/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i wanna make roca cum

Momo is a good girl.

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

Seth here.

I love Kattarina Qutie.
I love Katta so much.
The most perfect, hard working idol.
I wish to be an inhaler so she would put me in her mouth every day.
I love my cute, sexy, hardworking and seiso wife.
I love my NTR hating girlfriend.
I love my Russian menhera.
I love the wet, sloppy BJ countdown ASMR.
I am working out every day for you.
Please give me all of your attention.
I will wait for you with my American Visa.
Just say Seth one more time.

Please give her a chance and check her out, but remember, we are married.

BONKERS HATE SUCK ON MY SMEGMA

I Love Yuko

>degredation asmr with Juna
UOOOHHHH

>every idol girl I've membered leaves me
Why'd I have to inherent my dads poor taste in women?

I miss Momo

Roca CUTE
Roca LOVE

Bonkers grow ass hair

https://twitter.com/FuyoCloverfield/status/1745228813129191849
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Pochifeet Love!

oh now what if everyone spurging out is right and Yuko doesnt do a haunted house with Coni?

>>66464153
Coni will just do it with Mozu probably

>>66464233
that would be great

I love Momo

>>66464088
>asmr collab
>hentai twitter space
fuyo shining some light into the bleak darkness that is idol corp

>>66464153
honestly I don't think coni really likes yuko anyways

This trepidation.
This flutter in my stomach.
I might like abuse.
Friday night better be uninterrupted kino.

Perfection.

>>66464437
This idiot is 15 and isn’t aware that katta is one of the youngest, lmao

>>66464153
Well she can try necromancy in that haunted house using a loaf of cold bread

>>66464437
Heh.

>>66464437
holy based berti

>>66464437
what the fuck

katta is hilarious in nikki's chat kek

>>66464569
her stream now

>>66464524
Anon...every single woman fiercely desires to be between 14 and 16 again. They know it is when they peaked but don't realize it until they're cakes.

I’m kattas daddy
Bonkers stay mad

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

Does Yuko have a pl discord? if so anyone got link?

>>66464601
she's too based and unhinged

>>66464626
Not her
She never wanted to be cunny really

>>66464493
I agree but now's not the time to get into it

>>66463831
YUKO ASS

>>66464601
she's so based lmao

>>66464601
>tfw 28
I'm in bros.

>>66464807
>tfw 31 ugly and stinky af
anime girls can't resist me

I love my ghost busting wife.

My Roxy
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113285508

I want to sniff Coni's feet

>>66464979
SEX

POKO
https://youtu.be/JJAGvCiuuC0
https://youtu.be/JJAGvCiuuC0
https://youtu.be/JJAGvCiuuC0

>>66464601
Shit, I'm 38
Time to make a move lads.
Quick question, are all marrows public by default unless you get that premium thing?
Can a marrow owner choose to answer privately? Asking for me.
Actually just genuinely curious, nothing sinister, their website is genuine fucking trash holy shit, why are the Japanese like this? Why do they suck at site design so fucking much?

>>66465069
Show the other part bonigger

>>66464601
Idol is making me realize that I'm at the prime age to get a shutin weeb wife. I wonder if I should also let my beard grow out more.

KAI'S BIG FAT ASS

>>66464437
Wait, are all Bonkers young and pretty?

>>66465455
yes, we are all in late 20s and 30s

>>66464601
I've never been happier to be 33. Time to get my passport.

I miss her oh so much

(You no longer need to imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, 143-point autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

This Kai is stream is so fun, she's enjoying herself so much! This is the best karaoke I've seen in a while.

>>66465114
?

>>66465455
guardbro we've come to bargain

>>66465611
The part about the bonkers

Kai just admitted she has a massive dick and no one cares

>>66465302
I volunteer

>>66465829
without clicking I'm going to assume it's that song, isn't it

>>66465829
I do!

>>66464979
Nice

I just want to smoke butthash and watch my retarded ghost wife. Why must I suffer?

>>66465977
The deeper the feeling, the greater the pain

>>66466115
>educational content

where's my girl yuko at

Katta is needy

>>66466115
light poko is pretty hot

>>66465900
I don't know what you're talking about. But she did say it.

>>66466328
The prophecy was right.

