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I need another nostradamus with an unhinged prediction to be necroed as truth 3 years from now

>> No.68942884

IRyS is avril lavigne

>> No.68943452

>>68942884
Then who was skater boi?

>> No.68943514

Kiara has a gun

>> No.68943592

HoloID will stage a coup in Indonesia

>> No.68943604

>>68942848
Why do foreigners like to manipulate and post images like this?

>> No.68943612
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>>68943514

>> No.68943623

>>68942848
Anykara gets bought out by Cover and Hololive swallows what pitiful remains there are left of Niji.

>> No.68943639

>>68942848
Riku will take the money and run

>> No.68943811

Mori gets caught doing illegal drugs with vshojo girls, gets fired from cover, and starts a chain of events that leads to suisei somehow graduating.

>> No.68943940

Nijisanji has an investors liver reeducation yacht.

>> No.68943970

>>68942848
Shiori and/or Nerissa will graduate before the year ends.

>> No.68944155

>>68942848
NijisanjiEN will be dead in a year
Their death will elevate the EN market temporarily, but their audience will be like the Tumblr cards escaping their asylum: Small corpos are gonna get infested with the Nijisanji organ mentality, through fanbase growth and through NijiEN 3views joining them.

We will see the small corpo scene become a giant shark cage battle with shit and drama on a weekly basis.

>> No.68944175

Yagoo is the literal father of 6 talents. Each one born out of wedlock but not abandoned.

>> No.68944294

>>68943623
Ok but this would honestly not be *that* bad on the JP side, right?
EN won't survive till the summer anyway at this rate, so it's irrelevant

>> No.68944367

>>68942848
Kiara's chicken voice is not her real voice

>> No.68944407

>>68944155
>We will see the small corpo scene become a giant shark cage battle with shit and drama on a weekly basis.
As opposed to the daily drama nowadays?

>> No.68944431

I will get a girlfriend and come in her pussy and ass

>> No.68945295

Pippa will graduate after one of her fans commits terrorism and mentions her in his manifesto

>> No.68945354

>>68944367
Now you're just being silly

>> No.68945595

Elira fucked Paul Li

>> No.68945834

>>68942848
In march 2025 Kiara and Kronii will officially announce that their are in a relationshop.

>> No.68946521

That one Niji liver who hasn't been seen for 3+ years but never graduated actually killed herself. It's a nearly literal skeleton in Nijisanji history.

>> No.68946597

>>68942848
Past failures don't guarantee future menhera false alarms

Someone's truly gonna die one day in niggersanji.

>> No.68946697

>>68942884
so it seems
so it seems

>> No.68946775

An anon will release a detailed document with proofs of each corpo vtuber bodycount since their debut and implode the scene. Most will be in the high double digits but surprisingly marine and noel won't be at the upper half.

>> No.68946846

>>68944294
Exactly.

>> No.68946922

>>68946775
all me btw

>> No.68947113

>>68942848
Courts move slowly. Just when everyone is finally starting to forget about this whole Selen/Doki shitshow, some pencil pusher will actually leak the documents with liver names.

>> No.68947846

>>68945295
This

>> No.68948049

>>68942848
Eilene was right about akari

>> No.68948832

Nijisanji will collapse because of liver failure (the cause of failure was self-kill).

Hololive will thrive until three talents end up being terminated for various reasons (one will be done in a similar fashion to Rushia).

>> No.68948875

>>68942848
Bae will have sex with me

>> No.68949011

>>68944431
Most unhinged schizo prediction itt

>> No.68949127

>>68943623
Anykara gets bought out by Cover but Anykara pulls a management coup akin to the Boeing-McDonnelDouglas merger, resulting in Cover becoming as money driven and exploitative as Anykara and laying the foundation for ruining itself in the long term, allowing a new upstart foreign competitor to overshadow it.

>> No.68949298

A new Indie corpo will become extremely successful and yab free until it's revealed that the CEO is basically using the talents as his personal sex harem

>> No.68949327

Mori and l are married.

>> No.68949386 [DELETED] 

>>68942884
Damn I can’t believe IRyS fucks niggers…

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>>68942848
They actually ARE in lesbian relationship

>> No.68949729

>>68949549
oh hi Fuwawa

>> No.68949766

>>68942848
I dunno about three years, but I'll predict Anycolor will attempt a rebranding in six months or so because of the insane reputational damage they've suffered. They will call themselves something like Happiness Co. Ltd or White Agency.

Sometime it in 2025 it will be announced Riku is stepping down as CEO and is selling the majority of his shares to a group of investors. More JP Nijis will exit and views will plummet at terminal velocity. The investors will try to turn Nijisanji around and fail. Anycolor will wind down operations and liquidate in 2026. Assets will get sold off and some of the Livers will get to keep their IPs.

There's my nostradumbass prediction.

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>>68943452
Me.

>> No.68949901

>>68942848
Selen's and Anycolor entire situation is going to make one of the many NijiEN menhera's break completely and they will also attempt suicide in a more effective way. That death will truly be the end of NijiEN.
After that happens. There's a non-zero chance Doki offs herself in the future due to the guilt of accidentally driving someone to a successful offing, the chances of her own second attempt depend entirely on how she handles herself from now onwards.

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>>68942848
Aloe comes back as a special surprise guest at Hololive 7th Fes and performs a group song with Gen 5.

>> No.68951822

>>68950570
Even better, they do seversl surprise guests for HoloFes that are non-Holo and Delu is in there alongside the others.

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