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MIND CRAFT HOLO EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuGEpICY2o
NEW ORISONG
HIDE & SEEK w/ Pekora - https://youtu.be/uyvzNXTaM4w

>Main links
>Pandæmonium:
https://cover.lnk.to/HakosBaelzEP
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt5oe3kK56NcJWqUc3EYMvnsJ7ir8f9P0
>Play Dice
https://youtu.be/na6bysYNuS0
>Other Originals
BITE! カム! BITE w/ Korone - https://youtu.be/LYnhN_49tpE
>Covers
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ
Future Star - https://youtu.be/40WoArsMQgQ
Idol - https://youtu.be/wwfW25t99fU
Crazy Scary Holy Fantasy - https://youtu.be/9EAIDwXj4Jk

>Podcast
https://rentry.org/BrewinWBae

>Previous Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPGYEUp-BZg
>Next Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBbzhf417aY
>Free chat/current schedule:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=197OEpjj8RI

>Merch (Limited):
PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/
Official: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q= "Talent_ハコス・ベールズ"
Geek Jack: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelz
Promise swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Bae's Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeleBae
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaeBeatz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/YABAE

>Art Tags
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaelzBrush
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks
Azure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズ

>Getting Started
Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
Streams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzyc
Twitter Spaces: https://rentry.org/hs7p4
Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png

tummy hort >>68558050

>> No.68636452
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Rrat Love

>> No.68636572

Thanks for the bread!
Majima is everywhere, even in our thread too!

>> No.68636893

Thanks for za bread!

>> No.68636896

Thanks for the bread

>>68636572
So glad she played 0 first
Her reaction to majima's change is so much more kino than it would have been if she started with kiwami

>> No.68637007

Thanks for the bread!

>> No.68637680

>>68636896
>Her reaction to majima's change is so much more kino than it would have been if she started with kiwami
I dunno, she would have probbly eneded up liking Majima as a wacky side character in Kiwami and then been kind of shocked at how he was acting in 0 as well. The problem with Kiwami 2 in particular is that it sort of assumes you already played 0 fors its emotional payoff and so you can't skip 0 for the remakes, the remakes just assume you played 0.

>> No.68637839

>>68636896
I actually really enjoy how she's turned around to looking forward to seeing Majima
Great character arc

>> No.68637889

>>68637839
Then she will play Kiwami 2, and cry because of Majima, again

>> No.68638186

>>68637889
Perfect

>> No.68638561
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ah shit I forgot to go buy a monster for todays stream I hope I don't fall asleep like a dumbo at 2 am

>> No.68639507

Hopefully Bae gets a chance to talk about her feet for a little bit tonight...

>> No.68640042

>>68639507
What in Yakuza 1 would promote her to bring the topic of her feet up?

>> No.68640052

bae will talk about the unusual high flow she had instead

>> No.68640264
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>>68636572

>> No.68640443 [SPOILER] 
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Amon?
Isshin?
Simon?
Bae needs to play and fight a REAL normie/casual filtering boss.

>> No.68640472
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>> No.68640568

Telly!
>>68640443
Bae will fight SS Isshin, trust the process

>> No.68640569

>>68638561
> energy drink for watching streams
don’t die early anon

>> No.68641100

>I wish it was gone
I could think of one way to accomplish that.

>> No.68641158

>>68641100
a vasectomy?

>> No.68641235
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>Year of the Dragon
Bae will probably never play Spyro...

>> No.68641243

>>68641158
Lobotomy

>> No.68641316

I'm gonna get her to ask for red envelopes again and then someone will give her an akasupa (again) it's gonna be so epic XDD

>> No.68641358
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>>68641158
Pretty much the exact opposite of that, in a way.

>> No.68641376

Bae's period cramps...

