/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my gold digger of a wife

passionately giving backshots to shondo while wrapping her hair on my left hand for leverage and maintaining piercing eye contact with FT who's peeking through the door who's frozen still in fear by seeing such muscular evil looking shogga with a wicked smile on his face making her sister do noises he's never heard before

i love shondo more than anything else in the world

>>67563033
giru is a literal god when he wants to be

I wish my brain worms didn't make me need to know everything that's hurting shondo so that I can suffer alongside her
but they do so time to read through the last few threads and figure out what her sad tweet was about

>I want shondo jr
oli doesn't know

shontoes

shondo in my arms after giving her the most lovingly rough strokes to her shunny to make her feel better

NINA PLEASE LOOK UP SHONDO'S SKIRT

up

>>67563221
i would give shondo uppies whenever she wanted but i would sometimes accidentally on purpose hit her head against the door frame

My favorite shogger found Nina's TTS

This is already old news by now, but i just want to say that that was indeed powered sugar, and it does indeed look like that, i eat powdered sugar a lot, so i would know

not even the "great asset great great asset" cheers her up... owari da

shondo just do an alt stream later with us. stop worrying about today.

shondo just do whatever you want i will support you

shondo dont do anything or im going to freak out

shondo be born

shondo do joi tomorrow to reassure us that you aren't going down the route of rushia

shondo tell FT to check his steam messages i have a proposition for him

this collab sucks im going to go take a nap

>>67563586
this is the only possible way she could prove it and it has to be done

shonDO but shonDON'T

>>67563671
she told him to his face she's been ignoring him purposefully idk man

don't do what shondont does

>>67563787
>says she wants to minimize mental illness in her community and make husbands happy and help them feel better about themselves
>gaslights and ghosts husbands until they go insane for arbitrary reasons
wdsmbt?

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

>>67563787
can you really blame her for ignoring him? she shouldve called his bullshit out earlier but anything is better than caving to people like him who just want to manipulate her

So like your oshi unironically believed in vtuber keyfabe despite being a vtuber herself? Am I geting it right? LMAO

>>67563890
fleece is just the first husband she groomed to the point she's able to break his very soul.
he won't be the last one.

>>67563994
i hope the next is d***

>>67563962
she has never caved to him, what the fuck is wrong with you, why do you have such a hate boner for him

>>67563901
I appreciate you

>>67563890
He had 0 moral resolve. If he had tried to be a better person for her for just a little bit she would have forgiven him. But he broke at the first time she pushed back at him

>>67563981
she is my wife and yes

Guys this collab is kind of nothing...

>>67563890
>because he sends her an insane email she doesn't want to talk to him for a day or two

>>67563787
Derek /here/, this is true. He lost his auto-read out privilege's that he used to have with her on stream. Which is sad because he was often pretty funny. That auto-read went to Neosky as a rebound but lately that has calmed down as well. Currently she is auto-reading non-subs.

>>67563981
my kamioshi is too pure for this world and that is reason #8 for why she is my kamioshi

>>67564078
Bro it's been 2 and a half hours

>>67563962
I have to respect shoggers who won't bend when she changes to appease twitch normies
the filian shit was great because it was so blatant even some otherwise yesmen were calling her on it

>>67564078
All barbie collabs take multiple hours to get off the ground, there are 7 women that need managing after all

>>67563981
Yes and she's my wife and i love her

>>67564048
eslchama....

>>67564091
she's still reading almost everything that magnetomaster and dewd posts

>>67564078
>this collab
ALL collabs that are not one on one.

>>67564078
I've learned that horny in dutch means funny in german, so I'm going to go find a dutch girl to use this on

>>67564166
Because both of them are quality chatters, yes.

>>67563962
>I don't want yesmen
>person doesn't yesman
> >:(
>breaks his soul

what happened during the filian stream? I stayed for the first half an hour or so because I love my wife but filian sounds way too much like my cousin so I didn't pay attention for long

I love shondo unconditionally and will spend forever and ever with her

>>67564237
do you want to fuck your cousin?

