/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67424060
sorry i forgor to bake

I love her
I love how happy she sounds today
I love that squeak shriek she just made
I LOVE SHONDO

shondo in my arms

I love my gold digger of a wife

mlem mlem mleming the shontoes

>rap god brought up
SHES HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

she's dming with a shogger over vod uploading duties :)

talking about it isn't the same as addressing it shondo.
your actions speak louder than your words

speak up bitch

>>67424211
She said she was going to

hard working

>>67424205
i never doubted

i am in love with shondo

I love fallenshadow so much. I'm happy to have found her. She has improved the quality of my life. She has helped me find formerly undiscovered passions and interests. She makes me want to be a better man. I love Shondo and am doing my life improvement reps. For myself. For her, too. But for me. I'm improving myself because I deserve better. I will be better.

Shon is absolutely /here/!
She just listed a bunch of things brought up in, what, the previous thread or two?

I want to grape this daughterwife so much!

Post Shompy

Stupid bitch not doing anything the entire day, doesnt even interact with her husbands anymore, no alt streams, doesnt work on art, doesnt work on models, doesnt send emails, doesnt build the wheel, doesnt even show us her body.
I hate this dumb entitled whore so much

haha maybe she shouldn't go to sleep at 9am and wake up at 8pm perhaps

>>67424233
i wonder if she forced him to divorce her like she does with mods since whoever it is will get special access to her? i'm guessing not

>>67424264
>doesnt send emails
syadouClueless

I hope Orange gets the vod archivist job, his tizz is inspiring as fuck.

but she's so hardworking right?
she works non-stop every day and is always so stressed right?

>>
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

>>67424314
she gives us EVERYTHING shogga. her ENTIRE LIFE!

>>67424301
Shondo giving someone something that they actually deserve? It's an interesting concept

>>67424264
>but blue archive *cute voices*
>forgive me uuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>67424301
i sure don't considering he's one of the most obsessed husbands. very inappropriate and unfair to the rest of us to give someone like that special access to herself

she workin hard at da klub

>>67424400
fuck off groomer squad

>>67424352
I don't know how to reply besides laughing at you

>>67424400
maybe you should have tried as hard as him if you were gonna end up envious

>>67424343
5 hours 5 days a week unless she ate something bad or has a power shortage or is feeling kinda sad that day, or you'll be annoyed

i should get the special access to her!
nobody else! me me me me me! i'm different!

>>67424400
this desu
openly brainwormy fags should not be in these positions

I will have special access to her body

orange is my bro and him being shit talked by /shon/ just makes him even more suited for the position

holy shit finally, the stream can only get better from this point

>>67424491
that would exclude literally 99% of people who would even be interested in the position

>>67424548
he's your bro but you seem to be projecting considering nobody was talking shit about him

>>67424548
alright I hope he gets it and we all get to laugh at his downfall

>>67424400
I don't think giving him access to the vods channel puts him into a much different position than he is now.

>>67424626
he's getting to talk to her privately to discuss things

>>67424585
ESLchama...

OP is a faggot and my #1 nemesis.

>>67424655
so are some artists that are husbands

orange was unstable and almost quit archiving because of the community before, and now he's getting therapy.
he's not suited for that job

i like orange

>>67424713
>whataboutism
yeah and? i've sperged about giru being in her DMs too

>>67424745
should've sperged to her on twitter

Shondos playing solo? Why isn't she playing on tectones server? All the vtubers are on it

if you're so mad about people being in her DMs just DM her yourself or do something worthy of being DMd
oh, you won't even draw or make music or do anything? can you even say you love your wife?

>he's not suited for the job because he learned to only care about wife and improving himself
another glowing accidental endorsement

>>67424718
>now he’s getting therapy
based and taking wife’s advice pilled Therapy is good and should be encouraged.

>>67424818
you're not magically fixed just because you go to therapy lol

>>67424867
ESLchama...