Also old you she would have a shorter stream, collab tonight is an offcollab at the studio with handcam

>> No.68641389

>in the studio
>handcam(?)
Oh that's pretty sweet

>> No.68641417

oh joy the sperg is here tonight

>> No.68641579

I'm gonna laugh so hard when she has to do Pocket Circuit vs him

>> No.68641618

>>68641579
I adore how he shows up in minigame places too
It's so unexpected

>> No.68641668

>>68641618
EVEN IN MY POCKET CIRCUIT
M.E.S.

>> No.68641699

>Actually wants to SSS Majima
Holy shit I love her so much, I know this sounds like tedium but the eventual tiger drop will save her ass big time

>> No.68641873

>>68640569
at some point I averaged 2 cans a day, I'll be fine

>> No.68641912

>>68641873
ina.. your piss must be neon green...

>> No.68642106

>>68641699
What are the chances she actually grinds out the colosseum for that shit though

>> No.68642227

Bae's heat moves does such pathetic amounts of damage. There's gotta be a skill she can buy to increase the damage.

>> No.68642243

>>68641873
anon it doesn't work like that...

>> No.68642272

>>68642227
she doesnt minmax in combat

>> No.68642287

>>68642227
She often spams the same ones and they have diminishing returns

>> No.68642296

Tell you what, watching stream while standing up and actively trying to fix one's anterior pelvic tilt is not a pleasurable experience

>> No.68642564

FUCKING YAKUZABEAT

>> No.68642570

Deadbeats...

>> No.68642578
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>>68641912
it's not green that would be silly it's red!

>> No.68642613

A FUCKING DINE & DASHBEAT

>> No.68642645

Dine and dashbeats....

>> No.68642703

[good news]
mind craft 800k

>> No.68643116

Bae, my beloved size queen

>> No.68643321

>>68642106
coloseum is like the easiest to grind

>> No.68643363

Rooster is falling apart...

>> No.68643445

Brrats, I think Rooster knows hes getting replaced and is going through a schizo phase...

>> No.68643546

ah yes classic black market, guns, weapons and MINI CAR PARTS

>> No.68643801

>>68643546
PC racing is serious business dontcha know

>> No.68644102
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i really want bae to include yakuza's silly moves in one of her dances

>> No.68644154

>message from Rina
>NO
kek

>> No.68644247
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>>68644102
>Wanting Bae to grab Kronii and use her as an improvised weapon to knock mumei,irys and Fauna
i mean...it would make an interesting dance

>> No.68644274

>>68644154
Powerful no way fag energy

>> No.68644320

How long till Majima can show up at Pocket Circuit? What are the triggers

>> No.68644444

>>68644320
methinks you have to clear the champion story and he just shows up.
kinda like bowling

>> No.68644482

her car turned into a plane again

>> No.68644511
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I blinked it and flew off the track lmfao

>> No.68644560

>>68644482
Maybe this was the Jet-rag-on she wanted all along

>> No.68644710

Bae...

>> No.68644758
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look at this dumbrat playing with virtual toy cars

>> No.68644887

Bae just get a fucking guide please

>> No.68644955

There she goes getting fucking one guyd by the retard she always reads again

>> No.68645100

She did this last time she raced and developed dementia of it was a bad idea then

>> No.68645131
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can you even beat pocket circuit without the specific parts it asks? i gave up in the final race of the quest after hours and hours of exchanging every piece until the game gave me the win

>> No.68645232

At least we get some great swearing out of this

>> No.68645366
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Just joined, qrd?

>> No.68645393

>>68645131
Specific parts drastically raise the RNG but the final levels are really down to luck and how much gauge you save

>> No.68645408

>>68645366
Majima, black market and speed

>> No.68645454

>>68645366
Bae is tilting at a children's car game

>> No.68645476

Bae did it!
>>68645131
You can but the specific parts make it a lot easier to complete.

>> No.68645496

>Listens to me
>Instantly wins

>> No.68645532

>>68644102
The Hustle?