>>67563962
It literally had nothing to do with that. She ignored him because of the email not because of any of the YOU didn't like him

>>67564232
>"no don't do that"
>"why? I don't want you to"
what the fuck do you expect

>>67564305
not that one

>>67564339
It had nothing to with him disagreeing with her or being 'annoying'

I want shondo to break me

>>67564310
reasons*

>>67564237
It was mostly just them being awkward, they laughed at a couple of people dying as a result of a car crash(without realising, and they still probably don't know) and fillian kept calling shondo schizo(probably with no ill intentions, she's just retarded) and then shondo's internet pooped itself after fillian made herself faint
Overall about a 5-6/10 for me

Fleece has been in full samefag damage control mode since the last thread. Aren't you going away? You removed the oshi mark but still give a shit about your reputation in this community.

>>67564220
if your idea of quality is sex jokes and pedo shit, sure

>>67564232
not being a yesman doesnt mean be a contrarian little bitch at every opportunity
>>67564310
yeah and when she finally called him out turns out his whole attitude in general was annoying her for a while so clearly it did have something to do with it when she called him an anti for how he acted

>>67564232
Shondo only respects groomer behavior, not malicious manipulators. This isn't hard to understand,. given the is the former of the two.

>>67564462
Not everyone wants to hear your bullshit made-up reasons to be a dramaqueen.

Do you give not read the thread? The person that is here is seph not fleece
Though I don't doubt fleece is also here

dewd is pretty funny although a bit one note
I won't let you lesser husbands gaslight me into having a negative bias towards him

>>67564538
People dont hate him because hes funny
People hate him because he kept abusing shondos trust

I just don't have it in me to generate strong feelings for anyone in the community besides my wife

>>67564519
>made-up reasons
Strange outsider is shit talking my wife. I'm entitled to flay his skin. Simple as.

>>67564538
Unironically, dewd does have some funny comments here and there, but there's still too much sexpesting and being a pedophile
He's still a fucking faggot though and I'll keep telling him he's gay in chat whenever I get the chance to

>>67564656
watch your wife's streams for once in your life.

>>67564656
>Strange outsider is shit talking my wife. I'm entitled to flay his skin. Simple as.
you don't know you wife at all

>>67564591
dont forget being a groomer and pedo

>>67564664
the you have dewd flirting and asking what underwear Inis is wearing
get ready for her to accuse him of cheating on her with Inis, oh wait

I love /chatter/ general

>>67564655
Why are you here?

It's kind of commendable how dewd is so open about being a pedophile

>>67564664
>I'll keep telling him he's gay in chat whenever I get the chance to
You mean when you use that cunnymaxxer alt? You don't have the balls to call him gay on your main.

my ultimate rrat is that chatters come here to spread rumors/hate about themselves in the hope that shondo reads the thread and will be groomed into noticing them more during streams + on twitter

I need to kill her with my bare hands

>>67564945
syadouClueless

guys stop wifey dokoing in nina's chat
listen to your wife for once in your life

>>67564945
That's right Lurk, you're my favorite chatter.

>>67564945
no way

>>67565002
There are 23 IPs in this thread and two are mine.

>>67564945
my rrat is that dewd baits /here/ intentionally because he thinks it's hilarious.

I'm not feeling it today, sorry guys

>>67565065
watch out /shon/ we got a real detective here

>>67564945
My rrat is that I bait /here/ intentionally to make my shogga Dewd laugh.

>>67565065
this is almost certainly true considering how one note most posts about him are

>>67565084
syadouPattheshadow

>>67565119
You might be gayer than he is

>>67565065
I want him to keep doing it, it's like watching a kid giggle at making fun of other children while the teacher stands behind him waiting to send him to detention

>>67565065
o rly?

>>67565065
stfu dewd

>>67564915
That's not who I am

>>67565127
He's my favorite chatter, also he's straighter than you. He's a true cunnychad.

>>67565120
what else is there to say

Is it a bad husband trait to not watch collabs where you're certain Shondo will barely be speaking? I just hope she's having fun

oli is going to fuck shondo under the guise of yoga

>>67565179
im not the one glazing other chatters faggot

>>67565232
nah

>>67565240
Oli is obsessively straight

>>67565232
No, she knows this isn't for everyone.

>>67565232
nah go improve yourself or draw her or something, better use of your time

>>67565232
Collabs are not for everyone, I treat them like my YOU weekend.

>>67565289
All girls are bi

>>67565351
All girls fake being bi for male attention. They almost never date or fuck women.

