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>> No.66455626
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Rissa butt

>> No.66455648

You should’ve baked sooner, I had to deal with the horrors of the catalog for a few seconds.

>> No.66455653
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wawa butt

>> No.66455682
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>>66455648
gomen

>> No.66455770

>Global and KiaRissa archiving at the same time
WE ARE

>> No.66455803

I love these two cuties

>> No.66455846
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66455846

Wawa butt
Rissa thigh

>> No.66455850

I love my wife Rissa!!

>> No.66455919

>>66455770
oh, fuck global

>> No.66455958

>>66455919
I can't believe you want to fuck global instead of Kiwawa or Rissa.

>> No.66456105

>>66455846
nice

>> No.66456141
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66456141

What was Kiara implying here?

>> No.66456207

>>66455850
I don’t remember writing this

>> No.66456214

>>66456141
hot

>> No.66456327

Sex with a femKFP

>> No.66456339
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66456339

>>66455605

>> No.66456470
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>> No.66456684

>>66456470
I love how Kiara just went "oh ok"

>> No.66456703

>>66456327
yeah yeah keep rubbing it in, kiara...

>> No.66456860

>>66456684
This was the most submissive reaction I've seen Kiara give Nerissa and it was hot. Kiara will soon have the dommy mommy she wants

>> No.66456913
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>> No.66457192

>>66456860
reverse correction...

>> No.66457204

>>66456703
And don't forget to stream it

>> No.66457753
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66457753

I ant to hug Wawa
https://files.catbox.moe/l6lzc6.mp4

>> No.66457841

>>66457753
>Rissa's POV tonight

>> No.66457934

>>66456470
No! I will also have my KiaraxMococo god damn it.....

>> No.66458143

>>66457934
>Nerissa and Fuwawa get to fuck each other's brains out
>Kiara and Mococo in the meanwhile do cute kissy gay sex with lots of giggling and cuddling
Nerissa, you only win if you let Kiara love the rest of Advent as well. Consider it.

>> No.66458589

>>66457934
It is cute how attached Kiara is to Mococo, must be something special there

>> No.66459276

>>66458589
>Per Kiara's own words, the one that responds the most to her messages.
>Deeper voice.
>The psychical attributes Kiara likes the most in girls that are shorter then herself.
>The litter sister=How she already views Gura.
Its simple really.

>> No.66459750

Missing the Risser

>> No.66460294

missing the wawa

>> No.66460452
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https://twitter.com/rasec_asdjh/status/1745213258519200195

>> No.66460482

>>66460452
Hot but does this person have yuri of just them?

>> No.66460493

https://twitter.com/rasec_asdjh/status/1745213258519200195

>> No.66460529

>>66460482
This person does not do yuri

>> No.66460588

>>66460482
He's a firm hetero kinda guy

>> No.66461019

On the topic of yuri, this guy could probably do a good kiarissa oily massage
https://skeb.jp/@monobe_yuri

>> No.66461274
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>>66455605
Using Wawa's feet after sex with Nerissa Ravencroft

>> No.66461332

>>66458143
She is just doubling down and getting hungry and greedy. The translation is she wants all of Advent and Kiara too.

Also, psychoanalysis anon here, but what the fuck, did I somehow convince people I was a woman(I'd kek if the yuri fembirds did)? I'm the one that has been hopelessly in love with Rissa, but I'm a guy. If she happens to love women I ain't schizoid about it and am happy for her, even if that wouldn't really stop me from loving her. I was the one who was telling people you can't be afraid of love hurting and got a tad preachy.

And yes, Fuwawa and Nerissa just gel together, she wants Fuwawa as her doting big sister, ain't no way she pins her genmate against the wall on instinct for nothing. That breathy puppy girl sets Rissa's loins aflame for a reason. You can just see it, she likes both the dogs, and off camera they do idol gacha as was mentioned before, but there has been subtle Fuwawa shipping since the start. Too many examples, no delulu here.

>> No.66461605

Net rissa is listening to this on repeat: https://youtu.be/mcbm9akAVgU?si=19n312V7KiK7-C87

>> No.66461642

Psychoanalysis anon isn’t a woman then I knew it fuck whenever tried to gaslight me into believing that

>> No.66461703
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>>66460452

>> No.66461720

>>66461332
>against the wall on instinct
How about as a joke

>> No.66461919

>>66460452
>>66460493
SEXOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.66461979

>>66461332
>She is just doubling down and getting hungry and greedy. The translation is she wants all of Advent and Kiara too.
I guess when you have the non stop attention of your kami-oshi would make you want more and more... Now let's just hope things don't turn ugly in the hypothetical case another KFP waitress makes it to Holo

>> No.66462356

I want non stop attention from Nerissa.

>> No.66462458

>>66462356
Let her sleep Kiara

>> No.66462632

>>66458143
Kiara loves brats, no wonder she prefers Mococo

>> No.66462802

I haven't watched the collab VOD from today. Is the switch they brought pregnant from all the bird smashing yet?

>> No.66462939

>>66461332
>did I somehow convince people I was a woman
You type like a female /u/schizo

>> No.66463016

>>66461979
>Now let's just hope things don't turn ugly in the hypothetical case another KFP waitress makes it to Holo
Pomu

>> No.66463240

fembird and kfp waitress in EN4

>> No.66463276

>>66463016
More likely it'll be VShojo because of all the friends she has there, but she'd be great in blue dorito corp.

