/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

bots

>>68539271
>Doki 127k
>Fauna 14k

>Connect The World killed NijiEN
Apologize

APOLOGIZE

>>68539028
In a serious company he would, but they'll probably just can him for 3 days

>IT WAS ME, LUCUBS!

When's top dog's drama dropping?

>>68538657
Pomu perspective
>HOLY FUCK!
>FINALLY A MAN THAT CAN MATCH MY MINECRAFT AUTISM!
>HE KNOWS HOW TO BUILD BUILDINGS AND HAS THE DELICATESSE TO MAKE THEM AESTHETICALLY PLEASING!
>AND HE WORKS IN SILENCE, NEVER ADDRESSING ME!
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>LOOK AT THAT PERFECTLY ARCHITECTURE!
>IT HAS THE SOFTNESS OF A WOMAN'S HAND!
>IS HE THE PERFECT MAN!?!?
(meanwhile, on the other side)
Luca mod perspective
>OH BOY, I NEED TO MAKE THIS FASTER!
>LUCA WILL CHASTISE ME IF I DON'T FINISH THIS TODAY!
>WHY IS POMU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!

>"He told me multiple times, in Nijisanji, as Luca, he wanted to "leak" a better selfie of him because he didn't like the one the dox site and others had. I had to stop him from bringing stuff up from 4chan. "
Reminder that we own Nijinigger brains. They're our property.

>>68539344
STREAM MIND CRAFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuGEpICY2o

>>68539250
That was shocking to find out, that she made this skeb guide that I kept seeing back in the day.
https://twitter.com/dokibird/status/1287625755573153792

Can we atleast get a peak at the stash Dudul? Just to confirm that it does exist.

>>68539390
His silence is deafening.

>>68539394
>>WHY IS POMU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!
>Quickly types "Pog" in the chat as ordered by Luca

>>68539452

>>68539479

lemao

>>68539521

Watamate prime doesn't only attack, he also guides.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrCABLI0qHE

>>68539567

>>68539607

>>68539326
BASED BASED BASED

I can’t wait for the Mumei X Chama collab

>>68539624

>>68539394
jesus christ... pomu is finding out about this RIGHT NOW.

Wait What happened with Luca?

Oh yeah, in /a/ related news, for the privilege of changing from funimation to crunchyroll, your subscription increases from $55 to $100.

>>68539676

Guys, give it to me straight, should I start acting like a retard? Will that get me a menhera secretarywaifu that will do everything I ask of her?

* FINAL TALLY OF THE DAY IN *

>127,307: Dokibird (Indie)
>36,213: Watame (Hololive)
>26,846: Fuwamoco (Hololive)
>23,940: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>22,600: Subaru (Hololive)
>21,154: Koyori (Hololive)
>18,764: Aqua (Hololive)
>16,875: Lamy (Hololive)
>16,085: Toya (Nijisanji)
>15,019: Akina (Nijisanji)
>14,251: Korone (Hololive)
>14,129: Fauna (Hololive)
>13,715: Lauren (Nijisanji)
>13,426: Lui (Hololive)
>12,784: Korone (Hololive)
>12,361: Iroha (Hololive)
>11,697: Nui (Nijisanji)
>11,257: Patra (Indie)
>10,999: Naraka (Nijisanji)
>10,172: Okayu (Hololive)

>>68539475
Didn't people say that he was pretty one note and just had "pog" to say or write for the most part?

>>68539394
>it takes a woman to be the perfect man

>>68539723
only if you're in a position to make money.

>>68539665
Same

>>68539685
>>68539475
>>68539394
owari da.

>>68539723
Are you also underaged and look like a soft twink?

Stop fucking spamming this ugly whore already. Stop using her in OPs. Stop fucking talking about her as if she isn't shit and as if her numbers aren't mediocre.

>>68539703
Shared his niji account with his GF, and she pretended to be him in games like minecraft to build stuff.

>>68539293
NIJISEETHE

>>68539326
Something something HoloEN is a bunch of useless whores, Yagoo should fire them and debut more boys, nigger I'm fucking tired of this larp can you give it a break for at least a single week? This isn't even fun anymore, it's just the same timeloop of you attaching your limp dick to whatever vtuber that gets bigger numbers than HoloEN once or twice and then fucking off to another one when they're not useful anymore. We all know that you're ultra salty that HoloEN is still standing strong while your fucked-up branch is dying but you're only wasting your time doing this shit.

>>68539429
selen always helpin out the indie homies

Imagine the seethe that Luca DMd this girl after this shit
Roru

>>68539783
yeah we know you miss her don't worry few hours until FST

>>68539723
Get a VR headset and a body motion tracking setup and start slutting it up on VRChat and you, too, can get groomed by cute women

>>68539703
His entire career has been handled by his girlfriend, from voicepacks, minecraft builds and practically all the managerial shit

>>68539394
It all leading to /u/ kino, /u/chad can't stop winning

>>68539731
Actually, this was a pretty weak day for the tally right?