4chan, the world's best source of information on women

>>67565393
Your wife kissed a 9 year old

>>67565393
they fool around and they think women are pretty but you are kinda right

I know a thing or two about her
I know she'll only make you cry
She'll let you walk the street beside her
But when she wants, she'll pass you by
>>67565452
get fucked you fucking loser

u mad

>>67565467
Based

i love shondo

>>67565467
god i wish i was my wife

>>67565452
I have a reliable source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HawtuD3iHZw

okay that was pretty funny

>>67565393
This. When men tell you they're faggots believe them because they actually have something to lose (mainly their reputation), meanwhile women only have to gain.
>>67565467
>9 year old
Dewd preteens don't have a sexuality, it literally means nothing.
I kissed a cat on the head when I was little. Am I a zoophile?

>>67565593
If only it was her POV ho hum

>>67565599
>I kissed a cat on the head when I was little
shondo does much more with her cat

>>67565599
>Am I a zoophile
Yes

>Dewd preteens don't have a sexuality,
I can no longer tell what and what isn't bait

>>67565599
>preteens don't have a sexuality
tranny

Glad to see Nina taking care of Shondo

>>67565688
ESLchama...

Is shondo doing better?

>>67565714
until the stream ends and she spots another rushia-related tweet yes

>>67565714
no idea but she's not completely broken down

>>67565751
probably only would have left her inconsolable if she hadn't spent the past few months distancing herself from the impending impact

>>67565599
>preteens don't have a sexuality
not only is this wrong but the ideal kissing age 9-11 years old. any older beyond 15 and you're kissing a hag.

>>67565772
shut the fuck up dewd

>>67565711
I can see right through them

I wish you guys could be as cute as Shondo when you're retarded

good evening i hate women except shondo my wife

Guys, be honest, am i gay for kissing a boy literally seconds after kissing a girl back in preschool?

>>67565903
having tranny centric superpowers is embarrassing, I wouldn't brag

>>67565952
That's based experimentation.

>>67565772
It pains me to agree with you, I don't want sex just sloppy kisses.

am i gay for playing with the clit in my asshole?

>>67566134
Perchance

after reading about the rushia news I felt a lot of relief over not having to fear any of this with Shadow ever, then guilt because that's a really fucking selfish thought isn't it v_v

>>67566134
Anon please get checked out by a professional, i beg

>>67566208
It's a tad selfish, but being selfish isn't always bad

>>67566245
like a prostate professional? or a mental professional?

>>67566208
syadouClueless

>>67566333
yes

>>67566333
a canadian healthcare professional

>>67566333
Yea go to the guy that puts on gloves and fingers your ass, please
A mental professional probably would be a good idea too

>>67566208
Always put yourself first, don't feed Shondo's impostor syndrome by treating her like she's more important than you.
>I felt a lot of relief over not having to fear any of this with Shadow ever
How did you arrive to this conclusion exactly? To me the Rushia thing is the opposite, it proves that sociopathic menhera girls can easily lead double lives.

Clipwatcher here, what happened to shondopilled?

>>67566591
Saali was in the hospital until recently.

>>67566591
saali was in the hospital recently

>>67566591
he had appendicitis

>>67566448
Nta, but I feel similar to him in the vein that shondo is very cute and umm she's my wife and uhh she's amazing and I love her and and errr she's beautiful and great and did i say that i love her?
Also she's even more less likely to do what rushia did now that she had it happen to her
>>67566591
Appendix removed and required surgery i believe and was in the hospital for a few days

>>67566647
>>67566664 (me)
Idk what the difference between the two is

>>67566591
Karma

>>67566707
didn't he remove it because of that? usually you remove the appendix when you have appendicitis or a risk of having it

>>67566664
>it proves that sociopathic menhera girls can easily lead double lives
Reread what I said. If Shadow's like Rushia then what if she never broke up with that guy? She could've had a fake Discord meltdown so she can do GFE content in the future.
>"did i say that i love her?"
And I'm sure no one loved Rushia, not one out of her +1 million fans.

>>67566870
Erm okay, but did you consider that i love shondo and that she loves me?
I would usually argue further for entertainment, but I'm worn out right now, so this is all you're getting from me right now, sorry

why are you so gay

>>67567005
Same for me anon, I would usually anti Shondo until the end of the stream but I'm tired.

>>67567084
>>67567005
i would usually white knight but i don't feel like it today

I'm glad we're all feeling the same way.

