/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bae cute!

I love Ina!

>>68232944
I'm that seat btw

Mori...

>>68232886
I mean yes, but also IRyS specifically likes it
she 100% wants chat to backseat her so that she only needs to do the absolute minimum amount of thinking

>>68232944
SSSSSSNNNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

LMAO
I don't think Mori has had the money to buy something from Tanaka once

Oh shit it's nearly June 22nd, Mori is about to have a moment

>>68232993
top 5 sexiest hololive members imo

lmaonade

IRyS has lost her immunity to horror, I bet anything can scare her now

LMAONADE

maya types like a 13 yr old

>>68232993
not into blondes personally but she's a very cute lady

>>68232886
Stream watchers and video game players across all types of content have no subtlety. It's very much a video game thing. For some reason video games just invite this kind of behavior. Nerds are just really fucking bad at keeping their mouths shut when it involves a game they played.
Irys (along with quite a few Hololive members) also invites it, as >>68232988 mentioned.

HE'S IN
lmaonade

lmaonade is so fetch

>First to die in a horror movie
Gura
IRyS
Ina
Fuwamoco
>Dies getting chased by the monster
Biboo
Kronii
Bae
Mori
>Dies fighting the monster
Nerissa
Kiara
Mumei
>Expert who gets killed midway through the movie
Shiori
>Final Girl
Ame
Fauna

>>68233035
ToT

Can we lmaonade in Kaela's chat?

>>68233050
you really think the vegan girl will stay alive that long? hilarious

>>68233075
No

hey man

>>68233050
should've been
>is the monster
>Mumei

>>68233013
QRD? I kind of forgot what happens that day

>>68233050
>Fauna
Yeah whatever dude. I've seen her play horror games, she's dying like the rest and it's gonna be a goofy Resident Evil 4 style death.

>>68233050
Move Ina to "disappears offscreen in a fake-out death only to reappear in a crucial moment to die for greater dramatic impact"

>>68233050
I've thought about this before too, and one of the only conclusions that I was certain about is that Ame would somehow find a way to sacrifice herself early on to save someone or whatever

>>68233076
terrible colorway of Jordan 4

>>68233099
>The monster is scared of her
Fixed it for you

>>68233105
Strega.

>>68232944
>bbbBBbbBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
*inhales deeply*

IRyS isn't going to survive chapter 3 if this is making her piss herself

>>68233050
>First to die in a horror movie

Oh my god IRyS it is LITERALLY BLINKING

>>68233050
BimboRyS would drag Kronii or Bae to die with her after having sex with them

>>68233076
this and the grammys today remind me that Miley has had a fucking wild career so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs

Junpei's probably my favorite character

>>68233050
only Ame survives. she grew up in the hood essentially and have enough grit to survive

>>68233178
Kronii and Bae would push IRyS at the monster to get away from it

>>68233165
>piss herself

Poppy is a fucking yandere

Reminder that this isn't Poppy talking.
It's The Prototype.
You can tell the difference because of the very obvious inflection differences between words.

i think we overestimate ames, she was poor and living with aunt watson but I dont think that means she could stand up to mori in a fight

Heh, Miko and Koyori were already making fun of Suisei for looking like the "scary" Huggy Wuggy
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1754401191608676461
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1754401191608676461
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1754401191608676461

>>68233050
>Dies getting chased by the monster
>Bae
>Mori
Those 2 are some of the only ones to show any sort of stamina. Both would either die fighting or make it to the end. Fauna would die being chased.

>>68233231
Explain the lore, loreman

I have concluded that Poppy's Playtime is an actual game with kusoge themes and not actually a kusoge

If you married your oshi, would you make her quit streaming? It's basically NTR, right?

>>68233236
Ame knows the streets

>>68233231
Wow thanks for the spoiler

Oh yeah Hidetoshi could be an EVIL motherfucker

>4 hours
Oh IRyS

>>68233257
>stamina
Doesn't really matter when most horror monsters just do *teleports in front of you*

>>68233050
Gura is a horror expert, though.

Junpei...

>Poppy's Playtime has 7 writers
Isn't that a bit too many cooks in the kitchen?

