/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>6936524
I love Gura!

>>6936524

I am in love with Gawr Gura.

>>6936524
nsfw ver?

I'm proud of this Shark.

Gura cute Gura cute!

cute shark

>>6936714
The absolute cutest.

post vore

>>6936893
I am here and I am hungry.

>>6936989
thank you

>>6936989
A-chan into vore always surprised me. No wonder she retweeted this pic back then

i miss shark

>>6937064
I hope she's having a comfy night.

Why are you like this girl chumbuds?
She's emotionally unstable

>>6937248
you just said part of why

>>6937248
chat reflects streamer dumbass

>>6937248
So is every other female vtuber, what's your point?

gooruh is probably getting cheered up watching ame now. all is well.

>>6937174
Me too. Marrying shark is my number 1 desire in life, but a close second is always for her to get a good night of sleep. Unfortunately, both are equally impossible

>>6937248
She's cute!

Congrats to Gura not dying at all against the Enderdragon. Also coming in with the clutch win.

>>6937248
The idea of "emotional stability" is bullshit. Emotions are irrational. There is no stability to be achieved. I love this girl more than anything.

>>6937248
just like me!

>>6936861
Beyond the cutest!

>gura wants to play more minecraft
>ame playing it alone later
they aren't...

>>6937327
Sleeping or wedding stream when?

>>6937327
She'll get a good night's sleep one day, I believe!
Sorry about your number 1 desire though because she already married me

>>6937248
baitposter accidentally answered his own question

>>6937569
Of course not Ame doesnt want to play games with Gura anymore because of ship fags.

>>6937327
Where's the rest of them? Where's 3 & 4?

>>6937786
clever

She's so fucking cute!

Floofy shark

>>6938051
I need to kiss her forehead! I need it so bad!

>>6936697
i don't see one on his fanbox.

>>6937248
mhm

Sharkpits

>>6937963
All of the ice cream she eats goes straight to her ass...

i miss gura extra hard today. ame isnt helping.

>>6938205
Delicious!

I want to cuddle her

>>6938215

>>6938237
same desu nya

speaking of ame, I just realized that she's doing an ASMR on the same day as gura's oceanside talk. pretty sure these girls are actually conspiring to kill me.

Is this retarded creature called gem of the sea?

>>6938476
Yes, now look at her

>>6938427

>>6938476
I want fuck gem of the sea

sometimes I wonder if gems of the sea have real emotions

>Gura the only girl to not make a tweet about the collab
Makes her look like a bitch. Chumkeks will give the "she doesn't know what to say" excuse or "she liked their tweets." That's not the same as making your own. Gura just doesn't care about EN or Hololive. She definitely doesn't care about her fans.

How are we holding up chumbuds?

>Gura had cookie dough ice cream
>I have cookie dough ice cream
Sorry fellas, we’re basically married now

>>6938996
Feeling good, but still need my sharkie zatsu fix

>>6938996
Ya know, I'm doing okay actually. I feel pretty good.

>>6939022
she had choco-mint today. how many tubs of ice cream does gura have... she mentioned buying 3 tubs once, I wonder if she always has 3 tubs

>>6938981
ogey

>>6938996
Staying strong and doing my reps bud.

>>6939109
Oh fuck, how did I forget she did say chocomint. She’s gonna get a soft ice cream tummy

>>6939109
that's basically toothpaste, I want a divorce

>>6938996
Watching the stream made me feel a lot better, continuing the day with a smile!

Uhhh chumkeks? How can you possibly explain this?

>>6939165
burn the heretic, chocomint is delicious

>>6939109
she started adding mixins to the 14 cans of frosting and freezing them into ice cream that she eats out of the can.

>>6939199
Did she say that in the collab? I need to rewatch, it was so hectic I missed a lot.

>>6938996
Missing Gura but doing good otherwise. Making my way through Nocturne

>>6939184
I honest to god can't. It shouldn't be possible for something to be this cute.