>> No.68645539

chatschizo can you take a night off from being a fucking LARPing sperg

>> No.68645956

Why are people who don't even know how many laps are in the race giving advice

>> No.68645970

45 cost is always kino

>> No.68646152

>>68645956
>I must tell the streamer what to do regardless of my own competence.

>> No.68646164

>>68645956
>8 long laps
>just use high speed battery bro
yeah

>> No.68646207

>>68645956
The laps basically amount to a long race, so they're both retarded and correct

>> No.68646217

>>68645532
This

>> No.68646333

Bae just reduced her speed but I'm sure she understands what the numbers in the top right means.

>> No.68646437

>barely any acceleration
>where is my out of the gate speed?

>> No.68646660

>How do I hamstring my own speed even further while keeping my grip and cornering giga capped at 99?

>> No.68646676

the people who told her to do in the loop have done actual irreparable damage

>> No.68646828

yoshyoshyoshyoshyosh
Ciocollata is that you

>> No.68646884

>>68646676
It's optimal to boost right before entering the loop. Doesn't matter if her setup is shite and she flies off the track though.

>> No.68646953

Why is Bae nyaning?

>> No.68646994

>>68646884
Thing is she isn't guidefagging like most did, she's just trying to get the best win without using boost, so yeah the button is literally useless to her trying to figure out parts herself

>> No.68647209

Bae is DESTROYING those kids now

>> No.68647215

>>68646994
I still don't blame any of those chatters telling her to boost the loop given that that's the general strategy though, her rat brain just took it a little too literally and understood it as "I must enter and be most of the way through the loop and then boost" combined with her car not being exactly fit for it

>> No.68647268

bae is creaming herself over kids toy parts

>> No.68647346

>>68647268
she's like me fr fr

>> No.68647382

Amazing how she's winning all of this by bruteforcing and trial and error. Sasuga rrat

>> No.68647532

>You dont need acceleration

nani the nigger what

>> No.68647587

Alright but telling her to dump acceleration is a grief for sure wtf

>> No.68647714

This is boring as fuck. Go full speed. See what you're missing and then adjust.
Move on with the story already.

>> No.68647853

>>68647714
Back to your thread

>> No.68647896

Wonder if Bae ever had a nitro R/C car

>> No.68647911

>>68647714
>he doesn't enjoy Bae experimenting and learning new things while having fun with something she's never experienced before
NGMI

>> No.68648074

LUCK SHITTER RAT

>> No.68648091

It's a photo finish

>> No.68648162

nessie has inherited the mori talent of dropping at the funniest moment posible

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Nice

>> No.68648175
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>>68648074

>> No.68648191

>>68647911
Just wait until she realizes her passion for racing and gets into Assetto Corsa

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>0.04
No fucking way...

>> No.68648215

Kino finish

>> No.68648234

That was actually a freeze-frame win
They were neck and neck at the last moment
Kino

>> No.68648299

>>68648074
She caught that Frostallion with like 0.5% or something too

>> No.68648312

HAVE YOU EVER?

>> No.68648319

i feel bad for whomever PC fighter is modeled after, dude is ugly as fuck

>> No.68648328

>>68648191
Bae will win the 24 hours of Daytona in iRacing next year

>> No.68648426

>>68648200
holy shit
>>68648299
It was 0.04 too!

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>>68648328
>You will never be the driver the stint after Bae's

>> No.68648499

>>68648328
Would brats be loyal enough to sit through the endurance stream?

