/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67637645
I KNEEL

I wish it was Poopy Playtime.

>"why is she the best? quality over quantity of course"
>the quality stream in question:

When will Gura finally GET THE MESSAGE that everyone loves her?

>>67637696
Kneeling because she's playing poppy playtime? Are you actually a child?

wow 2 whole streams in a month
good for you anon...

>>67637772

when so many stop pretending to hate her, I guess

She's saying yippie a lot lately. Who rubbed off on her with this? Male?

>>67637922
It was probably those fucking Loot Bugs

>>67637922

its been said too few times these past years, she's doing what she can to remedy that

>>67637922
>Who rubbed off on her with this?
my dick

>>67637645
Don't get too cocky, this is just a leadup to valentines, if she sticks around beyond that and not just in a small burst, I will at least stop shitposting about her.

>>67638046
you shouldn't shitpost about anyone, but that's a glimmer of you being reasonable

>>67638098
My shitposts would fall flat if she streamed with some regularity, it's in her hands, always has been.

>>67637922
Xenoblade 3

>>67637645
I'm happy to see Gura streaming more. Some people here will just shit on her whatever she does.

>>67637922
Only one I can think of is Hime, I love her yippies

>>67637922
probably this little fuck https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iD91cZZcf8E

>>67637645
Uhhhh clearly she's overlapping Bijou to ruin her debut buff yeah

>>67637922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of4aFbUKjbk

>>67637994
Yippie!

>>67638748
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>67637922
She's been talking like a toddler for a while now, anon

>>67637645
She does this every time she comes back. She streams two or three days and then vanishes until the next merch release or company-mandated event.

>>67637645
Gura, I kneel!

>>67637645
I will kneel if she streams consistently for half a year.

>Copying Miko again

>>67638965
>he doesn't know she asked for the perms

>>67637645
My knees have never been as straight as they are at this moment.

>>67637645
When she starts streaming regularly for minimum 6 months only then will I respect her again. So far this is her 3rd stream. Well within her usual cycle of bullshit.

>>67637645
No, why?
I'll kneel when she's actually back. And I mean actually back for real. Last time people thought she was back (me too) when she streamed for two weeks straight and then you saw how that ended, with another mega gap.
This time I want to see at least a month of her consistently showing up before I begin to acknowledge the possibility that she really has returned to form.

plappy playtime

>>67637645
I will kneel when she ghosts you after February 14th and returns to the goon cave with the 100k in loot.

>>67637922
>male who says yippie

pregnancy break is finally over

>>67637645
TWO STREAMS!
Robert Colbert.png

>>67639355

>>67639137
>This time I want to see at least a month of her consistently showing up before I begin to acknowledge the possibility that she really has returned to form.
This is "return to form" for her and others like AqUA and Ayame and Shion. People who are not particularly driven but can make lots of money from passive membersimps are unlikely to put in a huge amount of effort. She put in her time 3 years ago and it paid off, she won.

>>67637645
>Not Like a Fagon 8: Infinite Shit starring Vwhorejo
>Not Bearfucker's Gate 3
>Not Nijisanji's newest cocksleeve Tekken 8

Holy Sovl, I fucking kneel

>>67637645
WE'RE SO BACK!

>>67640405
>youtube algorhythmslop
>soul
Chumbuds are mentally ill.

>>67637720
>Holy shit Gura is actually streaming tonig-
>It's a fotm or a kusoge horror game she'll play once
Yeah think I'll see what advent is doing

>>67639355
Its probably her first baby that can now talk but only simple things like Yippie.

>>67637645
3 weeks before another hiatus

It's all part of the plan, bros.
Her and Jap Mann Tiing are plotting a revolution in Hololive. You just need to have faith in the plan.

>>67637645
I kneel.

>>67637922
Yes, George Lucas

>>67639656
Aqua and Ayame stream much more. Shion is on an announced hiatus, but she was streaming pretty regularly for a bit.

Isn't she the first holo to play this game? Did they just not have perms until now or something? Or was everyone else actually holding off for 2 years so Gura could play it first?

https://youtu.be/P-KfaaH9ckg

>>67641640
>Shion is on an announced hiatus, but she was streaming pretty regularly for a bit.
Now it's gura's turn to stream for a month and then dip back into the void.

>>67641847
>2 years
MOTHERFUCKER

>>67637645
Sisters on suicide watch LMAO

>>67637922
YIPPEEEE

>>67641847
Miko played it earlier today, but it seems like it took 2 years to get perms sorted.

>>67637645
I wish I cared still. Her stream frames getting posted used to literally make my fucking day. Now I don't even give a shit. Fuck.

Where can I go to discuss the delayed R*shia yab without being pestered by the jannies?

>>67637922
sena from xenoblade3

>>67637772
I'm soeey. As the representative voice and the only one she hears it won't be until I tell her direct;ly.

>>67637645
Yeah it's around Valentine's day. Tis the traditional season for the Gura to come out of hiding to milk her Chumbies for a little cash before fucking off again.

>>67640715
3 whole weeks? Chumbuds eating good.