>>6938981
i laughed out loud

>>6939230
no I just made it up

>>6939280
good because that nasty crayon frosting would only make the ice cream worse

>>6939184
why-why would she do this... I can't take it

>>6939184
I have no idea but I am now overloaded with serotonin

>>6939280
You brrat...

>>6938169
Noted there is a shit ton of microbikini gura fan art
Prisma illya cameo when

>>6938996
Didn't get enough gooruh so watching a vod now. Glad it's friday tomorrow and that we get an entire weekend of streams.

Anyone think Gura has seemed a little grouchier than usual this week? She was pretty mean to Mori today.

>Good morning sleeeepyyyyyy

>>6939465
She had a stressful week last week. Just a bit more sassy than usual.

Has Gura said whether she likes balloon asmr? They make nice noises. And I bet she'd enjoy the smell.

How was Gura tonight? More genki I hope? I missed the stream, will watch the vod tomorrow.

>>6939965
She was pretty quiet overall, but still very cute.

>>6939485
w-why is she drooling?
is she about to bite?
please tell me she's about to bite.

>>6938996
Cranky, some thigs I'd like to do

>>6939485
Ame POV

>>6939184
WASH AWAY THE ANGER

>>6939485
yeees, bite me while I hug you tightly, shark

>>6940042
She’s just horny you weirdo. So yeah she’s definitely about to bite

I think at some point we should have a serious discussion about her cat sniffing her armpits. I've been hearing some stinky arguments recently.

>>6940290
As a part-animal, other animals love her pheromones.

>>6939485
New alarm with MV featuring Gura's 3D model.

>>6940290
I hate it because I ain’t it

>>6940356
I love it because it prompts Gura to talk more about her armpits and also I am it.

>>6940290
I have a cat that likes the taste of deodorant.

>>6940489
I have a cat shark that likes the taste of ice cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4MjG7UY6qs

>>6940603
I don’t know French at all but I like hearing Gura speak/sing it

>>6940290
I'd just like to point out that she thought about how we'd like to do that to her.

>>6940734
Who wouldn't?

>>6940734
Gura wants her fanbase to be goomers and is actively working to make it so.

How can we stop this shark from her love for eating?
She will get a little more chubby everyday

>>6941237
Mind break and shape her to be your ideal woman.

J*U from a dream where I was much younger and having some kind of lonely, depressive crisis in some kind of dingy bar and Gura (who was also much younger and not yet a streamer) sensed my distress and cared enough to comfort me, a random stranger. We didn't talk much but shared a strong bond as she was also going through a dark time, and we could understood each other completely just by understanding ourselves. We got tattoos that reminded us of each other and lost touch. Years later I'm watching Gura as a streamer and thinking about my tattoo, wondering if she remembers me. I'm browsing vt and someone posts some kind of doxshit that shows Gura covered from head to toe in ugly, weird tattoos, including her face which has no skin left unmarked.

>>6941237
I don't see any problem here

>>6941338
>Gura (who was also much younger
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>6941237
we can't

>>6941237
I nominate myself to get vored and sate her... for now...

>>6941338
So the tattoo represents your feeling of connection to her and her being ultimately covered in them is your understanding that thousands of others feel exactly the same way, and to her there's nothing unique about yours, or something

>>6941237
From what we've been hearing this week I'm actually happy she seems to have a good appetite. Ice cream isn't that unhealthy, it has good fats and some protein.

>>6941545
Yeah, something like that.

>>6941237
Seems like she’d have a bit extra to pinch which I see no problems with

>>6941237
She doesn't care about her weight now that she's married to us.

/ggg/, I just realized the true reason why I like Gura so much. It's the journey, and the character development. When I watch Gura I feel like I am watching a series. The bizarre changes in her already weird personality over the past 10 months is simply fascinating. She reminds me of Forrest Gump for some reasons.

>>6936524
I want to sing country songs with Gawr Gura!

>>6941550
She's lactose intolerant.

>>6941951
Hopefully it's lactose free ice cream then.

>>6941870
Congratulations, you're an idolfag.

