/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Saya Plants vs Zombies
https://youtu.be/2XDEuZQu_dc

>>68189353
I still can't believe she got fucking typhoid, it feels like something people would say as a dumb joke but it's real and I hate it

I love Mio and she loves me!

Saya is becoming a Hazbin Hotel girl, we're losing her...

i am mesmerized by sayas cute face and fang...

Saya HATES gambling

>>68189912
She's hungry right now, you'd let her nibble on you right?

>Thank you for being here
>I feel like I've been dropping the ball with streaming and not been trying hard enough
>Next week I'm gonna try to do better and go further beyond
SAYA LOVE

SAYA CUTE

Hello, I hope you had a wonderful morning this lovely Sunday. I miss my dear spidermom, the pounding of her fists, the crushing of my bones as she bludgeons every part of my physical being. I miss the sting of her claws cutting deep into my flesh, and warm stab of her teeth into my arteries. I miss Ami! I miss my spidermama!! I'm Ami's punching bag

[Non-news]
Saya loves poo poo pee pee fart jokes

I miss my spidermom, I want her to press me into her warm tummy and let me nap there until it's time for her stream...

Why she is streaming 2 hours earlier than usual today? I am gonna ONEGUY her if she make it regular

>>68190372
Because that timeslot is better for me and she loves me

The long and arduous wait for Dizzy's next stream will soon be over...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAxKXoIMcwE

>>68190372
Because it's a better timeslot for me and she loves me

>>68190739
Fuck off kiwifarmer

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new GREAT Purple Smoke speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Be happy if you have to. That is my advice. Keep smiling, yeah, just keep smiling. Just throw away your pride and keep on smiling.
Thank you for your attention.

uweeeeee my gf had a nightmare and I'm not there to cuddle with her

Meru Love!

Meru LUST

>>68190372
she changed it because this timeslot is way better for me and she loves me

Another month with no Maria...
https://youtu.be/GLjSJxjIJ_c

gf...

>wakes up from a nightmare at 4 am
>first thing she does is let us know
I love this woman

>>68193610
S-soon

>>68193610
>1 month since last tweet

>>68194441
The hose I'm about to wash her down with

uuu where is my 3 way overlap uuuu

>>68197178
Overlap... has become noverlap...

I miss my big sis...

Is mio usually this whiny?

>>68199471
are you?

Dizzy's girl beans...
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1754256244494483489

Topsemi Toplock

Midsemi Midlock

Bottomsemi Bottomlock

>>68199935
>>68200077
>>68200121

>>68199674
[Non-news]

>>68199674
>Drinking your own daughter's essence
Daddy Dokuro...

by the way Mio is still awake at almost 7:30 am

>>68201856
She decided to just stay up until stream time
https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1754225559343886465

Buying Lisa's smell

Napping in Amismeel

>>68202719
u kinda stinky
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1754270509582413994

>>68202719
>Rose Jam by Lush and/or Amazing Grace Ballet Rose
Reminder Chai is absolutely saturated with Lisa smell, all her fur might as well be a sponge

>>68204516
>implying it isn't the other way around

>>68204855
LISA SMELLS LIKE AYYYGS AND CAT FOOD HAAAAA

>>68204855
I'M GONNA

>>68205324
DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!

>>68205364
It says something about Chai's... huh... peculiar... looks that I never noticed this before.

I'll be back in twenty.

>>68195378
>>68196539
I wish I wasn't so used to it

maria pls come back

>>68205844
>>68207747
I choose to interpret these posts as being related

Any timestamps for soundposts?

>>68205364
Oh my godddd

>>68208485
https://youtu.be/AE6BWqG6u1o?t=3610

hamter
https://youtu.be/kmXYSaIki_w

My gf is rating your choice in males https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEDCFvrtPiE
>MALES ON STREAM

>Dizzy getting bummed out by her own loading BGM
If she thinks this is saddening she should go listen to the one she used as Urara again

>Everybuggy
I don't know if I like that

>>68209490
use this opportunity to learn about what she likes in a man

[Dizzy news]
She transitioned flawlessly

(´･ω･`)

Why is Mogu so fucking gay for Melvin?