>36,213: Watame (Hololive) - 4 man collab
>23,940: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>22,600: Subaru (Hololive)
>18,764: Aqua (Hololive)
>16,085: Toya (Nijisanji)
>12,784: Korone (Hololive) - 3D model showcase

Remember anons. Feeling stuck? Just POG.

Did Pomu leave when she did because she knew this shitshow was about to go down?

It’s okay to spread Luca doxx now just because Niji is yabbing?

>>68539783
Cope

>>68539716
It depends how long you were subscribed, the $55 is if you were grandfathered in to an old price.

>>68539723
You can meet plenty of mentally ill women on VRchat, anon

>>68539785
grim bros won

>>68539874
No Luca you still can't post your ugly IRL face

>aura

>>68539758
Didn't she get him into said position?
>>68539771
Damn, I knew lifting was a mistake, I should've gone full cardio

>>68539394
Unironic yuri kino

>>68539874
no, we're not sisters. if you do that you are just admiting to be a mad nijisiter

>>68539874
>It’s okay to spread Luca doxx now
Yes, karma finally hitting over

>>68539874
Not until he updates his photo to look better sis

>>68539874
Whether jannies care about non-holo dox is always a coin flip

NijiEN passed the -120K mark for lost subs in the last 7 days.

>>68539394
>>68539939
This actually really would be a pretty funny plot for a yuri manga

>>68539874
And give him the satisfaction of posting a better image?

>>68539810
Ya keep replying ya retard, (You) are why he does this

>>68539930
That was a rhetorical question…

When is Fauna going to do a footjob ASMR stream?

>>68539928
what a wasted design, Jenma or Jap should use it.

>>68539874
Yeah. I can't believe Luca was a woman all along

>More random news
>Zootopia 2 confirmed for November 26th

God fucking dammit, the furry vtubers are gonna explode this year.
People already got way too comfortable talking about what Pals and Pokemon they would fuck.

Mori and Kronii CREATED the homo beggar
idk why anons are doing this to themselves

>>68540009
Soon, but just for me

>>68540052
bot post

Luca was the one that deleted the server too right? that is even funnier

>>68540027
>Gura will voice a shark girl in the movie
You heard it here first

>>68540052
homobeggars existed even before homoen, they only got emboldened after

>>68539394
Yuri manga for this feel?

>>68539394
KEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>68540087
Did Luca say that or did FemLuca say that

>>68539723
Play mmos and join Guilds anon, lots of ugly lonely hags looking for an eboy. The ones with broken marriages are the more desperate ones.

>>68540121
fr fr

I’m glad janny isn’t bias. All doxx should be deleted on site. Anyway, what would Doki next stream CCV be?

So not only is Luca a retard but he's an even bigger retard that's lazy as shit and basically went full influencer clout chaser

>>68540087
These two are actually vile.

You know the craziest shit about Luca's mod thing? The dude was fucking 17 and already having some sugar mommy funding his eboy endeavors, then he did that for a couple years and joined NijiEN with her. That dude never worked a single fucking day in his life and this explains some of the manchild behaviours he and his coworkers have.
Meanwhile on the Holo side on the top of my head I can think about Miko almost collapsing during her night shifts, Pekora dealing with scary foreigners as a cashier, Lui working in a standard nip black corpo and Kaela still keeping her full time job during her first months in Holo.

sisters are losing their minds
>>68540028

>>68540087
But Luca, you barely work for the company

>>68539993
DOOORRYYYYYAAA

>>68539344
Intro]
We're ready to greet the world
We're voyaging forward with courage to run toward a brand new start
Let's go live! Bridging the distance across the sea endlessly
Cheerfully meeting heart to heart

[Verse 1]
Waking from a dream, swept up into a stream
I make a wish and wait for my cue
How will we connect in this new frontier we're journeying through?
Thriving in a scene where no one's ever been
With vibrant colors bursting like stars
Radiant and warm; charged with energy that's carried us this far
[Pre-Chorus]
Each new debut brings a miracle to life
Surely
We've gotta take that chance
We're running nonstop; straight to the top
That's right!

[Chorus]
We're ready to change the game
A shimmering showcase, creating a new place where we can shine
Day by day, sparkling stories will intertwine
Get ready to cross the waves
We're voyaging forward with courage to run towards a brand new stage
Let's go live! Bridging the distance across the sea endlessly
Follow me and we'll turn the page

[Verse 2]
Breaking through the doubt, we know we'll figure out
A way to clear each towering trial
Sharing all our hopes, we can conquer any challenge with a smile
We'll link our hearts and we search across the globe, knowing
No matter where we are, no matter how far
We can be stars
Let's go!