>> No.66463520

>>66461720
A half joke maybe, which would then be half serious! She said she thought they would hate her about it and about thinking about groping their boobs, she gets like that when its something keyed to her desires, and she desires some of that fluffy booty. Remember how she unprompted was asking about Fuwawa's boobs during the end of the year wrap up.

https://youtu.be/p0PZiQa_NFc?si=lnKsdNVak5xZ9wUc

Plus, Nerissa activates Fuwawa's leg and thigh fetish. Put some fishnets on(which Nerissa too also loves) and its on.

People just forget all this seething restrained horny that has collected for months, nay even years in Nerissa's body for cute idol girls. Kiara may have her attention now but you saw how she jumped like starving dog at Shiori. If there is anyone that activates her neurons about as fast as Kiara, its Shiori. But I wonder what gal pal trip they could take together?

>> No.66464100

>>66463520
Now I remember when Kiara was talking about wanting a kouhai that loved her, someone mentioned Ollie and she went "she does it for everyone" and it makes me think, maybe the reason Kiara seems dismissive of Nerissa at times is the fact that she sees her on twitter and discord flirting with other members and when she does that to her, Kiara goes "Oh, so she acts like that with everyone" and doesn't pick up on Nerissa's more emotional affection.

>> No.66464379

>>66464100
She's got crippling insecurities, rooted from her past years before Holo. It's a bit better nowadays but its till embeded within her.

>> No.66464401

>>66464100
So from Kiara's pov Nerissa is a whore, now that explains all the stonewalling. The asskissing doesn't feel genuine to her

>> No.66464470

>>66464401
it's not that it doesn't feel genuine, but that the more flirtacious advances are just "Nerissa doing her horny thing" and dismisses them

>> No.66464552

>>66464470
Are you doomposter analysts like this in real life too or what?

>> No.66464966

>>66463520
hot

>> No.66465191

Kiara and Rissa need a strong macho latino like me
yo podría cuidarlas y ser parte indispensable del fmf

>> No.66465397

>>66465191
No eres necesario anon, para eso me tienen a mi y mis 17 cm de pene

>> No.66465414

>>66464379
This
I will peck those brainworms someday

>> No.66465737

>>66465191
hermano.....

>> No.66466739
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>> No.66467197

>>66463520
>She said she thought they would hate her about it and about thinking about groping their boobs
Just like in my yuri anime where straight girls are disgusted by lesbians looking at them in changing rooms

>> No.66467221

>>66465191
Nerissa needs a Latina like me fuck off hermano

>> No.66467430

>>66467221
Ame....

>> No.66467515

>>66467221
Reimu...

>> No.66467838

Kiara, Nerissa, Ame, Reimu collab ayo

>> No.66467951

https://files.catbox.moe/cc3u88.jpg
Cute

>> No.66468021

>>66463016
Please god please come to Hololive Pomeo

>> No.66468129

>>66467838
I want Kiara, Reine Rissa
Also Rissa has woken up

>> No.66468365

>>66468129
I wonder how does it feel for Rissa to wake up and see her oshi sleeping peacefully...

>> No.66468492

>>66468365
You know she's snapped some pics secretly.

>> No.66468494

>>66468365
She gets horny and begins to finger the chicken.

>> No.66468610

>>66468494
but that's rape...

>> No.66468892

>>66468610
Kiara owns Nerissa sex

>> No.66468911

>>66468610
It's somno play, Kiwawa already approved.

>> No.66468948
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>> No.66469825

Karaoke's tomorrow right?
Give some song predictions on what they might sing

>> No.66469975

>>66469825
I'm not getting my hopes up for anything because of the storms...

>> No.66470098

>>66469825
Not The Smiths, I can tell you that. Some Sound of Music and 2000s pop/rock

>> No.66470182

>>66469825
Pineapple.

>> No.66470218

>>66469975
Stop being a downer and just throw some predictions

>> No.66470342

why vod short

>> No.66470365

>>66470342
Internet problems.

>> No.66470388
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>>66470342
internet died from the storms

>> No.66470408

>>66469825
Ariana grande

>> No.66470521

/u/schizo here, did they fuck yet?

>> No.66470610

>>66470521
The answer is always maybe

>> No.66470664

>>66470521
Nope, kiara doesn’t want to

>> No.66470679

>>66470521
Yes

>> No.66470706

>>66470664
There's still time Nerissa

>> No.66471041

>>66470521
They won't. Nerissa is too gay even for Kiara

>> No.66471101
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https://twitter.com/nasterro_/status/1745229811771986430?t=9Aox5Z_djco49od65Motlw&s=19

>> No.66471496

>>66471101
My wife is so pretty... And I guess yours too, KFP.

>> No.66471660

>>66470706
;-;

>> No.66472243
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Pako my man, please do another cute KiaRissa art...

>> No.66472258

>>66469825
Toxic

>> No.66472583
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66472583

Why cant you guys just be normal? When I read through the thread I get nausea at the rancid comments you guys leave, and theyre not even directed at me. I cant imagine how Nerissa and Kiara feel. Stop typing with your dicks in your hands and get some help

>> No.66472610

>>66472583
they WILL be my wives

>> No.66472669

good suggestion
zwesrf6c ghnjtaw3e4s5f7yroi
i just typed that with my dick right now

>> No.66472809
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>Why cant you guys just be normal?
Sir, this is 4chan

>> No.66473449

who awakened my wawa at 6 am?