>> No.68648603

>>68648328
See if she's faster than deegan and patrick

>> No.68648713

>PC Fighter owns a tofu shop
she got the reference nice

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>>68648499
I would, don't ever doubt my love for this rat girl

>> No.68648774

oh lmfao it's a Initial-D reference
>>68648499
I would 100%

>> No.68648795

>>68648727
Yeah? Send an akasupa now to prove it

>> No.68648893

>>68648727
That's futaba, not futabae

>> No.68648910

Majima hunt time

>> No.68648927

>>68648499
Sat through all of goi training so why not

>> No.68648930

And back to the main story + Majima

>> No.68648962

>>68648499
i watched all of bayo

>> No.68648984
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>>68648795
wasted the last of my money recently on miori and my card won't let me get in more debt, but if you check nasfaq I just sent her EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS

>>68648893
Baetaba you mean

>> No.68648993

>>68648328
Would love to see her run a race at Bathurst in a supercar

>> No.68649043

>>68648984
I thought we already agreed on futabae

>> No.68649101
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>>68649043
no, we never did that only you kept saying it.

>> No.68649214

BOWLING WITH MY BROS

>> No.68649344

NICO COUSIN, DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?

>> No.68649351

Can't wait for Tiger Drop and fir Bae's jaw to subsequently drip after using it

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Do you think this will be another 7 hour stream?

>> No.68649407

>>68649374
more bae = more better

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>>68649101
I think the consensus pick is futabae

>> No.68649456

>>68648984
Dafuq you mean wasted the last of your money?

>> No.68649494

>>68649344
That’s what I thought of too lol
>>68649374
Shorter today due to offcollab tonight

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>>68649420
I'm gonna eat your dog man, it's baetaba.

>>68649456
superchatting miori and alcohol, then I had to use the rest of my money on paying my card that is overdue already

>> No.68649571

Why are these bowling balls so chuuni?

>> No.68649604

>>68649374
nah she said its shorter because she wants to finish spacha catchup and then she has a chammers collab at 7am est/ 4am pst

>> No.68649655

>>68649374
Nah she has a collab later with Haachama and others

>> No.68649658

>>68649562
I'll leave you in a random dumpster in tokyo, dude

>> No.68649722

I hope everyone in this thread is at least 5'10 and well built.

>> No.68649797

sex with the rat's feet

>> No.68649816

>>68649722
1.85 i just need to hit the gym I'm very thin

>> No.68649821

>>68649722
5'10 is some pretty low standards man...

>> No.68649882

>>68649821
Short women cant tell the difference

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>>68649722
6'1 and large genitals, does that count?

>> No.68649949

>>68649821
5'8-5'9 is the average chill out

>> No.68649980

>>68649821
I'm 5'10 therefore anything above that is good and anything below that is manlet

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>>68649949
I'm so sorry anon

>> No.68650168

she is so good player

>> No.68650174
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>>68649722
5'7-5'8 but ~200 pounds from being built like a brick shithouse dwarf from powerlifting

>> No.68650180

>>68649821
If I decompress my spine JUST MAYBE
Still got a fuckin' gut though

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I want mumei to sue this image for the anatomy class

>> No.68650243

It's ok Bae is small from her perspective 5'6 and 6'5 would be the same it doesn't matter everything is fine

>> No.68650250

Oh fuck is that the poledancing Majima event?

>> No.68650293

stripper majima ikz

>> No.68650296

>>68650223
On what charges?

>> No.68650312

>>68650250
You know it baby

>> No.68650368

>>68650223
Do not sue.

>> No.68650382

>>68650061
I'd still flog ya

>> No.68650450

>>68650382
Try it bitch I'd bench three of you

>> No.68650527

>>68650368
Can I redeem?

>> No.68650553

What a sexy bitch

>> No.68650632

Let's settle this debate in tekken

>> No.68650669 [SPOILER] 
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I hereby challenge Majima Goro

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>>68650669

>> No.68650925

>>68650450
you can bench 750 pounds?
sure thing buddy

>> No.68650984

10 YEARS IN THE JOINT

>> No.68650986

>>68650925
How much is that, like 100kg?

>> No.68651033
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Kiwami

>> No.68651046

Majima's theme has the second worst remix in the game next to funk goes on
I squealed when the original soundtrack played in the final Majima everywhere fight

>> No.68651063

I can't believe Saejima died

>> No.68651130

>>68650986
750 pounds is 340kg

>> No.68651169
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>>68651033
lape ramy

>> No.68651375

Jesus fucking christ, Zaiko needs to fix their website, if I miss my tickets because of this...