[Bridge]
I wanna chase a wish unwaveringly
Playing out a grand story
Share the futures that we can see
Making them reality
Take my hand and reach for the screen
All we need are glittering dreams
Our hearts and souls, all fulfilled in the world we build
[Chorus]
We're ready to seize the day
Traversing the pathways, discovering highways to everywhere
Step by step, gathering stories that we can share
Get ready to lead the way
With each generation, a shining sensation, a dream unfurls
Let's make friends, making a moment of history joyfully
Follow me; we'll connect the world

[Outro]
They'll hear our song ringing out over hills and oceans
Our legend grows and continues
We'll carry on starting now; setting hearts in motion
Connecting all of the world!

>「My Dearest」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover) *new*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxZeLM9rx7s
>「DAYBREAK FRONTLINE」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWexRFqs3Wg
>「名前のない怪物」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ZfAdZuaok

>>68540157
salty!

>>68540127
we will never know

vrchat and valorant are the main infection point for terrible male vtubers

How many Niji members were apart of Luca harem?

>>68540181
>I'll do it, sweetie! Since mommy knows you're busy
Girls actually talk to guys like this, YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME A MOMMYDAUGHTERWIFE WAS A FANTASY BUT IT WAS REAL

>>68539995
There are several yuri mangas with adjacent plots of a straight girl mistaking someone for a guy, falling for them and the becoming the big gae, but to my knowledge there are none with the premise of some guy who was relying on a girl to be the "perfect" guy getting lesbo NTR'd by said girl

>>68540181
The lucubs are melting down...

>>68540198
Feels like Holo are gods living on the walled garden called heaven, away from mortals and demons down below.

>>68540287
I would read that story in a heartbeat

>>68540198
I love holoen so much bros

>>68540278
Only thing you can be sure of is that apparently one of the new chicks tried to avoid him.

>>68539394
I just realized those times people posted Luca getting called out in Minecraft and him just logging out instantly lmao

>>68540356
It happened more than once?

>>68540247

>>68540357
>Live Vivi Reaction

>everyone here wanting a story with a similar vibe to the creative writing the thread is partaking in
It's not the same but it's close enough:
Read this:
>Ookami Shounen wa Kyou mo Uso o Kasaneru
I guarantee you'll enjoy it

Would writing an outfit reveal plot/script not be under NDA? Did Luca take any heed of that when he asked this girl to do all of this?

>>68540357
Trying to talk to your co worker = sexpest

>>68539731
Didn't get to the chinadress ai ones

>>68540356
lolo

>>68540357
Imagine being Vivi... A CGDCT chuuba, getting in right at the apocalypse of the entire branch, just enough time to be forced to betray your principles but reap none of the benefits...

>>68540392

>>68540391
Yeah. Or “he” just didn’t respond and pretended to be afk

>>68539394
I like this shoujo manga bros.

>>68540392
OH NONONONONONO

>>68540392
Dude, the evidence just keeps piling on.
Wew.
Never put your life in a woman's hands, and if you do, don't piss her off.

>>68540392
lol
but seriously, how did nijien become a lolcow company?

>>68540484
You're not a cgdct chuuba if you apply to fucking Nijisanji.

>>68540477

>>68540484
>CGDCT
Nijinog please

>>68540464
None of this was ever under nda because he is retarded. She could theoretically download all her dms with luca and post it

>>68540356
Man, the skinwalker has been live on stream as well

>>68540356
>>68540520
Explains a lot then

>>68540392
BRUH

>>68540430
that's the one, I knew I read something like this
Botan is best girl btw

>>68540484
With everything that happened even before then, if you applied to Niji as a CGDCT chuuba, you're either mentally challenged or a liar.

THE YABS ARE SELF SUSTAINING NOW

>>68540392
The fire rises

>>68540357
>try to do CGDCT content
>doing much better than your wavemates because of it
>sexpest decides to bully you into submission for daring to ignore him
>growth dies
>meanwhile your 2 oshis graduate or get terminated

>>68540614
THE PERPETUAL YAB MACHINE

>>68540552

>>68540464
Given the leaks so far the girl had her fingers in everything the dude was doing so even if those are not particularly egregious violations of NDA the dude likely did violate NDA big time in other instances. We'll see if Anykara terminates him on the basis of NDA. Either way, when this shit percolates to the JOPs I reckon some will be pretty pissed due to how lightly the guy is taking things

I think this shitshow is more than enough to prove that men and women should NOT work together closely.

>>68539394
>/u/ schizo validated
I DO NOT LIKE THIS TIMELINE BROS

>>68540392
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

>>68540247

>>68539394
TOP FUCKING KEK
>WHY IS THIS A BETTER STORY ARC THAN ANYTHING NIJIEN HAS DONE SO FAR?!?!
Are numbers thread scriptwriters this much more skilled than NijiEN's?!?!?!?
Is it me or this story could EASILY have been expanded into a full blown short novel?