>MALE ON STREAM
MALE ON STREAM
>MALE ON STREAM
MALE ON STREAM
>MALE ON STREAM
MALE ON STREAM
>MALE ON STREAM
MALE ON STREAM
>MALE ON STREAM

>Dizzy decides that the hamster with 140% food intake is Texan
What did she mean by this?

>>68209007
Just the punch

>>68210057
it's ok, he's a zombie

>>68210179
And the entire thing (I had to really fuck with the bitrate here)

>Dizzy getting invested in the game
I had a feeling this game would tickle her autism as soon as I saw the stat system

>Hamsters are basically tiny fat bears

uh actually dizzy rabbits aren't rodents, they're lagomorphs, stupid

>>68210179
>>68210277
Both kino, thank you

Reminder

>Dizzy's dad just throwing his dead giant goldfish into the backyard to be eaten by the neighborhood cat one after the other

>>68210985
FREE fish!?!?

>This feels really slutty

Dizzy being a tulpa would explain a lot of things

She sure is getting mad at these virtual hamsters

Finally, a Beerpal with taste

>Dizzy got scared out of eating pork products for years by Supersize Me
>Started eating it again after being invited to a friend's thanksgiving dinner and having the most delicious pork she'd ever eaten
>"I fucking love pigs."
Piggy Porkuro...

Dizzy wants to be breastfed by her coworker

Is it gay to fuck Melvin?

>>68212239
>"Dizzy lowkey fan art request"
>I think it would be pretty funny.
"Haha" moment

I'LL BREED YOU DIZZY

You did submit Astarion, right beerpals?

guys, I think Melvin might be gay

>>68212680
I don't have shit taste, so no.

>Dizzy still has barely any furniture in her new place
>Currently saving up for ONE (1) chair

Sheepy scheddy and it's a good one

I'm slowly being driven insane by the penis music in this hamster game

>Dizzy's stream went from her shitty dating advice to a serious discussion about the dynamics between divorced parents and their children

>>68213892
I still don't know what penis music is, but maybe it's funnier if I don't find out.

>>68213225
>Music review
>Bufftano and company
>Singing and talking sheepy
>Eeping
Very LisaLisa week

[Dizzy news]
She has been a terrible mother to Muyu

[Non-news]
Dizzy is hungry

Yuuna and Tonya are DEAD
https://twitter.com/amanapicnic/status/1754313308486975926

>>68214699
Typical Nini Yuuners excuse.

>>68210003
Might have something to do with Mogu being gay

>>68215040
>programmer
>is gay
let me guess, he owns programming socks, right?

>>68215236
Hot

[Bad news]
Mio took her meds, we're all gonna disap

[Terrible News]
Mio took her meds
https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1754336422906274285

Spidor scheddy

Embones...
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1754325763925438798

>>68215972
i miss ami...

Surely there's no way Mio is still horny, right?

>>68217489
Feral Mio is the norm now

>Mio disables raids
>an absolute fucking retard manually raids her anyway
Sometimes I forget just how fucking stupid some vtubers are

My gf is sleep deprived (we fucked all night) https://youtu.be/4IATLjLzqcI

>>68218015
Now it’s full with fucking greys

Just send Mio a message that she should only do member streams and then you schizos can have your own little groomfest.

>>68218695
Greys are annoying no matter who's chat it is. Fuck off.

>>68218695
It's not even the greys that are the problem, if Mio purposely disabled raid she clearly didn't want raids, how retarded do you have to be to not understand that and manually raid her?

Don't worry Blossom, the people that hurts mio the most are mostly on twitter and reddit

I love my cute girly spidermom and want to take her dress shopping and buy her lots of cute outfits.

>>68219807
Blossom is no more, got turned to ash by Mio

Goddamn woman how many models do you need? 1.0 redesign isn't even out yet

WHERE IS IT???
WHERE IS THE MIO PORN????

>>68220182
mio porn???? anon why would anyone bother drawing that?