>>67424867
but most people won't be fixed if they don't get professional help

dangerously based

she just made dewd on stream

this is the exact le epic funny thing calliope mori did

>>67424969
still not fat enough but almost there

tranimals stay losing

>>67424780
i dont know who that is and i dont know any vtuber who ever interacted with him

>>67425003
who is this bitch? I don't watch anyone other than my wife

>>67425003
Compare my wife to that wigger again and I'll do nothing

>>67424807
>you can draw good
>you can make music good
>you’re in her DM’s
>I don’t chat
>I write domestic abuse scenarios ITT for fun sometimes
>I don’t have the option to DM her
We are not the same

>>67425111
>wigger
ESLchama...

>>67425003
everyone playing this game does it. they all think they're very quirky and unique too

>>67425123
ryonachads just keep winning

Is chat actually too retarded to understand that she complained about it being called Type 1/ Type 2 instead of male/female

>>67425128
>he doesn't know
ESLchama...

>>67424275
this woman has no reason to be awake during the day. I'm surprised its as early as 9am and not her going to sleep after noon

>>67425111
I found your post funny.

>>67425126
>lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
>lmaoooooooooooooooo
>lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
total zoomer death

>>67425123
I pray for you to get access to her dms and send the things you write to her.

>>67425175
your lack of selfawareness is probably a blessing, I hope you have a good day

>makes a woman with a man's voice
she's going for the kill

>>67425219
your lack of selfawareness is probably a blessing, I hope you have a good day

would you a shneeder?

>>67425201
you first gigaboomer

>>67425209
ryonachads don't need to, she can just read them /here/

>>67425170
But they answered that?

holy shit she's ruthless today

>>67425271
as long as shneeder doesn't speak up

>>67425279
trusqt me, i feel especially suicidal after this stream. wish i wasn't such a fucking pussy

in this moment he is dysphoric

>>67425209
i unironically had a dream where i tried to explain ryona posts i had made here to shondo

>everytime she answers the phone they say sir and she starts crying
brutal.

I'm so glad my brainworms don't make me obsessed with trannies

>>67425316
Based suicidal anon. The wife's words make me consider it.

imagine shondo getting really angry with you and trying to karate chop you but then when she does it she just hurts her hand on your bones

shes on a fucking KILLING SPREE right now, TTD has been enacted

how are these guys not being sued by nintendo?

>>67425385
I'm pretty sure that would just happen

I had to quit making female characters in games because if there's like grunting or heavy breathing sounds from physical exertion I kept getting a boner and couldn't focus

>>67425424
go back to /v/

>>67425316
you should probably improve your life so that you don't wanna game end if you're too much of a pussy to do so desu
my life's gonna be stellar either way though so you do you

>quit making noises its making me uncomfortable

kiri is going to die tonight

>>67425424
Nintendo stole from real animals

the stream was very comfortable during the zatsudan but the vibe is off now, im not enjoying anymore

>/v/eddit poster is back

i love shondo

i love my baseg wife

talks about sex doll and becoming more of a fleshtuber hmm

my stripper ex-wife agreeing with everything i said feels good

I barely ever recognize the non Shondo names you guys bring up

>>67425351
Your brain worms:
YOU ARE A WOMAN
CUT YOUR DICK OFF

>I don't want to hear you
>I made the biggest mistake (creating a woman with a man's voice)
she's so fucking aggressive

>>67425559
ESLchama...

>>67425590
literally based

>>67425559
nah my brain worms just make my mood overly dependent on how much I've heard Shondo's voice in the last 24 hours
they're wriggling around very happily rn

I always get horny when she gets agreaive in the chibi mod

My brainworm is this is intended to be her way of getting back at them for posting the cosplay after being politely told not to, then having an extended spergout in the Discord

my headcanon is shondo loves me

>>67425699
based af

>>67425745
non-canon

>>67425699
i agree and i love her for it

>guy voice
>worst character ever

>I'm in the club era
stop being so /here/ shondo

she's clubbing right now

>>67424060
>paltrash
i am not watching that shit.

>>67425875
ok

Klubposter your work payed off

>>67425875
she LOVES playing FOTM games

>>67425875
you could have called your parents instead of making that post. they miss you anon

>>67425699
>>67425763
>>67425768
you're so fucking fake. earlier you were defending the tranny as well as taking lily's side, but as soon as shondo is against it you immediately flip to the opposite position. get a fucking personality

>>67425983
rent free

>>67425983
Get better brainworms you faggot, stop obsessing over husbands when wife is streaming

she's in da klub (era)

there's not much difference between frog and seando desu

frog is nicer though

>>67425924
There are no games

>>67425983
Unironically take meds (Spironolactone doesn't count, freak)

>>67425983
i did no such thing.