And afterward, IRyS will do a wiki dive into the lore f this fucking franchise/genre

>>68233327
alas her body is not up to the same standard

>>68233327
bad at everything else necessary

what does fauna actually do lore-wise? does she walk and forests spring up around her? does she touch mud and it turns into water? does she cure people like jesus?

>>68233236
Mori would hesitate to hit the other person, in a street fight the one who doesn't think before doing things wins. The only one who could fight Ame would be Kronii

>>68233327
If Gura were to recognize she was in a horror situation she'd probably just die on the spot out of despair

Does anyone know what Kirijo's top is called, in terms of outfit and fashion? That's one of the most appealing outfits to me and I don't know what it's called. Vertical line sweater, exposed arms, etc.

That was peak ScaredRyS

>>68233290
>would you make her quit streaming
My Oshi is Gura she barely has to do shit and we would be spending all the time in the world together and be getting paid for it.

>I don't know if I've ever been scared this much
Sugoi, FNAF

Damn bitch you live like THIS?

>6 chapters planned
This game will keep getting dlc all the way to 2030 at this rate

it's just a childs game..

IRyS shit herself!

>>68233345
>>68233349
Ame can just do anything else.

Wait is this getting 6 chapters wtf.

>>68233354
Recreate the planet when Sana destroys it

Why did fauna not stream this entire weekend

>>68233327
Expert on getting killed lmao

>>68233231
Post the lore, now

Mitsuru-chama...

>>68233375
looks comfy

>bitch you live like this?!

>>68233364
... a sweater?

>IRyS felt genuine anxiety even back in Part 1
I kneel, Poppy.

>>68233327
Gura is the "getting raped" expert

>>68233290
Never. I get the chance to become the single most powerful Yeah Me poster on /vt/, why would I fuck with that?

>>68233378
Right when Deltarune is finished!

>>68233364
It's just a sleeveless turtleneck sweater, bro

>>68233384
imagine the smell

Thread boring, who got em >>68233333

IRyS might be gone for 9 days...

House moving at last huh?

Despite living in Japan IRyS takes some of the most breaks in EN

>IRyS will be busy for 2 days after this
>she will MAYBE be back for Valentine's Day
IRYS HATES ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>68233364
sleeveless turtleneck i guess

>>68233431
How would you prove it to become the most powerful poster without simultaneously destroying her career

>little over a week

>>68233354
she controls all of Nature - which I've always imagined means she can summon and control plants and animals and terraform her surroundings. Also she can canonically recreate the world as seen on debut and the golden apple has healing powers.

>>68233050
>First to die in a horror movie
Gura
Kronii
IRyS
Ina
Fuwamoco
>Dies getting chased by the monster
Biboo
Bae
Nerissa
>Dies fighting the monster
Mori
Kiara
Mumei
>Expert who gets killed midway through the movie
Shiori
>Final Girl
Ame
Fauna
>The Monster
Kronii

>Apparently there is a child who looks like me...
Kek Sui
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1754420634875212011
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1754420634875212011
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1754420634875212011

>>68233098
hey girl

man...another month light on IRyS. she'll definitely make the wait worth it though, so I'll be patient

>Kiara break ending soon
>IRyS suddenly taking a week+ off
We're back to this, huh.

>IRyS will be gone again until valentines
Cover overworks IRyS tbhdesu

>>68233484
I see the resemblance.

I think Mori, Mumei, and Ina should do a Getter Robo Armageddon watchalong

>I got a lot of datelines
DIdn't she JUST finish her datelines? Hence the whole "I'm free!" tweet?

Lmao, Mori just realized what time it was

ENTER

You know what she is actually doing if you go to "that" site, you can even hear it on her voice

ENTER

It'd be really cool if there was a holo with a retro anime artstyle
also
ENTER

how was the takobealz collab?

ENTER

ENTER

It's him!

ENTER
FUCKING ENTER

>>68233463
those 2 things have nothing to do with each other

Wait aren't those the Persona 2 protags?

>>68233524
Ina is really good at drawing

>>68233493
The ghost of Project Hope still haunts her, huh?

>>68233504
Eigo jozu!

Where’s your shirt?