Nijijannie jwu and it's deleting threads

>>68540647

>Pomu
>Kyo
>Selen, Enna, and Millie
>Aster and Scarle
>Luca
Literally how can this shit show get any worse?

>>68540626
>Join company
>Company bullies one oshi to suicide and one to graduate

Vivi playing on Dante Must Die mode

>>68540392
>IT'S
>ALL
>REAL
HOLY FUCK

>>68540546
>>68540555
>>68540604
>Apply to Nijis
>Gain cloy
>Move to Hololive and be CGDCT
Stop being newfags. You’re forever a whore when you join Niji?

What niji should take away from this is to never hore vr chat personalities. Both aster and luca are disasters

>>68540728
Perfect timing

>>68540713

Here's the actual porn:
https://files.catbox.moe/gokmm1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3it2vz.png
https://files.catbox.moe/rr5oz5.png

Remember

I SAW YOU RETARD
TRIED TO SHITPOST ON THE DOC WITH YOUR GOOGLE ACCOUNT
>ALWAYS OPEN IN INCOGNITO

>>68540782
ESLchama...
Also, the answer is yes.

We warned you bro. These are the "people" that become "male" Vtubers. Never hire anyone guy who wants to become a male vtuber.

>>68540614
IT'S OWARI

>>68540392
Yea, this is 100% real. This also makes the other things she said before much more believable.

>>68540392
>shared a doc with business people involved with the company (prob nijien mngmnt)
>share link online effectively giving perms to randos
oh no

>>68540822
Wait, retards did that raw?!?!
>I opened it behind seven proxies!
it's the only way to make sure

wow she did a lot for free don't know why he would mistreat someone like that

>>68540824
It's a good thing omegatroon failed

>>68540392
idk how can sisters still deny everything, are they really this desperate?

>>68540782
>Move to Hololive and be CGDCT

>>68540782 (Me)
>Gain clouts

This is the part where niji is full mask off and doesn't do anything to Luca, right? I can't imagine them punishing one of they boys.

>>68540888
... jesus

>>68540822
bold of you to assume i give a fuck about random losers on the internet

>>68540614
SOMEBODY STOP WATAMAGE

>>68540933
Their only winning move is to mass graduate Aster/Luca and the main bully of Selen and apologize, zero chance of it though

>>68540392
jesus christ, this should not be real

>>68540728
>Kiara's coming back
God's it's actually been 3 weeks?
Feels like a year, but time also flew by.

>>68540933
yeah, doubt anything will happen

WHOMST

>>68540933
This girl said that fucking Riku took Luxiem out to high class dinners and worked out separate contracts compared to other ENs.
It's so over.

>-ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK -ACK

>Pomudachis right now

>>68541023
Vietnam

>>68541023
Kris the vietnigger

Nothing will happen to Luca
Nothing will happen to Millie
Nothing will happen to Enna

>>68540933
Only Cover is pussy enough to care about things like NDA

>>68540797
>luca wants to be the toya of nijiEN
lmao

>>68539665
This is finally a resolution to a ancient arc the Mumei started 2 years ago, should be kino.

>>68540728
>62 pings
>96 DMs
Damn and that’s after she went through some of it

this is why you don't fire a slave

>>68540392
Archive.
https://archive.is/acdeg
No idea when the other retards started meddling with the document.

>the “rrats” about him shitting on nijiRejects were true
>forced his old egirls to do all the work for him
So the Luca comparisons to this guy from persona 5 weren’t that far off huh

>>68539250
Iirc wasn't she the one to also call Gura out on her very first set of emotes for being traced.

>>68541160
a lot of the pings might just be @here's

>>68540933
Punishment is reserved for the women

If I was Luca I would keep adding fuel to the fire until the yabs leak outside the vtubing circles, and make this yab an even BIGGER yab. That way when I get TERMINATED my first comeback stream will attract ALL the drama whores and ALL the drama merchants into watching me explain myself. Literally the reverse of Selen's pitty bait tourist magnet iconic exit from Kurokara's black factory.

So, chances that Luca never changed his logins after cutting her off? And she probably still had full access to his stuff up until now?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eE0SG_kp3W0GuFwOIOH-Xs11iZmLp77K0E4gieVZm1g/edit
Oh hey you can see the document Luca's mod was working on

>>68541225
She sounded so whipped back then that she probably helped him change it when they split off

FAUNA IS AWAKE

>>68540392
FUCK I OPENED THIS WITH MY PERSONAL GMAL AND NOW IM DOXXED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Give it to me straight, anons:
>would you consent to being groomed by a menhera, slightly older woman that will fuck you silly and do all your hard work for you, on the condition that if you try and get with another girl or leave her out of your social circle for too long, she'll go full revenge mode and ruin your career?

