/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68220937
She's never given me reason not to.

>>68220937
I trust everything my oshi says because she's compulsively honest to the point that it actually hurts her sometimes and I wouldn't change that aspect of her for the world. Pic entirely related.

>>68220937
She's too autistic to lie
We would have had a rushia moment by now if she was untrustworthy

>>68220937
I take anything from Hololive with a grain of salt because of kayfabe and management oversight but for the most part the EN branch is honest about this being casual entertainment. There is no Rushia level GFE where they sell their fans wedding merch.

>>68220937
I think that she is too retarded to deceive and lie

dammit I want her to humiliate me
smug ayame makes me so fucking horny

>>68220937
Because she deserves it

>>68223808
she's too lazy to humiliate anyone

>>68220937
>How do you trust anything your oshi says?
I do fine. It's all in what you expect.

>>68221217
>>68221277
>>68228929
It's over for you 3

>>68220937
i trust everything this cute whore says

>>68228979
No. For you.

>>68220937
I dont trust Kronii anymore and she's not my oshi anymore either after her tempiss arc

>>68221277
uhhhh.... i hate to tell you but... like fuck man it's not even a secret...

Too stupid to lie convincingly

>>68220937
I don't listen and believe. I truast and verify.

there are no single girls. girls never stay single longer than one week. One. Week. meanwhile here i am 15 years later still alone.

>>68229990
Go be 9 someone else
>>>/r9k/

>>68220937
>>68221217
If Kiara told me the sky was magenta today, I'd believe her.

>>68230049
just sayin, all your oshis have cock breath.

>>68220937
I'll trust them until Cover lets them go. Hail Cover for actually knowing when to drop the bad apples! Hololive has proven to be the best agency once again, by a mile. Imagine Vshojo picking up that toxic POS Mikeneko. No wonder shit fit right in. Kek.

>>68230209
You really need to try with your bait.

If this is a stealth "your oshi is a whore" thread, the only EN streamers I know of that have actually claimed to be virgins are Pippa and Millie (I think). I don't trust either of them on that.

>>68230271
>Facts pointed out
>this is bait
Vshits really are retarded, huh?

>>68229898
Yeah, Henya is too consistent, too leaky, and too dumb to really lie about anything besides being a genius, which is just self delusion. Her IRL is most likely taller than 140 cm, and she doesn't have purple hair IRL, but yeah, she is telling the truth. No way you would keep lying to make yourself look like a fucking idiot in multiple lifetimes in the same way.

>>68230209
>Hail Cover for actually knowing when to drop the bad apples!
So when are they axing the homos and their collabers? Why are they subsidizing the homos from the girls funds? Why are they shilling the homos from the twitter account?
>>68230286
>plappa
idk how cuckpipis don't bail on this whore after this blatant lie

>>68230438
yeah a good looking cute japanese girl is single. uh huh. You HAVE seen japanese girls right? You've seen what they look like.

>>68220937
Because it's a character? Fans care about the people behind the character because they're the voice. Outside of that, a very small minority actually truly cares about their relationship status. There shouldn't be a problem if they mostly run with kayfabe, or mix their stories with kayfabe. Actually snooping around and being an annoying retard constantly going "oOh CaNnuR" is such a Nijinigger/Vshofag thing to do.

>>68230549
>Why are they trying to grow their female market

Anymore retarded questions, faggot?

>>68220937
My oshi is korone, she's not even outside for long enough to have IRL secrets to hide

>>68220937
Because I don't have crippling trust issues and I'm not a retard who thinks she's my eGirlfriend.

>>68229354
Thing is, full blood jomon girls like ayame are so fucking hot and cute that I would literally slide my dick into her cum filled whole five minutes after her tiny dicked nihongo boy toy finished inside her and I wouldn't give a fuck. Penises are flanged for the purpose of scraping out other men's cum, we've evolved for this. Japanese men evolved to be cucked, and cute pureblood jomon women with IBD evolved to be fucked. I'd fuck her so hard she'd leave brown skid marks on the bed, and I'd lick them up. She's hot enough and cute enough i just wouldn't care.

>>68231400
I don’t like this post.

>>68230797
yeah, there's no men at the boxing place she trains with. No sweaty topless men in boxing gloves. Mid 30's, fit, beautiful, and just staying forever single just cos. lol. Also, nip chicks in their mid 30's look twelve. God, korone is built for anal...

>>68231517
this is why you’re single

>>68220937
If she brings up how lonely she's gonna be in Valentine's day but at least she has us or that she won't be able to stream that day, or just for a little while, that means she's getting fucking railed that day. So basically I don't.

>>68220937
My oshi is barely sapient. She is incapable of lying due extremely low intellect.

>>68230562
Well I think she is trying to get her roomie-chan to be lesbo with her, but sure, lets say that she somehow kept a BF secret despite the fact that she can't keep shit secret so far including having her steam account and Nintendo account leak info AND that her previous Pikamee mannerisms still the same that she gave up even trying to hide that, leaked games she played on stream as Pikamee as if she did it as Henya, and did not even change Roomie-chan's name in Palworld from her Pikamee days. She is way too careless to hide something like that unless you are saying that Agomee is actually a male all along which really seems unlikely but hey, you do you.

>>68231633
be single as long as i have and you'd want to anally rape every walking torso with a uterus too. also to everyone else, if your oshi isn't your "e-girlfriend", you might just be gay and should probably watch male "vtubers", leave the girls for us actual men.

>>68231811
this is hard to narrow down, which one is your oshi

>>68231517
Those fit men? All me.

>>68231887
If I had to guess it's Neuro-sama.

>>68223808
You should try your luck and pitch that scenario in the writing general, they like writing about Ayame over there. Hell, maybe there's dommy ojou in their archive site already

>>68220937
How do I trust anything any entertainer says? What do you think I trusted Geralt's VA when he said he can shoot fire out of his hand? They're actors.

>>68220937
You don't other than what appears to conform to reality or is harmless to assume true.

If you think your oshi is talking to you or cares about you, she doesn't. She has no clue who you are.

However, she knows me, yes we are dating, and yes we are fucking.

>>68220937
Gura - garlic bread 1/5
Ame - pretty good track record 5/5
Kiara - if anything talks way too much 6/5
Mori - minus points for lean arc 3/5
Ina - no access to work phone and “sick” btw 2/5
Fauna - dont care
Mumei - literally said she don’t stream because she doesn’t feel like it 4/5
Kronii - ehh lazy whore but fine i guess 3/5
IRyS - way too much breaks with vague explanations 3/5
Bae - like kiara without the autism 5/5
Advent - don’t care

>>68220937
I simply don't believe women, that includes my oshi.

>>68220937
because my oshi is Fuwamoco and they would never betray me. They're the only ones I trust anymore. The day they backstab the ruffians is the day I'm done with chuubas.

>>68235618
>They're actors.
That's what makes it fun :D

>>68220937
I don't have an oshi anymore and don't believe anything she says.

>>68230209
>Hail Cover for actually knowing when to drop the bad apples! Hololive has proven to be the best agency once again, by a mile.
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