>>6941237
We don't. Shark belly should be soft and squishy.

>>6941237
gura's soft tummy...

uhhhhhhhhh is Inside a vore game

Time for weight reps then drawing reps
I love this shark!

>>6942280
i just read the plot summary on wikipedia and i am laffin

I think about Gura from the time I wake up to the moment I fall asleep. It's time for the latter now, and then I'll do it all again tomorrow. I love her.

>>6942745
Night buddy

>>6942745
Same bud. Sleep tight.

>>6942745
you should find a hobby that has nothing to do with her. for real.

>>6942853
But Gura cute

>>6942328
You go get those reps Anon. I'm about to finish my daily sets up now.

Besides her model, what else do you love from her?

>>6943589
armpit

>>6943589
Her. Nothing I can really specify, just Gura in general.

>>6943589
Her personality. All of it. She has not said a single opinion I disagree with in the entirety of her time as Gura.

Will she beat Inside in one go? It's between 3~4 hours long.

>>6937624
>HA, ha, ha!
gawr art makes me diamonds. please post more.

>>6943589
She's nice to us and has a good sense of humor.

>>6943845
I agree

>>6943738
i wouldn't go that far, but i continue to be amazed at how agreeable her taste and opinions are in so many different areas.

>>6944002
based. thanks.

>>6943589
Where to begin? She is truly something special, a force of will that anyone with senses can see. She has more power than she'll ever understand. Even her idol co-workers adore her. She earned every bit of it by persisting in strength and bravery.

Her worldview is her own and she doesn't allow arbitrary social pressures to shape her self. She wears the fact that she doubts herself on her sleeve but she still remains outwardly confident. This is an attitude that is hard-won. In spite of that that she is humble and pensive.

I absolutely adore this girl. I love her and her very existence motivates me to work harder on myself and live a better life every day. I even entertain the notion that I'll catch her eye some day and that drives me to improve even more.

She is a magnificent person.

>>6943599
based

>>6944121
Look at how fucking flat she is, goddamn that's hot

>>6943777
Nah, she going to play for 2 hrs then spending time left for SC reading.

i want to write her another letter, but it hasn't been long enough and i don't want to be a pest

>>6944214
She's going to get into the game like she always does with good games and play it until she finishes it, spurred on by comments from chat that the game is short.

>>6944243
nah its gonna take 3 steams should be fun though.

>>6944317
it will be 2 streams max, even with the potential of shark brain.

>Get in the car loser, I’m driving!

>>6944236
Yeah, I might write her again for the HoloEN 1 year anniversary, or something.
Birthday and Anniversary makes two a year, I think that's probably reasonable...

>>6944393
Sounds like a good time. I gotta teach her to drive somehow

>>6944418
those are only three months apart though...

Very cute shark

the real question is if she'll stream 2 games in one day if she doesn't finish or just read superchats and call it a night

>>6944444
wow that is cute

you guys that want to write frequently should switch to postcards. they're the shitposts of the mail world.

>>6944471
but then i can't tell myself that her otherwise-incompetent manager is disposing of the envelope with my return address on it...

>>6944434
should I wait for christmas?

>>6944537
you fool! i was trying to justify an additional letter!

>>6944530
you know you don't have to use a return address right? they still send it to its destination and trash it if they can't

I think Gura should use this crop for a thumbnail with nothing else added

>>6944575
USPS mailpiece acceptance is unreliable in the absence of a return address. there are certain categories of mail where it is absolutely required, but only a few of them overlap with international service to japan.

>>6944562
fuck it, valentine's day letter as well. Gura will have a lot of wallpaper.

>>6944530
So if you don't put your return address in your letter does that mean you haven't been getting your response letter from Gura? That's the best part of writing to her!

I feel better about my decision to not send a letter now that I see so many people sending multiple.

>>6944655
I got a generic thank you note back from her is all.

>>6944698
oh, no, you should totally send her one.

>>6944730
>chinkrunes

This is an unusual amount of shitposting on the topic of sending letters.

