/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do you have a story like you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
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>>6738023
Do you have a story like you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
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Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
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>>6738023
ANOTHER INA THREAD?! REEEE

>>6738136
I started browsing /vt/ today and saw you fags were dying
prease undastandu

>>6738129
Risu asks Korone to help her to extract all the nuts from a listener.
Listener is strapped to a table. Risu is giving him a hand job with one hand while holding a half-full jar with cum in the other. Korone is lubing up a strap-on (or her cock, if you're not a insecure faggot) preparing to give him additional stimulation. They make listener cum over and over again until their dick and prostate hurt; the jar must be filled no matter what!

Towa being a shy futa that can't resist her urges and constantly asking Kanata to help her with her boner, no matter where they are, clothed or not, in public spaces, against walls, with someone sleeping next to them, even jerking off onto Kanata while she is sleeping! Possibly behind Coco's back or in the same room!

Risu visiting OkaKoro and they have a fun off collab stream, but Korone has to leave for something for a while and Risu suddenly switches to Ayunda dominating Okayu and fucking the shit out of her. Korone gets back and smells the sex, but doesn't confront them about it, only being much colder to Risu. Later that day Korone kidnaps Risu and makes her cum over and over without ever touching her pussy to show who is boss!

Luna has a fucking gun! It can be a sniper or a machine gun, doesn't matter. What matters is that Luna has a goddamned huge ass gun! Can you write an interesting story about just this? Who knows? I know one thing, Luna has a gun!

A whole story about Haachama losing her virginity but written in the famous pepperoni copypasta speech style, aka Haachama's english speach pattern. The more brain cells i lose the better. Bonus if you can actually make me nut with it.

Watame is invited by Haachama to eat her food, but it turns out Haachama made stewed lamb! Something primal awakens inside Watame, she is extremely aroused by seeing her kind being cooked, spacing out and rubbing herself with utensils while Haachama talks to her or to the stream! Watame eats the lamb and has the biggest orgasm of her life!

Quick and short prompts:
Watame escaped captivity, catch her before her wool grows so much she can't live
Luna sees your dick in the shared bath
You beat the fuck out of Rushia but she still loves you
Watame has no fur and is cold in the winter
Matsuri convinces you to flash your dick to her

>>6738129
Akirose reluctantly cucking (You) to satisfy your fetish but gradually getting more and more into it and dominant

>>6738129
Couple of mine from last thread

(You) and Luna are dating. However the two of you haven't really had much of a chance to be alone and do "couple activities", so you've both become quite desperate. Eventually you two autists finally get a chance to lose your virginities. But within a few minutes (You) accidentally break the poor princesses bones. Wanting to stop and immediately bring her to the hospital you are met with a "NAAAAA" followed by her begging for you to finish.

(You) are playing a strip game with gen 3. Whoever wins can do whatever they want with the losers. Marine doesn't care about the outcome, she just wants to see the others naked. While she's most likely planning something evil, Pekora, bless her heart, has no idea how to play poker. Rushia is gunning to either let you win or have herself win because you're pretty sure she has a bit of an obsessive crush on you. Noel is trying to take you out as quickly as possible because she doesn't want you to do anything to her, or even worse, to Flare. And Flare is just having fun.

(You) are a manlet in a loving relationship with Mori. Kiara fucking hates you for this. One of Mori's favorite things to do is just pick you up and find things to fuck you on. One day she gets especially frisky while working and almost gets caught, so she has to leave you perched up on top of something that you can't get down from or else risk falling to your doom. While waiting up on your little perch you spot a large orange and green bird circling overhead.

Fucking a chuuba's armpits

>>6738023
Just came to say that I want Ina to give me a footjob with my dick between her toes

>>6738048
I didn't realize we were already dying there. Oh well.

>>6738129
(You) are a doctor in charge of supervising Suisei as she secretly give birth to a child. On the delivery date, a stalker lure you into a dark alley and stab you to death. But then (You) open your eyes again and find yourself in Suisei motherly embrace. (You) have been reincarnate as Hoshimachi Suisei child.

>>6738903
Now that's just Oshi no Ko

>>6739030
Shit someone caught me

>>6738599
Now take those words and stretch them out some.
Where at? How is she feeling about it? Is she practiced or clumsy? If you ask her for something, how does she respond?

>>6738903
Getting raised and groomed by Suisei into her perfect shota incest husband!

>>6738136
Ina is cute!

I really shouldn't hang out here while actively working on a story, it sidetracks me and I start thinking about other shit.

>>6739254
Other shit? Like the scat stories, huh?

Marine's graduation. Her horny antics have finally resulted in Cover not renewing her contract. You've seen a lot of TV coverage of unknown signals recieved with a radio telescope, but they were, as usual, pinpointed to some more earthly problem - someone used a piezo/tesla lighter too close to the installlation or something trivial like that.

The final stream starts. Coco has set the tone for graduations, so it starts with interviewing other members of Hololive. Then her genmates. Then - a final swan song.

However, it would not be that simple. Camera feed suddenly turns on, showing Marine standing on top of a skyscraper. She sings her songs there, while something huge starts to appear in the skies. It slowly descends, and it's apparent what it is.

A giant space ship the size of several living blocks, maybe even the size of a village. It's adorned with her insignia, and the screens on its bottom and sides show the stream, where she's singing her last song. A bridge extends towards the skyscraper. Marine walks up on it and disappears from sight.

She is now truly free. She and her Houshou Kaizoku have set sail into space.

>>6739704
>Space dandy style adventures with captain Marine

>>6739704
Alternatively

However, it would not be that simple. Camera feed suddenly turns on, showing Marine being tied up while many huge muscular men surround her. They fuck the shit out of her while she continues trying to sing her songs even with cum and cock in her mouth. The stream ends with all of them cumming on her at once while she says her final "Depart!"

Bros... It's... ah, how can I say it? I've sworn to myself to always be a SFW fluff fag. To never fall into the temptations of smut. But that fox... that damned fox...

How could I fall so low? How will I ever recover?
While I continue to ponder these questions, have a fic about "Petting your Fox" in the meantime. Like, literally.

Tags are: Petting, Fubuki, Fluff, Childhood Friend, NSFW, aaaaand Petting.

Like I said, it's the first time I ever wrote smut, so don't expect too much. Not from this, nor that I'll write any smut again in the future.

Do let me know what you think, however.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSs-LFVvktAzJbstmIh391WLPllSBUZ16aYKdYtmb3e-VjfdcKi5gacK2Hq8yjqfWSE7qSKSsnLBtRk/pub

>>6740324
Oh my goodness. Is there any way to change your mind? Any way you'll write a follow up with penetration? I'm willing to pay.

>>6740324
>Aqua anon has taken the smut pill
Oh no. Oh, no, the coom...

These threads are getting faster and faster.

>>6740324
Holy shit that was great.
Kind of makes me motivated.

>>6740324
>ywn pet Fubuki and start a family with her.

Living is hard Anons

>>6740324
AAAA MY HEART IM GONNA EMOTIONALLY COOM

>>6740324
what can i say except good stuff, anon.
any other work of yours i can check out?

>>6740324

No matter how hard I try, I cannot and will not ever understand why all of you are so infatuated with Fubuki.

Very nice story all the same. Hope you follow through with your ideas.

>>6740324
I think you should write more smut.

>>6741050
Personally, it's an immense deal of respect. That and her sexy original outfit.