>> No.68651517

Is this the Big Lebowski

>> No.68651620

majima you SUCK at bowlingn

>> No.68652088

they need to make a game where you play as an autistic hag that beats the shit out of people

>> No.68652292

>>68651620
Now he's mad and just barges into Kiryu's fight

>> No.68652337

Majima is omnipresent system

>> No.68652401

I always think of the poor owner of the bikes...

>> No.68652593

Just got back home, how far has she gotten?

>> No.68652666

>theres no way you can this many guys right
yeah me

>> No.68652673

>>68652593
Progress?
You mean Pocket Circuit and Majima fights?

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>>68652666
In a fight...right?

>> No.68652890

>>68652593
She beat Takuma in pocket circuit
Saw Majima give Kiryu a poledance and beat him in bowling and has ranked him up.

>> No.68653861

>>68649562
Futabae rolls off the tongue easier desu

>> No.68654099

i think she's working out her trauma with violence...

>> No.68654243

>>68653861
shut up it doesn't

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>>68649821
>shit on 5'10
>Alexander the Great was 5'0 and created the largest empire of his time.
Brrat...don't compensate with height.

>> No.68654414

The golden suits are actually useful in this game

>> No.68654485

>>68653861
I think it hurts my throat a little though.

>> No.68654557

after 2 and a half hours, we have decided to move the main story forward

>> No.68654572

>>68654353
He lived like 500 years ago, everyone was short back then

>> No.68654823

Was that a yawn? Cuteee

>> No.68654871

>actual sword fighting
holy shit

>> No.68655198

>>68654572
He lived way longer than 500 years ago, more like 2,000. Also had no idea short people didn't exist anymore.

>> No.68655367

>>68655198
It's gonna be ok manletbro
We'll all make it

>> No.68655422

>Coliseum
The tiger drop is upon us mortals, prepare thyself

>> No.68655620

>>68655422
Honestly I'm excited, anything to reduce the later grind

>> No.68655673

She FINALLY discovered the beast style grab neutral heat action

>> No.68655827

>>68655367
I doubt you will, Compensationbro.

>> No.68655947

She has finally started to become good at combat

>> No.68655950

one dialogue is all the main story we get today huh....

>> No.68656016

>>68655827
Nta but cope somewhere else man, we're watching the stream

>> No.68656083

>>68655950
God this game really has a lot of fetch quests/running back and forth between NPCs

>> No.68656172

Big show if he wasn't crippled

>> No.68656197

hey wait isnt that that famous WWE wrestler

>> No.68656226

>>68656016
I don't need to cope, you care more about height than I do.

>> No.68656319

>>68655827
I don't think that word means what you think it does

>> No.68656457

Is bae a regirock? she takes twice as long as the normal person to grasp something but once she does she becomes really good.

>> No.68656476

REINA

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>> No.68656534

>>68656457
That's a very good comparison actually

>> No.68656550

>>68656457
Bae had Slow Start…
But yeah she usually gets pretty good given enough time

>> No.68656623
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>>68656457
Do you mean Regigigas?

>> No.68656624

In an alternate timeline, Nishiki got super drunk at the bar and decided enough is enough and came inside Reina

>> No.68656632

this mision blows gorilla dick

>> No.68656865

>>68656624
In another timeline Nishiki was in jail...

>> No.68657115

>>68656624
>>68656865
Nishiki is a punk ass bitch so he would both not score and become a PUSSY in the join

>> No.68657123

>>68656865
Sounds like a fantastic timeline!

>> No.68657210

normal person playing : agh I'll take a taxi I can't be bothered with a majima fight
bae playing : I will walk all the way there maybe I'll find majima

this rat...

>> No.68657984

>Someone needs to be put in her place
Bae's gonna correct Saya ....