>>68541188
Please i'm begging someone to make an edit of this that say Shadow Kaneshiro

>>68540824
i'll keep defending the funny clown dude from tempiss 2.

>>68540888
HOLY FUCK
THIS IS BAE'S DISCORD LEAK BUT WORSE

FAUNA REPOST

>>68539752
>It takes a man to be the perfect woman
We've come full circle

>>68541222
Based drama faggot

>>68541296
No I just want Fauna

>>68541296
That shit sounds so fucking good...

sorry guys i fucked up the orientation of the image

>>68541296
I love hags

>>68539567
Is this pose a reference to that scene in that one anime where the girl is telling her classmate that she schlicks to him, or am I just seeing things?

WTF HAS EVEN BEEN THIS ENTIRE WEEK

Imagine being the NijiEN producer right now lol

>>68541296
(me) forgot to say, that woman is also fat and ugly

>>68541296
I'm too old, mature, and financially stable for that kind of kino now, unfortunately

>>68540933
He'll just have a 2 week vacation. No way they do anything to harm their revenue even further.

>>68541277
no one gives a shit everyones here anyway

is there still a way for Aster or Luca to save their careers at this point or do I have to assume they will be terminated soon?

>>68541296
This only works if you are truly retarded like Luca, unfortunately his IQ was so low even he could not do basic diligence to his groomer.

>>68541296
of course, I'm loyal

>>68541296
>would you consent to being groomed by a menhera, slightly older woman that will fuck you silly and do all your hard work for you
Here is the thing
>I did exactly that
>married her
>am living happily ever after
Wanna know the secret
>I didn't as much as GLANCED at other woman
Fucking Gisele Bunchen could parachute naked and oiled seven inches from my nose and my eyes would roll backwards and look straight at my brain and my pecker wouldn't even twitch

>>68541379
>black history month
nah this is menheras month

>>68540991
Nothing is gonna happen. They're already doing damage control around the Aster thing.

>>68541368
You are anon, that's just a whispering pose, extremely common in animu and manga

>>68541296
In a heartbeat, the most retarded thing Luca ever did was give her up

>>68541296
Lmao just make her a concubine

>>68541254
See >>68541175
Some retards already started modifying it, I saved an archive just in case, dunno if something got modified before I did it.

>>68541296
I've seen her pictures, never.

>>68541379
I like my good old fashioned niji drama, but holo drama just hit different

>>68541296
how is this even a question?

>KuroSanji's business contacts have been leaked
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68540614
a terrarium of yab is the best yab

>>68541303
>Kaneshiro is a mafia boss and con-man who rose in the criminal underworld through clever use of blackmail.
>In the past, he was a poor man who barely had anything to spend, so he resorted to scamming others for money, creating a massive criminal enterprise that makes its living by scamming teenagers.
>His target preferences stems from his privileged beliefs, that teenagers are young, naive and easy to trick.
Believe it or not, there is already a Shadow Kaneshiro that perfectly fits Luca

>Threw away a competent Christmas cake for no reason
Remember, there is always someone dumber than you.

>>68541425
What the fuck are you doing watching vtubers then nigga

>>68541428
what the fuck is black history month?
and what kind of black history are we talking about? the plague?

>>68541256
I am thinking about the leaks that have been coming out of Nijisanji. What if some rando had access to all of their discord conversations?

Can't wait for nips to wake up and twist themselves into pretzels. Again.

>>68541429
Aster is lucky Scarle isn't a bitch

>>68541425
Who's your oshi

>>68541335

>>68541222
Luca you fucking faggot I know you come here. This is your one true shot at dropping the anime boy shit and going for the XQC, Moist, Asmon, etc streamer career you always wanted.

>>68540614
Buy! Buy! Buy!

https://xoyondo.com/mb/Cb5nwHChNhZ0MBA
If you wanna see lucubs in FULL COPE MODE

>>68540392
IT'S ALREADY DEBUN-ACK!

I want fauna asmr

>wake up
>there is a new niji yab
>go back to sleep

>>68540392
One neat thing about these google docs being leaked is that when everyone floods to them, I get to see what animals google comes up with. Like, what the fuck is a Quagga?

>>68540392
Holy fucking shit. This is lolcow levels of stupidity.

>>68541349
>>68541569
Based and same

>>68541445
Let's just say that I'm pretty sure every NijiEN female mogs her lookwise

>>68541296
Mococo

>>68541581
Some zebra crossbreed i think

>went to sleep
>wakes up 8 hours later
>more fuckery from NijiEN shitshow
IT NEVER ENDS

>>68541581
Kek

>>68540468
The sex pest trying to talk to a coworker is a sex pest, yes.

>>68541581

>>68541581
a quasi-nigga

>>68541425
ABSOLUTE FUCKING KING SHIT, MY MAN, NEVER STOP LIVING THE DREAM

>>68541544

>>68541581
i hate quaggers

>>68541458
>goldman sachs
I don't follow /biz/ shit, what does this mean?

