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>Things you can say about your oshi but not your girlfriend.

>> No.6967347

>>6967329
I have one

>> No.6967359

>>6967329
I have seen my oshi's face

>> No.6967367 [DELETED] 
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she exists

>> No.6967378

>>6967347
Thread done. OP is a faggot, get a better topic

>> No.6967392

>>6967347
/thread

>> No.6967459

>>6967329
I would like to make a family with her

>> No.6967670

>>6967359
based and islampilled?

>> No.6967746

>>6967329
Fuck me with your dragon cock and treat me like a manwhore, MOMMY!

>> No.6967772

>>6967347
fpbp

>> No.6967786
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>>6967746
>tfw the COCOCK will lose relevance
why even live?

>> No.6967827

>>6967347
/thread

>> No.6967859
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6967859

>>6967378
>Sheesh, fine. Don't get your panties in a knot.
>Either way, great job everyone!
>What your oshi says the second she stops recording.

>> No.6967905

>>6967329
man, i'm looking forward to tonight!

>> No.6967948

>>6967329
She really likes collab with males

>> No.6968005

>>6967859
Probably not even saying anything, just fucking her boyfriend immediately

>> No.6968067

>>6967859
>Thanks for staying quiet, honey, now let's go on our date!

>> No.6968186

>>6967859
>Alright, that'll be $1200 for the date

>> No.6968207

>>6967329
she comes regularily

>> No.6968216

>>6967347
/thread

>> No.6968257

>>6967859
>Alright, now to get that spaghetti in the fridge and eat it.

>> No.6968263

>>6967859
Finally, now I can give my pet some nice food and cock

>> No.6968438
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6968438

>>6967859
>these retards actually think I'm a girl

>> No.6968472

>>6967329
People who use/vt/ don't have girlfriends

>> No.6968526

>>6967859
>Eh? I forgot to mute?

>> No.6972869

I love her

>> No.6978175

>>6967859
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.6978471

>>6967329
she loves me

>> No.6978554

>>6967329
I don't feel forced to spend money on her.

>> No.6983209

>>6967329
Nice tentacles

>> No.6983337

>>6978175
Deadbeats...

>> No.6983361

>>6967859
お疲れ様でした

>> No.6983759

>>6967859
>fuckin' fags

>> No.6984378
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>improper etiquette while superchatting a Vtuber

>> No.6985085
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>>6984378
>when can we expect your WWE debut

>> No.6985409

>>6984378
>Hey, I was diagnosed with cancer 5 minutes after my dog died while I was on the way to my entire family who was dying of Covid in the hospital. I guess what I'm trying to say is that my love for you got me through it so I was hoping you could drop your address so I can hear you say "ara ara" and "hi honey" in person. Thanks, [roommate's name].

>> No.6985441

>>6967859
>"Garry Coleman!"

>> No.6992391

>>6967859
>alright honey, time to upload it to pornhub!

>> No.6992454
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6992454

>>6967329
>I have an oshi

>> No.6993021

>>6978554
This

>> No.6993565

>>6967329
She's kind of a retard but I love her.

>> No.6994675

>>6993565
I'm sorry your girlfriend is a retard, anon...

>> No.6994763

>>6994675
REKT

>> No.6994770

>>6984378
I wrote you a letter! I hope you like it! (1/50)

>> No.6994943 [DELETED] 

o7 to all of (You) for actually having multiple questions. This is a fun thread. Not a takodachi but it seemed like it'd make for the best answers.
>>6967329
I WANT TO PLAY YOUR FLAT FUCKING RIBCAGE LIKE A XYLOPHONE WITH MY DICK.
>>6967859
wah
>>6984378
sending an akasupa in monopoly money via VPN and using it to write a fucking thesis

>> No.6995083

>>6967859
>graduation can’t come soon enough

>> No.6995156

>>6967329
She'll graduate one day

>> No.6995278
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6995278

>>6967859
>alroight

>> No.6995344

>>6967329
Cutting board flat no boing boing flat cliff flat A flat Great Wall flat Manchester Unexcited flatty flat flat

>> No.6996799

>>6967329
She's interesting and I enjoy listening to her talk and play video games.