>>6944772
we are men of words

>>6944739
Too late. You've absolved all my lingering guilt. She's not getting one from me.

>>6944788
You need to send one so she doesn't always get letters from the same people over and over, obviously.

>>6943845

>>6944788
you might have missed the part where i was complaining that i had sent *one* and was successfully resisting sending another because i thought it would be annoying.

>>6944706
>He didn't get a handwritten letter back

I've never played Inside, is it kinda like Little Nightmares?

>>6944779
Every other conversation I can recall about sending her letters was positive and supportive. Quite interesting how that's not the case tonight, isn't it?

>>6944471
Thanks for the idea. I feel like a postcard with a short message will work better than whatever fan letter I could write.

>>6944970
shit, my doodle must not have impressed her enough.

>>6944970
I don't like how she uses that red ink, honestly.

>>6944971
a little. it's a fun watch, you'll like seeing her play it

>>6945252
>he thinks it's ink

>>6945252
Sounds like your letter came from Gawr. Gura wrote mine in a nice blue.

>>6941237
I think I'd prefer chubby Gura over literal skeleton Gura.

>>6945323
I have jacked off to this image.
I am not happy about that fact.
https://files.catbox.moe/o9lqy7.jpg

>>6945424
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>6941237
https://streamable.com/5bug63

>>6945424
that is such a great picture

Anyone else moving towards a parasocial breaking point where it all genuinely becomes too much to bear haha

>>6945480
this is why I'm saying you need a hobby that has nothing to do with her. it also makes you more appealing to Gura, her favorite thing in the world is hearing about hobbies she doesn't know about, even if it's something lame like speedrunning

>>6945480
Nah, I feel saner than usual ever since Gura became my oshi.

>>6945424
Does this also turn you on?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89646577

>>6945424
This picture is great but I can't look directly at it, it makes me really squirmy.

>>6945572
If you think "Gura" exists, let alone trying to appeal to her, you have gone insane.

>>6945591
I already have the entire set saved locally, so you can probably guess my response...

>>6945692
If you think Anonymous exists, let alone believe you can convince it of something, you have gone insane.

where does Gura find vore? that tar pit interlude makes me think deviantart, but maybe there's a better place

>>6945766
I'm not here to kink-shame.
Just try not to bleed out while attempting to fulfill your fantasies.

>>6945578
>>6945692
>>6945572
>>6945480
I have been pondering this since Gura became my oshi a month ago.

Is my relationship with this character healthy?
Can I use it as fuel to improve myself, or should I be improving myself for my own sake?
Is codependency good or bad for me in the short term?
Is it insane to want to better yourself because you are inspired by a half-fictional person, or is there nothing wrong with that?
Would I be better off finding something else that motivates me?

https://youtu.be/EIRcUI-arkY

I stumbled upon this clip which has made me do a lot of thinking.

>>6946003
probably not
yes, who cares
good probably, depends on how fucked you were before
gura is more like 10% fictional
maybe but you don't have that thing right now

>>6946000
If I can find a woman who would be willing to bite my dick off I have already won.
Assuming she lets me knock her up first, at least.

>>6946003
if that's what you are into, then that's great, i guess, but i don't really relate to this business of being inspired to improve. i am already good enough and i just enjoy her company, such as it is, and supporting her makes me happy.

>>6943845
You got it, baby!

>>6946187
>i am already good enough
Ignoring Gura completely in all this, isn't this kind of a silly mindset to have? I feel there's always a reason to want to improve at something, why would you want to limit yourself to good enough?

>>6946404
i'm old and it's time to relax

>>6946187
Of all the places in the world, how the fuck do normaloids end up here?

>>6946003
There's never anything wrong with wanting to improve yourself, and no contradiction between using your oshi as fuel and doing it for yourself at the same time. The dependency can be a problem and everything Marine says is pretty spot on. Personally Gura just makes me want to do things and engage with the world more than I have been for the past 20 years.

There's some pain involved when I miss her or think about how I'll never be with her but pain isn't necessarily a bad thing.