>> No.66473523

>>66473449
Nerissa farted

>> No.66473640

>>66472809
its 2023+1 this place is go to site for normalfags. /vt/ just happens to collect the most severely mentally ill people on the planet (the chinese and weebs). You degenerates have been talking non stop about lesbian sex when neither of them are lesbos.

>> No.66473701

>>66473449
A certain raven’s masturbating

>> No.66473783

>>66473640
>neither of them are lesbos
Counterpoint: kiara picked Edelgard in fire emblem 3 houses

>> No.66473805

>>66473640
Go to discord if you feel so uncomfortable /here/.

>> No.66473925

Christfag idk how to tell you this but Nerissa and Kiara have already had sex. Shocking, I know, but it happened already. The moment they were able to get away in a room by themselves, it happened. There’s been build up since Nerissa got to Austria. Lots of teasing, flirting. Knowing Nerissa, I’m sure she was very lurid with her teasing, detailing every last way she wanted to take Kiara right there and then, but they had to wait. Just until they got to the Maldives, or else they would’ve never made their flight.

>> No.66473934

>>66472583
I don't want to

>> No.66473945

>>66473783
I would like to add she wanted to marry Sothis (green loli)

>> No.66473979

>>66473449
me

>> No.66474054

>>66473523
I want to huff her farts too...

>> No.66474098

>>66473701
Honestly...I would bet money that she has schlicked to Kiara in close proximity of her somehow

>> No.66474132

>>66474054
Trust me, this is one of this fetishes best left to imagination

>> No.66474152

Unpopular opinion but I don't like Nerissa's voice too much on her shorts/voice packs. I know she wants to sound clear and all, but it feels too impersonal.

>> No.66474278

>>66474098
Not ready that weird, I also secretly fap when sleeping in the same room as friends

>> No.66474340

>>66474152
I can't comment on the voice packs cuz I haven't heard those, but I agree on the shorts. She goes a bit too deep into public speaking mode? Voice acting mode? I dunno.

>> No.66474440

>>66472583
I don't think with my dick, I think with my heart.
And my heart wants bird girl sexy fun times.

>> No.66474564

>>66474340
Voice packs are similar to shorts. Tay also have some flirty moments, but imo her flirty voice on streams is better. Her VA mode is good, she was the best by a far margin in the voice drama.

>> No.66474632

>>66474564 (me)
They*. I'm not sure what I was thinking that I wrote Tay.

>> No.66474635
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https://twitter.com/TheHiddenEvil2/status/1745263803367915981?t=ElgtX0f7ndOznWITZfPOlg&s=19
https://litter.catbox.moe/1zevw7.mp4

>> No.66474873

>>66474635
There's something uncanny about those necks that doesn't let me fully enjoy this.

>> No.66474933

>>66474873
I'll tell you this is modded skyrim

>> No.66474961

>>66474873
curse you now I can't stop laughing

>> No.66475027

>>66474635
The Nerissa looks kinda stiff but hot

>> No.66475582

>>66474933
good for modded skyrim desu

>> No.66476398
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https://twitter.com/angelchama333/status/1745277271970037839?t=5g7-sxET9ifxrnn5lr7Fvg&s=19

>> No.66476405

>>66464379
Nerissa has similiar kinds of stuff, seems to be same for Astarion stans, they like he seems specially attached to them at times. But if you've felt hurt by "people" even legions of fans don't "feel" like enough, you need that one person who seems catered toward you. It sounds silly when someone tries to say it out loud to themselves, but they can't wanting to be "that number one" for someone.


>>66464401
Nerissa's love was special from the start, Kiara being an idol stan herself, she should get her own kind but mental blocks are hard to get rid of. Sure, she loves all idols, but its for that underdog rags to riches, special ambition burning through their hearts way. Sure, you want a person all for you because you see how some colleagues have that, but there are plenty that don't and they keep it moving. Plenty of people know they can't be that Gura or that Marine. And Marine is special to Nerissa apart from you, will she let their friendship stay the same should Nerissa show her genuine love for Marine too, or grow from that slight envy and move forward? Honestly feels like she really needs to clear her head of the idol scene and realize that the love she has gotten and the love around her is enough. Main character syndrome is only poisonous to your relationships in the end.

>> No.66476654

Do kfp also have a femanon that wants to join hololive

>> No.66476896

>>66476654
I hope not

>> No.66477157

>>66474152
that's the gringo voice acting for you, that's why I only watch subbed anime

>> No.66477222

>>66476654
you mean besides Nerissa?

>> No.66477459

>>66476405
Kiara just wanted a person that she could talk to without her brainworms telling her "what if she secretly hates you tho?"

>> No.66477847

>>66467221
Let's all be honest, at the end of the day, she is a Marine stan for a reason, there is a place for the you both male and female hot Latin lovers for Nerissa! The perfect merge of a "fan meetup", you know one of these ladies has had the fantasies when they see the hot prospects amongst their fans. We're all human, can't have all that worship not entice you a bit.