>>68541560
>saying this outside of debut week
Touristchama please stop watching parrotslop

>>68540728
Gonna be honest, it's been nice not having her on for a bit.
I miss her, but a break after 3.5 years was welcomed.

>>68540614

>>68541581
Extinct zebra
Basically unicorn version on zebras

>the best male vtuber was a woman all along

man, just how fucking petty do you have to be to want to one up someone in minecraft so badly you literally ask someone else to build cool shit while you take all the credit, and lying about not doing it in creative mode to boot? what compells someone to lie about inane shit like this?

>>68541669

Frame soon saplings

>going to completely snub Bae and play that fucking phone call game again

>>68540614
It's okay, we can still break out the 'WHERE'S GURA!' deflections, we can maintain course for at least another three hours before terminal RRAT velocity.

>>68541677
>30% profit increase
It means they agree, overall Nijisanji will continue to grow its profits because the JP side accounts for 80% of income now.

>>68541677
Pretty much says that there is a lot of emotional selling going on and that it is a good time to buy.

>>68541740
Unironically narcissism. Go look it up.

>>68540728
she's with NotPomu in Japan, don't tell me to take my meds

>>68541677
It means buy the dip retard

>>68541581
thats our word

>>68541759
The moment I live for is almost here

well well well, hopefully we learned something about "male" vtubing today

>>68541254
>Androgynous
kek

>>68541746
ELEFAUNA my beloved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebiSGJYno3g
Fauner

>>68541740
I don't think it was a conscious decision but rather just something that manchild is used to and just asked her to build some shit without thinking further about it

>>68541562
They're in this thread say hi to the lucubs

>>68541770
Wait, wrong ai reaction.

>>68541677
>NijiEN only makes up 19% of Anycolor revenue
>We expect 30% increased profit YoY

>>68541740
reminds me about how Vesper made up stories to tell on his stream
never trust male vtubers

>>68539993
rosemi...

>>68541766
as she should.

>>68541810
I know this is a joke (or I assume it is) but fauna is a big reason I’m still alive today.

She gives me the strength to hope and go on

>>68541813
they lack tesosterone

>>68541541
>Who's your oshi
Haachaam
>>68541498
>What the fuck are you doing watching vtubers then nigga
Mate, I can watch hardcore pornography in front of my wife (and did so, and did so alongside her because women watch that too). There is nothing wrong with exploring fantasy with your life partner, and women have fetishes too just like men.
But with regards to real life, don't even BREATH the same air as some other woman. Don't look when the MOTHERFUCKING HOTTEST BOMBSHELL passes by you, don't comment, don't glance, just don't.

>>68541572
poor vivi... yagoo do your thing

Next yab is going to be that Vox stole all his shitty scripted streams from some fanfic site or some shit like that

>unicorn stocks at an all-time high now
WE'RE INCLINING AND WE'RE HEALING

>>68541876
They're basically saying the EN branch is expendable and doesn't matter. Merge when?

>>68541843
hope she has fixed the FOV this time

>>68541813
Come the fuck on, anon. Let's not pretend like plenty of mid level and indie female vtubers don't have beta orbiters around like The Ancient Ones and Lyger who do whatever their oshi tells them to do for free. Even Holos do it.

Luca was now wearing a form fitting tucked black sleeveless shirt that showed off his physique,
his chest tattoo peeked out from the collar and creeped up his neck. His gold buckled black
leather chest and shoulder gun holster only further accentuated his features. The gray pressed
suit pants were held up by a gold studded black leather belt, and rolled up to reveal leather
boots that matched the other pieces, gold trim adorning the sole and heel. Hanging off the belt
and wrapped around his right leg, was another piece of black leather that sheathed a large knife
with a snakeskin handle. Various gold accessories adorned his body as well, including multiple
ear and cartilage piercings, a loose rope necklace, a black choker with gold charms, rings
across different fingers, and even a wallet chain with charms of a small knife and rhombus
design dangling from it attached to his waist.
“Hm, wait, there is something missing - here, put these on as well.”
Luca slipped into the heavier black jacket. The sleeves were lined with fleece and
featured straps with buckles around the wrists. The tan fur that lined the collar tickled his neck,
but he couldn’t deny the yellow and gold metal accents matched him perfectly. Next was putting
the gold rimmed sunglasses he was handed on his head, completing the outfit.
“Hey, this doesn’t look half bad! It actually looks good!”
The date clapped excitedly, “You actually look hot, Wow!”
Luca gave them a warm hug, thanking them for their assistance in this new look. He paid
for the new outfit, putting his previous one in a bag to carry with them. Outside the shop, Luca
looked at his date with another bright smile on his face.
“This has been great. Everything felt perfect, thank you.”
He took their hands in his, leaning in to give them a kiss on their forehead.
“I have to go now, it’s getting late and there are things that I must take care of. My
guards will get you home safely. Good night.”
The masked guards escorted the saddened but understanding date to a car in waiting,
disappearing out of sight soon after. Luca took on a more serious tone in their absence, knowing
what duties awaited for him at night. Him and his guards took off in the decorated Town Sedan,
traveling through the various streets of the city, searching for their objective.
As it turns out, the shroud of darkness was the perfect time for his kind of business.