>>68233507
NIce try, doxxfag

Wait, I thought revolver Jesus actually had a crown of thorns

>>68233371
Man it makes me nervous at how easy that this might be reality. Not saying it is

>>68233550
If she ever wanted to quit vtubing she could probably make a legit living as an illustrator

>>68233545
Nah

>>68233557
Ok, Miss Elliot. Explain to the whole class where I was wrong?

Recording for what? Do you idiots buy this? lmao

why does mori hate the guy who likes hags?

So...when will Kiara be back in Japan?

Really digging Revolver Jesus's VA (Jin sounds like such an asshole kek)

>>68233582

>>68233035
who the fuck is maya>>68233039

>>68233493
Half of this break is because of she moving to her old home, when she was talking with Bae she said "I'm not gonna have internet" at some point, and she also said that on December, because the internet company blablabla and that shit about moving

>>68233611
recording our sex tape

>bau bau
kek

>>68233371
>>68233580
Gura has literally returned back to streaming though, retard

>>68233525
>>68233530
>>68233531
>>68233539
lmao

Do you prefer older or younger women?

Mori mentions Fauna every stream...

Mori HATES sandwiches in Japan

>>68233588
NTA but the word is "deadline"

>>68233644
This time for sure

>>68233655
What would it take for good sub sandwiches to catch on in Japan?

>>68233664
This but unironically

IRyS is right...

>>68233050
>>Expert who gets killed midway through the movie
>Shiori
lol, didn't biboo carry her through an escape room game and did all the work

>>68233588
NTA but the term is DEADLINE you ESL fucking moron. Where the fuck did you get 'DATElines' from?

>>68233655
Someone told her about the new sandwich place in Tokyo that sells legit sandwiches this stream.

>>68233588
اذهب بلغتك، يا صديقي

I mean, the P3 protag does seem like he'd fucking shank someone the most out of all the persona protags

you just know mori would wire her earphones through her sleeve in school so she could listen to music during class

>>68233692
FAT FUCK

Why do hardly any holos play Western RPGs?

>>68233676
You said this previously and the time before. When will you learn not to jump the gun?

>>68233692
ooo baby that's a HEALTHY pussy of deli meats, I approb

>>68233692
>fat boy
Yeah, me.

>>68233692
In what fucking universe is that a sandwich?

>>68233709
They hate me specifically

sexo

>>68233692
we still don't know if its good. It all depends on whether that bread is good. all good sandwiches start with good bread

>>68233692
Subway is premium compared to this slop

>>68233692
would

>>68233729
have you never seen a sandwich before?

>>68233732
UWA

>>68233524
Cute, some funny moments like Bae making Ina die from her art

I've never finished the gourmet king SL, where the hell is this going?

>>68233729
>>68233744
Have you never been to an Italian deli?

>>68233729
Are you too poor to afford an Italian sandwich?

>>68233709
There's only been one good western RPG released in the last 15 years

>>68233692
/v/ kiddies throw around slop at every opportunity but this actual slop

>>68233736
very true. it looks nice and crusty so I have a good feeling about it
also one of my favorite sandwiches that I've ever eaten is made by a local bakery, which just reinforces the importance of excellent bread
it's true for pizza crust too btw, places that make it fresh from scratch every day have WAY better pizza

Why do you people always ignore any rrats and yabs about irys? why is she protected like this?

>>68233781
Starfield bros...

https://files.catbox.moe/wv15b7.png

>>68233732
Lewding Bae feels so wrong which makes it so much better

>>68233781
Skyrim right?

>>68233732
I love this guys art, shame about the eternal twilight dimension his Bae is trapped in though

>>68233354
Powers of Yggdrasil. She's undying so long as the tree of nature exists, and that tree must die in every single multi-verse branch for her to die. She warps living things to bend to her will and her powers forces biological growth to occur even without a source of raw fuel.
If ally, she boosts their regeneration and defensive hardiness to levels of near peak mythical Olympian humans during the Age of Gods.
If enemy, Fauna emits a fast spreading poisoning cancer that disrupts biological functions at a molecular level. If left unattended, one can find themselves growing itching contusions, sickly welts, and hollowing flesh that continually regenerates and rots away all the same. The target of such malice is then subjected to being forced to live by unknowing powers while desperately seeking a way to die to cease the suffering.
t. Fauna wanker

>>68233802
QRD?

