later.

>Ember will never mount you and then repeatedly plunge a knife into your back
Why live?

>>66456061
Cute! She loves that sort of stuff anon put it on the art tag. She used to do daily retweets of that one guys marker on paper drawings of her.

>>66458207
Sounds like you're on the precipice of developing an overly specific fetish, be careful anon

Man... I don't really like any of the Monster Hunter World weapon desigs that much. I wish there was a generic spear, not just the lance.

>>66458361
Do people still play world? I figured everyone would have moved to rise.

Mini Moos are NPCs...

>>66458489
Capcom started a #ReturnToWorld campaign recently (presumably because Wilds is going to be closer to that game than Rise) so a lot of people have picked up the game again.

>>66458575
You know, you just randomly reminded me that Wild Hearts was (very) briefly a thing.

>Beans on toast bed
Ami becoming EU's #1 chuuba in one stream

TUMMY GROWL

>>66458771
Which stream?

I love Mio?

>>66458771
>Stomach growls
>Food is in her mouth within seconds
Classic Ember

playing with ami's stiff bean

>>66457564
>100% secrets
>Happy cow yelling

>>66458734
>I sleep in beans on toast. Do you?
>I sleep in a big bed with my mom.

>>66458734
She has tons EU fans I'm pretty sure.

BIRD UP

Ember is rustier than I was expecting

COW SEX NOISES

>>66459478
well considering she says she only used to use Hammer, her using any other weapon was bound to go like this.

>>66457346
I knew it was reminding me of something else

>>66459504
Do people actually use more than one weapon? I can't imagine playing anything else besides long sword, maybe sword and shield.

>>66459491
>I got caught between both the imps-moo...
>There was one in front and one behind-moo...

>Ember wants to play World
>Everyone else in PC would rather play Rise
kek

>>66459735
Standing double penetration with Muyu...

MUYU MY FUCKING EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSS

Love the cowtism.

[Ember news]
She loves Deviljho because it's "meaty"

>>66460322
thats what she calls my cock

>You like your steaks raw, you like it mooing
If my steak doesn't greet me with a "MUUUUUUUIIIIIII" when it's served then it's overcooked

>I feel like I know toilets real good

PUKEI PUKEI LOVE

>KINDLING IS POISONED!
>Oh well...
Wtf...

>Gunning down Pinkies in a stairway
>Looks slightly to her left
>Another Pinky snuck up on her
>Gets jumpscared and screams bloody murder
I love Muyu

It's been so long since Ember did that Elden Ring stream that she forgot she ever played it...

Muyu is going to make me cum hands free

[Non-news]
Ember is still hungry

>>66460751
I glad I'm not crazy cause I could've sworn she did play Elden Ring, but I was thinking maybe it was just DS3

>>66460751
>>66460960
Pretty sure it was DS3.
It's where the "I'm gonna eat his ass" clip came from.

doodled more, posting because quite happy with the yaranaika. i love my spidermom

>>66460994
Nah it was definitely Elden Ring, but it was only one stream because it was right before the mass exodus

It's so moover

>>66461060
Hey I recognize that reference

>>66461060
now draw her giving birth

Muyu is losing her mind over these missed 100%s

>>66461175
don't forget the most erotic thing ami's ever drawn

>>66461143
>do i have to kill myself moo?
subscribed

>Somebody superchats Ember to shill fucking Dauntless

>>66461281
>full penetration

>>66461246
PurinAutismChart.png

>>66461281
HOO HOO

I have seen some seriously abhorrent shit during my time watching vtubers, both from the community and the streamers themselves, but this is up there with the absolute worst of the worst, and I can't believe it's coming from Ami of all people. I am disgusted.

I have seen some seriously abhorrent shit during my time watching vtubers, both from the community and the streamers themselves, but this is up there with the absolute worst of the worst, and I can't believe it's coming from Lisa of all people. I am disgusted.

>>66461623
>British people really just soak bread in toilets full of beans and eat it directly from the bowl

Muyu has Pinky PTSD...

I hope no actual buckos line in a cardboard shack like that.

Oh god I forgot about the stupid fucking cart escort quest

>>66461893
>MTV Cribs: Buckopia Edition

>>66461999
>My spidermother is very proud

[Lisa news]
Sheepy radio will probably happen today
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1745218857823072426

lmao that instant loss

Brat status?

>>66462459
Amended.
Rectified.
Sorted out.

>>66462459
she made a mistake and correction fluid has been applied

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS MUYU

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>66461879
Does she have SEA fans?

I miss Ami...

Rosemi and Claude are in a Mario Party collab
https://youtu.be/IezTNtPMSNc

>>66462374
>Construction crew have migrated from Ami to Lisa
What the FUCK is their problem??

>>66462974
>Males
>Niji males no less
Hmm I'd rather self extract a molar, actually

>>66463215
A giant Chai statue was mysteriously commissioned for construction outside of Lisa's apartment, nobody knows who the client

I tried getting into Ami but she plays some weird games, when I see "retro" what comes to mind are like JRPGs from the NES, SNES and PS1 era, but she plays some stuff I have never heard about nor really care about

>>66459504
Charge Blade's probably the weapon with the steepest learning curve too

>>66462777
>>66462777
Her usual timeslot is particularly SEA-unfriendly. This however can be compensated by picrel

I miss my Dizzy where is my Dizzy I haven't heard her voice in so long

>>66463717
are you in the picrel area anon?