>>6946399

>>6946003
If you lose something, you want to have other things you can lean on for emotional support. You also want to be strong enough so others can lean on you sometimes.
It's not too complicated, there are just advantages to not relying on a single source of happiness/motivation.

>>6946404
it's common when gaining skills to hit plateaus where improvement is very difficult compared to before. I don't think it's wrong to just stop improving when you hit one of those plateaus, if you're already at a point where you're content with your life and your abilities. there's plenty of entertainment to be had that has nothing to do with improving yourself after all

>>6946446

>>6946433
Ojisan…

>>6946535
she didn't recognize what it meant

>>6946483

>>6946549
lex luthor....

>>6946554

>>6946649

>>6946667

https://youtu.be/s5CTmyhfqLo

>>6946712

>>6946722
bro...

>>6946765

>>6946722
>>6946795
Stay strong...

I don't understand how anyone can listen to that and not fall deeply in love with her.

>>6946818
The thought of gawr saying that followed by some of those sickly-sweet giggles...
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>6946722
Don't make me gosling right now, chumbud. She's seemed well-rested for the last two streams, and I've been happy about that.

>>6946818

>>6946722
God she's amazing.

>>6946722
https://youtu.be/NSvFGwOxbEA?t=239
ywn

>>6946919
Then she pins you down on a bed and

>>6946722
I fucking love her
I think I liked the Uke version with all her cute remarks better though.

>>6946997
But Anon, Gura wants you to pin HER down on the bed.

>>6946975
This and next one might not entirely count as Gawr.

>>6947043

>>6947020
Gura would, yes.
But Gawr? She'd be the one (trying to) pin you down. And I'd let her do it.

>And you're probably with that blonde girl
>Who always made me doubt
>She's so much older than me
>She's everything I'm insecure about

The thought of Gura getting dumped for an older girl makes me want to drink heavily. I’m glad she said she can’t relate to these songs.

>>6947141
Do you remember when she say she can't relate? I think I missed that.

>>6947141
It's interesting and cute how she finds the lyrics silly but still has to stop herself from crying while singing it.

>>6947094
Fucking saved, danke schon

>>6947097
>She'd be the one (trying to) pin you down. And I'd let her do it.
Jesus, I want this more than usual right now. Gawr-posting got me in the mood I guess.

>>6947094
Please exterminate me for the glory of the Atlantean race ma'am

>>6947213
Last unarchived karaoke I think. The one before Irys debut.

>>6947263
>fanart of fanart
I'm glad Gura doesn't use fanart in thumbnails much

>>6947213
that was in her comments between the first "driver's license" and "good 4 u", from 00:22:15 to 00:23:09 in the most recent karaoke.

>>6947826
nighty nite, bud

I’ve never seen The Thing, so I think I’m gonna watch her watch along for it tonight. Are her other watchalongs good?

>>6948001
They're all pretty good.

>>6948001
i like most of them, but for the ones i don't, there are plenty of people who do. in general i think she's very good at them and i look forward to them.

>>6948001
Hey man, The Thing is one of the best horror movies ever made. You'll have a good time regardless.

>>6948001
don't bother watching Avatar

>>6948144
I second this. It was fucking great live, but I can't imagine suffering through it as a VOD.

>>6947528
>>6947256
Thanks anons

>>6948162
Elaborate?

>>6948309
When it was live, you knew that thousands of other people were suffering alongside. You could chat with them and share in the collective pain.
Watching it solo, it would be you, alone, suffering. Even Gura's suffering would be pre-recorded and not with you.

>>6948309
I think he just means that the movie sucks.

If you ever want to watch Tremors, just know that she had to mute at some point for some unknown reason but that she was still watching along and trying to react with her facial expressions. The muting does make it less enjoyable though.

>>6948001
All the ones I tuned in for were excelent.
I didn't see Tremors, but apparently she muted for a significantly long period of time because of some issue that needed to be addressed so maybe skip that one.