>>66466394
ToT

I'm not a schizo, YOU'RE the schizo.

>>66466517
ok Katta

Kai's pissing in the bathtub...

>>66466394

>>66466377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ
it's fuyo's favorite song/coping mechanism

>>66466617
this is pisscorp afterall

Katta has confirmed she has a skirt that covers nothing. At what point is that just a long belt?

>>66466323
I keep sending them and she just keeps asking for more. I can only devote do much brainpower to horny marros.

>>66466115
My heart skipped a beat for a second

Greetings! Enjoy a poem/story book for these awesome times.

https://files.catbox.moe/rcgazf.pdf

For all that love joy, you will enjoy chapter 5 especially, though all are pretty cool, and the message following is not particularly for you, though you may enjoy it:


Bullying kind girls? I spent a few years without social media, changing my life and the world, and return to see a display of such examples of human intelligence and integrity.

Even if any accusations are true -

[God, I've been accused quite a few times of false things. It's not fun. Since no one will tell you, let me: When it happens, you wish to completely give up on helping anyone or caring. People do accuse you, sometimes, for completely false things.]

I've helped folks with little cash that seem to most ten times more wretched than anyone involved in these little New Year's drunken blabberings. By helping them very wisely - and also chaotically and having no idea what I was doing, often! - I helped them, and some even found homes, and faith in something larger.


"I am glad I made you feel anger, but I wonder, did I do anything to harm you?" - A wonderful teacher I admire.

>>66467144
Thanks Coni

>>66467144
Thank you schizobro. Very cool.

>>66467144
now this is schizophrenia

>>66467144
based schizo

>>66466890
shes gone... you have to let go hostage

>>66467144
Beautiful. Truly. From poetry and haikus to schizophrenic allegorical literature written in LaTeX and formatted like a mathematical research paper, is there any general on /vt/ as talented as we are?

>opening a bot pdf

UOOOOHHH CONNIE ToT

>>66467144

Meeta is streaming in 5 minutes if you want to take a break from doomposting.

honk honk

CONI
https://youtu.be/L_dvUvdcy5Y
https://youtu.be/L_dvUvdcy5Y
https://youtu.be/L_dvUvdcy5Y

LMAO

>>66468616
I don't know who that is but since it's not dead hours please kill yourself

why is pogo like this

Castrationbro, this part of Poko's stream might be of your interest.

>>66468645
This stream is going to be... off the hook.

What is the final solution to the discord question? It seems all roads of shitposting lead to there.

>>66468771
Nuke it.
Zoomers can't use IRC so we'll be safe then.

poko showed a penis hooked up to an electrostim machine on stream

>>66468730
Imagine BDSM with Poko's fat little fingers.

poko JOI when

>>66468868
Why are swedes like this?

>>66467737
It's too purposeful to be a bot. This is genuine schizo, or someone who thinks they're very clever.

>I actually have an empty water bottle on my bedside table
WHAT THE FUCK

>>66469131
SHE KNOWS

>poko stream privated
it's over

>marro other girls
>maybe a reply a day later

>marro katta
>replies in five minutes and berates me
Why can't more girls be like Katta?

>>66468868
that was a stretching device.
also i didnt know people stretched their balls, but now the images ive seen on the web of guys with their balls shoved up their ass make a lot more sense

>>66469131
Joke's on her, I just filled mine back up!

later virgins, I've grown beyond discord calls with my oshi

>>66469271
Things like that are why no one will take those types seriously. Not sure why they can't jack off to cartoon little girls like normal people.

Stop making me horny, Katta

https://litter.catbox.moe/8z41yz.png

>>66469483
kek

>>66469483

>watching anime in parts on youtube
the old days...

>>66469483

>>66469483

>>66469483
I thought that it was a fake dick because it's so red. That's not real...right

So what did Coni get, a GoXLR?

>>66469418
Don't worry anon I'm asking her more horny things in marros.

Would Katta's dad kill me if I flip her skirt?

>>66469962
Considering he probably shot kids in Chechnya for fun i don't think he needs an excuse.