>>66463240
Well we've gotten fans in for years now. At least three Ichimi in JP and EN combined, which includes Nerissa.
But to press on another point I made, lemme gauge the room, I have to wonder and give it to me straight idol fan ladies out there, would you feel comfortable with your own kind gushing on you the same way you gush at your oshi? To have legions wanting in your assorted panty drawers, to salivate at the chance to just have lunch with you, to pretty much worship you, or would you feel grossed out?

>> No.66478575
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>> No.66478600

>>66477459
That's just it. This isn't doomposting, its the truth, if you keep those insecurities, they always come back to ruin the good things in your life, even if you had a great thing going. We're never perfect and we'll keep some level of rot in our hearts, but we should never get comfortable with that rot, when we can, we should cut it out, stamp out the brainworms, not to get something that acts as a band aid to them.

>> No.66478722

>>66477847
The perfect measure of whether you have it in you to become an idol is perfect blue. If you watch that and feel disgust towards the stalker, you don’t have it in you.

>> No.66478756

>>66477847
>Both male and female Latin lovers.
No, there can be only one. I’d win.

>> No.66478819

>>66476654
Yes, how is that even a question

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>> No.66478986
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>>66478933

>> No.66479089

>>66478819
I don’t visit /wawa/ I have no clue what you kfp discuss

>> No.66479102

>>66478819
I’m a guy and I don’t want to join homostars

>> No.66479128

>>66478600
It's easier to say all of that when you haven't been harassed and stalked by japanese internet crazies for years and having all your dreams crushed while being ridiculed for even chasing them in the first place.

>> No.66479657

>>66478575
cute

>> No.66479880

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1745291491675914610?t=4QgotCEzDm1stKIFIri7MQ&s=19

>> No.66479977

>>66474152
I dislike it a lot too.

>> No.66480073

>>66479880
Kiara is birding watching and Nerissa is...on her Astarion fan account.

>> No.66480085

>>66479128
Its not about an easier or harder thing. I've been stalked and harassed by people online just for being a lowly admin of a fansite. I deal with the fact that when trying to accomplish my dreams people used me and my colleagues for clout and then threw us away afterwards. Many stories of disappointment and betrayal in love, work, and such. It sucks but definitely you have to move forward. And its bad to tell someone who is suffering through that to just accept those brainstorms. Its bad for them and its bad for the person to become a sycophant. Grow better together.

Needless to say, you never know what someone is going through, and that wasn't me telling her, "tough, get over it" because thats cruel and heartless, its, "put yourself on the path that you don't need to appease the brainworms for your own sake, because they'll steal the joy of your blessings from you".

>> No.66480169

>>66480073
Is this what the refractory period is like for girls

>> No.66480238

>>66480073
My god imagine being in an island paradise and wasting your day scrolling trough Twitter about a fictional vampire

>> No.66480420

>>66480169
Kiara needs to bite and berate her during their next session.

>> No.66480555

>>66480073
Let my wife be a girlfailure on main

>> No.66480573

>>66480420
too bad that Kiara wants to be rape corrected instead, neither can give the other what they want because they're so painfully bottoms. It's a tragicomedy.

>> No.66480733

>>66475582
>2011+13
>coomers are still modding Skyrim for fap material.
This is Todd's true legacy.

>> No.66480744

>>66480573
Given that what nerissa wants is an edgy obsessive man no kiara can’t give her what she wants

>> No.66480848

>>66480744
it's sad to see that Kiara got baited by a "bisexual" woman

>> No.66480874

>>66480733
It’s the only reason to revisit Skyrim at this point.

>> No.66480923

>>66480238
To be fair, the weather probably isn't great right now.

>> No.66481034

>>66480923
well shit, thunderstorms and fast winds today

>> No.66481046

>>66480848
Yup, she thought like reine nerissa wanted a lesbian tropical getaway but turns out she’s one of those bi girls who talk the talk but don’t walk the walk. No wonder kiara doesn’t flirt along on stream she’s probably thinking “oh in private you’re super straight but the moment the camera is on you get super gay, I see how it is”

>> No.66481054

>>66480169
Its not a big deal. Say they are having ass slamming sex, taking a break to browse your favorite tags, listen to a good song, or read something you like seems pretty normal to me. Would be pretty baller to bang my oshi, then celebrate with some good ole manga chapter updates as she has her afterglow while I have "I Just Had Sex" playing in the background. I would unironically do that.

Besides, let's say you do get an SO, plenty of people have them and still have their waifus and husbandos. You don't stop being a geek just because you have sex.

>> No.66481111

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1745297319371932013
anyway, this is peak ESL

>> No.66481125

>>66480923
Swimming in the rain is actually pretty fun

>> No.66481210

>>66481111
Whatever it is it sounds fun

>> No.66481244

>>66480238
This is unironically what's wrong with society I'm starting to think china was right for banning this shit

>> No.66481340

>>66481125
Easy way to catch a cold

>> No.66481415

>>66480848
i warned her and they called me a concernfagging /u/schizo... poor kiara we've all made the mistake of trusting bisluts...

>> No.66481516

>>66481244
China was right in forcing everyone to have their accounts id linked and blocking them out if they spend too much time online

>> No.66481533

>>66481046
Without getting into rule breaking stuff, its safe to tell you she is pretty gay off camera too. She said herself, her Idolmaster kamioshi, Shiki Ichinose, she nearly bankrupted herself to get her, when she was telling Kiara that she wasn't getting a Netflix sub because she didn't have any money. Nobody is gonna spend hundreds of dollars on the chance to spin a png unless you're a real one. That is a made in the shade lover of the poon even if she might also like some sausage.