I like these moments when everyone is too fatigued to play a character

i love shondo

>>67567157

Why does Shondo feeling like shit makes me feel sorry for her? I spend hours attacking her, you'd think I'd love it when she's in pain but I don't.

>>67567382
You know why-- you love her

I needed her today..

>>67567453
That's cringe.

>>67567382
>I spend hours attacking her
I don't recognize your posting style and you're not me or the guy that keeps calling her a stripper. sussy baka.

>>67567556
I REALLY want to use these dumbass reaction images they're funny but i only ended up saving 4

RUSHIA IS MARRIED TO MAFUMAFU

what's going on rn I'm out of the loop

>>67567578
>anons are required by law to stick to the same posting style
I'm the anon who reported pic related.

>>67567676
MODS MODS MODS

SHONDO IS MARRIED TO ME

>>67567676
Uninstall internet explorer

Guys do you think shondo would find this funny
https://twitter.com/redshibe_/status/1750840074764431426

I switch posting styles all the time.

>>67567762
MODS MODS MODS REPLYING TO DOXXTHREAD!!!

>>67567792
Why are you trying to hide from me?

i only post in the same style i am just me

>>67567825
Because I'm not an attention whore.

I have about 4 differently personas I post /here/ as. Shondo would find my deranged behavior cute, even with all the chaos it's caused.

>>67567712
Finish the shondog art shondo, I need more cute official shontoes like this

>>67567870
i think shondo would get a devilish grin at my posts

I don't switch my writing style but i still somehow ended up having 3-4 personas here, the only thing i change up on purpose is how i write the "me" part when i tag my own post

Rushia is married to mafumafu, what is shnidoo saying about this?

>>67567996
She's terrified that someone will expose her the same way.

>>67567825
why are you trying to find me

I would never let it slip that I'm dating Shondo IRL and put her cash cow at risk

>>67567382
hopefully her meds stop working soon and your wife will leave you. Most of her day will be angrily flinging shit at the imaginary spiders in her room soon enough.

>>67568108
Ok FT, just start up stream already

>>67568108
You're doing a terrible job Somnium.

Guys I'm not fucking watching 4 and a half hours of dark and darker, someone tell me what happened in the last stream

>>67568236
Anons started enjoying the game, Tuffnarr became FT's favorite, Dewd showed up and everyone called him gay. That's about it.

>>67568236
Dewd went on main and talked about Abby Shapiro'ss fat jewess tits for 4 hours.

>>67568236
there were monkes and capybaras and everyone clapped

>>67568316
Dewd talking about adult women? Lol, lmao
>>67568288
>>67568321
Thanks, sounds fun

>>67568236
Gort

>>67568236
Do your /ft/ reps anon tut tut

The people ft plays with also stream on twitch, i feel bad slightly because of how boosted of a a start ft got compared to them

i wouldn't let anyone know that i was with shondo because i would just wait for her to do it herself by accident and read the fallout on warosu later with a devilish grin on my face

>>67568454
ft is just better than them though
i mean that unironically, why would I watch some boring german over b0aty(ft)

>>67568362
We know that if Dewd fucked a pregnant woman, it was to have his penis closer to the baby.

shondo is not like mikeneko
shondo is not like mikeneko

>>67568408
I first have to understand what dark and darker is about

>>67568454
just open their streams in a private tab

>>67568534
You and me both anon, I just nod my head. I've got not chance of beating tuffnar until I learn

>>67568236
4 and a half hours of fags trying to groom him, that's about it

Getting ft to use the wicked smile laugh so shondo first hears it from him and then uses it on stream

>>67568573
Seethe, Retromanlet.

>>67568532
Are you sure?

>>67568622
You've given me a new goal in life.

>>67568631
Wrong person, groomer.
>>67568622
Protip:
Forced memes should at least be funny

id rather groomers not associate wicked smiles with stalking shondos family

>>67568236
cunnymaxxed stream fr

>>67568573
Without your guns I could wrap my fingers around your neck and slowly squeeze the life out of you.

Shondo, tell us the color of your underwear like oli ToT

>>67568719
>>67568679

>>67568727
Plain white. Generic, no brand.

>>67568727
shondo is nopan today

>>67568727
(you) underwear

>pitpull eating kids joke
Just another coincidence

>>67568896
wtf I need that

>>67568711
I'm sorry chef, you cooked too well and now the predators are eating up

>>67568915
It's canon but I for some reason don't have the image saved, i'm sure another anon will help out

>>67568913
pitbull*

>>67568915
>>67568945

>>67568931
the thought of it puts a wicked frown on my face

>>67568964
I love this image so much

>>67568781
yellow from the pissy shunt

>>67568964
Realistic flat shompy on my face all day.