>>67640715
You mean until next week

>>67642503
>sena
YAB

>>67643218
Nah, these streams are a pretty obvious lead up to Valentine's Day. After that is what remains to be seen.

>>67640570
Is it really fotm when its moment came and went over a year ago?

>>67640715
>>67642901
>>67643218
>>67643479
>Moving goal posts
But you guys said she will never stream again
tho...
What went wrong...?

>>67643479
True, forgot that is around the corner

>>67637645
OH NO NO NO SISTERS I THOUGHT SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE ANOTHER 5 MONTH BREAK AFTER STREAMING ONCE???

>>67637645
No...my rrat...

How many streams until she disappears for 2 months?

It doesn't matter if she streams or not because I gave gura a fair chance and watched her palworld stream. It was so fucking boring that I left within half an hour. I genuinely don't know why you freaks are so obsessed with this retard who can barely speak her own language. I'm starting to think Venti was right when she called her underage.

>>67643681
Yes, because the 3rd one is releasing in 3 days

>>67641847
Gura has been asking for perms for a long time, it might be one of the things that spurred her to come back to begin with

>>67646089
>I'm starting to think Venti was right when she called her underage.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>67639355
>anakin skywalker.jpg

>>67637922
Yea from Mario
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ny8dtMCqBeU

>>67637720
She can make people watch Peppa Pig. 387k views.

>>67647798
He can’t keep getting away with it

>>67647846
or the die hard movie which is 1988
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mMYCDOlVLPA

>>67637922
>She's saying yippie a lot lately

She wanna be a cowboy?
Plans on a country karaoke soon. Not fond of country, but I won't miss that. She also mentioned CCR.

>>67646089
Shark cunny
Reddit hype
Has lots of subs
Makes spongebob jokes

That's about that.

>>67637645
I would have a year ago, now i found an oshi that needs me.

>>67648220
Target 1-2 view and it's guaranteed.

gura owes me sex

>>67637645

>>67637645
>kneeling now that she decides to finally do the bare minimum effort
kek

>>67642503
They did her dirty during her OWN Ascension Side Quest.

>>67637645
Kneeling requires learning to walk first, buddy. Back to kindergarten you go.

>>67637645
>kneeling for something that should be expected of a streamer
Can't imagine how it feels to have an oshi that regularly starves you of content.

>>67638046
You’re giving her WAY too much credit. The cover / aquarium collab featuring her started a week ago. Right before her first stream in 2024. It goes for a month.

She’s literally being forced to stream because of a corpo collab

>>67637716
gura stop posting and get ready for the stream

>>67651057
I genuinely don't know how chumkeks can't her the disdain in her voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PfTFVI1tPk
like she just does not sound genuine at all

>>67651608
I mean I generally take words at face value and don’t notice stuff like that. I believe actions are the only things that matter. And her actions have proven she was never genuine

>>67651833
Chumkeks can't even realize that from her actions but you'd think at least their ears might work.

>>67650282
Chumbuds are so dedicated to their oshi that they can sustain themselves by creating their own content even in the absence of their oshi. I'm sorry that (You)r oshi cannot inspire a fraction of what Gura inspires or that your own sad fanbase is so terribly dependent on your oshi's subpar content that you must resort to seething like this and making the same argument about Gura every time.

>>67651608
God she hates her fans so much I almost feel bad for them. What a fucking cunt.

>>67651608
Gura called us 'My Darlings.' in a stream after. She said it made her tongue curl. So that ends that. Just be herself is all chumbuds ask for.

>>67637645
Kneeling as she overlaps Nerissa.

>>67651608
She tried showing more affection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC8x2upCS0
ewww Gura! ewww!

>>67637922
Probably from taking care of her child.

Never watched a Gura stream so no not really

>>67637922
Kek rent free

>>67637922
It's a meme, look it up

>>67637645
2 out of 3 days. Not bad.

>>67637645
Seeing this Korean streamer film the line around her aquarium... she's beyond huge. This is ridiculous. It's insane. Lines to wait on lines to wait on lines, in the middle of winter... in the north.
Streaming might cheapen her image at this point.

>>67654573
I’ve been there too. It’s a shitty low budget aquarium with only a few interesting displays. When I went there was like 10 people there and I was the only foreigner

>>67637645
I kneel.

>>67654839
From 10 people to ridiculously long lines.
The power of Gura.

>>67637645
How many days before she leaves again?

>>67656140
Whenever her mandatory streaming period to promote the aquarium goes up. Max time is end of February since the aquarium promotion ends, but she might have only been told to stream at the beginning weeks

>>67637645
Im getting tired of streams like this.

Csn she PLEASE collab with Fuwamoco? Or Bijou? I kind of want to see her banter with someone in Advent

>>67654839
From 10 people to these long lines.
Sold out merch in less than a week for a month event.
https://youtu.be/KCsb-APHanc?si=FlBRkuKHZP7N1-g7&t=396
Power of Gura.

>>67637645
Whoa....... 2 streams! I kneel!

>>67656638
Nothing like that mascot to get gullible people to spend thousands of dollars on something low quality. I say mascot because she didn’t do anything to sell those tickets other than exist

>>67656910
She did record a shitload of lines for the aquarium.