>>68233729
2 slices of bread with anything in between is a sandwich anon

Ayame mention

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>68233781
Underrail stream when?

Debirumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Ayame and IRyS both say fuck Koreans

>>68233858
So if I put a tv remote between two slices of bread it's a sandwich?

>>68233709
>>68233781
you /v/ermins weird me out

>>68233793
Sorry but it doesn't look like the pag pag you eat

>>68233858
Some people will go as far and anything between carbs is a sandwich.

>>68233835
>multi-verse
hate this shit

>>68233793
actually it isn't, and you're just as retarded

>>68233802
I ignore "yabs" and "rrats" about everyone actually. Because personally I don't like to put stock in the words of schizophrenics

>>68233781
Okay but what about Deus E-
>released 2000
Okay but what about Vampire the Mas-
>released 2004
Okay but what about Mass Effe-
>released 2007
Okay but what about Dragon Age Orig-
>released 2009

...shit you're right

>>68233266
>>68233395
tl;dr
>Toy Factory is using criminals and orphans to experiment heavy body modification (turning people into toys for "realistic" AI)
>The first to successfully be modified was the prototype, a criminal on death row
>The prototype was then used to build all the other toys for commercial use and was shown to be capable of mimicking all the other voices perfectly
>The prototype also instigated the toy revolt
>Huggy wants you to die both because you were one of the people who supported these experiments and because the toys need food (people)
>Mommy Legs wants you to die because she thinks you're there to harm the other toys (the small toys are children)
>Catnap wants you to die because the prototype thinks you're a threat and it's revealed that Poppy is somehow needed to have the prototype escape the factory completely (it's why there are poppy drawings everywhere and why poppy has keys)
>Poppy just wants to get the fuck out of there until Kissy (the pink Huggy) finds out that the prototype is basically running free now thanks to your shenanigans and believes you can kill him completely
tl;drpt2
>The Prototype can mimic voices and in Chapter 3 it's heavily implied that he needs Poppy, who was with you on the train in Chapter 2, to escape. Thus he shifts gears to get you to crash.

>>68233890
Yeah, that's a TV remote sandwich

>>68233767
>>68233768
Oh yeah I'll go get a sandwich from the country that doesn't believe bread should have salt it in it. Stick to the pasta euronigs

>>68233354
She is a witch who keeps the keeper of nature under her spell as a marketable plushy mascot character.

>>68233890
A remote sandwich

>>68233692
This is a 7-11 sandwich

>>68233524
Was good, those two are very comfy together
Bae did some uh… art

>>68233781
Witcher 3 right?

>>68233890
Yes. A bad sandwich, but it is one.

>>68233923
Your SEA is showing

>>68233894
im white but that "sandwich" makes ames spurkey dinner look flash

>>68233858
A taco's a fuckin sammich mate? Calzone?

>>68233891
Why do you always scream /v/! And /pol/! When someone says something you don't like?

>>68233869
I can't believe Tutu vored Towa........

>>68233781
Fallout new vegas just makes the cutoff point!

>>68233915
I thought it was just a children's game to sell dolls at high prices

>>68233858

>>68233963
whats wrong with it?

>>68233781
>>68233906
https://www.spiderwebsoftware.com/geneforge/index.html released in 2021

>>68233858
I saw an argument recently that since deli sandwiches aren't technically two pieces of bread that they are more similar to hot dogs. not sure how I feel about that

>>68233958
>>68233901

>>68233965
yes

>>68233915
Your tl;dr is like 5x tl. Can you try again with one sentence?

>>68233543
Getting to go back home after any studio work and recordings is a plus

>>68233891
why would you watch hololive if you're not a /v/irgin

>>68233864
also would any holo even be able to beat that game?

>>68233992
a hot dog is a sandwich

Oh shit that was music from the C/Katherin OST

>>68233675
More sauce; Japan likes it soft.

>>68234007
Yeah but she's not usually busy because of work, it's normally because of health or life stuff like moving

>Laplus is streaming
Cool, let's check it out, I love her so much
>It's valorant
>again
>again
>again
>again
>again
>again

>You say yes to a thing
>You get a deadline months later

>>68233996
only the first 2 are sandwiches, an ice cream sandwich is a sandwich in the same way haachama is an EN. A sub is a roll, not a sandwich

>>68233963
You think a sandwich looks like slop so no you aren't. Stick to your pagpag

>>68233996
Where does me between Fuwawa and Mococo fall on that chart?