>> No.66481583

>>66481111
wtf is a baddlecourt

>> No.66481589

>>66481415
Honestly this is why you should take bg3 as a litmus test for possible matches.

>> No.66481618

Jailbirds how would you describe Nerissa's usual level of excercise? Kiara is sedentary but did weekly swimming a while ago. I want to imagine how they're faring doing all this physical activity.

>> No.66481656

can we please not start an actual war over who is the straight one or who blue balled who

>> No.66481670

>>66481583
Battle court, like in schonen tournament arcs

>> No.66481747

>>66481533
>Nobody is gonna spend hundreds of dollars on the chance to spin a png unless you're a real one.
I did that for a dude and I'm straight.

>> No.66481777

>>66481656
ANON'S BLUEBALLING ME FROM THINKING ABOUT THE KIARISSA SEX, ANON HATE

>> No.66481789

>>66481533
Endless straight women are into idolmaster and addicted to gacha, says literally nothing. I even know one myself. This goes under platonic love for anime girls.

>> No.66481819

>>66481618
Nearly non-existent. She was "getting her steps in" daily for a while but kinda fell off that in December.
She does want to get into tennis which is cool.

>> No.66481872

>>66481656
No war necessary, it’s really obvious kiara is the one bi leaning female and nerissa is bi leaning male.

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>> No.66481974

>>66481618
She literally cannot hold the leash for her dog to keep up with her for a short jog and needs her brother to handle the dog.
Look at the RingFit stream. She was literally dying. She is trying to get better and didn't she say on stream she is trying tennis?

>> No.66482141

>>66480744
Source?

>> No.66482245

>>66481819
>>66481974
in which case good luck Nerissa...you're probably already aching before the paddleboating but the exercise is good

>> No.66482277

They are both normal and not lesbians. So I publically declare, so it is true. Let them enjoy their vacation, theyre probably disgusted reading this thread right now.

>> No.66482295
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Does someone have the whole VOD from earlier? Did it get catboxed?
Neal says there was 70 minutes before internet hort, but the actual video is only 16 minutes.
Is 16 minutes the whole thing, and youtube is just fucking dumb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlUkgIPH6Ok

>> No.66482320

>>66482141
https://www.youtube.com/live/hOX5wf06LN4?si=je3M2BAM9TNk9hw8

>> No.66482340

>>66482295
yt is pon, the rest is just the stream crashing.

>> No.66482350

>Christfag thinks Nerissa straight
>/u/schizos thinks Nerissa is straight
THEY ARE

>> No.66482356

>>66482295
Its just 15-20 mins long, the 70 min total is when it was offline due to no internet

>> No.66482403

>>66482277
Don’t talk about others oshi, jailbird

>> No.66482460

>>66482350
Horseshoe theory never disappoints

>> No.66482806

Ok but which one of them would get hit by post nut clarity the hardest?

>> No.66482819
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66482819

>yumejoshi for Asterion
>Sephiroth main in Smash
I'm no detective, but I think your soup demon has a type jailbirds.

>> No.66482923

>>66482819
So what is Kiara’s type?

>> No.66483027

>>66482923
If BG3 is any indicator, think women like Karlach

>> No.66483032

>>66482923
Fire/Fighting

>> No.66483118

>>66467951
>pov: you are about to throw hands with naked Nerissa
srsly what's with the fists?

>> No.66483243
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>>66482923
Pretty girls with ticc ties.

>> No.66483268
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>>66482923
A small sampler
Add Cid FFXVI to this

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>>66483268
I'm literally all of these people at the same time.

>> No.66483388

>>66467951
titty

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>>66483032
Oh?

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>> No.66483530

>>66482923
I haven't seen Kiara be picky beyond "be a cute girl"
She does have a max thirst preference though

>> No.66483637

>>66476398
nice

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>>66482350
>thinks
Im Catholic shes Catholic and Nerissa and I operate on the same wavelength. I know what shes thinking and I know what shes feeling because we're thinking and feeling the same thing. She's straight as can be, she just wants a good man to marry her and princess carry her through the threshold of their home and render to her the duties of a husband unto his wife. Pic related. The only problem is that she hasnt found him irl.

>> No.66483818

I didn't think it was possible for someone to curse more than Kiara

>> No.66483909

>>66483818
you're also watching Shiori I take it

>> No.66484018

>>66483530
That’s a bad sign, often when bisexuals are like
My type for women: ALL WOMEN I LOVE GIRLS
My type for men: actual specific type
They’re straight as fuck and will not dare any women

>> No.66484164

>>66481125
I would normally agree, not with ongoing thunderstorms though.

>>66482819
I mean, she also loves being called a "good girl" I certainly hope no Jailbirds thought that was a joke. Liking antiheros is about as common for women as femme fatales for men. You would not believe the adult Accelerator (Index) stans amongst females. Boyfailure love most certainly is a thing. But equally what one likes for a husbando or waifu may not also be type for romantic partner, or maybe it is. Depends.