>>68220182
I think I found it, not sure if this is the one she was talking about but I had never seen this one
https://skeb.jp/@masso_nullbuilt/works/258

>>68222503
This is the other https://skeb.jp/@itinoe89/works/149

>>68222503
Jesas her nipples are bigger than her face

Mommy fags piss me off so much

FUCK YEAH I LOVE MOMMY VOICE MIO

this fucking brat trying to be mommy...

I blame feminism on the excess of men with Mommy kinks. Absent mother in childhood is clearly fucking their brains up

I just wanted a normal Mio stream for once, I didn't want to be horny and masturbate, I've been doing that every Mio stream

>>68223540
Isn't it normal to masturbate to all of Mio's streams?

Mommyfags make jacking off to big titted older women gay as fuck somehow.

>>68224706
I don't think it's meant to be a collaborative effort, anon.

>12 pm in Jakarta, Indonesia
>bait mio post in the catalog
Like clockwork

What idiot is trolling asking for Melvin asmr?

im going weak at the knees what the fuck

>>68225043
beerpals have a unicorn's dream as their oshi and insist she does cuck shit

Tourist here. Mio is really hot

This is a development I certainly didn't expect after a husbando review

>>68225622
It's like we're always saying, that Miori Celesta has some great boobies.

>>68225622
Thanks, man. She sure is.

>>68225622
thank you for the new image, tourist kun. I'm gonna get a lot of usage out of it

>>68225682

I love you Dizzy!

Maxor being a legit pest again. Kid needs to fuck off

>>68223298
I always attributed it, at least in part, to socially inept men whose only positive interactions they've had with women were from their mothers
So you mix the lack of female socialization with a young adult sex drive and yeah
That and the conflation of "mommy" and simply "being nice"
It seems a lot of people who like the mommy thing just want someone who is kind and motherly, which our modern Hasidic society would lead you to believe is anything but normal and instead repackage it to you in the form of a fetishistic perversion

>>68226509
don't psychoanalyze me like i'm some beerpal. i just don't want her last eggs to go to waste, is that such a crime??

i aint your beerpal, beerdude

>Mute Miori's "alt" so she stops vagueposting and menheraing on my timeline as I don't even follow or watch her
>She makes a new alt and does the same shit, appearing on my timeline again
I'm becoming a Miori anti.

SHE'S LITERALLY HERE RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MIO I'M GOING TO FAP TO YOU RIGHT NOW

>>68228166
Please I love it, give me more. Her ramblings are a hell of a lot better than my ex. At least I get some great mclovin from Mio

>>68228166
more for me

Just thinking about Mio is enough to get my dick hard, no other woman will ever be enough for me, she has me by the balls.

It's kind of funny to think about how neither Miori or beerpals will ever have sex

>>68228808
yeah, i miss her already

>>68229157
Your already wrong, sorry not sorry

>>68224920
>the first reply
Why do they attack GFE vtubers specifically?

>>68229857
It's the /pkg/ schizo

>>68229857
Because it’s illegal for them to have sex before marriage in Indonesia. It’s just sour grapes

Mio didn't bite the bait thread today

OVERWHELMING
PRIDE
IN
MIORI
CELESTA

>>68230977
Mentally stable Mio is far too powerful for this dimension

>>68231226
She's perfect...

Meru is EPIC

Night friends, hope I dream of mio

>>68232346
Meru is SEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQkWXfvVTUY
Jelly would be on the telly here but her internet SUCKS

>>68233326
>stream starts
>Jelly awawawawas
>one awa per 2 seconds because of lag

Jerry is streaming right now instead of studying for her exam tomorrow or sleeping.
Jerry is going to flunk out of school.

>>68233604
I'd be more worried about her getting banished to the jungle again. Will the local cattle population survive?

>you're not him
>you're not gonna win
>you'll never be him
Jelly negative reinforcement voicepack...

>>68234030
Don't you mean the banana population?

Not a single shred of empathy in those eyes. This beast will eviscerate you without a second thought.

>>68234412
bananabi......