>>6740324
AAAAAAAAAH I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE SO FUCKING BAD

>>6740578
>Ina of the mountains
>How do people understand Bridgman?
>How does Nabi draw hair as well as she does?
>How do I reinterpret simplistic hair from the reference as something more interesting?
>Do your shrinemates learn about art from Japanese books?
>Is Color and Light truly the only book for shading?
>Is there another drapery book besides Hogarth's?

Fun stuff from shit piles

>>6741050
She is our friend, that is all. Fluffy personality, fluffy design and fluffy voice. Everyone needs some fluff in their lifetime, especially some lonely or broken bastards (affectionate) with a mindset to post on 4chan and relate with some people there. Especially on a containment board.
Fubuki can just lend herself in any kind of story. Abuse, fluff, adventure... She will warm us up regardless. Make us whole, if just for a moment.

>>6738129
After another awkward collaboration, Calli finally loses her patience and tells Kiara that "Takamori" is never going to work out. The heartbroken Kiara then visits her best friend Ina to cry her heart out.

Ina, who had a crush on Kiara for quite a while now, finally sees the chance to make a move on her. She convinces Kiara to have a couple of drinks with her and once both of them are tipsy, Ina proceeds to "comfort" Kiara with her tentacles.

I might actually write about it myself but I lack the motivation to write anything lately, so I might as well just drop the idea here and hope that another anon thinks it's interesting.

>>6739137
I suddenly wake up in an unknown room, I’m lying on the floor only naked while I’m trapped below a chair where Ina is sitting. I try to move my arms and legs but I barely feel them, Ina notices my attempts to free myself and I think: “did she do something to me?”. I want to say something, but I can’t form any sentence, Ina says to me: “There’s no use little boy, you’re under my control and can only submit to my will”.

I feel something pushing against my crotch, I see Ina’s bare foot caressing my penis, I feel too stimulated and start to moan. She giggles and asks me: “Does it feel good champ?”, I can’t utter a word so I only nod my head which she answers to showing me a perverted smile in her blushing face.

My penis goes full erect, and Ina says: “I see you’re enjoying this, I think it’s time to escalate things”. I can feel how her toes are slowly rubbing my dick and I start moaning uncontrollably, “It must feel SO good” she says. I feel like I can’t take it anymore and start moaning faster, at the same time Ina increases the rhythm, with her toes intensely going through my entire penis giving me insane pleasure.

I give a loud moan and I proceed to cum. My semen is shot away and cover Ina’s foot. Feeling pleased she gives a gasp of satisfaction. I try to catch my breath, but suddenly I feel Ina stepping on my dick to which I react with a slight moan

I see her in the eyes, and finally, with a smug smile she says: “That’s all for now good boy”. I can finally move my entire body while she leaves the room. I can finally say something, before she leaves I say: “I don’t know what happened, but thank you, it felt good”, she gives a laugh and smiles at me saying: “What a dork you are”

>>6741490
If it's of any motivation to you; I'd like to read that story too

>>6741050
You see, Fubuki is really versatile. First, you can have a fluffy story subverting the "no wife, friend!" schitck she does, or play it straight for abuse, or do both and have a subversion of whichever you want, so you can go "Gotcha!" That's just way too cute! Also, just full-on AUs! I really like when she is different enough to throw the reader off while still being herself, and it's amazing how it can end up being cool or just be a joke. I really like how she can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up what kind of story about her based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those fluffy stories, or comedies, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of fics at a buffet. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. More. Fubuki. Fics?

>>6740324
>this will never be me
Anons, it's just not fair... It hurts to live like this...

This was absolutely fantastic, Anon. Easily one of the best fluffy NSFW Fubuki stories I've *ever* read. It touched both my heart and my dick.
You did a fantastic job, Anon, and I thank you for writing such a lovely story about my oshi. I think you should definitely write more smut like that, if you feel like it.

Also, if it's not too much to ask, may I ask for a follow-up or an extension of the story with penetration involved? I would immensely appreciate that!

>>6741720
>>6741489
>>6741162

I'm almost certain it's actually Fubuki herself commenting at this stage.

Dropping another Suifamily fluff before sleeping.

Parched at Night
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSETGmb6IvzMk9291lXVZ0R5XSEjIr5SHXH730nJU3oOgwOC4gt8dkkXey7fqJ7KbWRfQhxseWC1kux/pub

>>6740324
>>6741925
I wish. She has no desire to learn English at all.

>>6740324
>>6742007
We're feasting tonight

>>6741925
You may be right, but I'll neither confirm nor deny. (^・ω・^§)ﾉ

>>6741489
Fubuki's not even my oshi, i'm still an Onigiriya forever, but stories like that really do give such a warm feeling all the same. This fox really is too powerful.

>>6741244
Somehow this pic gives me an idea

>>6741497
That's damn good, I'm not a foot guy but I can dig it. Nice use of levity at the end for sure.

>>6742007
Cute

>>6742007
Good job anon, we need more kid with your oshi story

>>6738599
I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly.

>>6738023
Only make a new thread when this thread is archived.

>>6744178
post with your badge on or not at all

>>6744339
He’s right you know. No need to make a new thread when the old thread is still active. It’s how it’s been for months.

>>6744486
Good thing the old thread isn't and wasn't active.

>>6744178
>>6744486
Why not just make the new thread when we hit the bump limit like every other board?

>>6744880
I agree with this lad.
Just doesn't make sense not to.

>>6744880
No.

>>6740324
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6742007
I love these wholesome family stories

>>6744880
Because the way we’ve been for doing for months has no downsides whatsoever? Why the fuck would you want a new thread when it reaches the bump limit? The thread can last for many hours.

>>6745052
And in this case it lasted for literal seconds, take your fucking meds anon.

>>6745083
>One thread lasted for a second unlike the other dozen of threads that lasted for hours
Meds now, schizo.

>>6744946
>>6745052
Is that a challenge?

>>6745197
A challenge to what? Just wait until the thread is archived and make a new one.

>>6738129
cucking Flare by fucking Noel

>>6742007
I love domestic fluff stories, good work anon.

>>6742007
we need more stories like this

>>6745294
I'll get right on that, just put my name on the top of the list and delete any anti thread you see.

>>6742007
>I’ll get you Baskin Robbins’ Oreo Sundae for dinner later.

Not to be off-topic but whoever the anon was that asked which Chuuba would be into illegal street racing, thanks for reminding me to go change my oil after putting it off for months since I'm not driving as much.

I found a pretty significant leak in one of my fuel lines so you may have just saved me from going up in flames one of these days.

>>6746225
You should thank him by writing a story about Watame becoming a rising star in the street racing scene. Lot of opportunity for gap with her trying to act super cool but not quite having the chops for it.

>>6746374
>chops
haha

>>6746411
Yeah. She can be a little saucy, but she's a soft ball of fluff underneath it all.

Watching Reine because I wanted to work on a prompt about her, but as I watch more of her, the more I realize my prompt wouldn't fit her. I'm a little upset now.

>>6747439
What was your prompt?

>>6738129
You've done it. You've finally killed the final gigazhang. You've avenged Coco. It's over. As you pick up your sword and start to walk away you hear a voice in the wind. So silent, yet what it says screams in your head.
"I will never be a memory."

>>6746374
Sure, I can do that. Did he actually want a story with Watame specifically though?

>>6750486
Dunno.