>> No.6997637

>>6968067
>>6968186
The duality of man

>> No.6997655

>>6985085
Unironically would be better for her.

>> No.6997661

>>6967329
I laugh at her jokes.

>> No.6997863

>>6997661
Oh shit, that's mean

>> No.6997909

>>6967329
>I can never touch you and that's fine.

>> No.6997956

>>6967347
Well shit

>> No.6997998

>>6967329
She got great cunny

>> No.6998022

>>6967329
her lewds are better than yours

>> No.6998037
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>>6967347

>> No.6998541

>>6997863
Why would you laugh at nothing?

>> No.7000111

>>6984378
>whats your stance on trans rights?

>> No.7003583
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>Things management should do for their chuubas.

>> No.7003951

>>7003583
Free sex for the Menheras

>> No.7004014

>>7003583
Give them women's rights.

>> No.7004559

>>6967329
They're one and the same so nothing :)

>> No.7008532

>>7003583
Not force them out of the company for political reasons.

>> No.7008772

>>7003583
Sex (already provided)

>> No.7013098
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7013098

>Rejected stream ideas you don't get to hear about.

>> No.7013171

>>7013098
Bubsy 3D collab with ulillillia

>> No.7013207

>>6967347
Fastest thread ever.

>> No.7013210

>>7003951
I want to be hired for this job

>> No.7013277

>>7013098
Puking ASMR. Gagging included.

>> No.7013314
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>>7013098
Paint drying watchalong

>> No.7013325

>>7013098
Lesbian sex collab

>> No.7013372

>>7003951
Sounds like one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. I want in.

>> No.7013451

>>7013325
the prompt was streams that we DON'T get to hear about

>> No.7013455
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>>7013098
Torture techniques

>> No.7014171

>>7013098
Race tier list

>> No.7014181

>>7003583
Collect every dick picture that fans send through DMs, Email, and twitter reply.

>>7013098
Rating the dick pictures of your fans.

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>>7013277

>> No.7014868
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>The first thing your Oshi would say, if she met you in real life.

>> No.7014910

>>6967347
That didn’t take long

>> No.7014953

>>6967859
>Pass me that vodka

>> No.7014960
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>>7014868

>> No.7014970

>>7014868
>What are you doing in my bathroom?

>> No.7014995

>>7014868
Put your dick back in your pants

>> No.7015036
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>>7014868

>> No.7015194

>>7014970
Why are you in your oshi's bathroom?

>> No.7016075

>>7014868
>Yeah Bubba! Kill him!

>> No.7019094

>>7014868
>Please stop kissing my hands, it's weird.

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7019237

>>6967329
I can turn her on with just a click!

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>>6967859

>> No.7027095
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>>7014171
For me, it's the dwarves

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>The new name of you oshi if they suddenly transformed into a black woman.

>> No.7029154

>>7027640
>nigger

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>>7027640
No change necessary.

>> No.7029347

>>6968526
Dad?

>> No.7031257
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>>7027640
Kuroi Haato

>> No.7031377

>>7027640
migo

>> No.7031672

>>7027640
Inugami Tyrone

>> No.7031846

>>7025555
Literally Gura.

>> No.7041272

>>7027640
>Aisha Wattman

>> No.7041884

>>7014868

>> No.7046460

>>6967329
I fantasize about my Oshi

>> No.7046511

>>7015194
I was lost when I conveniently stumbled into my oshi's bathroom while she was streaming.

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>>7013171
You broke my brain, i started pondering what would be the best outcome, who would it be best to collab with ulilillia. All the EN girls could probably manage to dance around his elaborateness, but i think Haachama would be the funniest, because she has the spergyness of her own and with the slight language gap its prime matter for hilarious misunderstandings.

>> No.7050050

>>7027640
Nishuga

>> No.7052111

>>7027640
Mommasuzu Nenesha

>> No.7058187
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7058187

>>6967329
I love her and she's not a tranny
someone help me out of this hell

>> No.7058325

>>7058187
Why the fuck did you get engaged with a tranny

>> No.7058428

>>7058325
I got pressured into this shit and at this point if i leave the nigger he's killing himself
I'm trying not to care

>> No.7058517

>>7014868
>hello sir, d-d-d-do you, do you have a moment to, to talk about our lord and savi - no, he's not in kingdom hearts.