So....we're all fucking geeks man, our oshis are fucking cute ascended geeks, but still geeks. And I love them for that. Everytime I acknowledge it, it makes me sad that dorky girls are such rare spawns. Did you see where someone asked Shiori where to find girls like her and she said FF14 or online because they don't leave their rooms? Thats a mood.

>> No.66484197

>>66483909
yep, every other sentence

>> No.66484237

>>66481111
why did staff-chan think Kiara and Nerissa want to book the battle court?

>> No.66484286

>>66483755
A futa could do this

>> No.66484315
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66484315

>>66483755
I found a more apt image to describe what nerissa is feeling. Welcome to Catholicism.

>> No.66484362

>>66484018
She also kinda has a type for women (karlach, kisara)

>> No.66484413

>>66484315
Freud’s maddona whore theory continues to be alive and well

>> No.66484448

>>66484018
Keep coping, they won't get with you dude

>> No.66484468

>>66481656
most of us are straight (except waitresses and jailfems) and Kiarissa are blueballing us by talking about their oily asses and smashing

>> No.66484496

>>66484362
Petra

>> No.66484580

>>66484237
>”oh it’s that lesbian couple from house 6, I read about their DV stats, they’ll probably want to book the battle court”

>> No.66484730

>>66484580
>they’ll probably want to book the battle court”
Battle Court turns out to be some weird version of American Ninja warrior where the one That rips of off the clothing of the other one first in front of the judges wins

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66484742

https://streamable.com/4de8at?src=player-page-share

>> No.66484754

>>66482350
possibly the same person
many of these posts read like someone desperate to ruin other's fun by trying out many angles and seeing what sticks
yet we are still saying gex and enjoying the birds smashing clams

>> No.66484784

>>66484362
I wish I wrote it down but Kiara gave actual specifics on what gets her going in a female, all I can remember is
>Ashen hair
>Wolf cut
>Nice ass (Kiara is an ass woman so breast size not as important)
>Hot evil dommy mommy type (not sure if height matters)
>Assertive
>Cute
>Natalie Dormer

>> No.66484918

>>66484784
I wanna see her reaction to Geralt and Ciri

>> No.66484995

>>66482806
Nerissa would realise she technically raped her oshi in her sleep while Kiara is still enjoying the lingering buzz of her orgasms

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>>66484413
I know my women well. I know what theyre like. I know what they want.

>> No.66485222

>>66484918
She'd probably ship them together like some degenerate

>> No.66485247

>>66484496
I never understood why people ignore Kiara's obvious type for women. Confident, strong, an emotional conviction striving for a goal. Petra, Edelgard, Karlach, Kisara all embody this. Her real world type is Natalie Dormer, an actress that is sexy, cool, confident, and plays the driven ones. Sometimes she breaks type though and ships women like Chloe and Celine from FE: E--pitifully hoping they kiss on screen over tea kek

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>>66484754
pls don't accuse me of being the christfag anon i just want kiara to find a nice girl

>> No.66485294

>>66484742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCaUthAfTQo

>> No.66485405

>>66484754
>yet we are still saying gex and enjoying the birds smashing clams
Which is fine as long as you don't convince yourself it's actually happening

>> No.66485436

>>66485247
Other than physically strong I think Nerissa has those qualities, and maybe more dorky than cool too

>> No.66485504

>>66485285
I can confirm I am not a /u/ degenerate

>> No.66485555

>>66485436
Exactly, Nerissa is too sub and not dom enough to be kiara's type, not confident girlboss but nerdy girlfailure. Kiara doesn't like girlfailure she likes girlboss confident in herself

>> No.66485813

>>66485294
based

>> No.66485822

>>66484237
Smashing noises coming from their place all night long

>> No.66485927

>>66485247
this, kiara is the only EN that strikes me as genuinely gay, she has actual preferences and acts like someone who is interested in women would act. everyone else just act like attentionwhore bisluts or pickmes who only simp for girls because its vtubing culture and they think it makes them relatable to the audience

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>>66485555
Nerissa is not girlfailure dont call her that. She is living (nearly) the ideal life of an unwed Catholic woman. She is girl success. Good job Nerissa.

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>>66484742

>> No.66486167
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Kiara's other type is cunny

>> No.66486222

>>66485555
Ofc it's not a deal breaker, being there for her is most important

>> No.66486283

>>66486222
A girl who's not my type could be there for me all she wants, still would not be interested. Plenty of guy friends who are there for straight women but if they're not sexually aroused they're not sexually aroused.

>> No.66486351

>>66486167
based

>> No.66486528

>>66486283
I suppose that's why you aren't on a tropical resort honeymoon atm..

>> No.66486588

>>66486528
It's not a honeymoon anyway

>> No.66486733

At the end of the day, we'll never know what happened there and they can act like a thing or not on stream, so feel free to believe what you want. We'll never know the truth until they retire from holo or one does a yabai and reveals she has a boyfriend/girlfriend.

>> No.66486780

>>66486588
It's the honeymoon in their hearts, then comes marriage, and then another honeymoon

>> No.66486827

>>66486733
I want to read one of their memoirs in 10 years and find out everything that happened behind the scenes

>> No.66486899

>>66486733
Oh please Kiara and Nerissa are the most kiss and tell members I've seen, if there was spice they would at least hint towards it

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>>66482403
I like and watch Kiara too. I was a Kiara fan before I became a Nerissa fan. I am a fan of both of them. Kiara can no longer deny her Catholic dna. The Austrian Catholic blood of Emperors runs through her veins, she is straight and wants to become a mother with a good husband to start a happy Catholic family. The wholesome happy family she didnt have growing up. I know this to be true, she cannot hide her emotions from me, her ancestors' prayers have been answered and I am sent me here to correct her whether she likes it or not. The same goes for Nerissa.
Both of them will find husbands and become mothers this year.