>>68233709
Is this some kind of joke about how BG3 is not an rpg or something? I'm confused.

>>68234041
>Check out Laplus' stream
>She is laughing
>Keep watching her

>>68234055
you're a roll

I'm gonna be real
I fucking miss Mumei

>>68233891
I don't go on /v/ but I do occasionally use the word "slop" in my posts because for some reason it severely triggers some people here

Why is IRyS suddenly talking like a girl out of a badly voice acted hentai anime

>>68234041
>>It's valorant
>>again
>>again
Uhhh ackshully it's league today

>>68234088
what's her favorite sandwich?

>>68234066
They are not made of carbs so not a sandwich.

>>68234099
The best part is when she shies away from chat

>>68233463
Living in Japan doesn’t make that much difference to streaming frequency for IRyS due to her streaming time (starts around 11AM-1PM JST and runs for around 4-5 hours).
If she has meetings or recording - which usually happens in afternoon / evening, she won’t be able to stream anyway (if anything, it’s worse for her than it is for EN who streams earlier like Fauna ot Biboo or Ina since they can go to meeting after streaming).
Heck, her streaming time plus her habit of staying up really late probably plays a part in her poor health, too. You shouldn’t be sleeping less than 6 hours a day consistently at that age

>>68233966
>>68234013
>>68234090
go the fuck back

I will post one Holocat.

>>68234103
holodex lied to me
but it's ok because I hate LoL too

>food discussion again
Ogey I'm outta here

>>68234041
it is unfortunate when that happens, because while I like Lappy a lot as a person, 95% of her gaming streams don't interest me at all. she's super cute but no way am I watching competitive FPS

>>68234088
aim better

>>68234103
I hate these grifting fucks who only play social networking games like lol and valorant

>>68233050
>>68233685

>First to die in a horror movie
IRyS
Fuwawa

>Dies getting chased by the monster
Kronii
Fauna
Mococo

>Dies fighting the monster
Nerissa
Kiara
Mori


>Dies after believing they defeated the monster
Gura
Bae
Biboo

>Dies from being mistaken as the monster
Mumei


>Expert who gets killed midway through the movie
Shiori

>Decoy Final Girl who somehow keeps lucking out only to die in the last 30 minutes
Ina

>Final Girl
Ame

The thighRyS

>>68233463
why is she moving so frequently anyway. it doesnt make sense especially that her grandmother lives with her right? an old japanese woman moving from place to place isn't likely

>>68234132
mori should stop playing persona and help her cat climb the AC unit

Does reading all the hatred /here/ strengthen your resolve?

>>68234121
An argument could be made about Mococo, but Fuwawa definitely has that cake

kek, Mori's so Monsoon brained

>>68234175
made for sex

MORI WAS /HERE/

>>68234132
me too

IRyS should just stream from the waist down in her swimsuit desu

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>68234165
The vegan is dying first for sure

>>68234177
watch streams idiot

>>68234041
very unfortunate *keeps watching holoen*

>>68234194
to be fair, he has the best theme

>>68234177
She had to move because the house was being remodeled and wasn't livable, now its done so they are moving back.

School uniforms can even be used for sex!

>>68234184
Mentally filtering all the shitposting makes me numb, so I guess that counts

>>68234184
Yes maybe a bit too much because I'm jaded to real people being mean or passive aggressive irl when I should hit back

>>68234184
yes

>>68234177
Trying to elude the Yakuza

>>68234041
I'm waiting for foobers mystery dungeon.

>IRyS thinks being a generic Japanese schoolgirl is peak design

IRyS INT is increase by 10 by her glasses!

>>68234241

>>68234257
Is she wrong?

>>68234257
Sailor uniforms are fetish outfits now. They aren't used by schools anymore because people fetishized them too much.

>>68234184
You stop letting it get to you. Or you go menhera I guess

>>68234288
can we fetishize what they use now then?