>> No.68658051

>>68657984
by bae you mean me

>> No.68658199

Damn do high school girls just sell themselves in Japan while out in their uniforms

>> No.68658370

oh the judoca.
i loved this guy

>> No.68658554
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>>68658370
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE'S A REAL PERSON. I THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE THAT AS A JOKE

>> No.68658613

This dude kinda looks like Andre the Giant.

>> No.68658637
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whats with this guy

>> No.68658733
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>>68658613
>>68658637
he's monkeymaxxing irl

>> No.68658775

majimamajimamajima

>> No.68658822

this guy is a super accomplished judo person, he's just really ugly

>> No.68658888
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>>68658637
>>68658733
How do I transform myself to achieve this aesthetic

>> No.68658913

>>68658822
Literally me (except the super accomplished judo person part)

>> No.68659035

>>68658888
He's a big guy 4 u so it might be too late

>> No.68659050

>>68658888
just have better genes

>> No.68659072

I'm glad the kiwami system only exists in this game

>> No.68659162

>>68658888
>2 tropical fruts per day
>consume nuts inbetween meals
>play in the jungle gym
>daily sets of of chest thumping
>climb 3 to 5 trees a day
Monkeymaxxing takes time but its achievable
>>68659035
>>68659050
Someone isnt eating his mangos

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>>68658888
No clue, I'm still trying to learn how to be at least a quarter of how cool Andre was.

>> No.68659351

>>68659291
Drink 180 cans of beer in one sitting

>> No.68659663

Is Saya voiced by sawashiro

>> No.68660121

DO THE HUSTLE

>> No.68660203

KINO

>> No.68660208
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This is Bae's joker moment

>> No.68660941

I love this one, Majima is so fucking extra

>> No.68660981

zombie time

>> No.68661277

just a reminder: Kiwami means extreme!

>> No.68661290
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68661290

Is that that "Yakuza Dead Souls" game I've been hearing about?

>> No.68661471

This is why you get the tiger drop ASAP, makes these Majima encounters a flash

>> No.68661668

>>68661290
>Yakuza Dead Souls
i love how this game was memoryholed into oblivion

>> No.68661758
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kek

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>>68661290
Those ps3 renders sure are something.

>> No.68661788

Shes fucking mindbroken

>> No.68661850

>>68661668
It hasn't though
RGG constantly references it

>> No.68661983

Wait he can alternate costumes? Does Goromi come back?

>> No.68662006
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68662006

>>68661668
>>68661850
I remember Project X Zone 2 using it as the basis for Majima and Kiryu's moveset, so I wouldn't say it was forgotten

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i love the looney tunes fucking logic of half of these encounters.
Kiryu going "oh shit its officer majima! its his civic duty to search my belongings" always makes me laugh

>> No.68662176

>>68662083
The way he takes everything seriously leads to some great moments

>> No.68662217

>>68662083
He went to the joint for 10 years and came out a pushy, he ain't going back for another 10 to find out what he'll degrade into further.

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how far from drop?

>> No.68662258

> CyricZ should be working on his Infinite Wealth gamefaqs guide
>Is instead watching Bae fight Majima.
BRO I NEED YOUR GUIDE

>> No.68662294

>>68662258
Is he actually kek

>> No.68662342

>>68662294
Saw the name pop up in chat awhile back.

>> No.68662416

>>68662250
She's gotten exactly one painting from the colosseum

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>> No.68662555

bro thats crazy extortion

>> No.68662735

OK but why's he wearing a women's necklace?

>> No.68662841

I think Bae might be growing attached to kiryu

>> No.68662893

>>68662841
Kiryu-san kakkoi

>> No.68663036

Nishiki... my kyoudai...

>> No.68663206

Well it's not like he's lying

>> No.68663380

IMMEDIATE MAJIMA

>> No.68663448

She's coming for majima

>> No.68663537

Majima is becoming more powerful, she really needs that tiger drop

>> No.68663703

>>68663537
You get it by getting all the arena images right?