>>6740647
>>6740324
To reiterate earlier, I WILL throw money, if that's what it takes.

Story's been in my head for hours

>>6738129
(you) are the son of the king of a powerful nation, and in order to secure an alliance with the Russian Empire, you are married off to the new tsarina, Hoshimachi Suisei.

Didn't manage to reply in the last thread due to being asleep but thank you to all those that read the latest chapter!

>will Ina save Anon's soul from eternal damnation?
her role is different in this story, but she will play a part at the closing of the story.

>he finally fucked the fox, it's worth it!
is it now? is that what you truly believe? after all the pain he's gone through, and the suffering that awaits him?

>please give Anon a happy ending.
He's got to earn it.

>>6754919
>the suffering that awaits him?
He likes it. He has to at this point, or he wouldn't have fucked himself with Lucy Phurr.
Going into that with no plan at all? Is he just straight retarded?

>>6755491
he is Major M

>>6752045
hehe more suzy

>>6755491
>is he just straight retarded?

desperation does that to a man.

>>6742007
>ywn have a family life with suisei
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAAA

>>6746225
You're welcome?

>>6750486
Doesn't have to be Watame specifically, Towa and Suisei also seem like they would fit with Street Racing, upto you

saviourfag pt4 where?

>>6757237
I believe Anon said that he's not satisfied with what he's been writing and may start from scratch at some point

>>6757451
gotcha, though i've been really enjoying it, but if he thinks he can do better, i'm all for it

What are you guys working on?

>>6758010
working on the strength to ask you out

>>6758010
a hangover

>>6758010
Doing my MMA reps for a Subaru story

>>6747470
>You are the servant of one of the many royal families
>Your masters are currently hosting a ballroom party to establish positive relationships
>Your job is to tend to the many guests, providing food, drinks, and escorting them around the estate.
>You find a lone girl in a blue & white dress sitting alone in the garden
>As part of your job's duties, you assist the girl and learn about why she's sitting alone here.
>Bring some wine and food to her to let her enjoy some parts of the party in her own way.
>Both of you sit at a small table together under the glow of the full moon.
>Every sip she takes, you refill whenever she's done. Every empty dish she finishes, you take back and replace with a new meal.
>Light some candles and provide a vase full of roses from the garden as decorations.
>She talks about the midnight sky and the beauty of the flower.
>You inform her that the garden is actually your work. Every single flower and hedge was raised for and cared for by you as the garden is the representation of your family's love for its land and culture.
>She asks you to lead her around the garden.
>You oblige and take her around, showing your labor of love. Tell her about the work you've spent watering and trimming every bush and rose.
>The lights from the ballroom shines down to a spot in front of you. The lady in blue steps in as though it's a spotlight is shining down upon her.
>The princess holds out her hand and asks you to dance with her.
>You must decline as it would be rude for people of your class to associate with the nobles.
>She gets noticeably upset, but she requests that you atleast spend the evening with her for the rest of the party.
>You also must decline this request as your master calls for your assistance.
>She asks for your name, but as a servant, you're not supposed to tell her your name either.
>Leave her be as you have to urgently return to take care of the other guests.
>The other maids and servants are gossiping about how one of the guests is asking, no, demanding to see the workers to find someone.

>>6758253
Based. Gonna have Subaru beat the shit out of Pekora in front of Yagoo?

>>6758874
Uhh...No?

>>6756942
Well I had a funny Watame idea so I'm sticking with her. I'll post it tomorrow.

>>6759061
Oh. Never mind. Decidedly un-based.

Selen and Elira competitive siscoring

>>6758010
gonna take it slow with the last chapter to the menhera wrangler series. I already know what I want to write, but I'm gonna refine it further before busting it out.

Also, side chapter of where Anon has lovey-dovey fluffy sex with Fubuki that he may or may not regret.

>>6760200
Is he not gonna get a break even while getting his rocks off?

>>6760200
Relatively new what's the first chapter of this series?

>>6758672
nta, but do it anyway. sounds really nice.

>>6760349
https://pastebin.com/GGmXVTxB

You can find the rest of the chapters on the archive. Enjoy.

Also I think I should make a directory for this.

>>6758190
Can we go one thread without being gay

>>6760875
anon, you are asking for too much.

>>6760875
can you go one thread without being so cute?

>>6760875
As I said before, it's not gay if I make you look like my oshi.

>>6738023
Are you gonna update the prompt sheet with links to completed stories?

>>6738129
(You) are walking home from work one rainy day. As you pass by an alleyway something incredibly curious catches your eye. A comically large cardboard box, almost too wide to even fit in the alley, sits with with its flaps closed like doors. You walk up to the box and notice a letter tacked on to the front of the box. The letter reads "Please provide them a good home, one better than I could give. Please, save them." and under the writing is a picture of a smiling Asian man. You open the box to find every animal Holo huddling inside for warmth, soaked to the bone. Not being a fag you decide to fulfill the wish of whoever left them there and adopt all of them.

>>6740324
The characterization of both Fubuki AND (you) were golden in this one. You're really good anon.. too good

>ywn have a friend or "friend" as close as that
>Ywn snuggle them and tell them it's okay and you're okay with how they are
>Ywn have them lean into and nuzzle into your neck comfortably, their hair tickling your nose
>Ywn rub their cheek with your thumb affectionately
I'm grateful for the reminder to steer clear from the romance genre anon.. orz

>>6761609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAHC7wE7SUU ?

>>6761609
dustbunny's a PERVERT
she reads PORN

>>6761747
https://youtu.be/S_Of1WnzO2E , though I did have one at one point. To be fair, I wouldn't consider myself a very good friend so maybe it's for the better.

>>6762011
one of us! one of us!

>>6762011
>TFW no lewd dustbunny gf
B-Bros...

I hate it when it doesn't update in time and I end up replying in multiple posts and not just one
>>6762011

I've been trying to stop partaking in this stuff as really it doesn't help me at all. It's self indulgent and eats up your time. What do you gain in the end? Even so, I'm absolutely horrid at self control and I wanted to check out more good writing examples. Normal pr0n just makes me feel gross and a tad bit guilty but this stuff makes my heart heart. FRICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [/Spoiler]

>>6762539
move from your guilt culture country to a shame culture one. and stop being catholic.

>>6762539
lmao, written really does just hit different.
Makes your brain build all the imagery and such and that makes the experience so much more stimulating

>>6762539
it's okay to partake of a little self-indulgence every now and then

>>6762539
Any favourite fetishes, or are you going to make me guess?

>>6762692
Well... Since I'm feeling a little bit confident, I'll tell you. I really like scat. The pekora/kiara short posted earlier got me so hot and bothered. Don't make fun of me!

>>6762854
meant for>>6762786

Jesus fuck, guys... I don't know what I expected. This was supposed to be a "one and done" kind of deal, but with all your feedback, of course I'm wavering.
I'll... have to think about it. Maybe experiment around a little with going further. I got a lot of work coming up in the next couple of weeks, so no promises. And no, bribe-anon, I won't be taking money, either... it feels like it would take some of the personal connection out of the story and boy, do I want to pet that fox.This has to be the worst therapy group ever

>>6740964 for anyone else wondering, I wrote: Play in the Rain and You get Wet, Childhood Hag, Exposure Therapy, Kintsugi, and now Petting your Fox... so far.