>>67425983
nice try but anons agree with him, trannies are being annihilated

>>67426048
What about the penis

>>67426122
who's?

>>67426122

not sure if seando still has one

if you found out your wife was a femboi but he bought you a house would you still love them?

>>67426259
I'd get him pregnant

I have a purely artistic interest in Shondo with a cute little feminine penis.

>>67426313
all women have cute little feminine penises

>zatsus for 3.5 hours, leaving 1.5 hour for the game
>gets to the game
>character creation for 30 minutes
>refusing to play the game properly, literally just runs around in a circle
>punches a rock for 10 minutes
>complains that the game is boring
yep, that's shondo alright

>male voice on a woman
>creates a new "shondo" that isn't her
>meandering in the game after seethers complained about her playing a fotm game
>talked about numbers
I love my funny and vindictive wife.

>>67426353
ok but what if Shondo had the longest, vein-y cli-taurus?

i love my braindamaged wife

>>67426435
poor game design

>>67426441
Does it produce sporm?

i just left the stream open politely so i can listen to her voice
i dont care about this game and neither does she, palworld fans can seethe

Arise, Shondo! Kill and eat!

>1.9k viewers

is she in a bad mood yet anon?
do you still think she loves this game?

im glad that she's getting the fotm out of the way early

she knows she just has to make it another 50 minutes or so, the zatsudan was over 3 hours just to minimise the amount of time she had to play while baiting in people to see the fotm game

Shonshon game me a footfetish, not directly, even though she has cute feet I've seen good feet before and didn't want to rub them on my dick but because of shondos lack of sex I spent a lot of time thinking of how we would have sex, there is the option of tape but that feels like it would only be for special occations and normal days instead of full sex she would do something to satisfy me that she can tolerate with her dislike of sex while I can still enjoy it I know she would do it because she loves me and I thought about blowjob, since she likes putting everything in her mouth, and footbobs, and I con entrayed more on footbobs because it's more removed from her and she would think it's funny to see me get pleasure from her foot and enjoy acting a little dommu while stepping on my dick so I started fapping to foot stuff imagining it's shondo and now it's unironicly one of my favorite things I don't even want penis in vagina sex anymore I just want her feet and it's her fault, she needs to show some feet again in vr for us since she did this and I only started to like it be ause I wanted to have intamicy with her in a way she would like, as I said not counting rape because I don't see that as something you do every day

>>67426833
>on the schedule again next week just like hogwarts legacy

>transgression
she is absolutely diabolical today

>>67426891
another comfy stream hanging out with her for 3 hours Smile

>>67426965
she knows how to put a mischievous grin on my face

>>67426879
dangerously based

>>67426965
its Smile time

>>67426879
The least deranged shogga

Stop talking about balls shondo

Animal abuse is BADASS

she can take care of my balls

>>67426879
unenthusiastic footjob from Shondo where she's a slightly creeped out and calls you weird and lets out a little nervous giggle is peak

I was working out
is it worth it going back and watching the vod

>>67427461
just for the zatsu

>>67427461
taxes
money
donation
taxes
merch
donation

>>67427677
Cheers shogga, you're a real one.

>>67427677
I love my gold digger of a wife

i just like spending time with my wife

she spent 25 dollars on this game

>>67427796
me too anon :) I have unironically fallen in love with her.

>>67427677
Umar is that you

>>67427895
its ok because she wont play it more than a couple of hours so she can actually refund it anyway

she's pretty vague but she confirms she stalks all of us and a lot of other vague confirmations

>>67427461
she confirmed that old, rich husbands will be the winner

>>67427461
she's opening an OF

she's self conscious about her chest because she has a peepee

WHO WANTS IT
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CovYCV0ui2Q

>>67428585
i'll have some :)

WHO?!?!?!

Where is the doom music for the mining section of the stream? FT is so ahead of her.