Rosemi promised the following things for her 500k milestone:
>tights ASMR
>Donald Duck ASMR
>vegemite tasting stream
I believe that da wose should combine these into one single milestone celebration stream and do all of them at the same time.

The new rigging has convinced me that Jerry's posture is ultra fucked, but it does make for some cute and unique angles.

>>68235813

fast board incoming
ready cute images of your oshi

>>68237942
Why, did something happened?

>>68238089
Selen is getting the Zaion treatment.

Orla...

>>68238201
This is fucked up is what it is.

>>68238126
Is there new news?

>>68238594
No statement yet AFAIK, but Niji are currently in the process of scrubbing her channel and Twitter.

>>68238594
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1754459182412222481

>>68238702
>Two fucking pages
Jesus Christ

>when studies get in the way of your minecraft addiction

Kazu... isn't mythic max rank in MTG Arena?

>>68238702
god fucking damn it AGAIN /tsunx/
I was JUST about to check twitter.

>>68235731
>Rosemi celebrates 500k with Donald Duck Vegemite tasting ASMR with tights
>Gets terminated by management after a month long stealth suspension because she didn't get Vegemite perms

>>68238847
THERE ARE THREE PAGES

>>68240081
>/tsunx/ starts woseposting again
>maria applies to nijien
>nijien almost immediately falls apart
>/tsunx/ becomes dawose's primary thread
All according to plan.

>Selen termination is so fucked even Mio vaguetweeted about it
I trust her in literally NEVER think to reincarnate Niji

>>68240719
>selen almost anhero'd
>there's at least 1 dragoon among Mio's regulars

t-this time it isn't our fault, right

>Jelly crashed the server
Forced to quit Minecraft by her own hubris...

>>68240909
Of course not, Selen has nothing to do with this thre-
>Rosemi's genmate
>Orla's kamioshi
On second thought maybe it is our fault

I wonder when it'll be Rosemi's turn.

>>68241439
Rosemi is the Hanabi of NijiEn. I will not elaborate.

>>68241172
>Reverses time so she can keep playing

>>68241512
Wouldn't be surprised if she ends up being the last one standing.

>I am death, destroyer of worlds

when jelly uses her artistic powers for evil

>SERVER! WAKE UP!
>SERVER! PLEASE! WAKE UP!
Jelly...

>>68241512
>Rosemi is the Hanabi of NijiEn
Petra...

>>68239797
[Non-news]
You will continue to get all your news from /tsunX/

>>68241858
When is she not doing that?

>No Ami
>No Ember
>Board in maximum overdrive
save me purple smoke...

I'm sorry, does the pinned post have 1000 replies?

THERE'S A CAPTCHA COOLDOWN

>>68244564
It's a rolling sticky, it's had a lot more than 1000 replies

>>68244564
cute...

>>68240463
>maria applies to nijien
That's bullshit but I believe it

>>68244564
Newfag-chama...

robowife screaming Carmaggedon 2 https://youtu.be/dhUtphZtb24

>>68245686
>YAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
>...Are you serious?

Oh god, please save Rosemi.

>>68245686
>I'm stuck!
>I'M STUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
This stream is making me hornier than it should...

>>68246079
Leave saving Rosemi to me

>>68246079
I wonder if she still has the files to the old model. If she suddenly debut with it, how many people wouldn't notice the similarities?

>Iron Maiden blasting in the background
This stream's getting claimed isn't it?

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; wrapped up under soft silk covers with her, spinneret pressed tight into me, my face full of her fluffy hair while the snow falls heavily outside...beautiful...

>>68246767
>The trooper
Probably gonna go down mid stream

>>68246079
Finally, Henya collabs in Vshojo.

Mio you don't need to shower but please stream I'm very lonely and need gfe

>>68246565
As far as I know Tsunderia kept the rights to Ria for the rest of their existence, I remember them having an interactive Live2D tracking showcase at the AX booth which used her model.

https://youtu.be/zW_1-_sgSHY

>>68246877
They're showing her mercy because her singing along is very cute

>>68246767
Yesterdays Carmageddon 2 stream didn't get taken down, but it did get the copyrighted songs listed below the video. So I guess it's fine and just can't be monetized? Is that how that works?