>you have to wait until season 3 it gets better from there
fucking hell IRyS

>>68234177
She was living with her grandmother in her grandma’s house to take care of the old lady (more like the other way around). That house was really old so her grandma decided to get it renovated and IRyS had to move out. Now that the house renovation is done (she gets a bigger, proper streaming room in this new house), she is moving back to mooch off her grandma again

I periodically think about how it'd feel to shove my penis into Ina's cleavage.

Is IRyS trying to promote BL again?

It's not an IRyS stream without anime tangents and BL discussion

>>68234306
They seem to wear generic blazers and dress clothes now, so not really?

>>68234278
Beaten by sweaty disheveled OLs after a long day at work.

That fujo that likes it?
IRyS

>BSD is not fujo bait
I know this isn't true IRyS because Ame also fucking loves it

>>68234339
you underestimate my power

>>68234177
Setting aside the moving stuff do you know how many fucking shrines and temples on top of mountains there are in Japan
Those places are PACKED with ancient codgers who just saunter up and down like they're going for afternoon tea, Japanese are built different

>>68234311
How long do you think her hiatus will be once her grandma dies?

>Ame shilled Bungo Stray Dogs
>IRyS is shilling Bungo Stray Dogs
AMERyS GODS

IRyS, the series has a gay clown.

>>68234306
school uniforms are always going to be fetishized considering every non fat 15-18 year old girl is hot

Reminder that the top reasons IRyS gave to Bae to watch SEED were “NTR, drama and BL”

IRyS is so in denial lmao

>>68234319
>cleavage

fujoRyS needs sex correction

>>68234355
I mean you can, but you wouldn't be fetishizing specific schoolwear anymore which was the issue. same reason they changed to generic athletic gear for gym clothes.

>>68234165
Mococo dies because without Fuwawa to backseat her she gets lost while running and mistakes the Monster as Fuwawa returning to save her because she's in denial about her death.


>>68234207
yes

Why are there not more Boy Hate series

What would you give to your family in order to convince them of your love for Japan?

>>68234371
>every

>Lapussy is playing lol
I don't care anymore, I can focus on her cute noises and ignore the game

>>68234372
IRyS is such a shallow feminine retard

>>68234359
nigga whats wrong with you

>>68234422
league of legends is the mori calliope of video games

>>68234397
Nonny...

>>68234434
She doesn't have a pet so her grandma has to be the arc

yukatan is really cute but not as cute as mori while she's playing persona

>>68234422
It's sad how she just follows the eceleb trends.

>>68234456

>>68234472
she's in an LoL tourney

>>68234359
Not a cat so nothing to worry about

>>68233692
wait this looks delicious

>kisamara
My dick.

Alright, that's enough IRyS for me, how's Mori's stream going?

We always go back to Kaworu...

i think we need an event and concert like Holosummer but instead of bikini, we get custom underwear instead, though?

>>68234505
She's trying to get smart and is also flirting with old people

all of IRyS' own criteria for what makes a gay relationship legit for characters like Shinji and Kaworu would be perfectly met by how she interacts with holos like Bae

>>68234505
She met her husband

I can smell the sweaty fujo fumes through the screen
She needs to put the swirly glasses back on

why is lappy playing bot games, is she bad or new or what

>>68234537
Unironically true

>>68234505
She just met Jin and now she's making friends with an old couple

i think fuwawa should do a 2000s nostalgia stream, mococo can participate also.

mori is lying to old people . . .

HI FRIENDS

>>68234537
Is IRyS the seme or the uke?

I was in a bathtub with another dude once but we were wearing swimsuits so it wasn't gay. Also a few friends and his wife were there watching us and well all ate from a veggie tray so it was more like a party than a sex thing. and most importantly, NO handholding!

why the fuck do women like Kaworu so much? He's literally some pale weak-looking femboy alien nigga
surely women aren't actually attracted to that, right? He's not masculine at all

>>68234586
She want to be the uke but is forced into the role of seme
They actually joked about it at one point

>>68234601
rushia...

Oh, cool. /ag/ is back on the board.

>>68234601
They don't want to fuck him, they want him to fuck Shinji

>>68234586
Bae gets MATING PRESS priority, so...