Dying in your oshis arms!
Watching her vainly try to stymie the bleeding from the gaping wound on your chest!
Feeling her tears fall on your face while your vision fades!
Using the last bit of your strength to squeeze her hand!
Mouthing out that you love her but you can't finish your sentence as your soul finally slips away!

>>6762884
I hope you do, anon. I enjoyed 'petting your fox' so damn much.

>>6762539
>Still doing uppercase spoilers

>>6762656
Apologies, anon. I wasn't too careful with my words. I do think what I feel is closer to shame. I haven't committed an offense or anything, just disappointed myself. I'm not religious either.

>>6762683
I definitely agree with that sentiment. The small details highlighted in prose especially hit much harder. It makes you feel as if you're in that moment much more than just regular stuff where most of those details are overlooked or can only be felt by the people filmed.

>>6762692
I do agree. Living life as close to your personal values is important, but it's already so miserable. It's okay to enjoy yourself, otherwise what's the point. Even so, I already indulge by not studiously following my passions.. by wasting my life on my phone...

>>6762786
No I do not have an inanimate object worshiped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit.

>>6762854
LOL. One time someone spammed scat in a thread of mine and it made me laugh more than it instigated disgust or anger to be honest.

>>6762854
>Don't make fun of me!
No promises.

>>6762921
A man could wish for no better end.

>>6762884
>I wrote: Play in the Rain and You get Wet, Childhood Hag, Exposure Therapy, Kintsugi, and now Petting your Fox
ah your that anon, well as always your work is an absolute pleasure to read. this last one had just the right balance between heart meltingly adorable fluff and dick hardening smut

>>6762884
You did Exposure Therapy too? Damn. You're one of my favourite writers

>>6762921
>Dying in your oshis arms!
it must have been something you said
you should have walked away

>>6747711
As shitposty as it is, that's actually a pretty good prompt. Incoming autism...

>>6762884
The matthew posting is basically your signature at this point

>>6738242
Holy shit Luna has a gun

>>6763191
>Luna has a gun
>she tries to shoot you
>nothing happens when she pulls the trigger
>she doesn't know you have to chamber a round first
>she bursts into tears and just hucks it at your face

>>6763272
>she throws with the force of a quadriplegic on tranquilizers
>one step to the side and it falls harmlessly to the ground
>begin the rape

>>6763370

>>6762921
Pretty sure there's a Rushia story exactly like this in the archive. Was a while ago so I don't remember the name

>>6763370
>Luna holding you at gunpoint and struggling to try and rape you
>"Wait a minute, do you even know how to use a gun"
>"O-o-of course I do.... First y-you have to.. have to.. y-you.... NAAAAAAA"
>She pistol whips you with all the strength of a leukemic toddler
>She's not that strong but the gun is heavy so it'll probably leave a light bruise
>"Fuck this I don't want to be raped by a pink haired midget"
>As you walk away you hear the slide of the gun pull back and then snap back into place
>"You're going NOWHERE Anon-nora"
>Holy shit she DOES know how to use the gun
>"Yeah that's right Anon-nora, undress reeeaal slow."
>Tears start to stream down your face at the realization you actually are being raped at gunpoint
>"Yeah you're a pretty little thing Anon-nora, now I want you to lick your lips and tell me how much you want to fuck Luna."
>"L-luna y-you're scaring me.."
>She lets a shot off into the air
>"TELL ME I'M PRETTY AND I'M FUCKABLE ANON-NORA."
>"L-luna please..."
>She lets another two shots off
>"DO IT NOW FAGGOT, NAAAAAAAAA!"
>She whips the barrel of the gun right in between your eyes
>With another flood of tears coupled with the coldest sweat possible you have no choice
>"L-luna i-is the most fuckable princess in all the land. S-she has a m-mature body that a-any man would lust after."
>"Yeah that's right you whore-nora, now finish taking off your pants."

>>6763623
boner, why

>>6763116
It only seemed like yesterday you were a normal neck bearded simp tossing red super chats at your favorite Shit posting dragon.

You, like most other of the Kiryu kai, didn't expect anything to come from it, you just respected her and felt she deserved it, and over the short year she was with Hololive this feeling only deepened.

You weren't quite sure what possessed you, but you began to mimic basic training routines in March, after you got taught how by a friend you knew who got discharged for starting a black market behind his co's tent.

Normally, according to him, they would've turned a blind eye if he gave his C.O a cut, but it just so happened he had the brilliant idea of using chicken cordonblu as a currency, and that was the C.O's favorite food, and he did not like the idea of it being scarce.

It was also lucky(?) that this friend of yours was used to dealing with lazy fat shits, and was annoyingly skilled at getting you out of bed at 4am for your daily run.

For about the first week you felt like you were going to fucking die, though thanks to hitting runners high, you managed to get through your morning run before you collapsed.

Surprisingly though the other work outs didn't bother you that much since you could always beat this guy when It came to push ups, sit ups, and pull ups.

Anons pls

>>6740324
Very good work, anon.

>>6762884
Dude you wrote my three favorite vtubers fanfics, I fucking kneel.

>>6763623
/wg/ is like King Midas but anything it touches turns to rape instead of gold

>>6764135
Are you implying that that greentext story isn't also gold?

>>6764135
Sounds like an improvement desu senpai

>>6763863vttn4
hold on I'm still doing my watching reps of her

>>6763844
Over the next 3 months you slimmed down and toned up enough to be able to fit into normal sized clothes, and since you weren't throwing thousands of dollars of supa chats at Coco, you were able to replace your wardrobe.

Thanks to you though, your friend found Coco, and started spamming superchats at her in your stead, so the balance wasn't disrupted and all was well while you were busy training yourself.

Or so you thought.

>>6738129
this feels like a weird request, but I guess there's been weirder prompts and stories.
I've got an odd desire to see girls like Gibara and Kanata go full monke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ImRvs2vaY


Imagine a nature documentary about them just wandering around and shit.
Suddenly a normal modern man approaches them.
He starts with flirting them, cuz they're still babes even though they're also primitive beasts.
Kanata tries dragging him away, nearly breaking his wrist in her grip, but Gibara isn't gonna let him go without a fight.

>>6764710
>Imagine a nature documentary about them just wandering around a *jungle* and shit

>>6764529
June 8th was an unseasonably cold morning wreathed in a fog so thick it put silent hill to shame. You could not see a foot in front of you, and you could hear nothing, no bugs, no birds, no cars.

It was suffocating, and It did not let up a hour later after you finished. You could not even see the sun rise on the horizon as you headed back to your home.

The strange fog refused to dissipate and stuck around after the sun had set, and you were about to sit down for your normal routine of watching Coco's archives. Before you clicked on youtube, a thought popped into your mind.

You did not hear or see anyone else during the entire day, and you heard nothing outside

>>6764804
And then you made a life changing choice. Instead of watching her collaboration with Mori and Ollie first, you decided to see what her Important announcement was.

You immediately regretted your choice when you had the 'fun' of seeing Coco appear in front of a pure white screen devoid of her usual backdrop, and stare at you for a few seconds in deafening silence. When she announced her graduation in her pathetically small voice, you stared dumbly at the screen.

As soon as this live stream ended you could hear something rumble and explode outside breaking the eerie silence that had been there all day. A few more rolling explosions and your lights began to flicker before they shut off completely, plunging your house into a darkness.

>>6754919
>He's got to earn it.
Hasn't he already proven himself? Writefriend please, let him have his happy ending.
I'm actually begging you.