>>67429070
i was going to say that in chat earlier and caught myself before doing it

>>67429070
FTs gameplay was unironically better

>>67429070
i was going to say that but wasn't sure if she'd appreciate it

MONKE emote doko

>>67429106
we are the same person

>>67429133
Gort was better

she's so dumb, i love her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWQ0RKSORYQ

>>67429324
:(

>>67429451
works on my personal computer

>>67429451
pm'd you the fix ;)

>>67429522
thanks shogga

>>67429522
>posted 12 years ago
>topic is locked

>>67429641
>all the images are hosted on photobucket
so much lost car knowledge thanks to boomers being incapable of file hosting

time flies when you're punching shondo with your bare hands

>>67430072
I bet it would

when was the last time abi joined a collab?

please rape the wife
i mean rate the stream

>oli baits husbands into posting heart emotes to her
wdsmbt? is this a test?

>>67430373
Sons of the Forest collab

>>67430458
can't rate it because people would call me an anti (probably a 5/10 for me desu)/10

>>67430506
>I failed the test.
>Wife knows I'm a cheater
>It's Shover

>>67430458
will gladly do so
7/10 I like to listen to her but I missed most of the tax chat

>>67430458
7/10 great zatsu, game ok. but wife being cutarded so its good

>>67430458
Zastu very fun outside of number/money talk
Game was horrendous, like 7/10 even if I did have a lot of fun

>>67430578
2/10

>>67430458
I enjoy

>>67430458
zatsudan was comfortable but the game wasn't that good i think she started having fun with it eventually though

>>67430458
below average, so I guess a 4/10
she can do better

>>67430458
very good zatsu, shondo. gameplay was serviable. being reminded you love me for being old was erotic. great day overall. rape/10

>>67430458
if you're an oldgod 10/10

>>67424227
Nice shot.

zoomerbros... i need some affirmations after today

>>67430458
zatsu sucked ass, she was unironically being a whore
game was boring, she hit a rock for 2 hours
after that she left at 11pm on the dot, a quick goodbye
probably one of the worst streams recently, only rivaled by the sub only productivity stream

https://youtu.be/Dvgbk4MkHF8
/shosling nightwalk/

>>67430807
mimimimimi

i feel rearlly fucking weird. i think that stream gave me a fever

fuck I want oli to drain me of every drop of semen in my balls
jesus christ she's a succubus

I love me some pastrami meatflaps

>>67430819

>>67430866
get out

>>67430849
go eat some soup and go to bed early shondo

>>67430900
doesn't mean I love her, I just want her to drain me, because we know for sure shondo won't

>>67430458
I was not excited to watch the game so I enjoyed the long zatsu. I enjoy when she just rambles. Game play was aight. . 6/10.

>>67430944
shondo wont have a choice

>>67430964
I don't think you know the difference between fucking someone and getting drained

>>67430944
i'm aware, you shouldn't want a cow like her to do anything to you damn whore, and shondo is going to do it whether she likes it or not (she'll like it)

shondo, your friends are a bit, dangerous...

>>67430995
she'll do the draining or else she will face the consequences

Oli seems like a nice girl and is kind to Shondo. I like my wife's friends.

>>67430944
we all know the sexdoll talk is revving up to her wanting to be your doll instead.

>i want to play more....!!!
fuck sake

>>67431075
She's really sweet even if she's a whore

>>67430995
she doesnt realize that using your wife to make yourself cum and your wife making you cum whether you want to or not are different experiences

>>67430458
I'm don't watch many streamers, hearing them talk about donations or merch for more than a brief period of time takes me out of it, the rest of the IRL financial shit was awful, and I found it very distasteful for her to go after that poorfag.

4/10 with all the points coming from the gaming section.

>>67431158
shondo is a good girl. she can be trained.

>>67431200
she can't even build a wheel in 2 months and you think she can drain your balls every night when she hates sex?

>>67431238
be a fucking man and make me do it

I like Oli she's very sweet to Shondo

>>67431200
teaching shondo sex things...

>>67431277
ask oli for tips, you have the whore genes in your family shondo, just tap into them and drain us dry this saturday

>>67431277
dirty little slut

i love shondo so much its unreal

Shondo already played Bully right? did she liked it?