>>6947826
Hope you're sleeping soundly chumbud.

Am I missing out by only watching Gura during her watchalongs? I download the movie about 10% of the time, and the only one that was enjoyable to watchalong with was Jaws. I don't really watch movies/tv shows outside of anime.

>>6948419
i do think that watching the movie with her makes it much better. for ratatouille i was very sleep-deprived and just listened to her instead while i was falling asleep, which was very nice, but i also went back and did it normally later, and i'm glad i did.

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>6948548

what if gura got scratched by her cat and is covered in bandaids

>>6948419
She sometimes makes references to the movies she watched with us. They're usually decent movies, and it's a shared experience with her, so I like to actually put the movie on.

I was thinking to call-in today to watch Gura but I then realized it's just a collab. So I'm just gonna do it til next week and hope Gura would stream something good.

>>6948601
yes, cat scratches...haha...

>>6948838
please don't make me concern

>>6948941
didn't she say she's clumsy and frequently hurts herself on doorframes before? knocked herself out with her own knee? she was always covered in bandaids

God, I love her

>>6949525
Same!

>>6948601
>>6949245

Goodnight chumbuds.

>>6950376
night bud

>>6950376
sleep well

>>6948838
Mmm... toxoplasmosis

>>6950962
That's a meme parasite in regards to humans. Nobody can resist Gura's natural allure.

>>6950962
it's unlikely if she isn't an idiot who lets her cat outside

Shark tummy.

>>6948838
>>6950962
This cat could give me cat scratch fever

Watching the Jump Knight Stream. Gotta say: this is PEAK Gura. Just the right amount of sass, playfulness, and no-fucks-given. I love it. Sad that she only got this way due to sleep deprivation but I feel this was the closest Gura got to becoming HER

>>6951339
Just in case it's not bait:
That's a parasite that makes prey animals (like mice) braver so that predators (like cats) can more easily hunt them. The secondary host can then spread the parasite through feces without any repercussions to the host. For humans (or sharkgirls), the parasite is so exponentially removed from its intended host that it does nothing. As with any foreign infection, toxoplasmosis can cause complications, but this is exceedingly rare and usually limited to people with weakened immune systems. IIRC, the only symptom of toxoplasmosis in over 99.9% of infected people is that they like cats slightly more than other people.

Love shark
Love cat
Love catshark

>>6952370
Not peak Gura, but definitely high-tier Gura. Everyone is fun getting high on energy drinks if they do it once a while.

>>6936524
>>6936524
Why will it take them for to find the flow of the Gura and make it past what she.?
If it she was never the then why wouldn't it be the way to here from the way.?

>>6944111
Schizocroat, get a new mantra already.

>>6952831
what

>>6952831
this is starting to get stale

I love shork

Gura appeared in a Taco Bell commercial for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DZ516Aq7Lg&t=28s

>>6952370
This is exactly what she would like to avoid. Imagine turning substance abuse for the lulz that is largely an act into a real problem.

>>6953461
>Its real
Holy shit!

>>6953461
wtf its real

>>6953461
what the fuck?

>>6953461
shark is going places.

>>6953461
ISRAEL

All I see is some kind of monstrosity eating a billboard thingy.

>>6953461
ISREAL

>>6953461
Israel

This girl is too powerful

>>6954099
That’s my wife up there

>>6953461
I see

>>6953461
>>6954099
Gura also appreared in here too...
https://youtu.be/f4ZRK8YLmPc?t=51

>>6954652
I still don't know why slavs like Gura so much.

>>6954758
You dont know why slavs like gura? Why do you like gura?

>>6954885
I thought they'd go for someone like Botan. Which is completely different from Gura.

>>6954990
Gura transcends boundaries with her charm, she kinda scares me

>>6954652
>Gura
Not quite. But then QuarkDoge is very cultured.

Ohasame. Shark is awake too!

So is inside just another indie kusoge?

>>6958707
It's pretty good. Kind of like Limbo. Nothing crazy but it's a decent game.

>>6958707
its a fun game actually