>>6765833
Writeanon, please give Fubuki's vagina teeth or something. I want to see this anon cry

>>6762884
Yo, you wrote Exposure Therapy?
Man, this is one of my all-time favorites on here, and now with Petting your Fox you added yet another one to my list.
I fucking love your works!
I really hope you continue Petting your Fox, I simply can't help but ask for more!
So, no pressure, but please Anon!

>>6765352
You did not have time to stand around with your thumb up your ass however, cause your door got kicked open by your friend, who looked you in the eye, and told you to go get your shit.

Your shit being a shitty hand me down plate carrier and AR that were your friends issued gear that he never bothered to give back upon getting discharged.

Thanks to your self imposed months of boot you could gear up in under a minuet and it was necessary that you did, cause the second you actually got and put on your shit and left, your back door got kicked in, and your house got hosed down by bullets.

Thankfully for you, your friend had seen a fire fight or two before so he dragged your ass out of the line of fire so you wouldn't get a stray bullet from your unknown assailants spraying and praying.

You mimicked your friends crouched run as he led you around the side of your house, into your assailant's blind side, and back into his backyard. He then gestured at you to enter his house and get the shit he left on his table, while he seemingly melted into a bush to serve as a look out.

>>6763844
>>6764529
>>6764804
>>6766157
It's called Google Docs. Use it.

>>6766184
are you upset

>>6766213
NTA, but please at least write a reasonable amount per post. You're only writing a few sentences each time, and just pointlessly spacing out your work.

>>6766157
Your friends door loomed ahead of you, since you didn't feel like rising from your crouch, from a sudden devout urge to not get shot by unknown assailants.

You reached up and placed your hand lightly on the door knob, and turned it slowly, opening the door just a crack, so you could peek in.

The duffel bag in question sat on a rickety table illuminated by a dim blurry yellow light. His dining room looked like a set piece from a stereotypical interrogation room from a bad action movie.

His shitty taste in dining room furniture didn't bother you too much, what you didn't like was the two dark rooms behind the shitty table, who's darkness was so oppressive it seemed to bleed into the poorly lit kitchen.

You were about to enter the kitchen, when you heard someone cough behind the left most rooms curtain of darkness. You suddenly realized you were in a really shitty position.

>>6766552
It's called Google Docs. Use it.

>>6766448
I usually do, but I'm losing brain cells writing from a you perspective. I'll just end it on a cliffhanger.

>>6766184
No

>>6765833
The ending will not be necessarily happy, but it will serve Anon's purpose well enough.

>>6766970
All the girls better show up to his funeral, at least.

>>6768469

bump

>>6738129
Marine gives birth to (You)r child, and reduces her streaming to become a stay-at-home mum. However, a few weeks after the child is born, she frequently finds herself wanting to punch the baby. One day, during an off-collab with Luna, she does just that.

>>6769278
Which baby?

>>6769296
The one reading the fic

>>6769275
God I love Flare's sexy tanned half-elf body

>>6769453
gottem

>>6769481
I want to eat Flare's chocolate flavored elf pussy

>>6769528
I want to lick her body all over, every inch and every delicate area, and then refresh my dry mouth with her sweat to keep licking her.

>>6769651
I want to impregnate her and live a long happy life with her and our biracial children

>>6740324
Holy shit I hope I won't get off to my cat next time it crawls into my lap. Great job dude.

>>6769826
I want to impregnate her and bask in her pregnant glory while kissing and rubbing her big round belly and sucking her chocolate brown nipples

>>6769966
I want so sit in the maternity ward with her as we bond over the life we just brought into the world and then fuck her silly when we get home

>>6770001
I want to have a loving and healthy marriage with Flare as we raise our half-breed child together and watch her grow up, while supporting Flare both as a mother and an idol so she can live a happy and fulfilling life, and also nut balls deep inside of her every night until I pump another baby inside of her.

Not sure what's bringing about this sudden emergence in having a family with your Chuubas but I like it.

>>6770153
I want to hold Flare close and tell her I love her after every stream and then fill her with baby batter after tucking the kids in

>>6770153
I want to hold Flare close and tell her I love her after every stream and then fill her with baby batter after tucking the kids in

>>6770211
he did it... he won

>>6770211
I mean who wouldn't want to have a beautiful wife and have a lovely family with her? I feel that paternal and familial desire lies strong within a lot of men.

Do you ever associate specific music with a story?
One that isn't posted alongside music to begin with, that is.

>>6770303
What kind of retarded question is this?

>>6770243
I want to watch her dreams come true and cry tears of joy as she performs the show of her life while our children cheer her on, themselves dreaming to become an amazing singer like their mother one day, and happily die of old age knowing that I've lived the best life possible during a fraction of Flare's life span while still leaving a huge impact in her heart.
But before I die, I want to lick her body one more time because she's still be hot as fuck by the time I'm old.

>>6770425
I want to have my arms around Flare as we listen to our daughter sing, dreaming of becoming an idol like her mother.Tthat night we'll reminisce on how great our life has been and how happy we are together right before I pound her massive ass.

>>6770484
>Pounding your daughter alongside your wife once she reaches maturity

>>6770261
He has singlehandedly saved Japan

>>6770533
Careful now you're gonna anger that anon from the last thread.

>>6770484
I want Flare to love me. ;_;
Thanks for the collaborative Flare posting, elfriend. I'll have warm thoughts tonight.

>>6770593
You're welcome anon, I enjoyed it too.

Does anyone else find it jarring and kind of cringe when people use Japanese words in an English story? Things like "Mouu" and "-chan"?

>>6770628
if it fits the character, why not?

>>6770628
Mouu~ gomenasorry, anon-chan.

>>6770628
-chan isn't weird for me
Mou and other borrowed interjections are weird, should be used sparingly and when nothing else can be used as an equivalent

>>6770628
I just pretend that everyone is actually speaking Japanese with English subtitles

>>6770628
mouu anata baka anon-kun

>"I think I'll quit procrastinating and work on my backlog of stories to read"
>4 chapters of menhera wrangling later
it's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion, yet I can't look away

>>6771216
thank you for reading my works.

Now would you like me to crash, burn and blow up the train in that particular order?

>>6770211
Some anon requested them several threads ago actually. I only wrote the Suisei ones tho

>>6772243
I've seen a few stories with girls getting pregnant at the end of the story, with no happy family. I want to see continuations of stories like Kintsugi or that Marine one where anon is travelling the world but ends up marrying her, where the children are born and wholesome family moments are created.

>>6772243
thank you anon. you make me gosling to a different level.

>>6762884
The way you write relationships has such a genuine warmth to them. You can feel the love and emotion seeping into your soul with every sentence.

If you're genuinely uncomfortable continuing a story like this, I wouldn't beg you to push forward with it.

>>6770628
Depends on context. It's very difficult to replicate what honorifics can accomplish in english, but if you use them every single sentence it does get old and annoying a bit quickly.
Things like "Neee" or "peko" are also impossible to not use if you want to characterize certain girls properly. Just hard to avoid.

>>6738129
Towa accidently drinks bibi's pee and gets addicted to drinking bibi's pee and triese to make bibi pee more than usual

>>6770628
I didn’t even know Mou was Japanese, I just thought it was a cute onomatopoeia

>>6772397
That's actually not a bad idea. I'm the author of the Marine fic, maybe I'll do this.