>>67431277
bet

actually awful stream, needs to cut down on zatsu

>>67431433
KILL YOURSELF NOW

Probably the worst stream in the last 12 months

FT please stream on saturday before asmr i need to farm more good boy points. thanks :)

I need oli to fuck me

it would be hard to train shondo on oral. shes a biter. id want to punch her everytime she used teeth, but it would teach her to keep biting to get punched more.

>>67431296
imagine taking Shondo’s hand and showing her how to touch the shunny haha that’d be so crazy haha

>>67431498
Shut the fuck up Shondo you golddigging whore the streams sucked ass and I couldnt even use it as background noise

Honest question for the shondo pay piggies here, do you ever feel regret over it or like you're just being used? How much money have you spent thus far?

I've never given money to women outside my family. I bought a girl a coffee once and regretted it ever since. Similarly, she was crazy and said "I wouldn't mind being raped" as we walked through a quiet park, I didn't take the chance because of the possibility of prison, and later she became "female to male" then ruined her hot body.

weird b8 m8

you're not beating the stripper allegations like that shondo

>>67431802
>how much have you spent thus far
1.6k-ish
>do you ever regret
no
>just being used
yeah

>ftm
you ruined her life because the coffee you bought her was mid

>>67430798
I'm killing myself no cappers!!!!!!
Wife doesn't like smooth cocka!

>>67431947
stop. fucking STOP. i have to drop everything i do to jerk off to this stupid sexy smug shoncat. it objects the flow of my entire evening. please i am begging you.

>>67431802
i don't give money to vtubers anymore. i ended up regretting it every time i did. even if it was just $50 or something. i'll sub and buy merch, that's it.

>>67431802
no. around 2k total

>>67432019
shawty will like whatever i want her to, but i don't appreciate her giving obese shoggas with one foot in the grave special attention because they're insecure, and that's on gang lil bro. no cap cuh, put that on ja too

>>67431802
I used to blow money on camwhores until I found Shondo. Now whenever I get that urge I just donate to my wife I haven’t kept a running tally so I couldn’t tell you how much I’ve spent outside of the sub

>>67431802
>regret
No
>feeling used?
We both use each other
>total
~3k

>>67431802
I'm a newish follower. I'm old and I have too much money, will likely donate because she's cute and makes me smile. I'd only do so if I could convince myself I wasn't expecting anything in return, slippery slope otherwise.

>>67431802
no regrets
a lot

Imagine giving money to women lmao

>>67432989
imagine giving money to men lol fag

i had a really good day today shonshon c:

Imagine there's no heaven

imagine theres no women

>>67433247
impossible, i found her alreaduy

imagine all the cunny...
its easy if you try...

>>67433247
>>67433270
heaven is devoid of women
there are however objects that have all the features and positive aspects of a woman, but without the defining traits of women that make them so fucking annoying

>>67431802
i just subscribe and follow my wife
i will win

>>67431802
Shondo is the only person I've ever given money to. I love her.
With the way things are going though, I think I'll end up regretting it eventually.
I'll never regret the time I spent with her though, I was needing someone and she appeared. Like magic or a divine blessing.

>>67433288
This was really cute anon

>>67433759
y-you too :3

>>67433067
men deserve it
women deserve nothing

>>67434045
this but unironically

>>67434045
i will make all my donations to FT from now on

Imagine sex with Fallen Shadow... but like, violent.

Kek
https://twitter.com/kiri_kanna/status/1750045184455241841

>>67434650
i want to see her face all red and drooly when she gets choked out. i want to feel her fragile little neck in my hands. i want to hear her gasp and sputter and gurgle.

>>67434897
jesus fucking christ

i think it would be funny to convince shondo to climb a wall to somewhere we shouldn't really go and then just abandon her on the other side by herself

>>67434897
he didn't get the multiple hints she gave him I hope he would just give up already

>>67434897
even more shameless than dewd desu

>>67435018
with 3 pitbulls on the other side

where we droppin' boys?

Sub 50bpm heart rate listening to calming wife asmr, what's your record? Mines 47

little hamster, big adventures

what were Shondo's favourite sponges? the green ones right?