>> No.68663721

>>68663703
ye

>> No.68663894

Would Kiryu be the man he is today without Bob?

>> No.68664346

what was the purpose in making bob a clown

>> No.68664423

>>68664346
Funni clown doesn't need any more introduction

>> No.68664447

>>68664346
funny

>> No.68664815

bitch slapped a child

>> No.68664825

God damn I hate Haruka so much, I dunno how I put up with her for six games straight

>> No.68664835

Kiryu hands are rated E for everyone

>> No.68664853

>>68664815
Based

>> No.68664992

What's the trigger for "Everyone's idol" goro?

>> No.68665016

>>68664992
I'm pretty sure it's the rank B > A uncap mission or something around there

>> No.68665293

>>68664992
B to A but I think bae needs to progress a bit more in the main story

>> No.68665496

>Bae only worried about the money

>> No.68665525

im getting the big eepy
i feel like this game has the opposite effect 0, the longer it goes, the more i just kinda fade out of paying attention
ps2 game struggle

>> No.68665544

Oh damn, it's the Men in Black from Y0

>> No.68665570

>>68665525
methinks you are just a zoomer because this is completely fine

>> No.68665659

Kiryu reacts to getting shot like he just stubbed his toe.

>> No.68665668

>>68665570
some of my favorite games of all time are from this era but i guess maybe its just been her scattered priorities

>> No.68665709

>>68665668
She's terrible at the combat, even moreso than 0, so these fights are just a slog

>> No.68665772

>>68665668
A lot of that is the nature of RPG-esque games in general. It's cool and fun if you're the one doing the grinding and side objectives and getting the tangible upgrade to your gameplay but that doesn't really translate to watching someone else do it

>> No.68665908

>>68665709
what? she's way better at the combat here than she was in 0 and just ran across a really bad fight while also triying to do dragon actions when dragon is still in the "cant build meter for shit" state.
Hell, if slugger hadnt carried her through half of 0, she would still fumble triying to guess if she has heat or not.
Try watching streams before attempting potshots, tourist-san

>> No.68666043

>>68665709
I actually think she's better at the combat, this game is just harder than 0 in all aspects and some bosses have obnoxious super armor

>> No.68666174

Kiryu never fails to say some out of pocket shit

>> No.68666202

>>68666174
Him talking to a 10 year old like she knows half the shit he says is never not fucking hilarious

>> No.68666296

>>68666043
The final boss in Kiwami 1 is complete ass yeah

>> No.68666413

Slugger majima is aids and his tracking is bullshit

>> No.68666452

Baechama... get tiger drop and save yourself all this pain
The Arena in this game is easy as fuck

>> No.68666595

short stream btw

>> No.68666734

Kino

>> No.68666775

Kugyuu..

>> No.68666955

>>68666595
My rat is a bit silly these days and her blain is all kinds of scrambled due to the blood moon so she forgets.she's having fun

>> No.68666980

>>68666595
Geez, boyo, it's almost like you
HATES her...

>> No.68666987

Retarded fags in chat can't comprehend that you can't do that until the postgame in Kiwami.

>> No.68666989

Mumei said that rrats are cute

>> No.68667009

>>68666989
well she is dating one

>> No.68667051

Just a casual rotating door

>> No.68667196

whenever i see scenes like this full of barefoot japanese men in a tiny space i just imagine the rooms smells fucking awful

>> No.68667271

>>68667196
Why?

>> No.68667290

>>68667271
because feet stink and japs have indoor shoe autism

>> No.68667360

>>68667290
Feet don't stink unless you're doing something wrong like wearing shoes indoors 24/7.

>> No.68667362

There are rare ps2-era heat actions still left in the game and that was one of them

>> No.68667536

Mumei said that bae is the one picking the images for the anatomy collab.