>>6772953
I usually use "Mr. or Ms." for -san, but that's about it. There isn't really a good translation for -chan.

>>6738129
Since I don't think i'll ever write them, here's my #Mythrape Masterlist:

Tiara forces herself on Vic.
Vampiric somnophilia with Tiara.
Vampire double-penetration in the mansion.

Yuul has to do ANYTHING Dr. Oopsie says.
Sexually aggressive Nida in the dorm.
Drunk Nida pressures Yuul into joining a Brohood gangbang.

Watoto abuses gunseller boy for the best prices.
Prostitution in sweaty cheeks alley.
Wyrm tentacle rape.

Pops gives Scout a buttbuckling when he finds out she crashed the Ford.
Scout breaks into Nice's trailer and rides him hard.
Meat-mine tentacle rape.

I don't want to unnecessarily excite you guys, but I'm actually done with the drafting of the final chapter of the menhera wrangler series. And since tomorrow it's a holiday, I might be lucky enough to complete it in one long sitting. I guess that's the benefit of already having the whole story planned out from the beginning.

Either way, I'm just happy to have written this series that started as a half-joke of a prompt, and seeing you guys enjoy really warms my heart. It may not be as excellent as some of the other series here, but I am content with the story.

I'll see you anons once I've completed the chapter.

>>6775679
Anon...no homo but...

>>6775679
It's been a pleasure to read your stories anon and it's a little sad to see it come to an end but regardless I await the final chapter!

>>6775679
guess I'm riding this train to the end of the line

>>6775679
>tomorrow it's a holiday
Anon are you perhaps a seafag?

>>6775790
NTA but I'm a SEA fag, and we do indeed have a holiday tommorow. SEA monkey hands wrote the Wrangler series, how does it feel?

>>6776088
I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day

>>6776088
Also in Colombia I think
But it's more likely for him to be from SEA

>>6776376
>Also in Colombia

>>6775679
Menhera WranglerAnon can you score me some coke?

https://daoyuan14.github.io/elos.pdf

PDF of The Elements of Style. It's short and has some good writing advice.

>>6776759
Sometimes I worry that my writing is too concise. Get into trouble padding out paragraphs.

>>6738129
Returning to normal life after committing horrific war crimes with your oshi!
Not mentioning how much it looked like she loved the atrocities you committed together!
Being comforted by your oshi after nightmares about what you did!
Covering for her when she lets it slip that she would do it all again in public!
your oshi mistaking your reluctance in talking about it as missing the war!
Your oshi signing you two up to join a PMC!

>>6764710
I really wanna have sex with this filthy ape

>>6770628
The last time I was kinda butt bothered by Japanese words in English sentences were fan translations of manga. Honorifics do not phase me in the slightest anymore.

>>6777006
Would it segue into that pixiv series about Mio and Fubuki working for a PMC?

>>6777006
, , 2008. A rapid relief team under the protection of an armed squad was aiding a croud of local citizens due to recent terror attacks. One armed terrorist started firing from within the croud of civilians at the relief vehicles. Despite having no visual confirmation on the target, service member blindly opened fire into the crowd of civilans. Seeing this, service member panicked and followed suit by opening fire, despite the squad commander ordering them to hold fire. Body cam footage shows that they continued firing for 14 seconds.

The lone terrorist was killed, along with civilians. Both service members were removed from active duty and judged in court.

>>6778013
Oh motherfucker. I put in black bars to redact information, but they just don't show up here

>>6778051
highlight text, ctrl+s

>>6778051
control + s.

Now I just need to solve the riddle of the strikethrough test.

~~This doesn't work~~

Neither does this

Insert replies referring to reddit here.

>>6778348
>>>/reddit/

>>6778348
beautiful poem anon

>>6778301
Nah not spoilering, I was trying to do the scp black bars, where you just can't see the info

>>6778479
Work within the limits of the medium.
________________________

>>6778013
>"I-I didn't mean to hurt anybody..."
>"Noone ever does, Nousagi. Three."

>>6770628
Extremely cringe, yes. We have direct equivalents for shit like "mouuuu" - words like jeez or sheesh. Honorifics do not belong in an English story.

>>6780527
Sheeeeeeesh sounds good so it isn't too bad

>>6738129
Flare and Noel are on a quest to hunt *insert powerful scary monster here* they finally find it, but die in battle. Instead of going to the afterlife they get isekai'd right to the middle of (You)r home. Now you're stuck taking care of a delicious brown elf and an autistic tittycow knight.

>>6780561
I agree peko

I'll confess. I didnt care for Flare, but when she appeared in that holo 3d sing event.. those mile wide hips mesmerised me.

>>6782341
Which 3d event? I wanna witness it for myself.

>>6782367
https://youtu.be/GIZPAJHW5bk?t=2084

look at that gap. THAT GAP.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQHFEsaPqWqCnFrgkVZYsm7hEObobDV9jO3HxeOGmZ1Ly2x4Z0uiRTHH7jV5KcLqrAWFXQoBabkLTbd/pub

Code: 696e61
Entity name: Hierophant

Image available on request.

>>6770628
The former example is unnatural because there are readily available English analogs, but I disagree on honorifics. They're often important in how Nips convey the state of their relationship in dialogue, and they allow for some creative pet names. Also this >>6772953

>>6780527
You're probably one of those faggots that argues for 80s-style official TLs where the entire text was rewritten to sound like a commercial marketed at Gen X tweens

>>6784102
This is my new installment in the still unnamed "what if cover corp. was a paranormal organization" series.

my other works: https://controlc.com/877850d8

>>6784102
I think the code stuff is cringy. Codes are generally used for large storehouses, not for rare supernatural entities. What's the point of having a code in this case? No one will ever say it out loud, it will not help to locate it more easily because there's only one of its kind, and it won't be any more helpful than a nickname for keeping stuff secret. I don't understand the reference so i won't read the thing itself, but that's my nitpick with it.

t. SCP proofreader

>>6784408
This comment is especially funny given the amount of SCP entries where people say "good morning, es see pee two thousands five hundred seventy three"

>>6785125
A code and a number are not the same thing. But you already knew that didn't (you)? Well here you go. (You)

>>6784153
You couldn't be more wrong. I like it as close to the original interpretation as possible, but without language- and culture-specific aspects. This means using direct equivalents where available.

Similarly, I'll bet you're a nigger who argues 'nakama' is better than 'friend'.

>>6785494
>I like it as close to the original interpretation as possible, but without language- and culture-specific aspects
What kind of ass-backwards oxymoronic statement is this? I hope to god you have no influence in Nip writing or scanlation spheres

>>6785591
Ditto. You're clearly stuck on 'translation' and have no clue why 'localization' is important.

>>6785690
Accessibility is absolutely the least important thing to a TL, and localization is a cancer. I can forgive it if it's on the part of like a VIZ drone trying to maximize sales, but in every other situation, preserving authorial intent is far, far more important than preserving "flow" or whatever the fuck you think you're doing. A good professional translator should estimate the knowledge base of the consumers they're delivering to and make the absolute minimum edits possible. Anyone not retarded knows that the bottom line on 4chan media boards, much more a place like /vt/ where the average Nip fluency is probably the highest on the site, is miles above that of casual fans, so we can safely do away with your useless training wheels.

Ugh, can't people just write what they want to write? I'm just making the dog fuck the cat, this nitpicking stuff is boring. None of you are even pointing at any particular works.