>>68234601
asian women dont like masculine men

>>68234601
Turbo weeb women have really strange tastes in men.

>>68234593
the veggie tray made all of you gay already

>>68234480
Forbidden TakoBaelz audio

>>68234593
>Also a few friends and his wife were there watching us and well all ate from a veggie tray so it was more like a party than a sex thing.
ah yes the classic half-nude buffet party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8BSHVWGxk

Are Lovanders in the desert because... they're thirsty?

>>68234586
Bae just have so much rape energy that even a girl as feminine as IRyS gets to be the seme

>>68234642
Weeb women fear masculine men. It's the same reason weeb men like tomboys

foob cute

>>68234601
Only asians are attracted to alien boys

>>68234601
Haven’t you seen the typical JP / KR male idols, anon?

>>68234601
Anon please, even Western women these days don't want masculine men

>https://youtu.be/xALJIWEXauQ
>https://youtu.be/xALJIWEXauQ
>https://youtu.be/xALJIWEXauQ
>https://youtu.be/xALJIWEXauQ
WE ARE WATCHING THIS NOW

It's joever lol

>>68234675
Western white zoomer girls love BTS anon

>>68234694
Nah I'm taking a rest while waiting for Suichan

>>68234601
Most asian women are attracted to the femboy alien-type men.
Not all of them, of course.

>>68234692
why the fuck are they wearing 70's couch upholstery

>>68234601
Females with Asian genes like that

no more... please...

>>68234692
>Top Left
that was litearlly Kaworu right there

Who's holobutthole wouldn't you suck on?

>>68234655
god I fucking love Frank
Has Wawa watched this show yet? I feel like she would love it

SHE DID IT

>>68234716
>70's couch upholstery
Implying anyone here even knows what that means

>>68234733
kek

>god I love cats
deadbeats . . . you're running out of time . . .

>>68234739
Any ID, probably get parasites

MIO LOVE

>>68234754
Most of us probally had/have grandparents who currently have furniture that looks like that.

>>68234739
I would stick my tongue as deep as I could into Ina or Anya's butthole and then tell them to try their best to push it out.

I can save Maya…

>>68234601
So, which girls in Hololive are actually attracted to strong muscular men?

MAYA IS A DOXXFAG

>>68234760
Shes literally doing her charity stream in 2 weeks for stray cats it's already over

I'm having flashbacks

>>68234806
all of them. they think they want a twink femboy boyfriend until their ubereats is delivered by a literal chris hemsworth

>>68234822
UNO MMO

InaRyS cute

>>68234824
Speaking of, I wonder if Kiara will come by to play with Mori's cats again.

>>68234806
Funny enough, Bae

Mori going... no...

That was one cute Lapchan

Persona or Palworld tomorrow!

NOOOOOOOOOO KARI DON'T GO

I wanna pet Laplus' head.

God she looks so dumb, I love her so much.

RED DEAD BEATS

>Laplus moaning
My dick

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE DEADBEAT GO

How often does your oshi read (You)? Does she find you funny enough to respond every stream?

>>68234883
You're not slick retard

Kek, the trap door shit

This one is great

>Open Holodex to see what's on
>Do a fucking double take thinking Gura is streaming with a DinoGura thumbnail
>It's just some homo that I don't even recognize
Man, one of these days I gotta take the time to filter out all the bullshit

>>68234884
based bae. hardwork recognizes hardwork

LOOK AT ME GO

>>68234940
What? She already did last time she was there.

>>68234938
I don't spend money on vtubers, so never

>>68234964
Uh huh

>>68234953
it took seconds, retard
>uncheck their names
>Bookmark holodex net/favorites, not the homepage

>>68234953
No you didn't, you literally just made up some excuse so you can try and start a conversation about homos
Fuck off

>breeding is funny

>>68234957
Eh, the last muscular brat tried to show off couldn't even get do a full pull up.

>>68234938
I don't play the same games as her plus being /here/ is distracting, so it rarely happens. Feels good when it does though.

>>68234973
Didn't Kiara mention that she would be going back to Japan shortly after the break is over? There is always a Takamori off collab when she goes to Japan.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE IS SO CUTE

This girl is so cute
https://litter.catbox.moe/0wo5du.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/3t2w4m.mp4