>>66469658
I remember going through an old hard drive and finding Haruhi like that.
Split in to 3 parts each episode

>>66469769
I checked, it's not red at all on teh article. That article is the most disgusting thing I've seen in a long time and now I want to rinse my eyes in bleach. The fact that most of the pictures were taken in public fairs in the middle of the street is also disgusting. I can't believe you Americans let that shit fly. I mean, it is California, but still.

>>66470126
I'm going to assume you mean folsom street fair, which is a blight within the blight that is san francisco
if we often make jokes/"jokes" about california being our anus, sanfran is the place californians make those jokes/"jokes" about

Important Katta info.

https://litter.catbox.moe/0p3ksv.ogg

This coni stream hits different...

>>66469658
i remember watching the first like.. 60 or so episodes of fairy tail like that before switching to kissanime

I wish I was Coni's older brother...

>>66470282
nice
https://files.catbox.moe/s3v06t.mp3

>>66470269
Real men don't wear underwear, like God intended. If God wanted you to tuck your balls away he would have given you a pouch like afucking kangaroo.

yuko's maros must look like this right now
https://youtu.be/a3YlL40Lrlo

>>66469962
Kattas dad here
You’re a dead man

Also stop masturbating over everything my daughter does

>>66470357
>>66470282
please put these into suitable soundposts

STOP IT

Wow, katta actually answers in real time.

Coni really is going for the depressed boo bros.

Coni is extremely sex today

>slightly mentally ill woman
>pain and shitposting

>full force mental illness woman
>everything is great
Why is this?

>>66470364
Boo bros are far more insane than this kek

>>66470461
>Also stop masturbating over everything my daughter does
Tell her to stop making me.

>you know when someone says no, its a yes
Coni endorses rape

>>66470675
Yeah, of me.

yeah, me

I love reliving these late 90s~early 00s childhood memories that I never had
I sometimes wonder how old Coni really is though

>>66470759
post the cute anime girl version

>>66470614
>Shondo seems to be always around and doing ok despite everything
Guess it checks out.

>katta learned what gooning means
we're cooked

>>66470772
all of this is compatible with being born in 1998 and having unrestricted access to technology
i dont care how much it might sound like cope but coni is 25

>>66470614
Wawa supremacy

Where would the lost three be now if they were still with us? Imagine all the porn missed out on.

>>66470928
wow she's slow

>>66470881
I've thought about that a lot, she's a lot more stable on the outside despite literally having schizophrenia among other things compared to other vtubers with basically no mental illnesses

>>66470964
She’s not a TikTok zoomer, please understand.

>>66470952
nice sample retard

>>66470928
Why do people keep teaching the woman words?

>>66470952
Dead, killed by katta.
Traitors

>>66470972
I think the difference is that the past couple years are by far the highest point of her entire life. Always nice to see that she's doing well, despite never watching her myself.

>>66470990
are quties not gooners?

>>66471063
>the past couple years
Really only the last two. Also I'm still waiting for Yuko and Fuyo to do that podcast with her, I've been waiting god knows how long.

>>66471033
the seths aren't the ones teaching her

>>66471109
Same. Those 3 together would be guaranteed comedy.

>>66471109
I'm shocked Yuko and Fuyo aren't doing more Bratcasts.

>>66471103
A true seth is working to spiritually connect to katta in order to only cum when she does.

>>66471195
how long before she manages to combine gooning and smegma into a single tweet?

>>66471103
No, we coom into her Wawa.

>>66471248
soon

>>66471248
A day at most.

>>66471248
within the hour

>>66471248
12 minutes

>>66471248
If she's here, 5 minutes

>>66471350
>>66471323
>>66471315
https://twitter.com/kattarina_qutie/status/1745260881133305921?s=20

>>66471248

>>66471396
GODDAMNIT

>>66470930
25 is the absolute minimum, I'd say it's more likely she's around 28. I need occasional sex friend but never gf christmas cake Coni RIGHT NOW

fat coni...

skinny coni...

kinda chunky coni...

>I'm a little chunky right now
You can never escape the architects, Coni

coni in a pencil skirt and pantyhose...

>>66471388
Seems she's here. Katta I know you can read this, post more ass on Twitter.

>>66471556
too bad for you archikeks, she has actual body dysmorphia and is actually underweight

that movie she's talking about btw

Katta please slap the stupid juice out of Yuko, thanks.

somebody take twitter away from katta!