>>67568152
:)

I like assuming who is who with nothing to base it on, it's very fun!

i hope she feels better. im not sure what kind of feelings she still had for rushia but I understand how painful that would be.

several people make it abundantly clear who they are just ignore it

I think of all of you as one schizo man.

rushia was to her what she is to us im pretty sure

>>67569081
Glo unironically has some of the best loli proportions. He's the closest to actually capturing how little and young shondo feels.

>>67569278
nah, she didn't even keep up with Rushia for the past few months

>>67569310
syadouClueless

>>67569395
>emote brain rot
Never reply to me again.

>>67569515
Smile

You better cut that out.

>>67569515
ok Smile

>>67569579
no i'm bored and will sexpest your dead corpse, shondo.

Ah, thanks for the (you)s ;)
I lowe emotes Smile

>>67569737
Smile I love this one in particular

>>67569755
I know you do, me Smile

>>67569795
I know me do, you Smile

>only 4 left
Collab became watchable

>>67569836
syadouSmug friend Smile

Any collab with three or more women activates my fight or flight response

>>67569903
Activates my murder response.

I just love shondo, that simple!

Today sucks, do better Shondo.

>>67569945
I don't remember making this post

I saw you again you fucking snake. Next time there will be consequences.

I love that I could slowly plunge a knife between her ribs and she'd smile lovingly then apologize for being a bad wife while the life fades from her face.

>>67570093
You won't do anything as usual :)

I want to be on the receiving end of a stabby shondo interaction

>>67570093
grrr stop talking like me

>>67570093
jesse

>>67570093
You wont do shit

Imagine fucking her still warm corpse then pissing and shitting on her before hanging the body in front of her family's house.

>>67570223
you ruined it.

I'm not forcing myself to watch streams I'm not interested in anymore and I think it's been good for me

i wouldn't hurt my oshi ft like that

>>67570093
You will never be me.

>>67570223
Erm seems like we're going beyond ryona posting now, that's just necrophilia

Or maybe fucking her corpse in front of her family would be better. Or using her dead body as a puppet "I love you mum" as you move her lifeless face.

Necrophiliac chama you kind of suck at this

Or even better, fuck her mother's lifeless corpse in front of shondo. Make FT watch too. Fun for the whole family.

these are just cringe and you guys are being gay im out

>>67570280
necrophilia is based. you would seriously pass up a chance to molest and fuck your wife one last time after she died?

>>67570348
Let's see your necro fan fiction then.

>>67570093
what?

Fucking done.
Shondophrenics, Shondo,
I wrote the first chapters of a "choose your own Adventure"
Just one problem:
How do I publish it anonymously?
Never used pastebin and the likes.

>>67570446
dm it to her on twitter

>>67570446
pastebin and catbox are anonymous i think

Ryona is gay, you're giving her what she wants. Traumatizing her beyond recovery by murdering her family and fucking their corpses in front of her. That is hot.

I told you oli would have sex with shondo

>>67570366
You leave shadowmama alone
>>67570383
I molest people for the reactions and touch, there's no reason I'd wanna molest a corpse

This just became a cuck stream. All because she's mad at Rushia, I fucking hate this bitch.

>>67570491
im merely wicked, not evil

>>67570223
saudi or american/german white spotted

I can never understand why a man would want to make a woman their toilet instead of the other way around

>>67570534

>>67570527
I don't want to molest the corpse for the feeling. The hot part is seeing her genuine despair. She thought being cheeky would get her the beating she wants? No, the brat will be corrected. You don't get to enjoy the punishment. I want her broken.

>>67570627
They're dead, the piss and shit is for shondo. Not only is her family dead but their corpses are desecrated. Maybe take out their intestines and wrap it around their necks. "You did this Shondo aren't you happy"

iProe if you know what's good for you, you will show us the cunny on that Lily 3D model.

this guy is so embarrassingly tryhard and soulless
Ill never look down on you again ryona husbands

>>67570636
when did she draw this

>>67570833
a few days ago after browsing the thread

>>67570765
Larpers are the worst. Just saying whatever edgy shit a 14 year old boy would think of. Kind of embarrassing honestly.