>> No.66487133

>>66487044
They couldn't find someone who knows how to write, huh.

>> No.66487259

>>66482277
yeah, disgustedly aroused.

>> No.66487334

>>66486827
We will at least hear them read each other's diary/journal by the end of their vacation. So there's that

>> No.66487435

>>66487133
My prose is rad.

>> No.66487441

>>66485927
>because its vtubing culture
god, I wish
Pekora is the biggest chubba by far and she is frigid as hell, shutting down any kind of flirting
meanwhile Shylily and vshoujo (as well as ex-vshoujo like Veibae) are best known for talking about sucking dick all day
yuri and even yuri-baiting are way too rare

>> No.66487454

>>66487044
The austrian's emperor's blood famous for not sharing that blood outside of their family tree runs trough her commoners dna?

>> No.66487590

This thread was a mistake.

>> No.66487593

>>66487454
Also shes like part american , any emperors blood would be polluted by that filth anyway

>> No.66487806

>>66487590
You were a mistake. But we love you all the same.

>> No.66487864

>>66487454
Austrian blood is austrian blood. Regardless if she is a descendant of their Emperors or not.
>>66487593
The Americans that fought in that war at the time were largely German or English, with a minority of Irish and Italian. She does not have Native American blood.

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>>66484742

>> No.66487964

>>66487895
me on the right! hold me jailbird hold me! why are we cursed with SEX oshi´s

>> No.66488029

>>66485927
Gura, Ina and Kronii seem genuine too

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>> No.66488068

Why do you keep replying to the christfag, jailbirds and kfp...

>> No.66488151

>>66488068
birb brain please understand

>> No.66488477

Can we timeloop over something more fun

>> No.66488528

>>66488060
very smug
also looks like a shitpost if you don't know Mori drew it

>> No.66488610

>>66488060
perfectly captures her smugness

>> No.66488617

>>66488477
There's karaoke in a few hours, you think they practiced something? or just improv.

>> No.66488770

>>66488617
Since its unarchived iirc it could pretty much be anything , does nerissa like basic white girl teen music or idol songs ? Maybe even lily allen ? No idea where they overlap in music taste desu

>> No.66488902

>>66488068
hey it keeps the thread awake until the karaoke

>> No.66488954

>>66488770
I don't know what white teen girl music is to answer your question but she likes 80s-10s stuff and musicals.

>> No.66489015

>>66488770
All I remember is they like Ariana Grande and wanted to see if that was on it

>> No.66489083

>>66488954
Yeah maybe worded badly my bad, like kiara likes a lot of stuff teens listened to in the 2000's something like , i dunno uhhh Paramore

>> No.66489494

Personally i still want wawa to sing Magnet with one of her Wives

>> No.66489575

>>66489494
Damn perms preventing us from this

>> No.66489818

>>66489494
If it ever goes through it WILL be with Reine

>> No.66489843

>>66489083
it's not hard to check past unarchived playlists in the archive. they easily have enough shared songs to fill an unarchived karaoke, practiced or not

>> No.66490158

>>66488902
How long until the karaoke?

>> No.66490346

>>66490158
10 hours

>> No.66490389

i found out i have the same phone as rissa and wawa

>> No.66490548

>>66490346
Thanks, I was going to say what do you want me to post about in the meantime to keep the dicussion awake but thats too much time

>> No.66490755

Rissa confirmed to (Most Likely) not be in the Advent LC collab.

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>>66490755
Okay..

>> No.66491162

>>66490755
Source for the most likely? I need some copium

>> No.66491218

>>66490755
Ya not like she's on a sexcation atm or anything

>> No.66491959

>>66491162
Shiori's stream

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Missing the Risser...

>> No.66492246

>>66458143
I have still no idea who is who in Fuwamoco.

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https://twitter.com/tsuki_nonono/status/1745342644912570732?t=kJ4Ao9P5QQrpljTbtLluAA&s=19

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBZn4tcsaeM

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>>66492765

>> No.66493827

is kfp a black company?

>> No.66493886

>>66493827
it's an orange company

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https://twitter.com/NitoAtelier/status/1745349941168673096

>> No.66494802

Bday merch is shipping out btw

>> No.66495491

Assuming there are /u/…people who dislike “not totally gay girls”
>>66481415
and they are not just trolls trolling
then I have to ask, why takamori is still so big in /u/?
did thy just convince themselves?
Can’t they convince themselves again?

>> No.66495520

>>66494802
for one second there, you made me a very happy jailbird, chimkin

>> No.66495609

>>66495491
If you mean, actual /u/, aka the vtuber thread in /u/, Takamori isn't big at all in /u/, it's just big in the general fanbase. And most of /u/ dislike all of advent in general.

>> No.66495692

>>66495609
If one of their criteria is not talking about men ever then yeah none of advent is gonna be to their liking

>> No.66496785

/u/schizos are the worst type of dyke, I swear.