>>68541848
Sister, you fell for another woman skin walking a man
that's pretty sad

>The google doc from the screenshot was real. It has timestamps from November 2022, impossible to fake. You can go look at it live, for now.
It's real, it's all real.
>>68541652
Lucubs are finally opening their eyes. Until an hour ago, they're convinced that everything was faked KEK

>>68541843
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>68541883
He never lied

>>68541883
at least vesper's stories were just trying to entertain people.

>>68541936

>>68540392
This is making it's way through the discords and reddit now too btw
Will be interesting to see how long it's up lmao

>>68541848
>the next time you fuck
Nice try, sister. But I'm immune to your curse!

>>68541429
Scarle....

>>68541928
HOLY BASED AND UNICORN PILLED

>>68541883
uhh he's just building a profile of his character.

>>68541938
One might say that NijiEN is negligible.

>>68541938
No they don't know about the contagion, losing 10% of your total revenue from NijiEN collapse over the next quarters will mean they will miss that target.

>>68541677
Buy the dip, 4 chan doesn’t understand finance

>>68541677
>Goldman Sachs investor just reading the financial statements and assuming they're perfectly accurate and indicative of a healthy situation
God they're so fucking stereotypically Sachs-like, this is why I do business with J.P. Morgan over them any day of the week.

>>68541296
>anon discovers women

>>68541915
>I know this is a joke
Its not.

>>68541962
frogniggers still get the rope

>>68541848
Are these women unfamiliar with male physiology? Why the fuck would a man get a prolapse from fucking a woman?

>>68541338
>Lia from Phase Connect was on the floor crying over one of these voice packs written by a 30 year old hag
HAHAHAHAHAHA PHASEKEKS???

>>68541843
NICE
https://youtu.be/ebiSGJYno3g
https://youtu.be/ebiSGJYno3g
https://youtu.be/ebiSGJYno3g

>>68541997
Where? Someone tried to bring it up on vyt earlier but it got instantly removed

>>68541848
I think that too, it would look really bad if they fire any more livers this week, because it will look as an admission of guilt.
That there are bad things happening behind the scenes and "these" might be the people to blame... Also yes, we weren't doing our job at all.

>>68542061
NO FUCKING WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE CIVIL WAR HAS STARTED

>>68540176
There’s also Iroha being in a company so black that she had a coworker who coped by drinking liquor out of a baby bottle and Koyori having to stop people from banging inside the karaoke booths.

>>68542078
the main niji sub where chinkmaple has no pull

>>68541938
Basically. But if Anycolor misses their targets… oh boy.

>>68542039
Fujo brain

>>68542111
All out civil war?

>>68542061
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>68542061
N-NO FUCKING WAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

>>68542061
>Lia from Phase Connect
Isn't that the chick who cut her donothon ASMR to gush live over her bf for 30 minutes on VC?

>>68539839
well i wonder if it's similar for some of the holos (or female nijis for the matter) with their boyfriends/husbands behind the scenes, it's certainly common with twitch thots.

I don’t like this game fauna…

>>68541843
Hell yeah, I really hoped for part 2, genuinely interesting game. Fauna love

>check /vt/ after a couple hours
>NEW Nijidrama and shit just keeps getting crazier even when you think the branch can't go any lower
I'll be honest the Luca things is beyond any imagination. Male Vtubers genuinely keep proving to be the absolute worst human beings you could ever imagine.
Also this shit kinda fuels my schizo rrat that a lot of the most persistent shitposting is done by the Nijilivers themselves because I can't imagine anyone else being so butthurt about Hololive doing well and even spending an ungodly amount of money to bot them and costantly switch VPNs.

>>68542039
>t. never saw the dick measurements shitpost made by the sisters

>>68542111
>ike allegations
wtf where did those come from and why those are the most extreme one yet.

>>68542111
they were just saying everything is fake, now they're diverting that the yabs were harmless? These sisters are crazy motherfuckers. This whole thing is the most NDA shit I've ever seen, how can they say it's just some harmless minecraft thing?

>>68542061
phasebros... not like this...