>>67570474
I'd rather not. I don't do social media and I'm just a random tourist who got inspired after scrounging through your archives on a modafinil binge.

>>67570486
alright, I will try to figure it out on my on for now. Release next thread then.

You want to make her happy with violence and jack off to each others ryona posts. I want her genuine suffering.

>>67570765
Antichama said he was tired, the quality of his bait is decreasing drastically.

the ryona larping is already embarassing as fuck coming from a bunch of morbidly obese or underweight skellymaxxing neets but i dont think ive ever cringed from second hand embarrassment as much as this guy

>>67570865
then where was it posted?

>>67571044
uhm akshually im a skinnyfat neet

>>67570951
Go to sleep anon, try again in the morning, it's okay, we'll be patient

How would you torture her family then?

I'm not a larper. If the women and teens in my past felt like it, I could have rape and assault charges.

>>67570896
is it larping if i would enjoy acting out my ryonaposts? realistically i would do things that wouldn't permanently injure shondo but still hurt her

time for a walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzHXtxcIkg4
>>67571044
i'm also bald

>>67571044
>it's embarrassing to ryonapost unless you're a 6 pack chad
Calm down gymcel-kun, the average serial killer isn't anything like that.

>>67571163
You're gonna get called a larper either way. Just enjoy your fantasies, anon.

I can only really imagine myself harming Shondo if it were a mutual thing. It being one-sided would be about as fun as kicking a toddler in their soft spot

>>67571044
post pysique

>>67571172
you're not a serial killer either though youre just an out of shape, mentally stunted loser

>>67568964
potbelly and teeny derriere little brat

>>67571244
shondo would just hurt herself if she tried to hurt you physically, she will just talk shit to you like a catty little brat until you're forced to do something about it

>>67571289
ok baru

ever since shondo said she likes guys with a little bit of chub my motivation to exercise has plummeted and I HATE IT

>>67570833
>>67571092
She didn't, i just got them from twitter and have been looking for an opportunity to use them
https://twitter.com/kalopop/status/1750708403599446253

I dont like thinking about other men hurting my wife it gives me anxiety and sometimes I cant selfinsert into your larps. Worse than sex NTR tbqh

she only likes chub down there

I'd like to pet her cat ears

>>67571289
>out of shape, mentally stunted loser
enough about shondo
>>67571356
im entering the prime strike zone i literally cant stop winning

>>67571401
It's over for me, my dick is too big

>>67571356
notice the design of (you). she's saying that to not hurt feelings, even if it's not a fib.

>>67571393
skill issue, all those men are me

>>67571356
She wants strongfat. Keep lifting but keep eating

>>67571356
don't remind the gymcels of her tastes in men. their cavemen mind can't think of other ways to impress her.

>>67571368
oh ok. the font is very her

>anti ryona fag ITT
I will continue to ryona post until my heart is content. She made me this way.

>>67571339
being emotionally abused by her unrelentingly while physically harming her would be pretty amazing honestly.
gonna bet on the 5% chance that she tortures herself by coming to /vt/ to read about rushia then wanders into /shon/ later today: please please please include this scenario in the next voicepack

>can we get his money when he dies?
>god I hope so
gold digging to the max

>ryona post
>no ryona

>>67571480
she also said to exercise for yourself not her, it's healthier to have muscle not fat. end of story.

>>67571460
this is her ideal man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtPgSnCkcEU

>>67571393
>Worse than sex NTR tbqh
I was with you until this. Shondo has groomed me to tolerate most violent fantasies about her. I wish that weren't true, but at least I haven't had violent urges spring up inside me organically

Taking Shondo golfing. She rides in the cart. She spends the whole time playing Blue Archive. Ask her to move it up to the next teebox. She takes the corner too fast and drives the cart into the pond.

>>67571772
these kinds of posts make me want to practice writing more

I'm not kissless, but i am a virgin(on purpose), what would shondo think of that?

>>67571889
Gay fibber.

>>67571889
Same sort of
>My standards were retardedly specific until Shondo taught me personality matters more than everything else
>The only time I've been attracted to someone who was attracted to me she ended up being extremely religious so did not want to have sex before marriage the entire time we dated
Even though I really wanted to at the time, it's for the best, I like being somewhat as pure as my wife

>>67571889
She'd say you should lose it to a nice bbc

>>67572171
Nice bbc here, I'm saving it for Shondo.