>> No.66496871

>>66496785
>best
fixed

>> No.66496940

>>66496871
Kys

>> No.66496978

>>66496940
kys trannie

>> No.66497001

>>66495491
because TakaMori 1.0 exceeded the normal /u/tuber sphere
first of all, death (reaper) and rebirth (phoenix) is an amazing ship concept
and an uneven relationship like TakaMori 1.0 with tsundere Mori and horny Kiara stands out against the flood of "just two gal pals with some yuri baiting" with plausible deniability you get both in vtubing and tons of anime
Mamaloni (someone who draws among other things yuri for a living) herself said she "had never seen something like that before" when talking about what drew her to the ship
Kiara went hard on being openly horny for Mori and the reason they didn't fuck on stream was Mori being tsundere aka "not true to herself"; in contrast Rissa goes hard on the "I love you, Kiara!" but the reason they don't fuck on stream is... because that's not the kind of content you get in hololive
TakaMori 1.0 had an in-universe explanation for the mandatory blue-balling, barely any other vTuber ship has something that elegant to keep the tension going
and the tension is absolutely needed; there are /u/tubers out there openly making out on stream but even within their own bubble they don't create anywhere near the amount of fanfic, fanart and just general buzz TakaMori 1.0 created - because even in het ships and even if they become canon later on keeping the "will they, won't they" going is the best way to keep your audience hooked
and it also helps that TakaMori 1.0 had a proper end when Kiara returned to Austria, there wasn't a messy breakup souring the ship as it was circumstances tearing them apart (before transitioning into the painful TakaMori 2.0 arc)
it's a bit like gen-oners in pokemon might not have played any of the games in decades but they still have an emotional connection to the likes of Pikachu, Charizard or Mewtwo - even if the core fandom might look for newer and fresher things the wider fandom still absolutely loves them
basically: you never even needed to watch a single stream to know who TakaMori are and what their dynamic was

>> No.66497249

>>66497001
yeah, the immortal phoenix being sweet on the tsundere reaper is a 10/10 ship concept and you need to watch exactly zero streams to get on board
ships live in the head of the shipper anyway, so having a good concept to build on and spin off into your fanfics/art/headcanon/whatever gives it legs that just two people acting sweet on stream doesn't

>> No.66497299

>>66497249
Honestly it's a shame Nerissa isn't more of an emo because that'd make for good ship contrast with Kiara, and then coupled with their bright dark colouring sceme

>> No.66498245

Jwu and found you guys spent all night and half a limit bumped thread time looping about sexuality.
Feels just like old /wawa/...

>> No.66498317

>>66498245
What is the consensus old /wawa/ reached?

>> No.66498353

>>66498317
Don't...

>> No.66498369

>>66498317
>consensus
>/wawa/
LMAO

>> No.66498455

>>66498317
No consensus, it was just retards yelling at each other.
Straight schizo doesn't visit /wawa/ as much anymore so its more quiet nowadays.

>> No.66498524

>>66498245
/u/schizos hate Nerissa and I hate them in turn

>> No.66498575

>>66498317
The consensus was I love Wawa

>> No.66498639

>>66497299
Design-wise, Kiara and Nerissa could'e had a hero and villain dynamic

>> No.66498928

>>66498575
That is consensus I can get behind

>> No.66498934

>>66498317
Avoid the discussion and swoop the topic under the rug until Kiara actually marries

>> No.66498995

>>66497299
Nerissa is a geek who happens to have a great voice and good singing talent. She has a theater family atmosphere where all the members are pretty animated in their daily lives. The emo hours stream with Mumei had a lot of stuff that made you think "hey now a lot of what she does makes sense". Like the one where when she was young she showed her friends her birth video as a test to prove if they could be friends, which ironically seems similiar on a surface level I see with Kiara to "test" a bond which probably is key to other traumas but Nerissa has a million of them despite the positive vibe.

And she embodies just what you'd see in an introverted theater kid into musicals in the Gothic aesthetic taste. We saw prime example of that with Sweeney Todd and I think she said in the emo hours video this was her favorite scene from Addams Family Values:

https://youtu.be/SsxUdI7NopE?si=l5ts-CJ5JxVoOf8i

So despite the sugary love and support she exudes, seeming positive family me and other Jailbirds have talked about, I'd think yeah, she still has some of that emo inside. But she is so wholesome cute its like if you successfully merged Wednesday Addams and a Disney Princess' spirits together with the gap moe.
Which is probably why I fell for her, I got a thing for the Gothic theater girls with good hearts. Its not quite like a kuudere, its something different, but gap moe probably just describes it best. A people oriented type of introvert.

>> No.66499188

Fresh thread.

>>66499161
>>66499161
>>66499161

>> No.66499339

>>66498524
Do they? The only fans I've seen who she actually follows are people like Neah who is pretty crazy, and her followers like Nerissa. Ari is alright with the art she makes so that is fine, but very very few fans that aren't artists. Neah I still can't explain the allure other than she tingles her idol fan community vibes and a particular subset of memes. Dunno.

>> No.66499476

>>66498995
Still doesn’t make for as good a ship as Takamori concept wise. If she had more of a personality like April from parks and recreations that would have been popular, or like Wednesday and her blond friend, that’s a standard duo dynamic that gets popular with fanartists

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