>>68541687
i'm just glad she actually (seemingly) took a proper break

>>68542157
it was a nasty va groomer that she was "networking" with

https://twitter.com/eviltape/status/1755666487166333335
Goldman sachs thinks it IS negligble

>>68542111
what happened with ike

i only been away for like 12 hours, i don't know what you peeps are talking about anymore

Fauna, make /uuu/ already. We’re waiting for you

anon, any link for notPomu karaoke?
never heard her sing once

>>68541915
I wouldnt say she's like that for me. But I really dont care about anything online that doesnt involve her

>>68542078
As the other one said niji subreddit and it had gotten posted on the virtualyoutubers sub again but got deleted
Going through at least one sistercord currently too

she can't catch a break...

>>68542196
That girl that was trying to get a hold of Lucas mod attention said that Ike is a sex pest or something

>VIVI LIVE REACTION
https://twitter.com/VBrightshield/status/1755670791209750957?

>>68541936
>The Alpha of Abstinence. The Bane of Beggars. The Cultivator of Chastity. The Duke of Decorum. The Emperor of Etiquette. The Führer of Femininity. The Gladiator of Gachikoi. The Hero of Honesty. The Imperator of Idols. The Juggernaut of Jubilation. The King of Kamioshis. The Lord of Love. The Master of Modesty. The Naysayer of Narratives. The Overlord of Oshi. The Prince of Parasocials. The Qualifier of Queens. The Ruler of Roommates. The Sultan of Streaming. The Tycoon of Talents. The Undertaker of Unicornism. The Virtuoso of Vtubers. The Wedder of Wives. The Xenogenesis of Xeraphim. The Yardmaster of Yen. The Zenith of Zealotry.

>ENTER, CHADCORN

>>68541843
motion sickness, no stream tomorrow

>>68540728
>Tuesday
Damn, Kiara is going to have been gone for 27 days at that point. Feel bad for KFP though, because they're only going to briefly get Kiara before she goes right to Japan for multiple
weeks until like the 17th.

>>68542304
>>68542318
i legitimately feel really bad for her. someone save her, please, she just wanted to have fun.

>>68540392
There's no way Luca isn't terminated. His ex slave probably has more incriminating stuff

>>68542196
There was a post on the Niji subreddit but with literally no receipts and a burner account it hasn't really caught on on this board
If it's real then more stuff will come out but rape allegations are serious enough that they're not something I'd personally rrat about

>>68542061
>>68542098
Women know what women want.

>>68542238
>The ACTUAL professional numberfags agree that the loss is negligible

ok how can we spin this

Look at that mindchair, how can hololive even compete?

Man there's going to be another announcement before market is open with the headline
>Luca terminated for breaching NDA
SELL SELL SELL

>>68540824
Unicorn of Wisdom I kneel.

>>68542196
That shit has been flying around since his debut, by the way. It's not even new, just someone came back with a wall of fucking text on reddit with their own story that may be the same person

>>68542304
>>68542318
Vivi...

>>68542275
Check lazulight general maybe? It's a Pomu general now.

>>68542318
She was born on a Indian burial ground or some shit

>>68542304
>>68542318
Okay, I actually feel a bit bad about her now. This is why you go Hololive or go home like Biboo did.

I REALLY hope this stuff isn’t happening behind the scenes in Holo EN. I get the talents are putting on an act, but the thought of Fauna being a manipulative liar who sees her fans only as payouts is just too much for me.

Call me niave, but I just can’t see her being en rushia. She’s too sweet on screen. I have to believe she’s a kind and good person irl too

>>68540824
Unicorn bro, I'm so sorry... I wish I never doubted you

>>68542304
>>68542318
>>68542430

>>68542430
She unironically just wanted to play with Selen and Pomu.

>>68541915
I wouldn't kill myself without her, or anything drastic like that, but I wouldn't really have much to look forward to if she wasn't around. I love her so much.

>>68542384
Goldman sachs bought the dip

>>68542061

>>68542384
they only read and try to predict graphs.

>>68542111
so desperately deluded, its over for NDF sisters lmao

>>68540824
I wanna be a vtuber but I also want to be the complete opposite of these faggots. Ideally I'd avoid all the annoying women entirely.

>>68542437
Nice try retard! You can't really deflect REALITY on the NjiEN side to your fantasy about HoloEN

>bitch please. no hes not lmfao. christ so many 4ch lurkers coming out the woodwork lmfao. like niji en can afford to terminate anyone else without causing the whole branch to collapse
Jesas, sisters are coping hard

>>68542437
Some of it always is, people don't scream at each other for mistakes in public for instance.
But from all the leaks we've gotten, the worst we've seen has been tired apathy.

>>68542437
>Fauna
yeah you are really naive
choose a better oshi
fun fact! the homocollabers are actually the safer options

>>68542384
These guys basically just looked at their financials and are expecting record profits. Riku better hope he can deliver

>>68541928
The most based man in #

POG

>>68542437
>, but the thought of Fauna being a manipulative liar who sees her fans only as payouts
PLEASE fucking tell her to stop turning off her SCs first before you repeat this

>>68542111
My posts would be better if I could add skull emoji's too.