>Maybe we should download a mod to skip cutscenes
Yes please god Ember please do it

>>66463802
look at the fucking text, of course i am

I want Ember in that outfit

Words cannot aptly express how much I hate what Rise did to Hunting Horn. My blood boils.

I WANT TO FEED EMBER MEEEEEAAAAAT

>>66463847
>>66464096
I thought MH was some kind of fun based on how addicted to it Muyu is

>>66464096
what did they change?

>>66461067
You are correct, there was an Elden Ring stream on Twitch on March 3rd 2022

given her tier list stream and admitted fantasies, did she have an orgasm in this vod, is it worth the watch

>>66464832
no and no

>>66464388
Instead of playing up to four different notes to create a song and then reciting it to activate the buff manually, all songs are now two of the same note and the buff activates automatically as soon as you've done those two inputs. It plays so differently now that it feels like they basically took the old weapon out and replaced it with something else entirely.

>Maybe you should invest in some beans
I've had more than enough of those for today thank you Eber

>>66464878
oh, what a shame
i await for the day mio just goes off the deep end, she would do way better if the content was geared towards making my penis hard

>Jyuratodus is one of Ember's favorite fights
Seriously questioning this girl's taste right now

Praying for Bread and her eternal tummy hort.

>I whiffed. I won't whiff again.

>>66464832
not really, it was more of a joke rp than anything, although she got a really nice gift that made me hornier than usual for her

>>66464916
that sucks. I remember liking HH in 4 a lot

>>66463717
I didn't realize she had so many fans in former Soviet Republics.

Ember struggling in thick gooey mud... completely helpless... wet and sloppy and sticky...

>>66463741
She's very busy making poor financial decisions >>66454716

Certified Ember moment

Y'ello again! The first racing event of the year is about to commence on Friday night, the Indie Lights 2nd series, and Yuuna, Shima, and Nen, and tsunX friends Onolumi, Tsukimi, Peo, and Crystal will be among the 24 members competing this weekend. Winner of this series will graduate to top-division Indie Car racing and compete in next month's series! Waiting room is already up for Friday night's stream, hope to see you then, and good luck to the drivers~ aaaaaaa tfw shima's been away for a while but it's too late to make roster changes as I already locked in the roster days ago aaaaaaa

It has been 0 streams since Ember brought up her smell fetish

>When Wilds comes out you're gonna be like "Ember, when was the last time you showered?" and I'm gonna be like "...Last week."

>>66466591
Good luck with your racing anon, my gut tells me Peo is gonna take the win

>>66466591
Now that's a lot of tsun

>>66465148
she won't do it because her paypigs are happy with just coombaiting

hehe I love embonk

Is bread actually pregnant? throwing up? stomach pains? what's next she tells us she's been feeling nauseous? Which breadcrumb was it?

>>66467821
It was me
Did it telepathically

>>66467821

>>66467821
Tonya wanted Yuuna to be her real mom so she crawled in while Yuuna was sleeping

>>66467821
Probably an ulcer that she's ignored for literal years that finally perforated her stomach wall.

>>66467821
>He didn't stockpile his breadbux on Twitch until he could redeem the Panini Press

[Sad news]
Ember's going to go shower

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EBER

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

It's really unfair how cute and clingy she gets at the end of every stream...

RADIO SHEEPY RETURNS
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

>>66468488
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIkafuji LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsa

Sleepy sheepy morning voice... home...

[Lisa news]
She remembered she has to do the retainer karaoke and she has some regrets

>>66468488
I never noticed how much her squilkers bounce around on her model loops on the radio sheepy page

>>66469220
It's especially noticeable on the 2.0

New sexy racer spidermama

>>66466080
There are some Ami clips subtitled in Russian

[Jelly news]

>>66466462
What do you mean??...???

>>66470577
Someone out there committing crimes (in roblox) and framing Jelly for them

I need more gfe asmr Mio Please forgive me this once I have to cheat I have no options.

>Roblox collab
>No Muyu
Has she been cured?

>>66470577
I wonder who could have done this.

>>66471946
you're going to the list
Mio is in your walls

>>66472070
Never gets old

Sheeple I'm never passing you the aux again

>What the fuck is this? Who queued this shit?

Jelly now has a Roblox account
https://youtu.be/8Xdu6Aletvs

Jerry is live playing pictionary with a bunch of phase girls! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xdu6Aletvs

CONI IS GOING TO BLOW HER BRAINS OUT LETS GOOOOOO

>>66472526
>>66472531
2 seconds? not bad, but you'll have to work harder if you want to catch up to the buckos

I hope Menace is okay...

>>66472624
Anon I think you've got the wrong thread

>>66472703
Yup...my bad

>>66472526
>>66472531
Now kiss!

>>66472675
This ain't /pcgia/, the Starknights of /tsunX/ are NOT gay right?

>"We got the Lisa picks now, so feel free to yoink"
>Song is incomprehensible shouting
>Audio starts glitching out and it becomes ear rape

>>66472526
why is airi's profile picture sausages

>>66473297
I dunno, she's tasty?

I just realized Jelly's fugi is a monkey.

New thread
>>66473730
>>66473730
>>66473730

>>66469564
Very nice

>>66472624

I WANT TO PEE IN ROSEMI-SAMA'S BUTTHOLE