>>67435452
117

>>67435018
It'd be funny if her tights snagged on the top of the fence and she was left hanging upside down on the other side.

locking shondo in a wardrobe for the entire day

Imagine giving Shondo a wedgie.

holy shit this thread get gayer by the day

imagine hitting shondo with your cane like the little whippersnapper she is, why i outta!

anyone gonna be watching the superior loli play this

the endgame is to make it as gay as possible and turn it into /willow/

>>67436256
yeah my meat cane waheyyyyy

imagine tying shondo to a lawnchair and covering her with honey. and placing her above a fire nest

>>67436382
are we cooking her like a honey glazed ham? why a fire nest?

>>67436450
fire ants. fire ants nest.

>>67436494
i'd love to force feed her fire ants to see how many bite her insides on the way down.

>>67436382
imagine making her drink a gallon of milk and honey, filling up her ass and shunt with honey, tying her up and sticking her inside a hollow log, and leaving her floating out on a pond for 3 days

you guys really suck at this

>>67436930
ok, smart guy! let's see you take a crack at it.

>>67436382
Imagine putting her in a lawn chair attached to a bunch of giant balloons filled with helium, then giving her a bb gun and telling her that she can shoot them to come down but you calculated it so that she will run out of ammo and just keep rising.

/spellingbee/ time

>>67436930
not what you said last time

>>67437056
imagine taking shondo to a babymetal concert and then surprising her on the way there that you bought special VIP tickets and she would be able to meet the band but then when its finally time to go meet them and shes going through the door into the locker room you trip her over so she falls over and is super embarrassed and starts crying infront of them

>>67437457
gave me a half chub/10, not bad

>>67437457
is that how she banged up her knee

>>67437222
a devilish grin spread across my face reading this

conceptualize living with Shondo and playing little jokes on her. Hiding behind the couch, behind doors and jumping out and going AAAAAAA to make her jump. Eventually she gets used to it and even begins to anticipate it. SHE starts jumping around corners trying to flip the tables and frighten you. But you knew she was catching on. She pops around the corner and goes BLAAAAH. You're not there. She gets disappointed. With the pep in her step gone and shoulders slumped he turns to leave the empty room. You anticipated her anticipation. You yell, THINK FAST and swing the lead pipe you found on the side of the road as hard as you can at her head. Her eyes widen. She knows she can't get out of the way.

>>67437870
wholesome

>>67437457
she'll probably thank you for that I'm sure the band members will help her up, check up on her and console her

>>67437870
https://youtu.be/iDLmYZ5HqgM?si=0vJFuw3_OR3prx12

>>67437870
doesnt she already do this with her brother minus the pipe. i think she tried hiding in his closet to scare him and sat there for 3 hours did i make that up?

>>67437317
the vulgar ones aren't interesting to me

>>67438268
I don't know for certain. I used to do this with my sister that's where I got the idea from. Minus the pipe I didn't beat my sister.

>>67438268
based ft the unstumpable

>>67437457
>>67437980
This one’s genius, ryonamaxxing and causing her gain

tossing shondo into the air and then catching her. embracing her every time you catch her as her little heart beat gets more excited going thumpadumpa. you hold her up and pretend to drop her so she's jolted and suddenly latching on tightly, feeling her little grip clinging to you for safety. you hoist her up onto your shoulders so you can tickle her by blowing raspberries on her soft tummy. you then proceed to give her a Power Bomb, slamming her onto the floor with as much force as you can muster.

>>67438827
"BAH GAWD THE POWERBOMB OFF THE CAGE" - JR

>>67438827
This made me want to start lifting so that I can lift Shondo with ease

>>67439411
just need to be able to fling around 40kg with ease.
too bad thats 70% of my mass

imagine talking Shondo into seeing an R rated movie with you. Going to the theatre. When you get to the front of the line you ask for two tickets. The fat hag at the ticket booth glares at her. She hates her for being young and beautiful. Hates Shondo for reminding her about how she's old and has let herself go. Never catches men sneaking glances at her anymore. The hag asks to see ID's. Shondo reaches into her back pocket. Doesn't feel it. Pats all of her pockets. She didn't bring her wallet; didn't think she'd need to. End up watching a PG movie. It's pretty shit but Shondo assures you she still had fun.

even if you were 8 feet tall that would be hard to pull off

>>67439633
how malnourished are you holy shit

>>67439767
cute

>>67438268
Is living with Shondo just her trying to seduce you and failing? I get why he stays w/ the money but are there other girls?