>>67656910
She narrated the exhibits and recorded new versions of songs just for the shows.

>>67637913
The month of her return has just begun

>>67656910
When trading merch, can see they are from around the world. Chumbuds are not poorfags. And many are women. Think Gura is #3 in Hololive with female fans.

Gura was the right choice as Ambassador of Tourism.

>>67651608
>>67651833
>>67652235
Sisters...it's okay...

>>67656910
Jealousy is not a good look for you darling.

>>67638808
Almost like she's been around one a lot....

>>67647812
Kino Pepa Pig

>>67663169
o7

>>67637922
It's from a meme that is basically the poster child of autism. Autists love him.

>>67637645
who?

>>67637645
shes back!

>>67637645
I never stopped kneeling.

>sisters seething ITT
I kneel.

>chumkeks coping ITT
I genuflect.

I forgive her. Like mori I forgave her, and kronii too. I forgive every holo if they just get back into their stride

I'm going to kneel once she keeps this momentum up past Valentine's Day and casts off her return anticipation buff.
We've been through this song and dance how many times by now? Don't chumbies get tired of being smug and celebrating too early only to be insta-corrected? Or are you sluts just secretly into it all along?

>>67643718
Not so soon, chumbud

>>67677184
But when Gura stream, numbers go up so everyone remembers who's top dog in Hololive

>>67677397
A top dog that has arthritis, ligma and cirrhosis of the liver preventing her from streaming for months at a time

>>67652016
>creating their own content
Other fanbases don't need to do it because their oshi does it for them, like how it's supposed to be. Next cope

>>67637922
clearly my daughter wife followed me into the nijihole during her asbence and watched alot of Elira.

>>67679319
Sorry bro, I'm still going through tidal waves of Gura content while your oshi busts their ass to a crowd of crickets and dust.

>>67637645
two streams in in the same month? chumbuds are eating well
good for you guys, I hope she keeps it up

>>67680186
>Gura
>content

>>67647749
What's what I was thinking of

>>67680473
Your pic hasn't been relevant since she said the n-word.
Hope this helps.

>Not even a week full of streams
>Chumbuds already celebrating
Gura leaving them once again will be hilarious. It'll break the board kek

>>67680765
Oh a chumbud knowing about another hololive member? That's new RUMAO

>>67681073
They have all the time in the world to do their reps about hololive now

>>67639656
Too early to tell, I'll see it when I see it and then I'll kneel

>>67680858
Chumbud psychology is the same as bagholders for an asset that is down by a lot. 90% down, but 1% up mans you're winning.

>>67637645
You get piss 4 times a year then ghosted the rest of it
I get mayo-crazed wife who streams 6 hours per day every day and loves her community

We are not the same

>>67677394
>days
if only, kek

She's liking a lot of art on twitter these days, catching up for lost time perhaps

>>67680473
>posts the one that spams fotm, scvi, wwe and whatever gets her numbers

>>67637645
>Karaoke stream on Jan 30th PST
Did she come back just to overlap NijiEN's Mario Kart tournament...? This isn't the first time she overlapped their big events

>>67687334
I don't think she purposely overlap others. She's just so big that she doesn't give a fuck about others.

>>67687334
>HoloENs management brought back the fish just to mog NijiEN's tourney
Dimitri...too strong...

>>67680199
3 she did a member stream

>>67637645
I will if she keeps it up.

>>67637922
yeah >>67639518

We all know Gura played LC offstream no wonder she is saying Yippie, it's the lootbugs!

Other than that maybe some holomember said it.

>>67680199
Nice. Palworld has 707k views already.
3 streams in 3 days isn't bad. Eating well, indeed.

>>67637645
Thank god she's back

>>67693862
https://twitter.com/bbbbungle/status/1751420468043665530

Yippie

>>67637922
what was the logic here?

>>67646089
You are brittany venti bitterly selfposting.
What the fuck are you doing here?

>>67637645
Saw Mooms get to 1 mil, saw Fuwamoco grinding fast...and now she's back, even asked the management to put Fuwamoco in the sauce with the official Expo + 5th fes stream...yeah definitly back

why does gura attract so any fucking weirdos who can't stop hatewatching?

>>67637645
>2-3 month break
>4-5 streams of being nice to the piggys/ATMs
>lets manager write some tweets

Is this the best job ever?

>>67697133
That's how it is with popular people, whether they're ecelebs or normal celebs, flesh or virtual

>>67697191
she makes people happy and earns money doing it, so it seems good.

The past few days have almost been like a year one feeling, but will it last for long this time, that is tough to say

>>67637645
I will if she can keep going for more than a month with at least 3 streams per week and members don't count.

>>67640405
>New entries for beloved series bad
>Cynical Five Nights at Fuckboys bandwagon cashin for children and "Game Theorists" good
LMAO

>>67637645

>>67679993
Based blue woman enjoyer

>>67637645
I kneel.

Now that holos are there singing openings and endings, you started watching anime again, right Anon?

>>67700853
huh, wrong thread