>>6785933
>accessibility isn't important at all
>in a culture far removed from the rest of the world for centuries with a completely different language structure

I'm not even going to bother, but I can rest easy knowing you will never sink your dorito's dust-covered sausage fingers into official translation

>>6786133
I've released plenty of translations, and I hope that fact makes you squirm in bed at night. Here's your last (You)

>>6786111
>making the dog fuck the cat
Please do continue

>>6786111
>the dog fuck the cat
Uhh, don't you mean the inu fuck the neko?

>>6786225
I will remove your eyes with a rusty spoon and force feed them to your mother

>>6785690
NTA but you can stick "localization" up your asshole. "Localizers" are the scum of the earth and unironically the trojan horse for injecting western woke garbage into Japanese media to corrupt it from inside out like everything else.

Entire generations of weebs did perfectly fine with TL notes explaining esoteric JP-only references when necessary. But no, instead of assuming the reader isn't a smoothbrained child that can't infer that "Itadakimasu" is something nips say before eating after five minutes, you people just have to insert your reddit-tier "Thanks for the grub" quips so you bastardize everything that makes the work interesting or unique exactly because of the cultural/language differences.

>>6786305
I hope his mother finds his mega oishii

>>6786340
You've seen the worst the field of localization has to offer and assume that's all there is. Protip, jelly donuts and woollsieisms are the outliers.

>>6786340
Thanks for the grub!

>>6786412
You're acting kind of sus, anon.

>>6786412
Woolseyism* been a long time since I've seen his name

>>6786562
No. I've just gone through the arc of transliteration vs localization many years ago, and come to my own conclusions. People see the word localization and think of idiots like Doerr, Woolsey, Phoenix Wright, 8-4, treehouse... there's a lot of bad eggs doing localization, and I mean a LOT, but there IS a middle ground and it's considering context and intended meaning in everything you translate, not just inserting garbage to artificially make work relatable.

>>6786723
I get your point, but the problem is that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

The more pressure profits from the western audience exert on publishers the worse it's going to get. We didn't gatekeep hard enough. We never do.

>>6784408
you know that this isn't actually an scp, right? what the fuck are you talking about? are you going to complain about the lack of blackboxes? this is the most retarded review i've ever gotten

>>6786340
>"Localizers" are the scum of the earth and unironically the trojan horse for injecting western woke garbage into Japanese media to corrupt it from inside out like everything else.
less posty in threads more takey meds

>>6787076
NTA, but inserting a code like that just shows you have no clue what the intended purpose of codes is, you just think they're cool

ergo cringe

>>6787113
I wish I could say he's wrong, but look at that localization for that one anime... Prison Girls? I forget the name. Anyway, it slipped in an anti-gamergate reference while that was still a hot topic

>>6787238
Prison School was the name. Quick google-fu. Anyway, as I said, there's a LOT of bad fucking eggs with their talons in localization.

>>6787238
>>6787360
so you have zero understanding of the topic and are still asshurt over some anime that aired like seven years ago. severe mental illness

Ah, almost made it through a thread without total derailment.

>>6787459
This is why I don't usually bother arguing my point here. You haven't paid attention to the conversation chain and have pulled entirely the wrong point from text.

Either way, I'm exasperated and done here. I can only hope your limited intelligence ends up being your permanent downfall in some creative and interesting way, bringing a silver lining to the pitch-black acid-formed cloud that is your existence.

>>6787459
Retard you do know that shitty "localization" still happens, right? Most recently the new "the world ends with you" game had some really weird commie and feminist shit shoehorned in.

>>6787459
NTA, but didn't Kaguya-sama have a social distancing reference so bad it was removed?

>>6782671

Hmm
Imagine a pretty rich and relatively high class party. What entertaining yet relatively tame events can they have, except for dance and drinking?

I've been thinking about all people drawing papers from a hat and doing whatever is written that paper (not sure what's it called in English).
Karaoke, but the person is actually performing on stage.

>>6790366
Entertainment (fireworks, performers, etc.), good food, big announcements, smash bros in the basement, and so on
But in reality this is all just to break up the drinking

>>6790366
Aristocratic parties used to be mostly socializing. Not just for gossip, but also for business-related networking. It would have been especially helpful without the internet.

>>6780527
Yare yare daze.

>>6791061
Nani sore, my fellow nakama?

A short little piss fic about accidently relieving yourself on Matsuri.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR9uqLWLOEryK-JoNqg3wgWKv1z7I-HYxE4I4JI1FKE_dEIRSN5XT6VdaB6onGZCk8MwzjlQHFES2rj/pub

I got this idea when I had to take a piss but had to hold it in.
Fuck Matsuri for giving a watersports fetish. I was normal once,

>>6791838
Matsuri made me cringe when watching Matsuri when she once was my oshi. Good thing I'm not like you, watersports and scat are so unbelievably degenerate and that's something coming from loli futa rape enjoyer. Talking about drinking her own INFECTED piss and then puking on herself from the taste? Asking homos to piss on her mouth and watch them jerk off to her? Nah.

>>6792046
>loli futa rape enjoyer
NTA, but to an outsider, you're far worse than a piss fetishist, you fucking freak

>>6791838
Definitely not into watersports myself but it was a funny fic. Nice work anon

>>6792117
In agreement.
Not a fan of piss, but it's DEFINITELY more tame than...well...ergh. Don't even want to type it.

>>6792300
And shouldn't a textless post like this go to the horny thread rather than this one?
I mean, the picture's fine, but it's a wee bit off-topic.

>>6791838
Funny story. personal spin: You look down to see that she had leaned forward to take it in her mouth and was holding it there, only to gulp it down and laugh at you as you freaked out.
Small errors, if you care:
paragraph 6, "open ait"
paragraph 14, "Right you pissed" ?

>>6792300
I want to firebomb civilians with my war criminal gf and have bed-breaking sex to the distant sound of wailing mothers and children.

>>6792412
Nope.

>>6792603
Oh, I see.

My bad, then.

>>6791838
Nice work, especially with Matsuri's reaction. I can only imagine what she would do afterwards.
>spoiler
Same here. I was never normal per se but Matsuri gave me fantasies I would never have considered.

>>6791838
Fun fact: If your piss is sweet that's a sign you
might have diabetes. In the olden days that's how they used to diagnose people.

>>6791838
I would have aimed upwards.

>>6792788
Which is also why if you spot ants on your pants it might mean you have diabetes, they are attracted to the sweetness. I found some in my pants once and thought i had it, but i just spilled juice on them thankfully.

>>6787624
So close... what annoys me about this one is that this is one of the least important arguments yet

>>6793010
At least it happened towards the end of the thread.

The flapping and clapping of Mori's asscheeks finally stopped along with gale-force fart she ripped. "Teehee teehee teehee!" Mori could only say looking back at Ame, who she had bent over and 'accidentally' farted on. What she saw horrified her. Ame's face had -for the lack of a better word- melted. Her eyes had popped and blackened pits only remained. Nose was gone, lips too. All of Ame's beautiful blonde hair was burnt away, and the skin on her head and face was bubbled and flowing like wax. The wretched gas had even ruined the chair and peeled the paint on the wall. The sight was an atrocity.

>>6792300
one of these days I WILL write Pekora lewds

>>6793267
What the fuck

>>6793302
You and I both, anon.