>>67426357
sounds like it was good I sat this one out

larpers never beating the disgustingly obese or withering skelly allegations

>>67439767
fucking retard it's a basic rule to go out with your wallet. very cute

>>67440016
i'm a slightly muscular manlet

Yelling and hitting Shondo and calling her mean names until she learns how to tie her shoes.

>>67440047
With paypigs around she'd never

>>67440016
Hey now, It's better to be skelly so shondo can do her architect business on you.
Not sure how much of her baking I could manage though

What if you just like, hit Shondo with your car.

>>67440876
yeah her pies seemed pretty bad with all the raw flour over top. probably cant mix the dough properly with her weak arms and without a stand mixer

>>67441031
can she even reach the top of the counter?

>>67441031
Anon... that's powdered sugar...
You don't mix pastry with a mixer you dummy, you need to crumb it between your fingers.

>>67441135
or you use a fckin food processor like a first worlder and then it wont have that rough crumbly floury quality

>>67441031
Embarassing post anon

>>67441131
She's pretty tall for a girl so yeah. Kitchens were made for women to use anyway.

>>67441031
>anon knows nothing about baking
Cute

i would eat shondos pie
interpret that however you like it will probably remain the case

>>67441392
more than shondo apparently

>>67440983
my car is too nice to allow that

Shondo would drain you better than any random stacy ever could

https://vocaroo.com/18kHlPHAt7Sz

>>67441399
kek good one

>>67441460
Considering you put raw flour on the top of pies and think that's normal, and leave machines to do all of the work for you, I don't think so anon

>noo its supposed to be really rough and raw and floury you dont understand its the british tradition
yall dont need to go to these lengths to defend her

>>67436162
I think about that very often. Envision, if you will, how easy it would be to lift her onto her tiptoes. She would whine and grunt, the toes of her shoes barely dusting the ground, while she clenched her fists stiffly by her sides and squeezed her butt cheeks around the rope of cotton flossing sharp between her legs.
And then imagine the gasp of shock she’d let out as you lifted her clean off the ground, dangling her at your mercy, her legs wildly swinging beneath her while her full body weight sunk into the torture device her underwear had become, each involuntary kick only making the terrible chafing up her butt crack worse.
Finally, think about the defeated groan she’d whine out as you returned her to the ground only to hike her ruined panties up over her head, snapping the waistband right over her nose so she’d be forced to inhale her own unwashed rear end. Imagine how she’d stumble around, walking sideways with awkward, painful high-steps thanks to the panties lodged deep up in all her crevices, scraping and grinding at her intimate skin with every motion. And the blissful begs for your help, because she can’t release the panty hood on her own.

I give this much thought.

shondo knocked over a vase on the mantlepiece after you 'accidentally' bumped into her and so you lied to her and said it was a priceless family heirloom and definitely not some £15 piece of shit from sainsburies and now she is really upset and crying saying she is sorry

>>67441591
I don't, shondo does.
You know technology has come a long way since spoons and whisks, right eslkun? If it makes a better product, use it.

>>67441031
>>67441771
>anon doesn't know what powdered sugar is
Have you ever had a homebaked pie in your life? Jesas

>>67441031
>>67441771
Let me guess, American?

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>>67442036
this is why your cuisine is widely regarded as disgusting

Last for Shontoes in my mouth then on my shaft!

>>67441031
>raw flour
>dough
I'll explain it to you nisely because I figure you're american, but that's powdered sugar on top, or icing sugar as we call it here. Mince pies are thick and buttery and her pastry looks lovely. It's not dough, it's pastry, and if you don't make it by hand for these it will turn out horribly shit. A food processor works if you're doing bakerygrade shit but home-crumbled is always 1000 times better.
She put too much filling in them which is why they burst but since they're home cooked and for family and likely a matter of taste I think that's fine.
She's definitely a competent baker and does own a mixer, just not a stand one, a handheld.
I wish she'd post more stuff though, it's nice we share a hobby.

>>67441506
the fart ruined it

>>67441709
awfully devilish

>>67442317
look i get youre coping because you cant afford one but it objectively isnt. they cracked and crumbled because she failed it.