>> No.7058584

>>7027640
Niggermachi Suisei

>> No.7058636

>>7058428
Grow a pair and dump them. Tell whoever "pressured" you that it's your body and your choice and that you don't think a healthy relationship can be fostered from one of the partners being held at gunpoint.

>> No.7058681

>>7058584
*Nie Gamachi

>> No.7059014

>>7058428
Win win scenario, you will no longer be engaged and he'll be contributing to the %

>> No.7061189

>>7058636
>>7059014
Thanks.. I'm trying

>> No.7061556
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7061556

>>7027640
Niggawr

>> No.7061608

>>6967329
>>7061379
OP, Coco's stealing your thunder.

>> No.7062189

>>7016075
>tfw you will never be mauled to death by bubba in front of Ame

>> No.7062668

>>6995156
Waaait…

>> No.7062680

>>7013098
Viewer cock rating stream

>> No.7063240

>>7061608
>actually making OC instead of just Googling "Scenes from a hat"
OP here. I'm a megafaggot and that thread is based. It's a shame it's being raided.

>> No.7063691

>>7063240
Don't be like that OP. Everyone is a faggot sometimes but this thread is already better than 75% of the board

>> No.7064525

>>7061608
>>7063240
Well the thread is dead now

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>>6994770
> (1/50)

>> No.7065226

you'll save her period blood and have a nice warm glass of it at the end of the week.

>> No.7065305

>>7003583
let them bleed directly into their mouths during that time of the month

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>Hahaha! Oh boy, let's see, uh
>The worst reason to cancel a stream.

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>> No.7065605

>>6967859
>What your oshi says the second she stops recording.
Wow that stream made me really horny, my womb needs to get filled to the brim with hot man seed.

>>6984378
>improper etiquette while superchatting a Vtuber
I want to fill your womb to the brim with my hot seed.

>>7003583
>Things management should do for their chuubas.
Buy them hot men to fill their wombs to the brim with hot seed.

>>7013098
>Rejected stream ideas you don't get to hear about.
Streaming their wombs getting filled to the brim with hot man seed.

>>7014868
>The first thing your Oshi would say, if she met you in real life.
Ew.

>>7065361
>The worst reason to cancel a stream.
Too busy getting their wombs filled to the brim with hot man seed.

>> No.7065857

>>7065361
>Sorry guys, I ate my socks because I was hungry and now I need a surgery. See you tomorrow for the mukbang stream!

>> No.7066324

>>7065361
>Remember when I put clothespins on my nipples during that endurance stream? Yeah well, they look kinda bad and I'm going to et them checked at the hospital

>> No.7066404

>>6967329
my oshi hasn't hurt me

>> No.7066418

>>6967329
MY DOG DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.7069491

>>7065605
Based and hot seedpilled

>> No.7070243

>>7031846
But... she is wearing pants, I was promised no pants room mate.

>> No.7070757

>>7065361
>my mother died from Parkinson's so minecraft monday is going to be on a Tuesday, sorry guys.

>> No.7071524

Holy shit. Good thread guys.

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>>6967347
3DPD

>> No.7073245

>>7065361
>Oop! That was my boyfriend. He doesn't really like me streaming like this so I have to go now. Love you chat! Byeeeee!

>> No.7073741

>>7065361
>Sorry guys, I have to go give birth to the baby of some black guy who pumped and dumped me
>Can't wait for you to meet him, he's gonna be my #1 little guy

>> No.7073853

>>7027640
Calliope Mori

>> No.7074285

>>7014171
It would have been one of Ayame's best streams ever if management had just let it go through.

>> No.7074327

>>6967347
fpbp
all other posts invalidated
/thread

>> No.7074398

>>7058681
*NiiGaa-machi

>> No.7075064

>>6994770
Oh no, don't you remind me of that evil.

>> No.7076544

>>6967329
>i am looking forward seeing you again
>you are cute
>i love you
>you are wonderful
>having you in my life improves my days a lot
at some point Moona asked for poems on twitter and I actually wrote one of her on a whim, even though i dont watch her ever

(this is about my ex but still applies)

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