>39 IPs
If we were stranded on an island I wonder how many minutes it would take before we started killing each other. I wouldn't be able to lower my guard with ryonafags around, they would all have to die ASAP unless female.

>>67571889
She said before she wouldn't want to date somebody who had sex with more than one person. Virgin would be ideal.

>>67572276
you job to ryonachads and gurogods.
kneel.

>>67572276
I'm literally and unironically smiling at the thought.

>>67572276
The females would poison you

>>67572276
im nise so no one would want to kill me :)

>>67572276
most of you would fear me so I'd just go be the respected loner on the opposite side of the island and figure out how to stream wifey
also the ryona husbros aren't gay (?) why would they go for you?
unless
AREYOUAGIRL?

>>67572276
with the current factions we know who'd win :)

>>67572276
i would just kill shondo immediately then no one has reason to fight over her anymore and we can focus on our survival and escape

would you diddle her feet?

>>67572504
as both of us know what the full image is
both of us know the answer to your question

>>67572504
she'd never need a bath, they'd be licked clean every night.

>>67572504
this image would be better if one foot was socked

>>67572504
imagine slapping the shit out of her and punching her when she's like this.
all the noises she would make.
groping her chest and torturing her nipples.
how wet she would get.

I want to pamper her like she’s my daughter, bully her like she’s my little sister and put dozens of babies in her for being a good wife. Ganbatte bros, your oshi is very cute
>>67572504
Yes

giru has to be the onefootsocked poster

sometimes I pretend I'm Otis and curl up on top of my Shondaki with my head resting on her perfectly flat chest

>>67572702
incorrect
I wish I could draw as well as him but I'm also glad that I'm not a pedophile.

>>67571832
Go for it dude it’s just for shits and giggles.

Do better shondo. Today was disappointing and managing to find ways to fuck up is starting to become a bad habit again.

>>67572437
I would pretend to be nise, then torture and kill that one specific fake nise poster.

>>67572877
what happened

>>67572960
I would disarm and hug you the instant you attempted anything anon c:

>>67573014
You probably don't even lift 1/2/3/4 and run a sub 24 minute 5k, it would be over before you knew it

>>67572996
nothing hes just being mean

>>67572960
i'm not fake and that is not nise at all

>>67573138
I trust meanposters

>>67573146
You're a phony. Shut up piggy, I got the conch.

>>67573127
>You probably don't even lift 1/2/3/4
True, I just started going back to the gym last month after only doing bodyweight training for 3 years. Any tips for how to get to that level efficiently?
> run a sub 24 minute 5k
sub 19 minutes actually, and sub 50 10k
half marathon and marathon times are less impressive though :c

>>67572996
>>67573138
Yes, I'm being mean. That doesn't change the fact that she gave us a bad collab experience despite her promises to try and improve them.

>>67573212
would you trust me if i rightfully called you a mean name before telling you to be nise? c:

the least she could do is tweet and thank us for showing up. holy fuck, shondo.

be nise dickhead

>>67573212
This.

>>67573313
all she had to do was stream, even if she barely talked to us. At least we would have been able to enjoy her silly antics and actually hear her. And she didn't even say a thank you to us for being there

I plan on avoiding contact with my friends and family for at least a month when I'm forced to wake up from the Shondo dream, so she's already done more than me in a similar situation. I'm proud of her and hope she can find her smile again

>>67573657
she has options and is choosing to do none of them.

my wife having fun with her friends was very cute today

i love you shondo

>>67573875
I'm not Shondo, stop talking to me, dickhead

>>67573570
stalking is its own reward

>>67573875
i love you too anon :>

I might be mean but I still love you shondo. Just do better.

stalking is its own retard

>>67573938
as a niseposter i approve of this meanpost

tough guy serial killer ryona larpers crying over not getting a thank you

Posting before archive!

cuck retard syadounodder accepting slop from someone else's trough

even though they're retarded can you really fault someone for craving shondo's attention
be happy they're not going <insert embarrassing husband of your choice> mode

I'm mean and I'm still on the fence about Shondo herself, but her fans are absolutely dogshit though and she should take responsibility. Do better.

sometimes i want to be nise to shondo for me but feel like i have to be mean for her

>>67574043
ryonchads aren't the one's crying, we'll take it on shondo next stream