>>6793267
hot

>>6793267
Nice. I like the attention to detail you've given the scene. The wording painted quite the vivid scene in my mind. Shitpost though it may be, I'd like to see it continued, or perhaps molded into a story.

>>6791838
>mfw
>>6793267
She can still stream, right?

>>6793267
That was certainly something. Like that anon up there said, the attention to detail was on-point.
>>6793565
Probably. She's been through worse.
Ame facefarting Calli revengefic when?

no talky thread makey
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>>6795395
Not gonna post this on the new thread so we don't start a new one wasting post counts but this thread is barely halfway down the catalog, IMO it's way too early for a new one on a slow moving board like /vt/.

I'm not against making a new thread before we drop off completely but at least wait till we're in the dozen threads or so, imo.

>>6795653
That sounds fair to me.
Wonder why they're doing it so early these days?

>>6795395
Stop with the early thread already.

>>6795701
Impatience if I really had to guess. It's frustrating.

>>6795701
It's a random troublemaker. He's been told already to stop with the early threads.

>>6795395
Fuck you. You’ve been told to stop making early threads.

>>6795395
Do me a favor and fuck off with the early threads, please.

>>6795701
Don't know. Makes sense if you're talking about high pop boards where threads slide quickly but it can take hours for a thread to drop on /vt/. All this does is end up attracting unwanted autismo from other parts of the board.

>>6742007
I'm a bit late to the party. This was wonderful, Anon. Thank you very much for the hard work.

>>6795653
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>>6796194
Just report him.

>>6784102
Anon, please help me, I feel like I'm a fucking retard. Ina, right? It's Ina.

>Old thread is on page 8
>New thread is already 45 posts in
Anons, please. You could have just made a few complaint posts in the new thread, shitposted to sliding in this thread, and then just migrated at the end.

You sigh at the ceiling. The crash of storming thunder outside is denying you your beauty sleep, and you all-too-keenly remember the scythe-swinging practical in the morning. You were already one of the most mediocre in your class, and your guts twist unpleasantly because you know that sleep deprivation is only going to lead to you making even more of a fool of yourself. Back in za day you could laugh about it. Nobody starts as an expert- but now that you're attending Reaper High it's more embarrassing what a klutz you can be: especially in front of the girl reapers, who you've started to notice more and more. A groan escapes your lips, and thunder growls across the land again.

Predictable weather should have been one of the perks of living in the underworld, you think to yourself in mounting frustration. But no, for all it's supposed to be a "Dark Mirror of the Surface World," apparently whatever dickhead drew up the Underworldian Style Guide had a thing for gothic architecture, wolves constantly howling at a moon that's never not full, gardens that only grow roses and thunderstorms every other week. Any minute now-

Knock knock.

There it is. A soft tapping that you might have missed if you hadn't heard it a hundred times before. The bedroom door cracks an inch, throwing a slim knife's-edge of hallway light across your room.
"H-hey, are you awake?" comes the whispered, trembling voice of your little sister. You roll onto your side to make space and lift the corner of your duvet instead of vocalising a response. The springs of your mattress creak as she scrambles in beside you, pink night-dress covered with happy skeletons.
"Storm getting to you too, 'ope?" You ask as you close the nest of warm blankets around the both of you, catching her in a reassuring hug. Her head bobs a guarded nod in response, and the pair of you soon settle into a comfortable tangle- her back against your chest, your hands protectively around her middle. You were starting to think she might've outgrown the need for this kind of comfort, but just like always you can feel the tension in her shoulders physically oozing away as she leans back into you. She doesn't even startle when the freshest grumble of thunder attempts to disturb your rest- and you have to admit, it's a lot easier to drift off to sleep with your pink-haired sister in your arms, even if she was already outclassing you with a scythe in middle school. With fretful thoughts about your rapidly-approaching exam still consuming your thoughts, you're devoured by dreams.

>>6797820
Do me a favor and fuck off with the early threads.

>>6797820
Fuck you. You’ve been told to stop making early threads.

>>6797869
"Ara ara~" the curvy succubus coos as she thrusts her wide hips back, pillowy rump threatening to burst out of her lacy pencil skirt. "My cutest student asking for a bump to his grade~?"

The lewd demoness closes her fingers softly around your hands, guiding them to her chest. Aligning her digits above your own, she uses you like a tool: squeezing herself remorselessly, treating you to the sweet tactile sensation of her diamond-hard nipples. "And he's taking such liberties with me... my body's responding on its own~!" Dazed and confused, you stand there dumbly - as still and mute as if you were watching the scene from outside. Your dick is painfully hard, squished snugly against your sensei's thick cheeks. Humping you enthusiastically, she drags you all the way to the most powerful climax of your short life in what feels like no time at all, leaving your crotch cold and damp as you wake up in bed.

...

You wake up in a soggy puddle, and your sister is nowhere to be seen. Very, very reluctantly, your brain puts these facts together. Overcome by shuddering despair, you descend into the depths of your mattress and lie still for several long minutes before rising to assess the damage. Your sheets are utterly ruined, much worse than anything you've ever seen before. Considering your best course of action, you feel like shrivelling up into a small ball and cringing yourself out of existence. Yeah. That seems best.

You dump your bedding in your hamper to deal with later. Then you shower in an attempt to wash some of the scummy feelings away. You're pretty sure your soul will never be clean again, but at least you're freshly washed when you descend to breakfast.

A blur of black and pink hesitates by the front door as you drag your heavy, clumping feet down the stairs. Mori's face flushes as bright red as the little dollop of jam on her stereotypical anime-schoolkid toast-square. So does yours. But she only stays frozen like a deer in oncoming headlights for a second, and she bolts out of the door before you can muster the courage to say anything.

Probably for the best.

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>>6798029
I didn't make the new thread, and I agree with you that it's stupid to make them as early as they are. All I'm saying is there's no point to wasting so many posts in a thread just to complaining about it.

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>>6798075
Haha, i'm posting an in-progress fic in a dying thread when there's already a new one made.

Not sure what to call it. Shincestigami Part One? Whatever, at least this one isn't dying stillborn in notepad.

>>6798099
Fuck no. What good does that do? Nothing. It just encourages him to do it again.

>>6797820

I hope that 'Luna raping you at gunpoint' prompt gets picked up. The greentext was already pretty funny.

I was gonna post my new story in the next thread but I guess I'll just post it tomorrow

>>6800277
Might be a few hours with how the early thread is going.

>>6800760
That's fine, I'm going to bed soon anyway

>>6801044
What story was it?

>>6801130
Kanata fluff

>>6801211
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU EARLY THREAD FAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6801211
remember what they took from us

Finally finished writing for the amebrap anon...! Though i shall also wait for all the thread bullshit to be solved. Will post tomorrow..

>>6801211
Fucking faggot early thread OP

>>6801405
CURSE EARLYFAG-OP

It's me
John Amebrap

I'm eager to see what you've done, anon!
By the way, are you feeling better since last we talked? I don't mean to intrude, it's only that y'said you were sick and tired.

Gotta keep this thread alive to dunk on Earlyfag.

Badumpadumpadump.

Oh wait. Bump limit. Yeah. Um.

At least he delayed an inevitable brap story. So that's good.

>Early thread hit bump limit before this thread died
The power of spite.

>>6795395
Fuck you, it reach the bump limit in less than three hours. Go fuck yourself.

Almost finished...