>>66471662
The sad truth, her thighs don't even look that big...

>>66471556
at least shes being honest about it for once

>>66471193
bratcast is long dead

>>66471401
>>66471396
>less than 3minutes

>>66471684
Yeah that movie is bonkers.

>>66471885
That's a shame. It was a good concept. I used to look forward to the episode with Panko.

>will never get to see coni's squishable belly
god fuck

New yuko member post

>>66472220
fuck you

Man I really love this girl...

>>66472010
I used to love Cronenberg movies when I was younger. They had their special feeling. Crash wasn't my favorite though. I liked titles like Videodrome or Naked Lunch more.

hazard...

Yuko.......

Need a Carnie edit of this

Donothons were a mistake

>>66471743
Why? She's the best tweeter I've ever seen.

UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M FINALLY WINNING

HONK PLAP HONK PLAP HONK PLAP HONK PLAP HONK PLAP HONK PLAP

I jacked off to a clown porn audio the other night and I never felt so shameful about something so satisfying

>>66470952
Gaza

>>66472375
Videodrome is neat.

YES I DO CONI

AAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH CLOWN FUCK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

If coni whispered into my ear like this I would let her cut my dick
Not even the castration carnie

Coni can't take the asshole tasing thing out of her mind, good job Mozzu

>>66472975
there's nothing to be ashamed of, brother
also link

>>66473445
the best influence

>>66473481
God that's hot

>>66471556
>Coni is back to being architect friendly now
Soon she will be talking about going to the gym again just to piss me off

>>66473672
Good, slim girls are hotter

Sorry Coni, I don't like horse pussy gimme the slime

Do u think that Coni gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of Mozzu??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha.

>>66473672
Coni was never serious about that shit
She is the standard woman and she is going to go on "diets" and "go to the gym" and nothing will change
She is going to be slightly overweight for years and cycle through the "im actually skinny -> im normal weight -> im a little chubby -> back to start" forever despite not changing a single pound (150lbs at 5 foot)

mfw when Papi was the best girl but you're a footfag and talons don't do it for you

>>66473864
you can just call her a white woman

Coni eggs confirmed not dried up.

>>66473540
imagine an actual prerecorded clown asmr
imagine it
IMAGINE
PLEASE CONI I'VE BEEN GOOD I DON'T EVEN CLUSSYPOST THAT MUCH

Is momo okay?

>>66473996
I love Coni but I just hate when she talks about this shit, I hate when all women talk about this garbage
They will tell me one day they are approaching underweight when they are visibly overweight, then the next day cry to me about being fat
I wish women would just get real

>>66474106
>talking to women at all
Ok, normalfag, I don't even know what women look like

What if Yuko is just scared of her groomers? Don't they literally know where her and her parents live?

>>66474106
sounds like women just aren't your thing have you tried being gay?

>>66474273
I love women despite their infinite flaws

>>66473481
>>66474095
I used to be scared to death of clowns, now I want to dick them down...

>>66474245
6/10 cope

>>66473983
She was best girl and her anime came out before a certain vampire completely rewired my brain into loving feet.

>>66474395
society is healing

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>this stream

>>66474721

>>66474825
Travis is pretty much /jidf/ at least when it comes to hygeine

Puffy loli mounds

>>66474245
she should let me know
i know where they live

>>66474887
Good post

she makes me feel things

https://files.catbox.moe/xcun4k.jpg

It's amazing she's doing this on a public stream

she is doing it for (almost) free

I don't even seethe at cheap ass ARS conversion rates anymore. I just genuinely feel bad for those guys stuck in that joke of an economy.

>>66475294
>angry_argentinian_lunaito.jpg

At least they have a crazy ass president now

>>66475347
This is now the second time I've seen that guy mentioned today, hope he's escaped that place

>>66475156
This looks unfinished, I need a finished one.

Also Coni is so good at monetizing streams

>>66475503
I just went looking and apparently there are other versions but it's on his discord (which seems to not exist anymore) and I'm too lazy to just contact the artist

>>66469121
I scanned through all 45 pages and did not see Yuko's name once. I really have no idea what this document is about and I'm too tired to read it right now. The mystery shall continue.