>> No.68667538

>>68667362
Think there's a literal Sparta kick too but that's only done in one place in the game

>> No.68667551

>>68667536
I guess we should expect a lot of ass pictures then

>> No.68667608

I like the exp point system and how eating gives you exp too.

>> No.68667696

>>68667290
Feet don't normally stink, smelly footed Anon. Maybe you should take off your shoes when you get home

>> No.68667810

>>68667290
It's sweat combined with bacteria that makes you stink. Eliminating one or the other and you smell less

>> No.68667983

Poor feetbrrat, instead of Bae talking about her feel like he wanted, it's us doing so...

>> No.68668221

>>68667608
its miles better than 0.
it encourages you to fuck around and find stuff, rather than get a bunch of money and then become god instantly

>> No.68668448

The beast Kiwami is so fucking bad.

>hits you once
>T poses
>stomp

>> No.68668617

someone superchat her that tigerdrop is locked behind komaki

>> No.68668650

>>68667983
This isn't the kind of feetstink I wanted at all...

>> No.68668816

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eha7F7lRYI
relevant

>> No.68668900

btw it has been 6 hours!

>> No.68668924

I can't believe she's actually crying over this part

>> No.68668936

This is what broke her?

>> No.68668942

I just wanna give her a big hug

>> No.68668949

Cue the best song in the game that only plays for one small segment of the game
https://youtu.be/Xi7e4CAUh5w

>> No.68668950

Bae is having a certified woman moment

>> No.68668953

Nishiki you mega retard…

>> No.68668954

>>68668900
yeah, bae and "self control" are like water and oil

>> No.68668968

She must... got some vulnerabilities IRL if this breaks her, huh?

>> No.68668966

>>68668924
>>68668936
to be fair she IS on her period

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I admire your oshi's extreme empathy

>> No.68668976

This is definitely her body chemistry at work, that scene really isnt that emotional lol

>> No.68669001

Bros, I just want Nishiki and Kiryu to say fuck this Yakuza shit and go to Maharaja to dance to Friday Night like the good ol days...

>> No.68669022

>>68668968
yeah the natural order of being a woman once a month

>> No.68669035

>>68668976
I'm guessing it's because of the call back to 0. The context makes it painful.

>> No.68669046

>Breaking down all because Nishiki used to be such a pussy bitch in 0
Thank you blood moon

>> No.68669070

>>68668976
it is emotional, but she got hit really hard.

Also i wanna strangle that one faggot that was like "hurr bae wong get yakuza because she's a woman" when she and subaru are throwing content into the garbage because they love the story

>> No.68669077

>>68669035
She said that specifically yeah, it draws parallels but now Nishiki didn't feel a thing saying it

>> No.68669082

>>68669046
i mean he's still a pussy ass bitch, he's just lost his empathy for pulling the trigger

>> No.68669110

>>68668976
It might be more emotional in jp. She picked up on it being a 0 reference, and I didn't, so it's likely to be more weighty or whatever in japanese
>>68669001
Then go play 8 (Nishiki and Ichiban have the same VA)

>> No.68669177

>>68669110
ichiban spreading his schizophrenia to kiryu is nishiki's master plan

>> No.68669242

>>68669177
>It's airborne now

>> No.68669252

I knew that doctor was a nigger

>> No.68669277

Jesus Christ now wonder Nishiki went off the rails...

>> No.68669296

>>68669177
there's a really funny tweet that goes something like "imagine everyone in Ichiban party sees the world the same as him but they dont wanna admit that they are also becoming insane with dragon quest stuff"

>> No.68669313

>ive got stuff to do and prepare today

>> No.68669314

That would turn almost anyone evil to be fair

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>>68669177

>> No.68669524

MANE-CHAN REMIND HER TO GET TIGER DROP NEXT STREAM (For Jingu)
That is all

>> No.68669549

Garçon, my bread is getting a bit stale

>> No.68669789

bread
>>68669763

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