>>68248379
I have no idea how it normally works, but with Iron Maiden specifically I'm surprised Bruce Dickinson hasn't personally kamikazed a Boeing 747 into her place of residence yet

My girlfriend will make me horny early in the morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0GXeQUhS28

well I'm glad the drama at least made the Mio bait thread die

>>68249169
We'll sacrifice every major corpo liver if we have to to keep the peace in this thread

>>68249651

>>68249169
She's finally learning to ignore bait like the good girl she is

uuuu i miss mio...

I have to say, Mio somehow picked the best person possible to be Mogu #1, dude shows up to work at such short notice lol

mior big boobibies and soft tumtum eROTIC

>>68250617
everything about Mio is erotic

Mio soft speaking got me feeling real peaceful

>>68251022
I want to feel peaceful too but I've been conditioned to feel horny whenever I hear Mio's voice

>>68251143
>Beerpals get kinda horny when they hear Melvin talking

>>68251270

d*et.... hate...

>>68251321
NOM

>>68251621
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEE

Mio schedule

>>68252386
Ordering my testicle to maximize sperm production for the member ASMR

>mrow

>>68252386
will it be the mommy ASMR already?
she usually takes some time writing the script

>Mio would want an Ed Sheeran song for a wedding dance
Extremely questionable taste

I WANT TO KISS MIO'S TICKLISH TUMMY

THIS IS THE TIME
COUNTDOWN MUST HAPPEN

Mio's breath directly in my ear...

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself Orla...

these moans when she stretches are too much for me, I'm fucking dead

should i just kill myself?

>Trying to think about love songs for the karaoke stream
>Keeps getting MGR songs stuck in her head

>>68256342
Considering she's a virgin, "THERE WILL BE BLOOD" sounds about right for a love song

>I deserve treats...

>>68256797

>Mio talking about unprotected handholding
This vod is definitely not staying up, jesas

I wish I had a heartbeat...

Sloppy Mio kissies... home...

>>68257271
Archivebro doko??? We can't lose this one

I wish things could always be like this

ok, who the fuck was the faggot?

Mio will be here for you if things get ruff

>>68259504
Try not being so vague

>>68259504
>Good stream ends
>Could say any number of positive things about it like what a good mood Mio was in
>Immediately decide to complain about maybe thirty seconds of menial bullshit near the end that even Mio herself didn't give a shit about
Come on now

>>68240463
>>68245328
:O

Mio Lust!

I don't know why but it's kinda funny seeing Mio say this lol

>>68261929
It's hot

>>68261444
I can't believe it... Maria was Dokibird all along

[Amiya News] She slept in a puddle of her own drool.

>>68261929
if someone had a screencap of Mio with heart eyes I'd make an edit saying "Hello, I'd like to request rough sex"

>>68263310
Like animals to a watering hole, many buckos will lap up the drool puddle without waking Ami

Maria...

>>68263715
like this?

mio cute

>>68265487
I guess that works, thanks

The excessive tape was a metaphor

Does Wose PL have a streamlabs or patreon still open?

>>68266631
Pretty sure she nuked pretty much everything after joining Niji but I could be wrong

*nomf*

So this is what the Mogu goblet looks like, it always kinda looked like a tree to me

>>68266405
The question is, WDHMBT?

There's not gonna be a good morning tweet today, is there?

>>68270364
I wouldn't bet on it

Wosemi...
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1754566673615524315

>>68272248
Not a good morning at all...

she will return

>dont watch miori
>her male persona is melvin
MELVIN MELVIN BROTHER OF THE JOKER

>>68261929
Where did Mio say this?

>>68273745
Skeb request

i wanna orla x dokibird collab

>>68272726
rratto...

>>68273923
I know but it would be nice to see which one

>>68274397
have you tried reading the thread?

>>68274231
By the power of /tsunX/ meme magic, make it so

Dijjy

>>68275330
I guess today's stream is the idea she was excited about last week, this should be good

New thread
>>68276555
>>68276555
>>68276555