Ow my ears

I came

what the fuck it's like she maxxed my volume before doing that

This clown is a treasure. A deranged, stupid, wonderful treasure.

that was kino

>>66475718
Same, i don't know if it's because i became deaf of because of the kiss though

>>66467737
What was it anyway?

Does Katta always get this excited when she learns a new word?

I love this clown

I hope she doesn't graduate, but I also do want what's best for that silly green clown.

Coni's genuine, hearty laugh makes me feel fulfilled

>>66475817
It is literally an epic poem that is very disconnected in a schizophrenic way. It seems safe. Apparently it's about Yuko.

>>66475822
She's just really horny

I have come to this shithole of a schizo board, to this specific thread, just to let you all know that I love this absolute treasure of a clown like you have goddamn idea.

>>66475862
I'll follow her everywhere but she's so perfect for this character, she was born to be Coni

>>66475922
I love you too coni

>>66475817
45 pages of schizo allegories about the current yab.

Well now what

>Pogo doing night ASMR to not bother her faggy neighbors
Im okay with that but it needs to be more sexo ASMR

i'm no longer racist against clowns

>>66475986
What about Koreans?

Coni was born to be a clown.
Now all we need is her to cosplay Coni ToT

>>66476126
But she's already Coni

>>66476044
i only like juna and momo

>>66476143
she-she... you got me there

that was a kino stream

I'm getting fit for my oshi

I'm getting fat for my oshi

I'm getting fit for myself but i love my oshi

I'm getting fit for me, using the goal of making my oshi horny to motivate me.

Im getting fit in order to rape my oshi

I'm fitting myself in my oshi

I'm getting my penis enlarged for my oshi

I'm fitness dick in my oshi's mouth

i'm getting my oshi

>>66475922
Okay Coni

>>66477091
Do penis enlargements work? like how the fuck if your dick has dynamic size

>>66477294
there's a thing where they cut some tendons and pull some extra dick out of your body and then you can't really get hard ever again

>>66477411
wtf, what if you are a grower

>>66475933
>she was born to be Coni
More like Coni was born from the ashes of HER, iykwim

>>66477463
true, true

>>66476044
I trust Momo

This girl makes me so damn happy, every stream has me smiling from ear to ear

>>66477629
Her 2024 so far has been fucking excellent, last week was insane

>>66477629
her streams are fun

>>66477463
PL reference? Is that a reference to her PL? Her Past Life (PL)? The thing she was before who she is now? In the Past? The thing that isn't her Current Being? That which is lost to the sands of time and entropy? Her Past Life?

>>66477922
Maybe

>>66477629
her constant output and honest reactions are keeping me sane in these horrible times

More lewd poko asmr when?

>>66478066
Ganbatte bro

>>66478085
Didn't she read about cock and ball torture just a few hours ago?

cat its time to come home, we miss you :)

Another day ends, but my faith will always remain.

>>66478317
>uuuuueeeeeeeeee
i'm getting ptsd

>>66478085
Hopefully fucking soon. I have been saving up.

>>66478122
thanks

>>66477922
Careful buddy, you might get permabanned if you utter that forbidden word that much in a single post.

>>66478317
Remember when Yuko missed us? Or at least pretended to?
Good times....

>>66478317
I don't trust these bitches no more. Is uuueee a skank mating call or some shit? The Trumpeting of The Whores.

remember Momo?

Has enough time passed for Yuko to come back and pretend nothing happened yet?

>>66478964
who?

>>66479011
yes please

When Yuko comes back

>>66479011
There will never be enough time for that
lets be honest, she poked an autism hornets nest more powerful than any vtuber community has ever seen by making them fall in love with her as a person to an insane degree and suddenly with zero reasoning crushing their hearts.
She either apologizes or her career is dead.

Fresh bun
>>66479554
>>66479554
>>66479554

>>66479495
She won't apologize, at least not directly. And her career isn't dead either. But it will never recover from this.
Most will stay, some will leave, and the stain will stay on her record forever.

>>66479011
i think that the ghosting is hurting the boobros much more right now

>>66479665
of course not "directly" but maybe in a way that her actual fans will understand.
But no, most will not stay if she doesnt say something, that is pretty fucking clear right now.